“There’s not even a toilet in here.” Are we saying bowser’s castle needs...plumbing?
@misterpantherman7678
3 жыл бұрын
Well no, princess. You’re a prisoner... lol
@jeremybrown3271
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's what the whole thing is about. Maybe Bowser put in a work order for plumbing that Mario never tended to. So he kidnapped the princess as leverage to get his plumbing done
@RonaldRaiden
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremybrown3271 I like the way you think
@ShootNowAskLater01
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is funnier than the entire sketch was
@kushbalaji1019
3 жыл бұрын
The Mario Brothers are just ordinary plumbers in this game Period.
@andyoats
3 жыл бұрын
This is why Bowser always gets invited to go-karts with everyone else, y’know.
@Lawsonomy1
3 жыл бұрын
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
@dandytastic7465
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lawsonomy1 If being gay was a choice we would all be gay right now
@philipmacedonia6429
3 жыл бұрын
@@dandytastic7465 no.
@knightrohan1
3 жыл бұрын
He's so upstanding to the unspoken bad-guy rules
@fuhkishoga5130
2 жыл бұрын
and tennis.
@mexikleo8449
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser: "Oh you're one of those..." Me: "Is that like a personal attack or something?"
@youraveragejoe2
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser: now you're just being a whiny bitch.
@Neo2266.
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference to Moldy Cheese Larson?
@connorcrawford7059
3 жыл бұрын
yes it is
@youraveragejoe2
3 жыл бұрын
@@Neo2266. who?
@rutso175
3 жыл бұрын
Yes speed runners suck
@JonahBoing
4 жыл бұрын
Bowser is the homie in this animation
@alcatrazjyh6293
3 жыл бұрын
True dat, brotha!
@jaedenjae5439
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@TylerJayWalker
3 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS STOLEN
@goatedkid9552
3 жыл бұрын
@@TylerJayWalker ok but you’re a baby so get a life!
@nathanielrobinson7533
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Ursacke
3 жыл бұрын
“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.”
@Lawsonomy1
3 жыл бұрын
The counter to that is "Your a criminal, you are destabilizing entire nations with acts of terrorism. You dare talk about my personal growth when so many lives are on the line? My life is irrelevant before the interests of the state. Prepare to die!"
@harryhealey4298
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lawsonomy1 “I just took over a week ago. I’m trying to stop the archaic rule of the monarchy and install democracy and peace among the mushroom kingdom and all the subjects. Not just the toads but also the goombas, koopas and boos. And don’t ask about the lava pits, I couldn’t possibly put those in when I just took over. Peach must’ve put those there.”
@StarflameCrimsonOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
I need to remember to tell that to cheaters sometime...
@justachilldude4356
3 жыл бұрын
@@harryhealey4298 "Bowser, you're name is literally *King* Koopa, you talk about installing democracy when you yourself are an active monarch, an autocratic dictator who would sooner give control over the stretches of land you've seized to your 8 year old kids instead of handing that power to anybody capable of using it or letting the people elect somebody capable of campaigning for it, unless you want us to believe that it's just a coincidence that all 7 of the kingdoms you seized just happened to simultaneously agree that prepubescent children, all of whom belonged to you specifically, were the best people to elect into power. You can't be serious. Do you actually know what is happening in this war you've started, Goombas are walking off cliffs to their deaths, Bomb-ombs are blowing themselves up in droves, Bullet Bills are resigning themselves to an eternity of moving in one direction, all for a slight chance at killing me, all of whom fail and waste their lives for nothing because you lack the competence to hire somebody even remotely capable of keeping my in the grave. The condition of the the workers you claim to fight for is atrocious, and that doesn't even compare to the atrocities you've committed on those you deem to oppose you. You kidnapped Yoshi's unborn children and trapped him and his friends in eggs to humiliate them, you've used black magic to contort the bodies of lords and turn them into animals, you've kidnapped innocent toad civilians and turned their friends into bricks, all for what, to overthrow Peach's monarchy and replace it with your own, and you have the gall to act like Peach is the evil one for liking lava pits. You're evil Bowser, a cold blooded monster who would sooner ruin families and let his men die than not spend a day trying to conquer another kingdom because you're too lazy to simply build one of your own. I'm not here for a journey, I'm not here to have a fun time, I'm here to stop your crimes, save my girlfriend, and restore peace to the land, peace *you* took away, not Peach, prepare to die Bowser.
@cobaltprime9467
2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, well, screw you!”
