I love the beautifully extensive vocabulary this man uses in describing, what is essentially, a diarrhoea shitstorm.
@yuiyue807
Жыл бұрын
💀 meanwhile it's hella more funnier like em stand up comedies and sometimes EVEN BETTER! I'M DYIN💀💀💀
@retard_activated
Жыл бұрын
A shit-orcism 😅😅😅
@brainloading5543
Жыл бұрын
Literally every line of this short can be quoted, it's so beautiful
@thatoneguywiththatonename
Жыл бұрын
"oh shit, literally."
@metalphobos3632
Жыл бұрын
Go and read the Haribo gummy reviews online. I feel like he just ripped them off. They're incredibly well written.
@greatmusic142
Жыл бұрын
@@metalphobos3632 who??
@yarddweller
Жыл бұрын
@@metalphobos3632 I'm so glad someone else noticed, all of these lines were taken. It's bizarre he wouldn't credit them?
@metalphobos3632
Жыл бұрын
@@greatmusic142 look up Haribo Gummy reviews. They're gummy bear candy reviews. You'll get a laugh.
@freekagyan99
Жыл бұрын
guy is a poet, ended up in the wrong profession😂
@doltramir
Жыл бұрын
No no. Judging by this masterpiece - he is exactly where he should be!
@erikmaguina1
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 i can agree
@42SandWitches
10 ай бұрын
Apperently he is capable off both
@valakmazepa
10 ай бұрын
He just wrote a book ❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@solidsnake8331
9 ай бұрын
Are you supposed to drink the whole bottle or only half?
@playte9860
Жыл бұрын
At a certain point I realised he was not simply guessing, this isn't something he knows, he was remembering, reminiscing, this is a man who has been through heII and has returned to tell his tale
@coryclose532
Жыл бұрын
He is 100% accurate. I've had to take the stuff before for its prescribed usage... accurate description. Not fun. Works great though.
@avatarxs9377
Жыл бұрын
or a doctor, before operation they give people lexatives to empty bowels, maybe not magnesium citrate but its not hard to guess it works in similar way, also every case is already documented
@tjenadonn6158
Жыл бұрын
@@coryclose532 Hell, even just the stuff they gave me to clean me out for a combined colonoscopy/endoscopy put me through the works. I basically lived on the toilet for a day as my gut biome was given a full factory reset. I still can't even look at blue Gatorade without feeling a little nauseated.
@flyq7470
Жыл бұрын
@@coryclose532 have also had to take the stuff per Drs orders, can confirm the results are torturous. Would not recommend for recreational use.
@GudJuJuTV
Жыл бұрын
@@tjenadonn6158 I had to take magnesium citrate & miralax, my brother in Christ lord up above, allah, Buddha, whoever was receiving my prayers the day before my colonoscopy
@nivannair6880
Жыл бұрын
"You are broken, just as your asshole" Epic last words
@MessagesFromAurora
Жыл бұрын
😂
@erikmaguina1
Жыл бұрын
@@OurMadUniverse😂😂😂😂 my thoughts exactly
@erikmaguina1
Жыл бұрын
I thought that too
@annak8755
Жыл бұрын
This was the most wordy and eloquent way of saying "Mate, you're gonna shit yourself"
@Darkplasma26
Жыл бұрын
Homie got a godly vocabulary! XD
@vaelxn
Жыл бұрын
calling what is about to happen to this man a simple shitting of oneself is an understatement.
@dixieinstrumental805
Жыл бұрын
To say he is going to shit himself is like saying the waffle house closing its doors is just an uneasy omen. Otherwords a massive understatement
@DarktheEagle
Жыл бұрын
Nah, this isn't just "shitting yourself." This is an unholy flood of everything you have eaten in the past few days being ejected from your rectum. This is the Great Cleanse. This is pain incarnate in the form of a brown waterfall. You have to be a wordsmith of epic proportions to describe the absolute hell your anus will be experiencing.
@krebward
Жыл бұрын
He stole this word for word from an old meme. No one even tries originality nowadays. Sad.
@scroogemcduck2589
Жыл бұрын
That’s the best don’t fucking do it argument I’ve ever heard…
@defaultdance4727
Жыл бұрын
"You won't get a kiss from Poseidon, he's going all the way in." I cannot with this.
@raskov75
Жыл бұрын
Don't threaten me with a good time.
@Dctctx
Жыл бұрын
Ask Kratos how that ended.
@Analstrosen
Жыл бұрын
Cannot what
@zanderx7
Жыл бұрын
God this is the worst
@nootube8537
Жыл бұрын
@@raskov75 AYOOOOO
@anonomaly
Жыл бұрын
Doctor over here got some banger one-liners.
