don't forget to turn the volume down after this video
@snowtheman8292
6 жыл бұрын
Cheeses Fries lol
@databang
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Chrysler
@TheAlibashir
3 жыл бұрын
Especially if it's porn.
@richinoable
2 жыл бұрын
You r so subversive 👏
@myautobiographyafanfic1413
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much.
@MegaSkills9
8 жыл бұрын
My left ear really enjoyed this.
@bettereverydayz6873
2 жыл бұрын
It was not recorded for ridiculously good ambi-listeners
@disgruntledgoatiam
2 жыл бұрын
So did mine
@quota77
Жыл бұрын
ha!
@kyloren3693
8 ай бұрын
Hey, bad audio or not it's pretty entertaining to see someone documented these shows. Interesting to see the quality of talk shows back then, as compared to now. 🤦♂️
@BennyDABEATA
6 ай бұрын
My right. Have I been wearing my headphones wrong forever?
@TheJwood45154
12 жыл бұрын
There was a girl, not kidding at all, at my school named Fonda Dick.
@joonant1
4 жыл бұрын
Did she share it?
@easterlake
2 жыл бұрын
She played basketball at Moravia High school in Iowa in the early 70's
@IsaacAllison
8 ай бұрын
She was Fond of Dick
@franceskimler1119
2 ай бұрын
In college ( Missouri State University) we had a professor named Harold Dyck . { pronounced. ‘ Harry Dick ‘ } . True story.
@crawford586
Ай бұрын
If #5 married #7 and decided to hyphenate she'd be Justa Duck Dong.
@crystalbishop3897
2 жыл бұрын
Please protect David letterman he's all I have left he was my childhood
@marcyfan-tz4wj
Жыл бұрын
c'mon, crystal. i feel that way too sometimes but you must be misremembering how bad things were.
@allendracabal0819
Жыл бұрын
If I ever encounter someone shooting at him, I will try to stand in the line of fire.
@7ees
16 жыл бұрын
Harry Dong was my favorite!! hehe This really IS the funniest top 10! Thnx for uploading bpeaden!!
@instereovideos
13 жыл бұрын
Dick Hurts shoulda been number one.
@erniebuchinski3614
2 жыл бұрын
Question: Who's/Whose) Dick Hertz/Hurts? Answer: Not mine! 😄
@davidbaise5137
2 ай бұрын
Nice job band, playing “The Name Game”.
@ront769
28 күн бұрын
I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing that out.
@jetnut89
6 жыл бұрын
That old lady in the crowd was the icing on the cake.
@NormAppleton
2 жыл бұрын
She was laughing her ass off.
@QemeH
13 жыл бұрын
If #5 where to marry #3: "I used to me Justa Duck, but now I'm Justa Bear." xD
@squeekieballs
12 жыл бұрын
Think Harry dong is the best imo
@donibrooklynsportswagerpro3967
2 жыл бұрын
When Late nite was actually worth staying up for.
@geraldduncan5646
Жыл бұрын
You are so absolutely right! I just replay old Johnny Carson shows or David Letterman segments. Because none of people who are doing late night shows, are worth watching.🤷♂️
@rufust.firefly4890
3 ай бұрын
I had an 8th grade world history teacher named Betty Canary. I whistled and made tweets right then . (This was 1967) She said: "I've heard all the jokes fellas.: Also knew a priest called Calvin Coolidge.
@CalHankerman
6 жыл бұрын
Dave was always finding ways around the FCC. lol
@roberttemple2521
6 ай бұрын
I grew up with a family whose last name was Beech. the kids were named Rocky, Sandy [female], Wade and Clay.
@davemagick6739
2 ай бұрын
Harry Dong for the win with his speed, precision and pride.
@antonymscalia3924
9 жыл бұрын
"Justa"? Good thing her folks' last name wasn't "Ho."
@ruprect1
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work with a guy named Mike Hawke
@thewiz2004
14 жыл бұрын
You can't help but give these people credit for being such good sports about this; coming on TV and admitting to being who they are. I guess that last guy could say, "I'm a Dick Head and proud of it!" LOL
@gor0473
2 жыл бұрын
They were each paid a couple hundred bucks
@LehmannDaHero
14 жыл бұрын
LOL I saw the asian guy walk out and i was like "This is gonna be good!"
@myautobiographyafanfic1413
2 жыл бұрын
There's something kind of poetic about this comment being 11 years old.
@Elmaestrodemusica
2 жыл бұрын
May we once again be able to laugh at ourselves ....
