What if Jihadis decided to go the Jehova's Witnesses route...
@ALWhiteAuthor
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder Fundip is such a chameleon! I didn't even recognize him in the beard! The uni-brows... I watch pretty much everything you do but I really do enjoy these style of vids. Comedy with a message. If I still lived in Ypsi, I'd make an effort to shake your hand at some point. Love what you do, Steven. Please be ever vigilant. One day, some whackadoodle is going to try to make good on those death threats. You carry 24/7 yes?
@solarwarriorkek
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder Dude, I love this idea and all, but you need to get your facts/rhetoric straight. Sunnis practice the 3x divorce bullshit, and the Shiias practice the temporary marriage thing. And they are extremely different groups. You should get your facts straight or you will look ignorant. (don't stop doing politically incorrect things though, god forbid)
@MrMuniMula
9 жыл бұрын
HagalazVA Where did he say the 3 times divorce thing was shia?
@solarwarriorkek
9 жыл бұрын
He is equating the Shiia with the Sunni. No muslim would ever practice both at the same time. I'm not being pro-islam by any stretch, just pointing out a fact that might help you in future debates.
@solarwarriorkek
9 жыл бұрын
In fact, the Sunni consider the temp marriage thin g a form of pagan prostitution. If you guys are gonna go against Islamic scholars, please be properly equipped. (it's not a hard fight, and you can use sectarianism against them)
@majortom3506
9 жыл бұрын
This was more than just a funny KZitem video. To me, this is a bold stance for freedom of speech. God bless you, Mr. Crowder!
@nooked23
9 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Newton i agree if you should be able to openly mock everything equally. islamaphobia is so rampant, and people are so scared to be seen as insensitive to muslims.
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
***** oh shut up.
@fuckislamfuckallahfuckmuha1714
9 жыл бұрын
***** fuck islam and fuck allah mohammad sucks my dick i wipe my ass off with the quaran
@Yesica1993
9 жыл бұрын
***** So you support jihad, eh? I hope your account is deleted by KZitem!
@majortom3506
9 жыл бұрын
Yesica1993 Hi, Yesica. I miss my pink hair. By the way, have you gone on David Wood's Acts17 website?
@pancakespushups4318
9 жыл бұрын
That allah shit when he pulls the machete is hella funny
@brainstorm4207
6 жыл бұрын
memba 2 years ago when people said hella?
@PaperbackDreamsMusic
6 жыл бұрын
BrainStorm4207 I membaa
@brainstorm4207
6 жыл бұрын
someone hasn't seen south park....geez get the stick outta your ass
@justpressplay4231
6 жыл бұрын
Alaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@franceshaypenny8481
9 жыл бұрын
.♪ ♫ Allaaah...♪ ♫ ( *Holds up machete* ) LOL! Love it.
@franceshaypenny8481
9 жыл бұрын
Abraham Albloshi Yes, _everybody knows_ this.
@peterposto8984
9 жыл бұрын
Abraham Albloshi The Moon God of the Arabs.
@AccountWasHacked
9 жыл бұрын
Abraham Albloshi Allah is the pagan moon god of the Arabians; Allah does not mean God in Arabic (that being confirmed by two or more moslems even admitting so)!
@AccountWasHacked
9 жыл бұрын
Jesus of quran is not the Jesus of the Bible! The quran Jesus (Isa) is a false Jesus!
@anaksugtausug9821
9 жыл бұрын
AccountWasHacked İsa in arabic, Jesus in english
@LolLol-ch7sl
9 жыл бұрын
In sweden this is probably illegal.
@lurker1245
5 жыл бұрын
True, they probably just plain blocked his entire channel lol
@marcus7049
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, we can see it. However if a swede did a similar video he would most certainly be charged for our "hate against ethnic group" law.
@annakorczak4478
4 жыл бұрын
iBiana Doubt France? Probably not
@animebrat76
8 жыл бұрын
Lol! More reasons why to have a gun right next to the door!
@cloroxbleach5359
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@andrewrowzee5411
7 жыл бұрын
alex poole damn right
@isaacmiraldi9168
7 жыл бұрын
alex poole murica f*** yea
@Ryan-nv2wp
6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RekzysTheTitan
6 жыл бұрын
you should keep a rn-50 with apit rounds next to the door.
@TPQ1980
7 жыл бұрын
If Islam has done one good thing, it has united all good people against it and minimised the differences between us. It's amazing how good people can overlook the differences between one another when faced with a common threat to our way of life.