@dr.sakshinbelgavi
Жыл бұрын
That ain't one liner .. it's a whole essay
@CemeteryDriveClown
Жыл бұрын
He was literally quoting Morbius 💀💀
@sammy2tone23
Жыл бұрын
ya he ripped them off from a norther video
@ManjitKaur-lm9sj
Жыл бұрын
lool fr
@ohiohouston3560
Жыл бұрын
I think this was stolen from a hilarious Amazon review from years ago. Reviewing sugar free gummy bears iirc
@pmpetch99
Жыл бұрын
“Grab your umbrella because it’s going to pour chocolate rain.” 😭
@latifa4600
Жыл бұрын
And Tay Zonday song started playing in my head …
@soup3620
Жыл бұрын
@@latifa4600 some stay dry and others feel the pain
@JustLostTheGame
Жыл бұрын
weakest line to quote lol
@DxBlack
Жыл бұрын
@@JustLostTheGame "move mouth away from microphone to breathe"
@hunteraff5872
Жыл бұрын
You better😂!?
@kronosgaming8023
Жыл бұрын
My man is competing with Moistcr1tikal for the analogies
@yobama9607
Жыл бұрын
Lowkey
@Retrogamingmaverick
9 ай бұрын
Fr
@Joshyohmygoshy
Жыл бұрын
I wish there were more Doctors like you, thank you so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mayanksabsurddd
Жыл бұрын
Why the fuck aren't there any replies
@Mayanksabsurddd
Жыл бұрын
I mean
@Mayanksabsurddd
Жыл бұрын
It just seems weird
@averageamogussussyballsfan5441
Жыл бұрын
@@Mayanksabsurddd I have myth that in very liked comment, where there is a reply which is reported by someone and if KZitem finds the report necessary, they decide to delete the entire reply section
@WateverWatever04
Жыл бұрын
@@Mayanksabsurddd I love that all the replies are from u, u fr said _be the change you want to see in the world_ & I admire that frankly
@eastfrisianguy
Жыл бұрын
My stepmother was in the hospital for a few days 15 years ago. She was psychologically not able to use the bathroom and after three days she had stomach cramps and was extremely constipated. The nurse gave her a mild laxative, didn't help and at some point the doctor was quite annoyed and arranged for her to be given this devil stuff. She was gone for three hours. 🙈 Two years ago she was in the hospital again, she had again the same problem and my father had to mention only slightly what happened the first time and she used the bathroom voluntarily. The experience was burned into her soul. 😂😂
@Yokoto12343
Жыл бұрын
She need that human drain cleaner
@squasherdown
Жыл бұрын
why did she not go to the bathroom in the first place though? what made hwr so afraid
@alessiajacquard
Жыл бұрын
Maybe she fell on the floor etc etc…. My boyfriend could handle blow up soda cap to his eyes and thankfully he had his glasses and it’s cracked also he had just little scratches on his nose. So now he is afraid of opening sodas like he did before.😅🤭
@missveronica8393
Жыл бұрын
@@squasherdownmaybe it was the idea of using a bathroom that is not your own, especially hospital toilets, if you have contamination ocd that could be a reason. Sometimes people just can't poop in a toilet that isn't their own.
@strav8337
Жыл бұрын
@@missveronica8393just dont touch the toilet? I really dont see how anyone could be that worried about germs when there is such a simple solution
@BarelyNoticeable
Жыл бұрын
When your parents wanted you to become a doctor but you wanted to be a poet 😂
@savarast
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, this was exactly what I was thinking
@draken_ryuuguji
Жыл бұрын
there are only 2 replies on this comment
@bend3rbot
Жыл бұрын
Gifted students of Law and Medicine are required to achieve an almost perfect score in all secondary subjects which inevitably includes English and grammar, but often Literature and languages as elective subjects. Voracious minds abound the disciplines with High functioning types galore, whose tastes, influences and breadth of consumption includes brilliant works, of a level they themselves, aspire to. So it follows
@jaygopinath1694
Жыл бұрын
A shit poet
@SCPguy-06
Жыл бұрын
“The unholy gates” I can’t bro, I’m dying!
@johnnykline9192
Жыл бұрын
its not right lmao x 2
@ryuno2097
Жыл бұрын
please dont die. :(
@NoName0VIP
Жыл бұрын
Too bad he took it from a magnesium citrate meme
@THE_SOSC
Жыл бұрын
Its gonna be just like the ending of "High on Life"
@soapbox187
Жыл бұрын
No, you're not. It wasnt that funny. Maybe a slight smile.
@samikay626
Жыл бұрын
My sister did this a few years back, she was on our toilet for over 4 hours non stop. She said she would rather give birth than do it again.
@joshmedina8053
Жыл бұрын
I aint gonna cap this one day i think I accidentally drank laxatives and believe me i never wanna go theu that shit again i was on the toilet every 5-10 minutes
@chriswaegerle2260
Жыл бұрын
"...and that's how I met your mother"
@insaneyogurt4993
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswaegerle2260 w-what?
