We really need to change the narrative on CTE being all doom and gloom. Tito Ortiz is helping us lead the charge.
@AtrioxiClean
Жыл бұрын
Just went for a night run on the levy. Saw a massive rod-shaped green light appear to my right in the distance, then disappear and I couldn’t see the source. Scared shitless. Ran to my car and drove home. Here I am calming down, thx Guru 😭
@wingsofheartproblems6400
Жыл бұрын
CTE, are you getting paid by the UFC now?!?! Have you not seen the compilation of Tito. It's FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
@WhiteAngel888
Жыл бұрын
CTE is never funny
@Bluis5445
Жыл бұрын
You have a very large forehead. You have the Vegeta hairline.
@sweetpeagrayble5858
Жыл бұрын
An important issue, to be sure, but how is everybody's o-ring after watching this?
@TheAnimefool
Жыл бұрын
The idea of titos sentence being so disconnected that it causes Chuck to think he’s having a cte moment himself is hilarious
@richarddixon1450
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@loopvil369
10 ай бұрын
it really is
@Karl_Drogo55
10 ай бұрын
holy shit im crackin up at this
@andymcevoy3109
8 ай бұрын
I’m literally in stitches at this hahahah
@pauleleven6658
8 ай бұрын
i will never forget the look on chucks face at that moment
@davekushner5340
Жыл бұрын
I’m laying in bed laughing so hard but so quietly, my wife just woke up scared because she thought I was having a seizure.
@jackreacher2095
Жыл бұрын
Must of been on that kush you are named after 😂
@shadyganley8877
Жыл бұрын
@@jackreacher2095kush 😂😂😂
@Itscomplicatedaf24
Жыл бұрын
That G force clip made me laugh so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣
@songpizzas5422
Жыл бұрын
This comment made me lmao. 👏
@Sergatx
Жыл бұрын
Holy. I’m doing the same 😂
@Jay-u5k5f
4 ай бұрын
"I'm an old mature, I mature oldly. " Wtf🤣🤣🤣
@L8-APEX
7 ай бұрын
Tito's dialog is described best by this Michael Scott quote "Sometimes I start a sentence and I have no idea where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way" 😂😂😂
@truesoulghost2777
2 ай бұрын
Dont we all?
@Romanus-
7 күн бұрын
@@truesoulghost2777not really man lol
@SwampOperator
8 ай бұрын
Lol chuck lookin around at everyone to make sure it wasnt his cte kicking in
@ifgwelf
Жыл бұрын
The look of utmost confidence on Titos face as he's about to deliver the cheese and wine promo, and you can see his brain malfunctioning as it's computing the sentence coming out.
@flameguy3416
Жыл бұрын
You're just reaching for those 🍇...
@rylanlittle261
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Romanus-
11 ай бұрын
It’s like watching someone do algebra but with the English language. He literally is trying to compute actual speech and is incapable of completing the process
@harrydavey9884
4 ай бұрын
His brain is an engine running on Vegemite.
@ainz2579
3 ай бұрын
@@flameguy3416 and the wine is signing like the violin
@datcrazywhiteboy6205
Жыл бұрын
"To all my fans ive never let you down until now" Tito Ortiz
@ezradaiquiri11311
Жыл бұрын
"And I never will" 😂
@datcrazywhiteboy6205
Жыл бұрын
@@ezradaiquiri11311 Please don't ever cut a finger off slicing onions
@HugoStiglitz88
10 ай бұрын
You missed the funniest part "and I won't start"
@HugoStiglitz88
10 ай бұрын
You got it wrong too. Yall must have CTE
@speedzonefilms
5 күн бұрын
@@HugoStiglitz88you missed the even funnier part, behind him it says “the worst will happen”
@Jeremy-th5pt
Жыл бұрын
"I train 6 days a week, 5 days a week, I'll train 3 days a week, ONE OF THOSE DAYS I'LL TRAIN 2 DAYS A WEEK" LOL.😂
@macabre19
7 ай бұрын
😂
@sweetswing1
7 ай бұрын
You're a punk dude
@aresjerry
7 ай бұрын
Translation: he trains 6 days a week. 3 times a day, for 5 days. And twice, on one day before his rest day. 😂😅
@sleevelessace
2 ай бұрын
@@aresjerry even that LOL there has to be a easier way to explain his training days then what he said or even the translation LOL, translating gibberish makes it a bit better but still insane LMAO
@HarryBermuda
Ай бұрын
@@aresjerrymate how you've managed to decipher titonese is impressive.
