“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head
@SentinelEquinox
11 ай бұрын
Head
@CS-xn6vb
11 ай бұрын
Hard intro to a song. Would be god like
@fortnite_legendary_scar6469
11 ай бұрын
Stevie wonder bar
@majickpancake3775
11 ай бұрын
Head
@mac-n-sneeze
11 ай бұрын
Found this comment as soon as he said it. Definitely goes hard
@vinylwaveframe
8 ай бұрын
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway." Actually fucking hard.
@laboon344
7 ай бұрын
Yeah
@big_sea
7 ай бұрын
yes
@oliverportillo3464
7 ай бұрын
Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”
@fizoh9605
6 ай бұрын
Yeag
@Gainsberg
6 ай бұрын
The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.
@witchbvrner
7 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic
@asuka_the_void_witch
7 ай бұрын
love how dracula is more powerful than archangels
@sircartier4422
7 ай бұрын
@@asuka_the_void_witchthat vampire puzzy mutated him
@Sandux930
7 ай бұрын
Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀
@lazuliioverheaven
8 ай бұрын
“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”
@AWWYEAHHHHHH
8 ай бұрын
Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius
@Cecilpedia
7 ай бұрын
I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard
@ViolentJrulez
7 ай бұрын
We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale
@gary4689
5 ай бұрын
@@ViolentJrulezthis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.
@drany6707
5 ай бұрын
On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.
@thespiceman9367
10 ай бұрын
Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
@juniorjunior5884
9 ай бұрын
Canon event.
@King_Flippy_Nips
9 ай бұрын
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared
9 ай бұрын
@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.
@chronodiem
9 ай бұрын
@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit
@tronsnow4763
9 ай бұрын
Nexus-level event
@1PROFITPROPHET1
10 ай бұрын
The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.
@crotchman
10 ай бұрын
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*
@charlesburden2973
10 ай бұрын
I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization
@Demondreads
10 ай бұрын
Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal
@Hoc-Dolliday
10 ай бұрын
*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*
@asleep2day
10 ай бұрын
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
@Wunderwolf
8 ай бұрын
"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example" 🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇
@musicjax
6 ай бұрын
bat avatar checks out
@ReduckYT_
6 ай бұрын
yo
@jscarter28
28 күн бұрын
ermmmmmmmm timestamp please
@phonkwizard7667
8 ай бұрын
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane
@big_sea
3 ай бұрын
yes
@FranklyImDepressedAndAshamed
8 ай бұрын
If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit
@islandboy9381
8 ай бұрын
You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM
@Ehh.....
8 ай бұрын
They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.
@souptama3977
7 ай бұрын
I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes
@dank_jesus
7 ай бұрын
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
@clashnytech
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@galleryofrogues
3 ай бұрын
His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier
@MrWolfSnack
2 ай бұрын
elderly georgia accent goes hard
@beamclash
Ай бұрын
he gotta link up with Unknown Hinson
@defjusteman629
7 ай бұрын
“I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.” That line goes hard for me.
@grovetender4713
3 ай бұрын
the contraption
@oogiegoogie2826
Ай бұрын
That’s like a death grips line or something
@KrackosStorm
Ай бұрын
That's a biblical reference. Jesus said "It would be easier to push a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven." Which makes the line that much harder.
@defjusteman629
Ай бұрын
@@KrackosStorm Exactly. 🔥
@TheSneakySlinky
11 ай бұрын
"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line
@kingbod2075
11 ай бұрын
"sleeper"
@dustymax56
10 ай бұрын
Damn, bar-ception
@arrestedeffort
10 ай бұрын
The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
@Flesh_Wizard
10 ай бұрын
Straight bars no guards ❌👮
@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063
9 ай бұрын
@@kingbod2075you beat me to it
@tehloling1
11 ай бұрын
This video feels like an hour long.
@frocoshake2107
11 ай бұрын
I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.
@chrisholloway4724
11 ай бұрын
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
@Isthisausername444
11 ай бұрын
It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣
@skinnyguy4180
11 ай бұрын
I wish it was 😂
@WangleLine
11 ай бұрын
lmaoooo
@gerry9011
7 ай бұрын
Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011
@psychotropictraveler514
7 ай бұрын
It really does feel like OG KZitem
@samgerwin1101
7 ай бұрын
Joji👀
@gorillazfan3
5 ай бұрын
@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank
@victortobias6948
5 ай бұрын
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
@IdiotPhage
4 ай бұрын
I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes
@tiroforeal
5 ай бұрын
My daily affirmations
@WangleLine
2 ай бұрын
lmfao
@SadDad01
2 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew
11 ай бұрын
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR
@monkeyhook6856
11 ай бұрын
Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤
@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew
11 ай бұрын
@@monkeyhook6856 on god
@Rf_FRSH
11 ай бұрын
Lmao that was too damn funny
@twiceshy6613
11 ай бұрын
Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st
@djtopp6958
11 ай бұрын
He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭
@Liquid_Mike
11 ай бұрын
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization" Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool
@laughingstock7638
11 ай бұрын
dracula is writing these, who else could
@_Cato_
11 ай бұрын
Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed
@vlonerob
11 ай бұрын
Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂
@datbubonicchronic
11 ай бұрын
lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference
@PulspitUeuhe
11 ай бұрын
@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic
@4urawrkr2
8 ай бұрын
"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!" Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit
@realkekz
8 ай бұрын
I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven
@AWWYEAHHHHHH
8 ай бұрын
Every line has so many layers it’s incredible
@smarmie8184
8 ай бұрын
Actual poetry wth
@xzas325
4 ай бұрын
"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye
@akw94926
9 ай бұрын
An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.
