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3 жыл бұрын
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@ytl9558
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh I'm not scared of the kids, I'm more scared of the parents and the operators who are easily stressed by treating kids...
@jiliciar.1423
3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@sheridanhinds1915
3 жыл бұрын
Love ur pfp
@Yourmom-mz9qf
3 жыл бұрын
I’m more scared of talking to the person lmao
@iz_bizz2010
3 жыл бұрын
Me: just do the... the thing.
@Hai24000
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean I dont want to offend the parents or anything idk why I would but..
@ghillies4life
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked many years in the children's hospital, you'd be surprised how often "crying" is the primary complaint.
@wendy645
3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS!!! I'm an ER admissions clerk and I cannot even begin to count how many times I've had this conversation: Me: "What brings you into the ER today?" Mom: "It's my baby." Me: "What ~about~ your baby brings you in today?" Mom: "He's crying." Me: *looks at calm, alert, smiling baby* 🤔
@JupiterRadio
3 жыл бұрын
This is actually how my parents found out I had a rare kidney disease. I was an unusually "good" and quiet baby/kid even if I was sick and had a high fever. So when I started crying my mom knew something was wrong. Turns out I was born with cystinuria. I literally pass kidney stones all the time. Yes, those will make a quiet baby scream lol but I do see a lot of parents bring their babies in for crying 😆 I've even seen a lady demand her baby be admitted because it cries and she needed sleep 🤦🏻♀️
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterRadio agree depends what is meant by crying. I cried non stop but because I had an infection, I was taken in for something else and they found out accidentally.
@lightylight7590
3 жыл бұрын
@@wendy645 crying is the only way babies can communicate that something is wrong, no wonder parents freak out. I have a relative, whose baby had a stroke and the the only symptom was crying. The docs brushed it off, so her left side was partially paralised.
@Makermook
2 жыл бұрын
There's actually a real ICD-10 code for "Crying Baby, NOS": R68.11. I see it on ER discharge notes from time to time. That's right up there with "Feared complaint with no diagnosis made." (Z71.1)
@MrAgentEcho
3 жыл бұрын
Ok I’ve got a funny story. My dad is a pathologist and one night when I was like 2 he gets paged in. My mom was on a trip and out of town so he needed to bring me in with him. He ended up needing to do a frozen section. He told the lab tech to babysit, gave them lil toddler me, and proceeded to work. A few minutes later he looks through the window into the main room and sees the lab tech with a horrified look on their face chasing me around the lab. Turns out the lab tech was terrified of children and I was quite a handful.
@aleenanadesan4563
3 жыл бұрын
Awwww😂😂😂😂😂
@hunterstucker665
3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaahhhh
@rivervortex680
3 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s amazing lol
@hunterstucker665
3 жыл бұрын
@@rivervortex680 thanks
@inlovewithmyhorsesss
3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterstucker665 You Do Know They Weren't Talking To You Right?
@Paper_Brain
3 жыл бұрын
“He’s 11 months old” “He’s just speaking gibberish” I’d be impressed if he wasn’t speaking h gibberish
@joesmilk3492
3 жыл бұрын
You might even be scared
@francescafrancesca3554
3 жыл бұрын
@@joesmilk3492 🤣🤣🤣
@monaradu3034
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
@@joesmilk3492 tell me about it. My friends grand kid could speak at 8 months old. Like properly talk in full adult sentences. It was actually hilarious but weird.
@AdittyaC7
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFakeyCakeMaker I hope it's only a few small sentences like how a parrot does.. else it is definitely scary
@melissajones6
3 жыл бұрын
As a peds nurse in private practice this is hilariously relatable. We often rechecked many “ear infections” that weren’t ear infections at all. I honestly think ER Drs get scared of babies and just say it’s something easy and send them on their way hoping they follow up with their regular Peds Dr.
@practicallycreative6115
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel like these are real situations but overdramatized to make it funny 😆
@TheMarshmellowLife
3 жыл бұрын
Most of the paramedics that I know are terrified of kids
@megannewell2133
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarshmellowLife that’s kinda funny because once I had an allergic reaction when I was like 6 and this one paramedic recognized me and was like “oh hi Megan” because I had a reaction recently before that. I recognized him also
@TheMarshmellowLife
3 жыл бұрын
@@megannewell2133 that makes sense. And not every paramedic is terrified, just most of the ones I know lol Believe it or not, despite allergic reactions being life-threatening, they're one of the simplest calls to run. Makes it pretty easy to be chill for those. It's when you don't know what's going on and the kid starts decompensating quickly.
