This whole segment is just Tom letting Christina know that she shouldn't expect anything for Valentine's Day and that he's gonna smoke weed whenever he wants, right?
@lemonz1769
2 жыл бұрын
To justify all of the birthdays and mother’s days he’s forgotten
@nakmuay7705
3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry mom, I didn't get you shit this year cause Christina and Tom told me it was stupid."
@manCHlLDx
Жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, you weren't going to anyways
@Unemployedsmoker
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who took the 4:20 rule serious at 18, It’s a joke more than anything cause we’d obviously be smoking before then
@GlorifiedGremlin
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys it's the exhalted feurers birthday again! We gotta light up in his honor"
@Unemployedsmoker
2 жыл бұрын
@@GlorifiedGremlin I don’t light up for hitler lol, I light up for weed day!
@judekristo
2 жыл бұрын
Sure, but you know those people who no longer treat it like a joke anymore. Of course there are people who laugh about it and it’s super casual and it just so happens they’re right next to a lit bong or whatever but What Tom is talking about are the people who kind of become a slave to the immature thing that started out as a joke
@shifterdriver6215
2 жыл бұрын
@@judekristo you’re weird
@judekristo
2 жыл бұрын
@@shifterdriver6215 huh. I’d say thanks but in this context who knows how to take something like that. I presume you understand what I’m saying, what about that made you think to say something as seemingly off the cuff as ‘you’re weird’ ? 😆
@rachelbishop892
3 жыл бұрын
I love that tom is doing the tradition of "hey buddy" to his boy.. love it love it.. Top Dog is the best
@BLEVLS
3 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy
@jacobbell422
3 жыл бұрын
I do it to my daughter as well. Buddy isn’t gender exclusive in my book
@colbymarsh2074
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbell422 I refuse to use they/them pronouns when addressing someone, I will settle for “hey buddy”
@TheMatthewGoodacre
2 жыл бұрын
Rip top dog
@EVAASIVEOne
2 жыл бұрын
RIP TD
@alexp123e
3 жыл бұрын
The Demi thing was in reverse which makes it even funnier. She was mad she had to walk past a bunch of “healthy” options before getting to the “unhealthy” options because she had an eating disorder once.
@katrabbit
3 жыл бұрын
It's a perfect lesson for her- you can't expect the world to bend to your wants. It'll slap you in the face and make a meme out of you.
@austinsmith2808
3 жыл бұрын
Typical addict, everyone has to have the same issues as them because the world revolves around them
@DragonTigerBoss
3 жыл бұрын
@@austinsmith2808 Demi should try being sober instead of CaLiFoRnIa SoBeR~
@rogaru
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@gourdtube
3 жыл бұрын
joking about 420 is the exact same thing as "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"
@manCHlLDx
Жыл бұрын
nailed it bro
@GiovanniAuditore
3 жыл бұрын
I completely empathise with people who hate stoners and stoner culture, however, 420 does serve a purpose outside the US where weed is still mostly illegal. 420 is a day of mass civil disobedience in places like the UK, where people go to Hyde Park and smoke weed and having too many people there for the police to able to do anything about it, so they don't even bother. This hopefully sends the message to people and politicians that making weed illegal is completely pointless and to disenfranchise a person for smoking it is even more so. Ideally this chips away at the reluctance to legalise.
@shooziewooziez8886
2 жыл бұрын
Respect to all of you in the UK. Keep standing up for what's right
@Gusthecatinlondon
2 жыл бұрын
Well said mate
@jimmyjames3819
Жыл бұрын
So a lot of drugs are still illegal. do you see people celebrating cocaine day🫥... Like tom said you're an adult you can do whatever you want which included drugs
@GiovanniAuditore
Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjames3819 Of course, we do it anyway. We don't need satanic politicians dictating what we can and can't smoke. It'd just be nice if we in the UK could buy our weed safely from dispensaries instead of shady dealers who sell you upcharged grass instead of weed.
