people are so untrusting of the government but have full faith in the words of a singular government employee
@NDnf84
10 ай бұрын
Pathetic, ain't it?
@LFOtobot
10 ай бұрын
but this is the thing that I WANT to be true
@hherpdderp
10 ай бұрын
Same thing around "natural" remedies. The people that say they dont trust doctors are the same ones that will scream for joy when one doctor endorses their garlic suppository.
@eragon78
10 ай бұрын
@@LFOtobot I mean Aliens probably ARE real, they just havent been to earth, which is what most people MEAN when they say "aliens are real". But the chances that any alien life exist at all somewhere in the universe is nearly 100%. The chance that they have been to earth is basically 0%.
@LaKoeps
10 ай бұрын
@@eragon78although I support the idea that it could be possible for other life to exist, to say that it must be 100% is a claim that can't be backed up by any evidence so far. It is also possible that we (as in earth) are the only life in the universe. Neither of those positions can be stated with 100% certainty.
@jennifers5560
10 ай бұрын
The first rule of an alien coverup is don’t talk about an alien coverup.
@leagueaddict8357
10 ай бұрын
Well, if they were to cover it up wouldn't they just say people are allowed to talk about it because they don't exist?
@jennifers5560
10 ай бұрын
@@leagueaddict8357saying they don’t exist is the coverup, so to not talk about the coverup, they would have to say they exist. 😀
@sjenkins91812
10 ай бұрын
I thought that was the second rule?
@jennifers5560
10 ай бұрын
@@sjenkins91812 you might be right!
@theferalfemalesociety
10 ай бұрын
@@jennifers5560 Confusion and misdirection are part of psyops protocol.
@ryanstewart2289
9 ай бұрын
I'll start caring about aliens when they come down and give me healthcare.
@pokemagetech
9 ай бұрын
What if they come down and start doing the opposite? Like, not take it away, but give you the opposite of healthcare.
@ryanstewart2289
9 ай бұрын
@@pokemagetech How would that be any different from the US government?
@moimoi-dl2st
9 ай бұрын
@@pokemagetech they dont have to. We're already doing that ourselves
@iodine-53
9 ай бұрын
@@moimoi-dl2st*chuckles in transgender*
@kibkirby
9 ай бұрын
I spat out laughing at this 💀💀 lmao
@jasminefoxj
9 ай бұрын
you know its bad when the aliens *are* the cover-up
@DanielCoe
9 ай бұрын
The best comment in the whole thread.
@arilliumdeevine5505
8 ай бұрын
Agreed! 💯
@AbsurdAsparagus
8 ай бұрын
aliens have been a coverup the whole time. it was a source of noise that obscures spy-plane tech
@Kai-vq3gf
8 ай бұрын
Next they'll show themselves as lizard people in order to cover up when people start catching on to the money laundering in Ukraine
@wdiggs1744
8 ай бұрын
That's what I've been saying since the start. The govt said aliens are real and literally no one, absolutely no one batted an eye. We see through the bs.
@dridtheasexualredneck6047
10 ай бұрын
I still love the fact that most of us heard it and then went on with our days wishing we didn't have to pay so much in rent
@saorise28
10 ай бұрын
So true! I heard this and couldn’t have given less of a shit at the time😂
@josephjagusah8668
10 ай бұрын
they told you what to think (aliens are real) but they didn't tell you what to think about it. Which is why you don't care.
@vigeksil70
10 ай бұрын
I mean… Aliens aren’t gonna pay my rent… they might probe me, but the bills will still come in as well
@ktefccre
10 ай бұрын
My mortgage has gotten really expensive 😢 I hope things get better for everyone soon.
@annjepsen1621
10 ай бұрын
Right?!? My response when my husband told me "aliens are real" was "Unless they're about to attack or they're giving away free cash, I don't really give a shit."
@smiller8517
10 ай бұрын
As an alien, I can confirm that I am in fact not real.
@SpiritSeekersIL
10 ай бұрын
Woah, they speak. First contact, people! 🤣😂🤣🖖
@EDC98
10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your honesty Alien 🙏👽
@dylanefg
10 ай бұрын
You used a comma online. Definitely an alien.
@ZerdsJames
10 ай бұрын
As someone accused of not being a real person om reddit, I can confirm this guy is an alien
@amandasmith1920
10 ай бұрын
thanks for clearing that up for us.
@MultiSaintsfan123
9 ай бұрын
If i had a penny for every time "the government confirmed aliens are real" which turned out to be bullshit, I'd have been able to retire at 21.
@Ryanisthere
9 ай бұрын
what i find hilarious is that NOW they Believe the government because it supports their beliefs
@andreaspease9935
9 ай бұрын
Can you name 3 times the government of the USA said aliens are real ? I've never heard them say it once.
@JamieMcKinsey
9 ай бұрын
You may be exaggerating a bit. Retired at 21?
@prerakgames4668
9 ай бұрын
@@JamieMcKinseyyes it's an overexaggeration. He's be retired as a fetus
@codyringer1857
9 ай бұрын
No, you wouldn't! The government has NEVER said aliens are real. So you wouldn't even have a penny....
@beausocoollike
8 ай бұрын
So sweet that Hank feels everyone can follow logical thinking as well as he does.
@Psianth
10 ай бұрын
Dude: "Can I say made up shit?" Government: "I mean yeah.. if you want."
@davidmccorcle6863
10 ай бұрын
I mean if dozens of witnesses from all parts of government/armed forces are willing to go under oath, makes ya wonder what is causing such things to be perceived and/or believed.
@Psianth
10 ай бұрын
@@davidmccorcle6863Spend any time at all on a conspiracy message board and see how many people are willing to say painfully obvious lies for attention, or to feel like they have some special knowledge us "sheeple" don't. No, it doesn't make me wonder a bit.
@AfonsoCL
10 ай бұрын
@@davidmccorcle6863 Does it, though?
