“I can hear the ocean. We at the ocean” is something that I will always remember. A brilliant philosopher.
@nicktozie6685
Жыл бұрын
Surround sound shell
@marygranville7549
9 ай бұрын
😂 I LOVE how he’s able to poke fun at us, with love & appreciation for our culture, without appropriation or deprecation. ❤😂
@melishaweston6774
Жыл бұрын
I'm black. In general, this is so true: we don't get in the water. For us women, our hair will get ruined, and it takes forever to redo, and for the fellas, it's all about the "look cool factor"🤣
@prsguitars42
Жыл бұрын
LOL!!!......Me? I'd be like, "What'd I do to offend???!!!!"....................
@helgaioannidis9365
Жыл бұрын
I'm German. We look white, but we don't have pool parties because we don't have private pools.
@bb.3844
Жыл бұрын
for all of you its the my parents never took me to a pool and taught me how to swim lets be real here and stop pretending
@megapromo3771
Жыл бұрын
And the fact that blacks cannot swim.
@calisongbird
Жыл бұрын
It’s also cuz no one knows how to swim 😄
@jackhaugh
Жыл бұрын
I was married to a black woman with 4 black kids. We moved to the beach in Delaware this past summer. After being there for 5 weeks, and not once going to the beach except to go surf fishing twice; once with the 2 boys, the second time with one of the boys, I realized we were NEVER going to go to the beach! We might as well have stayed in Northern VA!
@blakegreene6913
Жыл бұрын
😂you gave it the good college try. I’m half black and used to have no problem going to the beach but for some reason the older I’ve gotten it’s just a no for me. More for fear of what’s in the water than anything else. Pools are fine though
@philparker5289
Жыл бұрын
Damn, you got an instant family! 4 kids though....
@rainnmoon114
Жыл бұрын
Bruh...4 kids?!
@tendtaflii
Жыл бұрын
stop callin em boys ✍🏽
@blakegreene6913
Жыл бұрын
@@tendtaflii If they weren’t girls then what should they be referred to as?
@tyne2005
Жыл бұрын
"They're gators, you're fine. They live in water. You're okay" 💀😂
@BNTministries
Жыл бұрын
Hes funny as hell and he’s actually telling the truth
@chitowntoy2033
Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! My gym teacher in high school didn’t even get in the water when we had swim class. She walked around the pool in full makeup with her hair done and got mad at me when I almost drown because she thought she was going to have to come in to get me 😂😂😂
@livmwila3193
10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@axesaw5081
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mic-Mak
9 ай бұрын
I don't necessarily think this is a black thing. I had a white PE teacher in high school, and he never got in the water during swim class either. Doesn't have a fear of water or anything like that. He could swim too. I was shocked. To me, it's unacceptable that a swimming teacher doesn't get in the water. It does not inspire confidence for the kids who don't know how to swim.
@challow90221
Жыл бұрын
Garry owens and bill burr… my two favorite white comedians. RIP Robin Willams .
@johnw685
Жыл бұрын
Cmon Man …Ralphie May funny AF check um out
@challow90221
Жыл бұрын
@@johnw685 okay illl check him out.
@wukilla8ee
Жыл бұрын
Andrew Shultz BY FAR!! Also George Carlin
@OriginalCoastalDistancing
Жыл бұрын
You’re racist
@challow90221
Жыл бұрын
@@wukilla8ee George Carlin was legendary. Remember when he was talking about how couples walk together…lol pure Genius.
@nickt.7305
Жыл бұрын
The pool is the centerpiece! True & hilarious.
@justinditzler4168
Жыл бұрын
A black pool party is just a bbq isn't it?
@rickthewriter7083
Жыл бұрын
Basically lol
@Bignawright
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@jonathanwinston9958
Жыл бұрын
You mean cookout?
@penero_da_ghost6825
Жыл бұрын
Yeah u wear shyte for the pool but don't get in if that makes sense...its just what we like
@mrmacho41
Жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Winston no BBQ. Cookout and BBQ has different food and times of ending. Please re-read your Black Bible. 18th Man Man chapter Fo verse Lem.