@ihateithere87
3 жыл бұрын
The Demi Lovato thing was INSANE. Like girl you are INSECURE. That is what this all happened for. You wanna cookie, eat it. If you want to be skinny, don't. But don't project and try to ruin people's lives because you're mad you're fat.
@manCHlLDx
Жыл бұрын
Favorite comment, thank you
@katrabbit
3 жыл бұрын
*Not Fun Fact:* _Mother's Day_ was originally started by a mom, who thought a day once a month where mothers would volunteer their services and support to the community would be beneficial for everyone. After her death, her own daughter changed Mother's Day into a holiday solely to celebrate mothers being mothers, not realizing she turned a selfless act of love into a money making magnet for businesses for decades to come.
@sealife12
3 жыл бұрын
I hate both iterations
@Christopher-md7tf
3 жыл бұрын
I really don't get the hate. There's nothing wrong with having a holiday deicated to mothers. Makes way more sense to me than celebrating a carpenter from 2,000 years ago allegedly coming back to life lol.
@artfuldodger96
3 жыл бұрын
@@Christopher-md7tf ... Here here 🙌
@GreedyOrange
3 жыл бұрын
@@artfuldodger96 where? or did you mean to say hear hear? my god i hope you didnt, you shouldnt be 100 and 10 at the same time :P but youre right,christianity sucks,atleast church does,idgaf abt some fkn woodworker too
@swaggmaster909
3 жыл бұрын
So you’d rather Mother’s Day be a day we force mother’s to do community service?? 😂😂
@EdwardTHead1776
3 жыл бұрын
Used to take 420 "seriously" when I was a teenager. Now i just smoke all the time to try and mend my trauma and stop the nightmares. I'm an adult!!!
@julius-sumner-miller
3 жыл бұрын
Could you speak a little more on healing your trauma with cannabis?
@ACU_misfit
3 жыл бұрын
I just use it to deal with the minutia of daily life.
@ya-highness
3 жыл бұрын
I use it to deal with the idiots who think it doesn't help. Along with the rest of the issues I deal with.
@benjohnson2312
3 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@FatLadyKiller
3 жыл бұрын
Oh you're an adult! Aren't you so awesome!?
@RR-mb7dn
Жыл бұрын
I’m usually laughing with Tom and Tina but this video is a rare treat where I get to giggle at their expense
@odolwa1
Жыл бұрын
Oh you are cool
@russg9845
3 жыл бұрын
spark up at 4:20 for all those who have been lost in the sauce... RESPEK
@franklinprichard9151
3 жыл бұрын
2:25 the 50 year old Tim is referring to is Joe Rogan
@mrmoloch4033
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely not.
@alexstine1377
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmoloch4033 prove it
@austinsmith2808
3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey too
@ImGoodThankYou
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh I wish I could meet someone who's as angry at dumb shit as tom and christina... I need that person in my life
@hunteralbers1449
3 жыл бұрын
First is the worst second is the best.
@neighborbruce
3 жыл бұрын
FUCK ya got me...
@neighborbruce
3 жыл бұрын
3:55 Christina got the story backwards, she was upset that they were pushing vegan options on people.
@Spite_Lip
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, Demi was was mad the vegan stuff or healthier options were labeled as "guilt-free" implying people should feel guilty about eating the delicious fatty sugary stuff. Hence "Diet culture" Demi's an idiot, but also Christina needs some reading comprehension classes.
@Turgid_Spleenis
3 жыл бұрын
@@Spite_Lip Never heard of that story before this and even I figured that out from CP stumbling her way through it.