@stove3517
3 жыл бұрын
*meanwhile, in another reality* Bowser: "how'd you get here so fast?!" Mario: "Imma-a every level completion speedrunnar." Browser: ".....Oh. I thought you used a warp whistle." Mario: "I woulda NEVER use thata abomination!" Browser: "Phew. I was fearing the worst."
@davidkraft314
3 жыл бұрын
That'sa right, I used a warp pipe, word 1-2 bitch
@jmeister7482
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkraft314 Oh! You're one of THOSE people I see? I get it
@blackout2986
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The browser thought you used a warp pipe
@LastCatalyst24
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where he kills bowser instantly.
@jibronyasein947
3 жыл бұрын
internet browser
@poisenouspuppy3822
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser ready to build Mario 8 new worlds can't build peach a toilet. I think we know who bowser really loves
@fixedfunshow
3 жыл бұрын
well is more of sending his minions, he doesn't build much besides the castles if he does at all
@CloakRyzn
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenedwards9262 Lmao, why did you have to take it there?
@lamondlense
3 жыл бұрын
That’s why he wanted Mario to learn lessons and he designed these worlds for him to have fun so yeah, sums him right up
@sjonnieplayfull5859
3 жыл бұрын
Of course there was no toilet: Bowser used all the pipes in the previous seven worlds...
@Lawsonomy1
3 жыл бұрын
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
@Raydnt69
4 жыл бұрын
This has a special place in my heart, as it was my first exposure to british bowser. Sucks it keeps getting taken down.
@harnessedcomic4381
4 жыл бұрын
Wait why did this get taken down?
@piercelindenberg6842
4 жыл бұрын
British Bowser is great!
@owoberon4947
3 жыл бұрын
@@harnessedcomic4381 are you asking why nintendo does something?
@SeanTrn
3 жыл бұрын
@@owoberon4947 ah ok there’s the answer
@endoftheleft2704
3 жыл бұрын
@@owoberon4947 Why this one specifically and not Dorkly’s many other Mario/Nintendo parodies?
@ymotechnopopfan
4 жыл бұрын
Bowser has a awesome british/English accent.
@resplndnt
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he sounded vaguely Australian
@thoruszwolf4153
3 жыл бұрын
@@resplndnt Same thing -'J
@flawlesssack1122
3 жыл бұрын
Just a posh accent
@Huhehat
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the shame wizard from bigmouth
@dissonanceparadiddle
3 жыл бұрын
It feels great
@videogollumer
3 жыл бұрын
This... is actually pretty heart-wrenching for Dorkly/College Humor. I actually felt bad for Mario; he didn't realize he was skipping out on all the fun until it was too late. :'(
@harrellt1405
3 жыл бұрын
Heart warming for me...bowser is a great guy
@videogollumer
3 жыл бұрын
@@harrellt1405 For a militant, dictatorial, princess kidnapping king; he is. lol
@MrRuePine
2 жыл бұрын
@@videogollumer Heart-wrenching indeed. Why can't Dorkly be like that again :'(
@Shady_Fungus
3 жыл бұрын
::Mario feels bad about using whistles in Mario 3:: ::Uses Star Road in Super Mario World:: ::Abuses countless glitches in Mario 64:: Bowser: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!
@mistermonologue2442
3 жыл бұрын
1:12 The moment Luigi discovered his fur-sona
@electroman1996
3 жыл бұрын
He's probably just on his way to meet Snowtail, the Arctic Fox-Wolf :P
@chloerogers8841
3 жыл бұрын
Furries and fursonas are things like cats dogs, usually dogs. Frogs, snakes and dragons are known as scalies
@Bro-cx2jc
3 жыл бұрын
We ShOuLd AlL hAvE sEx
@inspectorroy3096
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bro-cx2jc it is I! Pond hopper!
@bezimeni2000
3 жыл бұрын
Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination
@matthiasplatz5919
3 жыл бұрын
*Mario's hat* Would you like to destroy some evil today?
@RedDragonForce2
3 жыл бұрын
Mario: Wait, all this aesthetic and you don’t have one single toilet, Bowser? Not judging, just curious... Bowser: To be fair, we have LAVA. I mean, Lava covers up the smell tenfold. You don’t even notice... unless your looking at someone taking a dump. Trust me, my henchmen are very respectful of one another. Peach: Hmm... didn’t think about that.
@escopeto7849
3 жыл бұрын
After all these years, "there's not even a toilet in here" still sounds hilarious. The anxious delivery is spot on!