@Ram-1231
Жыл бұрын
"Surround sound seashell" had me rolling!!!
@YoYo-gt5iq
5 ай бұрын
When he said "sorry I messed up your pool party," it reminded me of that scene in Forest Gump.
@86BLUEDEVIL
17 күн бұрын
That was the first thing I thought of. “Sorry,I ruined your Black Panther party!😂
@bondsboy
Жыл бұрын
I always thought it was crazy that we don't party in the pool. It would be so much fun. Gary was spot on though that joint had me crying at the end.
@jaythemachine3845
Жыл бұрын
Why don’t you just jump in then??? Do what Gary did and start jumping on the diving board 😂 🏊🏻♂️
@erikbudrow1255
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jadefire2817
Жыл бұрын
I cannot with him. 😂 Every time he says, "I didn't knooooo." 🤣
@QueenDavine1
Жыл бұрын
Nobody’s getting in the water anyways 😂😂😂
@jamesmoyner7499
Жыл бұрын
You beat me to the joke. Good job.
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@April-201
Жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣😂
@jesusshuttlesworth5883
Жыл бұрын
Ain't
@SpoonHurler
Жыл бұрын
I'm offended... But you're not wrong though.
@KarleneE
Жыл бұрын
This is utterly fascinating. It's a completely foreign social experience to what's happened in my life. A pool party is all about the pool and GETTING IN IT! Standing around the pool dressed up is fine, but then it's not a "pool" party, it's just a damn party! Ha! I am black too!
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@seph---
Жыл бұрын
This!
@lebavu8260
Жыл бұрын
lol true. I’m down for pool but if it’s the beach I don’t like that ocean water but I hear ya for pool
@stormy439
Жыл бұрын
👍🤣🤣🤣
@slowery43
Жыл бұрын
Wow that is so totally and completely neither funny nor interesting in the least. We didn't come here to find out if you're black or what your experiences might be this isn't about you
@buzimuse6272
Жыл бұрын
The flyer should say we are throwing an AROUND THE POOL PARTY! 😂
@Cantetinza17
Жыл бұрын
Lol, I was that rare kid that would jump in. my grandmother would take my sister and I to the Salon before a family reunion. I would be so excited to get to the pool and I would hear the dreaded words, "You're not getting in that pool after I paid to get your hair done"! 😮💨 So I had to sit at the edge of the pool and dangle my feet. I started requesting to not have my hair done so I could get in the pool, my request was always denied. 😒
@lovelylinda8891
Жыл бұрын
Awe, girl, I feel your pain! Same... But I was given a perm! 🙄😮💨
@riastradh
Жыл бұрын
Always gotta get your hair done, even if it gets in the way of what you’re about to go do
@user-yn3ug1zm7n
25 күн бұрын
Wow, priorities.
@Cantetinza17
25 күн бұрын
@@user-yn3ug1zm7n Well it is what it is on both sides.
@Cantetinza17
25 күн бұрын
@@lovelylinda8891 NO! Aww. I send you hugs. 🤗
@MissDeenaB94
Жыл бұрын
“DO THAT SHIT! DO THAT SHIT!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bryaninmiami
Жыл бұрын
“I saw the flyer there were people in the pool on the flyer you should get a different flyer” damn 😂😂😂
@tashinaking3198
Жыл бұрын
I was raised in Fort Lauderdale I've been swimming my entire life. I love it!
@darianfaulk9249
Жыл бұрын
We had to push people in at our pool parties. And when I was in Jamaica even the lifeguard was amazed at how far out I could swim. Jakes would say about me, "(Patois accent)That boy swim like fish (pronounced feesh)😂"
@CAArrazola
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Natasha-uz9je
Жыл бұрын
I'm crying 😂 I love 💕 his sense of humor Let'em know Gary yes you certified. Certified FAS 👏🏾 That part.
@QueenDavine1
Жыл бұрын
Linen and gators to a pool party… hell yeah!