@megannewell2133
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarshmellowLife I assumed so, it was also a call to the children’s hospital so that would make more sense. I never knew that allergic reactions were pretty easy cases, though I guess it’s better to know what’s actually happening so you can chose the right medicines.
@kathlenesmith830
3 жыл бұрын
When my kid was 7 we spent a whole year in and out of the hospital. Her ortho doc was great! Then we meet her plastic surgeon...let's just say he WASN'T good with kids. When he left his assistant said "Don't worry, you'll be dealing with me from now on. He just does the initial consult. You'll never see him again, I promise!" My kid was like..."Okay but you better not be lying! You know where you go for lying right???" She was a laugh riot the whole time we were there.
@johnydsmithson6834
3 жыл бұрын
-Ped Doc suspects epiglotitis "Is he awake and alert"? -ER doc asks AO "Do you know where you are? What's your name?" Frikin. Golden.
@polychromaticlaser635
3 жыл бұрын
Right on!
@Luverofmysoul2
3 жыл бұрын
Omg, I legit thought the same thing.
@povilzem
3 жыл бұрын
Epiglottitis? Because the baby is crying, started drooling while crying, and the parents suspect sore throat? Contain your zebras, mate! Still need tests, of course, to rule out bacterial infection, unlikely as it may be without a fever, but epiglottitis, of all things? I'd sooner expect pneumonia, and, much more likely, UTI than epiglottitis with this presentation. Seriously, what sort of unvaccinated third world country are you from? Haemophilus infections are literally 1 in a million here (or 0.1 in 100000, if you want to be pedantic). My diagnosis here, from what information we have, would be herpangina. Need to check the kid for exsiccosis-toxicosis, and look inside the mouth to be sure, though.
@Luverofmysoul2
3 жыл бұрын
@@povilzem yh, in retrospect I may agree. 11 month Olds do naturally just drool a lot sometimes. Id be worried for epiglotitis with other issues like if they aren't able to breath etc.
@Makermook
2 жыл бұрын
@@povilzem -- I've seen epiglottitis once in >20 years in practice. Mom described it so precisely over the phone that I knew exactly what it was. I went with them to xray, got a lateral neck film, saw the thumb, and called the ENT as we calmly walked across the street and straight into the OR. Causative organism was beta strep (I think group A.)
@simonodegard
3 жыл бұрын
"What year is it" Toddler: **incoherent babbling** "SIR YOU ARE HAVING A STROKE, PLEASE STAY CALM!"
@ayonbiswas4186
3 жыл бұрын
This one wins!!
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
@@ayonbiswas4186 I think he does it one of his other sketches.
@EvolvingHooman
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao came here for this comment. Ty.
@hannahscott6604
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@purplemanatee
3 жыл бұрын
I want to work in peds and when I told one of my mentors that he looked at me in surprise and asked if I knew that peds meant working with kids. He was shocked when I said yes.
@danceswithbears2521
3 жыл бұрын
Did he think you meant feet? Wow.
@polychromaticlaser635
3 жыл бұрын
No. Pediatricians specialize in treating parents.
@purplemanatee
3 жыл бұрын
@@polychromaticlaser635 you're not wrong
@XNamelessXNill
3 жыл бұрын
"now he's crying what do I do for that" LOOK IN HIS MOUTH! XD
@ForeverSus
3 жыл бұрын
I remember I was afraid of the needle. And so instead of calming me down, they immediately called in four more people to hold my four year old self down. I’m claustrophobic, and I lose my shit when I can’t move, so of course it made me struggle and cry. I never went back either, if I was sick I’d pretend I wasn’t sick until I was fine again, solely so I wouldn’t have to go back there.
