This is back when Mrs Gorman was at the height of her cake baking.
@szbnahl
3 жыл бұрын
Surely he means the most fun you can have for 50p *with your clothes on*.
@DanielSultana
3 жыл бұрын
Where the hell are you hiring prostitutes for 50p
@HORRIOR1
3 жыл бұрын
@@DanielSultana Maybe they are writing the postcard naked?
@grahamlive
5 жыл бұрын
Argos have pencils. Or maybe I'm thinking of IKEA. I'll go and check. Well , that's my day sorted.
@gabeangel8104
5 жыл бұрын
grahamlive I’m pretty sure that is Ikea yeah.
@RBXTrains
5 жыл бұрын
They use to have pens, they changed a few years ago.
@NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
4 жыл бұрын
Dave is such a funny comedian...Very clever as well...Bring back modern life is Goodish!!!
@zoe1755
4 жыл бұрын
he's got a new series called Terms and Conditions Apply.
@NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
4 жыл бұрын
@@zoe1755 I know, but it just isn't as good...I watched one of them and didn't find it as fun
@zoe1755
4 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 agreed. it's a bit boring
@Gr33nMamba
12 жыл бұрын
Mrs Gorman's pies have been at work.
@dj29hawkings76
9 жыл бұрын
Is this the show he was on about where people got in touch to tell him he was fat cause, they've got a point (still a funny guy though)
@FozzQuaker
2 ай бұрын
With inflation, Its now probably the most fun you can have for a few quid
@rondon9897
12 жыл бұрын
Aliascuntos: he referred to a retailers called argos which always have small blue biros for writing your order down. Many people are, however, compelled to nick the pens.
@be7277
5 жыл бұрын
*when I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence*
@sarcasmo57
4 жыл бұрын
What was the only song that you could play?
@computethis7128
4 жыл бұрын
I used to snag Argos pens all the time
@Nabend1402
5 жыл бұрын
This was when Dave was punching above his weight while carrying a bit of timber... :-D I think it actually kinda suits him.
@lucyinbar4077
3 жыл бұрын
So bizarre... he sounds like Dave Gorman, but when I take my glasses off the blur looks like Jon Richardson! (not that Jon is blurry - you know what I mean!)
@TheSnapback
5 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to talk about image quality
@davidechols2016
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katawatenshu
11 жыл бұрын
They don't read the postcards. They don't have time.
@johnwedgbury6817
3 жыл бұрын
yeah it's not the postman you're trying to freak out, it's your neighbour. dear oh dear.
@stelley08
3 жыл бұрын
The thumbs down are from your neighbours
@farshnuke
13 жыл бұрын
lol
@definitelynotafox6262
3 жыл бұрын
what happened to his accent since 2011?
@Ulleskelf
12 жыл бұрын
@81Mace81 He talked about this when I saw him on stage last night. He got married to someone who likes baking, so was 'forced' to eat all the stuff she made. Now he's stopped with the cake, I'm pleased to report he's slimmer. Not that his size matters, of course.
@EnderShard
5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@81Mace81
12 жыл бұрын
Mon dieu, he's eaten a few pies!
@MrGenedancingmachine
3 жыл бұрын
He looks 3 months pregnant
@madkittyjoey70
9 жыл бұрын
oh man! that's silly! lol
@djrizla420
12 жыл бұрын
@zeppy13131 It's spelt Biro, but if you don't know what one is, you're not going to know that. Anyway, a Biro is a ball point pen. It's actually a brand name but is commonly used as meaning any ball point pen, in the same way some people use the word "Hoover" to mean a vaccum cleaner and "Jacuzzi" to mean hot tub.
@DrewRadley
12 жыл бұрын
@Hazelduke so i take it you've never had someone you were dating make you food. basically, the general ruling is as follows- a) you eat the food, say you like it (whether that was a lie or not is up to you) and continue dating. b) you say no to the food before you've eaten it, and do the same to every other bit of food that they make you. this causes the other party to feel unloved, and under-valued. and that, as i am sure you are aware, is grounds for a break-up. good day to you, sir.