@MegaJdub69
3 жыл бұрын
I was kind of sad inside when I knew right away that Christina got the story wrong :(
@DirtSpud
3 жыл бұрын
It gets worse. When dab first came out there were the 7:10 people. Why 7:10? " Because 7:10 spells oil backwards man!" Lmao
@theresajv5055
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I've never heard that before. People suck
@IAmTheOceanWhosWatersOverflow
3 жыл бұрын
I remember that, It's upside down and backwards btw .... even funnier imo
@dreographic4163
3 жыл бұрын
Killin everyone’s joy 🥲 you guys are hilarious
@grizcuz
3 жыл бұрын
I've something I want to complain about, similar to Valentine's Day. A few weeks back, looking for a birthday card in the card shop. I was confronted with: 'Happy First Day In School' cards. What is this horse shit and when did it start? Does anyone buy a kid such a card? We're raising children to be egotistic little monsters who demand a reward for anything and everything. (Rant Over)
@thomasrocca8914
2 жыл бұрын
You know the 50 year old whose texting him “it’s 4/20” is 100% joe Rogan😂😂
@cactusmac574
3 жыл бұрын
Doug Benson is watching this right now with tears in his eyes.
@camchapin1910
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@seabassmcbigfat
3 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty sad that Christina finally sees SJW’s jumping the shark through Demi Lovato being a crazy person.
@shaneyboi2231
3 жыл бұрын
It’s 420 every minute for me ! And I rip big fat bongs in the shower! Because I’m an adult 😂
@Micah__
2 жыл бұрын
“I don't get birthdays; the party, the song. Celebrating another year just being alive feels... forced.”
@Stjimmyrulesx
3 жыл бұрын
It's even worse. She's mad that they had sugar free options
@NobodyNewsNetwork
3 жыл бұрын
Christina is that botox, xanax, and a bottle of wine every night type of housewife that "doesn't have a problem". Lol.
@lucasottens8506
3 жыл бұрын
Ah-HUUUUNDRED percent. She's always been the hypocritical "I've been to Therapy, now let me dissect you psychologically" type.
@hovnojede010101
3 жыл бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 annoying af
@LittleRainGames
3 жыл бұрын
ya that botox gives me a different view of her. I guess its just the norm in Hollywood though.
@katsup12
2 жыл бұрын
@@LittleRainGames It's the California white housewife way
@sentry3019
3 жыл бұрын
This captures everything I hate about this generation I swear, opinions aren’t allowed and holidays are for everything now
@Babylauncher3000
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people shouldn't celebrate the things they enjoy. Let's oppressively stick to only pre-approved commercial and religious ones my grandparents agree with. 👍
@idkijs435
3 жыл бұрын
Thats... That's what you hate? Lol
@detectiveharris8772
3 жыл бұрын
Pussy
@louspowels7120
3 жыл бұрын
Also Christine has become what she hated. Take that as you will.
@FatLadyKiller
3 жыл бұрын
Could u be more specific?
@coreycollins6917
3 жыл бұрын
@@FatLadyKiller Botox
@richardcheeser
2 жыл бұрын
that bit of banter at 6:30. for real, four strokes
@GNGRkidRIGHTthere
3 жыл бұрын
I literally heard in my head, Kramer telling Demi Gelato saying: "But Demi, it's non fat!"
@mikerodstrom
3 жыл бұрын
DEMI GELATO 💀
@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
2 жыл бұрын
Birthdays are completely useless, unless you are under 18, then you get those PRESENTS!
@fultonyt8989
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 2:11 am. You best believe I’m not staying up for another 2 hours and 9 minutes to spark this jernt
@jodythomas4324
3 ай бұрын
“I know this like 50 year old man who celebrates 4/20” Gee I wonder who that could be lmao
@KenrickLockhart
2 жыл бұрын
It's 11:02am now and I am smoking weed while I watch this. I fully agree. 420 is dumb.
@markenriquez625
3 жыл бұрын
Patton Oswalt does a great bit about birthdays and how only like 5 of them matter.
@piercepluenneke7438
3 жыл бұрын
1, 18, 21, 30, 50, last
@cg5471
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits. Ends with being a 100 & being legally allowed to kill anyone you want with your bare hands & if you make it to 120 your the president cause how could it get worse than having Bush for president. If he only knew what was coming. 😆
@vincentrosethorn4886
3 жыл бұрын
He got in, due to a technicality; having the mind of a 120 year old.
