"These are thought strands coming out of my heeeeeeaad." LMFAO😂😂😂 Denis is amazing at what he does, very talented.
@bengal3665
Жыл бұрын
I agree!! Thought strands.......too much!! He is awesome at everything he does
@GretaThanos
Ай бұрын
I have no doubt that Nick Nolte said that once in his life.
@sypherian1982
Жыл бұрын
"She is so fucked up she is out of focus" Died laughing at that one
@chriswilliams7308
3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh what I'd do to hear Denis Leary nowadays
@georgebendall7401
4 жыл бұрын
Denis Leary is a cool actor he was great as Diego the saber Tooth Tiger in the Ice Age Trilogy
@Jarock316
4 жыл бұрын
That's voice acting, not acting acting. A better example of acting would of been him as Tommy Gavin in Rescue Me.
@smurvin
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jarock316 Hey now voice acting is just as valid as any other type of acting.
@LdyVder
5 ай бұрын
@@Jarock316 Voice acting is still acting.
@teressaallen7466
5 жыл бұрын
Never watch him if your kids are asleep in the house, everyone's gonna get woke up up from laughter.
@annabelle9739
Жыл бұрын
i was one of those kids bc of my dad-- love this
@donnakaye2015
4 жыл бұрын
We watched No Cure For Cancer last night. I have always loved him. I actually laughed until rum & coke came out my nose. That has not happened for awhile.
@cyric28
2 жыл бұрын
I love the name alone, capital N small y BIG FUCKING Q what a great advertising idea, put a huge fucking Q on the box!
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
@@cyric28 They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"
@cyric28
Жыл бұрын
@@Jarock316 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tonybates7870
Жыл бұрын
"You write the songs, we drink the beer out of your head"
@mikechermonitz3065
6 жыл бұрын
This man is a hero
@davide724
4 жыл бұрын
Dennis Leary's theory of "thought strands" could help explain the anomalous existence of Albert Einstein's peculiar hairstyle.
@andrewhiggins3066
2 жыл бұрын
I remember coming home from school and hearing about James Brown on my bus driver's radio. I could not stop laughing my ass off. PCP, 120 MPH chase (while high), while a vehicular gunfight is going on. That must've been one hell of a dental job.
@kevinhammond2187
2 жыл бұрын
Typical Boston Irish nut job. Feckin love this guy!
@SharkBait19904
6 жыл бұрын
NyQuils side effect should just be "You might wake up late for work".
@jmp01a24
5 жыл бұрын
Emphasis on might...
@andrewgrove1691
5 жыл бұрын
30 minutes im out
@BambiTimes
2 жыл бұрын
I take NyQuil and nothing happens. I get just a lil drozy but thats about it. It's never worked for me.
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
Or, as Dennis put in 'No Cure for Cancer', "Don't make any fucking plans."
@dustinwiltfong4457
Жыл бұрын
Dennis leary for president
@jmp01a24
5 жыл бұрын
Dat Amy bit made me chew my arm off to prevent me dying from laughter.
@marymunro1142
Жыл бұрын
Love Dennis !
@observingcitizen404
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know he did/had another stand up routine, this is the 1st I've ever seen of this routine. Paydirt.
@TooBokoo
4 жыл бұрын
He did Lock N Load as well.
@shannonpierce3838
3 жыл бұрын
Omg you have to see all of them! You'll piss yourself laughing so hard. 1. When I become President 2. Lock N Load 3. Coffee and Drugs 4. No Cure For Cancer
@notoriousfam2922
2 жыл бұрын
@@shannonpierce3838 You are a hero for this. I've had his double show disc of no cure and lock n load and it's cherished. Thank you
@jonathankeeler3721
4 жыл бұрын
PCP isn't a horse tranquilizer lol its a hallucinogenic stimulant, right? Was he confused with ketamine???
@cumulo25
4 жыл бұрын
It was originally developed as a surgical anesthetic. But trials with humans showed it was dangerous.
@NobodysHereOrThere
4 жыл бұрын
@@cumulo25 The more you know
@cumulo25
4 жыл бұрын
@@NobodysHereOrThere Yeah. Pcp and crack cocaine are completely unrelated drugs. I don't know where Leary gets this bullshit from.
@cumulo25
4 жыл бұрын
@JohnACorp782 How am I a junkie or offended?
@J3MOdh3NOWX3S
4 ай бұрын
Ket and pcp are both disassociatives.
@xanderscotland3286
3 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece
@RipRoaringGarage
3 ай бұрын
me staring at the Green Death on my desk...
