Deb: I don't want a chair, I want a table. Dexter's thoughts: You don't want MY table.
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
True
@williamgomez1903
3 жыл бұрын
very underrated comment
@Widderic
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO good one!
@Davoc93
11 жыл бұрын
oh deb.... when talking to Dexter the last thing you want is a table
@MapleNewf
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is so ahead of its time😂🙌🔥🔥🔥
@mixtapeweezy6871
2 жыл бұрын
Whoever you are i hope your career as a comedian/astrophysicist is blossoming.
@Henry-yf2np
Жыл бұрын
That was good😂
@PewPewDave
6 жыл бұрын
Is a little audio syncing too much to ask for?
@learningisfun4315
4 жыл бұрын
Copyghikht Heins
@ibrahimkayikci2146
3 жыл бұрын
For some reason your profile pic hilariously makes sense with your comment.
@jpbqwerty
11 жыл бұрын
If you put something on a chair, it becomes a table..
@arminiuszmazowszanin2670
4 жыл бұрын
no, its still a chair. If you put something on the floor it doesnt make it a chair.
@mrdragonage7446
4 жыл бұрын
@@arminiuszmazowszanin2670 your conclusion is correct but your analogy sucks.
@MKatCharming
4 жыл бұрын
Not if you put your ass on it. Come on, keep up!
@halomaster213
4 жыл бұрын
Mr Dragon Age I think he meant to say if you sit on the floor it’s still a floor and not a chair.
@eddygci8
4 жыл бұрын
If you eat a rock that doesn’t make it food. Am i doing this right?
@MapleNewf
2 жыл бұрын
Crazy to think this was 10 years ago🤯👀
@455Crazygirl
11 жыл бұрын
did she ever call you a chair? xD
@blowmebiatch
3 жыл бұрын
Not one F bomb throughout the whole video. That's a record for her.
@Benderrr111
11 жыл бұрын
Great job at cutting a perfect scene short..
@inachu
12 жыл бұрын
The conflict of being a chair or a table is the mixed idea is that they both really want to be the floor. Also helps because I am the real creator of Dexter. Jeff Lindsay is a liar and a fool.
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
Then prove it!!!
@Awesteez
13 жыл бұрын
thank you for uploading
@amillionminutes
12 жыл бұрын
Metaphors. Not even once.
@vmaninc.761
Жыл бұрын
Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99, The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good, As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government, It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher, the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon! 🔥😁😉👍
@FrozenMonkey824
12 жыл бұрын
Very underrated scene
@DarknessRemains
4 ай бұрын
loved this scene lol
@alexmga9303
7 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaa this was hilarious
@jonsolari8591
11 жыл бұрын
exactly.
@adrianbadea3256
6 жыл бұрын
I'd give her a cârjă:))
@jusssnow8271
2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is this video insanely off sync
@taxilady7z
11 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
@dopilus
12 жыл бұрын
lol wtf the fuck?
@PewPewDave
6 жыл бұрын
"A man sits on a chair and it turns into a table and you think that of me? No. I am the one who sits!"
@ranjanmaithani6263
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha great reference
@redplanet667
4 жыл бұрын
"What does a chair do? A chair provides"
@CroissantKindly
4 жыл бұрын
is that Heisenberg reference?
@PewPewDave
4 жыл бұрын
Croissant Kindly 🤷🏻♂️
@trumanentertainment6886
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@julianmx13
12 жыл бұрын
Too bad Deb found out that he's actually a knife.
@mrapkgaming
2 жыл бұрын
Good one😂😂😂😂
@bnezabela1635
5 жыл бұрын
Deb:you're a chair Dex: I'm here if you need a chair Deb: I don't want a chair I want a table *Dexter has left the chat*
@GeorgeBrandrick1
12 жыл бұрын
Dex: Fine I'll accept I'm a chair Deb: But I want a table Dex: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@BETTiExxREDSKULL
12 жыл бұрын
I love how he stares at the chair trying to figure it out, rotfl.
@alejandroterzado2068
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the confusion Debra must’ve had when she was gonna tell Dexter how she felt soon and then ran into him killing someone in the creepiest setting. Bruh
@eriklakeland3857
3 жыл бұрын
Still less creepy than wanting to bang your adoptive sibling haha
@testtest-vz8oj
3 жыл бұрын
@@eriklakeland3857 Yeah they just ruined everything in dexter
@tigerdragonmartialarts4032
2 жыл бұрын
It wouldve been creepier if Deb just went completely sideways with decision making and fucked Dexter after the kill at the altar
@MIGHTYBOOSCH198
2 жыл бұрын
@@eriklakeland3857 to be it was the other way round. He never wanted to bang her, it turned out she wanted to bang him all along.