@erniebuchinski3614
2 жыл бұрын
That's a tall order in this snowflake-infested world, but yeah, that would be really nice, wouldn't it?
@roypiltdown5083
3 ай бұрын
went to air force basic training with a guy named James T Kirk - he was built a lot like Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, and got thrown out on the first day for back-talking the drill sergeant.
@ObamaFromKenya
2 ай бұрын
@roypiltdown5083 how did a recruit built like Comic Book Guy pass the PT test before basic?
@ront769
28 күн бұрын
He probably went where no man had gone before!
@Juan321C
12 жыл бұрын
Harry Bush, meet Harry Dong!
@Grymmorgan
11 жыл бұрын
Phil McCracken...best ever! x^D
@ront769
28 күн бұрын
Always good to hear his name amongst these. It's almost automatic.
@toeg1
2 жыл бұрын
It's too bad they didn't ask my former boss to be there. He would have come in #1. His name is Richard Edick.
@Pkmnster
15 жыл бұрын
luv how harry storms up and lets his name fly XDXD
@dmontes133
Жыл бұрын
Dick’s middle name is Peter! 🤣🤣🤣
@skittlecar1
4 жыл бұрын
Happy 94th Birthday Harry Dong. RIP.
@brodiemillers5211
5 ай бұрын
He died? When?
@ObamaFromKenya
2 ай бұрын
@@brodiemillers5211apparently 4 years ago🤷
@marcochimio
Жыл бұрын
When I lived in California, a friend of mine told me about her school classmate, Crystal Lear, which sounds fine until she mentioned her middle name was Chanda.
@KOHF34
9 жыл бұрын
I have a friend whose boss is named Jack Goff.
@bobdavis4848
2 жыл бұрын
I trust his middle name doesn't start with a U or you'd have mentioned it.
@ront769
28 күн бұрын
@@bobdavis4848 Good insert!
@OlafProt
Ай бұрын
Parents: there is simply NO way you didn't know what you were doing when you named these people. Especially no.1. Cruel, cruel, cruel.
@efisgpr
2 жыл бұрын
Best ever: Phuc Dat Ho
@ront769
28 күн бұрын
I think her sister is Phat.
@JoseMorales-lw5nt
22 күн бұрын
Don't forget his friend: Sum Dum Phuc!😂❤
@thewiz2004
13 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that Dick Weed's middle name happened to be Peter? LOL
@geoffroi-le-Hook
Ай бұрын
I read it as Peker at first
@mwillblade
3 жыл бұрын
The weirdest name I ever heard was from a girl in the Navy. It was Birdie Brokenrope. She was from a reservation in Nevada.
@ObamaFromKenya
2 ай бұрын
@mwillblade was she Navajo?
@mwillblade
2 ай бұрын
@@ObamaFromKenya I don't remember, she was such a sweet person.
@ElCrab
2 күн бұрын
@@ObamaFromKenya if from Nevada probably Washoe, Paiute, Ute, or Shoshone.
@blackbird5634
Ай бұрын
Top Ten Tips for Out-of-towners #1: DON'T lend your Chapstick to anyone you meet at the bus station.🤣
@sumatran
4 жыл бұрын
Harry Dong should have been # 1 on delivery alone.
@kubek
16 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. It was Richard, not Dick.
@greasemonkey2985
11 жыл бұрын
I had a friend called Andrew Peacock, but everyone called him Drew. Drew Peacock.
@kcjazzcat7822
2 ай бұрын
My first wife had a student in her class. Harry Pitts.
@JayMaticIII
13 жыл бұрын
Bart Simpson would be proud
@degeneral1
5 жыл бұрын
best band in the world. i miss them.
@BikiniGord1
12 жыл бұрын
I once knew of two race horses named York Hunt & Mike Hunt. Can you imagine the race caller describing the stretch drive? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real battle between York Hunt and Mike Hunt as they're nose to nose, toe to toe and stride for stride. It's York Hunt and Mike Hunt baring down and digging in and at the wire, it's to close to call between York Hunt and Mike Hunt. Please hold all tickets as we have a photo finish between York Hunt and Mike Hunt.
@patron40silver
2 жыл бұрын
Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk
@asteverino8569
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I missed this one. Born, San Francisco, California
@joeconcepts5552
2 жыл бұрын
Here in Massachusetts we have a nearby town called Holden. So the enhanced version of the joke is "Dick Hertz from Holden."
@luigimario9100
10 жыл бұрын
Harry dong!!!!