@piomicron5835
6 жыл бұрын
Uh-uh. Lots of the west is wholly in support of it.
@asaadbobby1
6 жыл бұрын
Your way of life has a 10 B people capacity.
@bobross4616
5 жыл бұрын
@@piomicron5835 yeeeeeeeeeeeep. Tons, actually.
@SomeRandomDude000000
9 жыл бұрын
lost my shit when you said "you are homosexual?" and fundip said "very"
@KarrensMan69
9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit!! I laughed my ass off when the bearded dude lifted the machete at 1:07
@FreakyPhilch
3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@deathcamp1
9 жыл бұрын
Religion of peace guys
@bllasae
9 жыл бұрын
Behead those who disagree.
@tamerdp
9 жыл бұрын
***** but do it peacefully
@jasonschneider5293
9 жыл бұрын
It's the religion of pieces...like a severed head there another foot over there....oh look a hand
@HumamZaman
9 жыл бұрын
mcboberson bob Maybe these 'jihadists' exist, but this is not Islam. They said things which are absolutely against Islam. I would recommend you to read the Quran by yourself. Instead of listening to others opinion, get your own. Best of luck!
@HumamZaman
9 жыл бұрын
***** That is incorrect. If that was Islam, Our prophet would have decapitated his Uncle first. But instead they had great love and respect for one another.
@ilq00477able
9 жыл бұрын
"I am creepy for sure..." LOL I lost it right there
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
ilq00477able haha I thought he stole the scene with that line.
@aussieannie1974
9 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. feel bad for the goat. XD
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
+Auslynn fragoso Don't we all?
@aussieannie1974
8 жыл бұрын
Puglous oh no! we have to save All the goats!
@christopherm487
6 жыл бұрын
Did I miss a goat somewhere in this video?
@CatholicismRules
6 жыл бұрын
The guy on the left is attracted to goats. 2:10 "He loves goats!"
@christopherm487
6 жыл бұрын
Jack hahahahahahahahahhahahaha "he loves goats; who knew?!??!?!" Lmaooooo thanks for the time stamp
@Fyrehawk21
9 жыл бұрын
My dear god, i completely lost it at the end! Excellent work Steven, keep up the great work!
@Hopeofmen
9 жыл бұрын
Well, time to let the death threats roll in. Awesome video, Steven. Is that FunDip?
@standin4life
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to him.
@stewwashere8963
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@alwcurlz
5 жыл бұрын
@Provocateur Hahahahah!!
@I_got_the_keys
5 жыл бұрын
No one cares about clowns and everyone know Steven is the biggest clown looking for attention. He even gone gay to get paid. Canadian smh
@TehDalek
5 жыл бұрын
@Abdiaziz Farah lmao dude it is a joke. Steven is happily married to a woman for your information.
@RealitySurvival
9 жыл бұрын
You crack me up dude! Awesome vid!
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks dude. Been around for a while or a first timer?
@RealitySurvival
9 жыл бұрын
I watch occasionally. Listen to the Podcast once in a while as well.
@AtheniCuber
8 жыл бұрын
Where can I get the 'allaaaaah' sound clip?
@deepmishra2018
7 жыл бұрын
raqa
@idontcarei
7 жыл бұрын
whats raqa?
@deepmishra2018
7 жыл бұрын
id I have no idea :P
@idontcarei
7 жыл бұрын
twduwi
@nerddoctor8505
7 жыл бұрын
Fallujah.. Mosul ..tikrit
@TheKaffeeKlatsch
9 жыл бұрын
I'll take, "Constitutional Satire" for $200, Alex
@airbomb34
9 жыл бұрын
State of The art unibrow visual effects. The production quality of this video is top notch. Keep up the good work.
@aidenbernal6611
8 жыл бұрын
I am Jehovah's witness and that was pretty funny
@GregCalleja
6 жыл бұрын
aiden bernal I feel so terrible for laughing bro 😂
@elistover
6 жыл бұрын
Gawain Sillyness Studio There's a lengthy answer to that. I'll just give you a short and simple version. In Isaiah 43:10 Jehovah declares the nation of Israel his witnesses. This has to do with clearing up the issue of universal sovrenty, which was presented by Satan in the garden of Eden. It's not that we witnessed Jehovah (Because of course none of us have seen God). Rather, it's that we testify as witnesses to the sanctity of Jehovah's name, so that Jehovah can reply to Satan's challenge. It's like a big court case! I hope that makes sense. It's kinda hard to anwnser without writing you an essay haha!
