“What about black people?” “Yeah, they don’t like you either.” Dead 😆
@randar3
15 жыл бұрын
My fav Dave line: Watering can tied to a hose. The cops show up....Whats that, Officer? No, just watering the geroniums.
@falcoperegrinus82
4 жыл бұрын
"I was just pumping away in this thing the other night" 🤣
@allpossibleworlds
11 жыл бұрын
Dave has to be the most oddly endearing Chauvinist on the planet.
@JahCrystal
12 жыл бұрын
"What about Eugene"..."He knows what hes doing"
@samfilmkid
12 жыл бұрын
his greatest wisdom moment is this: "i think it's great you guys are together despite the fact that you're from Austria and you're from someplace no one's even fuckin' heard of. it's like that movie 'Interracial Holdings 2' she was white and they were black, but it didn't matter because they were in love!"
@cartersauce1344
4 жыл бұрын
*interracial holestretchers 2
@jeroliver
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" "New Zealand" "Yeah, probably" lol
@slugdgoz
2 жыл бұрын
As someone from NZ who has travelled a lot I can tell you for a fact that people think I'm from England. Literally every country I have been to that isn't in the UK people just think I'm from England. It's insane how accurate this show is.
@genuinely.faking
14 жыл бұрын
"They were like swedish. Or korean." ROOOOFL.
@TheWALOS
16 жыл бұрын
When Dave is explaining the "what" thing to Bret, you can see at the last second that Bret breaks character and smiles at Arj. It's fucking hilarious.
@Pfoster27
16 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Chang was thinking, no thanx for your egg rolls!!!
@danielsibrian1446
4 жыл бұрын
"Women love that kind of sensitive Nautical shit" ROFL!!!
@HazelGordon11
12 жыл бұрын
"i never understood a fuckin' word that guy said"
@-AtomsPhere-
16 жыл бұрын
the ending's the best. When he's all. "how do you think I eat so well every day at lunch"....."hey mrs. chang" classic conchords
@itszeebaybee
16 жыл бұрын
-"i was thinking something like prince." -"kinda erogenous, huh?" lmao he's such an idiot. i love him!!!
@andyyl6942
2 жыл бұрын
He's a genius it's just a psychological analogy bro.
@kidsmoked
6 жыл бұрын
The croasians. 😄
@neildurbin
Жыл бұрын
I always thought of him saying “crow asians”
@rajeeb3500
7 ай бұрын
😂
@integrajoey
15 жыл бұрын
Dave is the man
@chronic987890
12 жыл бұрын
How do you think i eat so well every lunchtime? Hey mrs Chang, thanks for the egg rolls! .... what...
@predyme
14 жыл бұрын
This show is AWESOME!!! I watched it all the time in HBO, and I never get tired of it. I can't stop myself from LauGHING apparently. its great really
@joelslife
15 жыл бұрын
I love that guy. Arj Barker! Whew hew!
@sebbe91
13 жыл бұрын
"I think they make them on the computeeer" xD
@planet7663
16 жыл бұрын
thanks for this! "casual prince"
@letthegalaxyburn
15 жыл бұрын
I love Arj Barker! His stand-up is hilarious!
@indysk8r32
7 жыл бұрын
"Because, you Scottish freak..."
@evanabbott2737
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that’s my favorite😁👍
@evanabbott2737
5 жыл бұрын
I love how he picks every other English speaking country except for New Zealand...😁
@bobo3389
16 жыл бұрын
arj barker is so funny saw him do standup in melbourne...i laughed so hard i cried
@LionessII
16 жыл бұрын
Watership down is about rabbits. LOL
@jericho6
2 жыл бұрын
you're a legend dave
@nevermindshort3
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, will you marry us? Excuse me, I don't think monogamy is legal in this country"
@moss197
16 жыл бұрын
LOL! "Like prince if he was going to the zoo or supermarket..."
@bonchatbonrat
14 жыл бұрын
He knows what he's doing...