@davidmccorcle6863
10 ай бұрын
@@AfonsoCL yes. The proceedings seem to indicate either a mass psychosis not before seen on this scale, or some kind of psychological warfare. That warfare could legitimately be regarding suppressed technological achievements or even just run of the mill psyops to waste government funds on evidence discovery. Facts of the disclosure proceedings is that a non insignificant number of honorable citizens are testifying on what used to be considered, and still is by many, fantastical stories of encounters, as well as multiple Terabytes of data gathered and given to Congress as well as to the White House. If even just 1% of the claims and evidence made during these Disclosure Proceedings hold water, it will likely have significant and far reaching implications.
@piedpiper1172
10 ай бұрын
@@davidmccorcle6863As a government employee, I’m officially telling you that the galaxy is empty AF bro. Either we reach the stars by working together or the Milky Way / Milkdromeda will forever be bereft of sentient life. Go help someone in your community. Volunteer at a soup kitchen. Help us reach the stars.
@AnyoneCanSee
10 ай бұрын
I saw an actual member of Congress say "I believe him because he worked for the military" and then he said, "The military has been lying about this for decades".
@Thefire957
10 ай бұрын
😂
@hellotherekenobi2156
9 ай бұрын
I get what your point here is but I think what you’re saying is either disingenuous or you’re ignoring a key point. Being *the* military and working *for* the military is an important distinction. People are more trusting of individuals than of large conglomerates/complexes/organisations, and rightfully so. Particularly if said person is speaking out against said organisations. That’s not to say I necessarily believe it, always good to be skeptical, just pointing that fact out
@echo1180
9 ай бұрын
There’s a difference between the individual and the bureaucratic leaders.
@MajthebigG
9 ай бұрын
You’re delusional if you think they aren’t real. You think were this special?
@AnyoneCanSee
9 ай бұрын
@@MajthebigG- Well, I think you are "delusional" if believe David Grusch, who conveniently provides zero supporting evidence and even admits much of what he says is hearsay. And no, I don't think I am "special". I "think" I am one of approximately 9 million species on planet Earth. I believe the chances of life existing outside Earth, presuming we are not in a simulation, are extremely high. I also believe that improved military tech is picking up falling space objects, balloons and even birds. The most famous "proof" video out there is 100% a bird. He locks onto a bird just above the water and you can work out its speed from passing waves on the water. You can even make out the parallax of the bird in motion. Instruments just haven't been able to lock onto a migrating bird before. Just like God(s) and heaven and hell, if you want to provide proof for your beliefs, I will be very happy to listen. Until then I don't need to deal with more people of "faith" in the world. I prefer to base my beliefs on factual information, not wishful thinking.
@gettingby365
10 ай бұрын
Look at you, using logic and thoughtful reasoning. You so silly ❤ So happy about your remission Hank!
@Anomaly_Files18
4 ай бұрын
its not using logic though, nothing he said was logical, he was also using misinformation.
@Zachary-
9 ай бұрын
It's official, Hank is an alien.
@Nik-xi2ri
4 ай бұрын
The cats out of the bag now eh
@storytime6263
10 ай бұрын
The guy knew a guy who knew a guy.
@yveslafrance2806
10 ай бұрын
Trust me, bro
@jessb465
10 ай бұрын
We love us some hearsay.
@johnderat2652
10 ай бұрын
Actually the Inspector General who Grusch came forward to, verified and substianted what Grusch said. So no, it's not hearsay. The ICGC talked to people currently ON THE PROGRAM
@jessb465
10 ай бұрын
@@johnderat2652 Did you really just “acccctuallly” me? Hahaha Cool, man.
@carpincho146
10 ай бұрын
who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy
@kga1196
10 ай бұрын
I love aliens and all that, but I have to keep telling people that this isn't the government admitting aliens exist, it's people relaying stories.
@toadacrosstheroad
10 ай бұрын
True- also from a scientific perspective, it's almost impossible aliens or other life doesn't exist. Though also unlikely we'd really find (or they'd find) another intelligent species in our galaxy or one that can realistically get to us We haven't found other life so we can't say "yeah it's real" but there's not much that signals us to believe it's not possible or not out there at the same time I'm always confused on how the term alien is used, is it used only for intelligent/visible extraterrestrial life? Or is it any life outside our planet, including microscopic or non visible life? Idk, Scifi has messed up the idea of space travel and aliens to where a lot of people assume that's what people mean by aliens-
@imagomonkei
10 ай бұрын
There's no way aliens could actually visit us having the foreknowledge that we will be here when they arrive. That would require faster-than-light communication and transit.
@Beluinus
10 ай бұрын
It's a giant game of "He said she said."
@jacobhargiss9909
10 ай бұрын
@@imagomonkei you know there are alot of theories for potential solutions for how you could travel a vast distance faster than you should be able to, right?
@wimpow
10 ай бұрын
Super advanced Aliens come to earth and then crash land because Xorx forgot to turn the blirfps on. Yeah, no.
@TheFansOfFiction
8 ай бұрын
So basically, some guys pulled a prank on a gullible coworker and his superiors couldn't care less.
@brockmckelvey7327
8 ай бұрын
Are there little green men from Mars? Probably not. Are there single-cellular microscopic organisms out there? Statistically yeah! And there's a strong chance we could find some within our solar system!
@Dream0Asylum
10 ай бұрын
Cognitive Bias is a hell of a drug.
@lardkraken8231
10 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@benson6143
10 ай бұрын
Works both ways
@sweetjesus697
10 ай бұрын
touche
@EazyMac
10 ай бұрын
💯💯💯 Ikr? Both sides are high af lol
@therobustempyrean1436
10 ай бұрын
Yup, it's almost like building an entire fan base that buys into pop culture science, particularly the "oh my god, we're gonna die because of our own actions" type, and then being surprised when you ask said fan base, and they agree that humanity should stop existing.
@BuoyBlaise
10 ай бұрын
Department of Defense: "You can't not not not say it"
@justfuckit4815
10 ай бұрын
classic reverse psychology
@luckas221a
10 ай бұрын
and then conspiracy theorists will somehow twist this around as if they were only letting him say it, because then people will think he's making it up and it'll cover up the fact it's true
@jacktowers7533
10 ай бұрын
Quadruple negative making the grammar nazis brains hurt
@ironmanandspidyroc
10 ай бұрын
so you can..?
