Guess the guy in charge of monetization at KZitem has a kink
@johnseppethe2nd2
2 жыл бұрын
Magic
@fatsurprise7892
2 жыл бұрын
Because it's stunning and brave, Dev!
@christinejalandoni5919
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem likes the backdoor.
@MrLolguy93
2 жыл бұрын
>gay man acts like a stereotype >starts having health problems "OMG, DON'T BE SO JUDGEMENTAL"
@keithfilibeck2390
2 жыл бұрын
the problem is that we weren't, we weren't judgemental, because of guilt, and here we are, various communites like the gay and trans ones just running wild, while everyone else guiltily allows.
@orboakin8074
2 жыл бұрын
@@keithfilibeck2390 That is true but on the bright side, these communities will eventually destroy themselves. Degeneracy and unhinged vice always leads to self-destruction and that tends to dissuade most people from proliferating the habits.
@Dhalin
2 жыл бұрын
@@orboakin8074 Except this time around, they have two powerful weapons on their side: woke leftism, and social media. They didn't have either of these back then, because social media didn't exist. You'd have to go to a gay bar or know people IRL. Nowadays you can whip out a phone, and hook up and/or find throngs of people who will blindly support anything you do because it's "evil" to tell someone that they are hurting themselves and that they are doing things that are self-harmful. The true enablers are the idiots on twitter who insist we can't tell these people what they are doing is plain _wrong._
@DS-ld8ns
2 жыл бұрын
@@keithfilibeck2390 They judge and say you can not.
@bloop1152
2 жыл бұрын
Self-selection isn't a joke.
@RÅNÇIÐ
2 жыл бұрын
"These student loans are killing me." - 9$ coffee - 300$ sneakers - 25.000$ Botox up the a$$
@xilpes6254
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@wolfetteplays8894
7 ай бұрын
That is more expensive than vaginoplasty wtf
@magoichi75
2 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds and I’m done, like legitimately if that is the “true gay man’s dilemma” then it’s no wonder why monkey pox is spreading as is. Serious has our society fallen to the point where cosmetic surgery is given such credence and thought to deem it necessary.
@trevorp8124
2 жыл бұрын
I think if it wasn't the guy from Botched who had all his sweat glands surgically disabled so he could be a twink for a few extra years, it was this for me as well. I am at this point just about willing to go Seath the Scaleless on my own alleged '"community"
@_colorbars_
2 жыл бұрын
aids wasnt enough i guess lmao
@dudeistpreist5721
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately yes, alot of people are looking for any edge to success and lack real friends or social life.
@DarkCT
2 жыл бұрын
..humanity is honestly disgusting in this society. this culture is so sick it looks at editing the outside as a good thing to the point you can chop off key parts of the body and get applauded for it. a large amount of the country doesn't even get a choice at all before they get something ripped off, and then intentional obfuscation of the potential damages leads to significantly more long term damage. and again, freaking cheered for or treated as common place. theres significant rot inside to think this results in anything good. solve that rot first.
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel really comfortable on the right that's for sure
@MurphyTheBandChild
2 жыл бұрын
A sane person would say "Maybe I should just tone down the hedonistic lifestyle and let my butthole heal for a while," but this kind of person has literally nothing else going for them. Being the power bottom is their entire personality. Edit: Clicking on this video was probably a mistake.
@astrovarius543
2 жыл бұрын
That's pride for you.
@DiceOL
2 жыл бұрын
@@astrovarius543 not lust?
@MaximusOverhead
2 жыл бұрын
@@DiceOL both are apart of the 7 Deadly sins for a reason.
@pumpyronaldrump_4417
2 жыл бұрын
@@DiceOL actually I agree with the dude. I used to wonder why pride was one of the deadly sins. Now I see.
@eliseosterbrink8000
2 жыл бұрын
It's both. It's being obsessed with sexuality and lust to the point that it consumes everything your entire being, becoming your personality. Because you have nothing else, it becomes the only thing that you can be proud of and, therefore, gets all of the pride that you'd feel for a variety of other things at once. It's all too much, man. Too much.
@BuckROCKGROIN
2 жыл бұрын
The "Stop it. Get some help" meme was created specifically for ending videos like this one, Dev.
@roughshart5870
2 жыл бұрын
I stand up and second this movement. "Stop it. Get some help" meme is almost required for ending this video.
@elusivemayfly7534
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Kardel_VA
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing someone genuinely say "botoxing your butthole" is goddamn hilarious
@hiddendesire3076
2 жыл бұрын
How about “Botoxing Your Buttocks”
@jhoughjr1
2 жыл бұрын
As someone with ibd I don’t see this ending well
@theangrydweller1002
2 жыл бұрын
Iv been saying it for a wile but gay people are in desperate need of role models that have and teach a model form for what a healthy homosexual relationship should look like.
@thecompareablezombie
2 жыл бұрын
agreed, there are likely modern masculine gay men as there were other 80s or earlier.
@juanmejiagomez5514
2 жыл бұрын
@@theangrydweller1002 I think this society lacks in role models in general. Over the last few years some male role models have popped up, but I don’t see the same for women, gay people and other lgbtq people.
@guitartruong3981
2 жыл бұрын
Dev sure got to the "bottom" of this issue
@deathblade2639
2 жыл бұрын
Alright, take your fucking medal, get out
@TriggeredJelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@deathblade2639 May I has a medal too? I was thinking that when Dev was saying that, and then something about nuggets...
@ohwnosrepeht
2 жыл бұрын
"rejuvenation" goddamn, the plastic surgeons have a fantastic marketing department
@talisupremacy7176
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing hours of surgery over a stinking hole.
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
@@talisupremacy7176 imagine how much money you could get from these retards
@Kevin-ls2gt
2 жыл бұрын
@@talisupremacy7176 worth it for 25k a hole
@talisupremacy7176
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-ls2gt Guess that's why it costs that much. I don't even want to know the smell.
