Whoever voiced Jester needs a raise. Fucking 10/10 there
@TOMCATnbr
2 жыл бұрын
It's greywolf if I'm not mistaken
@aarnoman1088
2 жыл бұрын
@@TOMCATnbr You are correct.
@sidv4615
2 жыл бұрын
@@TOMCATnbr whose greywolf?
@NWGJulian
2 жыл бұрын
@@sidv4615 kzitem.info/news/bejne/uZCaq2qAbX-dh20 this is greywolf :)
@Error-33
2 жыл бұрын
@@TOMCATnbr just found abt that guys name from ur comment hes a fuckin legend for being the absolute best voice possible for jester
@caleblarsen5490
2 жыл бұрын
Bold words coming from the man who turns himself into a human flare at the first sight of danger.
@stealthbrawler
2 жыл бұрын
You haven't lived till you've used Jester as a missile deterrent and see him get demolished
@Thatgamerguy1314
2 жыл бұрын
When in doubt launch jester out 🤣
@redferne01
2 жыл бұрын
I was flying low through the mountains when he said "and you ask me why i bail out early..." or something similar
@tanker12999
2 жыл бұрын
@@stealthbrawler lol what? You can do that
@stealthbrawler
2 жыл бұрын
@@tanker12999 I don't know if the missile locks on to Jester, I never had the problem of finding that out, however I did pull as hard as I could on the stick to angle jester to the incoming missile and launched him into it. It was a one in a million shot...but fuck that guy.
@AndiKravljaca
2 жыл бұрын
My first Carrier landing in the f-14 module, jester just laughed at me. He never said anything, just laughed. Thanks man.
@sebmactavish6336
2 жыл бұрын
Also happened to me when I missed the last wire the 1st time😂
@snowdrop_7124
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@jz5980
2 жыл бұрын
Thats the sounds of a computer happy to be alive lol
@josephclemmons5234
Жыл бұрын
1:10
@general11871
11 ай бұрын
My first one I reverse rolled and ate carrier deck 😂😂😂
@trainman2226
2 жыл бұрын
“I think my Vertebrae just became vertebros, they seem so much closer” most underrated line
@moloh2529
2 жыл бұрын
:D:D:D
@Royalwaffles
2 жыл бұрын
Jesters voicelines are so good, IF ONLY HE COULD OPERATE THE FUCKIN RADAR RIGHT
@tangofrown3352
2 жыл бұрын
Skill issue
@Royalwaffles
2 жыл бұрын
@@tangofrown3352 Ive been absolutely and utterly destroyed, i have no comeback, i will now cry in my easy mode f16 as that is the only plane i can BvR in
@tangofrown3352
2 жыл бұрын
@@Royalwaffles I’m a rio player but yah I feel you
@candle_eatist
2 жыл бұрын
@@tangofrown3352 as a fellow RIO, how the FUCK do you find a pilot to play with
@sam8742
2 жыл бұрын
@@candle_eatist Join a random players aircraft and say "I won't eject you"
@timandshannon03
2 жыл бұрын
Funny listening to Jester talk smack, knowing he regularly ejects from perfectly good airplanes..............
@doozledorf7036
2 жыл бұрын
Gets* ejected from perfectly good airplanes
@grazydine2
2 жыл бұрын
Can you blame him after flying with "these" pilots.
@atigerclaw
Жыл бұрын
He talks about how you're making his spine shorter, but ejects so much he should star in a pancake commercial... ...as the pancake.
@rodionpohodnia3905
Жыл бұрын
@@grazydine2 i don't have f14 but if i would i wouldn't blame him
@mace7684
2 жыл бұрын
“I think it is safe to say that the Kinetic Energy of that landing, just caused a TSUNAMI bro.”
@kevsecker3182
2 жыл бұрын
Of all of them, he ended on the best!
@Orca19904
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Japan: "Ah shit, here we go again!"