@piercebunge4297
10 ай бұрын
I...I...I...I cannot compute
@charleskehl1142
10 ай бұрын
I solely want aliens to be real because I pray they'll abduct me and take me away from this hell hole.
@ursamajor7468
9 ай бұрын
They only would want you for food or buttsex, but you do you.
@epistemologicalnihilist5746
9 ай бұрын
Same
@thedagz6460
8 ай бұрын
You're in for a treat, the food is excellent!
@bobinator133
8 ай бұрын
humanity is pretty shit no doubt but i guarantee you this is like one of the worst possible things that could happen to you lmfao
@donnieji4825
8 ай бұрын
They offered to have a permanent connection with my mind.... I told them to come back when im aloud to be old and crazy
@kurotsuki7427
9 ай бұрын
"Can i say aliens are real?" "Well you contract only says you cant leak secrets, it says nothing about lieing."
@sketchesofpayne
10 ай бұрын
_“I never accept anything about the Government until it has been officially denied; then I know it is true.”_
@doctordoesitbest7780
10 ай бұрын
It's been denied for about a hundred years now
@lilben4184
10 ай бұрын
This but unironically. I used to believe in aliens, but now that the government said they exist, I no longer do.
@angelman906
10 ай бұрын
@@doctordoesitbest7780not officially by the government.
@alexistaylor969
10 ай бұрын
@@angelman906 um yes, they specifically said multiple times that aliens aren't real, there was no crash, and no bodies were recovered.
@Twig2250
10 ай бұрын
@@angelman906yea it’s infact pretty official
@sakurinorth8238
10 ай бұрын
"I believed an aliens my whole life but now that the government says aliens exist I'm not so sure!" - Duke Nukem
@The_Green_Man_OAP
10 ай бұрын
@@t-shadowofficialGovt special projects.
@noassociation85
10 ай бұрын
Wall boobs are real! - doomslayer
@asgacc8789
10 ай бұрын
I feel like this is how people are reacting today 😂
@NickyBlue99
10 ай бұрын
He has bawls of sttteeeeeel
@user-lv8kx8oj9q
10 ай бұрын
The government said "they recovered nonhuman organisms"... I went fishing last week. You know what I brought back??? "Nonhuman organisms" and we ate them🤨
@gemerat
8 ай бұрын
Dudes remember the LAST words of this video : « The government has alien bodies » ! 😅
@mindblown42069
10 ай бұрын
“Can I say that pigs fly?” “Err, yeah sure”
@unhinged_trash_urchin
10 ай бұрын
Pigs can fly on airplanes
@fbdgjgvnhvkfnych8252
10 ай бұрын
@@unhinged_trash_urchin😑
@joshorton9061
10 ай бұрын
Technically that would also be a nonhuman biologic
@unhinged_trash_urchin
10 ай бұрын
@@fbdgjgvnhvkfnych8252 🤔
@FoxLosst
10 ай бұрын
Finally! Someone actually understands what happened!
@johnderat2652
10 ай бұрын
Not really. Grusch didn't go to the DoD. He went to the ICGC. The DoD along with the Pentagon are actually trying to shut him up.
@tengu2D
10 ай бұрын
It’s been so frustrating to hear people say they confirmed it when it didn’t really play out like that.
@tengu2D
10 ай бұрын
All it takes is a quick Google search and you get all the answers you need. Took me a minute to find and read the quote.
@mj91212
10 ай бұрын
@@tengu2D Well, yeah, but they don’t want to look it up on Google, cause they don’t want to have their delusions shattered.
@torgerthorkildson725
10 ай бұрын
Yea I absolutely believe aliens are real I think it's naive not to but I don't think they'd be able to get to our planet or if they can they probably won't be able to for a while because of how big the universe is hell they might just want to be left alone on their planet
@IsaiahSenku
9 ай бұрын
Bald hank jumpscare😂 (this is the first time I've seen him bald, my brain had to recalibrate for a second 💀)
@fussywhat6508
10 ай бұрын
I think they did an uno reverse on us just to keep us on our toes
@NegativeSpacePhoto
10 ай бұрын
He specifically used the phrase "Non-Human Biologics" That could mean a fucking parakeet. Edit: Wasn’t expecting this to blow up. And… thank you guys. l forgot birds aren’t real. Damn maybe it was aliens. 🤣
@llamawalrushybrid
10 ай бұрын
Birds aren't real
@bodyofhope
10 ай бұрын
Birds aren't real
@allendracabal0819
10 ай бұрын
Or even a celibate parakeet.
@AdamOwenBrowning
10 ай бұрын
I hope when we look to space, when we receive our first visitors, it's just parakeets, parrots and cockatoos that evolved intelligence They'll spend all day screaming for fun and I can join in yelling nonsense in the street naked and our winged overlords will be just fine with it
@Frogboyaidan
10 ай бұрын
Or a plant
@maveryriley
10 ай бұрын
We all collectively said: Okay so? We can barely pay our bills you expect to care if there are or are not aliens?
@simonriviera4734
10 ай бұрын
I mean, it is pretty significant news. Countless people who can't pay their bills consume BS on the daily. Aliens are somehow irrelevant?
@greg-op2jh
10 ай бұрын
100%
@hak0bu
10 ай бұрын
I think that's kinda bad, also panic is bad. Siding on side heavily without knowing why is also bad. You should look at things with cautious scepticism, yet prepare for when or if it is the truth. Don't just be a depressed snob. If aliens exist, that is a huge factor that would change our lives, now and in the future both. Too much to explain, but it could mean few things: - we haven't passed the Great Filter, and might have to pass it soon. Potentially going extinct in the future - interplanetary/space war for resources if the universe is teemed with creatures who have the same view as us when it comes to resources, which is likely the case if they come at us first - possible alliance that could bring it a new future of otherworldly technology, something you would find useful in your today life
@OO-bh8jg
10 ай бұрын
Are you dreamsexual
@RichConnerGMN
10 ай бұрын
nice pfp
@dominicsurette2890
8 ай бұрын
So in other words dude got mega trolled by a government agent
@marcosginestra6699
9 ай бұрын
Aliens confirm the government is not real.