@1800aubrey
3 жыл бұрын
Dave is such a great stand in for the Phony streetwise NYC native schooling the newcomers. Especially his dating advice. It’s actually a really accurate caricature.
@Dortiz965
16 жыл бұрын
you forgot dave's best one! "Hey Murrey, nice shorts"
@TrillestJD
7 жыл бұрын
"...because you Scottish freak..." Aaaaaaahaha😂
@martinry0427
Ай бұрын
I love when Murray says “He did say ‘Whut’ a lot “
@Vanae01
15 жыл бұрын
Dave's awesome lol he never gets their nationality right and it always cracks me up.
@acb9896
2 жыл бұрын
"CAN ATTACK!!"
@acreativealias
15 жыл бұрын
"you know, i never understood a fuckin' word that guy said"
@Gollum9522
16 жыл бұрын
Dave is such a G!
@H666
15 жыл бұрын
women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit!
@thefuckheadsgalore
15 жыл бұрын
'cro-asians' lmao, i love dave
@CanaAlyce
15 жыл бұрын
i love dave
@childofthedarkrat
15 жыл бұрын
That's gotta be the best of Dave's lines
@Indigogal
15 жыл бұрын
Season 2 just started filiming... it is scheduled to air in January of 09.
@riley5722
4 жыл бұрын
Are you still there?
@Martian74
4 жыл бұрын
How is season 3 coming along? Have they finished filming yet?
@rajeeb3500
7 ай бұрын
'09 ..I remember that (I don't really)
@nalankadi1654
7 жыл бұрын
Omg "Water Ship Down" was referring to Titanic. Rewatching these clips makes me realize just how many jokes went over my head when I was younger.
@heysatan8
7 жыл бұрын
What? No, the joke is he thought Watership Down had something to do with ships b/c of the name, when in fact it's a cartoon about rabbits...
@TheTruthiest
7 жыл бұрын
It's actually both. It works on multiple levels.
@samillyroy
6 жыл бұрын
TheTruthiest I really don't think it has anything to do with the titanic..
@erectopatronum6750
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha literally the furthest thing from sensitive nautical shit. Can you imagine sitting down a girl to watch Watership Down with her thinking that you were about to see Titanic. Can't imagine how that would play out.
@heyoohello
15 жыл бұрын
"are you guys fuckin' with me?"
@professorchaosX94
7 жыл бұрын
he may be did.
@nunyabidness4655
7 жыл бұрын
He maybe did what?
@propername4830
3 жыл бұрын
No he may be did
@blueconversechucks
3 жыл бұрын
Are you guys fuckin with me?
@crizpy9119
13 жыл бұрын
@Youngmantime Murray is my favorite character, followed my Dave and Jermaine. Everyone is great is that show though.
@uneed2bshotnow
16 жыл бұрын
lol "the weird thing is they look like me"
@bootsbrogan3
14 жыл бұрын
He is a fookin legend, ur dead rite!
@scowner4
15 жыл бұрын
Dave is hilarious
@UnlimitedProduction1
12 жыл бұрын
How do you say that line at 3:55 with a straight face?
@janicebelfiore856
2 жыл бұрын
Casual Prince
@UngratefulLiving420
12 жыл бұрын
Casual Prince lmao
@herooine
15 жыл бұрын
"maybe he did. maybe he didn't....what did he maybe do?"
@rajeeb3500
7 ай бұрын
☝️ have you turned notifications off for this reply? 😮💨
@PossiblyMaybeNope
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Mrs. Chang! Thanks for the egg rolls huh!
@blueconversechucks
5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" - I say this ALL the time
@Graham1983
16 жыл бұрын
HAHAH oh my god that is gold there at the end.
@blueconversechucks
5 жыл бұрын
This is well edited
@CraigMetalHead
15 жыл бұрын
"I dont know how you do things in europe..." "New Zealand" "Yeah, probably!" Hahahaha, classic!!! :D
@dude19288
13 жыл бұрын
Watership down, scary as fuck haha
@WAAAAAAAAAAAY
15 жыл бұрын
Dave: "I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" Bret & Jemaine: "New Zealand" Dave: "Ha. Yeah probably" I forgot how funny this guy is
@KristinaCoolish
14 жыл бұрын
crow-asians. LOLOLOLOL
@Akires23
15 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just about to put that down here. Oh man that's funny...Yeah! Probably!
