who watches sam bee or seth myers they are the worst of the bunch
@piemelfriemel8718
8 жыл бұрын
dood poop You know, punctuation would really help your writing, because that was just an awful read. She isn't really funny enough to pull off this regressive attitude. She doesn't have the wit.
@user-lf1os3sh5c
8 жыл бұрын
+PIEMEL FRIEMEL well you are the worst person to judge these sort of things.
@piemelfriemel8718
8 жыл бұрын
Adithya Padmanabhan Why? Because I critcized his punctuation? Get out of here.
@KingOfMadCows
8 жыл бұрын
I liked the part of Trump's speech where he opened up the valves to let the water pour down on the wretches and said, "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
@YashRajeev
8 жыл бұрын
+
@juliusgreen9179
8 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the part where all his followers sprayed their faces with chromepaint
@VinnyDaQ
8 жыл бұрын
And then drove off in their apocalyptic - themed homemade vehicles.
@AbnormalWrench
8 жыл бұрын
Trumps car would definitely have a lot of gold paint, I think.
@VinnyDaQ
8 жыл бұрын
***** And a very shiny blond roof !!
@thebaconpig8680
8 жыл бұрын
This is were Colbert belongs. He is best when he is political.
@retiredjuggies361
8 жыл бұрын
That was his selling point back in the Daily Show But I still miss the old Stephen when he would also constantly tackle social issues, but what can ya do~ each company has their own set of rules and restriction~ O3O
@supyoist
8 жыл бұрын
+RetiredJuggies He'll probably get back on that once the election's over
@jbb6131
8 жыл бұрын
Preach
@isaacliu896
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't like when he piece by piece and play by played the speech though. I prefer him joking about sound bites, otherwise he becomes too much like Trevor Noah. The daily show is too political, not enough comedy, the late show here almost slipped over that line. Although Trevor is slowly getting funnier.
@jorgeorwellius6943
8 жыл бұрын
+Isaac Liu Doubt there was a way for him to be less so
@DuranmanX
8 жыл бұрын
I need to get my nuclear bunker reading for when Trump takes office next year
@stealthemerald5645
8 жыл бұрын
nah...you heard the idiot "Europe is a big place'..lmao
@konstm.s.236
8 жыл бұрын
I would recomend to put Mord food in it.
@paradoxacres1063
8 жыл бұрын
_"War. War never changes"_
@chinookvalley
8 жыл бұрын
...and a passport. Hello Mexico!!! Hello Canada!!! Hello oceans and lands abroad!!!
@daiyousei3847
8 жыл бұрын
I completely approve of you leaving. Please become a citizen of one of those countries. Let me know how easy the process is :)
@amihartz
8 жыл бұрын
Our country _already is_ rich. The money is just all in the hands of the top 1%.
@dasalekhya
8 жыл бұрын
and that too with just the *_"declared"_* money ...
@mrpara7276
8 жыл бұрын
that is why all the corporations are against trump because hes going to take their money away from them
@DanielDanielsen
8 жыл бұрын
So in the hands of Trump and his friends?
@mohd1908
8 жыл бұрын
+Mr Para He's one of them , how ironic
@tjones2260
8 жыл бұрын
Mr Para. So so dumb. Is Trump not part of them? The only reason why they are against him is because he is the most dumb and ignorant public figure ever in America. A presidential candidate who did not even know the existence of BREXIT. If Trump had an average intelligence, the big corporations would have lined up with him cuz he is one of them. His tax cut for the rich is meant to benefit Trump himself. Do you think the big corporations are not welcoming to the idea of a big tax cut that will benefit them? But they would rather embrace no tax-cut than a buffoon offering one.
@MrGammaJack
8 жыл бұрын
seriously, this channel is on a roll.
@rynedude
8 жыл бұрын
!Its RNC week. Colbert is amazing and Jon Stewart was born for this shit!
@KemperOnYoutube
8 жыл бұрын
Kotor love :D
@MrSir-kj1gy
8 жыл бұрын
Colbert and Jon Stewart are exactly what Trump was talking about, run by the elite media to push an agenda and form public opinion.
@puffball4484
8 жыл бұрын
I agree with you even though you're a wound in the force.
@MrSir-kj1gy
8 жыл бұрын
+Puff Ball can't come with an argument so you insult? how typical
@firstnamelastname4752
8 жыл бұрын
2016: Terrible for politics, great for videogames. Both make you want to just stay indoors.
