"Shut THE F*CK!! UP!!!" 😂😂 Everybody has their limits including Dave.
@Vee316
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HBN372
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zerox9440
Жыл бұрын
I probably would if I was in his shoes, doesn't take a lot for me to break 😅
@cathyjones4702
Жыл бұрын
It’s part of the art. It didn’t happen
@CopeAndSeeth
Жыл бұрын
Can we own up to the fact he was right about the jews?
@BashJP
Жыл бұрын
“I’m just kidding I didn’t say that 😅” Dave in his car trunk later… “I told you they would believe me”
@Juane9000
Жыл бұрын
😂
@Noah-yw6uv
11 ай бұрын
Why would Dave be in the trunk?
@Asiyah2000
11 ай бұрын
@@Noah-yw6uvbro is a joke wtf😂
@gsl649
9 ай бұрын
@@Noah-yw6uvtalking to the lady? The sentence doesn’t mean he is literally inside of his trunk, but that he has opened his trunk and is near it.
@GeeOhDee88
9 ай бұрын
what?????
@joseflindsey2260
Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t tell jokes anymore he points out the absurdities of life and we all laugh cuz we know it’s true. Dave is immortal in the comedy world
@soukaynahndiaye8028
Жыл бұрын
SO TRUE!!🤣🤣
@streitrat
Жыл бұрын
That's ALWAYS what jokes have been, since time began!
@arakasteve
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree.
@ID30394
Жыл бұрын
He's the GOAT for a reason.
@lukewarmbier6879
Жыл бұрын
Dave has reached George Carlin game level so yeah, he's pretty untouchable. 😂
@jordanwatkins5234
Жыл бұрын
The “ SHUT UP B*TCH, STFU!” Had me dying and then the “AINT NOBODY ROUND HERE!” **looks around** got me dead I was on the floor
@ulaper6465
Жыл бұрын
I'd it had you dying, why are you dtill alive. Finish dying since you had started.
@Gangstersplaycod
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sanasiddiqi2054
Жыл бұрын
Ahahha me too
@JM_HUh
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IanBristol
11 ай бұрын
Exactly! right?😅😅😅❤
@nicholassoares1676
Жыл бұрын
Idk why, but the funniest part to me is how he says "ain't nobody 'round here!"
@chriscataluna4500
Жыл бұрын
It’s his delivery. His voice may have changed after so many years, but that delivery is just next level.
@nicholassoares1676
Жыл бұрын
@Chris Cataluna Very good point. His delivery is one of a kind and unmatched.
@notapplicable328
Жыл бұрын
The way he looks around
@rasheed7934
Жыл бұрын
I remember threatening my kids with that one when they started whining about mosquitoes after bugging me to go camping.
@kkw-pal1178
Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😂
@versatilethearcane
Жыл бұрын
Facts....if I hated women as much as you think I do then you wouldn't feel so comfortable approaching me by yourself in a dimly lit parking lot
@drelocs2878
8 ай бұрын
Wait this is facts though 😂😂
@xcidgaf
8 ай бұрын
💯
@Alisa-rq8uz
16 күн бұрын
Fooking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂great point lol 😝
@alexisjuillard4816
4 күн бұрын
What the fuck context am i missing here. I'm safely assuming i m ignorant here and you're sharing a private joke, not that you're all psychotic lol
@sapzicrag
Жыл бұрын
His delivery is so fucking flawless😂😂😂
@SIMEN480
9 ай бұрын
"He doesn't punch up, he doesn't punch down. He punches lines, and he's a master at his craft" R.I.P Baby❤
@xJC4Rx
8 ай бұрын
Wat
@humnum7461
7 ай бұрын
@xJC4Rx shrooms may have something to do with thus comment 😅
@JamesJones-nk9lw
Ай бұрын
@@xJC4Rx. It’s a quote from one of Dave’s performances where he shared about his Trans friend Daphne who killed herself. Great, but sad story. The quote is a line she used to defend Dave from the onslaught of trans people bad mouthing him. You should see the special. Sorry can’t recall the one.
@JamesJones-nk9lw
Ай бұрын
@@humnum7461 . It’s a quote from one of Dave’s performances where he shared about his Trans friend Daphne who killed herself. Great, but sad story. The quote is a line she used to defend Dave from the onslaught of trans people bad mouthing him. You should see the special. Sorry can’t recall the one.
@xJC4Rx
Ай бұрын
@@JamesJones-nk9lw Thank you
@Scarletraven87
Жыл бұрын
The classic "suddenly rude or selfish" is his trademark
@DeePolar.