@EnverHalilHoxha1917
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswaegerle2260 wa- Im pretty sure-- Wat- what.
@amritanshkumar9072
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswaegerle2260 Huh? Waaa-?
@TheLordofDarkness1995
Жыл бұрын
"Don't wear trousers. You need to save all the time you can". I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ruidechen
Жыл бұрын
Wear a skirt instead for easy access, especially for dudes 👌
@sentientmushroom2594
Жыл бұрын
@@ruidechen😂
@omnibill
Жыл бұрын
hahaha that one got me good
@FramesJanco505
Жыл бұрын
“You won’t just get a kiss from Poseidon, he’s going all the way,” severely murdered me, I was actually brought to tears lmfao
@jondaigle3821
Жыл бұрын
“You won’t just get a kiss from Poseidon, he’s going all the way.” 😂😂
@jaygopinath1694
Жыл бұрын
Best quote ever
@hrushikeshsawant6193
Жыл бұрын
oh boi only if he knew the mythos😂😂😂
@meatoo8044
Жыл бұрын
@OwO i wont
@gemmaparry4510
Жыл бұрын
He's raising HELL
@armandomedina6405
Жыл бұрын
That's the one line that got me 🤣
@claralexandra
Жыл бұрын
Can we please appreciate the wonderful and beautiful poetry in the description of the process. The doctor has a career as a screenplay writer. The suspense I felt waiting on how this will end....Fantastic.
@MrArtVein
Жыл бұрын
This
@TheCrow2483
Жыл бұрын
@@MrArtVeinI seconded THIS
@masterpo1465
Жыл бұрын
That's the most terrifying thing a doctor said to a future patient.
@rylee5862
Жыл бұрын
“that exits your Hershey highway” 💀💀💀💀💀
@SpiderJit3
Жыл бұрын
I'm geekin
@nicholaswhatts1380
Жыл бұрын
You quoted the least funny part of the video
@SpiderJit3
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholaswhatts1380 u just lack sense of humor
@nicholaswhatts1380
Жыл бұрын
@@SpiderJit3 you lack the age required to realize nothing about that was funny
@SpiderJit3
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholaswhatts1380 your just old and bitter. Cry elsewhere
@thine.
Жыл бұрын
"your insides? now outsides" that sounds terrifying 💀
@Overdrive1
Жыл бұрын
It's like that one terraria death message: _____s innards became outtards
@doncorleone7940
Жыл бұрын
That's the most terrifying warning I've ever heard.
@dawnwarrior3087
Жыл бұрын
Fr fr
@interstellarpieceofmeat
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@DXDragon38
Жыл бұрын
Same, I literally clenched up
@AngryCarMechanic
Жыл бұрын
Having had to drink several bottles of this through the years due to multiple operations, I'm fairly sure my toilet has trauma from it. And the one thing he doesn't mention is the HEAT. It feels like your intestines are easily a few dozen degrees higher than the rest of you. And the flood keeps the heat aswell, it feels like it can boil the water below you as it hits it. And the smell never leaves your clothes that were in the room with you. So if possible, bring your phone charger, your phone, and LOTS of water bottles. Because Human Draino don't play around. And the first 24 hours is just the start. You'll be having chocolate rain for at least another 48 hours after the first day. Be prepared for it.
@eklhaft4531
Жыл бұрын
Well if you have colonoscopy performed then colon cleansing is just the beginning of pain.
@RM-ti8nf
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kayemonk9712
Жыл бұрын
I read this comment as I'm shitting lava
@jellybeansi
Жыл бұрын
The heat is definitely a thing. It actually made me nervous I was getting dehydrated even though I had been drinking water nonstop.
@susandawnentwistle6933
11 ай бұрын
OMG 😮
@53ohmob
Жыл бұрын
“You are broken as is your asshole” 😭💀
@Thespylimegamerz
Жыл бұрын
fr
@NickRobbins82
Жыл бұрын
It's basically the stuff they give you for colonoscopy
@awesome346
Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you!
@ypt1182
Жыл бұрын
when you stand up the crack burning
@liviwaslost
Жыл бұрын
@@NickRobbins82that shit didn’t work on some of my family members.
@cs1825
Жыл бұрын
"you won't get a kiss from Poseidon, he's going all the way"😭
@SahilP2648
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap did he just mean what I think he meant? xD
@unknownperson8527
Жыл бұрын
@@SahilP2648 he did 🤣😭
@Sukimin7146
Жыл бұрын
He mean that the water in the toilet willl touch the 4ss right ?
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
Жыл бұрын
@@Sukimin7146 oh, it'll go beyond touching.
@cs1825
Жыл бұрын
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@Fartbruhs
Жыл бұрын
“You won’t be getting kiss from poseidon, he’s going all the way”
@blackgrimv9443
Жыл бұрын
This part had me dead 🤣
@MantraHerbInchSin
Жыл бұрын
Ah, the famous Poseidon rimjob with tongue insertion
@kankanfr
Жыл бұрын
💀
@mightydeathlash2867
Жыл бұрын
😱 Hell no!!