@WreStlinGaddict1000
9 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many Mr and Mrs Cox or Mr and Mrs Semen named a son Richard.
@darinruddock3394
2 жыл бұрын
Guest…”Harry Bush” Letterman…”I thought you died in the 70’s”
@vegasrobbie
14 жыл бұрын
A well known (by her name, of course) high school basketball player in Iowa in the early '80s was named Fonda Dix.
@Frank-Lee-Speeking
9 ай бұрын
Years ago, when I was working in a call center, I took a call from a man whose name was Astle. (I forget his first name.) Every time I said "Mr. Astle", I had to really focus to pronounce it correctly or risk insulting the man or even getting fired. :-)
@kellytuttle3311
Ай бұрын
An announcement heard in my ex-company's lab " call for testicle support " needless to say we lab techs were in hysterics having heared it over the company loud speaker. 😂
@googoo-gjoob
4 жыл бұрын
useless, cant hear it....
@MusicOverMyHead
2 ай бұрын
I had a teacher named Dick (Richard) Stillhard in high school.
@chr970
Ай бұрын
Come on…really?! Lol I’d change my name…..last name too!
@drchemy1
2 жыл бұрын
My urologist here in Austin used to be Richard Chopp.
@Qermaq
15 жыл бұрын
A guy applied to my work, his name was Long Dong, and under "skills" he wrote "hand work".
@mmurray1983
2 жыл бұрын
OOOOOf the days of long long ago when you'd let somebody show your ID on national TV without worrying about ID theft
@joelouis-arena4061
2 ай бұрын
So you are also named Harry Dong? Nice to meet you 🤨
@mmurray1983
2 ай бұрын
@@joelouis-arena4061 No, thank God not anymore! I took my husband's name in the marriage. I am now "Harry Wiener."
@expatveteran7815
2 ай бұрын
I am still waiting for when Joe Montana took him on a tour of San Francisco
@WhatAndEver
12 жыл бұрын
Teddy Bear
@DirtJutter
10 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is extra hillarious to american tv-viewers, to whom this isn't just dickjokes, but a novel way to give prudish media censorship in the USA the finger.
@uhadme
2 жыл бұрын
Your country desensitized you by showing it during prime time. America giggles about it, you actually view it. I find it strange that nudity is 'normal' in other countries.
@dickhitswater4836
2 жыл бұрын
@@uhadme nudity should be ‘normal’ everywhere. It’s just other parts of the body, the ultra conservatism in the USA was and in some forms is still ridiculous to this day. We’re all biological creatures, stuff mostly looks the same on all of us. It’s pretty well known making something wrong or not to be seen, or not to be talked about, not to be touched etc just creates a huge desire in people to want to do it. When it’s normal and accepted it’s much less desired.
@mudchair16
Жыл бұрын
These comments never age well, considering how quickly out society is falling apart. The old school censors were always right.
@kristen1881
14 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they didn't blur out the sponsor's SSN on Justa Duck's military ID
@TheSeeker008
12 жыл бұрын
@yesthebeatles it's perfect for me because I am talking on the phone with my fiance on my right ear. Not kidding. Swear to god.
@deanronson6331
2 жыл бұрын
One asks himself what kind of a sick joke the parents of these people were pulling on their kids when they gave them their first names, knowing how cruel their school and playmates could be. When I was in grade school, one of the girls had the last name of Witch. By the time I caught back up with her in her freshman year of college, she had changed it to a garden variety name. Smart girl.
@richreed9927
Жыл бұрын
I refrain from making fun of people saddled with Mom and Dad's bad decision. Those parents, though, are fair game.
@deanronson6331
Жыл бұрын
@@richreed9927 On re-watching the video, it occurred to me that some parents are just not smart enough to anticipate the toxicly humorous effect caused by the shortened version of the full name they give to their kids. E.g., his parents probably named the Nr. 1 guy Richard without realizing it would become "Dick Head".
@chiensyang
Жыл бұрын
Too bad the producer never contacted my friend Sung Mai Ding
@madbrowniac7871
Ай бұрын
@deanronson6331: NEVER mess with anyone named "Witch" just on general principle! Ah I lovingly remember when "General Principle" was merely "Major Principle." Such a long way since then.😂😉🎤🤷♂️B.W.
@deanronson6331
Ай бұрын
@@madbrowniac7871 Hmm, the notion of a lunatic troll has just been raised to a new level.
Ай бұрын
What the hell is going on with the audio of this video ? I'm nearly DEAF from the high frequency ringing. PLEASE... somebody...use some modern day technology and FILTER that crap out of the video.