@empireplumbing5871
6 жыл бұрын
kodomo 98 good explanation couldn’t have put it better. And this video is hilarious even though if they went the jw route they wouldn’t be killing people lol.
@isaiah6032
6 жыл бұрын
You’re in a cult
@empireplumbing5871
6 жыл бұрын
Isaiah how is being a Jehovah’s Witness a cult?
@wndrwmn72a44
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! I love how you combine comedy while educating the masses on political matters! You're truly a comedic genius as well as an intelligent individual!🇺🇸
@JamesSOCO2006
9 жыл бұрын
Someday, someone is going to make the Islamic version of 'Life of Brian'.
@steviebrochdale
6 жыл бұрын
That's a movie I want to see.
@EzerEben
5 жыл бұрын
It may take some centuries before we see the muslim Life of Brian without London being burned down... at the rate it took for Christianity to become tolerably civil and, given that Islam is 600 years newer, Seriously, imagine LoB as a theatrical play in 1418 Western Europe. What forms of torture would have been used by the Church to make an example out of the cast of Monty Python?
@josiahhezekiah5505
8 жыл бұрын
Got a Black friend. He lives near one of the only 4 mosque in my city. He said so allah‘s witnesses came by his house. I told him to keep a close eye on his kids.
@mickvk
9 жыл бұрын
That was really REALLY well done. The scripting and timing was great!
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
mickvk Thanks amigo!
@katylake212
9 жыл бұрын
Now THIS was good! "Ahhhhhlaaaaaaa..." LOL!
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
katylake212 glad you got a kick out of it.
@katylake212
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder Oh, I wasn't clear. I loved the entire thing. The detail is great, and it's actually FUNNY (not that you aren't, but a lot of attempts at this kind of humor just fall flat.) I'm sharing it among my crazy ass rightwing friends. :)
@AdeToz
9 жыл бұрын
I Love fun dip's accent..."Truly he has"
@bassmandanmartin3700
9 жыл бұрын
AdeToz LOL, I've got to work on my accent. My Ringo is spot on, though. ;-)
@nikkicaswell2272
9 жыл бұрын
FundipDan Martin So you do have a KZitem! :o
@viKing1428
9 жыл бұрын
You should be more careful with your videos, another U.S. embassy will surely be attacked by offended Muslims :P
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
viKing1428 Ah whatever. I'm already in it now.
@Baasicstuff
9 жыл бұрын
viKing1428 I'm sure he fears our governments reaction more than the Muslims
@JoshuaHults
9 жыл бұрын
viKing1428 if another embassy is bombed, maybe finally then americans will wake up to how much of a threat islam itself is and actually freaking do something. Or you can just do as you are told and loose freedom of speech because a bunch of rejects who swear a pedophile is a prophet flails their arms like spoiled brats until you give them exactly what they want. I mean the choice is simple, but i guess for some air heads they have to think about it.
@viKing1428
9 жыл бұрын
I meant my comment to be a joke, but I guess it didn't come off that way. My bad for the confusion.
@JoshuaHults
9 жыл бұрын
viKing1428 oh you have to write that man, so many liberals and conservatives alike would say something identical to that and be 100% serious.
@vidatv4433
8 жыл бұрын
as a Jehovah's witness I found this very hilarious!
@amethystsf9960
8 жыл бұрын
+Zen Pulse Same XD
@vidatv4433
8 жыл бұрын
Amethyst SF you're a witness to? Lol
@amethystsf9960
8 жыл бұрын
Zen Pulse yeah, I was raised as one. :)
@MegaNiQ
7 жыл бұрын
same here
@vidatv4433
7 жыл бұрын
***** see you a witness
@asomnss
9 жыл бұрын
cap still on crappy gerber machette '' ALLAHHHH"
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
+kieron latch hahaha I didn't notice that.
@asomnss
9 жыл бұрын
maybe not Gerber but still...funny as hell while also being straight on....definitely gonna have to share this StevenCrowder
@asomnss
7 жыл бұрын
i have the gator jr and while the rubber handle blisters like crazy i must say i cuts quite well.