@eturtled
3 жыл бұрын
Holly shit that clinic SUCKS
@poigikibobo
3 жыл бұрын
@@eturtled bruh, definitely!!!!! now this person has been affected negatively by that experience and it makes me sad :( That clinic really should've tried to calm them down when they were younger :/
@dereksaucedo3869
3 жыл бұрын
I mean their job is to treat you they’re not their for customer service
@AmazingAutist
3 жыл бұрын
@@dereksaucedo3869 Their job is to treat you, not traumatize you. Also, "bedside manner" is a thing SPECIFICALLY FOR MEDICAL *CARE*
@glowingforthe1654
3 жыл бұрын
I had that happen too and caused a lot of fear i have for doctors. Except my mom kept taking me TO THAT SAME WITCH
@Mostlyharmless1985
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he did an adult level AVPU on a baby…
@johnydsmithson6834
3 жыл бұрын
I had tears I did not see that coming at all.
@Karamarika
3 жыл бұрын
When I had to do my first pediatric sexual assault kit, I learned that it's not the kids that are scary. It's their crazy parents. Especially the ones that falsely accuse someone of sexually harming their children. That was horrific. Those poor kids. I still think about them and wonder if their mom ever got the help she needed or if they got to live with someone more stable. They were such good kids. Trying to care for each other as best they could.
@angelas1761
3 жыл бұрын
That breaks my fuckin heart man
@Cookie-mg8im
3 жыл бұрын
As a nursing student I had a tour of a sexual assault clinic. One of the rooms was done up with murals and bright colours and the exam bed was a green frog. Was a really cool exam room when you dont know what that clinic was for
@Laecy
3 жыл бұрын
Worked in a prenatal testing lab once. First time I saw a patient date-of-birth just nine years ago, I called the nurse and told her she’d written the patient’s birthday wrong. Nope. Nine. Years. Old. I thought I was going to puke.
@Bulmachan224
3 жыл бұрын
@@Laecy wait...a pregnant 9 year old????
@Kyiecutie
3 жыл бұрын
@@Laecy that’s…. Heartbreaking
@beaglesforlife3361
3 жыл бұрын
As a child, I could tell when someone wasn’t comfortable with small children and that meant I would subconsciously not trust them and was more likely to freak out
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS that is right people who are nervous around kids make kids nervous and react badly especially as the kid can't figure out what the problem is.
@Cavemanner
2 жыл бұрын
This is weird, because I'm very unsure around kids yet they flock to me like I'm their best friend.
@bdizzle5359
3 жыл бұрын
"Hes just speaking gibberish!" 😂
@CannabrannaLammer
3 жыл бұрын
I'm an experienced mum. I help the doctor by holding them or easing their mouth open. They aren't too bad when they're sitting on their mums knee. There are many ways to get an 11 month old to open their mouth including putting a spoon in front of it or offering them their bottle. They'll open up then. If its essential medicine and without it they're in trouble, it needs to be done. I had a child with oxygen sats of 58% on admission, basically close to death and she needed immediate oxygen, nebulisers and inhalers. Myself and a nurse had to hold the masks to her face and hold her tight to stop her struggling but otherwise the alternative didn't bear thinking about.
@eternal_seokjin7441
3 жыл бұрын
I mean... The baby's crying and the mouth's open now... Why not take the opportunity :v
@JaneDoe-uo8pe
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
3 жыл бұрын
But the loud noise coming from the throat, cause of hesitancy, because people generally don't like loud noises...
@Tom_M_Riddle
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I do
@ethanjaworski743
3 жыл бұрын
Crying doesn’t mean they opened their mouth it means there are tears coming out of their eyes smh
@eternal_seokjin7441
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanjaworski743 You clearly haven't seen how babies cry "smh".
@tigershenanigans6878
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine 11 month kid just clearly say 2021 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would have been more disturbing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CheapSkateGamer96
3 жыл бұрын
Considering time is a human construct I'd be just as surprised that they understand their position in history as the fact that they could utter the phrase "August 8, 2021"
@Voltaic_Fire
3 жыл бұрын
This is just people who aren't good with kids, me included. They're strange, fragile creatures that you're constantly worried you'll break by sneezing too hard in the next room over or something.
@CheapSkateGamer96
3 жыл бұрын
Made worse by the fact that the same child can survive a 3 story drop and then drown in a bathtub.
@MamaMOB
3 жыл бұрын
When you become a parent all that goes away. Kids are durable little fuckers!