@Grayfox988
2 жыл бұрын
Set ejection seat to safe. Hit Ctrl-E three times. You get rid of Jester while you remain in the plane.
@elorock6747
2 жыл бұрын
(or just dont fly like a maniac so jester wont sass you)
@flyer2512
2 жыл бұрын
@@elorock6747 YEH😂😂😂
@ryanm.191
2 жыл бұрын
Rip canopy
@skillissue267
2 жыл бұрын
Let's gooooo
@Hairysteed
2 жыл бұрын
Or just... you know... fly!
@andrealves2630
2 жыл бұрын
He loves to talk mad shit but when the plane takes a single 7.62mm round he screms "we're hit!" and bails the fuck out
@candacedaugherty885
Жыл бұрын
Yep he’s unpredictable
@heavierthanairfilms
3 жыл бұрын
2:13 Lost my shit at this one
@blue11fight71
2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap jester throwing shade
@springwoodslasher79
2 жыл бұрын
@@blue11fight71 take the term throwing shade out of your vocabulary. Your friends and family will be much happier.
@blue11fight71
2 жыл бұрын
@@springwoodslasher79 Take calling others out for something out of your daily schedule, you family might love you again
@springwoodslasher79
2 жыл бұрын
@@blue11fight71 lol 😆 😂 🤣 I'm doing you a favor trust me.
@LupusAries
2 жыл бұрын
2:25 and the following one are even better!
@CheekClapper879
2 жыл бұрын
The hard landing ones are fucking gold lol "Thanks buddy, at least I can get retired on disability now" is my favorite
@crimsondragon1259
Жыл бұрын
"Gees man, i always wanted to be a few inches shorter"
@Lorian667
3 жыл бұрын
It seems there are also ones for other bad landings too. Today jester told me "with that landing we can go to suburbia next time" because my approach was so low.
@tangofrown3352
3 жыл бұрын
i couldn't find that one but i belive you
@andrealves2630
Жыл бұрын
He says that one a good smooth landing
@michealnyers184
2 жыл бұрын
the last insult was probably the best so far, my opinion
@jacobprescott396
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😂
@raichu0479
2 жыл бұрын
Single greatest line from jester in all of DCS
@Kornet2416
3 жыл бұрын
giga based
@wiryantirta
2 жыл бұрын
Jester has the same sass energy as Prez from Prj. Wingman
@spymaster0017
2 жыл бұрын
i think that prez was inspired by jester
@intellectualbaguette7507
2 жыл бұрын
@@spymaster0017 I mean yeah no shit XD, i love both of em
@bluecaptainIT
2 жыл бұрын
I think they're both inspired by real life RIOs
@h.cedric8157
2 жыл бұрын
If they were both real, Prez and Jester would be best of friends.
@intellectualbaguette7507
2 жыл бұрын
@@h.cedric8157 true
@hueyrosayaga
2 жыл бұрын
2:23 “I’d rather take the elevator to the hangar” GOD DAMN 🤣
@RAVIOLIdS
2 жыл бұрын
The "I'm Morgan Freeman" quotes of jester are just gold yesterday i got one with something along the lines of "I'm Morgan Freeman and I can walk faster than that"
@neuzdost1939
2 жыл бұрын
You basically paid 74 dollars for someone to insult you ......Love it anyway
@wiryantirta
2 жыл бұрын
Now you know Jester gets his callsign
@colinkennedy1718
2 жыл бұрын
1:12 The freaking snort got me lmao
@Homeskillet-mk6bj
2 жыл бұрын
"my mustache can stand in for my eyebrows" had me dead!
@Nottrules
2 жыл бұрын
2:11 man he’s so passive aggressive with that “I *hope* the wings still sweep after that.”
@Mark36912
2 жыл бұрын
The morgan freeman one is the best.
@MongooseTacticool
2 жыл бұрын
He has one for low speed in dogfights. "I'm Morgan Freeman, and I can walk faster than this."