@acethegreat3963
27 күн бұрын
The onion cutting was a rollercoaster! It went from being funny due to his strange technique, to being body horror once he starts bleeding, to drama and suspense at how close he is to completely chopping his finger off, back to humorous when he pretty much insinuates he'd rather bleed cutting an onion than cry, to a feeling of resolution when he finishes cutting the onion with any further damage with respectable technique. We're lucky to still have tito with us after seeing how endangering he is to his own well being just taking on the most mundane day to day tasks.
@Texmma
26 күн бұрын
😭😭
@BeeRocket2010
3 ай бұрын
For years & years I swear my boss has only one expression, a frown, never smiled doesn't laugh, mono toned, not interested in making eye contact with life, he has always been suspected of having no soul and described as being a human with no personality. I put this vid on at lunch break and we all saw it happen for the first time...he smiled and laughed!
@Mitch189022
Жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub is proof that CTE isn’t always funny
@ezradaiquiri11311
Жыл бұрын
🤣💯
@heavensubculture
Жыл бұрын
Idk I think Brendan schaub is funny af not as a comedian but as a cte virtuoso he’s crazy funny
@ezradaiquiri11311
Жыл бұрын
@heavensubculture he's so annoying. And I hate how he says, man. Like yeah maan that's so annoying, maaann...🤦. Besides, him and rogan threw eddie bravo under the bus about flat earth all the time, even though Joe knows for a fact we've never been to the moon and all the pictures are fake. It's so stupid.
@drewdrewson1384
11 ай бұрын
the gringo poppy and his first spooshel are both masterpieces in the same way the room is
@Fr6
11 ай бұрын
@@drewdrewson1384Drew, you're definitely a spooshel guy.
@joshlife6395
Жыл бұрын
The onion scene, the cutting, the blood, and the fact he just continues, ignoring the fact he actually cut himself and is bleeding all over the family dinner- had me crying tears of laughter. Thanks guru, that was special.
@Scheboygan8767
11 ай бұрын
I’ve never laughed harder at something on KZitem ever, he just kept going 😭
@esewey1686
11 ай бұрын
As a chef I know for sure Tito’s finger was stinging like a mf and tiro was trying so hard to play it off
@jakemitchell1671
10 ай бұрын
@@esewey1686 LOL! Was it a live stream? If not, surely someone watched it back and had to see the blood on the onion? Why was that just disregarded?? Hahaha....God I laughed until I cried. As a chef, you know his final push absolutely was NOT "good form." It was horrible! And while his choice of knife (machete? lol) wasn't the worst, an 8-10" chef's knife would do SO much better.
@potatoman57
10 ай бұрын
@@esewey1686seriously why couldn’t he just re-take the video? Instead just decided to push through the pain?
@esewey1686
10 ай бұрын
@@potatoman57 nah seriously 💀💀💀i can’t help but cringe so hard watching this video it’s hilarious. Why did he even upload it in the first place????
@heisenb3rg
Жыл бұрын
“You fans tune in. I never let you down until now.. I won’t start”😭😂😂
@sleevelessace
2 ай бұрын
literally something michael scott would say LOL
@pill1154
7 ай бұрын
God i cant stop coming back to this video, tito side eyeing chandler is so fucking hilarious
@db4552
7 ай бұрын
My favourite Tito quote: "You live and you learn, then hopefully you forget"
@erikkibler3466
2 ай бұрын
The secret to his success 😂
@paytonmatthews99
Жыл бұрын
Nah the “Tito holds the light bulb and somebody underneath him twists Tito” has me cryinggg 🤣🤣🤣
@masibulelemnguni6554
Жыл бұрын
Some comments are just wild bro😂
@JakobFridfinnsson
11 ай бұрын
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
@ericnielsen5441
11 ай бұрын
Tito holds the bulb and spins the room 😂
@WestCoastShredders
9 ай бұрын
Nah bro he holds his hand still and walks in a circle 😂
@xxjacksparrowxx6742
8 ай бұрын
Just imagine this bald mf being rotated while holding the bulb, imagine the scene 😂
@kingk3245
11 ай бұрын
As a professional chef for 20 years. Watching him cut that onion was the funniest shit I've seen in like a really long time lol.