Жыл бұрын
Kevin hart stole it from him
@aceof8S
Жыл бұрын
It is kind of the war though, between the adult in us that needs to look for the future, and the baby in us that knows as soon as we start crying someone starts to come running. Exemplifies it, personifies it, and twists his tales in a manner that excites & tickles the spirits of any listener! It's all simple stuff, kind of like how curling is simple, but the actual execution is intensive!!
@NotCharAznable
Жыл бұрын
@@aceof8S lol
@juzeefruit9281
Жыл бұрын
@@aceof8S wow, too deep 4 me And im pretty deep!! jus Sharing, lol
@Mos-fv4ho
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you got to race
@Philysupahgangstah
11 ай бұрын
His delivery is top tier 😂
@cowgirlcookers8315
Жыл бұрын
"DAVID Chappelle"
@ChrisDodges123
Жыл бұрын
😂
@n8vmilk
Жыл бұрын
She probably thought that’ll snap his attention like a misbehaving child….forgetting that he hasn’t been a child….shoot probably since he first stepped on stage
@ArthurMrgan
Жыл бұрын
“EDWARD Sheeran”
@christinahouser3145
Жыл бұрын
“CHRISTOPHER Rock”
@darreldickens505
Жыл бұрын
“WILLARD Smith”
@MrQuandogg
9 ай бұрын
This man has a way with telling stories and I could just listen to them all day . Had me dead with the “ ain’t nobody round here “ 😂
@jessicafrost9894
8 ай бұрын
Lol IKR I literally cannot skip past him. 😂
@davidbrownfield5808
Жыл бұрын
Shows actual misogyny, to prove he doesn't hate women for comic effect. People who get mad at comedians are the worst. Dave is a Genius.
@unwnme
Жыл бұрын
Casual racism isn't very fun tho. Not when presented by a comedian with no comedic point to it. It actually makes it worse. Dave likes his racism towards white people, while being completely dependant on white people.
@crusadrian5010
Жыл бұрын
@@unwnme maybe it’s because white folks can and should (just like everyone else) be able to take a racial poke in the ribs.
@RENEG4DE4NGEL
Жыл бұрын
@@unwnme You're talking about the guy who brought himself up with his own talent and then walked away from $50 million and built himself back up a second time. "Completely dependent on white people" my white ass.
@LlghtStar
Жыл бұрын
@@unwnme completely dependant on people* everyone depends on other people in modern society regardless of skin color. Your racism is showing.
@davidbrownfield5808
Жыл бұрын
@@unwnme You missing the point, doesn't mean Dave didn't have one. Chapelle is a comedian, one of the best. Lighten up, and stop taking everything so seriously.
@lvparm
11 ай бұрын
‘I’m just kiddin’, I didn’t say that 😊” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carlanderson6754
7 ай бұрын
Legally he was just kidding!! In the hood just KILLING !!!😅😅
@TeufelHunden605
Жыл бұрын
He's a Master of his Art
@Clarenceisgoat
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@DLBritt-ti8cg
Жыл бұрын
He definitely said it 😂😂😂
@franksmith4617
Жыл бұрын
I want to believe
@blackspring3207
11 ай бұрын
Nah he def didn't
@Barber27
11 ай бұрын
If he did, he definitely looked around 😂
@rangelalbor5332
11 ай бұрын
@@Barber27)l
@Funnybunny7ful
6 ай бұрын
He probably did in his mind. L ol 😅😅
@louisa777
Жыл бұрын
"This B..ch looked terrible" 😂😂😂
@codubhlaoich
Жыл бұрын
You know only the unimpressive Nubian pharaohs were bla ck right lol
@rayjonbrice2653
7 ай бұрын
@@codubhlaoich🌞+🥛
@llkg9
Жыл бұрын
Dave 2 minutes later: That reminds me, I gotta clean out my trunk 😆
@markwhitehouse3355
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NesconProductions
Жыл бұрын
That would have worked.. ;-)
@Swaggmire215
Жыл бұрын
Damn would have been perfect
@gk2370
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
@KingLagoYT
Жыл бұрын
Great line addition 😂😂
@terrelledavis-marks6859
6 күн бұрын
No matter my mood - whether I am happy or sad - if I come across one of Dave Chappelle's comedy skits, I laugh until I cry.