@MarkoKrstic14
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Poseidon alright
@Lottedbruyn
Жыл бұрын
This man has such a way with words.
@skullotonin
Жыл бұрын
i never thought “you’re about to shit your pants playing warzone” could be phrased so poetically
@animalplanet7876
Жыл бұрын
Bro said "you'll be etching your initials into the toilet bowl"😂😂😂😂
@RoyaleLevite
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@kadenwhiteaker
Жыл бұрын
Poseidon was here lmao
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ionutfelicitari9328
Жыл бұрын
Etch a sketch
@izzycrybaby1164
Жыл бұрын
Pressurized laser squirts
@macdongr
Жыл бұрын
"He's not gonna give you a kiss, he's gonna go all the way" Oh my god this line.🤣
@SomeoneSomewhere777
Жыл бұрын
Lol, yes!!!
@raskov75
Жыл бұрын
Magnesium Citrate you say?
@awsomegamer8277
Жыл бұрын
That’s definitely not what he said
@macdongr
Жыл бұрын
@@raskov75 what?...
@iasked2313
Жыл бұрын
@@raskov75 Poseidon
@ankitsood2932
Жыл бұрын
So many good words! And well spoken too
@luckyluc4654
Жыл бұрын
“The incoming chocolate flood will be of biblical proportion.” I’m laughing so much I can’t breath.😂😂
@Nitya-001
Жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@pcskeng3607
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thehornedserpent
Жыл бұрын
“The incoming chocolate flood will be of biblical proportions” bro 😭😭
@dogeball2628
Жыл бұрын
noah gotta build a whole nother ark
@deltactarchives1328
Жыл бұрын
Bro boutta start a religious movement
@PepperoniMilkshake
Жыл бұрын
This wasn't as medical as it was poetic and funny, love it
@redbarrelentertainment
Жыл бұрын
It’s like Gordon Ramsey explaining a colonoscopy
@Wompwomp5409
Жыл бұрын
“Your insides become your outsides”💀
@Looztherin
Жыл бұрын
your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
@optie5
Жыл бұрын
C-MOON
@flawerflower1793
Жыл бұрын
Transparency
@whitesingularity403
Жыл бұрын
@@optie5 nice
@lorenbrown7100
Жыл бұрын
@@optie5is that a JOJO REFRENCE
@andrewjohnson5407
Жыл бұрын
“You are broken , just like your ass hole “ biblical words right there . Haven’t had a good laugh in awhile
@zukoHD
Жыл бұрын
im not gonna lie, i would appreciate it if my doctor was this honest with me. would prob make me a lot healthier of a person.
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
Жыл бұрын
?????? you mean ur doctor doesn't give you even remotely sound advice? Im pretty sure literally zero doctors would recommend you do this just for the laughs. I get why people like this comment. I just don't think they understand how bad a joke this is.
@monkeydad47
Жыл бұрын
@@codypriceKZitemAddednumbers think they meant talking more layman instead of all the Latin nonsense they spew that no one understands.
@Amiwa3
Жыл бұрын
Same
@BoringTroublemaker
Жыл бұрын
After my kidney transplant my magnesium level was yanked and my doctor told me to buy some magnesium supplements to take twice per day. She said “and for the love of God, get magnesium chloride NOT magnesium citrate or your going to hate your life.”
@Christodoulosts
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahha the way you’re describing things!!! I JUST LOVE IT! Learning with humour is just an amazing combination. Thank you for making our days better
@s4ss.m8
Жыл бұрын
"You are broken.... as is your asshole.." Good God man 💀
@Resi1ience
Жыл бұрын
That wording implies you'll be permanently fucking damaged from this bowel movement
@NumbNutt
Жыл бұрын
"-You almost got the cheese touch"
@TheMinman808
Жыл бұрын
“Etching your name into the bowl” 💀
@TheAnnoyingBoss
Жыл бұрын
I don't think with my stomach condition I should even be on the same isle as these things
@TheMinman808
Жыл бұрын
I must say appreciated for 1K likes not a common thing to happen
@binladen34444
Жыл бұрын
HHHHHmjHHHHH.
@binladen34444
Жыл бұрын
HHHHHmjHHHHH.
@doublep622
Жыл бұрын
The amount of puns and figurative language, he used is just funny as hell
@ronwat7394
Жыл бұрын
😂
@rhyswilliams4893
Жыл бұрын
Thats British humor for you.
@mrorphy8777
Жыл бұрын
That "etching your initials to the toilet" was immaculate 🤣
@nachtschwaermermay3532
Жыл бұрын
Wow the words you use, the voice... make an audio book! I love you!
@OptimusPhillip
Жыл бұрын
"Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."