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
@@MamaMOB yep, they're made of rubber and tungsten.
@TheFakeyCakeMaker
3 жыл бұрын
They sense your fear. Be careful 😉😄
@zaraheart
3 жыл бұрын
Kids and babies are resilient as hell though
@ludmilamaiolini6811
3 жыл бұрын
This is giving me flashbacks from med school. Trying to get kids to open their mouths so I could look at their throats was a nightmare. Even when I succeeded, I only had like 2 seconds to look before they shut their mouths again…
@fernandagarcia877
3 жыл бұрын
Bite block! They are great
@Makermook
2 жыл бұрын
Put the tongue depressor in horizontal, back between the molars. When they cry or yell, flip it sideways so it's vertical, holding the jaw open. Look quickly, then pull it out and tell them they did a GREAT job.
@johnydsmithson6834
3 жыл бұрын
My god this is golden and so accurate!! Bargaining with infants! No one wants to hurt a kid, but in time you learn to do what you gotta do.
@deo3367
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 omg. This would be me!! When my sister told me to change my niece’s diaper for the first time I was clueless! I started changing her like I do my geriatric patients (ICU RN here. 7 years). She walked in on me rolling her from side to side tucking in the diaper saying “ok stop squirming peach fuzz and it will be over soon!” She looked at me. Walked over with a file under her arm, grabbed the feet, lifted her bum up, changed her diaper with one hand, shook her head, and walked off to see her next client. My mom (my sister’s and my father’s secretary) died laughing. I had no clue! I change big diapers! My patients follow commands sometimes!
@tigershenanigans6878
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha totaly understandible 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am pet sitter and I came to people who had sweater for mini shnaucer and I usualy deal with standard coats so this sweater was confusing. The woman see that I have problem and tells me: its like puting onesie on a baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And I'm thinking in my head: lady you are not helping me with that information 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 In her defence I was around 30 at that time so she assumed I know it 😅😅😅😅
@hannahscott6604
2 жыл бұрын
I am the opposite and I’m chronically afraid of hurting seniors and I’m not good with them :(
@CarolynSSmith-us4nu
3 жыл бұрын
As a long time hospital nurse (40 yrs) I had many younger nurses tell me they couldn’t “relate “ to the kids on our adult ORTHO unit, & would I switch assignments. Weird, Cause the nurses were less than 10 years older, on average, than the kids. I guess they thought I was more of a motherly figure
@skitaco7068
3 жыл бұрын
*grandmotherly.
@CarolynSSmith-us4nu
3 жыл бұрын
@@skitaco7068 LOL!
@hoopdoop4079
3 жыл бұрын
AH yes, because a 10 year difference makes them easier to relate. Most adults that age don't have children never taken care of one.
@ksmspeace
Жыл бұрын
@@hoopdoop4079*shrug* it's the right range for a large age gap sibling or a cousin. Not everyone will have a 10 years younger relative they see often, but it's pretty common.
@Nikita-jo4cl
3 жыл бұрын
I had kind of an opposite experience. I was the patient at an ER and my husband and I had provided a letter from my psychologist as I always do when I first got there to explain I have severe ptsd due to multiple rapes in a relationship some years earlier explaining that being in vulnerable circumstances like being examined by doctors and having to is very stressful for me with a couple strategies that help me and that I also fear upsetting a dr with my reactions as I don’t want them to feel they are traumatising me and therefore feel traumatised themselves, especially men, I don’t want them to feel bad. I was presenting with extremely painful and swollen glands in my groin so examination was gonna be close to the genital area so as you’d imagine more nervous because of that. Anyway I was given a gown by the nurse and said to change into it with nothing on underneath because of the area of the problem and I asked her to close the curtain and she joked “it’s nothing we haven’t seen before” I completely freaked and collapsed sobbing and my husband was really angry and said “how can you say that after the letter from the psychologist” turns out no one had read it so the nurse was extremely apologetic and said she’d be back and closed the curtain. 10 minutes later in walks a dr who introduced himself and said he was from paediatrics and said he was sorry for what happened at the hospital and in my past, he’d read the letter and assured me that the nurse was ok and he’d had a lot of experience with kids who’d been sexually abused so he understood the impacts of that kind of trauma and I couldn’t distress him (as I said I don’t want my trauma to traumatise anyone else either) from there things were so much better and my husband and I gave him some flowers to thank him for his calming me and understanding me
@Jiminphoria
2 жыл бұрын
What a lovely understanding doctor. It was nice of them to call him. I didn't know a peds doc could see an adult? Fancy the nurses not bothering to read the letter. Sure there busy, but i can't imagine that its everyday someone comes in with a letter from a psychiatrist.
