Rest assured, I'll never make this mistake as I'll be in coach section 😂
@TheDude50447
6 ай бұрын
Good for you. Ill be packing myself as luggage.
@chenseanxy
5 ай бұрын
In Economy(TM), all seats are honeymoon seats! Even accomodates polyamorous couples, up to 3 in all long-haul aircrafts and 4 in select aircrafts. Try Economy(TM) today!
@7x779
5 ай бұрын
As long as those who score high on the diversity equity and inclusion scale are in the cockpit, you'll be fine
@MW-no8vq
5 ай бұрын
@7x779 how do you feel about the nepotism and legacy candidates who only got a job because of their family? You want a perpetually drunk frat boy who only graduated because his family donated to the alumni fund flying your plane? Ok. V1, rotate.
@willgrayson3994
5 ай бұрын
There’s still good and bad seats in economy too! I always check a seat map before I book any flight
@tomfrisina3756
5 ай бұрын
‘The noisy aisle’, like there will be tons of walking traffic during your flight!
@matteice6675
4 ай бұрын
Video is nonsense
@aiming4something
6 ай бұрын
The champagne is not free. You've already paid for it
@warrenlau3369
6 ай бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@bettertoaster
5 ай бұрын
So I can get a cheaper flight if I don’t want the Champagne?
@MG-ot2yr
5 ай бұрын
Yes, of course the champagne and other food and beverage extras are baked in, as well as the lounge, etc.
@theogtimeclock
4 ай бұрын
WHAT 😲 😯 😮
@michaelsieger9133
3 ай бұрын
Complimentary is a better word.
@nothing0062
6 ай бұрын
Free champagne? I'm pretty sure you've already paid over the odds for it
@DoorKnob890
5 ай бұрын
Biggest hack is book row 1 if it’s available. The Polaris seats are slightly staggered and your footwell stretches under the seat in front of you so it gets fairly narrow, especially on the narrow body planes. Row 1 doesn’t have a seat in front so the width of the footwell is significantly wider since it’s not under another seat, which means more comfort when you lie flat. Also if you are traveling alone, book the single seats that are NOT angled to the aisle, you get slightly more privacy that way because you are not directly facing foot traffic and you have a shelf / storage cabinet separating you from the aisle.
@robr177
5 ай бұрын
How is that a "hack"? Do you even know what a hack is? Most overused, misunderstood term ever.
@rustknuckleirongut8107
5 ай бұрын
Also row 1 is the one where no one survives in a crash.
@brightymcbrightface
5 ай бұрын
I'm 6'1 and my friends are taller … non of the biz seats with any of the airlines are "stretch out" … they're all okay, but still cramped and row #1 usually means you're in 1st class international, not biz.
@jahbern
4 ай бұрын
@@brightymcbrightfacenot on a United Polaris flight. They don’t have “first class” so Polaris is always at the front. And I only know this because I was able to travel alone in biz class for an international trip. The “bulkhead” on this specific airframe (1-2-1) DOES give you more space. It’s not a lot, but it’s nice if you have a bag you’d like to keep with you even when you lay the seat down. It’s a super super luxury for most of us, so might as well make the most of it when you get the chance. 👍🏻
@get2dachoppa249
3 ай бұрын
All true, but there are times 1A is blocked for the relief pilot/crew rest for long transoceanic flights.
@zaphodbeeblebrox6795
5 ай бұрын
There’s a case for honeymoon seats, and one for 20th anniversary seats. Just saying…
@kellyspallone566
5 ай бұрын
Lol!!! True!
@hilman94
4 ай бұрын
and put their kids in economy just like in home alone 🤣
@NutkeyDoesMinecraft
6 ай бұрын
Your first mistake was flying United
@Mr.Pufferson
6 ай бұрын
Couldnt agree more
@ct8764
6 ай бұрын
I guess you haven't been on Frontier;)
@christopherness4274
6 ай бұрын
@@ct8764Frontier used to be the best. Then they were sold, first to Republic and then to the current idiots who are doing their best to destroy the company.
@gbear1005
6 ай бұрын
This
@gregspincola8555
6 ай бұрын
I second that: booking United in the first place is the biggest mistake
@LaurenLovesAviation
5 ай бұрын
Step 1: get money to fly business class
@Normal1855
5 ай бұрын
They're the same seats. And how can a couple of inches make a huge difference in sound?
@fordranger63
6 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as free champagne
@gbenother8755
5 ай бұрын
That's according to the TANSTAAFL Rule if I recall correctly from my intesectional deviancy course.