@popsiclecheese4256
Жыл бұрын
Someone trying to tell you how you feel is the worst
@takarav4260
Жыл бұрын
The subtitles on this video are a million times better than any video short I have seen in forever! Props. Makes Dave even funnier lol
@Texas.rig.Scotty
Жыл бұрын
That lady’s husband has been wanting to say that to her for a decade now 😂
@princelj28
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@MsMona-qg9jx
Жыл бұрын
Period. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulbarclay4114
Жыл бұрын
its his fault she turned out that way thats what happens when you let your girl go
@celestialnubian
Жыл бұрын
ex-husband lol
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
11 ай бұрын
Ahahahha
@Tory-JJ
Жыл бұрын
Dave, is a blessing to me my whole life. I've watched his stuff my whole life. Through the highs and lows of losers trying to drown him. Great comedy!
@justinqualls4964
Жыл бұрын
I love how he said it all matter of factly like he's mocking the way she talks but he's making death threats LMAO
@juzeefruit9281
Жыл бұрын
not really he admittedly said he really didn't say it/that to her (if in fact, that even happened) it's all humor baby. thats it plain and simple. Not saying he doesn't use situations that happen in his everyday life!!! He tweaks it to form his artistic "funny" !!
@justinqualls4964
Жыл бұрын
@@juzeefruit9281 No I get it. His delivery is just even funnier than the entire premise.
@bangbangzorro
8 ай бұрын
Love him so much , no filter 😂😂😂
@Kjeks7
Жыл бұрын
You know he's in trouble when someone calls him DAVID 😂😂😂
@kingcobes4508
Жыл бұрын
Dave really one of the best comedians out there😂
@susandemir7180
Жыл бұрын
Not one of the best, HE IS THE BEST, NO CONTEST
@advancedue476
Жыл бұрын
What gets me is the look in his eye when he says shut up 😭
@brucerivers6627
9 ай бұрын
When I have a bad day I listen to you and you make me laugh . Keep doing what you’re doing . God Bless you .
@antoniowales1949
11 ай бұрын
This man is legendary funny as hell..😅😅😅
@carmelindiana1565
Жыл бұрын
Complete genius comedy - laced with reality and seasonal with immature stupidly that you can’t help and definitely can’t stop laughing at. Comedy Excellence!!!❤❤❤❤😂😂😂
@JNash-ro5on
Жыл бұрын
You didn't say it, but you thought it and it's the thought that counts and she deserved it.
@mustain21
9 ай бұрын
I saw this special Friday night of the week it came out. I was higher than giraffe pnssy. I had so many laughs, especially at this part. No comedian makes me feel like Christmas when a new special comes out like Chappelle. Da GOAT 🐐
@whiteknightprovince
Жыл бұрын
You know fbi agents were crying when he said it was a joke.
@GamerKhiladi
Жыл бұрын
He was so into the sweet memory that he unknowingly started to tell the truth but suddenly realized where he was 😁
@304derrick
7 ай бұрын
lol the only comedian that got old and never lost his edge
@Kyle-w9h
27 күн бұрын
We need the comedy central Dave back, the one who made us laugh nonstop.
@TheJunkyardDad
Жыл бұрын
I’ve wanted to say that on a occasion or two … keep doing what you’re doing DAVE CHAPPELLE!!👍🏽👍🏽⬆️
@queengilbert805
Жыл бұрын
The way he went off on her unexpectedly 😂😂💔
@ronniecantu2216
Жыл бұрын
I love this, I've used it so many times
@ccp22
Жыл бұрын
I'm just kidding I didn't really say that. 🤣🤣🤣 🥰🥰🥰
@sacredtitan5484
Жыл бұрын
i love how hes always calm logic calm logic .... complete chaos
@rodneyjames2656
Жыл бұрын
Everybody knows that he wanted 2 say that sh, but Dave just had control over it...😁😁😁
@Swagalodon
Жыл бұрын
This part of this special plays in my head over and over.
@ryanmiller2536
Жыл бұрын
I think the most intimidating thing is not saying you're gonna kill someone. It's counting all the witnesses.
@easol
8 ай бұрын
😂 I'm stealing this you funny too
@Mannybax23
8 ай бұрын
Dave Chappelle really be telling truth in amongst he’s jokes. He the goat Fr 😂💀🔥
@ArkaeaFCL3
Жыл бұрын
How can you tell an artist about their own art? Wtf?? That's absurd af.
@uncletiggermclaren7592
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the human race !. Someone will be around shortly, to tell you about all the competing religions, each with their own creation theory, absurdly aware of each others claims, but claiming them anyway.