@AspiringDevil
2 жыл бұрын
They really do, have you seen the "rejuvenated" vaginas? Looks like an Arby's sandwich after a bull dog was done with it.
@_Carlos
2 жыл бұрын
"Monkeypox is spread through sexual contact" So, uh.... about the kids and the dog who caught it..........
@phantom8926
2 жыл бұрын
He won't ever address that.
@ShortFatOtaku
2 жыл бұрын
i've addressed it multiple times wtf?? those people should be investigated.
@_Carlos
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShortFatOtaku Definitely
@tylercoon1791
2 жыл бұрын
Against. The. Wall. In Minecraft, of course.
@Sound557
2 жыл бұрын
Dev seems to make 2 kinds of videos: in-depth discussions on socialist theory and how it relates to the behavior of online prog's, and laughing at cringe
@mysterymastermind175
2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the occasional half-assed mockery of the right in order to appear "objective", without going anywhere near in-depth as he does with the left
@markzuckergecko621
2 жыл бұрын
Well what else is there?
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe produced by the people of the previous.
@sergeant_chris6209
2 жыл бұрын
Balanced, as all things should be
@DigiThorn
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when de-fetishizing the various sexualities was seen as an *important* thing
@shamefuldisplay9692
2 жыл бұрын
No they've played into corpos hands instead. Successfully making alternative sexualities into fetishes so extreme you have polycules and gay orgies spreading diseases like a wildfire. It's like the AIDs crisis but instead of the government killing the LGBT community, its the community itself.
@kevincairo8917
2 жыл бұрын
And I wanted to be seen as *important thing*. Sadly, this degenerate fucks has always been in our space and has to be the loud minority. If you excuse me, I'll put a paper bag over my head while I disasossiate myself from the homo sapian specie
@rabnadskubla8594
2 жыл бұрын
Now we have Queer for all the weirdos out there.
@PootisPenserPow
Жыл бұрын
@@rabnadskubla8594 Queer is a purely political identity. This is said explicitly in A Critical Introduction to Queer Theory
@LiliumCruorem
Жыл бұрын
It was never important still isn’t. Sexuality becoming the thing that everyone wants to talk about is so weird to me. Like keep it to yourself. I don’t care who you are or who you like to fuck. I don’t wanna hear about it. Not out of hate. It’s just gross to think about sex I’m not having personally in my opinion.
@adrianalexanderveidt344
2 жыл бұрын
I was happier not knowing this... You owe me one, Dev.
@olympusgolemoflight7198
2 жыл бұрын
It's the deer people all over again!
@DannySmith-
2 жыл бұрын
At this point I think Dev is going to hit us with a weird video at least once a week. The vabbing thing was major TMI, but here we are.
@joshjess9841
2 жыл бұрын
@@DannySmith- I only first learned of that from Itsagundam a few weeks ago.
@DannySmith-
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshjess9841 Man, I almost forgot how it'sAGundam talked about that also. His videos are pretty fun. (Albeit we also get the occasional "why did you share this with me" video)
@NedJeffery
2 жыл бұрын
At least it's not beastiality again.
@jarradchapman4271
2 жыл бұрын
Dev: "I just wanted to play fucking video games" People in these articles: "I just want to play fucking"
@joshjess9841
2 жыл бұрын
Slight correction: "I just want to fuck randos casually without consequence."
@abyssalboy8811
2 жыл бұрын
Us, the audience: I just wanted fucking video
@jarradchapman4271
2 жыл бұрын
@@abyssalboy8811 Dev videos are good, though. Fucking videos are...on other sites...
@damianwootten
2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, quit being a degenerate and have meaningful lives and relationships. That goes for straight or gay people. You got one life, find something that gives you meaning.
@gagekellstrom3978
2 жыл бұрын
As a gay guy it is near impossible to find another gay guy who isn't a massive hedonistic degenerate. Sex is always a top priority, monogamy is rare. I'm a man, of course sex is something I'm interested in. But I at least want a few dates before being in bed, but because no gay guy will ever have those same needs or priorities. I haven't been able to make it past a date. I'm lucky to have someone now, but it truly is a unicorn find. It's horrific that this is what has become of both this "community" and society at large.
@thegamer9302
2 жыл бұрын
@@gagekellstrom3978 i felt the same way and im freaken straight. I can only imagine how hard it was for you.
@stevenschnepp576
Жыл бұрын
@@gagekellstrom3978 The alphabet people truly did fail to learn the lesson of the furries.
@danielsurvivor1372
2 жыл бұрын
Vowshenites Soldier: "Who radicalised you?" SFO: "I just wanted to f*cking play video games"
@sergeant_chris6209
2 жыл бұрын
This is a sargon reference btw
@TriggeredJelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@sergeant_chris6209 And a Rucka Rucka Ali song that was made of it (Sargon's quote).
@sergeant_chris6209
2 жыл бұрын
@@TriggeredJelly oh, to relive those days
@TriggeredJelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@sergeant_chris6209 Weird how you can feel nostalgic for a time we were all pissed off (by our games being invaded by ideologues), eh?
@sergeant_chris6209
2 жыл бұрын
@@TriggeredJelly true, but ot was before our memes were censored, and before this shit spilled into the real world for good
@wert1234576
2 жыл бұрын
The reason they fear getting old is because they know the people they are sleeping with now won't stay, as soon as the looks and pleasure ends so does the relationship. So they have to be as attractive as possible to keep partners and the good times going but it's gonna run out and leave them with a busted body and bitterness.
@achair7265
2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like going trans. Too many bodily modifications. Almost all of it irreversible.
@orirune3079
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the same is true for a lot of straight people too, especially women. When your only positive attribute is your looks, you will desperately fear losing that.
@achair7265
2 жыл бұрын
@@orirune3079 Insecurity in a nutshell.
@orppranator5230
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a main point of monogamy. When you grow old with someone, you continue to love them and they continue to love you even after you both get old, wrinkly, and ugly.