@awwastor
10 ай бұрын
“You can’t prevent people from saying things that aren’t top secret or classified” CIA: you can, actually
@Split0069
10 ай бұрын
Yes... the dead don't talk. That's Cia 101.
@1370802
10 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why you think the CIA would want to cover up something that’s not classified. That’s like expecting your neighbor’s security guard to stop your neighbor from being rude to you.
@Nick-te2zj
10 ай бұрын
@@1370802That's exactly what a CIA agent would say.... 😂
@lolerie
10 ай бұрын
@@1370802it is still classified. RESERVE.
@DisDatK9
10 ай бұрын
@1370802 your neighbor has a security guard?
@zacharyreid7557
10 ай бұрын
THANK you hank for doing your part keeping the general *public* aware of what was ACTUALLY said about UAPs, far too many people take the headlines at face value
@littlestbroccoli
10 ай бұрын
We want to believe
@zacharyreid7557
10 ай бұрын
@@littlestbroccoli As do I, but I try to balance my hopeful belief with severe scientific scepticism
@littlestbroccoli
10 ай бұрын
edit to add before everyone jumps down my fucking neck, I'm just being playful.
@incemomnia
10 ай бұрын
@@zacharyreid7557where's the skepticism that we are theninly intelligent life lol
@incemomnia
10 ай бұрын
Only*
@jasonvorhees1791
9 ай бұрын
Love the hair do! High speed low drag! That’s why you’re gonna get well so fast!
@FischerKelTath
9 ай бұрын
Also let me just say, there are a ton of secret compartmentalized facilities out there, and lots of people, military and civilian, that work in them. For one, they’re not just full of crazy secrete conspiracy information everywhere and competent agents doin “top secret stuff”. Like any military facility, they’re mostly filled with barely competent people just out of their teens who don’t want to work any more than the rest of us. Also compartmentalized means that whatever you’re doing, even if you have access to some info that has been classified as top secret, it’s always gonna be this really small piece of an overall picture and you don’t have access to anything else. And “Cryptologic Technician” sounds really cool, but there are like 5 different kinds of CTs and some of them just are basically just IT workers, or CTI’s like myself just listened to 10 hours of static a day.
@VertisSidus
10 ай бұрын
i think it was terry pratchett who pointed out that it's remarkable how good governments are at covering up this sort of thing when you consider their track record in every other field
@charliekezza
8 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤ Terry Pratchett
@balmybull7852
10 ай бұрын
"The government is aware of ambiguous flying shit" That sums up the talk
@codyluna7065
10 ай бұрын
more like "the government, possessing the most advanced radar and surveillance technologies, and experienced pilots, acknowledge anomalous craft flying in our airspace that we can't identify" which is quite a bit more significant than your blase summary.
@ariaflame-au
10 ай бұрын
And want more data, because might be other countries stealth craft so don’t want to stigmatise pilots reporting
@balmybull7852
10 ай бұрын
@codyluna7065 Even funded militaries are not omniscient, sometimes we see stuff and are genuinely like "well we don't know what that is but it hasn't killed anyone we think so we good". Maybe that's less blase
@codyluna7065
10 ай бұрын
@@ariaflame-au sure. But also "represents potential technology based on observed aerodynamic and navigational abilities that currently don't exist because of a limit of our understanding of physics" i.e. no airfoils, no discernable propulsion systems, and high-G maneuverability that not only is impossible for humans to survive, but that our current airframe structural technologies would not be able to withstand without dramatic structural failure. If it's another country, their technology is frighteningly advanced.
@codyluna7065
10 ай бұрын
@@balmybull7852 you're neglecting the fact that we have radar data and observational reports from highly trained and credible pilots that these objects are demonstrating capabilities human beings don't possess.
@jamesalgovary63
9 ай бұрын
Saying aliens are real is like saying we are all gonna die one day..... it doesn't change the fact that it is what it is and we may never understand it
@Samuel_S_Hirsch
8 ай бұрын
Agreed!!
@thatniqqakevin644
6 ай бұрын
with all the galaxies out there, you’d be a fool with a bald head and glasses to think aliens ARENT real, they’re definitely there
@danno1111
10 ай бұрын
He says he preferred the term "non human biologics" for the things he's talking about, which would incidentally apply to a cat, or a grasshopper, or a slime mold.
@codyluna7065
10 ай бұрын
...that can fly an interstellar/interdimensional off-world craft..you left that part out
@mrelephant2283
10 ай бұрын
@@codyluna7065yeah but he presented no evidence and has a history of mental illness Aliens aren’t confirmed lol
@ugandanknuckles3429
10 ай бұрын
@@codyluna7065they often use test animals like cats and dogs for experimental aircraft. (They are on autopilot/remote control)
@Cheesepuff8
10 ай бұрын
@@codyluna7065 I don’t think he said that they have proof it came from space Also non-human could mean animal test pilot, biological computer, or anything like that
@codyluna7065
10 ай бұрын
@@Cheesepuff8 he actually said that they were more likely not trans-galactic but 'trans-dimensional' meaning they didn't fly here in a spaceship from millions of light years away.
@ppgamer69epic54
10 ай бұрын
The government is putting this in my algorithm to cover up the cover up
@josephjagusah8668
10 ай бұрын
to be clear the government absolutely said aliens were real. they were just lying.
@elitecereal
10 ай бұрын
it's always the government 😒
@stanleybochenek1862
10 ай бұрын
Exactly
@stanleybochenek1862
10 ай бұрын
Government will always cover up something they act so innocent in the end but we should have a good understanding what type of shit they are up to.
@rocky1raquel
10 ай бұрын
Which cover up? Comments being deleted here…
@FirstIdeasOnly
9 ай бұрын
Or maybe that's how they trick us into thinking that aliens arent real? Reverse psychology 😂 Aliens Exist!
@bigzoinks93
5 ай бұрын
This dude is the alien 😂
@skrymerU
10 ай бұрын
He didn't even say they had alien remains, he said non human remains. They could have found Laika or more likely some lab rat.