@AndyouareWrong
2 жыл бұрын
Feels so sad that they don't understand the fun and the love of 420. Seem like they would understand fun
@spddiesel
3 жыл бұрын
From what I understand, the 4:20 tradition started back in the late 60's/early 70's in San Rafael, CA. Allegedly, a group of friends would convene after school and catch a buzz before heading home for din din, and it worked out that 20 minutes past four in the afternoon was ample time for everyone to gather and blaze before heading home at 5.
@spddiesel
3 жыл бұрын
@Dirty Dave or I'm old enough to have heard this story before google existed and know people that live in San Rafael. Been there several times. This may sound strange, but people knew shit before the interwebs were invented.
@spddiesel
3 жыл бұрын
@Dirty Dave I am also old, so what's your point? Ya know, before everyone thought they were a genius because they carry an encyclopedia in their pocket, people had to transmit information orally, and THEN you had to remember it. It's how stories get passed down between generations. It was a crazy fucking time back then...
@spddiesel
3 жыл бұрын
@Dirty Dave congrats, pick up your diploma on the way out. If you've heard that story, then my comment wasn't for you. Just adding context for some that may not have heard it before, but thanks for being that internet guy.
@Fractured_Unity
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives near San Rafael, the urban legend is a little more complicated. One of the high schooler’s older brother had a weed grow that could only be found by a hand drawn map that he left behind when he went to Vietnam. 4:20 was the secret signal that they were getting together that day at the statue at that time to smoke and look for it. Allegedly they never found it, but kept the tradition as a code to say it’s time to light up.
@marketteers
3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Tom read that headline was hysterical 😂
@jonathanjollimore7156
3 жыл бұрын
I have to pretty much deal with zero holidays with my family none at all
@iamrenvik1522
3 жыл бұрын
The demi Lovato thing is worse because it's actually the sugar free and gluten free stuff she takes the offence at not the fattening kind she went after them for catering to the different needs not the unhealthy stuff she wanted
@FlippyMcBossman
Жыл бұрын
It's so miserable when people try to put an age limit on fun lmao
@tennesseehusky
2 жыл бұрын
Same can be said about all holidays, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving etc.............
@R2D6_10
2 жыл бұрын
Valentines day is the 420 of love.
@haha.you.thought.
3 жыл бұрын
“oh fuck mother’s day” 😂
@cotybowman8825
2 жыл бұрын
Holidays should be like the Olympics. Every 4 years.
@funkydankspliff
3 жыл бұрын
9:07 “is it time to smoke yet” BRO HAHAHAH 💀💀
@patrickmurphy5871
3 жыл бұрын
Demi Lovato shoul definitely focus on more important things like her next rehab stay.
@manCHlLDx
Жыл бұрын
Don't misunderstand 420 for a holiday, some holidays are dumb. But 420 is closer to a superstition than it is a holiday. As in, "omg I spilled salt, so I have to throw some over my shoulder". At 420, stoners just use it as a game or habitual thing, not a holiday. Love you Jeans!
@spookie_dookies9697
3 жыл бұрын
Me and my homies only bring up 4/20 ironically
@robkennedy3087
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly... That's the point!! These millionaire comedians... Yeesh!! Anyway, they are both lightweights.. They only ever do low dose THC with lots of CBD - Amateurs!!!
@Louis-wp3fq
3 жыл бұрын
"I was only pretending to be TikTok'd."
@krenwregget7667
3 жыл бұрын
I'm 46 and I would LOVE to get a Transformer for my birthday.
@bobobobobobs
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking THANK YOU, I've been saying for years that birthdays aren't that important and everybody calls me crazy... gotta get presents and make the awkward calls/texts to 67 relatives or friends every fucking year. I just turn off my phone for the whole day on my birthday
@TazerGames
Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thinking, i almost got goosebumps Had to check the pfp to make sure this wasn't me 😅
@gregorymorales5476
2 жыл бұрын
Traveling to Denver 420 was Lit😆 2019. Everyone was Happy.
@chrisfurlough466
2 жыл бұрын
"You wanna light it up? Light it up man!"