@exoticfruitsalad
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH but also have you considered a good thing to be hourly with a woman who has a lot more to do in life and I don't know what to say to him and he is so stupid to me that you would not apply for him or me know you are free to message him and let me add him as well as his whole family for a phone interview with him on Monday and he said that you would not apply for the order to be able and not be working with me on the side which is said I am reaching out to them to ask for help and they have been very good at selling things and getting a good idea for the best price for the Studio and the charm
@BRITISHFURY_1664
Жыл бұрын
@@uncletiggermclaren7592 religion has nothing to do with this lmao. This is about mfs acting like dumb mfs
@uncletiggermclaren7592
Жыл бұрын
@@BRITISHFURY_1664 You misunderstand my point. It was a bit grown-up for you, I guess.
@BRITISHFURY_1664
Жыл бұрын
@@uncletiggermclaren7592 lmao. Funny
@cindyhaduik7171
Жыл бұрын
Dave , these short clips of yours are gold 👌
@TheVengeanceofdefile
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂, I’m going to sleep damn it seen this 30 times my eyes hurt🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@carlmullerlane
8 ай бұрын
"Ain't nobody around here". OMG, I could just see him pointing his finger around the periphery whilst he says it too, lol. 🤣
@BRUHHH2829
Жыл бұрын
Dave is the BEST … FINISHER of comedy!
@Roonz111
Жыл бұрын
he knows what to say to piss ppl off😭
@leonardschofield9913
Жыл бұрын
Dave: Before I kill you. Aint nobody round. Joe Goldberg: Hmmmm
@juzeefruit9281
Жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaha
@was727
Жыл бұрын
I love his delivery of being very polite and articulate… But at the end it went straight to the hood lol cracks me up every time
@frederickdixon8528
Жыл бұрын
He cleverly winds us up and winds us up like a Jack in the Box and then suddenly POPS Out with impeccable timing and delivering a ridiculous unexpected punchline... Winds you up with what seams like facts and then throws in the crazy fiction.
@fabioalvesshow
Жыл бұрын
I love Dave's voice 😂
@alanbazil8771
10 ай бұрын
I almost spilled my drink when the “STFU” came on 😂😂😂
@AWholeVibe96
8 ай бұрын
Yesss!! My Italian ice almost flew out my nose 😂
@sabrinaiqbal9783
10 күн бұрын
LEGENDARY man he is not afraid to say how it is unlike the rest who are terrified 👍🏽
@mbaelstromos0002
Жыл бұрын
The world would be a better place if every artist, writer, and director responded like Dave Chappelle
@aidanknorr3457
Жыл бұрын
His little smile when he said "Just kidding I didn't say that" xD
@WrvrUgoThrUR
Жыл бұрын
The old Dave comes out at the end😂😂
@StylishStu
Жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is not only a comic is an Activist for all American people trying to bring us together using his art. He is the breath of fresh air we needed to fill us with love instead of the fear and anger. He made it his mission to transcend and defy the establishment to open our eyes. Thanks Dave, we will always appreciate your comedy for years to come.
@BRITISHFURY_1664
Жыл бұрын
Shits not that deep god damn
@StylishStu
Жыл бұрын
@@BRITISHFURY_1664 🤣🤣Thanks for the compliment. It got your attention, though didn't it? 😉
@BRITISHFURY_1664
Жыл бұрын
@@StylishStu cant argue with that lmao
@barbaramcmillen4204
11 күн бұрын
I just love your humor and it’s becoming an almost extinct genre so I’m digging it as much as I can.😂😂😂😂
@bigj8316
Жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle is hella funny!!!! one of the greatest comedians of all time
@soukaynahndiaye8028
Жыл бұрын
SO TRUE!! VERY HONEST!!
@AWholeVibe96
8 ай бұрын
I was okay until he said, “I’m just kidding. I didn’t say that.” Now, I got real tears 😂😂😭
@mrsw2923
Жыл бұрын
I just love that he thinks he has to tell us he didn’t really do that. Of course not. 😂😂😂😂😂
@adventurefuel5172
Жыл бұрын
He is actually such a nice guy, we know he didn’t. But it’s so hilarious that he thought it out. 😂
@Soul_Alpha
Жыл бұрын
I like to think he actually did then immediately was like naw I'm just kidding with the hand gesture and all😭
@mrsw2923
Жыл бұрын
@@Soul_Alpha I miss real comedy like Dave
@Anonymous_1.