@InfamyOrDeath-__-
2 жыл бұрын
My god, people are actually doing this? How have people in society become so utterly insane? I just find it hard to comprehend how deranged these people are.
@Ceronia
2 жыл бұрын
it always has been this derange, just that now social media allow these level of derange to be show, crowded upon, and sometime glorified. It's an amplify effect of the same stupidity.
@InfamyOrDeath-__-
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ceronia Ok maybe that’s true & I just didn’t hear about it, but yea I’d rather go back to the days when these weirdos weren’t shouting their depravity for everyone to hear.
@scurvydog20
2 жыл бұрын
@@InfamyOrDeath-__- you mean pre obergifeld. After all he admits the butt rejuvenation didn't pick up until about 2 years after it.
@Ethel173
2 жыл бұрын
imo it's because yall didn't bully tumblr enough
@jimbothegymbro7086
2 жыл бұрын
bleaching buttholes and butt lifts to this? seems like natural progression down the progressive Alice in wonderland rabbit hole
@3eve0n
2 жыл бұрын
I just want committed, monogamous relationships to be the norm again. Is that so much to ask for?
@phantom8926
2 жыл бұрын
For these sick freaks, yes. It is.
@allister-malister9179
2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@kriegjaeger
2 жыл бұрын
Be the change you wanna be my guy.
@3eve0n
2 жыл бұрын
@@kriegjaeger I already am.
@kriegjaeger
2 жыл бұрын
@@3eve0n Right on.
@filthy_peasant_the_one2134
2 жыл бұрын
imagine being this guy’s father or mother, you follow your son to keep up with his interests and opinions on twitter, and he publicly admits to having so much back-hole love that he has to have botox injections
@culdude1494
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to pay for your son’s Botox injection because he won’t/can’t pay for it himself.
@Winasaurus
2 жыл бұрын
@@culdude1494 But Mom, how am I meant to fuck every guy in my state on grinder if you don't pay for my asshole botox? - A totally normal thing to say.
@JohnSmith-wx9wj
2 жыл бұрын
Is anal really such a key factor to being gay?
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
2 жыл бұрын
I'd just disown the worm
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt this subhuman has a father figure at all
@seitanincarnate1931
2 жыл бұрын
Hi Dev. I have a masters degree and PhD in oncology. Regarding Tom's pre-cancerous lesion, I think the likely cause is HPV infection. Similar to causing dysplasia and finally cancers of the cervix and of the mouth and throat (oropharangeal cancers), HPV appears (by association, and since a mechanism is established in other tissues) to be able too cause dysplasia and cancers of the anus. This would be exacerbated by immunosupression if Tom is also HIV positive. Alternatively, but I think very unlikely, the repeated physical damage to the anus caused by anal sex could feasibly lead to dysplasia, similar to how chronic acid reflux can lead to metaplasia (Barret's oesophagus), then dysplasia then cancer of the oesophagus. This is just hypothetical - I doubt anyone could get funding to investigate physical anal trauma as a cause of cancer.
@phantom8926
2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't fit the narrative so they won't fund it.
@christinesarkis4029
2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't seem like too much of a leap to think that HPV infection plus repeated damage/scarring could lead to dysplasia and cancer in that area. I'm sure someone is researching it, at the very least so that Big Pharma can market the HPV vaccine to a new demographic.
@mirceazaharia2094
2 жыл бұрын
It's already an impractical, unhygienic, unsafe practice in the long term, resulting in life-long damage. You shouldn't be surprised if it gets any worse.
@AspiringDevil
2 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting on them to fund the screw driver eurethra study. Always nice to hear an experts opinion.
@Sigurther
2 жыл бұрын
Tried seitan once, wasn't a fan.
@ImortalZeus13
2 жыл бұрын
From a gay man to other gay men: STOP MAKING ME EMBARRASSED
@lloydgush
2 жыл бұрын
As a gay man, who maybe dated one or two of these degen, can you tell me why? This whole "Ryanna" I like the way it hurts bullshit? I never understood with some of my gay friends saying they didn't liked lube in anal.
@keithfilibeck2390
2 жыл бұрын
hey its your community, if you "good, nice" ones didn't stop them from walking down the street having ass sex in dog costumes in broad daylight, this is what you, and I guess all of us get, a nightmare.
@Cheateaux
2 жыл бұрын
For real dude. For me it’s like “stop publicizing this as how all gay men live so the right doesn’t use it to justify taking away my rights” :/ especially with this drag story hour shit.
@orirune3079
2 жыл бұрын
Same, i fucking hate that people like this post this shit on the internet and then normie people associate it with me.
@orirune3079
2 жыл бұрын
@Eazy There's no gay "community" in the same way that other groups have communities.
@-Azure.EXE-
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a gay person, who is just the average person but gay and this plaguebearer decides to post this with the title 'The gay man's dilemma'.
@Nightman221k
2 жыл бұрын
I live with this daily. I'm gay but conservative and monogamous and don't like to think about hooking up with strangers; and this entire thing makes me feel really embarrassed. Why can't people just chill? No one needs to know every think about your sex life. And don't attribute this to all of us just cause you wish it was the case for every gay person too. It's not. Frankly, the author needs help and therapy for sex addiction.
@kevincairo8917
2 жыл бұрын
I am dying of cringe lololol if my partner can't practice abstainance, the relationship is over bud.
@DMack6464
2 жыл бұрын
Are u tryna say he's referring to every gay person?
@-Azure.EXE-
2 жыл бұрын
@@DMack6464 I'm assuming that's why he means by 'Real gay mans dilemma'
@deathblade2639
2 жыл бұрын
@@-Azure.EXE- I guess we're not "the real gays"
@hatendiscontent
2 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to fly hole-first onto the largest shaft in the room" But they do. It's why people think its "icky & gross," because the majority of them are indeed icky & gross
@CMCAdvanced
2 жыл бұрын
It's the poop thing that makes people think it's icky and gross. There's just more people that would never admit to liking icky and gross that do than you'd like to imagine
@SkidMan_Jurej
2 жыл бұрын
And yet they're trying to NORMALIZE it
@etrs
2 жыл бұрын
How? How would you even quantify something like that?