@tinajohnson4685
Жыл бұрын
The pool is a centerpiece 😂😂😂 Do that shit Do that shit Nooooooooo😂😂😂
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@bornempath8426
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SpoonHurler
Жыл бұрын
Sharks don't bite toes, LMAO
@beckymc6178
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering me up
@attitudemusic3314
Жыл бұрын
GARY IS THE BEST 🔥
@djpoopypants4741
Жыл бұрын
No. He’s praying on idiots
@charmainethebeauty6595
Жыл бұрын
I’m African American, and I actually love swimming… lol ( natural curly hair don’t get ruined) 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤💯
@CarolinasSweetTea
Жыл бұрын
Gary Owens is cool you gotta love him for trying for real! He been around for a long time now. 💯☝️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@drew3693
Жыл бұрын
Trying? He’s solidified.
@Rue100
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean TRYING??? Hes COMPLETELY ACCEPTED BY BLACK AMERICANS
@dahat1992
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for including clips of black people laughing so I know it's okay to laugh.
@jsusna1972
Жыл бұрын
I attended a James Brown concert in the late 60s and a black comedian opened the show. He told some jokes about white people, which were hilariously funny, and I could see some black people looking my way to see if I thought the jokes were funny, too. Yep, they were. As someone else said, "Funny is funny."
@jariz26
Жыл бұрын
Could have been a trap, a clip from Kevin Hart show. Don't trust media. I only laugh at animal jokes because I don't want to offend anyone
@MarMaxGaming
Жыл бұрын
@@jariz26haha don’t live your life like that, man
@locadisa
Жыл бұрын
If its funny to you then laugh. Not at your boss though.
@YoYo-gt5iq
5 ай бұрын
Dude. This was so funny
@goodvibesonly476
Жыл бұрын
Ppl in the pool on the flyer 😂
@bentontramell
Жыл бұрын
We don't get in the pool until 5 hours later.
@seph---
Жыл бұрын
Gary tappin that black algorithm 👀
@dean-543
13 күн бұрын
I had no idea this was a thing. Thank you Gary.
@breeze904
9 ай бұрын
The hush puppies joke sent me through lol all the guys wore was hush puppies and joes. That era was hell 😂😂😂
@bayek9869
Жыл бұрын
The pool is just for decoration.
@maryblair6680
8 ай бұрын
I just found you😂😂 omg I’ve been laughing all morning😅
@Nishueandsheila222
Жыл бұрын
I swam at a beach for the 1st time just last year. I took my 2 nieces and their friend to SC. They were actually swimming like they were in a pool. I said, “if they’re not afraid of Sharks I’m not going to be, so I swam. But right before that 4 Black women were right at the water just chillin. They then got up, put their feet in the Ocean and started taking pictures. I cracked up!😂 Dude you’re hilarious😂
@rinap.7101
Жыл бұрын
So funny & so true - the pool is the center piece 😅
@americanoutside
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Old Navy, killing it! 😆 🤣 😂
@loraphillips7094
Жыл бұрын
He always makes me laugh❤
@DanielleBaylor
Жыл бұрын
I do not get in the pool. But I can't swim. I'm a stereotype 🤣.
@MyKeeP81
Жыл бұрын
3 lessons and you’d learn. It’s a wonderful a valuable thing
@hodell82
Жыл бұрын
So true about black folk pool parties. I've been to many, and I have yet to be at one where anybody actually got in the water LoL.
@shadowprince4482
Жыл бұрын
When they went to kick him out he should have said "alright, get in here and escort me off the premises. Cause I know you ain't gettin your ass in here." 🤣🤣
@blueangeloftheseas
Жыл бұрын
😅😅that would have been hilarious
@tanyamartin8132
Жыл бұрын
Oooooooooo...... GARY you r killing me😂😂😂
@GJ-ux8dj
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 This man is so funny. Love it!
@djevans7835
Жыл бұрын
Bro funny af always
@RendelVision
5 ай бұрын
Surround sound shell 😂😂😂 0:41
@sandradee9193
Жыл бұрын
I get in the pool everytime, love it.
