His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career
@augustusfren133
4 ай бұрын
breaking gas
@KZ-ub9bg
4 ай бұрын
this is like the Whiplash/Black Swan of gasoline station owner. Cinema
@trocodiliac2405
3 ай бұрын
holy shit spoiler alert
@vitaminluke5597
3 ай бұрын
@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.
@trocodiliac2405
2 ай бұрын
@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.
@PRODBYH4RSH
4 ай бұрын
god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude
@Lux_Ferox
4 ай бұрын
Be careful Dumptruck! Jerma has a habit of cooking & eating prolific long editors. Godspeed.
@rottenroadkill3311
2 ай бұрын
What does this even mean
@Lux_Ferox
2 ай бұрын
@@rottenroadkill3311 Exactly what it says.
@Lexi_Sharp
2 ай бұрын
He's gonna eat dumptrucks ass. 😢
@DishonoredRat
19 күн бұрын
@@rottenroadkill3311 jerma has hired a few long editors for his 2nd channel
@TheOriginalDragoon
4 ай бұрын
W, you hear he came outta retirement then explained how he didn't actually come out retirement... 10 million smacked
@thesnowmiser6728
4 ай бұрын
How will we jermites recover?
@thefrub
4 ай бұрын
Jerma has a decade long catalog, there's probably 5,000 hours of Jerma content
@chefbob662
4 ай бұрын
@@thefrubI need him
@lottie227
4 ай бұрын
@@chefbob662same😔
@lungse.2565
4 ай бұрын
I WANT HIM @@chefbob662
@2fortsmostwanted
2 ай бұрын
imagine a gas station manager asks you to write a good review and then he immediately flips your car with you in it
@qubouls524
4 ай бұрын
16:28 the constant referencing of jerma being a psycho and them him quoting anton should be a statement about him being a psychopath
@flats6666
4 ай бұрын
IT AIN'T A GOOD MEAL IF I AIN'T WATCHING A DUMPTRUCK EDIT WHILE EATING
@tylerguyler
4 ай бұрын
My cat is sleeping next to me I'm trying not to wake her up but I can't stop losing it every time he sends a car flying with the broom
@bung3111
3 ай бұрын
FRRRR this is my favorite stream of his its so fuckin funny
@MyNameHere101
4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams
@Kurppalumppu
3 ай бұрын
I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later. Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
3 ай бұрын
Remember Jerma hasn't been the same since the incident. The incident when he started.
@obeseperson
Ай бұрын
stoned streamer
@meowmew444
17 күн бұрын
womp womp
@sam-ky9sj
3 ай бұрын
Start of the stream: Give me a good review on Yelp! End of the stream: Daylight robbery.
@jsol2483
4 ай бұрын
ONE OF THE CLASSICS IN MY HEART THANK YOU
@ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
4 ай бұрын
babe wake up new jerma long edit
@randomsimpson
4 ай бұрын
"New"
@Nepgearaf
3 ай бұрын
@@randomsimpson This channel is monetized too 🤑
@lamb6276
4 ай бұрын
26:16 I love how Jerma's first move after reading that is to have the chat member banned. He really is ruthless.
@lamb6276
4 ай бұрын
1:24:16 also I like this timestamp
@womankisserjermaluvr
4 ай бұрын
the way he talks himself down from it lmaooo
@niksin9941
3 ай бұрын
I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic
@mayafrags
4 ай бұрын
casually made the most beautiful chord progression at 38:42 then immediately ruined it
@Neal_131_TCD
3 ай бұрын
I know right sounded like Beethoven
@Saikocide
4 ай бұрын
has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"
@HatoBumpkin
4 ай бұрын
6:16 He reacts to the police car exactly like an untrained dog.
@seapackgaming4316
Ай бұрын
what
@HatoBumpkin
Ай бұрын
@@seapackgaming4316 Watch the clip and picture instead of Jerma playing a game it's a dog in a yard with a camera on its face seeing a car drive by.
@seapackgaming4316
Ай бұрын
@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.
@HatoBumpkin
Ай бұрын
@@seapackgaming4316 Bait.
@seapackgaming4316
Ай бұрын
@@HatoBumpkin not bait, what you’re saying just doesn’t make any sense
@phrog6073
3 ай бұрын
him walking over the trash and saying where is the trash pissed me off insanely
@Ry-mj2eb
4 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@brodudeguy5843
4 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@PointsofData
4 ай бұрын
Thank you google translate
@quipy.
4 ай бұрын
Idk why but this stream gives me a lot of nostalgia, despite watching jerma way longer before it.
@BladderExploder
4 ай бұрын
thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.
@vitaminluke5597
4 ай бұрын
1:24:19 Jerma king of the junjle confirmed
@HyperfixatationInc
4 ай бұрын
Speaking as someone who does work in a gas station irl, people DO get mad at you if you undercharge them
@Player_O1ne
4 ай бұрын
LMAO? why?
@Dynomafia139
4 ай бұрын
Scammed💢😡💨
@snafubar447
4 ай бұрын
Jerma: "I can pick up and throw things? But how?!"