@jab1187
9 жыл бұрын
OMG this video has to be one of your best so far, I couldn't stop laughing when the music started playing
@JF32304
6 жыл бұрын
Crowder!! LMAO!! Pure genius! These are awesome. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KyleKringle
9 жыл бұрын
"ALLAAAAA--" I love it every time.
@michaelfairbanks1075
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh there was a Muslim ad before this video😂
@RamonaQ
9 жыл бұрын
Do you ever get death threats over these kinds of videos?
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
Ramona Q Hahahaha all the time.
@RamonaQ
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder ( ◡ _ ◡,) Prayers for your safety. (It isn't funny!)
@OxAO
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder Our government isn't doing their job to defend us anymore against Islam. please be careful
@godofdead2
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder You're a great guy. I personally hope nothing bad happens to you. Cheers from Israel.
@genericnews2583
9 жыл бұрын
Ox AO The government is doing what it has taken on as its job, which is the implementation of islam. Obama has been pretty clear about that in a few ways. So much so, its nearly our fault for not believing him.
@zaqzilla1
9 жыл бұрын
I think in real life it would consist more of "DIng dong, Allah Akbar, BOOM!"
@01Mary02
7 жыл бұрын
As an ex-Jehovah's Witness, I found that effing HILARIOUS!!! LOL!
@ItsameAlex
6 жыл бұрын
What are you now?
@JP-hr3xq
9 жыл бұрын
Next time you're in Hawaii, come to the Aloha Snackbar.
@cloroxbleach5159
3 жыл бұрын
😂 I’m one of Jehovah’s witnesses and this was hilarious
@michaal105
Жыл бұрын
Would you consider yourself to be a good person? Well then tell me: How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something (even when you were small. Even from your parents. Even a sweet), and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? One more: Ever disrespected your parents? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer, adulterer-at-heart and rebel, so you're not good enough to go to heaven; that’s how seriously God takes sin. God is holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice; that means that just like a just judge does sentence criminals to pay for the wrong they caused, God sentences the punishment of all sins. No good deeds you've done have removed your sins and you've done many. If a criminal is found guilty and says to the judge that they've changed since then, repented and done many good deeds is the judge going to let them go? No - because that doesn't erase their crimes. And if God were to judge you by the moral law would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? Because of your sins, the answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. And that's why Jesus - the only one who lived a perfect life - came. Because on that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in your place; receiving God’s wrath for sins so that you wouldn't have to. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. Now He's in heaven and one day will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to Him) and trust alone in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross. Believe in Jesus. God has given no other name but the name of Jesus by which men must be saved.
@cloroxbleach5159
Жыл бұрын
@@michaal105 wow… are you ok?
@Mr.E_z
3 жыл бұрын
This made my day. Thanks for the laughs Steven!
@pontusvongeijer8986
9 жыл бұрын
Rofl! This was hillarious! I´m so subed to this channel! XD
@xenomethean9304
8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a liberal to pop up from no where. Great video!
@cbedc1986
9 жыл бұрын
2 thumbs up Crowder!!! God Bless
@youtub2204
4 жыл бұрын
Im a muslim and this is funny😂, i dont support all aspects of the religion
@amitkhare2338
3 жыл бұрын
This is so true 😂😂 One of the best video I have seen on KZitem 🙏 Love from india 🙏🇮🇳
@micahc4709
9 жыл бұрын
how much did you have to pay fun dip to kiss you?
@AdeToz
9 жыл бұрын
20 percent cooler than you I think fun dip does that stuff for free actually...
@turksandwich7538
9 жыл бұрын
AdeToz He is into it.
@bassmandanmartin3700
9 жыл бұрын
20 percent cooler than you I'm salaried, but he did buy me dinner and drinks. ;-)
@bassmandanmartin3700
9 жыл бұрын
AdeToz Dinner and drinks.
@bassmandanmartin3700
9 жыл бұрын
Turk Sandwich Not so much. I prefer Scottish redheads.
@alisanavaz9426
6 жыл бұрын
My dad is a Muslim and my mom is a Jehovah's Witnesses, and I honestly found this video pretty hilarious!
@ursaminor9780
6 жыл бұрын
Alisa Navaz If you don't mind my asking, how did that go for you? As in, which religion were you then brought up in (if either)?