@beautifulstrongman
8 ай бұрын
He's one for ya. Buddy comes on line the other day, during lunch rush, and asks "Hey, where's the ham for the hamburgers?". This is after disappearing into the walk-in for like 4 min.
@rockyevans1584
7 ай бұрын
@beautifulstrongman lame joke maybe? Or stoned out of his tree? Or just dumb af? Lol
@E-A-Z-Y
5 ай бұрын
Absolutely diabolical
@kingk3245
5 ай бұрын
@@beautifulstrongman How did I miss this for 2 months lol. Your guys didn’t send him to dry storage for a can of steam did ya ? Had a guy I was training on fry ask me why the oil wasn’t boiling if it’s at 350 degrees… bring me the robots please.
@MK-hw2ir
4 ай бұрын
@@beautifulstrongmanwhat is CTE?
@bryanciacco4181
Жыл бұрын
"You fans tune in, I've never let you down till now.... I won't start!" Is the best Tito quote of all time
@HugoStiglitz88
8 ай бұрын
Totally agreed. It's funny on so many levels 🤣
@happentodie8776
8 ай бұрын
I'm laughing just reading that 😅 brilliant
@infiad1275
19 күн бұрын
He's like White Goodman from Dodgeball.
@burdy707
6 ай бұрын
i’ve seen that g force clip so many times and i’ve never once realised it was tito and now im laughing even harder
@shane7103
10 ай бұрын
Its an absolute rollercoaster listening to Tito talk. He should do his own podcast
@FFS33
Жыл бұрын
Tito is playing 5D chess, he's just throwing words at us expecting us to put them in order,absolute Chad.
@insuchaway
9 ай бұрын
This unique observation is a 10-7 comment.
@henrii2357
8 ай бұрын
He’s playing chest
@k.c.r.5974
8 ай бұрын
5D chest...get it right you juicy juice boy
@HugoStiglitz88
8 ай бұрын
He's also making us pay attention to him by acting dumb when he really isn't. This is how he stays relevant. 200 iq strategy
@cod2573
7 ай бұрын
"Never let the enemy know your next word"
@luiz9672
Жыл бұрын
We need a person like Tito in the community to make us laugh
@joeybplasticrehab5578
Жыл бұрын
Bet he’s awesome at scrabble 🤫
@jonnhyappleseed7498
Жыл бұрын
Scrabble is to complex... its about that bingo life
@jimberry5318
Жыл бұрын
Your looking at a lightskinned gorilla....... People think I'm African American - tito
@Bickle121
Жыл бұрын
“I’m here guys, I will always let you down guys”
@maxkelly6664
Жыл бұрын
“I wanna outlive my children” Tito Ortiz
@SeanWoodsonsNutritionist
Жыл бұрын
Of course
@jdamsel8212
Жыл бұрын
100%
@jamesmcdougal2
Жыл бұрын
We all know Tito is not a wordsmith haha
@Itscomplicatedaf24
Жыл бұрын
Not with those onion chopping skills 😂😂
@Dahn.Baern.
Жыл бұрын
My old best friends mom outlived 2/3 children, tragically. I don’t think she’s proud of it
@T9K66
10 ай бұрын
It’s been tough times but this is definitely the hardest I have laughed in a while. Thanks for curating these videos.
@SpreadAU
7 ай бұрын
Tito left out what he was training on. “I’m training 6 days a week, 5 days a week cardio, 3 days wrestling….etc etc “ he left out what he was training on 😂😂
@DreCrimson
7 ай бұрын
Lmao a classic. Shit had me confused for days
@Noseface
Жыл бұрын
Tito Ortiz is a content machine. Such a great meme that man is.