@tigerdragonmartialarts4032
2 жыл бұрын
@@MIGHTYBOOSCH198 thats what he had meant, it did kinda ruin the show but in the strangest way it did do some good in terms character development now in New Blood. The Debra Morgan we see now is not at all the same Deb we knew back then. Deb playing as Dexter’s conscious is almost parallel to the question of “will Debra be the one to catch Dexter” except now we wonder if Dexter’s conscious (Deb) will help escape any of the situations he’s just put himself in. So in some ways Dexter is listening to more of his own Dark Passenger. Deb laughs and berates him for every tiny mistake he makes now which is definitely not Debra. This shows the evolution of both Dexter and Debra, whether theyre taking two steps forward, or 3 steps backwards just to get a dynamic between them
@InsideThaJackalsHead
11 жыл бұрын
This might have been the funniest moment on the show... lol
@meggyfowl5839
11 жыл бұрын
I love how she's speaking as though she makes loads of sense, but Dex is just standing there, probably thinking "da fuq" or something similar :)
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@godemperorofmankind3.091
2 жыл бұрын
"Does your sister say things that make absolutely no sense whatsoever?" "All the time!"
@AC-ws9lj
2 жыл бұрын
the synchronization in this video is a chair.
@lordiblees
5 жыл бұрын
lmfao. Dexter cracked me up much more than any comedy ever.
@mrapkgaming
2 жыл бұрын
True
@vanessacheng0526
11 жыл бұрын
"Yeah but I don't want a chair, I want a table."
@piotrnowak8725
4 жыл бұрын
Chair and table need each other. There is no use of one without the other.
@thomasrockbottom2907
3 жыл бұрын
@@piotrnowak8725 dexter certainly didn't need a chair though even though he has been beside a table for a long long time
@vectorm4
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Dexter, he was trying to be understanding and supportive with the I'm a chair thing. Then Debra changes it to table. Putting myself in that situation, I would be confused beyond belief.
@yoyoismm
8 жыл бұрын
Lol, this was the worst therapist ever. If it wasn't for her, Deb may not have realized her more-than-sisterly feelings for Dex and she wouldn't have gone to that church to confess and found out Dexter is a serial killer and yada yada yada. Even though I do ship Dexter and Deb a lot.. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, THERAPIST!
@KabooM1067
7 жыл бұрын
yoyoism She had to realize it sooner or later. Both her feelings and the truth of her brother. If she didn't she'd still be dating and dumping thinking something was wrong with her.
@thewhitewolf3089
7 жыл бұрын
Boar what would you have done if you were Harry, and you found a little boy trapped in a container sitting in a huge puddle of his mother's own blood after she was sawed in half by a man with a chainsaw?
@thewhitewolf3089
7 жыл бұрын
Dani Ford Harry didn't adopt Brian because he was old enough to understand what just happened when his mother was killed in front of him and was too broken to ever be normal again, so he had to go to a mental hospital. Dexter, on the other hand, was too young to put the pieces together and understand what just happened. And that's why Harry adopted Dexter instead of Brian
@TheMadhatter1313
6 жыл бұрын
yoyoism therapy isn't for everyone.
@michael2775
6 жыл бұрын
That's what a thereapist is for...
@M_D93
8 жыл бұрын
I am the table
@CurryFeatures
6 жыл бұрын
OOOH YEEEEAH
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
Not. Yet.
@randomstuff1534
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@ladycopine
12 жыл бұрын
aww he's soo cute when he's confuse....
@kingthanos4964
10 жыл бұрын
Women
@RK-ep8qy
7 жыл бұрын
Henry Collins, we want tables!!!!! 😡
@whatdidyousay1455
8 жыл бұрын
This show has so amazing characters.. Dexter, Debra, Vince, Angel, Doakes, Trinity aka Arthur Mitchell, Doomsdaykiller you name it!
@DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
8 жыл бұрын
doomsday killer was wack, Zach hamilton rip
@xxlCortez
6 жыл бұрын
Ray Speltzer.
@shibatatsuya3354
5 жыл бұрын
Isaak Sirko not sure if i spelled that right
@GathGealaich
12 жыл бұрын
Dex is a chair, and that does not sit well with Deb.
@hashira4869
11 жыл бұрын
Cuz im here if.. u need a chair
@Irene_90
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite scenes. Michael C. Hall face is amazing when he speaks with Batista and then looks at the chair.
@meerdazwischen
12 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite Dex/Deb scenes. Dexters smile when he said "I'm a chair." Just gorgeous. I think they belong together.
@testtest-vz8oj
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, indeed they do..
@ilayohana3150
2 жыл бұрын
@@testtest-vz8oj awh hell nah
@dreadrath
11 жыл бұрын
Dexter has a table, at least when he has people to put on it, but I'm not sure that's quite the kind of table Deb's got in mind.
@mr.coffee68
11 жыл бұрын
him and james hetfield would have a good time
@Chris-ni2pc
2 жыл бұрын
Did this ever become a meme? this should be a meme
@CardinalsFanBoy
3 жыл бұрын
Debra: You’re a chair. Dexter: If you need a place to sit, I’m chair for you. Debra: I don’t need a place to sit. I need a place to eat. Dexter: *Flips table
@cryhavoc9748
4 жыл бұрын
Just like a damn woman. I agree to be a chair, just to make her happy, and then she says I don't want a chair, I want a table. And they wonder why men can never figure them out.