@dylanle6241
4 жыл бұрын
2:11 “there’s not even a toilet in here...”
@blob5907
3 жыл бұрын
good
@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
3 жыл бұрын
Just go in the lava pit...
@DamnDaimen
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser wants to be her toilet.
@kaizoisevil
3 жыл бұрын
@@DamnDaimen He's a urophiliac?
@DiddyKongVsLuigi
Жыл бұрын
Who said that?
@bbbazzinga
3 жыл бұрын
This was fun but let's face it, it's Peach the one looking for being kidnapped, she's got a weird thing going on with bowser...
@shvirasnowcat8622
3 жыл бұрын
I heard that Peach is dating Bowser in secret
@equinox2553
3 жыл бұрын
She just have a weird fetish about getting kidnapped and this is the thing that 'turn her on' xxD
@batfan1939
3 жыл бұрын
In my head canon, Mario and Bowser are the same person: Mario, being their first name, represents their best days/qualities; Bowser, being their last name, represents their worst. Peach doesn't like "Bowser," but rather than leaving/escaping, she just waits for "Mario" to come and rescue her… from himself. Even explains why Bowser's invited to sporting events and go karts and the like!
@SpoopySquid
3 жыл бұрын
British Bowser is such a gem
@siyahseeker
Ай бұрын
He’s pretty chill and doesn’t seem like a good guy.
@siahwolf733
3 жыл бұрын
This is the most wholesome dorky bets ever, I love this
@madslayer4197
3 жыл бұрын
Browses lines sound like something Ricky Gervais would say
@Sergeantmajormario
3 жыл бұрын
I'm now imagining Ricky Gervais voicing Bowser in the Mario Film... and honestly I want that now
@decapitaregrimm6663
3 жыл бұрын
You guy's know what's good
@madslayer4197
3 жыл бұрын
@@decapitaregrimm6663 having a go at mario for his round head
@madslayer4197
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sergeantmajormario and kemek voiced by Steve merchant
@infj-tguy6275
3 жыл бұрын
What. a. TWIST! bowser actually made mario regret skippin the levels and helped him enjoy the game more, that's a very nice ending
@corporalkarambit
4 жыл бұрын
This is too wholesome.
@foxking6354
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in another reality Bowser:what took so long Mario: I enjoyed the levels Bowser: oh so you like to take your time and not stress Mario:yes Bowser:well let’s see you defeat me Mario:”activates invincible star” Bowser: welp I’m done for
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
4 жыл бұрын
Finally some saint uploads this! Why did they take this classic down!? Thank you.
@Jebu911
3 жыл бұрын
Id assume it was nintendont steal our ips
@emblemblade9245
3 жыл бұрын
That’s an asinine and unintelligent assumption that totally betrays context and precedent.
@KasbashPlays
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser's Fury should've been a story about how he's disappointed with Mario speedrunners.
@jamesfowler5100
3 жыл бұрын
The gigantic world was one of my favorites in the game. Bowser was right about that.
@DartLuke
3 жыл бұрын
What part is it?
@toddseligmann2982
3 жыл бұрын
@@DartLuke its been a while for me. I think its world 5 or 6.
@jdb2002
3 жыл бұрын
@@DartLuke World 4
@h2opuppet821
3 жыл бұрын
I would gladly be bowser's homie since he's usually chill about most things
@matthewscottshea
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I never use warp whistles when I play SMB3. I go through the entire game, every level, every time.
@dfx13productions47
5 ай бұрын
“Luigi using the frog suit” giving me flashbacks to the fury Mario video
@roeuth
3 жыл бұрын
Thing is the warp whistle is so secretly hidden, you’ve might as well earned it if you found it on your first play through. No feeling bad here. Yes you could’ve found the cheats somewhere but back then those were limited to gaming magazines not many people could afford a monthly subscription or players probably already played through the whole game and discovered the warp whistle on a 2nd or third play through.
@svetlinnikolov8710
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the dragon has a picture of his mom on the wall
@halo1989100
3 жыл бұрын
Um....thats himself.
@DamontheDemon7
8 ай бұрын
1:57 I never thought I’d see Bowser and Mario hugging it out.
@ThattPerson
3 жыл бұрын
Original Collage humor Dorkly Video by this guy... "Incredible... Everything you just said was wrong."