@raventitania945
Жыл бұрын
"Oh my.."
@LordAlucard22
Жыл бұрын
🏆
@Slynx328.
Жыл бұрын
Love the reference. Hope others got it. 😁
@tarn6800
Жыл бұрын
I love that show its a shame Netflix took it off years ago
@FireflyGirl68
Жыл бұрын
@@Slynx328. I know the reference, but can't place it. Arghhhh!
@Bruhhduz
Жыл бұрын
“You wont be getting a kiss from Poseidon, he’s going all the way”
@aonbrogan8266
Жыл бұрын
"This is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. He'll be lucky to have any bones left."
@Shottas4Twenty
Жыл бұрын
If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm colony!
@yungtobiii
Жыл бұрын
brilliant fucking reference
@ava4689
Жыл бұрын
XD pelvic splecnic ganglian.
@kamikrazywarboy2008
Жыл бұрын
"I'm shitting out my skeleton in here"
@elenamendoza1493
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, I need you to be my doctor, I need this kind of honesty from my medical professional!!!! Dude I love yoi❤
@seedlesspizza3877
Жыл бұрын
"You're not only getting a kiss from poseidon he's going all the way" LMAOOO 🤣🤣
@EarlIvoryKnight
Жыл бұрын
Yea bc you know how water splash back up on the toilet it's called "Poseidon's Kiss"
@charljrhode2
Жыл бұрын
This had me laughing
@JmKrokY
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@jimbo4807
Жыл бұрын
I haven't shat myself for like a week and i went to the doctor and she gave me this. Just a small syrup she'd say. She made me fight in the trenches that night.
@ashleyguthrie572
Жыл бұрын
An ex of mine had to drink a bottle the day before a colonoscopy I've never seen someone so miserable
@sextwister
Жыл бұрын
Bruh you went a week without shitting before trying anything?
@Slayer_Of_Gardora
Жыл бұрын
You shat yourself last week?
@nosrah9660
Жыл бұрын
A colonoscopy is one of the things I hope to at least not have to do for many more decades, preferably never
@motschga
Жыл бұрын
You go to a doctor after not shitting yourself for a week? Weird. I didn't shit myself in decades. Never went to a doctor because of that.
@tiredandsleepy69
Жыл бұрын
You drink 2 bottles of this before a colonoscopy… I’ve done it multiple times. Be grateful for your good health friends
@ybwhynot7292
Жыл бұрын
Me, too. Two bottles. Clear water was the only thing coming out of me.
@dong7474
Жыл бұрын
“The smell, horrific. Your insides become your outsides” OH *GOD* LMFAOO
@Jvggr
Жыл бұрын
I’ve had to use it before, it’s basically a hard 1 hour time bomb before you feel like you hooked a line of thermite around your chocolate star. And if you were extremely backed up like I was you’ll be on the toilet for an hour on top of that. Forgot to mention but it also tastes wacky
@RP-dy5mu
Жыл бұрын
Sounds hot.
@redmadness265
Жыл бұрын
@@Jvggr Yeah it tastes really sour
@pbandjedi5006
Жыл бұрын
The very definition of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
@LumiTheDragon
Жыл бұрын
Dude I'm laughing so hard at his phrasing LMAO I CANTT
@d3ad.4gain
Жыл бұрын
bro he’s reminding me of Dr Steveioe 😭
@brandonnelson5021
Жыл бұрын
Trouser Biscuit?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@original_demonic
Жыл бұрын
I have done this once. I was like 12, going through period cramps without knowing what they were, and thought I was constipated. So I went through the medicine box to see whether there was anything I could take that would help, and I found some of that stuff. I read it to make sure I could take it, and the bottle I had didn’t say I couldn’t, so I took way more than you’re supposed to and went about my day waiting for it to kick in. Took 20 minutes. Couldn’t leave the vicinity of the bathroom for 5 hours. Was extremely dehydrated at the end of it and decided not to eat until the next morning so hopefully my digestion calms down at night. It did not. I don’t know where it all came from but it just kept on going. It was nuts. I will never take laxatives again unless it’s prescribed to me by a doctor. Ain’t doing that shit again…literally.
@GVanArsdale
Жыл бұрын
Sound like a good cleans though if you got a lot out. It might have just been yellow water though which was just loss of vital fluids.
@trymatic7151
Жыл бұрын
@@GVanArsdale the intestines do not need to be cleaned
@tominieminen66
Жыл бұрын
@@trymatic7151 Exactly! We naturally "cleanse" our bodies, we're not trees which keep the stuff inside xD
@Memer9456
Жыл бұрын
@@trymatic7151 sometimes (i am in this case myself) intestines can become backed up and need to be cleaned out every so often
@juliaelrod2154
Жыл бұрын
"You won't just get a kiss from poseidon. He's going all the way." 🤣😅😅
@HiWelcomeToIKEA
Жыл бұрын
Poseidon really doing it 👀
@Conorator
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather have Poseidon go all the way with me than drink a whole bottle of laxatives.