@DiceOL
2 жыл бұрын
@@etrs because it feels wrong you fucking popsicle
@eliseosterbrink8000
2 жыл бұрын
There's zero shame, and everything is always out on display. Nothing is ever hidden and there's always an opportunity to get a piece if you want it. It's the same reason why prostitutes are icky and gross.
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that nothing has changed at all regarding gay sex culture since the 70s/80s, despite everything that's happened.
@doggo6517
2 жыл бұрын
When any criticism is seen as bigotry, the only way for things to do is down.
@conserva-chan2735
2 жыл бұрын
@@doggo6517 yup. Best to let Darwinism do its thing and let these people reap the consequences...
@kriegjaeger
2 жыл бұрын
70's and 80's? My dude. Look at the extent of human history. America was quite prude by comparison to much of the world and in SOME ways, still is. But we'll see how long that lasts with the latest generation indoctrinated into fetish-identity.
@binaryghosts5131
2 жыл бұрын
It is quite the thing. Millenials and Zoomers are watching the members of these "cultures" basically confirm all the "evil bigoted right wing" talk about them. That hollywood image of these "cultures" being torn down tweet by tweet.
@ComicGladiator
2 жыл бұрын
Gay sex culture is the male sex drive, unshackled from the limits of the female sex drive. It's always going to be excessive.
@cody5535
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The degenerate: _"Just so you know, I'm botoxing my butt-hole."_
@Winasaurus
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Degens: I'm really stuck between shitting myself in public and fucking more guys I don't know, thoughts?
@DeePBurnouT
2 жыл бұрын
My 90s shock jokes are becoming a reality 😦...
@Reverandfatdave
2 жыл бұрын
The world hase become a parody of itself as envisioned by many comedians in the 90's like Kids in the Hall. We are in clown world and we're honking at levels previously though impossible.
@franciscor390
2 жыл бұрын
We live in the wrong timeline.
@MrDuzaman
2 жыл бұрын
Asking gay men to abstain from sex is like asking women to abstain from social media 😂
@TheGreenKnight500
2 жыл бұрын
Sad but true. It's completely possible for a gay man to be responsible with his love life, but too many of them choose not to to be. Same with women and social media.
@WhiskeyPatriot
2 жыл бұрын
I assume it’s because a lot are collected in San Fran. My lesbian cousin out here with her hippie love in Kentucky are doing just fucking fine without the pleasures of drinking AIDs lemonade.
@CMCAdvanced
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenKnight500 it's cause your sexual partner pool becomes "includes men". Men are known not to be all that picky
@IceQueen975
2 жыл бұрын
More like asking liberal women to abstain from sex...
@Reverandfatdave
2 жыл бұрын
@@CMCAdvanced just like women have a hard time deciding what's appropriate for social media and have subsequently ruined most of the best places on the internet with thottery.
@cosmicm8
2 жыл бұрын
I’m ten seconds in and am already wondering how long until the nuclear winter arrives. That’s a new world record for Dev covering a subject. Good video though.
@FinalLugiaGuardian
2 жыл бұрын
6:30 The vaginal cosmetic surgeries are actually not all purely cosmetic. In many cases, if there is too much skin , wearing any clothing that is even the slightest bit tight becomes very uncomfortable and in the case of a labia that tore during childbirth, it can make even walking painful. Problems like those can really only be fixed with surgery.
@EasyThere
2 жыл бұрын
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
@DiceOL
2 жыл бұрын
Rectum? I hardly knew em
@ComicGladiator
2 жыл бұрын
It's good to see my grandpa back from the grave, and posting his favorite joke on KZitem. Love you, Gramps!
@MyriadColorsCM
2 жыл бұрын
You know, I used to think the "promiscuous gay lifestyle" was just a conservative talking point and an exaggerated stereotype. I know better now.
@keithfilibeck2390
2 жыл бұрын
its worse than the conservatives ever dreamed, having "piss parties" is a REGULAR often occurrence, its literally Caligula shit, hedonism of the highest and most vulgar degree, nothing is holding them in check because male sexuality is capped by females, without them, there is no limit.
@TriggeredJelly
2 жыл бұрын
When in doubt, check the statistics. On this topic the stats say 20% are degenerate, 30% are highly promiscuous, the rest are comparable to the general public.
@markstrom3630
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda wish it was like cool they were right but it’s sad
@DMack6464
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@quemepartaunrayoiyo
2 жыл бұрын
one of my neighbourds is gay but i think, after watching this video, that the fact he has raised in an conservative/christian yet open family he hasnt become one living stereotype. He is pretty normal and with the correct amount of sexual life and a love for heavy metal which we share. This video made me respect his lifestyle.
@SpookyTanukiGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Everyday I’m reminded we are moving closer and closer to a cyberpunk dystopia. Where people just choose cosmetic surgery/medical procedures over making good life choices.
@archersterling6726
2 жыл бұрын
The New Futuristic Bussy 2.0
@yamahenrique
2 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@jack0lantern03
2 жыл бұрын
Would be nice if we could chrome ourselves up though. Seriously, I want a hidden arm blade and a chromed forearm...
@archersterling6726
2 жыл бұрын
@@jack0lantern03 I think of Seth from Street Fighter
@housewilma4904
2 жыл бұрын
except we dont even have actual cool mods to make the insanity more bearable. dont even have the Exotic modifications which are basically just lab grown organs like slab grown muscle or working new tails ears teeth and claws that dont require editing YOUR dna etc etc
@KyriosHeptagrammaton
2 жыл бұрын
"Sir, I've discovered one of the deadliest poisons on earth!" "Excellent, the ass ass ins will love this!" "Do you really want to promote murder?" "Murder?"
@Ghost-nj7nj
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@kyriss12
2 жыл бұрын
Just please no rect’em jokes.