@swill1966
8 жыл бұрын
can't believe nobody has said "who ate all the pi's" yet... somebody probably did... I am too lazy to check
@wheedler
5 жыл бұрын
Because he studied maths?
@Alacmalalb
3 жыл бұрын
I could imagine this being in one of his found poems.
@ifandafydd7432
3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely a Found Poem comment
@Hazelduke
12 жыл бұрын
@Ulleskelf W-wait, "forced"? Did they threaten to shank him with a sharpened week old baguette? Or maybe a cake constructed of lead would fall on his head if he paused in eating? Or croissants held his mouth open? Sorry, it's probably a very serious and complex relationship, the nature of which I'll never understand. However... if you can hold the mental image of a man running away from lazer shooting cupcakes and not laugh, you ain't much human.
@twilliamspro
5 жыл бұрын
If your wife baked every day You would eat the stuff just out of exposure
@zeppy13131
12 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a Byro?
@kelpkelp5252
7 жыл бұрын
Why spell it like that though?
@josiefraiz-brown2382
5 жыл бұрын
A pen
@GangsterDolphins
5 жыл бұрын
zeppy13131 biro
@ericsiskosky2779
3 жыл бұрын
In the States, we have a different word for that. We call it a pen.
@scaleop4
10 жыл бұрын
lol he was a bit fat back then but he it not fat now.
@ryuhayabaker
9 жыл бұрын
He's said recently that it was because his wife bakes cakes every day, but she doesn't like them, so he eats them. He put on over 2 stone in the first few months of his marriage.
@jziffi
3 жыл бұрын
How is he both slim and fat at the same time?
@MrWiskin
6 жыл бұрын
He got fat because he did nothing just watched KZitem videos and made programs about it!
@spaghetticat1540
6 жыл бұрын
Have you watched modern life is goodish. His wife loves to bake but can't eat wheat, leaving him to eat them all
@_Super_Hans_
9 жыл бұрын
Why why why would a postman give a shit about what's on a postcard? Firstly, do they even have time to read your nan's postcard handwriting which invariably unintelligible? I don't know, wouldn't have thought it. Secondly and more importantly, all postcards ever say is along the lines of "Got here safe, went out for a drink on the first night, weather's been nice, having a nice time, hope you're ok". Why in the world would anyone give a shit? The RECIPIENT doesn't give a shit what it says, let a lone the bloody postman.
@DanGolag
7 жыл бұрын
The neighbor it's addressed to would read it. I hope that helped you understand the joke.
@facerip356
7 жыл бұрын
+Super Hans Here's my question, why would the Undertaker have a KZitem account called Super Hans? Don't you have a Wrestlemania match to train for? Unbelievable. Paul Bearer would be ashamed of you sir.
@_Super_Hans_
7 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you talking about?
@facerip356
7 жыл бұрын
Super Hans Nice try, the Undertaker. I know it's you. Say hello to your demon brother Kane for me. He is, after all, the Big Red Machine.
@kelpkelp5252
7 жыл бұрын
What you'll have noticed is that it's part of a comedy routine. It's not really meant to be a set of instructions for you to carry out. Hope I've really helped you out here.
@klassklassklass
12 жыл бұрын
Surely the most fun you can have with 50p is buying a 50p bus ticket in the opposite direction of a Dave Gorman gig
@GangsterDolphins
5 жыл бұрын
klassklassklass bus tickets are £1.10
@RBXTrains
5 жыл бұрын
@@GangsterDolphins £2.40 you mean (West Mids at least)
@HRHooChicken
10 жыл бұрын
he's certainly lost weight! Shame he still isn't funny though. Has anyone seen his show on Dave? It's just so bad
@martinrobo123
7 жыл бұрын
HRHooChicken really? humour is a matter of taste and you clearly have none HRH
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