@kimjongun2942
3 жыл бұрын
I love Bowser's English accent It's dope
@RobeonMew
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser is just upset that the warp whistle cut his "fun time" with peach. Why you think it's toad that always tells you that she's somewhere else? They're all in on it! 📯
@AT-il2ej
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser Jr came out of her
@RobeonMew
3 жыл бұрын
@@AT-il2ej Sunshine ☀
@somewagyuenjoyer
2 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome, Mario and Bowser being good friends, while they're their biggest enemies
@choboy46
3 жыл бұрын
"You didn't even rescue any of the kings"
@robbiewalker2831
2 жыл бұрын
Funny you say that, I once did an edit of the two sketches, this one and "Mario skips World 2" to give some kind of cohesive story.
@nutter3074
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser is the Frenemy we never deserved
@ricaard
3 жыл бұрын
The Princess' voice is perfect.
@damotoneko1500
3 жыл бұрын
Mario is right though. Saving the princess with any means neccessary(except immoral ones) is the right way to go.
@antenna_prolly
3 жыл бұрын
internal logic vs. player logic
@nucflashevent
3 жыл бұрын
**IN** all fairness, lol, the concept of warp whistles was to make up for the fact the game lacked any kind of save/password feature...you weren't intended to use them to skip to the end "just because" but more to get back to where you were if you couldn't finish the game in one go.
@johnepants
3 жыл бұрын
The whistles are a double edged sword. Sure you get to skip to World 8 fast, but you have no power ups in your arsenal at all, so once you get to the airships, you better be really f’n good at the game. If you play through all of the levels, you should have 99 lives, a few P-Wings, and a cloud or two. Unfortunately I can never beat world 8-1 without a P-wing
@andrewjbrave1370
3 жыл бұрын
This is why Super Mario World was made
@fernandod4046
3 жыл бұрын
The relationship between all these characters is getting more confusing.
@yoshicrew9532
3 жыл бұрын
Mario and bowser hug each other
@Bman-mh5gk
2 жыл бұрын
I love bowers voice! I think it fits perfect! Same as Mario!
@MarcusDandridgeDee_Kae
3 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this Makes me realize that Seeing Luigi of all People having something he doesn't Makes Mario Hate him enough to Push him out of his Life in Later Dorkly/Lowbrow Shorts
@ArmyGuyDan
3 жыл бұрын
Super Mario Bros 3 was my all time favorite game
@jayNicks10
Жыл бұрын
Bowser- you missed the snow world. Mario - there was a snow world? Me - yes, and it was a pain in the ass. Worth skipping. Bowser - the water levels aren’t so bad once you put on the frog suit. Me - the frog suit was a pain in the ass too. Great underwater, but terrible on land.
@jhgolf25
3 жыл бұрын
"That sounds like it might have been fun" 😂
@MajinLD
3 жыл бұрын
this is why i fully beat every mario game
@Lawsonomy1
3 жыл бұрын
This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.
@molink3123
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I like how he’s trying so hard to help him out
@sonichart1364
4 жыл бұрын
What did I just walk into?
@ARC-8846
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser is the mvp here folks
@awm8414
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser and Mario have a great bromance
@shoken4421
3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in this castle bowser jr is crying because his pop isnt grunting or growling when he speaks😳
@wolfey1579
3 жыл бұрын
That ending with what peach said is the funniest part ever
@KuperSpyronicStudios
7 ай бұрын
Mario: **Courage** Bowser: **Wisdom**
@2livenoob
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser not keeping his accent stable ruins it.
@seth2111
2 жыл бұрын
1: Everybody needs a Bowser hug from time to time. 2: My head cannon is Peach secretly pays Bowser to attack and kidnap her so she can get a vacation and Mario gets to play hero.
@schwarzerritter5724
Жыл бұрын
Bowser should really be more impressed. If Mario did not even go to the desert, he had no clouds and, at most, one single p-wing.
@dragonstormx
3 жыл бұрын
We always knew Mario and Bowser were secretly friends,
@LizardFella2.0
3 жыл бұрын
bro legit, mario and bowser are legit bros
@jayNicks10
Жыл бұрын
If Mario uses the warp whistle, he takes Luigi with him.
@jordanpeterson5038
3 жыл бұрын
I dont know why I like this one so much. Though if I may, bowsers doing this whole capture the princess thing for him then himself.
@DarkLordDumbledore
3 жыл бұрын
Man! I love this! Their practically FRIENEMIES!
@8-bitepilepsy147
3 жыл бұрын
“There’s not even a toilet in here.” Holy shit, bowser is into shitplay!!!