@Ryzeex.
2 жыл бұрын
3:35 Dev did you just make an appeal to propriety to the gay community? Not usually the best angle of communicating to that lot 😂
@Vertigou
2 жыл бұрын
"flying hole-first onto the thickest shaft in the room" almost killed me with laughter xD
@nicklasveva
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god this problem is bugging me! But I won't stop doing the thing that causes it. Wah wah wah."
@timothydelacy9571
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely cannot stand them.
@phantom8926
2 жыл бұрын
When I started calling this out years ago I was labeled a bigot. Seems I was onto something.
@MillenionSweeper
2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like humble-bragging about the quality of the sex he’s having. It’s so intense that he needs a medical procedure to continue soldiering on. Yea, he’s eliciting the “oh my gawd, he’s so lucky” type of response mixed with faux sympathy and concern.
@KaeYoss
2 жыл бұрын
But is that really "quality sex"? I say it isn't. It's obviously excess, and excess almost never a good thing. It definitely isn't in this case. If a guy says he had sex with 3 chicks this weekend, he's getting envy. If a guy says he had sex with 30 chicks this weekend (and let's assume he isn't lying and he can prove it), he's getting incredulous stares. Overdoing it in the boudoir is, after all, how Raphael died (the Renaissance master, not the ninja turtle).
@MillenionSweeper
2 жыл бұрын
@@KaeYoss that might be a bit adult content for the ninja turtle, besides turtles are slow, it’d take him a lifetime to finish lol but I got the initial reference just fine :) and I suppose that on behalf of the “penetrated” there is very often an involuntary psychological desire for annihilation? Which is why the nomenclature around the act is always not just insinuating penetration or pleasure but inviting imagery of ruination and destruction lol but I may be wrong, just a supposition.
@mysterymastermind175
2 жыл бұрын
"Im being opressed by my own bad choices"
@draketheduelist
2 жыл бұрын
"...establishing yourself as a person to trust when things go sideways." Considering the subject matter, did you _have_ to use that phrasing? 🤣
@Winasaurus
2 жыл бұрын
Same for "digging down to the nugget". I feel this is intentional.
@Dhalin
2 жыл бұрын
Also, "after many hours trying to get to the *bottom* of this" ... lol
@reimeiohcreatorforhire
2 жыл бұрын
This is what I think pretty much happens when you don’t get out of that high school mentality of trying to be “in” with the crowd: constantly going with whatever trend happens without thought. You now get assholes so obsessed with “assholes”.
@robertocojones4471
2 жыл бұрын
The medical community used to have a term "Gay Bowel Syndrome" or GBS, which was "retired" for allegedly unfairly stigmatizing homosexuals. I'm guessing it was actually retired for being more accurate than they wanted to admit.
@CharlieKellyEsq
2 жыл бұрын
Turns out your poop disposal wasn't meant to have a bunch of cylindrical body parts thrust inside of it. Who knew?
@Doc-Holliday1851
2 жыл бұрын
Whereas dev is usually very middle of the road on most things, he took the very conservative and correct stance in this video. I’m actually surprised because I would usually expect this to come from someone like Michael Knowles.
@skylex157
2 жыл бұрын
He didn't say people shouldn't botox their assholes, he said they shouldn't post it in public, i wouldn't call that conservative per se
@Doc-Holliday1851
2 жыл бұрын
@@electricfishfan the sentiments shared in this video are very conservative. He’s not making a medical argument. He even clarifies early on that this isn’t a medical argument.
@maxxor-overworldhero6730
2 жыл бұрын
@@electricfishfan Mr. "I must be a Centrist no matter what, even if I have to make massive false equivalencies" Dev would vehemently disagree with this, but the fact of the matter nowadays is that the Left has gone so insane, that Common Sense - medical or otherwise - absolutely is much more of a Conservative/Right-leaning virtue/trait than anything else.
@ShortFatOtaku
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 i know you are determined to hate me after yesterday but here's the reality of it - on some things i am left leaning (health care for instance) and on some things i am right leaning (monogamous relationships being overall better for the individual and for society).
@maxxor-overworldhero6730
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShortFatOtaku "Determined to hate me". Criticism isn't hate, bucko. Although if you really want to talk about hate, how about how you apparently can only ever see the Right as the Bushite Evangelical Neocons? That is what you constantly strawman the Right as being, and it's one of the largest sources of flak that you receive from your audience. And that still doesn't change that politically you clearly tend to be a bit more Left-leaning. That's not a problem, until you do what you have been doing and start downplaying the frequency of bad things from the Left by saying "tHe RiGhT iS eQuAlLy BaD!" - last time I checked, among so many other egregious incidents, it wasn't a Republican that tried to assassinate the Democrat softball team; it was a Bernie supporter going after the GOP. There's only one side openly talking about making lists, and it's not the Right. This is why people deride you when you sacrifice truth to keep your label. The Overton Window isn't stopping anytime soon, and the longer you fight to keep your label of "Centrist", the deeper in Left waters you're stranded in. So how about you actually keep your principles? Or are you that afraid of got labeled "Right-wing" by psychopaths who are starting to believe that even Stalin wasn't Left enough.
@jonahc2807
2 жыл бұрын
Hookup culture and its consequences has been a disaster to human holes.
@abrahamsher
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a facist now, you won me over! ...I just wanted to play f*cking video games." this is a sad yet appropriate feeling.
@christianjensen9174
2 жыл бұрын
I loved that joke from him, haha.
@363AJFTW363
2 жыл бұрын
Literal slaanesh behaviour
@simonpetrikov3992
2 жыл бұрын
There’s so much slaanesh behavior people can handle before going insane
@dominiquesavoie568
2 жыл бұрын
Not even 20 seconds in and I am already holding my head because I feel headache starting out of the sheer idiocy of this...
@garthnareng4898
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should botox your head.