@jonnycarcano
4 жыл бұрын
I suddenly like James Brown a lot more now.
@bengal3665
Жыл бұрын
this is so so funny!! Im laughing my ass off by myself!! The tho is when he is talking about Elvis drinking Formular 44 to get buzzed. When the show The Job was on he was also drinking cough syrup!! He would go into the station with a green ring around his mouth!!
@davefs25
5 жыл бұрын
this guy looks like every bad guy in 80's action movies
@MikePhotoGuy666
6 жыл бұрын
NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil we love you, you giant fucking Q!
@danglingbooger3865
2 жыл бұрын
The original GREEN DEATH fucking flavor!
@charlesrunyan9367
2 жыл бұрын
I love his rants. Hahahahahahaha
@fanatamon
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeh I love a good rant.
@shannonpierce3838
3 жыл бұрын
NyQuil warning: May cause drowsiness. It should say Dont make any fucking plans. Say hello to Clouds. NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil...we love you, you giant fucking Q!
@TheFetter04
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣thought strands🤣🤣🤣 well that’s what I’m calling my hair from now on!😆
@fanatamon
Жыл бұрын
Along with “Your hairs are your aerials man, that’s why bald men are so uptight” Withnail and I drug dealer.
@sem4502
Жыл бұрын
It's not a Indian Blanket, it's a horse blanket.
@kenvelickoff4275
2 жыл бұрын
The mugshots it is great, did you finish rod stewart
@petermorrissey8497
5 ай бұрын
My mugshots are appalling, I fell off the chair once.
@jasonpettit9984
6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah we are all a little Elvis,,,those days are gone though!!
@thepickle7757
5 жыл бұрын
I love that fucking Q...
@Panwere36
3 жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and sad. Amy Winehouse just self-destructed.. and no one really did anything to stop it.
@gilwood7530
6 жыл бұрын
AND J.B. SAID ...."I'M SORRY " TRUE ARTIST Greatest news story !
@MugshotSearch
6 жыл бұрын
That was great.
@vonniedemers5683
Жыл бұрын
I love Nyquil too.... Go to bed, sweat and wake up cured.
@normaasanchez154
6 жыл бұрын
This man is my broter
@kyleshiflet9952
2 жыл бұрын
St . James Brown and St. Nick Nolte the patreon Saints of Fucked up Mugshots
@djzio
2 жыл бұрын
1st time in my life I experienced sleeplessness. Went to a dr, gave me some generic Ambien, 1st 3 nights, was awake most of the night anyhow. Nyquil? 1 dose of Nyquil for 4 nights straight? Still sleep through the night to this day.
@willebrordjohn9773
Жыл бұрын
RIP Amy
@philllawrence1580
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend
@SkilesHasFun
5 жыл бұрын
I have to give Denis Leary credit. He couldn't be stealing from Bill Hicks anymore, because Bill Hicks would never have commentated over a fucking slideshow.
@KevinReilly-z7u
Ай бұрын
True, but the Amy Winehouse is blurry is awfully close to Mitch Hedburg's Bigfoot is blurry joke. Always from comics who died....
@davidbrothers3788
Жыл бұрын
Are we sure that amy winehouse isnt dead in that picture
@martingargaro4855
19 күн бұрын
Amy Winehouse. Now there is a joke that hasn’t aged too well.
@cavalierfan1995
4 жыл бұрын
why are you arresting me? CAUSE YOUR OUT OF FOCUS!
@josea478
5 жыл бұрын
Is this from a special he did or want is it.
@viper18221
5 жыл бұрын
This IS the set of one of his movies, I recognize the scene..... heh
@gilwood7530
6 жыл бұрын
I think I am ELVIS --- Big fat gassy bloated high as hell
@vanessamorey3812
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!! Goddam, so fu#@ed up she's out of focus!! So awesome 👌👏 wow....... cannot make this shit up!!
@marcenefifer3723
2 ай бұрын
What in the hell is so funny saying the f word every few seconds
@JonahGeideman
Жыл бұрын
Cure😉Libtardism
@nickimarie2265
4 жыл бұрын
Why is he wearing that jacket? He is sweaty as hell!
@wildflower7191
5 жыл бұрын
...sorry. Brother..had to.. Share. !!! )))
@carrrexx7190
5 жыл бұрын
Denis Blurry 😃
@gilwood7530
6 жыл бұрын
I dig blurry chicks
@LulaJake
5 жыл бұрын
Elvis invented Lean
@carlmustard4841
5 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn’t know Bill Hicks has a bit about mugshots.