@suchnothing
10 ай бұрын
He DID say that they have space craft that are not from planet earth. He didn't see it though. He just knows some guys in the government who allegedly saw it. Honestly, the way he talked about it, it sounded like some guy he knows was like "yeah we found a really messed up aircraft, no idea where it came from. It was weird. Never seen anything like it on earth." And this nut was like "ALIENS!" when in reality, it could have been Chinese, Russian, or some cockamamie contraption superglued together by Florida Man.
@aSpectrumofDorky
10 ай бұрын
@@suchnothingI need you know how beautiful your last sentence is. Like, it could’ve been straight out of a sitcom. Golden. Poetic. Art.
@livewiiiiire
10 ай бұрын
@@suchnothing he also said that those people claimed to have the pilot of the non-earth space craft. Which definitely alluded to aliens, but I don't think the government has an alien dead body or smth. I just thought that was the most eyebrow raising thing he said.
@misterno-ice-guy8082
10 ай бұрын
"Non-human remains" could refer to a frozen hunk of airplane dookie
@soulextinguisher
10 ай бұрын
he actually said non human biologics. Which is the wrong term but when clarified by the judge she questioned whether there were alien bodies and he said yes.
@jessephoenix6099
10 ай бұрын
My favourite was seeing how my friends responded to this "news" and were too deep in debt to care 😂
@Babinkley
10 ай бұрын
Tell them to stop buying things they don't need. That is the best way to get out of debt.
@JrIcify
10 ай бұрын
@@Babinkleymom's basement dweller
@yazanhawari4441
10 ай бұрын
@@Babinkleypick up a personal finance book
@TheGong00zler
10 ай бұрын
@@Babinkleystudent loan debt to get a degree to get any well paying job???
@TrentYakle
10 ай бұрын
Is this a popular troll, or are people really so brainless you think 'news' is solely the popular thing people are talking about. "they are trying to distract us with this, I got real issues" bro its just the dumb popular thing, go read a newspaper, browse a news website, there is a lot of news lol
@Dannyisgreatful
6 ай бұрын
Everything you said in this video is exactly what an alien would say. 👽
@devmanify
8 ай бұрын
I believed in aliens until the government started looking into them lol
@realitynowassigned
10 ай бұрын
"but since I know that you know that I poisoned the cup, you would've certainly switched them. But since you know that I know that you know that I poisoned the cup..."
@patriciaobrien6600
10 ай бұрын
Yay Princess Bride!! 😂😂😂
@alancrawford3189
10 ай бұрын
HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA-💀
@seanhazelwood3311
10 ай бұрын
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@nikig0418
10 ай бұрын
EPIC 😂
@jojough8283
10 ай бұрын
@@nikig0418 anybody wanna peanut?
@gg-dy6cf
10 ай бұрын
they also said theyd forgive student loans lmao
@Alphabunsquad
10 ай бұрын
They still are doing that
@mandarinduck
10 ай бұрын
@@Alphabunsquadnot in the same way because the Supreme Court struck it down
@Ojja78
10 ай бұрын
Last I heard a couple weeks ago, 800,000 people have already gotten their loans forgiven.
@xX1Mankrik3Xx
10 ай бұрын
@@Ojja78Were these also people that should've had their loans forgiven under laws that have already been in place for almost 50 years? Because I have not heard of a single soul getting $20,000 off their loans who actually finished getting a degree from an accredited school which is what this administration promised.
@Deboned_butter
10 ай бұрын
@@xX1Mankrik3XxThey tried to get the policy through, but the Supreme Court shut it down. Blame the Supreme Court if you’re mad about it…
@aaronbradford736
7 ай бұрын
I just love how a portion of the country went "woah woah woah, this isn't about them, this is about you."
@hunglecrungle6398
10 ай бұрын
If there was a frog that could do a kickflip and the government proving with scientific evidence that aliens are real, I'd be more interested in the frog
@facelesshalo5174
10 ай бұрын
Finally someone is addressing it. This has been driving me crazy and I've had so many friends keep questioning me about it.
@raydavison4288
10 ай бұрын
Professor Simon Holland has been saying this since what's his name started the media rounds.
@ZZubZZero
10 ай бұрын
As someone from the EU, your country is batshit crazy 😂😂😂
@facelesshalo5174
10 ай бұрын
@@raydavison4288Well my good sir Professor Simon Holland has just earned a lot of views from me.
@marioman1242
10 ай бұрын
Why are they questioning you? Are you the foremost authority on aliens in your friend group?
@facelesshalo5174
10 ай бұрын
@@marioman1242 Technically yes. But only by extension that I'm the only person in my friend group with a passion and interest in Space and Physics so they tend to ask me questions about "Space" which generally includes Aliens.
@jamesthecarguy1790
10 ай бұрын
The government - “ No one’s gonna believe you anyway sooooo.”
@toxikskull258
10 ай бұрын
Sad how it works lol
@jennacalifornia8889
10 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking lol
@matrixphijr
10 ай бұрын
People: *believe him anyway*
@DBcooper420
10 ай бұрын
Here for this, ppl think they know everything when no one does.
@jennacalifornia8889
10 ай бұрын
@@matrixphijr Some ppl do but they are the minority, and get labelled as gullible weirdos by the mainstream
@alexevans4877
7 ай бұрын
Errm, Sorry sweetie, The Real Hank Has Hair! I swear these aliens aren't even trying.
@Divadtube
9 ай бұрын
He says this with the most perfect egg head dome Ive ever seen. HES ONE OF THEM PEOPLE😂
@timothyammons9011
10 ай бұрын
“We can neither confirm nor deny.” 🤣
@Nevyn515
10 ай бұрын
“Did you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?” “I can neither confirm nor deny” “Go wash your hands.”