@KyriosHeptagrammaton
2 жыл бұрын
@@garthnareng4898 Beat me to it
@Petulant_Marait
2 жыл бұрын
I can smell the substance abuse wafting off those tweets, in no way should you be experiencing anything that bad from bottoming normally. He either is a world record holder for bottoming, or he literally has to resort to substance abuse to "enjoy" bottoming because he never properly learned. And tbh, it's probably that he just never learned, and is now coping because he's facing the consequences of his recklessness in his old age.
@junichiroyamashita
Жыл бұрын
Is there some kind of learning curve to it?
@Petulant_Marait
Жыл бұрын
@@junichiroyamashita I mean, intuition would say "if it hurts stop". However, some people subscribe to the "no pain no gain" philosophy when bottoming. Think of it like working out, there's proper form for every exercise, doing it the wrong way puts you at risk of injury. Eventually it's committed to memory and you're able to do said exercise without risk of hurting yourself.
@justianfox64
2 жыл бұрын
You know, I was thinking about all of humanity's triumphs, the fact that we cultivated the Land, and it are able to use it in such a way, all of our accomplishments, and then I saw the first twenty seconds of this video, and I'm like... Maybe humanity just needs to get taken over by the aliens already, I don't think we can be trusted to even wipe our asses at this point.
@kriegjaeger
2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason Sodomy is a sin.
@animeking1357
2 жыл бұрын
This is the whole reason aliens won't visit. They see all this heinous shit going on and they nope the fuck out.
@kriegjaeger
2 жыл бұрын
@@animeking1357 People like to muse about aliens or even a simulation but seem to shy away from the idea of god, the spiritual, unless it has to do with demons. Which again people love. Especially the pride people. What a strange coincidence.
@arthurborlet
2 жыл бұрын
@@kriegjaeger God is more a nebulous concept nowdays. In modern times the standard has gone from "why don't you believe?" to "why do you believe?". Believing in god is no longer the path of least resistance, the common human dosn't like extra work and just want to belong, to be normal. Nowdays the forces that made everyone believe in god before, work in the opposite direction. i also like to wonder what is out there, above us in the things we can only understand as concept because of how vast they are compared to us. I personnaly don't believe in god, but i believe in other fairy tales like honor, justice, freedom, glory, and so many more, you could even say that i have FAITH in them. Even as the knowledge i have accumulated over the years is making it extremely clear to me that this belief is deeply illogical, i still believe in them. i allow myself to have faith because i know that in the vastness of space, in the infinity of time, what i chose to believe in, is in the end utterly meaningless. Believing in those things (no matter how true or not they are) allow me to have a sense of good and bad, To have a metric that allow my to steer my life in a direction i consider good. So that at the end of my life, when the unfeeling darkness come to claim the last ambers of my spark , ... i can finely smile at oblivion. sorry i don't write often (in french even moreso in english)and it scrached a very irritating itch and i just couldn't stop
@bigduke5902
2 жыл бұрын
@@kriegjaeger You completely nailed something I've found it difficult to put into words.
@vincentsvirtues4172
2 жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if the human body was not meant for anal sex
@Hisu0
2 жыл бұрын
Not to defend their position, but human body wasn't meant for skydiving, programming, fencing, and a whole host of other stuff people do to distract themselves from the downsides of their live, whatever it happens to be.
@Good_Emperor
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hisu0 I'm pretty certain he's only talking about "meant" as in biological function. Regardless putting your body parts inside an anus is unhealthy just like drinking urine or sewage water is unhealthy.
@Hisu0
2 жыл бұрын
@@Good_Emperor Yes, I was talking about the biological function as well. And yes, I agree that anal sex (or, specifically, _frequent and exclusive_ anal sex) is unhealthy. But just the same, sitting in front of your PC 20 hours a day does terrible things to your posture and blood flow, skydiving every other day will wreck your neck muscles and spine, etc etc. My point is that people enjoy a lot of what their bodies aren't built to do, and it's not specific hobby that is a problem, but rather the excess.
@Good_Emperor
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hisu0 Agreed, although I'm pretty sure people can live without anal sex or all the other things you mentioned which are "unnatural".
@Hisu0
2 жыл бұрын
@@Good_Emperor Absolutely. Whether that will be a life worth living, though, is a different question. I mean, if everyone would only ever do what's necessary to stay alive... I don't think it's the right way to go.
@bluecoin3771
2 жыл бұрын
No don’t ever get Botox. Look at what it did to Peter Burns. Just age gracefully, as nature intended.
@omegaweltall2001
2 жыл бұрын
It will always boggle my mind that people thought it was a good idea to inject botulinum toxin into their body.
@pseudo_goose
2 жыл бұрын
It was a mistake deciding to watch this while about to eat breakfast
@doggo6517
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice that I watched it while eating breakfast. Compartmentalized, baby! (First time I ever made a shrimp quesadilla. It was good, but not 100%)
@archersterling6726
2 жыл бұрын
bruh
@Balance275
2 жыл бұрын
If your whole identity is your sexuality, when time eventually erodes your sex life the existential crisis is inevitable.
@RedDogDragon
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I'm having a hard time finishing my hot brown coffee after listening to this video...
@harleymitchelly5542
2 жыл бұрын
Are you having fudge with it and if so, how well was it packed?
@G-Mastah-Fash
2 жыл бұрын
Poop wine.
@crazycoffee
2 жыл бұрын
Huff it. Sip it. Keep drinking it. Chug it. Make more. Repeat.
@DemienC.
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine becoming surgeon. Hoping to save lives. Then guy comes in and says: "Make it more lickable"
@quacksworthsmashington9890
2 жыл бұрын
A doctor named goldstein huh? Seems like a lot of steins in questionable practices
@hewhoshallnotbenamed5168
2 жыл бұрын
Well, my appetite is officially gone. I'll have to remember this video next time I cut weight for my next boxing match, lol!