@Xemjas89
2 жыл бұрын
Dave gives the worst advice possible and yet I always want to hear more.
@Dimes329
15 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love this guy
@yogabbacrabba1457
5 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the time I saw a puppy being born. Just to see it's little head just...coming out of that dog's pussy. What an incredible moment man...beautiful.
@nyc75vintage
15 жыл бұрын
"you scottish feak!" LOL...DAVE FTW
@sammclean4000
7 жыл бұрын
casual Prince
@Electricdynamite
16 жыл бұрын
i think they make them on the computer!
@Jg-eg1hv
3 жыл бұрын
I want that mouse t shirt.
@nyc75vintage
15 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@newkillergenius
13 жыл бұрын
ARJ!!!!!!!!!!
@HiShutUpRok
15 жыл бұрын
-Dave: "I don't know how you guys do things in Europe --" - Bret & Jemaine: "New Zealand." -Dave: "Yeah, Probably."
@jonnyhiles
15 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Someone else finds that funny :D!
@Joe-fl2fp
3 жыл бұрын
2007. When 240p was unironic.
@BobDolesButtCheeks
14 жыл бұрын
" Thanks Ms. Chang " GROSSS
@icebergvishnu
15 жыл бұрын
dave, arj, you fuckin rule man
@annab6726
5 жыл бұрын
"What about black people?" "They don't like you either."
@Jakalar1
14 жыл бұрын
Nice! 1 minute, 32 seconds!
@mnyfrsh
14 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably!
@louflight2834
6 жыл бұрын
So witty and clever
@NateDoggsayzRegulate
13 жыл бұрын
@5:45 is genius!!!
@h0tstuff
14 жыл бұрын
"I dont know how they do things back in england"..."New Zealand"
@samfilmkid
12 жыл бұрын
@zenlee1109 i wholeheartedly agree
@npseudo1985
16 жыл бұрын
"and then i gave it to 'em... HARD..."
@hunha991
16 жыл бұрын
He knows what hes doing hahaha!
@alexsavage7145
4 жыл бұрын
The crow-asians lol
@like2surf
14 жыл бұрын
Has to be murray for me but dave is a very close second.
@HisDivineShadow245
15 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Dave, it makes me think that his only mission in life is to bullshit these two dudes as long as possible with a totally straight face to see how long it takes for them to catch on that he's just flippin with them - except they never do catch on. :D
@dariuszgrabka3083
11 жыл бұрын
prince just going to the zoo or the supermarket
@heysatan8
7 жыл бұрын
Kinda erogenous, huh?
@hannaa9089
4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@RuhrRedArmy
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... sometimes.
@simonkingi15
15 жыл бұрын
That remind me of when I saw a puppy being born....
@doctorosullivan
16 жыл бұрын
casual prince :P
@YourHeartIsTheKey
15 жыл бұрын
lmao yeah watership down has almost nothing to do with "sensitive nautical shit". dave owns.
@rajeeb3500
7 ай бұрын
The joke is - it has absolutely nothing to do with ships.. Or the sea... ;-)
@supayamum
14 жыл бұрын
omg fukken l;ol dis shit is so good
@HiShutUpRok
15 жыл бұрын
It's basically just a joke about how Dave never listens to them. The response, "Yeah, probably" fits in nowhere with the context of the conversation, showing that he wasn't listening.
@doctorosullivan
16 жыл бұрын
haha gold
@hennyM5
15 жыл бұрын
(RE: Dimebagdave120804) Bigamy means married to 2 people, polygamy is married to three or more people. (in dave's case it's 4) GREAT CLIPS!
@supernovalty
15 жыл бұрын
i didnt get that one :(
@trickster0zero
15 жыл бұрын
"i don't know how you guys do things in europe." "new zealand" "yeah. probably"
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