@michaelbrauer00
Жыл бұрын
@@Conorator Why choose when you can have both? :)
@420jw
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbrauer00 why Would you take Both
@aprizalrusmana8940
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbrauer00Ahh hell naaw, First kiss is always deadly
@TabooRetka701
11 ай бұрын
Damn, this is a poetical masterpiece, every line of this deserves it's own frame in a linguistics museum. Didn't know someone's diarrhea could inspire a Shakespeare
@ragefrost8232
Жыл бұрын
"You better pray to the intestinal gods" hade rolling lmao
@Abbyj19
Жыл бұрын
“But this trouser biscuit will be the last semi solid thing that exits your Hershey Highway for the next 24hours” 😂😂
@davidsong5315
Жыл бұрын
One time I was constipated so bad for 3 days, I drank half a bottle of that stuff. Shat so violently that I levitated.
@justbg
Жыл бұрын
I just laughed for half an hour at that
@sandipanborthakur8637
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NoOneAlive_
Жыл бұрын
Become a human rocket but instead of using a liquid hydrogen you use a fuck ton of shit (literally) that can fuel the whole country for a years to come.
@damien_nova530
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the public restroom and you hear somebody shitting so violently you goddamn see them levitating 💀
@ImmaSpam__________________Can
Жыл бұрын
We have achieved human flight
@SPK-kg8ml
Жыл бұрын
Really wished all doctors where this honest and direct 😂
@Datmanfuture
Жыл бұрын
Bro I hadda go to the emergency room for stomach pains, and to cleanse my system they gave me something like this and Frrr listen to this mans. I was not prepared 💀
@longkeith5566
Жыл бұрын
When a laxative turns into a purgative, that is when the fun begins
@chadgorski8846
Жыл бұрын
I had the same thing and my doctor asked me if I lived more than 15 minutes from the hospital so I wouldn't accidentally shit myself on the drive. I drank it when I got home and was near or on the toilet for the next almost 3 days straight praying for death that never came.
@intruder9127
Жыл бұрын
Buddy came out the hospital 15 pounds lighter
@elmangoiv
Жыл бұрын
I tried to translate this and it came up with: Retard
@guyfromthecvs1469
Жыл бұрын
Yup I remeber I had clogging and they gave me insane amounts of laxatives I stood up to go to the bathroom only too see a nice muddy stain on the hospital bed went to bathroom and started blasting all I remember was relief greatest shit to this day
@Slaptastica
Жыл бұрын
“Some stay dry while others feel the pain”
@im-not-scandinavian
Жыл бұрын
Chocolate rain. I was going to say the same thing
@LanIsOriginal
Жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to say exactly this
@turbovirgin4841
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@stanislous137
Жыл бұрын
"You are broken, as is your Asshole" oh dear me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kateps1874
Жыл бұрын
And dehydration is a large consequence, too. The LAST thing you need is to be dizzy and weak in this scenario. The ambulance crew will call the HazMat crew to help before they haul you off to the ER.
@CrazyMonkays16
Жыл бұрын
The US military LOVES to hand these out when you say you're constipated
@AFA111
Жыл бұрын
Try Castor oil and warm water method. Works well and clears everything.
@archise3191
Жыл бұрын
Eating way too much MRE
@paulovinanti9187
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget water, motrin and a change of socks.
@AllTimeAmberx
Жыл бұрын
@@AFA111 what's to be done with the castor oil?
@AFA111
Жыл бұрын
@@AllTimeAmberx Drop 5ml Castor oil into warm water and drink it. Taste bad but good for intestine. entire day you gotta drink only warm water. Reduces Constipation. Look for a video about this method.
@therainbowveteran121
Жыл бұрын
You get an A+ for the essay, it was tear dropping
@ElectricSpectes
Жыл бұрын
When are we testing our theory’s teach
@therainbowveteran121
Жыл бұрын
@@ElectricSpectes I Remember the teacher saying that it's after we do today's theory of you drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate liquid laxatives
@vexial12
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Audit the Audit. Where we sort out the who and what and the right and wrong of police interactions
@HoundtheVoid
Жыл бұрын
“Your insides will become your outsides” “Your entrails will become your extrails” 🤣
@JohnTurner678
Жыл бұрын
Pain! Lots of pain!
@HoundtheVoid
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnTurner678 🤣🤣🤣 YESSS HAHAHA
@JohnTurner678
Жыл бұрын
@@HoundtheVoid I will fong you!!
@HoundtheVoid
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnTurner678 as Jesus Christ and his holy mother Mary is my Witness, I WILL FONG YOU! (Haha thanks for the laugh)
@seanbjordan8960
Жыл бұрын
Don't threaten me with a good time doc😂😂😂
@skyleryarroll2369
Жыл бұрын
"This is gonna be one *hell* of a bowel movement. He's going to be lucky if he has any *bones* left."