@laylarose1063
8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that there's no politics in the Sims. Not yet anyway. They'll probably make a Sims 4 EP with governor or mayor race now b/c I had to go and say something.
@kueh9287
8 жыл бұрын
unless it's pokemon go
@retroact1ve
8 жыл бұрын
Liberals have taken over all media. Even when you're just watching movies you're watching politics. As you said F*cking annoying. I love the little bubble world they have created for theirselves and their fans. Come November that is the next bubble (they have created) to pop.
@Lny_Forner
8 жыл бұрын
they had a political career in sims 3, so i wouldn't be surprised if it returned.
@ehop6314
8 жыл бұрын
+retroact1ve Yes. It is incredibly sad, and I'm not sure how it happened. I don't know how it's cool for the media to be so obviously leaning one way. I also don't know how a country full of (mostly) sane people can choose two candidates like this. (yes, I think most Americans are sane. Just quieter than the loud, obnoxious, crazy, radicals.)
@JohnDoe-po5cm
8 жыл бұрын
Not the president you need, but the president you deserve.
@SirMikeys
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@willmcglone6210
8 жыл бұрын
What's that supposed to mean??
@DeynaAndSilaqui
8 жыл бұрын
That you guys have been shitting the bed across the world and within your own borders for the last decade and you need a wake up call.
@scarletdays1
8 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought you meant Batman
@ArmoredChocoboLPs
8 жыл бұрын
What the hell did we do wrong? At least tell us WHY we're getting punished.
@kuwait85
8 жыл бұрын
just Fill my Mouth with bees joke was GOLD 6:08
@mattmalloy402
8 жыл бұрын
I want a coke. It's like getting a Pepsi lol
@calvingreene7794
8 жыл бұрын
NOT THE BEES
@slappingstuff5570
8 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE LISTEN UP! I'm Canadian and I just want to say all of you Americans can come over and stay here till the elections over or till the presidency ends.
@hittingyouoverthehead
8 жыл бұрын
No. Build a wall and keep the Americans out. Or at least keep the Republicans out. They brought this on themselves.
@brefstank8398
8 жыл бұрын
Canadian immigration disagrees 😂
@retiredjuggies361
8 жыл бұрын
your government now has tight restriction and exclusion on American immigration, period
@opifex8405
8 жыл бұрын
Why would I want to go to a frozen wasteland filled with weird French people, Hockey, and maple syrup?
@nschwartz311
8 жыл бұрын
Thank
@ilanharmor6331
6 жыл бұрын
I really love the guy who yelled, "You suck!" just after Trump said "I wonder sometimes, what he'd say if he were here to see this, and to see me, today."
@doktawhawee9870
8 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, you are the best!
@opifex8405
8 жыл бұрын
Shill *
@opifex8405
8 жыл бұрын
***** I'm just a Train.
@kevingirard9342
8 жыл бұрын
He's a Douchebag .
@opifex8405
8 жыл бұрын
***** Shillbags
@opifex8405
8 жыл бұрын
***** You sure like to attempt to refute people. Are you a progressive liberal leftist that watchs TYT, Bill Maher, Secular Talk, and Steven Colbert for your news? Do you read Huffpost, Vox, Buzzfeed, Salon, Wasington post, ect?
@MsGrapeNehi
8 жыл бұрын
Trump: "There will be NO LIES." No punchline necessary at this point.
@s871-c1q
8 жыл бұрын
It's like an arsonist saying there will be no fires.
@MrKarthikjoker
8 жыл бұрын
+
@josephcorridon9314
8 жыл бұрын
+
@chrisnenshati7400
8 жыл бұрын
Your a hypocrite. Hillary has lied since the day she became a politician. What has Trump lied about? Does Trump have military blood on his hands like Hillary?
@AlienBros
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah what has he lied about? Hillary killed a colleague and four American Soldiers and lies every time she speaks yet you would prefer her over Trump? You must not be the sharpest tool in the tool shed.
@Zyphet
8 жыл бұрын
lmfao did they really play you cant always get what you want at the RNC? That is too funny.
@tylerborgard8805
8 жыл бұрын
Yes, they did. And it was hilarious.
@Zyphet
8 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, at least the republican party treats its voters fairly. They definitely didn't want Trump to win, but they sucked it up and gave the people what they want. The whole wikileaks DNC email thing is just pathetic, they were pushing for Hillary to win from the start... RIP
@Zyphet
8 жыл бұрын
***** Both I'd say, but probably aimed mostly to the republicans who were anti-trump. Pretty funny stuff. He of course claims it was just some random playlist and it wasnt on purpose, but we all know hes just pretending. You don't just accidentally play a song like that lol.