@NeoGraena
9 ай бұрын
Nah that's actually Dracula. Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him
@tmk87154
9 ай бұрын
you got amnesia
@spazzboi
9 ай бұрын
Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.
@connor48880
9 ай бұрын
my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead
@mrramos404
8 ай бұрын
😂
@HubbardiumKing
11 ай бұрын
This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work
@JakeRanney
11 ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@YouNoob269
11 ай бұрын
Bro.. ☠️
@FronkZappa
11 ай бұрын
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
@aztro.99
11 ай бұрын
the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak
@vaporfunkvhs
11 ай бұрын
Twin Peak Pack
@saraharbaugh3523
8 ай бұрын
“They must have amnesia; they forgot that I’m HIM” is so powerful and hilarious
@GreenyLJ246
3 ай бұрын
"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.
@JonSudano
9 ай бұрын
The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this
@stephjavs9338
9 ай бұрын
I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video
@Zayerz
9 ай бұрын
How come you're under all life changing videos
@thebonapettit9828
9 ай бұрын
Sing this over all-star
@jaketwo3548
9 ай бұрын
Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire
@krusader9508
9 ай бұрын
Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.
@hiraeth_s
Жыл бұрын
WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️
@radicaledward2600
11 ай бұрын
goin green goblin mode
@naomilauzut92
11 ай бұрын
Hardest shit I've heard in a while
@Micah.Dalton
11 ай бұрын
Fucking 🔥
@LarryHotd0gss
11 ай бұрын
We smokin’ dung beetle
@Flesh_Wizard
11 ай бұрын
This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
@gargles5270
5 ай бұрын
dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him
@llDbGll
8 ай бұрын
"I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.
@alejandrocalderon1859
10 ай бұрын
"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer." What a line 🔥
@Avxes
10 ай бұрын
Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.
@Flesh_Wizard
9 ай бұрын
Hitting like Hiroshima
@EcstaticallyCJ
9 ай бұрын
Nailin'em like Nagasaki
@instaa5625
9 ай бұрын
Slapping like Okinawa
@redgit9905
9 ай бұрын
Annihilating like Afghanistan
@st0neofthebone
11 ай бұрын
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying
@BurnoutBushido
11 ай бұрын
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
@svalk666
11 ай бұрын
Funny, but too bad it's not a word
@IluvatarEru
11 ай бұрын
not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣
@kelseyjaffer
11 ай бұрын
@@IluvatarEru both
@donprovolone1425
11 ай бұрын
@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol
@yodoleheehoo90
2 ай бұрын
no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!
@theonekeanu
8 ай бұрын
“we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.
@timlandes1965
8 ай бұрын
I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".
@imthedude2351
10 ай бұрын
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
@tavo6496
10 ай бұрын
This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect
@FriendlyAC130Online
10 ай бұрын
It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.
@nikhothuntawaphasha
10 ай бұрын
"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭
@5tormshadow
10 ай бұрын
The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...
@taylorwedemeyer3499
10 ай бұрын
that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it
@victorminkov5183
9 ай бұрын
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.
@Samusamu57
9 ай бұрын
It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway
@victorminkov5183
9 ай бұрын
@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished
@Samusamu57
9 ай бұрын
@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french
@oinkerbob2
9 ай бұрын
>drops the hardest line I've ever heard >immediately pivots to saying goofy shit brilliant
@aesthetic4829
9 ай бұрын
Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life
@Samantha_Thump
8 ай бұрын
"Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him" rawest line in history
@JulesBox
8 ай бұрын
I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go
@ozenthelewdable5427
10 ай бұрын
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sneedmando186
10 ай бұрын
Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped
@Cervine
10 ай бұрын
Heavily based Ozen enjoyer
@ThaPhantazm
10 ай бұрын
He is Dracula.
@lephishe6271
10 ай бұрын
@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point
@ziwuri
9 ай бұрын
Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.