@ExhaustedScarf
Жыл бұрын
That’s from Futurama, right?
@skyleryarroll2369
Жыл бұрын
@@ExhaustedScarf Yup. Farnsworth. Funnily enough, the procedure he was proposing in that quote would have had approximately the described effect, omitting a few details to keep it PG-13. Futurama team's science game was on *point*.
@BigWizardMan
Жыл бұрын
Sweet reference
@ExhaustedScarf
Жыл бұрын
@@skyleryarroll2369 Lmao, right? That was the worm episode, right? Where Fry got worms that changed his life?
@skyleryarroll2369
Жыл бұрын
@@ExhaustedScarf Spot-on.
@Mr._Sleepytime_T
Жыл бұрын
I did this years ago in solidarity with a friend who was cutting weight for boxing. For anyone wanting to try it, you're gonna need to schedule it like ur going on a weekend trip and the only site ur going to see is the bathroom. Make sure your calendar is clear for at least a whole day (I would recommend a few days, just to be safe). And be prepared for waterfalls.
@adamz.5844
Жыл бұрын
Did you put a mini fridge in next to the can to help keep yourself hydrated?
@nickjohnson9919
Жыл бұрын
@@adamz.5844 no time for mini fridge, you get thirsty drink your poop
@ThePmso
Жыл бұрын
I also did it in a gaming competition with my friends. But I cheated, I know that magnesium milk does nothing to me. Only thing that I know really works is alcohol, I can't even eat hot bread without going to bathroom
@meowmeow6676
Жыл бұрын
on a scale from overeating to being stabbed, how much did your stomach hurt?
@Mr._Sleepytime_T
Жыл бұрын
@@adamz.5844 Haha no, I had some bottled water in my room (connected to bathroom), but I was drinking very sparingly bc it seemed like it was just running straight thru me and out the back door. I did use a travel neck pillow tho, bc it got to like 2am and things weren't slowing down, so I just slept sitting upright on the toilet. A mini fridge probably would've been good for chilled wet wipes tho 😂
@AnonymousTaco3472
Жыл бұрын
I was so constipated once, I chugged that magnesium and it didn’t budge a bit, once I got some stronger stuff tho, I lived in the bathroom for about the next 3-4 days
@thathobbitlife
Жыл бұрын
Damn :-(
@spawn6224
Жыл бұрын
Glad ur alive lol
@Victor-ze3sd
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure some people would like to know the stronger stuff?
@bigdummy8414
Жыл бұрын
@@Victor-ze3sdProbably just the same stuff at a higher concentration, medical grade shit, literally
@AnonymousTaco3472
Жыл бұрын
@@Victor-ze3sd it was just laxatives, they may have been prescribed, don’t remember, but it took a few hours to work like the box said, and it worked really good. Laxatives mixed with stool softeners will clean you out too
@CR-oo3cm
Жыл бұрын
This might be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
@MM3OG
Жыл бұрын
This man had me dying when he said "trouser biscuit" 😂
@decKyo
Жыл бұрын
" you won't just get a kiss from Poseidon he's going all the way" bro I'm dead 💀💀
@eljevandeventer6514
Жыл бұрын
This man is an artist with words, educational so that all will understand. Only the best teachers can explain a concept so that everyone can understand!!
@masonm5666
Жыл бұрын
I start cracking my ribs at "The first poop is a warning shot, slightly soft and mushy😭"
@black.baron_angel
Жыл бұрын
"SHATTERSON! FIRE A WARNING SHOT!"
@e_s.0848
Жыл бұрын
Jesus cares for you
@notamobilesprout4175
Жыл бұрын
@@e_s.0848 He should care for that poor man’s backdoor
@Kiiranov
Жыл бұрын
"The incoming chocolate flood will be of biblical proportions." 🤣😂 I'm soooo dead laughing right now.
@lemao851
Жыл бұрын
Poseidon going all the way is something I've never thought about ☠️
@Strickalator
Жыл бұрын
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🔱
@foxmartini6033
Жыл бұрын
That is the BEST narration you’ve done! Absolutely hilarious…. 😂
@nonplayablecharacter4815
Жыл бұрын
Honestly his explanation makes me want to try it. I need a thorough cleansing
@guillaumestpierre9090
Жыл бұрын
ive done it for medical purpose . its not that bad . the worst is the 2 pills you take at the end ..... it feels like your inside is fighting with your tummy ... but i prefer this way than the old school jug of ... i dont know the name, but the taste ill always remember it
@damiansconberg4715
Жыл бұрын
Really isn't bad at all
@WhiteWolfos
Жыл бұрын
The guts self regulate by having regular bowel movements, otherwise you'd die or develop diseases. Laxative is just to help with constipation (common causes are lack of water, meats, low fiber diets) and you should prepare not to need to go anywhere for a day or two. There's no such thing as colon "cleansing/detox" except for marketing purposes.