@vhypnotic7825
3 жыл бұрын
I love bowser how he is helping Mario
@babdulaziz-mk1kd
3 жыл бұрын
bowser love mario
@PhantomStar1987
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser's voice is so cool! 👍😎
@sithlordmikeyp
3 жыл бұрын
@0:20 who does Bowser say made that quote? I searched it and it says Dan Eldon. But I can't really make out what Bowser says.
@KnightRaymund
3 жыл бұрын
Deepak Chopra, a quack
@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
3 жыл бұрын
they dont call him king of koopas for nothing lmao
@animemanXLK
3 жыл бұрын
This was basically how I learned to the beat the first sonic game since I always used to run out of lives and die by a certain point. Use the level select cheat to skip ahead to those oproblem stages and eventually I could do the whole game in one sitting. Don't judge I was ten at the time. Ah judge if you want I don't give a shit.
@Jsims111
3 жыл бұрын
Did you ever get stuck at the "barrel of doom" in Sonic 3's carnival zone?
@animemanXLK
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jsims111 Yes. That part stumped me. Luckily a friend figured it out and told me.
@rmt3589
3 жыл бұрын
I want a bowser hug...
@Odindoesstuffreal
2 ай бұрын
the feels like a futurama episode for some weird reason
@bananaburger3194
3 жыл бұрын
Bowser kidnappes peach for mario to have fun. He does it for mario
@furybolt1474
Жыл бұрын
It's really irritating when people say the video is stolen from the original when the person who re-uploaded the original video, especially if it's deleted or not, had literally gave credit IN THE DESCRIPTION.
@JSPUFC
3 жыл бұрын
Guessing this is the prequel to Kaizo Mario?
@gabepenner3416
3 жыл бұрын
Like I said There's always times when we simed to fall But, if it's easy it's not fun at all. ... got that one from a song
@Naiddou
3 жыл бұрын
bowser is so rich he have many castles without any toilets in them
@GODKNGBATMANNATUREFFAURA
3 жыл бұрын
I will have to admit that browser was correct on all counts true hero's have to survive and concur all challenges to earn the right to save the damsel in distress
@luckyday5721
3 жыл бұрын
This was great.
@crimsonraptor67
3 жыл бұрын
Why does his Bowser sound just like Dorkly’s Bowser?
@cupgg21
3 жыл бұрын
When the enemy becomes the homie
@devonm042690
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the _real_ boss is the enemy within ourselves...?
@cupgg21
3 жыл бұрын
@@devonm042690 the feels
@redfox-mg1gj
3 жыл бұрын
In the underwater levels there's a fast and big purple fish who is hunting you down
@kalieffoster4607
3 жыл бұрын
Have never felt bad about using the whistle and I never will lol....but you can try 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Markthewolf23
3 жыл бұрын
This took a weird turn
@terceljr
3 жыл бұрын
frog suit in water levels were fun though. And the big goomba boot was also great as well as the hammer bro power up XD.
@zaidhernandez4601
3 жыл бұрын
This was awesome
@derrickmoses1507
3 жыл бұрын
It would have been better if as soon as he touched Bowser he died
@IcebroYT5231
4 жыл бұрын
Good, very good indeed
@Sovietghostdivision
3 жыл бұрын
I think Bowser kidnapped peach because he secretly has a thing for mario.
@pokemonlover4208
2 ай бұрын
I feel like this is why I don’t skip the worlds in Mario games.
@LukeLovesRose
3 жыл бұрын
Sad but Bowser has a point. Those levels were so cool. And the warp whistle was cool too
@Fixer_Su3ana
3 жыл бұрын
If Bowser thought those levels were cool, then why'd he skip them too?
@PhantomStar1987
3 жыл бұрын
Mario: I'm here to save myself.
@Reddythedino
2 жыл бұрын
T H E R E ' S N O T E V E N A T O I L E T I N H E R E
@joemasters2270
3 жыл бұрын
Mario crying & hugging Bowser 😆😆😆
@ericericallard4485
3 жыл бұрын
Why dose Bowser have a British voice ?
@leviprentice5689
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair giant word was my favourite as a kid 😎👍
@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this a few years ago
@dinosoid2000
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to do Ice Land (or Pipe Land for that matter).
@Snuffedstar2004
3 жыл бұрын
Every time I play Super Mario Bros. 3 with my mom I always tell her that we aren't using the whistles. She hates not using them.
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