@yosuf9748
4 жыл бұрын
I watched for Dexter, disliked for unsynced audio. Cmon dude put some effort into your videos.
@tha3immortals
13 жыл бұрын
this was probably the best part of season 6 so far
@TheDeadlyGodz
12 жыл бұрын
Dexter will put you on his table next season.
@tecmacamoyolo
12 жыл бұрын
secretly deb wants a chair but says she wants a table...mmmha!
@Lortagreb
2 жыл бұрын
I use chairs as tables sometimes dosent that technically make them tables for a while?
@ZKY2
12 жыл бұрын
So what she's saying is, she wants to sit on Dexter?
@2degucitas
7 жыл бұрын
Dexter could have given her the table. It would have been "killer".
@chriscraven9335
4 жыл бұрын
Deb: I don't want a chair, I want a table... *The Dudley Boyz have entered the comments* Bubba Ray Dudley: D'Von...GET THE TABLES!
@Clintaso
7 жыл бұрын
I'll be her table but she can sit on me like a chair
@Mariose123
12 жыл бұрын
And at the end she wants a table......girls who can understand them....
@renanandre6031
10 ай бұрын
Did he never ever found out that he is a chair to her sit on him?
@NARUTO5195
12 жыл бұрын
This Was The First Time I've Seen A Clip With Deb When She Wasn't Swearing
@M_D93
4 жыл бұрын
James Hetfield is a table. Dexter Morgan is a chair.
@sniffles8655
3 жыл бұрын
Can't even line the voices up with the video. Yikes.
@MattCookVideos
3 жыл бұрын
IT’S LIKE 10,000 CHAIRS....
@n9570
12 жыл бұрын
Deb should visit Ikea, if she wants a table :D
@glaringoddly7119
6 жыл бұрын
Has nobody noticed the audio is off?
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
We did.
@ultemad15red
5 жыл бұрын
No its a chair
@TownsendV228
11 жыл бұрын
I can't be fucked explaining this. Watch the show and you'll find out. It pretty much tells you in the first season.
@MegaHackattack
11 жыл бұрын
She says she wants a table but if I showed her mine she wouldn't be very happy...
@thebenosrises
12 жыл бұрын
Now that's a sexy fetish.
@mockingbird187
11 жыл бұрын
A chair that prefers you lie on the table.
@haruka42069
2 жыл бұрын
" I don't want a chair, I want a table." this is what it feels like dating white girls
@TheUndulyNoted
4 жыл бұрын
Why would you upload this without making sure the audio is synced. I mean how lazy can you actually be
@therealwillhunting
11 жыл бұрын
Here let me explain this to Masuka... Dex is a chair... Deb wants to sit on him. make sense Masuka?
@YeahAndThat
11 жыл бұрын
inanchu keeps trolling Dexter videos, Jeff Lindsay stole Dexter from him (but providing no evidence) which is why everyone hates him.
@ChristianProtossDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@omardebouni2959
12 жыл бұрын
she dont want a chair she want a table
@mechapylon7171
3 жыл бұрын
poor Dex, he's never been so confused in his entire adult life
@Graciee17
11 жыл бұрын
Favorite scene from S6
@sparkleclover
11 жыл бұрын
I fucking CACKLED at dexter's dumb chair joke lmao
@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg
3 жыл бұрын
nice audio sync. truly inspirational as fuck.
@akmalr.9224
11 жыл бұрын
dexter is a muthafuckin machete
@inachu
12 жыл бұрын
Leave my sister out of this!
@john_7689
2 жыл бұрын
The lip syncing is so bad lol
@tattoo576
12 жыл бұрын
quagmires was a chair too, once
@jamajnasoares5702
3 жыл бұрын
no wonder they got together
@AbsoluteIKeatI
13 жыл бұрын
@tha3immortals No way. Best part was hooking up with that chick in the Gas Station. His lines were hilarious. "I don't see any Moms in here" LMFAO
@عبداللهالحميدي-ب2ف
6 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@sergiovargas558
12 жыл бұрын
Bitch please, James Hetfield!
@MIGHTYBOOSCH198
2 жыл бұрын
Poor Dex, she never even mentioned the table before
@Meurth
3 жыл бұрын
nice video and audio sync, great uploader
@colhamahmood1382
3 жыл бұрын
She could use my face as a chair any time.
@louismatassa9105
4 жыл бұрын
👍 and awesome 📺 show 💘 every episode!
@funkyfranx
12 жыл бұрын
What are you on about? Prove what in court? I thought you were having a friendly youtube commenters moment.
@darksideofevil13
11 жыл бұрын
technically by itself without a cushion on it, it is a table. I mean as long as you could put objects on it without them rolling off.
@Yugioh_Turk
12 жыл бұрын
@ZKY2 She doesn't want a chair, she wants a table.
@Funciak90
12 жыл бұрын
U put the video on november last year and no ''dislikes'' so far, spot on mate!
@Lortagreb
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@DrCoturd
12 жыл бұрын
@ZKY2 she wants a table. she wants to eat on dexter! hmm.
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