@PootisPenserPow
9 ай бұрын
Its almost like you aren't supposed to engage in that behavior. Who would've guessed
@anguishedcarpet
2 жыл бұрын
"TheREs NOtHIng DegENerAte AbOUt GaY CuLTuRE"
@randomprotag9329
2 жыл бұрын
What went wrong for gay cutlure to go this far. it can't be just pregancy is not a possibility.
@catoticneutral
5 ай бұрын
As a gay, I hate gay culture.
@hyperangelkaeverak
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ... I literally Hank Hill BWAAAAAAAAAHH'd at the mention of cosmetic surgery on vaginas.
@namenloss730
2 жыл бұрын
F***... "monkey pox most likely spread through semen"... The parents of a few kids need a visit ASAP
@EatWave
2 жыл бұрын
0:20 How is anyone supposed to have a truly serious channel when they are talking about Clown World? Isaac Arthur has the right idea of talking about other worlds than these on his channel.
@johnseppethe2nd2
2 жыл бұрын
True
@simonpetrikov3992
2 жыл бұрын
Clown world is supposed to be a joke but yeah it won’t last too much longer because either climate change would kill it or gets taken over by the birth of Slannesh and honestly I would rather be in the end Permian then being 1 mile away from slannesh
@caspianbchalphy
2 жыл бұрын
First line of the video and I’m thinking what the actual fuck? If you wanted the “right” to get married then I’m going to tell you the same thing I tell straights. wait until marriage until you have sex and only have sex with that one person. Also don’t share these medical problem shit on social media. If you do then be prepared for pushback be it being made fun of or just mean comments.
@Reverandfatdave
2 жыл бұрын
We need to bring back public shaming for degenerate behavior. Stop this "all identities areavalid" nonsense. It's gone on long enough and people have proved that they need to be bullied to act decent.
@kaesees
2 жыл бұрын
Dev, I've gotta bail out after seeing the first tweet. Our society is boned and there's no stuffing the toothpaste back in the tube.
@DMack6464
2 жыл бұрын
They're stuffing something else in the tube...
@MillywiggZ
2 жыл бұрын
When you showed that first example, the image almost lined up with the background making you look like some Vishnu Indian God of boba tea and internet.
@elusivemayfly7534
2 жыл бұрын
Just in general, I wish our society would re-learn the appeal of mystique
@TransRoofKorean
2 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing about Botox to me is *what it is,* _botulinum toxin,_ *_LITERALLY_* [probably, not actually been tested to verify] *the most poisonous substance known to man,* having the lowest LD50 of all known substances (LD50 = "lethal dose that would kill 50% of the population", standard measurement of how poisonous a substance is"); just so funny to me that's what we decide to use; although a caveat to all that is the toxin isn't really known to travel around the body, so despite its devastating paralytic effects locally it generally won't kill you because you're not gonna inject it into the heart or diaphragm or something, you just might fuck up your eyes
@TransRoofKorean
2 жыл бұрын
@@KT-pv3kl I would think that's just because they've already totally, permanently destroyed the function of those muscles, but I really have no idea. They think it's some miracle to "remove wrinkles" or something(?) when really you're just paralyzing the area.
@NerdishGeekish
2 жыл бұрын
Cheers SFO. Thank you for the weekly reminder that we're living through the final days of the Western Empire.
@keithfilibeck2390
2 жыл бұрын
god I can't wait till it collapses and the hubris of the elites eats them, it will almost be worth dying of starvation.
@nosliwyelir
2 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely getting a bumper sticker that says "full holes, empty lives"
@scurvydog20
2 жыл бұрын
Him: the doctor didn't consider his butthole was a sexual organ Me: it isn't. its literally waste removal. The reason it tears is it wasn't meant to be used as a sexual organ
@deathblade2639
2 жыл бұрын
"If there's a hole, there's a goal"
@KopitioBozynski
2 жыл бұрын
@@deathblade2639 Damn, beat me to it lol
@johnseppethe2nd2
2 жыл бұрын
@@deathblade2639 drainage pipes:
@jhoughjr1
2 жыл бұрын
Having had anal and vaginal sex, I can concur.
@skylex157
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it still is an erogenous zone and men have the prostate there, while not directly a sexual organ, it can play a mayor role in someone's experience just like the neck or the ears
@NataliaNeeSama
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, people at their 30'S worring about getting old. That usually happened when people reached the 50's. I'm almost at my 30's and honestly? I feel fine!
@phantom8926
2 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you maintain a high school level mindset.
@ComicGladiator
2 жыл бұрын
About age 35 your body starts falling apart, and even if you exercise and eat well, you feel every injury you ever received, and simply can't do the things you used to be able to do. When you're 20 you can sleep on a couch, do it at 40 and walk around like you've been in a car wreck. ENJOY!
@NataliaNeeSama
2 жыл бұрын
@@ComicGladiator Honestly those things are only relevant if your career is being an athlete. I doubt the majority of people push their bodies to the max to be able to notice something after 35 and before your 60's. We past 20 sometimes already can't eat junk food and sweeties we used to as kids without cramps and even then, I don't mind it. You get used to it. My point is: Life is FAR from over at 35....
@TheOutlawMan
2 жыл бұрын
@@ComicGladiator nah, I've known and work with plenty of 40+ individuals who aren't broken down at 35. Diet and exercise works wonders
@stevenschnepp576
Жыл бұрын
@@NataliaNeeSama Or if you're not working in a cushy office job. I know you're a chick and think all work is as easy as the shit you do, but that ain't true. Maybe shut and listen if you don't know what you're talking about. You're still at the age where everything's going well - and in about 5-7 years or so, it'll start declining. It happens to all of us.
@keodiozubu8670
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the true philosophers dilemma in the first 20 seconds
@pumpyronaldrump_4417
2 жыл бұрын
We are witnessing the slow, agonising downfall of society due to the glorifying of hedonistic, in the moment pleasure over a fulfilling life and lifestyle.
@Gokiza
2 жыл бұрын
“Dr. Goldstein charges $25K…” When the ‘Early Life’ section presents itself and you don’t have to look
@Nightman221k
2 жыл бұрын
I fuckin' thought that myself too. Sometimes it's so on the nose that it's just too much. It seems like parody.