@jadelightsword
3 жыл бұрын
Love this! Peds hosp here, sometimes I'll get admissions when adult ED docs cover the peds ED, and admit perfectly fine 1 month old babies.....because they're uncomfortable assessing whether or not a baby of that age is safe for discharge. I think it's kind of cute.....
@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48
3 жыл бұрын
This is the doctor that graduated during online school
@jfat4
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, why you gotta call me out like that?
@sarahng5009
3 жыл бұрын
Oh believe me, I've met one or two of those this year. Hands down, the worst doctor I have ever met in 5 years of practice graduated during COVID. The face- to- face exams really filter out those who can regurgitate information but have absolutely zero common sense, no ability to think on their feet and autistic levels of people- skills.
@dnnnforfordnnn7838
3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahng5009 That's really mean, maybe give them time to adjust working with patients face-to-face? Calling colleagues "Autistic-level" is really unprofessional.
@jfat4
3 жыл бұрын
@@dnnnforfordnnn7838 yeah, really quite insensitive. Everyone is struggling during the pandemic and online learning is not ideal. Most people here were making jokes and light hearted comments, but this person is just being mean. Also, a sample size of 1 is not exactly good data. Whatever, I'm going to continue to learn online because thats all I can do. And I'm going to be a damn good doctor in spite of it!
@dnnnforfordnnn7838
3 жыл бұрын
@@jfat4 I agree. Pursue your dreams despite the circumstances! I am in my last year of medical school as well. I wish you all the best, and even if things go wrong initially, just make sure you keep learning and keep improving! Good luck!
@nonantic5317
3 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure that guy has simply never seen a child in his entire life
@-jupiter-3140
3 жыл бұрын
I remember one time as a kid I had to get a vaccine, and I have a fear of needles. So instead of helping me calm down they had 3 people hold me down, and they still couldn’t do it until I passed out from hyperventilation
@nickiejones1329
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said he's drooling and irritable I thought acute epiglottis, I hated my peds and ob rotation but it was quite informative. But I'm a nurse, I'm thinking of going back to school to become a PA tho,
@racheltyree4879
3 жыл бұрын
Do it!!!!!
@Makermook
2 жыл бұрын
"Drooling and irritable" sounds like teething 🤣
@planetparadox9798
3 жыл бұрын
I remember needing a spinal tap in 5th grade and the doctor who was not a pediatrician said “Don’t move or the needle will break in your spine and you’ll need surgery” so yeah that was fun and not at all traumatic.
@gray.dog6
3 жыл бұрын
Sir he’s 11 months old, of course he’s talking gibberish 😂
@RainyDoesNothing
3 жыл бұрын
I hate going to the hospital for any type of reasons. When I was younger I had strep throat and instead of getting medicine like my cousin did, my mom had me get the shot. I was roughly 4-5 when it happened and most of it was a blur, but I saw the needle and freaked out. My mom said a nurse was there trying to pin me down and I ended up kicking her, hard. I got the shot and the next thing I remember is sniffling while limping back to my moms car with a sucker in my hand. When I was getting in 7th grade, my school required that students get a flu shot to be accepted in for the year. I went there, got my shots, and went home. It was smooth. The next day, my mom gets a call from a doctor. They gave me a wrong shot, so I had to go back and get the right one. Now that I think about it, I could probably sue the hospital for lack of care for giving me a shot that I was never supposed to get. I’m short, the hospital is the reason I have a huge fear of needles/things piercing through skin
@tomiokagiyuu6641
3 жыл бұрын
Him: Kid what year is it! Baby: Yes I aged my vocal chords by 20 years to say 2021.
@AM23.
2 жыл бұрын
Childrens hospital is truly incredible, angels work there
@jessicaclark7130
3 жыл бұрын
For everyone out there, if your baby is crying unusually long/loud, there could be something wrong with them. Taking them into the doctor is totally acceptable.