@alisanavaz9426
6 жыл бұрын
Marvel Disneyfan I was raised as “both”, but I identify myself as Christian. My dad has always been tolerant to other religions , therefore my mom was freely preaching hers. (Btw My family is from Russia, but we live in the US)
@sandy1029
6 жыл бұрын
Alisa Navaz Damn I don’t know what to say. I’ll be praying for the WatchTwinTowers
@Larry_Hegs
8 ай бұрын
For over a decade, Crowder has released some of most consistently funny and conservative content out there. He also does the best Trump impression. Come to think of it, he doesn't have less-than-stellar impression.
@llmcbee1875
8 жыл бұрын
Wow. Almost makes me want to go hug a JW. LOL.
@lilianmiramontesjr.7550
6 жыл бұрын
LL Mcbee bring it in buddy! 😂😂😂
@adumbegret1802
6 жыл бұрын
I hug one every day :)
@FedUpAmerican01
7 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious! Thank you for the continuos laughs. Great video!
@inSaneMHU
8 жыл бұрын
Aloha snackbar!
@cyrusjbeast
8 жыл бұрын
💀
@akosikuyzak
7 жыл бұрын
inSaneMHU Explosive content inside! Haha.
@reallyrightpersonafycta4007
5 жыл бұрын
Years old AND this is still funny af.
@WilliamLopez-ys2gs
6 жыл бұрын
Wow and I thought you couldnt get any better then the bob Ross video. Thanks for proving me wrong
@bilalkhan7303
6 жыл бұрын
William Lopez go back to Mexico Lopez illegal immigrant
@ankitaaarya
6 жыл бұрын
dude everytime you upload a video, i get a feeling of relief that this guy is alive, thank god.
@ZM7241994
9 жыл бұрын
I always knew there was something queer between Crowder and FunDip.
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
Zach Myers GUILTY!!
@xxRamD3yruxx
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder I read that in the gayest voice, then I laughed my ass off
@matthew8153
6 жыл бұрын
ʇɥƃᴉɹlɐ ʇou ɯᴉ Roger from American Dad?
@spanishbrideinnz2524
9 жыл бұрын
Love the mono brows, a nice touch :)
@kinghadbar
9 жыл бұрын
May I sing to you? Allllllahhhhhhhh.....
@IFYCRT
3 жыл бұрын
LOL I love how all the terrorists are getting mad LMFAO
@calvinhoward2175
9 жыл бұрын
This is your channel and you should post what you want, If people dont like it they can watch something else, keep going God bless you and stay safe
@josestirtabudi6247
Жыл бұрын
My all-time favorite LWC sketch!
@achille295
8 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm Muslim and I came here cuz the title was so damn funny.
4 жыл бұрын
Greatest video ever created !!!!!
@breadcat6454
9 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to draw Mohammad real quick for everyone 0(_)0
@aaronmathewpanicker6807
5 жыл бұрын
Muhammed the pedophile
@4imee198
5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe now is funnier than 4 yrs ago LOL...
@vsummers33
9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, mocking the Jehovah Witnesses and the Cult of Islam at the same time! Fundip and Crowder, great skit!
@TheSeeyea
9 жыл бұрын
darn it steven, I lost count how many times I watch this
@psykojojo
9 жыл бұрын
Great video Steven, made me lulz. Hey if a muslim ever tells you that jihad is a "spiritual fight" quote Sunan Ibn Majah 2794-It was narrated that Amr bin Abasah said: “I came to the Prophet and said: ‘O Messenger of Allah, which Jihad is best?’ He said: ‘(That of a man) whose blood is shed and his horse is wounded.’”
@jakenorum3815
6 жыл бұрын
Joe Danger that can still mean "spiritual"
@johanneskar4970
3 жыл бұрын
@@jakenorum3815 how again does a Ghost have the ability to ride a horse and has his own blood shed?
@morgandisabato5848
7 жыл бұрын
that beard Is great, especially the mustache part, very clever bit, lol
@blujay1524
9 жыл бұрын
LOL Great ending
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
blujay1524 Gotcha. ;)
@ma-hl4hp
5 жыл бұрын
Your the funniest comedian on KZitem! The ultra conservative prick character is hilarious. I’ve been a fan for years. Any chance you’ll do more “ billy on the street” episodes? You killed it on parks and rec. good work.
@brandonhopkins4493
8 жыл бұрын
As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I think this is one of the funniest parodies ever.