@williewilson2250
2 жыл бұрын
@@MongooseTacticool that's beautiful
@viper13b53
2 жыл бұрын
if you don’t know what these mean I’ll tell you. A one wire refers to you hitting the first wire (your supposed to hit the third wire) and that’s bad because any lower you would’ve hit the back of the carrier (Ramp Strike). A bolter is when a aircraft lands on the carrier, but it fails to catch a arresting cable. Meaning that the aircraft must try again. A hard land is pretty self explanatory. You landed hard onto the deck. A hard trap is when you land into a net.
@TheScania1991
2 жыл бұрын
"Land a bit harder and my moustache can stand in for my eye brows" lmfao
@NeutronRob
2 жыл бұрын
Jester doesn't get that any landing you walk away from is a good landing! Too bad we can't independently eject him from the cockpit!
@DecidedlyNinja
2 жыл бұрын
"Set ejection seat to safe. Hit Ctrl-E three times. You get rid of Jester while you remain in the plane." --Grayfox998
@Planefan1000
2 жыл бұрын
But a great landing is one where you can use the plane again afterwards
@Nails077
2 жыл бұрын
@@Planefan1000 if you can use the plane again without a major rebuild, that's an amazing landing!
@starga-fr7qx
2 жыл бұрын
yes we can do exactly that. set your seat to safe and eject out the window he goes F14 convertible flies just fine, better thrust to weight ratio , just a bit more trim for the changed CG
@evanbrown541
2 жыл бұрын
My wife looked at me funny when I yelled " Fuck off Jester!!"
@CrazyChemistPL
2 жыл бұрын
Bouncing LSO off the deck made my day :)
@terryritter7065
2 жыл бұрын
"At least he took the paddles with him!"
@ryz_vik
2 жыл бұрын
I got the "The kinetic energy of that landing just caused a tsunami" when my right engine was on fire and i landed on a 3 wire jester you better be fucking grateful you got on the ship because we would've been literal toast
@mrclarinetnerd
2 жыл бұрын
Dang, his second laugh for the bolter sounded like the A-10 firing its gun.
@brettt777
2 жыл бұрын
The very first time I tried a carrier landing in a Tomcat, I got a three wire on the first pass. The next time I tried it, I boltered so many times I didn't even have bingo fuel left.
@Rockethead293
Жыл бұрын
Same but not. Hornet and my landing gear got annihilated after the bolter.
@Planefan1000
2 жыл бұрын
Who's Jester? Is he your AI second-man in the F-14?
@tangofrown3352
2 жыл бұрын
Yes he’s the AI RIO
@mug875
2 жыл бұрын
“Now, when we first took off we were badasses…. Now we just have hard asses.”
@Eurofighter542
2 жыл бұрын
I love his sarcastic and passive-aggressive tone. I definitely want him to be my RIO.
@da_duccchannel
2 жыл бұрын
The good new is I can hear the insults The bad new is I don't speak Aircraft Carrier
@milkelangelo1
2 жыл бұрын
The end dude I swear. Jester's sense of humor is something else
@frostyrobot7689
2 жыл бұрын
For a guy who jumps out all the time, he sure has a mouth on him.
@thedyerchannel8391
3 жыл бұрын
Can you upload the ejection lines?
@tangofrown3352
3 жыл бұрын
can do
@MongooseTacticool
2 жыл бұрын
Graywolf's voice lines, what a hero! :D I think he did over 600 for the F14 RIO?
@KomradeDoge
2 жыл бұрын
Over 50 versions of Yes and No, just to ensure it's authentic to the situation. They had him record his lines in VR with the module if I remember right.