@the1abstrakt
11 ай бұрын
The way Tito morphed into Wanderlei at 7:27 was fantastic. Truly a talent
@nakternal
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂I thought that who it was in the thumbnail
@Shoegazebasedgenre0.
8 ай бұрын
what the fuck is Tito doing? looks scary
@Mumpty-of8je
8 ай бұрын
It's just a simulation of the speeds a lot of jets go and the forces they put on a person. Not dangerous for the brain long term, it's kinda like being put in a choke temporarily.@@Shoegazebasedgenre0.
@bebop4874
7 ай бұрын
Damn good comment
@deeznutz8320
6 ай бұрын
@@Shoegazebasedgenre0.Its a G force machine
@basedsoyboy7293
Жыл бұрын
CTE is the best base for comedy
@MooseKnuckle66
7 ай бұрын
Rewatching this. Just what I needed thanks Tito.
@seanmcclure
3 ай бұрын
“ I’ve been fighting MMA for 10 years, and for about five years I’ve been fighting, but two years out of that one year I was training.”
@kodokami7
Жыл бұрын
MMA Guru + Tito Oritz = Comedic Gold. One of the funniest video from Guru. Love to see more content like this, something outside of UFC related
@KingC89
Жыл бұрын
Every parent secretly wants to outlive their children. Tito was just brave enough to say it out loud.
@waltertupou
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ofon2000
Жыл бұрын
look up how Tito said something like, "...and of COURSE I wanna outlive my children"@@ominousbagel512
@nervouspanic5286
Жыл бұрын
@ominousbagel512 he's basically saying no one wants to die and titos the only one to admit it
@phishdough
Жыл бұрын
@@nervouspanic5286people don’t want to die, sure, but I’m pretty sure the worse thing that could happen to any decent parent is to outlive their child. I don’t think most people want to live through some shit like that.
@EireannSpeaks
Жыл бұрын
@@ominousbagel512 My god man you're a dopey fella. The chronicles of Tito have been going on since the early 2000s when did you start watching the sport?
@MainStreamRegimeDemocrats
11 ай бұрын
"ULTIMATE Sacrifice minimal reward" had me crying, guru churns out this banger of a line after watching this insanely hilarious video
@fergytonuson2723
4 ай бұрын
God damn I needed that laugh! Number is just an age! 💪🤣
@HugeChungus
6 ай бұрын
The fucking lightbulb comment had me in hysterics 😂
@RollTideRoll_GSP
Жыл бұрын
Tears running down my face, great way to start my Saturday right here! Who knew Tito would become such a MMA treasure in his later years!😂
@BestPropTutorials
Жыл бұрын
I don’t usually laugh very easily but I laughed so hard out loud watching these😂
@farazsayyed3900
Жыл бұрын
I swear I’m dying over here 😂
@keiraburns7398
Жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@jacobjones7783
Жыл бұрын
Cured my depression
@JackieDamschroder
Жыл бұрын
I’m sure you have such a complex sense of humor
@jse_illustrations
Жыл бұрын
the onion part had me crying
@joanneee1037
Жыл бұрын
Theres this 1 clip of him training where he said his training philosophy is, "Go hard and go home". I bursted out lauging when he said that lol
@Bumbaclartios
3 ай бұрын
“It worked. At the cost of his family’s health it worked” I cannot breathe man
@Williamkenyon-e8d
2 ай бұрын
Your laugh is infectious lol😂 makes the video even funnier.
@BrandonPTravels
Жыл бұрын
The blood on the onion actually made me verbally laugh😂😂😂😂
@Cp_9900
Жыл бұрын
I think you just mean laugh
@BARBARYAN.
8 ай бұрын
Bro it covered the onion I lost it
@GhastlyCretin
8 ай бұрын
This is exactly like something Tito himself would say. Amazing.