@STELLARMIGHTY
5 ай бұрын
That gator and hush puppy joke went over heads something crazy 😂😂
@tamarar.4642
Жыл бұрын
Dang I just learned to swim at the age of 42 lol. I love being in the pool. The deeper the more fun it is. I swam in a lake last year for the first time. This year I’m learning to canoe. I want go far in the ocean! That’s totally different water and buoyancy. The lake I was in was man made and they drain it to clean it plus it was only 15ft. I hate I waited so long to learn to swim. I swim year round and lost 35 pounds in one year not trying because I love to swim. I encouraged my mother to learn this year because it helps with arthritis. I’m paying for her to take private lessons. We will see how it goes!
@dreamdreams9215
Жыл бұрын
Just don’t go so far that the current takes u further out it can be scary trying to get back! 😂
@Preppyjusticeeeelove134
2 ай бұрын
Gotta love Gary ❤
@forevercalirarebreed
Жыл бұрын
This depends on where you're at. I'm from So Cal and we are all in that pool and always at the beach.
@cpoky
Жыл бұрын
Still love when you told this on Pittsburghs Morning WDVE radio station long ago....."the girls aint gettin their hair wet , no way, they be like 'No girl, I heard Bens gonna be at this Pool Party....Imma get me that LAST NAME, mmm hmmm......... Tameeka Roethlisberger " lmmfao
@Mcali1984
Жыл бұрын
Any black event, is a BBQ. Don’t ever forget that. 😂😂
@awwssdfhjj9635
Жыл бұрын
This guy is soo good 👍🏿!
@qianamays6679
Жыл бұрын
The accuracy 😂😂😂
@kephrenh
Жыл бұрын
I only went to three pool parties before stopping. The third time, I was watching the pool with no one in it, then I realized that probably none of us knew how to swim anyway. Had no business organizing a pool party to begin with.
@TheMraswad
Жыл бұрын
I've been able to swim since I was 7. And every time I do someone threatens to call the local news; "He can swim! Check it out he can swim!"
@spacemonkey9000
4 ай бұрын
Growing up never seeing it, it is exciting :)
@gwen3010
Жыл бұрын
Owen is very funny!!!
@genger100
Жыл бұрын
Surround sound shell 👂🏻🔊 🐚🌊
@donaldwalker6353
26 күн бұрын
Perdy funny stuff !!!👍🏼
@frankiefavero1666
8 ай бұрын
LOL this dude is hilarious and I can totally relate! I've been to those pool parties and all you gotta do is read the room; yes, you can get in the water (I did) but no, you can't splash people! Also, it doesn't matter what color/ethnicity you are, no female attendee will ever get their head wet at such parties, myself included and I'm a swimmer!
@christinehutchins123
Жыл бұрын
I remember talking to a black friend about the beach, sunblock or something and he was like " black people don't lay out at the beach". Mind blown as I realized its mostly true! I don't lay out to tan, it just feels good but I never see black people lay out much lol
@queenof2kings299
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@hesh2892
Жыл бұрын
Indians are pretty much the same. But do like to live near beach. asians are also like this
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
Жыл бұрын
I knew lots of black women in the army that would lay out at the beach or pool. One girl I worked with loved sunbathing, said she didn’t have as much issue with dry skin when she tanned.
@WizeandShine
Жыл бұрын
I love it, I do have to say I was definitely hanging with my YT friends when I picked up the practice 😅🤣
@nezabytes
Жыл бұрын
2 words: skin cancer
@christianstallings9673
Жыл бұрын
He said "Surround Sound She'll"!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@jamoflys
Жыл бұрын
I’m always the only one! I grew up in Redondo Beach😂
@TracieAce
9 ай бұрын
I watch this so many times it is still funny. It’s funny because it’s true! 😂😂😂
@thomasmitchell6026
Жыл бұрын
F that, I live in Phoenix. It's way too damn hot to be sitting AROUND the pool, you got me f'ed up. Lol
@hardhitterradio3430
Жыл бұрын
No lies told! Black pool party is just a outdoor function 🤣🤣🤣
@MistaKnifeguy
Ай бұрын
This dude is so hilarious🤣 National treasure
@nnekaowens1325
Жыл бұрын
He is definitely speaking facts!!