@rosebud6485
3 жыл бұрын
This doc is hilarious! I used to work in the office of five gastroenterologists. They were never this much fun. 🤣
@edennishan717
3 жыл бұрын
This will def be me... I love kids but i never know what to say to them or what to do around them lmao🤣
@hannahluntsford1499
Жыл бұрын
Yay for Missouri!! I always feel bad when my kids are difficult for the doctors
@blackberry9766
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of when I was misdiagnosed with strep. All the lady had to do was comfort me so I'd open my mouth again so she could do the test...though, my throat must have looked messed up purely from how much I was coughing, so it was probably a good idea to tell little me to stay home anyhow.
@serenitylpz
3 жыл бұрын
Omg u always make me ctfu. Thanks Dr. Schmidt. I appreciate your comedy so much!!❤❤❤
@mafi9767
3 жыл бұрын
I'd probably do the "here comes the airplane" routine with the stick thingie they use to check the throat
@sage5932
3 жыл бұрын
throwback to when I was a first year med student and I had to look inside the ear of a 1 year old throwing a crying fit 😰
@JMac-27
3 жыл бұрын
Ummm sir, when kids start crying... Great time to look in their mouths 🤦 I worked pediatrics but my kid could figure that out lol
@scarlettsteele7999
3 жыл бұрын
10/10 can relate. I hated working in pediatrics.
@milathecat5454
3 жыл бұрын
When I was little I threw a chair at a nurse and kicked her over a needle, I made it out the door and down the hall before a stranger in the waiting room stopped me
@matthewclinton3338
2 жыл бұрын
“Like maybe a patient identification label???” had me on the floor 😂
@heyitsmeurcat6951
3 жыл бұрын
I lowkey thought it was like “doctors that aren’t good with kinks”
@kjerstinmatson2617
3 жыл бұрын
Also true 😂
@jiminssijinnie6932
3 жыл бұрын
“transfer for crying!?” LMAOO
@snoozebutton23
3 жыл бұрын
When he said he won't open his mouth and then kid starts crying....lol get your light out you could have looked while they were screaming.
@rochelleclark3169
3 жыл бұрын
Pediatrics is a special world. I work at a children's hospital and was recently a patient at an adult hospital where they said I had small veins. My phlebotomy coworkers at the children's hospital think I have great veins; haha the difference between what you get accustomed to working day after day.
@DavidMartin-ud9gs
3 жыл бұрын
They doctors in my small town were a ton better than the ones I've encountered in Denver. They have zero clue on how to handle children and they just seem like they don't care as much.
@SalahEddineH
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey kid, what year is it?" I lost my shit right there!
@EchadLevShtim
3 жыл бұрын
Doctor: "You should intubate him."
@17h127
3 жыл бұрын
This is so me when I have kid patients. Thankfully my coworkers will take over if I need, which is almost always lol.
@BDogGrizzly
3 жыл бұрын
Good doctor: How old is he? Bad doctor: 11 months Bad doctor: do you know what year it is!? Now he’s just speaking gibberish! And doesn’t know where he’s at! I absolutely lost it!!! 😂🤣😂
@theello1377
3 жыл бұрын
One time I broke my hand 3 weeks before my 18th birthday and when I arrived in the ER they insisted I had to get back on the bus and go to the children’s hospital because they “don’t treat children here”
@Gamerbay2017
3 жыл бұрын
Bro that's a rare 1st gen iPhone. I want it lmao
@lastdays7855
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he said the kid was talking gibberish. 😂🤣😂
@ariannazinzi7705
3 жыл бұрын
I would probably be the doctor with no clue on how to treat kids 😂😂
@Apple_2048
3 жыл бұрын
The way he’s just casually using the first generation iPhone though lmao.
@Lia-td17
3 жыл бұрын
When i was four, i got bitten by my uncle's dog so they had to give me injections for the bite But i knew they were going to so i started crying when i saw the needle and they had to hold me down and covered my eyes. That shit traumatized me All they had to do was close my eyes before injecting me which works a lot in my childhood years
@RDDESIGNOFEHT
3 жыл бұрын
They did the same shit too me expect it was just a vaccine that’s probably why I lose my shit when someone covers my eyes when I don’t expect it
@ajddavid452
9 ай бұрын
and I thought I was bad with kids, but this guy takes it to a WHOLE 'nother level
@matthewwaller8784
3 жыл бұрын
Are Pediatric rotations mandatory for emergency and family med residency?