@chebrubin
2 ай бұрын
LOL United treats kids and parents so well.
@jstenberg3192
5 ай бұрын
I just wish they selected the BEST pilots to fly their planes.
@db-rc5fr
5 ай бұрын
Your safety and well being is not of their concern.
@applesdust8020
5 ай бұрын
I’ll be in the back with the rest of the fight club thanks
@allegianceproductionsoffic9265
2 ай бұрын
Man I always take the luggage class :( Cargo compartment low key cozy tho
@ajessm
5 ай бұрын
Champagne is not a reason for flying any airline. #1 is safety. #2 Likelihood of flight taking off and getting to your destination on time.
@statebird6586
5 ай бұрын
Aren’t they the same seats?
@MG-ot2yr
5 ай бұрын
I do like Polaris but usually fly solo so I go for the window pods
@Chicago_jake
5 ай бұрын
Nah I book the single seat to get my alone time.
@MG-ot2yr
5 ай бұрын
Absolutely, even though the middle seats have a divider, I still prefer the single pods at the window.
@CoolTaxiDriver
5 ай бұрын
The biggest mistake might just be …booking with United. Remember…they are all about diversity and equity. They are willing to hire pilots based on equity…as opposed to merit. I don’t know about you, but I want to fly on the airline that hires the best+most experienced pilots.
@BrigidHigginsAMDG
5 ай бұрын
Well put 👏👏- idgaf about the gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation of my pilot - and it doesn’t make sense for us to be expected to congratulate them on random features like that as if you private life or aspects of who you are that you didn’t choose are worth oooo-ing and ahhhh-ing about 😅 - all that matters to me is can you fly the damn plane safely and well and not crash or leave me with bruises after a shoddy descent - the pilot could be a purple person with polka dots for all I care - just get me to my destination safely and on time and don’t hire people based on what they look like (bc that’s just straight up a violation of federal law, not that they seem to care 🫥)
@ajaykumarrai2725
6 ай бұрын
Imagine hearing calping sound while sitting in middle row before landing😂 Edit:- thanks for 28liks first time in my life😅
@Blob-qz8ql
6 ай бұрын
Calping????
@28johnpetrie
6 ай бұрын
Ya, what is it?
@Asoka-great
5 ай бұрын
Clapping. 👏🏽. That makes sense, if u r in middle, that sound is amazing.
@billakers6082
6 ай бұрын
When you have a death grip on your armrest with seconds to live, take comfort in knowing you have the most diverse crew in the industry. Have a nice flight.
@get2dachoppa249
5 ай бұрын
Like how all those passengers that have been killed due to pilot error from white male pilots over the last 50 years, gotcha.
@bp900
5 ай бұрын
What are you on about?
@bp900
5 ай бұрын
@@Jdalio5 seems it's contagious
@Lizbravo-co6vb
5 ай бұрын
@@Jdalio5reread your sentence.
@db-rc5fr
5 ай бұрын
@@bp900Look up their hiring practice. If that doesn’t concern you then you’re hopeless.
@fattymatty5380
5 ай бұрын
The middle seats are not more spacious …they’re the same size as seats in business class
@Garrett_thomas
6 ай бұрын
Oh god. Be careful if you book on the 777 configuration they have where there’s 4 across in the middle and there’s hardly any separation. Horrible experience
@dannychan6202
Ай бұрын
That’s been relegated to domestic services- don’t worry.
@rainyoctober4683
6 ай бұрын
Complains about noisy aisle seat. Brings a kid into business class. You are the noise
@28johnpetrie
6 ай бұрын
Yes! Babies in business class??
@danielherrle8587
5 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure worse things have happened on United flights before…
@AMD7027
5 ай бұрын
No the biggest mistake is to take one of the straight oriented seats against the fuselage. Because of the wall the Control Strip for the recline is offset by 5 inches, robbing you of space
@twatt3198
5 ай бұрын
“Free champagne”. It ain’t free, you pay a fortune for the seat that includes it
@garyholt4445
6 ай бұрын
I only wish I could afford to fly business class
@MG-ot2yr
5 ай бұрын
I've gotten some low business class fares to Europe for about $2500 roundtrip. Once you get used to paying for it, its easier to cough up the dough....for some its just a mental hurdle more so than actually cost prohibitive.
@LMays-cu2hp
4 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing.😊😊
@superbrandon7854
2 ай бұрын
The wtc behind: YOU. KILLED ME ANDSISTER
@g550driver13
5 ай бұрын
The seats are def not comfy in Polaris class. The foot wells are so narrow, it's claustrophobic.