@BrandonPTravels
8 ай бұрын
@@GhastlyCretin fuck 😂
@dyyylllaannn
6 ай бұрын
i think you mean audibly
@LucasR013
Жыл бұрын
“I want to out live the MMA guru” -Tito Ortiz
@XplicitTruth444
Жыл бұрын
i mean the dude is as obese as they come so that wont be hard to achieve lol
@thatindiandude4602
Жыл бұрын
Looking at the BMI not a hard achievement IMO.
@skewsto
Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂
@davvsalbum1304
2 ай бұрын
This killed me 😂 thanks for the laugh...
@grimeztwoeleven
3 ай бұрын
seeing you being so enthused of tito being an idiot is contagious i can't stop laughing shit is hilarious
@FakeGyllenhaal
Жыл бұрын
03:24 gotta love Chuck frantically looking around "is anyone else hearing this guy or is it just me?"
@danielstrother2494
6 ай бұрын
I can’t stop laughing over that. He thought he lost time again and missed a bunch of the conversation. It’s exactly like when I fake throw the ball to my wiener dog. 😂😂😂
@chadwicklite
Жыл бұрын
Watching the Guru laugh just makes my day🤣
@thomasmacdonough288
Жыл бұрын
Tito actually kind of a tank though to get clipped by a knife, get his wound covered in onion juice, but keep recording like nothing happened 😂
@Jimboslice35
4 ай бұрын
I nearly died several times watching this 😂
@NotKD35
4 ай бұрын
The fact he posted that onion cutting tutorial after he cut himself is hilarious and insane
@TayKhaiYi
Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite UFC moment of all time is Ken Shamrock saying I'm going to beat you to the living death to Tito Ortiz
@abrooker55
Жыл бұрын
😡
@Benjamin-1776-
Жыл бұрын
LMAO, same. The whole clip is awesome with Tito's perfectly timed laugh, Dana trying and failing to contain his own laughter, the possessed chair, and of course the spectacle that is borderline retardation level IQ combined with Shamrock's CTE and having less than zero points put into charisma it is all just amazing. Off to go watch it again it never disappoints.
@infiad1275
19 күн бұрын
@@Benjamin-1776- That's a perfect description!
@Saygoodnightfight
Жыл бұрын
I’m proud of Tito for having so much CTE that he gets KO’d by gravity itself. Not many people can achieve goals as high as those
@XplicitTruth444
Жыл бұрын
i mean... you could fall down and hit your head and get knocked out lol boom gravity... do you "people" even think before you speak? fuck.. FUUUCKKK.
@Eventual-Visitor
Жыл бұрын
He went to 9G's which means almost everybody would've lost conscience. Actually he recovered almost instantly, most people would take a bit longer.
@GrandpasRevenge43
Жыл бұрын
Tell me you don't understand G-force without telling me you don't understand G-force lol
@hiraether6209
Жыл бұрын
Can't get KO'd by something that doesn't exist ;)
@abaddon130
10 ай бұрын
@@hiraether6209bro is brain dead :0
@JohnSigz
Жыл бұрын
My favorite is the one with his fight in the fall but he says it yeah it’ll be in April and he starts training for it in July 😂☠️
@wazz5009
2 ай бұрын
By far one of the best mma guru videos of all time video he me in tears the whole time😂
@tylerkopf6868
4 ай бұрын
Bro randomly grabs sentences
@chriss2948
Жыл бұрын
I was never a real Tito fan, and then I saw him on Tuf against Shamrock. My view of him changed completely. I will still argue that he is one of Tuf's best coaches. He was fantastic with his fighters. He has never been able to speak, but he still has my respect after that performance.
@Mox1990
9 ай бұрын
he outspoke shamrock during that season and made him look like Tito looks to us. There are levels to CTE
@KyePietras-pi9lx
7 ай бұрын
Yeah great coach Also shamrock getting schooled by Tito like wtf 🤣
@UFCPhan
Жыл бұрын
Tito breaking new ground in the g-force machine, non-contact CTE edit: holy fuck that lightbulb joke lmao
@Elimstjohn
Жыл бұрын
Bro I can't stop rethinking about it and laughing so hard that I cry.