@charlesdavis7940
Жыл бұрын
I’ve studied and admired standup comics for decades: seen them all. This guy is good. He also bridges the black/white divide in a way only rivaled by Chapelle. Keep it up, bro. 👍
@whittenaw
Жыл бұрын
This is helpful information 😂😂
@tamarlambert6121
Жыл бұрын
We always get in the pool at the parties I've been to ......
@deborahjames8251
Жыл бұрын
Love you GARY. ❤
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@yupitsme9713
Жыл бұрын
Idk, in TX it's HAWT! We get in. I know. I used to have the pool parties 😂
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@swannyriver75
Жыл бұрын
Same in Florida
@DJ_FONTI
Жыл бұрын
Oh man that was funny 😁 😂
@joebrito3192
Жыл бұрын
went to the beach with an ex once her parents didnt swim so they were freaking out everytime we went to the water
@mavenfrankeus7287
Жыл бұрын
"WE'RE AT THE OCEAN".
@mkp3824
Жыл бұрын
You should look up pool party fights on here....
@ninaavers
Жыл бұрын
Hes so funny he reminds me of one of my friends
@wilsoncoronado8569
Жыл бұрын
Funny is funny 😂😂😂
@Macsdaug
Жыл бұрын
Some of us get in the water😂😂😂
@chrislewis8974
Жыл бұрын
Black pool party?? That’s like a all white dunking contest. Never heard of it
@irogt
Жыл бұрын
Anyone know what sneakers he's wearing?
@TamaraInTanzania2
9 ай бұрын
It's funny cause it's kinda true...depends on where you grew up...I'm from minnesota...we got in the damn water!
@mcfishyfirst253
Жыл бұрын
The magic is back
@helpline8947
Жыл бұрын
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@4dojo
Жыл бұрын
Is that the irate gamer dude?
@SnapnCrack
Жыл бұрын
“My time to shine” 10 seconds into entering the pool area
@conflicc5505
Жыл бұрын
Whoever last until it get dark getting in the jacuzzi😂😂😂
@stinkRstuffR
Жыл бұрын
Black bbqs are Hatfield hotdogs, frozen burgers and classic lays chips
@keepcharlottecountygreen150
Жыл бұрын
My sister-in-law is Afro-Brazilian. She and my brother came to visit and we're getting ready to get in the Gulf of Mexico and she said, "Not too deep, I don't want to get my hair wet." Also found out, she doesn't know how to swim. I was like, "You lived in Rio and you don't know how to swim?" She looks at me. "That's a white people thing - and by the way. What is it with all you white people wanting to go camping? I lived in a favela. I've done enough 'camping.'"
@kimberlyrobinson1978
Жыл бұрын
I am not familiar with this type of pool party. I would be swimming! 🤣
@N-Lee
Жыл бұрын
Start pushing people in and then jump in yourself. It's a Party ! Get Wild !
@boonehelm7271
Жыл бұрын
I did NOT know this was a thing. Hahaha
@lopati15
8 ай бұрын
was that kobe at the end
@webshootah777
Жыл бұрын
The women usually don't get in cause they don't want to mess up thier hair and the guys won't if there are no women in.
@Dustomatic
Жыл бұрын
Getting kicked out of a pool party for jumping in the pool. That’s rough.
@joebattaglia829
Жыл бұрын
This is hysterical I am shocked that Noah one from walk made a comet this is just the best
@slowery43
Жыл бұрын
I'm shocked that you're completely unable to write something at a 3rd grade level
@joebattaglia829
Жыл бұрын
@@slowery43 Yes sorry about that I did the oral text
@joebattaglia829
Жыл бұрын
@@slowery43 But thanks for understanding or are you just being a total jag
@369SkinneR
Жыл бұрын
lol, came here thinking I was going to see what a black pool looked like (as per the title). curious to know what it actually looked like!, the title should have said black's only pool party
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