@JodyBruchon
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Just the first 10 seconds. I'm going for a walk. Into the woods. With no return walk.
@ninjaswordtothehead
2 жыл бұрын
Discipline and accountability are these people's kryptonite.
@LordBitememan
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a gay friend from college who has been with the same partner for 15 years. I have yet to see a thing about Botox on his timeline. Guess monogamy has its benefits.
@ImAMenace
2 жыл бұрын
I also miss the times you talked about Trudeau and your series about degenerates, but man, this shit is funny af In the end, aren't we all fash, because we wanted to play video games?
@cthomaspeasant3059
2 жыл бұрын
This video got me sold...the evangelical fundamentalists were right afterall
@prettyboyjeremy
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@EatWave
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Fred Phelps did nothing wrong but relent in the end?
@xaxfixho
2 жыл бұрын
Westboro Baptist Church: 🥺
@bocchithean-cap3404
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think the media hated them
@c2099
2 жыл бұрын
Some times, I hate being a fan of your channel. I learn things I cannot unlearn. Keep it up!
@Bopperann
2 жыл бұрын
He'll need to start shopping for adult diapers soon.
@elijahtiemens5532
2 жыл бұрын
#lovewins
@Bopperann
2 жыл бұрын
@@elijahtiemens5532 🤣
@MK_ULTRA420
2 жыл бұрын
Depends
@jUppers
Жыл бұрын
"We are just normal people!" "If you suggest that I should just take a break from rough an*l secks to heal you are a fascist!!!"
@PootisPenserPow
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, the "we're just like you, we wanna get married" was never anything more than a lie.
@Headless_Bill
2 жыл бұрын
1:40 - "You don't need to fly hole-first onto the thickest shaft in the room!" Lolol words to live by. Thanks Dev!
@briane6957
2 жыл бұрын
Dev: I'm a moderate Herr Dev: *4:55* Can't believe all it took to break Dev's principles was a video on dudes with blasted booties. What a joke :(
@EllusionAlu
2 жыл бұрын
“Lickable, playable holes” is something I both hate and love to hear being read out. Not to mention, imagine saying that to your **Doctor**
@terig8974
2 жыл бұрын
I once went to an AHF to get checked for STIs just to be sure since I've never checked before. I got there before they opened to avoid waiting with about twelve other people. I was the only woman and all the guys were visibly gay. Once they opened a lady that worked there just told everyone that we could sign in. All of the men got up, walked to the touch screens on both sides of the waiting room and signed in like they were Clocking-in to work. I had no idea what I was doing and needed instructions in order to make a new account. It was a pretty eye-opening experience. Vaginal reconstruction surgery is sometimes necessary for women after they give birth, so it's definitely not the same. I imagine most women who get that kind of surgery get it for that reason.
@LeifMaelstrom
2 жыл бұрын
"You got me. I'm a phashisht now... *I just wanted to play video game*." I died. I'm sending this from beyond the grace.
@spaceCowboy924
2 жыл бұрын
Waited through the whole video for the segue into “on the Jewish question”
@emodante1084
2 жыл бұрын
And then these people wonder why they're the "butt" of monkeypox jokes. Amiright?
@NekoBoyOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
You're right. It's common knowledge in the gay community you can loosen it up overtime with practice (and still have bowel control). As for ibs and fissures, there's many less invasive ways to treat that. There's no good reason for this procedure.
@TheSkyGuy77
2 жыл бұрын
I need to get that mind eraser from the Men In Black films now. Thanks Dev (throws up)
@DJVARAO
2 жыл бұрын
This ruined my morning coffee. Thanks.
@chungusamongus2338
2 жыл бұрын
If you misuse your equipment, you void your warranty. Simple as.
@greensmurf221
2 жыл бұрын
'We just want to get married' they said... 'We just want the same tax breaks married couples get' they said... It was naive of me to think people would be responsible. I'm returning to Christianity: Christ is King.
@IceQueen975
2 жыл бұрын
It's bittersweet for me, seeing people finally understand what I did all along. It was never illegal to be gay in the US, by law.
@greensmurf221
2 жыл бұрын
@@KT-pv3kl Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at. Well put.
@crimsonking440
2 жыл бұрын
It's the same shit with abortion. We try to compromise and give an inch, and they try to take the whole god damn football field.
@VeraldoAncodini
2 жыл бұрын
Tolerance is not a virtue.
@TransRoofKorean
2 жыл бұрын
I'm just thinking of the ̶g̶a̶y̶s̶ guys over at Lotus Eaters doing a video on this. Really would bring a whole new meaning to _Lotus Eaters..._
@KaeYoss
2 жыл бұрын
You know, when your sexual orientation doesn't involve quite literally getting ripped a new one, you can't help but feel superior.
@InfamyOrDeath-__-
2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a fissure down there? I don’t even know what that is.
@littlesneets8026
2 жыл бұрын
A fissure is a line of breakage, like cracks and tears. So basically, the ass is getting torn up. But the problem is of course, when you get fissures in your rectum, you can imagine the bacterial infections that can occur.
@InfamyOrDeath-__-
2 жыл бұрын
@@littlesneets8026 Oh god, that sounds horrendous, and they won’t even stop when they gets those? There’s something seriously wrong with these people.
@littlesneets8026
2 жыл бұрын
@@InfamyOrDeath-__- well. Unfortunately not everyone is aware of those consequences until it happens. And even when it happens, it's treated lightly. Now, anal fissures don't necessarily come from anal sex exclusively, but they typically do, and you'll know if there's a bit of blood in your stool or toilet paper post-wipe. And of course, a fissure is the perfect chance for an STI. why people don't think about that, and proceed to do it anyway? No idea. But me thinks that the culture nowadays has sold sex, and turned it into a habit that must be fulfilled to stimulate any sense of pleasure, and it's why people continue to do it even after the fact.
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