@CaptianAwesome
8 жыл бұрын
You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need Yeah, I can see Trump picking that song.
@catc8927
8 жыл бұрын
Jon playing a snippet of "Flight of the Bumblebee" right after Steven mentioned "bees" cracked me up. XD
@jordandavies2175
8 жыл бұрын
You Can't Always Get What You Want should be America's new national anthem for this election.
@trtlgrdl
8 жыл бұрын
The Democrats are getting exactly what they want. A solid Dem in the white house, and the end of the crazy republican party. Killed by its own tea party. They radicalized their base, and then lost control of them.. I think its awesome.
@ryandolan8530
8 жыл бұрын
A solid dem in the white house? LMAO! Our country has a gun in its mouth right now Killary would be the one to pull the trigger.
@trtlgrdl
8 жыл бұрын
Wrong..
@khinzaw77
8 жыл бұрын
You literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
@truth-or-bullsit4096
8 жыл бұрын
lol yup i laughed at that comment to..dem are only getting a lying criminal power hungry btch that really doesn't give 1 little fuk about anyone other than herself
@LukeTheMovieMan117
8 жыл бұрын
The liberal propaganda show with Stephen Colbert.
@willmcglone6210
8 жыл бұрын
The non-retarted propaganda show with Stephen Colbert *
@TheArtkaw
8 жыл бұрын
+Vegalus Guess someone can't wait for the border wall to go up.
@FinalSentinel
8 жыл бұрын
When you can't come up with a counterpoint so you just claim bias.
@TheArtkaw
8 жыл бұрын
Bias bias bo bias bias
@Onus6688
8 жыл бұрын
I'm neither democrat or republican, but the right seems to be wayyyyyy more into the obvious propaganda stuff... I could watch like infinite clips of republican/conservatives from the daily show/colbert shows contradicting themselves.. on the same topics even.. but as long as it supports their agenda they change their minds, and yes I do understand it works in both parties.
@OpalShade
8 жыл бұрын
"What would he say?" 7:32 "You suck!" - well, that response was fast. Funny they cut it off. Or I just misheard it
@Deflector316
8 жыл бұрын
yeah it is there
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
It was "You Rock"
@sycois
8 жыл бұрын
You prolly misheard. I heard it as "You rock"
@alexc773
8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was "You suck!" too. He does suck.
@mrcory1999
8 жыл бұрын
+alexc773 why do people watch shit they think sucks??
@TheFaizhusein
8 жыл бұрын
When trump said I wonder what my father would say if he saw me at this moment. And I swear I heard somebody shouting in the background " you suck ". Savage....
@Kindlegolas
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Stephen will be as critical of the DNC next week?
@carboy101
8 жыл бұрын
Yea no shit he will. Did you ever watch the Colbert Report?
@lesslycepeda9693
8 жыл бұрын
hell yeah. so much fun to be had when at these conventions.
@jbb6131
8 жыл бұрын
He will
@musicalbacon2
8 жыл бұрын
+Dr0pkidd probably, but it will be hard to be as critical all the RNC Trumpster fire. The DNC won't be having white supremists and d list celebrities, plagerized and non endorsement speeches at their convention. They will probably have security beating the shit out of Bernie Sanders supporters and black lives matter protesters, however.
@EricAriel5
8 жыл бұрын
He's going live then too and said many times he will.
@CorallusB
8 жыл бұрын
Those hips though
@lyndonhawkins5889
8 жыл бұрын
They don't lie
@victoriarasmussen2496
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is making me jealous. Damn I wish I had those hip movement skills.
@lynnjackson757
8 жыл бұрын
a
@davidestrada9462
8 жыл бұрын
DNC is probably gonna be boring :(
@gigistoner8004
8 жыл бұрын
I'm ready to hear some sanity.
@goku8621
8 жыл бұрын
Boring is better than a shit show that was the rnc to be honest
@davidestrada9462
8 жыл бұрын
goku8621 Yeah, but people like Drama and I think that actually helped Trump. Also Americans don't really like politics so they need to make it interesting like attacking Trump really hard, but I doubt it. That supreme court justice attacked Trump and she quickly apologized later.
@calibaby6913
8 жыл бұрын
in this case i'll take the boring, this week has been an embarrassment for America.
@epiclord11
8 жыл бұрын
yeah probably compared to the Republican freak show.