@florinalinmarginean1135
10 ай бұрын
I mean, if this ex-government employee came to me, a current government employee, and asked me if he can say aliens are real I'd be thinking: "what the fuck is this guy on about?" The response: "yeah sure dude, you can say aliens are real. But don't divulge classified content, it's illegal and it will get you in trouble" Honestly, it just sounded like good advice lmao
@AlexFarleyMusic
10 ай бұрын
"but we definitely WON'T confirm"
@givemeyourballs5736
10 ай бұрын
I may be reading a bit too deep into this but, wouldn’t it be the perfect cover up to say that aliens are real so people think that aliens aren’t real? Like if the government says aliens are real then people think they aren’t real because they figure the government wouldn’t tell people they have aliens, then people wouldn’t believe they have aliens so if they do, nobody would ever figure it out. TLDR: reverse, reverse psychology
@andrewextravaganza8796
10 ай бұрын
Iirc, he was advocating for more government transparency, and saying "aliens are real" was just a tactic to be like "you can't disprove this due to our lack of transparency."
@flclhack
10 ай бұрын
and he was BEGGING congress to do its own investigations! he said don’t just trust me, follow the money. what did AOC say in the hearing, that 5% of the defense budget is missing each year?
@nonaide
10 ай бұрын
@@flclhackif that's true that's like 40 billion dollars, that's insane
@bobkoroua
10 ай бұрын
@@flclhackit's not missing its unaccounted for, that is two different things. There are hundreds of things that would be super shady that people wouldn't want to account for. We don't need aliens to explain " missing" MIC money.
@liamsloan5410
10 ай бұрын
@nonaide the pentagon has failed all of its recent audits. It cant account for up to 50% of its spending...
@k.a.u.4599
10 ай бұрын
O H
@kylekelly2649
9 ай бұрын
Hank..... i FUCKING LOVE YOU!❤❤😂😂😂
@jamie_amaru
7 ай бұрын
People dont understand how serious the consequences are for leaking actually classified information
@Brandonparanormal562
7 ай бұрын
Right lol😂 there’s real fear behind these whistle blowers
@Midnight24435
10 ай бұрын
I used to be a classification advisory officer (2010-2016, US Air Force active duty). That big report that was released a while back basically said "We can't say it's aliens, but.... what we can say is our $40+ million dollar Raytheon / Lockheed radar systems have acquired positive, persistent lock-on(s) to UAPs that sometimes behaved in manners inconsistent with any known nation's technologies, and to expand on that, these UAPs move in ways that no known material (naturally occurring or man-made) can withstand without total destruction of the material. Also, we have a huge stigma against reporting encounters with these UAP phenomenon, we should probably fix that."
@homsterluder5364
10 ай бұрын
he didn't even say that aliens are real he just said they found "non human biologics" which could be anything
@Deboned_butter
10 ай бұрын
@@homsterluder5364I have a non-human biologic stored in my house. 2, actually. Adorable things they are. They wag their tails when they’re happy and all.
@homsterluder5364
10 ай бұрын
@@Deboned_butter i also happen to have a non-human biologic in my house and sometimes a whole herd gathers around on the field outside my window
@hedgehog3180
10 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be honest to me this whole thing just sounds like a way to cover up the fact that the US government spent millions on faulty equipment. Like they've done similar things before, in 1982 a Tomahawk missile was accidentally fired from a Danish frigate due to the fire control electronics being faulty. The missile was armed and headed towards Copenhagen but luckily hurt no one and the missile just struck and unoccupied summer home. The US led investigation however decided to put all of the blame on the captain of the frigate who was completely innocent so as to cover up the fact that their missile didn't work. It was only due to the work of investigative journalists that this was discovered. The captain had even been court martialed and everything.
@ccsx222
10 ай бұрын
@@hedgehog3180wow I never knew about that
@JustAboutToEat
10 ай бұрын
Mistrust in the government is so great that saying aliens are real is the best thing you can do if you have aliens. Because they'd assume your lying. 😂
@kay-collins
10 ай бұрын
Right! 😂 I thought they were real but if the government did come out & admit it I’d suddenly be much much more skeptical 😂
@thefracturedbutwhole5475
10 ай бұрын
*you're
@PitLord777
9 ай бұрын
A really great boon for a government, indeed. They don't need to spend anything for cover-ups since they're so untrustworthy that they ironically have a stranglehold on the truth. Reporter: "The government put nanomachines in the water!" Civilian: "Oh crap!" Government: "Yes, we confirm that we put nanomachines in the water." Civilian: "...Did you now?"
@BilliamLegacy
8 ай бұрын
They know that people who say they believe in aliens immediately loose all credibility.
@maryrudy3544
10 ай бұрын
Unless the aliens are coming to give us free electricity, I don’t care.
@Treblaine
10 ай бұрын
"Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it" - that alien guy's lawyer.
@ndvak13
10 ай бұрын
His lawyer is the former Intelligence Community Inspector General. Head of intelligence community “police”.
@WheezingCheetah
10 ай бұрын
@@ndvak13 your point?
@Drennis
10 ай бұрын
@@WheezingCheetahpoint is he's not really 'some random alien guy' bro
@malcolm32
10 ай бұрын
That's exactly what they want you to think, Hank! You're playing right into their hands! Quick, put on this tinfoil hat!
@aurora1445
10 ай бұрын
What if Hank is part of the cover up
@jordan9604
10 ай бұрын
@@aurora1445And he got cancer by going too close to the alien's radioactive engine for the mothership? Things are starting to add up!
@ningkon3787
10 ай бұрын
I mean thinking aliens exist isn't crazy the universe is absolutely unfathomably gigantic, however, thinking the government would have their technology or even be able to speak to them is a little unreasonable. ON THE OTHER HAND, when a government which has been saying they do not exist for 60 years says something along the lines of "there UAP's and we don't know where they came from and no human has anything near the level of sophistication or technological resources over the last 60 years to create the affirmation UAP's. But we're not saying aliens exist." I might be inclined to believe they're saying as much as they can.
@brianplumlee6238
10 ай бұрын
For some reason I read this in dale gribbles voice. 😂
@wome1542
8 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how the images of “aliens” that surfaced are exactly like how we imagined them when we made them in pop culture movies
@fallonvandrunen4336
10 ай бұрын
We are looking for the aliens. But we are the aliens. 🤨
@thedarkercarter
10 ай бұрын
"Its never aliens till its aliens"
@Fleischkopf
10 ай бұрын
Thats what i thought
@N0TYALC
10 ай бұрын
(Which it never, ever is)
@mvzan672
10 ай бұрын
I genuinely hope you’re doing well Hank. Keep fighting.