@m0onwatcher5419
4 ай бұрын
DUMP GOD BLESSES US ANOTHER DAY GLORY TO JEGLA
@speenbrandt
4 ай бұрын
dumptruck you've done it again
@JaraslePerks
4 ай бұрын
I always keep wanting to play this game lmao but watching someone else play is just hilarious dude thank you❤
@yeajustno7045
Ай бұрын
watching him play a simulator game is like pulling teeth
@dannygaming4391
4 ай бұрын
THank you for making these long edits! You're awesome!!
@pickles7386
4 ай бұрын
WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
@Lexelai
2 ай бұрын
He’s a real Gas Station Stimulator
@masonbeaumont8633
4 ай бұрын
I’ve never been this early to anything, explains why i can’t hold down a job.
@ColinColtrane
4 ай бұрын
new editor unlocked
@kalebwhite9212
4 ай бұрын
another day another banger
@AlternativeTension94
4 ай бұрын
Thank you Mr. Truck 🫡
@the-golden-duck
4 ай бұрын
dumptruck saving the jerma long edits coummuntiy
@shirowuzhere9057
4 ай бұрын
Watching this high is actually such a different experience. This all feels like a fever dream. Like a state of paychosis💀💀💀
@bmkbbk123
4 ай бұрын
Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.
@AdminAbuse
4 ай бұрын
Paychosis, sure buddy
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
3 ай бұрын
That's just the normal experience. Your edibles weren't shit.
@Ramperdos
4 ай бұрын
Another long edit, life is good.
@sethr.c1065
4 ай бұрын
The most powerful man on earth simulator
@bestieeeeee
4 ай бұрын
fill that order for the customer back there 😄 yeah we wanna take care of our people there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@GreggoryL
4 ай бұрын
Dumptruck, you always come in just in time to make my day
@matthewcline3088
4 ай бұрын
he’s both goofus and gallant
@razerblaze070
4 ай бұрын
ty for this long edit
@sonsofisstvan1675
4 ай бұрын
1:01:00 I need to know if he made that sound with his mouth
@ACatNamedHarold
4 ай бұрын
"No, I don't like pumping gas... do you have to wait?!" - "I Hate" by Overkill, 1989
@-cohst
4 ай бұрын
hey dumptruck just wanted to say thanks doing these edits
@The2318hamza
3 ай бұрын
I fucking lost my mind when the aliens and dino people came into the shop, laughing for 5 minutes straight
@MRFISH-rs6sq
4 ай бұрын
jermas the elf WITH the shelf
@nyxmercury9475
Ай бұрын
half of these views are from me listening to this chaotic gas station businessman every night to sleep
@Ziibbii
7 күн бұрын
you should try ketamine
@atsukiri2nd361
4 ай бұрын
i miss him.. good dude. hope he dont burn himself too much below there..
@jackolantern1971
4 ай бұрын
love him even more for the cranberry juice
@Missing_Texture.
4 ай бұрын
GYAS
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
Ай бұрын
i made bathroom potions too but not to NOT go poo
@jubileehoney3269
4 ай бұрын
Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜
@Spidersox1989
4 ай бұрын
I hope it gets worse ❤
@jubileehoney3269
4 ай бұрын
@Spidersox1989 well that's because nobody loves you. Good luck with your struggles tho! :)
@Spidersox1989
4 ай бұрын
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
@nickrose1312
4 ай бұрын
I hope it gets better 💔
@Spidersox1989
4 ай бұрын
@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously
@RepetitiveRoutine
4 ай бұрын
Truck that dumps
@Life_Is_A...
4 ай бұрын
My god the thumbnail to this channel.
@4rumani
3 ай бұрын
what the fuck do you mean the thumbnail to the channel
@fritzy8318
3 ай бұрын
The fuck are you talking about
@beefax
Ай бұрын
you mean the avatar??
@bowbi123
3 ай бұрын
I COULDA BEEN MARIO!
@Jordan-rb28
4 ай бұрын
40:00 this is so me
@pantsuslayer8631
4 ай бұрын
43:47 jermacraft power singing when?
@trocodiliac2405
3 ай бұрын
22:31 is so fucking funny
@RyansBeans
4 ай бұрын
W editor of course! But i wanted to say I've seen more of the gas station in this one video than i have watching Caseoh for a week 🤣
@modernmusic52
4 ай бұрын
Gyas
@gwitch
3 ай бұрын
TORGO'S THEME?
@Scenery-1976
26 күн бұрын
01:29:29 Same Jerma... same
@cragraven
4 ай бұрын
this game is like... genuinely insanely weird. in a good way, but still.
@Twitch380
4 ай бұрын
I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics
@fritzy8318
3 ай бұрын
Genertic
@samisntreal3278
3 ай бұрын
24:16
@terrabytes9208
4 ай бұрын
25:00
@arniekyle4128
2 ай бұрын
On mobile this video had ads every 10 minutes. .
@DeezKnutz
4 ай бұрын
1:14:30
@shaojunqingjiu
4 ай бұрын
1 view 1 minute dumpy fell off....
@ВеніамінТкаченк
4 ай бұрын
Fell off
@Jb-db5kj
Ай бұрын
1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions
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