@supershinigami1
8 жыл бұрын
Please don't vote for him.
@AlvinCornelius
8 жыл бұрын
you can't change how a stupid people's mind works. stupid always do stupid.
@zeroforconduct8008
8 жыл бұрын
I'm so gonna vote for him.
@SaucyMcSaucer
8 жыл бұрын
That's like saying that you'd rather have a baby drive your car versus a professional race car driver, because the baby's been in less accidents.
@portalplayer
8 жыл бұрын
I think trump will win to be honest.. I wish trump loses bigly but he is playing the American public for fools.
@kaliyuga2758
8 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Is it not obvious now that the entire election is rigged???
@TheSlySleuth
8 жыл бұрын
7:33 "You Rock" Best part of the speech.
@cahill2873
8 жыл бұрын
"You suck"
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
lol how could you hear something that sounds totally different than what was said. It was clearly "You Rock"
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, I guess if you hate Trump you hear "You Suck" but if you are neutral, pro Trump, or don't know who he is... you will hear "You Rock" (Because that's what was actually said.)
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
***** lol you troll. If you watch from another perspective you can see the guy that yelled holding up a pro-trump sign. You're clearly just biased.
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
***** Wait what? o_O It appears that I have been trolled. lol Nice one.
@pdxair6567
8 жыл бұрын
2016 has been such an awful year.
@DrSmokeTrees
8 жыл бұрын
It really hasn't been that bad. The news just wants you to think that.
@davidrhodes4578
8 жыл бұрын
+DrSmokeTrees Yeah the shootings and the bombing and Cop shootings and vice versa haven't been the best. 2016 is not the worse year by far but it is far than not that bad.
@ladyrose837
8 жыл бұрын
...but Bowie and Prince. BOWIE AND PRINCE
@amihartz
8 жыл бұрын
I went into $50k debt for college this year. :D
@arbknight12
8 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side: 2017 will be much worse 😜
@thehulk372
8 жыл бұрын
in Donald's last speech at the end you can hear someone yell you suck and it is perfectly timed with what he said haha. 7:28
@nschwartz311
8 жыл бұрын
He says you rock not you suck unfortunately ☹️
@Teeyago
8 жыл бұрын
Colbert's right, Trump clearly didn't do the hips thing... ..cause hips don't lie
@G0DofRock
8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure a mouthful of bees is better for your health than Coke.. Just saying.
@laylarose1063
8 жыл бұрын
LOL probably but bees are sadly, caffeine free.
@iWinGamer
8 жыл бұрын
+Layla Rose that's the point....
@AdvancedKnifeBro
8 жыл бұрын
"Lo it has come to pass..." I usually say that once, sometimes twice a day.
@PreetiKaur1999
8 жыл бұрын
You lucky duck
@rockapellaman
8 жыл бұрын
You work for Medieval Times?
@AdvancedKnifeBro
8 жыл бұрын
+Tim Gallagher oh sorry, I should have been more clear. I was referring to bowel movements.
@glo1168
8 жыл бұрын
epic comment
@uss_04
8 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when we got a Late Night Talk show host who studies LotR and may know some Elvish lines. Hurray for the rise of the nerdish hipsters with odd hobbies.
@br1an_b
8 жыл бұрын
"…then just fill my mouth with bees" hahahaha 😂😂😂
@mjparadero7046
6 жыл бұрын
This is such a good throwback video when liberals think they will win the election 😂😂😂😂
@subbstevie
8 жыл бұрын
wasn't it immigration that approved all of donalds wives into america
@dlwogh1009
8 жыл бұрын
wow.. that is hella savage LOL
@DG0398
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, legal immigration.
@oscaralonso4699
8 жыл бұрын
+Drew Gaughan Most people would entre legally if they had the resojrces to do so.Do you think they willingly want to be hunt down by the government or something.
@DG0398
8 жыл бұрын
oscar alonso You don't have a right to move to the USA, the government has the right to decide whether or not you should be allowed to depending on your credentials. Your point makes no sense, buddy.
@tengokuro
8 жыл бұрын
+Drew Gaughan Lol! so much for ''SMALL GOVERNMENT''.....
@iamnotsaying8869
8 жыл бұрын
Did somebody say "You suck!" at 7:34
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
It was "You Rock!"