@michaal105
4 жыл бұрын
Are you and I good enough to meet God’s standard of righteousness required? Do we qualify for heaven? He shows us whether or not we do. Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, no matter how small, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God's name in vain/blasphemed, even ‘OMG’? That’s taking the name of the God who gave you life and using it in the place of a cuss word - would you do that with your mother’s name? Have you ever dishonoured your parents? Jesus said whoever looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery in his heart. Have you ever looked with lust? Most people probably have broken all 5 of these commandments. I myself have. I’m not judging you but if you have done these things then you’re a lying, thieving, blasphemous, rebellious adulterer-at-heart by your own admission. That's only 5 of the 10 commandments. God is fully just so he must and will punish every and all sin (which is departure from/rebellion towards God and the conscience) when he judges us. He cannot simply cancel our debt and let us go, or else he would be unjust. If you went into the courtroom and said: ‘Yes Judge, I’ve done these things but I also give money to the Red Cross and volunteer at an old-age home. I try my best to love people’ the judge is not going to take that into consideration. You’ve broken the law; the good you’ve done won’t help at all on the day of judgement. If he judges you by the moral law will you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is Hell. Doesn’t that concern you? But, fortunately, that is not God’s will. He is so loving and merciful, he made a way for you to be forgiven. The Son of God came down as a man, Jesus Christ, and lived a perfect, sinless life, so was the perfect sacrifice. He excruciatingly suffered and died on the cross to pay the FULL debt we owe because of sin; justice is fully done. You and I broke God's law and Jesus paid the fine in his life's blood, being resurrected again 3 days later. That’s why he said “It is finished” on the cross - in other words the debt has been paid. God has the payment ready to go for you. What you need to do is repent (recognising you are a sinner deserving God's punishment, turn to Him. The TRUE God as revealed in the TRUE Bible) and trust ALONE in Jesus for the forgiveness of your sins. Our works can do nothing as by the standard of God’s moral law we fail, but faith in him is enough to save us from all sin - past, present and future! Then though you have grievously offended God, he will forgive you and you will inherit eternal life being reborn in the Holy Spirit when you put your trust in the Lord and saviour. Too, you enter a covenant relationship with God - sonship, and truly I tell you your life will change in his presence. So repent and trust (i.e. Biblical faith), receive the free gift of grace. He redeemed me. God, The King of The Universe, came down as a man. He lived the first 30 years of his life as a poor carpenter then spent the next 3 preaching, healing and saving souls - all the while being persecuted, insulted and hated by his own people - and took the punishment to save our lives. It’s the most amazing love that anyone ever displayed. Christianity’s not just a religion. It's a pure, sweet relationship with God. Because of Jesus, I am now a son of God. He is my dad, and you can be his child too. God loves you. Will you let him come?. . .. . .. . .
@hthrun
9 жыл бұрын
Quick idea for a sketch... (Family having a picnic. Husband and wife sitting on a blanket, kids playing cops and robbers with toy guns. A bystander stomps up) bystander: (angry) You shouldn't let your kids play with guns!!! husband: (smiles) It's ok! We're conservatives. bystander: (smiles back) Oh! Well, you have a nice day! (Turns and leaves) husband: (waves) Thanks, you too! voice over: Conservatives. We just want to be tolerated.
@JohnHenryReaves
9 жыл бұрын
I bet they hate this video at the Masque!
@yauyamkee
9 жыл бұрын
Two jolly preachers. Nice short movie dude.
@JohnHenryReaves
9 жыл бұрын
Règles de Jésus, Allah a des imbéciles !
@yauyamkee
9 жыл бұрын
Islam has no salvation to offer lost people. Just keep obeying and doing and following the requirements and hope for the very best that God will overlook all your bad deeds which you have committed and hopefully allow you to enter Paradise.
@JohnHenryReaves
9 жыл бұрын
***** I know more about Islam than most Islamist. I know about its history prior to Mohammad when it began at the time of Bable. I know about the demigod whom they worship that they refer to as Allah. Hey ... maybe you should learn the truth about the fact the Jesus is God the creator, was and is fully God and fully man, was born of Mary a Jewess. And you will awaken someday to find that God is a Jew when you stand before Jesus your God at the Great White Throne. Today is the day to call on Jesus name, repent your sin, and be born again into the Family of God.
@HumamZaman
9 жыл бұрын
John Henry Reaves No we do not. Because this video does not represent Islam. They said things which are absolutely against Islam. I would recommend you to read the Quran by yourself. Instead of listening to others opinion, get your own. Best of luck!