@kubek
15 жыл бұрын
For trying to figure out something I don't understand? Example: Mike is short for Michael, it makes sense. But Richard=Dick?? HOW? Be so kind and explain it to me. And yes, I've tried to google it out. It didn't help.
@littleblackduck3134
2 ай бұрын
They don't look happy...., I knew a guy named Justin Timmes
@Sethrod8
16 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Long Duck Dong to come out
@ckatheman
2 жыл бұрын
I saw this the night it was broadcast, never forgot number one :)
@crf18p
15 жыл бұрын
say mike hunt XD
@samoanfun11
12 жыл бұрын
Oh great, Hey, Letterman, watch of who you put on the show, there'll be old women who only watched "What's my Line" or "Perry Mason".
@martinlutherbling424
Ай бұрын
What the fuck is with the super high pitched cricket noise ? I have a MIGRANE NOW.
@andersenjart
2 ай бұрын
Harry Dong and Harry Bush ought to become friends.
@ParArdua
15 жыл бұрын
woo, scary shit. haven't heard about boiling bunnies for a while. has you so yor holding on to yor nads for weeks. fuckin scary.
@FrankIsAlwaysRight
2 жыл бұрын
I knew a California lady named Rosie Flowers
@netsurferx1
7 ай бұрын
Are we just not going to talk about how Dick Weed's middle name is *PETER* ?
@CreativeWarrior-
11 ай бұрын
My buddy and I heard a page at the airport for "Mr. Dick Beninia". We laughed about it for days!
@patrickclemons6122
Ай бұрын
That izzzzzz funnneee..
@randallulrich
2 жыл бұрын
What? They couldn't find a Hugh Jass, or a Seymour Butz?
@yankeedoodledoctor8256
2 жыл бұрын
My left ear enjoyed this
@vdavis4785
Жыл бұрын
How did they miss Marin County resident Ubiquitous Perpetuity God?
@TuanLe-kv7kf
2 жыл бұрын
The endurable acoustic compatibly announce because drive postnatally order around a shivering acoustic. capable, pointless teaching
@ChrisPierreBacon
6 жыл бұрын
My Boss's name is doctor Weiner. His wife name is Anita.
@christelheadington1136
6 жыл бұрын
Urologist?
@StevenBanks123
13 күн бұрын
You know, when you sound out those names, they sound like something else entirely!
@aiigh123
13 жыл бұрын
@david21098 I guess you're not hanging out in the right bars, then...Have you tried Craigslist?
@whitedevil2
Жыл бұрын
i'm somewhat of a Titman myself
@killerdx66
15 жыл бұрын
@InterwebularLol We had a lady run for office once by the name of Sharron Aycock....LOL
@Guile_The_Exile
14 жыл бұрын
This was just a win at failure names lol all sucked to have except Teddy bear and Harry titman! Yeahh mr.titman!!!! XD
@ritemolawbks8012
2 жыл бұрын
Tell the censor they made a mistake because I can still hear some of the audio.
@boybawang1981
3 жыл бұрын
The Harries shoulda of been together....Dong then Bush!!
@jetsamperes5762
2 жыл бұрын
A good song would have been You Know My Name (Look up the Number) by The Beatles
@tonyphilip5404
3 ай бұрын
And Dick Weed's middle name was Peter. Dick Peter Weed.
@shoemanbundy
15 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me where in SF these shows were filmed? Just curious since I iive pretty close :p
@clayz1
2 ай бұрын
Are they projecting these clips under water?
@tjwash2
22 күн бұрын
He’s had a lot of top 10 lists, this one is nowhere near the funniest. No lol here.
@HailAnts
2 ай бұрын
Harry Dong should have been number 1!
@floobuscanoobus
Жыл бұрын
…and to think I sold my tickets for 500 bucks😢
@MartinPereira-qn2mt
14 жыл бұрын
dunno 4 me its harry dong vs phil mccracken vs dick hurtz
@mikem5043
Жыл бұрын
Too bad they couldn't find a Heywood Jabloume 😂
@mrhyperbolic7455
2 ай бұрын
That last one just goes to show how stupid most parents can be.
@Bigtim2you
12 күн бұрын
Harry Dong meet Harry Bush.
@aunthat6685
Жыл бұрын
Would have enjoyed it more if I could have heard it.
@fromhochotofroyo
13 жыл бұрын
@Jazzyj3ff2o11 because Dick is a very common nickname for Richard.
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