@Terminxman
8 жыл бұрын
he does fucking suck, can't believe I used to be able to stand colbert
@IshtiaqueAman
8 жыл бұрын
+SergeofBIBEK it was you sucks
@TomCatFromMA
8 жыл бұрын
He said YOU SUCK. And he DOES suck donkey dick. Now wikileaks has fucked Hillary good and she didn't even do anything wrong. It was the DNC who talked shit in those emails. We are so FUCKED if he gets in. On the other hand, it will be fun to watch Congress tear him a new asshole. But then there's the whole world annihilation thing. theintercept.com/2016/07/22/new-leak-top-dnc-official-wanted-to-use-bernie-sanderss-religious-beliefs-against-him/
@SergeofBIBEK
8 жыл бұрын
He clearly said "rock". If you watch other videos that are panning the crowd at the time... you can see it was a supporter holding a trump sign that was yelling it. Also it doesn't even sound close to "suck" at all.
@lolipedofin
8 жыл бұрын
Damn, Colbert absolutely demolished the RNC... way more than all the late night combined. This is truly where he is belong. And, damn... I'm early... O.o
@invaderjoshua6280
8 жыл бұрын
Wait is EA the parent company for the turd polish, you'd think they would need it for the awards.
@popperama6478
8 жыл бұрын
*clap* *clap* *clap*
@ElectedNews
5 жыл бұрын
The energy in that room is palpable. Wow.
@TjPhysicist
8 жыл бұрын
MAN, colbert can *really* "shake that"!
@liamisabella2146
8 жыл бұрын
" 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' is not just a bumper sticker" no... it's a Thomas Jefferson lyric in the Broadway show HAMILTON.
@kevokoma
8 жыл бұрын
Why do they always resort to insulting his hair though? Its so weak.
@Primalxbeast
8 жыл бұрын
Probably because he's so insecure about it. People wouldn't have spent so much time making fun of his hands if he hadn't gotten so defensive about it.
@pehenry
8 жыл бұрын
I agree. Do you think the left would tolerate somebody making fun of Michelle Obama's hair or skin pigmentation?
@user-lf1os3sh5c
8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Henry "Skin Pigmentation". Something only a white guy would say. Also probably a Trumpeter.
@pehenry
8 жыл бұрын
Adithya Padmanabhan wow. What an incredibly racist thing to say Aditha Padmanabhan. You just assumed I was "a white guy". And you made a broad sweeping generalization about "white guys". You are a racist.
@wasifzaman6062
8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Henry Well, 1. You're defending Trump 2. You're name is Patrick, that's pretty white
@andrewbuckwalter9710
8 жыл бұрын
This bit was so fun I almost choked on my gum twice
@andrewbuckwalter9710
8 жыл бұрын
Sorry funny
@jaypao8203
8 жыл бұрын
His hips don't lie... 😂
@Beren_Erchamion
8 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Stephen. I am a conservative and obviously Stephen is not, but he is very respectable and well balanced when he talks politics. When he has conservative political figures on the show he never degrades them but has intellectual conversations, the same way he does for liberals. He will admit when either side is wrong and tell it like it is when either side is right. Keep doing what you're doing, Stephen. Much love and respect.
@zainisneat6738
Жыл бұрын
This is what I like to see! Even if we don't agree on certain matters, being willing to listen and debate is the bedrock of progress.
@SWyrick366
9 ай бұрын
Umm, 2017 Stephen Colbert called, he has some unfortunate news to tell you........ HE SUCKS NOW.
@addisonodonnell9720
8 жыл бұрын
If Frankenstein's Monster was in charge of the angry mob, he'd probably make them read Milton and question their lonely place in the universe.
@LaisvaFoto
8 жыл бұрын
Did Colbert ever attacked Hillary on his show like he's attacking Trump?
@TalesStahl
8 жыл бұрын
yes
@alfonshomac
8 жыл бұрын
this is a propaganda machine... it's not supposed to be unbiased.
@joseramirez2310
8 жыл бұрын
He kinda does that a lot actually...
@htown11465
8 жыл бұрын
Nobody can, she doesn't give the same kind of comedic material.
@MA-eq7kw
8 жыл бұрын
He has made fun of Hillary but maybe not as much as trump because maybe he supports her. No one said is comedy can't be based around his opinion
@jacobmoore2221
4 жыл бұрын
He's nothing without Trump
@ethantang4358
8 жыл бұрын
These are weak. Has Colbert ran out of things to make fun of Trump?
@rdk2323
8 жыл бұрын
It's weird how one comment right above you says he's on fire and you say it's weak. Are you watching the same show?