@noam6042
10 ай бұрын
Hank is actually in complete remission! 🎉
@cheesypies5166
10 ай бұрын
@@noam6042 yaaaay :)
@zen6455
10 ай бұрын
Damn i thought he was just cooking meth…
@baconscoobysnacks3135
10 ай бұрын
@@zen6455wow youre a real POS and proud of it too. So edgy im sure
@zatty232
10 ай бұрын
Broooo 💀💀💀💀
@fraseavila779
9 ай бұрын
It's almost elections season, they just needed something to keep everyone distracted 😂
@johnjingle8427
9 ай бұрын
And if the government said, "we're here to help ".... would you believe it😅
@screenname6829
10 ай бұрын
If the government told me the sky was blue and water was wet id let my tap run and go outside just to check
@ZeldaboyOG
10 ай бұрын
As someone who has been working in a corporate environment for near a decade, the exact wording of how things are said are just as important as what exactly wasn't said. So I think Hank's take of this is 100% accurate.
@Rvh1
10 ай бұрын
JESSE! WE NEED TO COOK!
@Joshifyed
9 ай бұрын
Dude I'm looking at an alien right now
@Goosedestroy
9 ай бұрын
😂
@Joshifyed
9 ай бұрын
Didn't know you were sick. My bad
@CloveCrochets
10 ай бұрын
Clearly hank works for the government and is trying to cover it up
@user-vf6km4sf2r
10 ай бұрын
Idk if he’s trying to cover it up but he most definitely has ties to the government if you didn’t know
@dumbtch-lk5yr
10 ай бұрын
it’s gotta be reverse physiology we all know the government wanted it out
@Bluebloods7
10 ай бұрын
Notice how he immediately went to "alien bodies" ...he knows.
@stonedsasquatch
10 ай бұрын
Hank is on the team and playing coverup
@slug-bait
10 ай бұрын
@@user-vf6km4sf2rTies to the government? How?
@PersonalPariah
10 ай бұрын
"Are aliens real?" "I can't stop you from saying that they are." "You heard it here first! Aliens real!"
@DrScherzo
8 ай бұрын
“You can’t prevent people from saying things that aren’t top secret or classified just cause they’re not true.” Oh how I wish you could
@iplaywhatiwant3738
6 ай бұрын
People shocked that a government knows about aliens are just bad at math.
@voltsu
10 ай бұрын
Hank would make a cool alien.
@jackvoltzmusic
10 ай бұрын
yea
@batbee7427
10 ай бұрын
"Would"?
@voltsu
10 ай бұрын
@@batbee7427 yeah he would, any further objections?
@batbee7427
10 ай бұрын
@@voltsu 🤨Ok, I'll explain the joke, since you jumped to taking offense. I said "Would?" in quotes and with a question mark to imply Hank was, in fact, an alien. It wasn't an objection, it was in support of your comment, and you kind of took the fun out of the banter. This is why I shouldn't bother talking to people on the internet. To whine some more; it's always the edutainment KZitem channels that have hyper-reactionary commenters looking for a fight. Which really detracts from the whole fostering intelligence, communication, and comedy purpose of their channels. Thanks. Ruined my day. Gonna go beat my imaginary red-headed step-child now. Why do red-headed step-children get all the beatings? Is it because of the hyphens?
@voltsu
10 ай бұрын
@@batbee7427 aw thanks for explaining it to me
@TheFiddleFaddle
10 ай бұрын
I worked in military intelligence for a good long time. I had guys with security clearances tell me aliens were real. These were the same guys who told me Brad Pitt attended their sister's wedding and they danced with Kylie Minogue at a night club.
@taylorclark3754
10 ай бұрын
I believe you 😮
@spentcasing3990
10 ай бұрын
Sounds legit
@jenninemorel7693
10 ай бұрын
...and don't forget about the pool on top of the white house or the 10 lane bowling alley in the basement...🤔🧐🙄
@mrplayfulshade1038
10 ай бұрын
Hardly a fair comparison, aliens are a serious subject. The latter is not. These are not at all related to the credit of their claims. So...nice try
@hope1575
10 ай бұрын
@jenninemorel7693 wait, I'm pretty sure the bowling alley is real though
@the1tigglet
10 ай бұрын
Okay I was like WHO TF IS THIS? when I first saw you without hair! LOL Talk about a shock to the system!
@ONEROUNDLEFT
9 ай бұрын
The government said aliens are real. I was there.
@paulbunyangonewild7596
10 ай бұрын
Well now I need to have someone animate hanks face opening up to reveal a tiny hank at a little control deck.
@chiguirolover77
10 ай бұрын
damn
@unicornkitteh5332
10 ай бұрын
Id like to know the thought process of how THIS video made you arrive at that conclusion. Dont get me wrong, i love it. But like..... how did this video inspire that? 😂
@lofkii
10 ай бұрын
@@unicornkitteh5332 cause he was saying aliens aren't real, it'd be very ironic if he himself was an alien
@Toni300
10 ай бұрын
when the government trolls the internet:
@jensenraylight8011
10 ай бұрын
Government: Alien is real. now give me more of your hard earned tax money so that i could feed them
@tomcat5151
10 ай бұрын
Election season is coming up...
@boanoah6362
8 ай бұрын
I'll believe aliens are real the exact second I see a peer reviewed study of an alien specimen.
@spyker_aileron
9 ай бұрын
If aliens are real you best believe I’m getting on that space boat and leaving this trash ball behind. And i won’t even hesitate.
@Sp4rt4nSl4ya
10 ай бұрын
My thing is that statement came out right after a bunch of other controversy and dubious deeds of certain people came to light, and everyone was talking about these things, then comes random Gman talking about aliens being real and then the general chatter shifted to that, it was almost certainly a poorly thought out distraction play
@PeachysMom
10 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why people didn’t see that. It was so obvious to me, especially when the testimony was such a vague nothing burger with no urgency whatsoever.