@randomclipsmilitary9056
2 жыл бұрын
he said it was like 4,000
@SenkaBandit
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for that in the F-4
@104thironmike4
Жыл бұрын
We recorded alltogether likely between 50.000 and 100.000 voice lines, out of which 11.000 made it into the Tomcat. (I give such a vague number, because it is hard to tell from memory, but usually we would record say 100 variations x 10, so a thousand and then pick the best 100, but at times it was way more and at times way less, so between 50k and 100k seems in the very rough ballpark for me. It took more than 2 full years recording and cutting everything. 🙂
@joaogabrielpecktorneves2715
2 жыл бұрын
1:32 best imo
@NukeFinity
2 жыл бұрын
"The good thing ist we didn't smacked the in the back of the ship" got me there
@2A4FIN
2 жыл бұрын
Totally cracked at the Admiral waving over there 🤣
@ShadowXaenen
2 жыл бұрын
“Well, maybe if you knew how to land, we could’ve sold it to a museum!” Ice cold.
@Ahounstadt
2 жыл бұрын
You should listen to Jester when he does the Mig-15 callout.
@lolroflroflcakes
2 жыл бұрын
I am totally stealing some of these lines. You really feel where Jester is coming from with some of these comments after working as a flight instructor for a while ... I can't really grow a good mustache though.
@dannyCOTW
2 жыл бұрын
Man I was thinking the exact same thing!
@potatopilot1699
Жыл бұрын
2:36 underrated jester line
@hhh3619
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine jester as a WSO in Project Wingman LMAO
@atigerclaw
2 жыл бұрын
Do the fusion dance and make Pres talk like Jester.
@americanbiritish
3 ай бұрын
Jester is like your best friend insults you on ever possible occasion
@yixuanouyang7676
2 жыл бұрын
They need to make Jester in to an AI like Siri or something
@williewilson2250
2 жыл бұрын
* fails parallel parking * Jester: "I've seen gay parades straighter than this"
@jameson1239
7 ай бұрын
@@williewilson2250please I need this
@saamkapadia
2 жыл бұрын
this is what i feel like R2D2 says to Anakin and Luke sass master!
@DEFkon001
2 жыл бұрын
That might make a pretty good line for Jester. Hard landing. "Ooof, Now I know what R2D2 felt like after landing on Dagobah." Missed Approach "Do or do not. There is no try". On approach - "Use the force Luke, Use the force".
@saamkapadia
2 жыл бұрын
@@DEFkon001 thats great! i think he actually does have a use the force line!
@Knightfang1
2 жыл бұрын
@@saamkapadia he does. He says it while you try to hit the refueling basket sometimes
@stradaniya
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly Jester is voiced so nicely lmao
@droman608
2 жыл бұрын
A bold statement for someone who enjoys holding onto the ejection handle. #wereitsoeasy #1wirelandingsuccessful #welldone
@johnelmers3348
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes. Good ol’ jester. First with a dig, also the first to punch out. Lol
@madmilk762
18 күн бұрын
"Well MAYBE. If you knew how to LAND. We coulda sold it to a museum!"
@benbenavides4742
2 жыл бұрын
if you go slow in the tomcat his shit talk response is "im morgan feeman and i can walk faster than this"
@fokjohnpainkiller
2 жыл бұрын
Lost at Jester giggling
@iang438
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this is the best thing I've seen..... In good a while.
@blumpfreyfranks8863
5 ай бұрын
“LSO’s shaking his head man, that was a 1-wire”
@ingwersengrady
2 жыл бұрын
Considered most important of all, RIOs had to complete a special 2 week program called SNARCC. Standard Naval Aviator Ridicule during Combat and Carrier ops.
@sohrabroozbahani4700
2 жыл бұрын
Holly molly, that RIO can keep you in shape with that mouth...
@alexbuss3377
2 жыл бұрын
Happy that I’ve only ever heard the Morgan freeman insult.
@UnderTaker2OO3
Ай бұрын
I rather hear jester slander me all day than hear him say"man i feel cold"
@tigerpjm
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever heard these because he never makes it back to the trap without ejecting.
@BoomerWarfare
2 жыл бұрын
My inner monologue when I land the Hornet.
@TheSuperhomosapien
2 жыл бұрын
You're still back there Jester? I thought you ejected before we even got close to returning to the carrier?