@riggiep.7108
5 ай бұрын
That arrangement is similar to Air Canada's. Outer seats are single, no one to yadda yadda you during those 14 hours to Hong Kaong.
@rkogrady
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing 👍 😊 😀
@33Justthinking
5 ай бұрын
Good to know. I hope to do this one day.❤❤❤
@pumarob
5 ай бұрын
Free champagne 😂 nah, you’ve paid a massive premium for that.
@coover65
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the upload. We're planning on flying United from Brisbane to San Francisco in April. These seats look good.
@MG-ot2yr
5 ай бұрын
They are very good, you'll enjoy that long flight.
@James-hb8qu
5 ай бұрын
You also get, for free, a DEI pilot that was not the best pilot available.
@golfkid333
5 ай бұрын
Nope, flying coach with a few bottles of whiskey
@Kebster
5 ай бұрын
The biggest mistake is even choosing to fly United. 💀
@user-vq4ee4gq5p
2 ай бұрын
I’m only booking because of that cute lil light
@calebgaming8459
2 ай бұрын
But the title shows and plane and the world trade center 💀
@skypirate6278
Ай бұрын
What about the World trade center? What does it had to do with United?
@chrisbraid2907
5 ай бұрын
I’m short and not Rich so the only way you are likely to see me in Business Class is through the generosity of the Airline …
@texasgrillchef8581
6 ай бұрын
I hate that the couples seats are next to a window. I want my window seat
@cfpzona
2 ай бұрын
The biggest mistake of flying with United is....flying with United. End of story.
@Mudfish999
5 ай бұрын
So a guy speaking into a bunch of broccoli tells me where to sit, and then tells me not to sit there.
@babyboomer9560
6 ай бұрын
DEI? No problem. Gonna drive.
@db-rc5fr
5 ай бұрын
What’s wrong with a high Diversity Inclusion Equity score? 😂
@justsmy5677
5 ай бұрын
The Polaris seats seem a little weird. The footrest is not quite aligned with the seat. it's hard to get comfortable using the footrest.
@NORWEGIAN-AIR-ENJOYER
6 ай бұрын
Th landing view in the beginning reminded me of asiana 216
@Lizbravo-co6vb
5 ай бұрын
Looks like the same seats, and dude, that green fuzzy ball you’re holding looks ridiculous,
@mega6076
6 ай бұрын
Biggest mistake you can make is flying united
@LosSantos_PoliceDepartment
2 ай бұрын
“this is the biggest mistake you can make when flying uniteds business class” *shows united plane right in from of the world trade center
@Simon-SBL
5 ай бұрын
That Champagne is not free! 😂
@Its_Just_Glenn
5 ай бұрын
I just made the change, thank you!
@laural8370
5 ай бұрын
No United after dragging out an Asian looking doctor who was on practice assignment and got his teeth knocked out during that violence by the UAL
@Showmeyourgyatt
2 ай бұрын
Me getting flashbacks when I see the plane and wtc
@supermax8562
6 ай бұрын
TBH Flying United is a mistake Whether it is business or economy 😂
@jamieson88
6 ай бұрын
Delta is better, sure, but you have to fly through freaking Atlanta and their points program is trash. American is trash to begin with. United is member of the Star Alliance with, arguably, the world’s most superior airlines such as Lufthansa, SWISS, Austria, Brussels, South Africa, Ethiopia, Singapore Airlines, ANA, Asiana. The only part of the world where that alliance is truly lacking is South America tbh.
@adenpleXdianne
5 ай бұрын
Give me a like when you saw that baby on business class😂
@susietopspin
5 ай бұрын
Aren’t you pointing at the same seats for green and red?
@joykaiser8920
5 ай бұрын
Nice,,, all business seats we built and I put laminate on it
@artofadventureproductions7630
5 ай бұрын
Free champaigne…😂😂😂
@JoshRiver
2 ай бұрын
Is is just me or seeing the first world trade center give you flashbacks.
@paulacornelison243
5 ай бұрын
Those were the same seats!
@indianjedi
4 ай бұрын
Gotta have the money first to make the mistake 😢😂
@happystudytoyou5905
Ай бұрын
little difference in economy 😂 and also steward from there doesnt smile to economy😂
@taxol2
3 ай бұрын
The seating chart quite self explainatory
@subdrvr
5 ай бұрын
I WILL NEVER FLY UNITED AGAIN AND NO ONE I EMPLOY WILL EITHER.