@halyomorpha
8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Keith Different perceptions yield different results.
@ArsynZ
8 жыл бұрын
There's a careers worth of material with Trump, not even including all the dumb shit he said *before* he was running for POTUS. Colbert would tackle some of his policy issues... if he had any at all. No plan, all lies, *NO Trump*
@Sam-rf8yh
8 жыл бұрын
Drafting plans for the bunker in my back yard
@menacingmage
8 жыл бұрын
A) Trump B) Clinton C) None of the above. I choose C
@mintyfreshmetagross5437
8 жыл бұрын
Vote for Johnson or Stein then. Get a third party up in this country.
@na8ty1978
8 жыл бұрын
A
@scottwest1813
8 жыл бұрын
No, when you choose C, you vote Hillary. Hillary or Trump will be POTUS. I vote Trump. Hillary will finish destroying this country. We will be like Europe.
@harrywest08
8 жыл бұрын
Choose B or you get A. Very very simple stuff
@harrywest315
8 жыл бұрын
+onechance1992 ..whoever gets the most votes wins. If you don't vote Clinton then Trump is more likely to win. A vote for Johnson or Stein is worthless.
@tweepy123
8 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I wonder what my father would say if he were here to see this.." Random guy in audience: "You suck!!" XD
@visumetvanitas
8 жыл бұрын
lost it at "Do China. China. Chinah." :D
@squishyplums2415
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Stephen, you said Trump would never be President.
@mommy2471
8 жыл бұрын
did anyone notice the guy at 7:35 who screamed you suck at Donald Trump? because seriously that's the best part of this video.
@tortellini6793
8 жыл бұрын
Nope...he said "you rock!" -_-
@HOTD108_
3 жыл бұрын
Who's back here after the 2020 election results?
@AaYy0o
8 жыл бұрын
"Just Fill My Mouth With Bees" should have been Trump's campaign slogan.
@stella-kc7tp
8 жыл бұрын
The hips don't lie...
@AwsomenessEpicness
8 жыл бұрын
The only time I can stand listening to Donald Trump is when there will be someone making fun of him afterwards
@benjaminraskin8509
8 жыл бұрын
yep n my pick for the re do, Jon Stewart for president!! ✊
@laylarose1063
8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that when I watched his "takeover" clip. I love him so much.
@benjaminraskin8509
8 жыл бұрын
If only more people would share your love for sanity
@amberts180
4 жыл бұрын
We were all so happy and naive then.. watching 4/21/2020
@lmadigan1971
5 жыл бұрын
Trump is the world's best leader Hello from Australia Trump 2020
@Paragon231
8 жыл бұрын
When he pulled out that lighter XD
@adampeck3269
8 жыл бұрын
his daughters speech was a democrats speech. everything she said will be said next week...
@rodneywarren1905
8 жыл бұрын
She said she is neither republican or democrat but I get the feeling she leans way farther democrat or is straight up a democrat.
@slashandbones13
8 жыл бұрын
based on the list of people she has supported and raised money for, she seems to be socially left and economically center right
@mugentenshin138
8 жыл бұрын
Back in the days the democrats were the free speech advocates. Now it's the right who's taken this role. What you may perceive as traditional democratic values has shifted over. It should also speak volumes that the DNC's candidate either becomes president or end up in jail.
@rodneywarren1905
8 жыл бұрын
Ein Mugen Tenshin Until the NRA allows research into gun violence the Republicans will NEVER be the party of free speech.
@mugentenshin138
8 жыл бұрын
That has less to do with free speech, and more to do with a corrupt system, though I get your point. I guess the NRA is using the system, just like Trump admits to occasionally have used the system. Immoral, but sadly necessary for big business. It is but a symptom of a greater decease in both the parties. As such Trump is probably the best candidate to solve those issues. Not because of the Rep. party program, but because he's an individual, unlike most politicians, not controlled by money, organizations, interest groups or the media.
@viviane86zq
8 жыл бұрын
Dear late show team, I hope you are equally judgmental when Democratic Convention goes on.
@Prabhakaran-td9gd
8 жыл бұрын
No they won't. Actually they can't. DNC is not 1% as moronic as the RNC.
@jameskelly3509
8 жыл бұрын
I doubt it!! He does not have the same class as the other late night comedians. He thinks constantly making jokes about Trump are funny.......Not! Hillary has enough stuff to do Joke's about.....But he wont do it!!Trump 2016
@Prabhakaran-td9gd
8 жыл бұрын
James Kelly So adorable you think that.