@SERGIO-z1e
13 күн бұрын
I always come back to this vid because it just always kills me its always hysterical seeing tito stumble through his life lol
@thomasmcgregor1363
4 ай бұрын
This video had me dying man
@AUZlE
11 ай бұрын
You post 1-2 videos a month that are just laugh factories and part of it is that you just have an infectious laugh due to it being genuine, you don’t falsify your emotion and so it always hits 10/10.
@jamesforbesw
Жыл бұрын
As a Black American, I don’t even get mad at him lol I’m laughing so bad 😂
@Researchthejoos
11 ай бұрын
Then why do your people always cry victim Your African not American Americans are white
@DeuceDropper927
9 ай бұрын
As a Black Chinese, I don't eben getu madu ata himu ror I'm raffing so bad
@N.A.M.S.
8 ай бұрын
As a fellow black american i have diabetes. thank you.
@itsSoaren
8 ай бұрын
As a Native American, my people won’t be here to agree with my sentiments on this video because all of my ancestors are dead
@JadonCrabtree
8 ай бұрын
@@itsSoarenthere's one left boys, let's go.
@Brosabroads
4 ай бұрын
The onion cutting tutorial is tops for me. Sooo funny
@StareATheWall
3 ай бұрын
Your laugh is contagious my guy.
@julius2790
Жыл бұрын
Guru you are a jewel. This was so incredibly funny.
@designingtheenemy5869
Жыл бұрын
I think Tito is always in that "be/say motivational stuff all the time" mindset and that he's literally speaking whole sentences without thinking what he's saying lol. Cte definitely is a factor but some people really are just dopey too. That combined and you get Tito lol. One of the cooler more coherent things he's said was that cheap Jackal story and chael instantly ruined it for him by talking about his pstar baby mama.
@Pxstran
Жыл бұрын
I literally woke up in the middle of the night . It’s 5 Am I tried to put on a guru video to go to sleep to, I’ve been laughing throughout the entire video and I cannot sleep now. Thanks guru
@codycox2465
Жыл бұрын
Same here lmao
@SMK--
4 ай бұрын
This video is timeless guru. Tears in my eyes every time i rewatch this 😂😂😂
@joennejordbaer
8 ай бұрын
This is seriously funny! Thank you for bringing these moments to us.
@Stanky_Foot
Жыл бұрын
United we stand, and divided, we will not fall. 💀
@berlin4103
Жыл бұрын
Number is just an age.
@IamChaChaCHNNL
Жыл бұрын
Tried so hard and was proud of myself for keeping my composure for so long (4 minutes). However “right hook to the body” was my breaking point. I can no longer breathe
@steelier6107
8 ай бұрын
It’s my favorite because it’s so short and simple😭😭. Can’t even tell his lefts and rights
@UnTropical
Жыл бұрын
This made me like Tito. This is actually hilarious 😆 😂😂
@joeybplasticrehab5578
Жыл бұрын
And I thought Ken Shamrock ☘️ was an idiot 🧐boy was I wrong
@BobbyDirt
7 ай бұрын
He just goes for it with sentences 😂
@MjBurns88
6 ай бұрын
I just stopped wrestling after 18 years I watched this planning on being scared...... I'm so ashamed that I must have laughed harder than I've laughed in about 5 years😂😂😂
@tylerhoffmann47
Жыл бұрын
Tito should write comedy dialogue literally just by streaming his consciousness into a script. This is gold.
@Nathan-qq3kv
Жыл бұрын
The onion cutting technique is almost the same as one used by street vendors in India mainly. But Tito somehow managed to still do it wrong
@thatindiandude4602
Жыл бұрын
Yes. But Tito Ortiz forgot to add the gastroenteritis because that's a crucial ingredient
@Eventual-Visitor
Жыл бұрын
@@thatindiandude4602 Well, that juiced up blood of his permeating the onion might just do the trick.