@spectah24
5 жыл бұрын
Shutttt upppp! Yet here you are not only watching but commenting lol
@carlmustard4841
5 жыл бұрын
DaMarcoMuzik I only clicked on the video so I could comment that lol this dude is a hack. A joke stealing asswipe
@spiritofoi84
5 жыл бұрын
Carl Mustard Damarco comes in flying defending this joke thief...
@danfred7127
5 жыл бұрын
haha Bill Hicks never had a routine about mugshots. That's just absurd. But now that you mention it, I do recall Louis C.K. having a pretty funny bit he used to do about mugshots.... hey, wait a minute...
@EchtMartijn
4 жыл бұрын
No you shut up, this guy steals, it's a fact. Hicks, CK, less famous comedians. It's embarrassing.
@bjeffrey1863
9 ай бұрын
James ran out of Byrilcreem 😂
@Axess-sv8nq
6 жыл бұрын
CancerQuil !! LMFAO!!!
@MDizzle3282
5 жыл бұрын
Where's Leary's mugshot for stealing Bill Hicks material?
@charlesrunyan9367
2 жыл бұрын
Am I Nick nolte or Gary busey? Hahahahahahahahahha
@arielspierer5292
6 жыл бұрын
PCP is not horse tranquilizer
@johnbertrand7185
6 жыл бұрын
Very good. First made in 1926 as an anesthetic for both humans and animals is was banned for use on humans in the 1950’s and animals in 1978.
@patrickkuchirka57
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it was.
@drumdude46
5 жыл бұрын
It might as well be, 'Ariel'. ... ya get it? ...sheesh....
@canadianstrainshow6576
5 жыл бұрын
PCP and Ketamine are considered anesthesia
@mindriot91_96
3 жыл бұрын
Both are dissociative anesthetics along with DXM
@RonsHere123
6 ай бұрын
..he's allergic to the gas, what?
@lanaramos877
4 жыл бұрын
Who would wanna smoke pcp omg.Leary is Hilarious.Damn what the hell is Amy Winehouse doing,downers Lol
@AnnMartin-zi9tc
Жыл бұрын
LMAO😆.
@kevincarrigan6348
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but vick's formula 44 tastes like Jaggermeister,. or is it Yagermeister, anyhoo, try formula 44 on the rocks !!! LOL. Better than red bull & vodka......
@donnakaye2015
4 жыл бұрын
My parents used to give us Vicks 44 when we were kids! Of course they had to catch us first.
@cl759
7 ай бұрын
4:33 ☠️
@mylovesongs2429
3 жыл бұрын
not that funny, but ok. also, i never thought bill hicks was that good. 🤷♂️ denis has some funnier bits. coffee, smoking, prescription drugs.
@saku0207
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@samuraijacques952
5 жыл бұрын
Good thing they don't arrest people for stealing jokes otherwise he could run his own mugshot
@spectah24
5 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@holtengibson8534
6 жыл бұрын
therd
@transmissionggb2820
5 жыл бұрын
Still doing the same shit but the names have changed from the early to mid 90s to this shit.
@RetroChug
Жыл бұрын
Thats not a side effect, that's a fucking PROMISE ladies and gentlemen
@christopherecho9783
5 жыл бұрын
He still has no jokes
@jerryjames9502
4 жыл бұрын
WELL AT LEAST DEN DIDN'T STEAL THIS FROM BILL
@Gurak_Frostwalker
3 жыл бұрын
Some of the jokes I've heard are carlin's as well.
@nickfromcal1
4 жыл бұрын
Leukemia is funnier than Denis Leary.
@danfred7127
5 жыл бұрын
painfully_unfunny.avi
@johnkeating2828
5 жыл бұрын
Joke thief
@cumulo25
Жыл бұрын
PCP and Crack are completely different classes of drugs. No chemical similarities whatsoever.
@didndido3638
4 жыл бұрын
He's not funny. Not at all. No wonder, his writer died.(yes...I stole that joke)
@samuelwoods164
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder who he saw doing this bit first? Leary is a good actor and delivers others material well, I cant believe he even stole Asshole from CK, I lost even more respect. Also.... is pcp a horse tranquilizer? I know ketamine is
@stingfan4
5 жыл бұрын
I dont think he did. I think its just similar comedians thinking along the same lines.
@spiritofoi84
5 жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks version was funnier
@spectah24
5 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@EchtMartijn
4 жыл бұрын
No you shut up, this guy steals, it's a fact. Hicks, CK, less famous comedians. It's embarrassing.
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