@dylansanchez631
2 жыл бұрын
“Happy 4/20 FuckFace”😂😂😂😂😂
@RedBeardReaper
3 жыл бұрын
Could not agree more on the 420 thing. Its like this is business as usual everyday dude
@SaltySeaCaptain
2 жыл бұрын
Its literally for teenagers and people that hardly ever smoke
@retrokd2
3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, it's my birthday! I can't believe I get a YMH video too.
@ricardodejesus2139
3 жыл бұрын
She just said I can’t raise my eyebrows cause of Botox like If the human body produces that shit lmfaooo
@nikninja2233
3 жыл бұрын
Doesnt have to be 420 but like when you spark up at 420 it definitely it a lil more special
@jamesthegent6010
3 жыл бұрын
If I'm smoking and I look up and it happens to be 4:20 I chuckle inside
@kareempurcell9535
3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@seancancook1
3 жыл бұрын
4/20: just like any other fuckin' day
@ghandiman
3 жыл бұрын
Any Day: just like any other fuckin’ day
@luchagain3424
3 жыл бұрын
As a life long, 50 year old pot smoker. I’ve always thought 420 is one of the dumbest things ever. There is a guy at my office, who smokes all day everyday that takes 4/20 off every year. So dumb.
@hahahaha-ut6ir
3 жыл бұрын
Who gives a fuck? Live your life and stop letting other people choices put put damper on your life. Grow up
@luchagain3424
3 жыл бұрын
@@hahahaha-ut6ir if you took away that other people’s choices or actions are putting a damper on my like when you read my comment. Reading comprehension is not your thing.
@maxbrown1850
3 жыл бұрын
Watching this with a bong in hand, made me real sad 😔
@neighborbruce
3 жыл бұрын
Don't feel sad bro bro, it's just a bit
@neighborbruce
3 жыл бұрын
It's a free country, blaze up my man
@dumpsterjedi6148
3 жыл бұрын
I'm stoned and laughing, all's good brother, that are making fun of obnoxious stereotypes
@seabassmcbigfat
3 жыл бұрын
Tom’s a stoner too, don’t let him fool you. He’s just saying how dumb waiting until 4:20 to spark is
@nyxx7813
2 жыл бұрын
@@seabassmcbigfat I dont think anybody waits till 420. Usually i notice 420 the most when its 420 and im not smoking. Its genuinely a reminder at times lmao. And i think the time thing is more stupid then the Day itself. I think 4/20 is a perfect day for buisnesses to make a cute little sale and celebrate the end of all the stress of using cannabis as we enter legalization.
@LiV3rWurSt
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Tom ABSOLUTELY has to be talking about Doug Benson as the 50 year old 4:20 guy 😂 his entire show doesn’t start until 4:20 😂
@TeamYouphoric
3 жыл бұрын
It's 11:47pm. Was I not supposed to?
@seabassmcbigfat
3 жыл бұрын
Just so happened to be 11:47 when I finished my bowl before bed. Are we connected somehow? Maybe I’m like your fat doppelgänger.
@TeamYouphoric
3 жыл бұрын
@@seabassmcbigfat not sure. Let's try an experiment; I'm going to take a fat toke and you let me know if you get high...
@cassidiroberts6473
2 жыл бұрын
I take Mother’s Day off and drink with my other mom friend. Why would I want to spend that day with my kid? Or do that every other day. Today is MY DAY. lol
@maverickd6214
3 жыл бұрын
I think Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Valentines Day, and birthdays are overrated. Like you can celebrate shit any time you want, stop forcing me to do shit for my parents and significant other on ONE day. I can do that shit the other 364 days of the year
@dankmanelbongo6688
3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I smoke at any time of day haha
@tt8807
2 жыл бұрын
I never realize it’s 420 until I’m already high and I stupidly realize the date. I have a giggle and then take an extra rip.🤷♀️
@GoDrex
3 жыл бұрын
I like how they got the Demi Lovato thing backwards, because the reality is even worse.