@vladimirputin3426
2 жыл бұрын
I wish he said something like "nice one, you can taxi what's left of the jet off of the landing strip" after a hard landing
@dawg6408
Жыл бұрын
0:03 Imagine he said "the good thing is, it's a 1 wire, the bad thing is we're alive"
@webweaver3015
7 ай бұрын
This made me realize how much Jester sounds like CW Lemoine
@Firstranker-70
Жыл бұрын
Prez and jester would totally get along.
@twotailedavenger
Жыл бұрын
The "hard landing" quotes make me wonder - you must have to just THROW your plane at the ground to make a Navy flyboy complain about how hard you landed.
@monarchy15
2 жыл бұрын
happy side of jester: the other side: there's blood.. i tihnk there's blood
@sorelro2020
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's sad or funny, but I may have heard all those lines during various traps.
@ObamaTookMyCat
Жыл бұрын
Jester over here talking shit yet hes the first to eject at the mere incling of a stall...
@leotsering
Жыл бұрын
"i think my vertebre became a verteBRO...they...feel so much closer" That litterally made me fall outta my seat
@nikifalcon
Жыл бұрын
"You got that lovin' feeling? Cause I think I just lost mine Forever"
@justagermanpassingby.5077
2 жыл бұрын
2:24 just killed me XD
@AlbaAdventures
2 жыл бұрын
Met a former Jolly Roger Naval Aviator yesterday in PA and we were talking about carrier landings and one wire hits.
@CinemaDemocratica
2 жыл бұрын
"Thank G-d he took the paddles with him."
@ThatGuyArpus
7 ай бұрын
Wish we could talk sh** back to the jester to give him some of his own medicine.
@mctorres3737
2 жыл бұрын
a moment when jester laugh then turn into a-10 strafing 1:11
@admiralcasperr
2 жыл бұрын
Jester can always lighten me up to a good mood.
@jansvoboda4293
2 жыл бұрын
Never heard one of these. Somehow I keep him happy.
@aplaceholderbplaceholder9524
Ай бұрын
An avionics tech would feel greatly offended to this.
@mikerowave1986
Жыл бұрын
Jester would have an interesting conversation with Max Headroom
@dalebachman2892
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... I've gotten a few of those. Jester even gave me the pig noises!🤣
@danny_boi3537
2 жыл бұрын
"We're trying to land a plane, not *your mom* "
@Kathlanus
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 I guess I finally have to give those carrier landings in the Tomcat a try
@Dubanx
2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather take the elevator to the hanger. LOL.
@atigerclaw
2 жыл бұрын
"Superhero landings, are for superheroes... Not tricycle landing gear!"
@joespeed1952
2 жыл бұрын
Petition to add an F-14 lookalike plane and Jester to VTOL-VR.
@CutLemM
15 күн бұрын
That last one, I am dead 😂
@AHSValor
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know these lines existed. Jester always happens to bail out before you come home lol
@Jarandjar
2 жыл бұрын
I was hitting my bong when the morgan freeman part came on, not ready.
@thewakeup5459
2 жыл бұрын
1:12 "gau-8 noise"
@stylishniggachannel4763
Жыл бұрын
2:14 bro really brought out the morgan freeman voice
@LoScorpioneRosso1
2 жыл бұрын
By being a simulator I now expect actual jesters being this salty
@theplanegod
2 жыл бұрын
Tradition: Flip the bird at the LSO as you do a 1 wire
@llamallama1509
2 жыл бұрын
How does a RIO know your got a 1 wire IRL? Honest question, I don't know how this works
@tangofrown3352
2 жыл бұрын
The lso will say and you can kinda feel/see it
@llamallama1509
2 жыл бұрын
@@tangofrown3352 Thanks!
@raymondyee2008
2 жыл бұрын
Wonder what former Tomcat RIOs have to say about *that* especially on days when they had bad traps back on the carrier.
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