@violetscreaming
5 ай бұрын
Yes because those few inches make such a difference with all the noise coming from the aisle… like wtf 😅
@stehero4569
5 ай бұрын
The actual biggest mistake is bringing a guitar
@jej2371
5 ай бұрын
Still holding onto that 15-year-old pre-merger "joke" are we? 0:01
@Green2Red2
5 ай бұрын
Try telling that to Taylor Swift 😂
@ChilzSub0
2 ай бұрын
The baby 😂😂😂
@randmayfield5695
5 ай бұрын
United f'ked me over back in 2014 and i haven't flown them since. Use this carrier at your own risk. They simply don't care because they don't have to.
@jasonthang5615
2 ай бұрын
biggest mistake is flying on a Boeing plane that’s United
@Michael-sb8jf
4 ай бұрын
Now find me a reason to book these out side of trans oceanic flights
@theresasalvador-lc7qw
2 ай бұрын
People mistake flying united in 2024: 😅 People mistake flying united in 2001:💀
@jasoncrowl6259
6 ай бұрын
Flying united with the pilots that were hired based on diversity is the biggest mistake 😂
@prm7216
6 ай бұрын
No kidding! I have never been afraid of flying before but that is changing between parts falling off of planes because of H1Bs and trigender multicolored pilots that may or may not have any idea how to fly.
@Conflicttalk13
6 ай бұрын
@@prm7216lmfaoooo trigendered and multiple race got me fucked up, that’s the realest and funniest shit in 2024 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@db-rc5fr
5 ай бұрын
DIEversity
@johnwolf1475
5 ай бұрын
remember it dont matter- you have less than 12 minutes of oxygen when them yella cups drop...
@susanbilkovoc1179
5 ай бұрын
Idk the difference. To me it seems like he choose the same seats as good and bad.
@nadiyamithal5667
3 ай бұрын
The wrong seats are highlighted wrong 🤷🏻♀️😂🤷🏻♀️
@dominicahercules
2 ай бұрын
Worst thing to do on United: Bring a guitar
@kylebeatty3466
5 ай бұрын
No no no. The center seats have no window. Would never choose one.
@fredneedle123
5 ай бұрын
This makes no sense. Can anyone make this make sense? 🤔
@DOCTORJAN714
5 ай бұрын
What's going on that's so noisy in those aisles?
@arfriedman4577
3 ай бұрын
From your photo, the aisle is next to all seats. I dont understand.
@midnight1638
5 ай бұрын
It's the BIGGEST mistake. Don't make this BIG mistake. Your LIFE will depend on it. You will end in MISERY. Imagine sitting next to the NOISY aisle.
@barrylohman4115
5 ай бұрын
According to this configuration, every single seat in business class here is on a noisy aisle. 😂
@Jdalio5
5 ай бұрын
The champagne cost $100 per glass wether you drink it or not.
@timrogers8503
5 ай бұрын
I had no idea there was such a thing. I never have that kind of money anyway.
@jej2371
5 ай бұрын
You don't need that kind of money, you just need to get a card that gives you points and then pay your bills with that card. Nothing is unattainable, it's just riddled with hoops. You'll get there none day.
@rockerjim8045
6 ай бұрын
Never pay for business or first-class air travel. Biggest waste of money ever invented.
@Ilike.kong.
6 ай бұрын
I like being next to the engines
@rockerjim8045
6 ай бұрын
You will be if you fly on a max boeing
@nextsibling
5 ай бұрын
Problems of the pampered upper classes.
@mlw1700
5 ай бұрын
I don't drink champagne. I want a refund.
@markschumacher7408
5 ай бұрын
How can some seats be farther from the aisle and others closer when the seat configuration makes everybody seat an aisle seat?
@liamphillips7315
4 ай бұрын
Except for the pieces of the plane that keep flying off mid-flight 🤦♂️
@philfils-aime3570
5 ай бұрын
These seats are very claustrophobic
@effkay3691
5 ай бұрын
The worst business class in the world. Food comes all at once on a tray like a tv dinner. Kept the lights off for the entirety of the flight 14 hrs. That’s it.
@Happy-Day356
5 ай бұрын
Its not "free" champagne
@Gspec5
4 ай бұрын
Business class ticket costs $400 more....but you get "free" champagne 🤡
@RM-ok9uc
4 ай бұрын
Why is it noisy aisle? Are they dancing in their extra space away from the plebes?
@c.w1865
2 ай бұрын
There's more storage in the non honeymoon seats
@ChrisAndCats
5 ай бұрын
I have another question.....why is he talking to a broccoli floret?
@moefit7576
5 ай бұрын
Hard to take seriously someone using a windscreen inside.
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