@flowersinherhair
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, they all have to do peds rotations. The family med doctors are usually great with kids; ER docs, it varies.
@pattygould8240
3 жыл бұрын
@@flowersinherhairI found ER doctors to be extremely dismissive of young people. I once had to bring a baby to the emergency room four times before they did any actual testing. They put her in isolation when they finally determined that she had a serious gastro intestinal infection. I was a pregnant seventeen year old at the time and if I hadn't been persistent, I would have experienced having a baby die on my watch.
@Fiery154
3 жыл бұрын
@@pattygould8240 so glad that you had the wherewithal to advocate for your baby. It is hard to do, especially for young people. When you get older you don’t have a s*** to give, so it gets easier to be a PiTA and get the appropriate attention.
@pattygould8240
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fiery154 she wasn't my baby but I can't imagine how devastating it would have been for me if she'd died on my watch.
@hannahscott6604
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@singerdancerlaugher
2 жыл бұрын
"okay, why don't you just transfer him here" 😂😂
@sadtransgirl
3 жыл бұрын
Heeyyyyyyy , I’m studying to be a pediatrician :)
@إذاكنتتستطيعقراءةهذاأنتالآنشاذ
3 жыл бұрын
How it actually went: Kid:*acting fine and very healthy* Doctor:”what kind of MONSTER ARE YOU!!!”
@laurenj432
3 жыл бұрын
It seems like Tylenol would help if he’s crying and has a sore throat lol
@hannahscott6604
2 жыл бұрын
But read carefully for PROPER DOSE!!!! Babies don’t need very much!
@gracen8010
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a nurse at a mental hospital sedate a 4 year old because he was crying too much and she “couldn’t handle it anymore.” He’d been crying for all of five minutes, asking where his mom was the whole time and nobody would answer him, which only made him panic more. When everyone got angry at the nurse for sedating him when she could’ve just answered his question she said “It’s not my job to babysit” and threatened to sedate us too for “being too aggressive.” She worked in the 3-12 year old unit, it was EXACTLY her job to take care of kids.
@MoliminousTheater
2 жыл бұрын
Pro my doctor as a kid had the best stickers. Holographic. Never underestimate the power of stickers.
@starfireonvf
2 жыл бұрын
Kids go crazy for stickers at work although we don't have holographic stickers. Just popular kid shows toys and superheroes
@BankruptMonkey
Жыл бұрын
My one specialist doctor had puffy stickers, it was so exciting. One of them even had googly eyes on top of the puffy sticker, so that went straight into my treasure chest and was beloved for years it was so cool.
@miriga3927
3 жыл бұрын
It’s CrYiNg WhAt dO I Do?????
@sock1050
3 жыл бұрын
One thing this channel taught me is that doctor's network alot and all of 'em are like "I don't know you but I will help you"
@Doc_Schmidt
3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@pogglethelesser4688
3 жыл бұрын
How would he know he is a sore throat or not?
@rubenskog3077
3 жыл бұрын
I'd be scared if someone that incompetent actually got hired at a hospital, its even worse if its a freaking pediatric lol
@jimmiedmc1
3 жыл бұрын
I really hope this is exaggerated satire,
@ItWillRainXO
3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, it completely is
@lthomas3623
3 жыл бұрын
Your being dramatic
@herusaleron6793
3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo i’ve definitely had a minor patient freak out on me tho and it sucks when you say open your mouth please and they just refuse. for reference, kid was too old to be doing that. i spent 30 minutes calming him down over a strep test.
@stevenlance5283
3 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@HikikimoriFemcel
3 жыл бұрын
As the daughter of a children's nurse I can confirm this is accurate
@stephaniehowe0973
3 жыл бұрын
Parent hold the child back to the practioner. Dips tot exclaiming whooo is also Helpful Doc is sitting facing parent. Be fast! Mouth pops open w Giggles Oh & all I have? Is a High School Diploma & a Cosmetology license
@SkyFyre2435
3 жыл бұрын
That's not going to be enough time to get a good look at the back of the kid's throat.