@CoolHandMikeYT
8 жыл бұрын
I agree, its obvious Trump is ridiculous, but there is craziness on both sides. Both should be targets for comedy.
@jameskelly3509
8 жыл бұрын
Will see what this comedic talent....Lol will do!!!
@OlgaMesh
8 жыл бұрын
Why is Trump yelling? Doesn't he know he has microphone?
@laylarose1063
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, IKR. I was thinking I think PA system's there for a reason. He's gonna lose his voice if he keeps that up, then he won't be able to keep talking.
@OlgaMesh
8 жыл бұрын
Layla Rose It would be better for him if he want talk
@gach8595
8 жыл бұрын
daum baby those hips do not lie!!!! but gotta say the trump bump was my fav so far
@paradoxacres1063
8 жыл бұрын
Personally, I prefer to call it the *TRUMPOCALYPSE*. But, you know, "The Trumppening" is fine too, I guess.
@aidenbagshaw5573
Жыл бұрын
Re-watching this in 2022. He sounds downright sane here by comparison to what he does now! If it’d been the 2022 Trump campaigning in 2016, he’d’ve been laughed out of the room.
@BdR76
8 жыл бұрын
Demockery 2016: The Trumpening
@missmeow8791
8 жыл бұрын
this was the most hilarious, brilliant show EVER! JON, COME BACK TO US! Colbert and Stewart are national treasures.
@deepgeny1
4 жыл бұрын
Who is laughing now?
@stush7
7 жыл бұрын
@ 7:25 - lol at the answer shouted to him - "I wonder..what..he would say.." -- "You Fuck!"... ha ha ha!!!...
@bezretmet
7 жыл бұрын
maybe he said you rock...
@tamarkfir9688
8 жыл бұрын
stephen's hips don't lie
@Ragamucky
8 жыл бұрын
Flashback to when they played a crappy cover of a Beatles song at the RNC. *shudders in horror and disbelief*
@wardenm
8 жыл бұрын
All I can think of, is you know how each president redecorates the White House a bit? Can you even imagine a Trump version of the Oval Office? Or his name on the side of the building? lol
@MsGrapeNehi
8 жыл бұрын
Leopard skin curtains, gold-plated chairs, Chris Christie's dead body stuffed and made into a rug...
@tamcon72
8 жыл бұрын
It would be Liberace-esque!. In seriousness, it would look like Saddam's palace; Trump is a fanboi of the late dictator and already shares his tatty taste in chairs.
@tamcon72
8 жыл бұрын
***** He really is like a petty dictator in some sub tropical nation. Why his followers don't see it I really don't understand.
@tamcon72
8 жыл бұрын
***** I just imagined Trump saying, "My Secretary of the Interior, is hot, she's hot, she's a ten, believe me." and felt a bit sick.
@celticcheetah6371
8 жыл бұрын
At 6:32 the pianist starts playing flight of the bumblebee. Smooth.
@StonedSoup
8 жыл бұрын
Giant meteor 2016 !!! Please !!
@Cari111111
8 жыл бұрын
When played at low volume, 6:33 piano kinda sounds like bees lol
@JohnBrown-qp9eu
8 жыл бұрын
It's called "Flight of the Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
@OmbrogBox
8 жыл бұрын
6:03-6:09 Unfortunately Trump is partly right about that, I've seen so many former Bernie supporters all over the internet say they'll side with Trump since he lost, smh
@names_are_useless
8 жыл бұрын
And I've seen a lot say they won't bother with either Clinton of Trump and will vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein ... honestly they should all be voting Jill Stein, who is the closest to Sander's progressive views. Also get her a chance to poll at 15 percent in five national surveys so she has a chance to reach the debate between Clinton and Trump (although unfortunately Gary Johnson is currently leading Jill Stein).
@retiredjuggies361
8 жыл бұрын
+Matt N How is Gary leading? =.= Any who, for Bernie supporters who truly and actually decided to go Trump out of emotional outcry, you disappoint me greatly and Bernie himself as well. He didnt led us to be irrationally defiant, he led us to be more sensible and practical individuals, and now you are gonna turn away from it all when you were originally inspired into that path? What sorta nutskulls are you?!?!
@names_are_useless
8 жыл бұрын
***** According to RealPolitics, Gary Johnson is winning twice the votes of Stein: www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html It doesn't help that Johnson is getting more news coverage then Stein as well.
@ginamclendon380
8 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the only reason I survived watching the circus in Cleveland... Love you Stephen!!