@vikasmud4429
6 жыл бұрын
Divorce, divorce, divorce! Done, you got the divorce.LOL
@leviwilliams9601
8 жыл бұрын
Gay ending was quite possibly the best ending ever!
@lekrik6756
10 ай бұрын
I'm still listening
@ironstarofmordian7098
6 жыл бұрын
This is highly islamaphobic. Good job. I want to show this to some Intersectional feminists.
@Steel-toad-Jack
6 жыл бұрын
Jorge Warcrimes sometimes I go through and post links to videos like this on The Young Turks and watch The Fallout in the comments
@ironstarofmordian7098
6 жыл бұрын
troll in the darkness god bless you
@عبدالرحيم-ف6خ
7 жыл бұрын
"🎶🎵Allaah 🎵🎶" I almost died of laughing every time he played it 😂!!!.
@عبدالرحيم-ف6خ
7 жыл бұрын
especially at 3:17 😂
@geekymetalhead5112
7 жыл бұрын
(When someone says they don't like Steven Crowder) Aaaaallaaaaahh
@princeofdenmark9142
9 жыл бұрын
"Nailed it" lol. The costumes - no expense spared! "Very". lmao.
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
PrinceOfDenmark 'spared no expense'
@ottovonaaron3732
6 жыл бұрын
DEUS VULT
@krisjato
6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Great job on the accent, Steven! Another great video... As always! Thanks!
@KnifeCursed
9 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant! :-)
@Leartech81
9 жыл бұрын
"no-no-no-no-no-no-no.... not yet..." That's some funny shit!
@NageekNoohac
9 жыл бұрын
What is that song? I need it for my workout playlist
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
Nostradingus It really pumps you up, right?
@NageekNoohac
9 жыл бұрын
StevenCrowder I have declared a jihad on the squat rack
@NageekNoohac
9 жыл бұрын
TiconderogaX Indeed! Allahu... Low-bar?
@turksandwich7538
9 жыл бұрын
Nostradingus So many workout puns. Love it.
@tblbaby
9 жыл бұрын
Nostradingus That would be a perfect place and position with nice pressure, to power blast a big Jihad Poodle in disapproval.
@ECONservativemba
9 жыл бұрын
Gay... No, but seriously, who thought up the most awkward kiss ever (on the cheek) from Fun Dip? Haha, dude, you are hilarious, Crowder!
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
Steve C lol FunDip did NOT want to do it. Took some convincing.
@Calilou52
6 жыл бұрын
*_ALAAAAAHH HUKADURKADURK_*
@jontibloom
7 жыл бұрын
Divorce Divorce Divorce ...That's it ! No Alimony, Child support and the Old Bag's gone for good ? Hmmmmmm Let me think ........Ok where do I sign up ?
@israeljacobs3825
8 жыл бұрын
accurate
@LChavez7007
9 жыл бұрын
I was laughing the whole way through! I was waiting to hear the hack,hack,hack at the end!
@StevenCrowder
9 жыл бұрын
L chavez oh no that would be too dark.
@kdc66
9 жыл бұрын
Islamists with a sense of humour and irony. Now that's novel. Very funny Steven. ;-)
@WickedFelina
5 жыл бұрын
My God! That was INCREDIBLE! I don't know why I have not seen this one before! I am dying!
@aa14moshduck14
6 жыл бұрын
I love how the tip of the machete still has the piece of plastic so you don't poke yourself with it!!!
@prayunceasingly2029
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs and the help keeping free speech alive. May peace be upon you, oh warrior of freedom.
@grey59s
4 жыл бұрын
Allah hu Akbar my frrrriend!!! Excellent video! Lol. Nice work, Steven! Get em!
@TheJohnVader
8 жыл бұрын
God, this really is just one of the funniest damn videos. It never gets old! LOL!!
@YhwhKhaiMostHigh
9 жыл бұрын
hahaha a kiss at the end.. lol I'm double dead :)
@grammageo
9 жыл бұрын
Great video guys!!Keep up the good work!I almost pissed my self laughing during the goat part!
@tomasinacovell4293
4 жыл бұрын
"If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions." - Abba Eban
@reshmaparamesvaran8333
6 жыл бұрын
That was pretty offensive, and also EXTREMELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!😂😂😂
@ian7893
6 жыл бұрын
The last part with the machete guy... so funny! And the allah voice! Lol
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