@lawrencehackett6479
Жыл бұрын
Was having a super normal night, until I went downstairs to quietly get me a bowl of cereal without waking anybody up.. started watching this video & 5 minutes later I'm covered head to toe in milk/captain crunch because I laughed so hard mid bite I choked, tried to panick wrestle the bowl to the counter without dropping it, didn't. Bowl hits the ground. Everybody woke up. The visual is me covered in milk, uncontrollably laughing while choking watching This f*ckin guy talking about how he's never felt better while also mentioning how his body hasn't matured well.. because his dad's 80 & his grandmother's 100.. This video was well worth the choke
@constantineiordanidis4334
Жыл бұрын
Next time get some cheese and wine with your captain crunch thank me later dude
@Mookguy
Жыл бұрын
Keep reaching for those grapes buddy
@sethsolopow3226
11 ай бұрын
careful choking on cereal if you wanna outlive your children like Tito
@jbuzzo1
11 ай бұрын
Fuck dude, great comment, hilarious 😂😂
@BARBARYAN.
11 ай бұрын
I’m stoned right now and that’s the best story I’ve ever related to
@imnotoopinionated
8 ай бұрын
You are a gem. I cried laughing with my wife on this one.
@reesthomson4340
8 ай бұрын
One of your funniest reactions always come back every so often for a belly bursting !
@prod.byroom1219
Жыл бұрын
Bro I found Pantheon Level Cluelessness a couple months back and literally watched every tito ortiz clip on the channel. Hes the gift that keeps on giving
@DJK6914
Жыл бұрын
Guru looks like he rolled a fat blunt and decided to make this video! This is great! I'm crying in laughter and my wife is confused 🤣🤣🤣
@hockthebest
Жыл бұрын
I though we're gonna starve of Guru's content during UFC off week and boom, a video about Tito Ortiz!!!
@michaelbeatty4475
7 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at "I haven't let you down until now"
@theredgoblin562
7 ай бұрын
Usually i think CTE jokes are low brow and petty but these clips are comedic diamonds
@jakes1881
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the effects of head trauma first hand with family and it’s really one of the hardest and saddest things to see someone go through. But I’d be lying if I said there’s never a moment where it can be fucking hilarious.
@PrimalWolfHD
Жыл бұрын
I'm so sad you missed the "Gregor McConnor" one 😂
@artem_mma
Жыл бұрын
GURU's laugh makes these videos 10x funnier 💀
@robmerritt1982
6 ай бұрын
Man! I jus woke up n turned on KZitem n this was in my recommended videos. Im still kinda out of it n in laying here in tears laughing so hard! Tito definitely proved cte is funny! Thanks for this!
@thekinghash
10 ай бұрын
He was trying to dice the onions but the blood soaked into it killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
@allenfrench8734
Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard in long time 😂
@TheBigKahuna3000
Жыл бұрын
Your laughter is also very Contagious Guru 😂
@k.c.r.5974
11 ай бұрын
This video took a turn for the worse when you got to the g force simulator and paused it on his face like that. I was semi amused up until that point because ive seen all these but once that part of the video hits I was dying laughing...and it just goes down hill from there my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
@tendies9248
2 ай бұрын
I lost it when he said he went from 0 to Steve harvey
@CharlesStevenson-x1k
7 ай бұрын
Tito's stand up really is awesome. He's always in character.
@jon590
Ай бұрын
"He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine." 🍇 🧀 🍷 🎻
@Leatherhead4Hire
Жыл бұрын
Goddamn..anytime i need to clear my head after or during tumultuous times i go thru the Tito vids and it never fails to get me to literally laugh out loud. Like real loud and hard! His cameo video is tops!!
@ChipsNGravy
Жыл бұрын
Mate please make this a weekly thing. The dopamine hits off of just laughing at you laughing at shit is too good 😂 Ken Shamrock would be a good one lol
@scottrobertson9788
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you had me rolling laughing! I mean Tito’s a funny fucker but your reaction is hilarious!
@danielduncan6370
3 ай бұрын
Anytime I need a light I watch Tito videos. The only thing that can make me consistently laugh out loud
@AlfiekennedyMMA
4 ай бұрын
These videos are timeless, you’re giving me endless laughs here mate. I love it 🙏🏽keep doing you bro
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