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo “ain’t nobody around here” 💀💀💀💀
@tracybutcher2572
Жыл бұрын
He is a comedian, he jokes about woman, men, race, everything. 🤣❤️
@BRITISHFURY_1664
Жыл бұрын
A true comedian
@btmyster
8 күн бұрын
Every single race. No one gets a pass lol.
@michellekleingers8238
Жыл бұрын
Lolololol!!!!! I've had those same thoughts when I've reached my limit of tolerance! 😆
@pr0d
Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Netflix specials
@willie-vj4ms
Жыл бұрын
This man is the GOAT of all comedians and there are some really good ones .❤
@wolveriner8459
Жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody around here🤣😂🤣😂
@nehajain78
9 ай бұрын
I just love his smile and laugh!!!😍😍😍
@loganwebb1171
Жыл бұрын
That eye roll… I felt that
@erikiacopelli451
Жыл бұрын
Just the way he said I just kidding like a lil kid had me cracking up so bad that now my stomach hurts like hell from laughing too hard 🤣🤣
@graymars1097
Жыл бұрын
What makes someone think like that? Because of jokes?!!! JOKES?!
@xtravert2012
Жыл бұрын
Because They think they (white women) have a right to tell people what they think (nobody cares) and that people give a shit (again, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!) If these people don't like the jokes, don't listen to them.
@IkeOg
Жыл бұрын
Shut up
@graymars1097
Жыл бұрын
@@IkeOg no
@IkeOg
Жыл бұрын
@@graymars1097 lol. Good sport. 🤜
@graymars1097
Жыл бұрын
@@IkeOg 🤛
@JacobSnow-ie3re
9 ай бұрын
He always gets me. I never see it coming.
@billyelliot4141
Жыл бұрын
He's so nice he has to clarify I'm only joking. 🤣 rofl
@dimidim6143
Жыл бұрын
The uh-oh got me so hard ahah
@UOFKfan100
Жыл бұрын
The best part was right after that she tries to say something again and daves like, "KEEP IN THE COMMENT SECTION BITCH THIS IS REAL LIFE!"
@kevinperlow4595
Жыл бұрын
I bout died when he said "I'm just kidding I didn't say that" 😭
@kanoreese1253
Жыл бұрын
Dave has reached that beyond status of untouchable.
@Dead_redthefirst
Жыл бұрын
“ I watch your comedy “😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@angelcarrillo8583
Жыл бұрын
That's how you talk to a Karen lol
@weldon9254
8 ай бұрын
This man really is the GOAT. That punchline hahaha
@glockup1
10 ай бұрын
Dave is the funniest comedian hands down legend.
@zsanelrhodes4090
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 we all be wanting to respond to an annoyance this way just one time in life!!! I know that's why I laughed 🤣😂😅🤣
@ssc4649
Жыл бұрын
he said that shit lmfao
@doreenbumbrey7203
Жыл бұрын
Those people get what they deserve from Dave. He's actually a very calm person but if you piss him off the storm comes out😅😅
@bahmat
Жыл бұрын
Been following Chapelle since 2003. I have yet to hear a single joke of his that shows he's a full blown misogynist or hates women specifically 24/7.
@freddyjason3142
Жыл бұрын
Damn, this shit had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣 and I’ve seen this special, but I forgot about that part🤣🤣🤣
@amandaberth25
Жыл бұрын
I love him!!
@juzeefruit9281
Жыл бұрын
only you can joke with antics and "Verbiage" like this and it's not only hilarious, the words and your grrrr. Love you Dave, always!!!!^
@taedavis3989
Жыл бұрын
If this dude was a boxer..He would stay at the top of the Pound 4 pound list
@KBeth35
Жыл бұрын
I'm a white woman and believe Dave Chappelle is a living legend! Seriously a genius! My favorite comedian of all time! I just listened to this 10x just to hear him say "Shut up b****! Shut the f**** up! Ahhh I would have loved to hear that conversation!!!!
@Kaia_bee
Жыл бұрын
The look of pure happiness at the end
@EA-xp7hm
11 ай бұрын
The ain’t nobody around here part killed me omg
@loufaulk6812
Жыл бұрын
Lol he's a legend 🤣
@Entity2688
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His delivery of jokes has gotta be some of the best of all time
@c0nstantin86
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Such a nice response... imagine it would work with these kind of people... "You're a racist!" "I don't believe that I feel that way" "Take him to jail!"
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