@Sp4rt4nSl4ya
10 ай бұрын
@@PeachysMom the mob will always drift to the next thing
@treefer6
10 ай бұрын
I never saw anything about the hearings on TV, but saw the coverage of Hunter Biden front and center
@RF_N
10 ай бұрын
@@PeachysMommorons can only hear what they want to hear.
@terranovarubacha5473
10 ай бұрын
I'm not from the United States, what (and who) was attention shifted away from?
@danielnolt3518
10 ай бұрын
Hank: Aliens aren't real Half the Comments: So basically Aliens are real
@stephenmadl5609
9 ай бұрын
"crafts with non-human biologics" could mean a drone with a gerbil in it.
@XXSUCESSVIBEZXX_Official
7 ай бұрын
BRO IS LOOKING LIKE AN ALIEN! 😂😂😂😂😂
@thedandelionranger
10 ай бұрын
We fail to recognize the alien presence of the vegetable world all around us.
@nyxian_grid
10 ай бұрын
they always expect metal ships! why not a space flower?
@samuelromero5786
10 ай бұрын
@@nyxian_gridI too want to be sucked into a flying space flower
@zzzcocopepe
10 ай бұрын
@@nyxian_gridlike in the Saga comic
@amberg4131
10 ай бұрын
The said aliens are real: means they arnt….. Notice they never mentioned anything about space time travel. These arnt aliens , it’s future generations trying to prevent a huge world wide destruction. And I know I sound paranoid,(Probably am) but with these huge floods all in China and the actions of Us and China at Taiwans sea area, tensions with North Korea, there’s some spot I can’t recall which that they ordered all Us citizens out of: just feels like some huge pile of crap is coming. Ai could likely solve these internal politics but the sad part of most of the US politics is predatory in regards to smaller undeveloped countries. We did it to South Korea and even in the movie Falcon and the Snowman, it shows how far the line goes.
@RedWhiteAndBlue4evr1
10 ай бұрын
For any Fire in the Sky believers out there: I used to work for a large paper company. They shut down a paper mill in Arizona and some of the workers transfered to my mill. One became my shift foreman. His name was Chris and he was close to retirement. One night on 3rd, a few of us were talking about the movie when the foreman walked in. He heard our topic and chuckled. I asked him if he had heard of the movie. He laughed and said he not only heard of it, but that's where his mill had been... Snowflake, AZ... where the supposed abduction took place. I asked what he knew. He saud it was common knowledge that the guys had popped acid that day. And as anyone who has taken that stiff can tell you, you are HIGHLY open to suggestion. One guy said he saw a flying saucer so the others conjured one up too. 😂😂 Thats why they all passed the polygraph. The dumb cops didnt think to ask questions other than the basics. "Did you see a flying saucer?" YES! 😂😂😂 As far as their brains were concerned, they did see a flying saucer. There just wasnt actually one. The Travis guy got out of the truck then the driver got spooked and left him. Travis overheated as people do on hallucinogens sometimes so he stripped down, lost his clothes, then luckily made it back into town a few days later. Thats why the guys went to a bar instead of to the police to report him missing. They were high. 😂 And thats why Travis called his buddy when he got back into town instead of the cops. Chris said people there dont talk about it because the tourists are good for business. He also said he had to fire a couple of those guys for drug abuse over the years when they took jobs at the mill.
@kidomniman8635
10 ай бұрын
Sounds about right. Not much proof of aliens visiting earth out there but there is endless proof of dudes using drugs in the woods and freaking out. Happens all the time. I've even seen it myself while sober and watching people who are high. Usually they just believe the trees are sentient though.
@raydavison4288
10 ай бұрын
I have taken Acid hundreds of times and I can assure you that you don't have THOSE kinds of hallucinations no matter how high a dose you take. 😂
@kidomniman8635
10 ай бұрын
@@raydavison4288 well then, aliens must exist and abduct people because you've never never had that exact hallucination while on acid. Good thing we have you as the utmost expert on acid to inform us that it can't happen to anyone because it hasn't happened to you. Seriously though, the guy saw some lights in the sky while high on acid so it would be pretty foolish to completely discount him being high as affecting what he saw. I've never done acid myself but I've seen people on acid mistake Christmas decorations in the distance as a magical portal. You can't rely on the senses of someone on a hallucinogenic drug to determine the truth of what they saw.
@n9thegr9
10 ай бұрын
@@raydavison4288I was about to say, that’s not how acid works haha
@gjallahorn4086
10 ай бұрын
People believing people without evidence. The problem goes both ways. Here’s an example of it.
@AudioReplica2023
10 ай бұрын
We already have aliens between us. Now, extraterrestrial beings we do not.
@user-gm6bp6om7k
8 ай бұрын
*Alien Theorists:* *But have you seen the Joe Rogan Podcast?!!!*
@zicrodium7544
10 ай бұрын
I got an alien trapped inside my basement. Well actually the door is opened and he's free to leave whenever, but I gave him Mountain Dew Code Red and just like a Victorian child he succumbed to it and now is recovering from cardiac arrest. Hope he gets well soon 🤞
@shrimpson123
10 ай бұрын
fucked him up with the red 40
@daftzilla
10 ай бұрын
Why does this seem like a plotline from American Dad
@once.upon.a.time.
10 ай бұрын
Have you tried giving him 5 Gum? I hear that's good for that kind of thing 🙂
@elliangi
10 ай бұрын
You can't trick us, Terry. They literally made a whole tv show called 'Solar Opposites' about you.
@silkenaria
10 ай бұрын
This . 😂
@samuelpenney5925
10 ай бұрын
this is cold but gold 😂❤
@Marder_IFV
10 ай бұрын
@@samuelpenney5925what
@colin8696908
10 ай бұрын
Now dump them over with an English accent.
@Syeico
10 ай бұрын
@@samuelpenney5925transfag
@Samuel_S_Hirsch
8 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the day when the alien bodies are irrefutably revealed and I get to see people's shocked reactions.
@jamesfitzgerald3809
9 ай бұрын
Wow that was really good logic. Said not sarcasticly.
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