@eko3484
Жыл бұрын
Drank a bottle once a month at least while in the military. MREs clog you up bad lol.
@TK-Reikon
Жыл бұрын
Ah I didn't know we would be reading from Shakespeare of Doctors today, very good. Also my family calls them butt bombs for this reason.
@dominicjurgensen6083
Жыл бұрын
Neighbor next door wondering what the exploding sounds with screaming are😂
@DickVonSpit
Жыл бұрын
He just got his warzone volume maxed
@charleswantland969
Жыл бұрын
Why I couldn't stop laughing when you're saying this?😂😂😂
@amitleffler
Жыл бұрын
When he said drinking that is "the human version of a drain cleaner" made me think that it might be good for you but then he went on
@emancules
Жыл бұрын
I feel like it being completely drained of shit would be tho
@Forgotten_Lemon
Жыл бұрын
@@emancules It’s not good for you, I accidentally drank a whole bottle once and it’s worse than how he described it. You will be in agony for the first day and it will hurt to walk for a week after.
@LifeWisdomTV
Жыл бұрын
@@emancules it is good for you hell yeah i want to do it, but not retarded like that haha definitely less but enough
@kestrels-in-the-sky
Жыл бұрын
@@Forgotten_Lemonthe same way I am after my uncle visits
@mswendybear1
Жыл бұрын
It depends on your definition of “good for you “ happens to be 😂
@LordDarthNintendoe
Жыл бұрын
“Hershey highway” lol I am dying, I can’t stop laughing plz god help 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cs1825
Жыл бұрын
"the inside becomes your outside"💀💀💀💀💀
@NEW2TH1S
Жыл бұрын
His eye 😭😭😭
@Star_Scoot
Жыл бұрын
He was reliving the moment in his cold dead eyes as if he went through Vietnam
@Arc_5
Жыл бұрын
"chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain, chocolate rain"
@l33g3ndar33
Жыл бұрын
Heard those words and was wondering how far down before we got a reference to that 😂
@lilsquidyyy
Жыл бұрын
@OwO ok
@NNAaron
Жыл бұрын
There was a time I was severely constipated, so I had to drink a bottle of this stuff. It's no joke how powerful it works. After 4 hours, I felt like a husk of a human being
@desolatedream7529
Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough two bottles of this isn't enough to clear your bowels of the cement they feed you in basic training.
@cutlessx7791
Жыл бұрын
I somehow got the opposite treatment. I downed 3 of these pineapple smelling bottles of awful and didn't fix the issue...
@sneakyshiekah8780
Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain. I had the exact same issue and after months of nothing working they gave me one of these. It worked…good god did it work
@a-10warthog23
Жыл бұрын
@@desolatedream7529I've been cackling at the video and then the comment above this but your comment turned it into cry laughter, oh my god.
@aizawa6562
Жыл бұрын
You don't know how much help this drink gave me, i went to the doctors because my poop wouldn't get out and I was so close to having surgery to remove it since it was tearing my insides. Once I drank this I definitely didn't go to sleep the whole night lmao but it saved me-
@demented2401
Жыл бұрын
I drank this after I had my gall bladder removed it didn't do anything to me. My wife went and got me these pills that worked perfect
@fgs7381
Жыл бұрын
Constipation gang 🤙
@dill5500
Жыл бұрын
@@fgs7381hell yea
@ranga274
Жыл бұрын
IBS because I be shitting
@sharpcheddar172
Жыл бұрын
The Rectum Wrangle 💀
@bojomogo3906
Жыл бұрын
I love this doc😂😂😂😂man give a master piece of poetry and medical explanation 🤣protect him with my life
@ironicugandan5826
Жыл бұрын
"This is gonna be such a bowel movement he'll be lucky if he has any bones left" Professor Farnsworth.
@PhonesAndOtherGoods95
Жыл бұрын
Bowel*
@ironicugandan5826
Жыл бұрын
@@PhonesAndOtherGoods95 corrected
@LucYGaming_
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if doctors could speak to you like this, everyone would be much more healthy 🤣😵💫
@sloppyjoebreadbowl5184
Жыл бұрын
I expected the wisdom and expertise of a professional… But I got the angelic hymn of a poet Thank you poo poo man for inspiring this doctor to craft such wonderful literature.
@saulhernandez6825
Жыл бұрын
POO POO MAN😂
@sunilu.ajinadasa3515
Жыл бұрын
Indeed. 😂😂🤣
@choconutsclips1488
Жыл бұрын
that’s gold
@armandomedina6405
Жыл бұрын
Dr. I hope you write your own scripts. Your way to funny and your seriousness just to much . Love it. 😁👍🏾
@homework8969
Жыл бұрын
Perfect mix of informal jokes and formal information. Chef’s kiss
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