@legit0101
5 жыл бұрын
Oh the sweet, sweet irony.
@SentinelPrimek
8 жыл бұрын
6:33 lmao someone started playing flight of the bumblebee
@g-dub5272
4 жыл бұрын
Coming back to the liberal tears 😂
@postdeliberately5641
3 жыл бұрын
Weird.
@rajyavardhansingh4491
3 жыл бұрын
@@postdeliberately5641 not at all.
@postdeliberately5641
3 жыл бұрын
@@rajyavardhansingh4491: You are right. I have no idea why I wrote that.
@rajyavardhansingh4491
3 жыл бұрын
@@postdeliberately5641 😂
@LuKasAV6
8 жыл бұрын
1:29 "...Rance Priebus" Accent is hilariously spot on!
@micomator
8 жыл бұрын
Shout out for Flight of the Bumblebee at 6.31
@KnightmarelXXvII
2 жыл бұрын
"What if Frankenstein's monster was in charge of the angry mob?" - 7:52 OMG! Foreshadowing!
@arrykaloustiansr173
8 жыл бұрын
fill my mouth with bees. LMAO
@JoanLindsey5581
8 жыл бұрын
that "fill my mouth with bees" joke was a tumblr post from months ago. like almost verbatim.
@dracovenit9549
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many kiwis and aussies are watching this lol.
@NickWebster
8 жыл бұрын
Sup
@thearmchairjournalist566
8 жыл бұрын
Why?
@dracovenit9549
8 жыл бұрын
As it is important event that Kiwis and Aussies are following and it was late at night.
@bencmad
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a republican and think this is funny as hell
@angelobriones4413
8 жыл бұрын
is it me or did some one say you suck when he said what his father would think of him
@lakshp87
8 жыл бұрын
Media sure did enjoy comparing Bernie supporters to Trump supporters back then.
@Deadlybrownboy
8 жыл бұрын
what are the lyrics at the end? 8:15
@mmeyer1496
8 жыл бұрын
"You can't always get what you want"
@sophiek7820
8 жыл бұрын
It's a song by The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want. It's a great song
@Wheezerism
8 жыл бұрын
+M Meyer Yes, please take note far left and far right. You can't always get what you want.
@mauriciocatonartabe6116
8 жыл бұрын
The Stones has to be piss of...
@AmaranthOriginal
8 жыл бұрын
The problem is, the rest of the lyric goes "if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need." Not relevant here.
@arthurtaylor725
8 жыл бұрын
They were cheering louder for Stephen Colbert than they were for Donald Trump.
@delibertatem4922
8 жыл бұрын
Robinson's turd polish hahahahahahaha~
@krileayn
8 жыл бұрын
I was a Bernie supporter, but I do now support Trump. He's the only candidate that blast the establishment.
@oneofmanyjames-es1643
8 жыл бұрын
And replace it with what exactly? Trump has almost no concrete policy, talks like a dictator in waiting, and is a crude populist willing to say anything to get votes. If you want to tear down your establishment, great, the US political system sucks, but for the love of sanity have something decent to replace it with.
@krileayn
8 жыл бұрын
Hillary is no different, she will be more of the same. Trump is merely not politically correct, liberals think this is the greatest sin, to the point where you can't condemn Islamic ideology because that makes you an Islamaphobe. The left has turned western values on its head, and Trump is the only message they will understand. Stop attacking western culture and values as inherently evil, we are good people not responsible for all the evil in the world. I'm voting Trump, drastic times call for drastic measures.
@VividBoricua
8 жыл бұрын
Trump is not just not politically correct. He opposes pretty much everything Bernie Sanders supports, and if you really were a Bernie Sanders supporter, you would already know this and know why Trump should never be President.
@meermeeronthewall
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Stephen's suit looks weird?
@ftlo586
8 жыл бұрын
The jacket is too tight and short.
@janetsnakehole9345
8 жыл бұрын
He's either getting a gut without tailoring his suits to accommodate or he needs a new stylist.
@maddywu936
8 жыл бұрын
Too tight to button the suit
@theTimeIsNow2009
8 жыл бұрын
Francisco - exactly what I was thinking too.
@RiderZero1992
8 жыл бұрын
At around the 7:33 mark, you can hear someone say "YOU SUCK". Possibly....
@favouremma7429
4 жыл бұрын
Yo how did u feel when he won
@twstf8905
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I think we'll all remember where we were when we got too drunk to remember where we were. 🤣
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