@swaggmaster909
3 жыл бұрын
“But but but daddy I wanted that bike for Christmas. WHO CARES! I CAN BUY YOU A BIKE ANY OTHER DAY WHY DO I NEED TO GIVE UT TO YOU ON CHRISTMAS??”
@BlGGESTBROTHER
3 жыл бұрын
I got a WWE Monday Night RAW commercial before this video 😂
@crackberrry1
2 жыл бұрын
This is why my family doesnt do holidays.
@jonashalverson8546
Жыл бұрын
I love how their to cool for every room lmfao
@sethgarrow4151
2 жыл бұрын
I smoked through this whole clip 😂… also it’s 1236 haha
@HumanScourgeYT
2 жыл бұрын
I specifically do not smoke at 420 because I’m an adult
@RapFa-Hater420
3 жыл бұрын
that demi lovato story is funny as hell cuz she does herion lmao
@ThroatGoat1
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this at 1043 while smoking weed. Didn’t need anyone’s permission. Being an adult is neat.
@scarblaire
2 жыл бұрын
420 is an excuse. And no one is gonna argue with an excuse to make themselves happy. No stoner really thinks of it as anything more unless you’re 5
@MrBenkidd
Жыл бұрын
Was walking along listening this through head phones and that ‘haggledy-ha’ bit just scared the ever loving fuck out of me. Thought I was about to get jumped.
@5thgen691
3 жыл бұрын
Best take ever!! 💯
@gilligan80
2 жыл бұрын
Bullies are a necessary part of society...... remember when friends could give each other shit.... the good old days
@HippocratesBlack
2 жыл бұрын
START AT 3:30 CHRISTINA GETS A JOE ROGAN RYTHYM
@aidenwindham9390
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 4:09 and I will be smoking in 11 minutes
@jaredjosue_
2 жыл бұрын
These guys are the perfect portrayal of Jehovah Witnesses
@SemiLife411
3 жыл бұрын
I knew a 50 year old who wakes up to smoke at 4:20 am everyday
@kolesteele4242
3 жыл бұрын
I smoke weed and feel 4/20 is stupid. Grow up.
@ziggyvillavicen6213
2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is they basically turn everyday into a holiday that talks about browns and farts 💨
@MrUndersolo
3 жыл бұрын
I once heard a comedian say that his daughter called him and said, 'Happy September 11th!'.
@15six37
2 жыл бұрын
I'm 46 and I would love to get a Transformer for my birthday lol.
@shiftkicker1
Жыл бұрын
These same people will literally dress up for episode 666. Keep that same energy mommy
@seancancook1
3 жыл бұрын
Geoff Tate has a great lover's chuckle too
@karmA2q
2 жыл бұрын
Have Tom's outbursts become so bad that Christina now needs to wear chainmail to feel safe?
@zachansard
3 жыл бұрын
It’s 11:43am. time to smoke.
@AcesPlace22
2 жыл бұрын
Idk if it's the same but the thing I hate and always will is the "5's".. which means when you get up from your seat you call "5's" which would give you 5 minutes to return to that seat before someone else can take it. The other one is "shotgun" which if you have your shoes on and yell "shotgun" it gives you front passenger seat rights.... DUMB STUFF
@Jangmo_SC
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me, man
@EyevsI
3 жыл бұрын
I completely agree, no matter how much is sarcasm. If you need to be TOLD to appreciate something or someone by a "holiday" you're a shitty person.
@DuelistRL
3 жыл бұрын
3:34 Christina, ya nailed right there. This is exactly what we should be doing. But what determines stupid and not is the question.
@jpk9902
Жыл бұрын
That 50 year old he's talking about might be Joe Rogan
@Where_is_Waldo
Жыл бұрын
What makes me laugh is the people who don't understand what April 20th is and think they do. For the record, it is celebrated because it's Bob Marley's birthday. Some people only know that it's hitler's birthday and, I swear I'm not making this up, I've seen people claim that it's "no laws day because it's hitler's birthday"... I'm not shitting you.
@Ninja6485
2 жыл бұрын
I want to see Christina come in dressed the way she used to dress when she was goth
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