@katerinaadriah
3 жыл бұрын
@@SkyFyre2435 truth. During a crying episode, though (like in the video), is often perfect if mom/dad/guardian can hold the little bugger still for a minute. Source: I’ve seen it first hand.
@stephaniehowe0973
3 жыл бұрын
@@katerinaadriah 🙄 I have used this many times. You put the tongue depresser in.
@bebo4809
3 жыл бұрын
"This kid is speaking gibberish" Lmao
@remo356
8 ай бұрын
"he is crying now, what do I do? " Now look in the mouth actually 😂😂
@its.kaylin.8807
3 жыл бұрын
this is true- i used to live up in upstate new york and my baby brother at the time was sick (maybe 9 months old- no less) my mother took him to a hospital and they drew blood, gave him medicine, vaccines all for their own pleaser. this was where he said his first words: no mommy. my mom said that she thought he was going to die because we were too poor to afford an ambulance and they wouldn’t release my brother because of medical and legal reasons. he had a common cold.
@ellairax
16 күн бұрын
My mom said she always stayed calm when we were getting shots as kids and neither of us ever had any problems being anxious about shots. I do think a lot of the anxiety kids have at the doctors actually comes from the parents being anxious, whether they realize it or not.
@Kweghp
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I work in family medicine, see mostly adults and the elderly, but this is exactly how I feel when a child comes in 🥴
@pamyuhnke8143
Жыл бұрын
We don’t swab kids for strep
@cyemonkey1828
3 жыл бұрын
When I was little they just had 3 doctors come in to hold me down so they could stick the popsicle stick on the back of my throat.
@analozada9475
3 жыл бұрын
As a CPT-1 I hated dealing with most kids cuz they scream, kick, punch and bite when we tried to draw samples. BUT, dealing with the parents was worse cuz they were all freaked out and anxious, so they transferred that energy to their kids, which made things even more difficult. Plus, some parents even flip out and curse you out when they see their kid crying cuz they think yo are hurting them on purpose. I’m not gonna lie, some nurses and cpt-1 SUCK at drawing blood, but most of us were pretty good at our jobs. Some parents are just too dramatic and annoying. 🙄😂
@lynnwilliams1480
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a hospital lab and the first time I had to draw blood from a little kid I was scared to death! Finding a vein on a chubby little toddler isn’t easy and seeing a sick baby or toddler breaks my heart.
@britney6314
3 жыл бұрын
My pediatrician told me that a shot would feel just like an ant bite and after that I would always say "just an ant bite" and close my eyes and I've never been afraid of needles since. Now I have a ton of tattoos and get complimented on how well I sit for them. Maybe not causation but def correlation in some way
@laurenceharper2037
3 жыл бұрын
I usually don't laugh at these shorts but the what year is it got me.
@allstargamergirl232
3 жыл бұрын
As a child I often liked doing to see my doctor as I knew after him and my mum talked I would get chocolate buttons and a sticker.
@anthonymarcotulio8249
3 жыл бұрын
This speaks to me on so many levels
@charley734
2 жыл бұрын
My dads a doctor, so doctors have never scared me, but I’ve struggled with anxiety since I was little so whenever I had to get a shot, my mom would hold my hand and the nurse would try to make conversation with me. My twin brother needed more consolation though. I would have to say though, the only thing about doctors that scare me is when they start talking seriously and the smile is gone. My dad has taught me that that’s never good. But doctors are just people.
@Juuk-D
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo 11 months, asks the baby "sir can you tell me what date it is"
@zachjones6944
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. The patient is obviously delirious.
@Dagoodnurse
3 жыл бұрын
He's just speaking jiberish! LMAO
@Proxxy254
3 жыл бұрын
I hate this stuff in irl but u r making me start to like it now like I hate how doctors have to talk on the phone with the other people but u are making me laugh at this
@xyz__lover-M
3 жыл бұрын
"This kid is gibberish" 😂😂
@plugnug
11 ай бұрын
Damn when he said no clue he meant NO CLUE😂
@sabrinaleedance
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious because my son is at that age, cries, drools and speaks gibberish 😅
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