@selfharmonyashra
9 ай бұрын
“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this
@raveil134
9 ай бұрын
Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s
@jimtsap04
9 ай бұрын
The line right before might be even harder
@Thee_Jadex
9 ай бұрын
What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again Nvm found it its 1:34
@RZArekta
9 ай бұрын
Sounds like a Billy Woods bar
@The_Ajna
9 ай бұрын
Cold as fuck
@ooowow3908
8 ай бұрын
“ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭
@HC-qc5rp
7 ай бұрын
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
@R33fth3b33f
9 ай бұрын
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
8 ай бұрын
**Drac watching the fall of Rome** "This shit ain't nothin' to me man."
@R33fth3b33f
8 ай бұрын
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking
@hindae085
8 ай бұрын
This shit ain't nothin to him man.
@itsguooo
8 ай бұрын
Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week
@galanopouloc
8 ай бұрын
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
@LatinaCreamQueen
11 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.
@oceanman7336
11 ай бұрын
That line was heavenly
@christiangottsacker6932
11 ай бұрын
Shit got *biblical* in the crypt
@Klonkus
11 ай бұрын
Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn
@ZacharyTyler0509
11 ай бұрын
quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
@_Cato_
10 ай бұрын
Hardest line in the whole video
@BunniKidd
2 ай бұрын
The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason
@Mostly-Ghostly
5 ай бұрын
This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part
@patrickharper-aucoin4413
11 ай бұрын
It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity
@woohoomusic5098
11 ай бұрын
"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"
@carperfjord8748
11 ай бұрын
Real
@drakep.5857
11 ай бұрын
The perfect median is death grips
@detailedinfodisplay5210
11 ай бұрын
Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells
@d.h.foster8937
10 ай бұрын
this is an unreleased RXK nephew song
@dangerousd1312
11 ай бұрын
“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time
@Cgreg92
11 ай бұрын
Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.
@KreepKarnage
11 ай бұрын
"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂
@_Cato_
11 ай бұрын
I don’t get this line :(
@donda2listeningparty568
11 ай бұрын
@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson
@_Cato_
11 ай бұрын
@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol
@chknnuggies
2 ай бұрын
Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed
@d00mboy13
2 ай бұрын
Id love that
@dannyboi5887
7 ай бұрын
These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
@matthewgrobel5587
9 ай бұрын
“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here
@allworksnew
9 ай бұрын
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
@wickedwastelander2410
9 ай бұрын
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH
@TheHarrisontemple
9 ай бұрын
@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*
@vertigoEdits
9 ай бұрын
@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's
@TheHarrisontemple
9 ай бұрын
@@vertigoEdits thanks
@andrewblubaugh5679
11 ай бұрын
Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao
@DeepSouthArtifacts
11 ай бұрын
So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀
@donprovolone1425
11 ай бұрын
dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂
@zsebestien7050
11 ай бұрын
literally
@ChaseThePinballWizard
11 ай бұрын
really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.
@DigitalMelanin
11 ай бұрын
This reminds me of KZitem back in the day.
@Noname-ns2md
8 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂
@LawLinternets
13 күн бұрын
This needs to be translated in every language on the planet.
@andredayton1424
11 ай бұрын
“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS
@grandpapycofa1593
10 ай бұрын
one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man
@hotstankygarbage788
10 ай бұрын
One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.
@MississippiHalfStep
10 ай бұрын
Is it a ghost reference????
@CronaWings
10 ай бұрын
thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM
@_Cato_
10 ай бұрын
@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels
@jakemancill4766
10 ай бұрын
The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous
@hello-rq8kf
10 ай бұрын
possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language
@DonGrigorianFishing
9 ай бұрын
Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.
@shopattenshopatten9430
9 ай бұрын
@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are
@DonGrigorianFishing
9 ай бұрын
@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?
@90rm4n8
9 ай бұрын
@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha
@ryankane7177
7 ай бұрын
I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.
@PEST1776
2 ай бұрын
Amazing isn't it 😂
@jasperhopland8913
2 ай бұрын
This is possibly one of the greatest videos on this website.
@skirry9014
2 ай бұрын
The video ever
@jacksonwalsh6900
10 ай бұрын
As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped
@tonycornejo74
10 ай бұрын
Don’t doubt the power of Dracula
@terrencemerchant2657
10 ай бұрын
You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
10 ай бұрын
Facts
@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell
10 ай бұрын
@@terrencemerchant2657FAX
@ghostroses2388
10 ай бұрын
I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this
@bioder2579
10 ай бұрын
''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥
@mahino420
9 ай бұрын
lol i was the 666th like
@hugmynutus
9 ай бұрын
Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.
@RioniXIV
7 ай бұрын
Ai can never replicate this
@treebeard4743
7 ай бұрын
"Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂
@ALTVRA
10 ай бұрын
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
@gutgunstig7061
10 ай бұрын
Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM
@TheRealDPooly
10 ай бұрын
@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers
@redssign
10 ай бұрын
@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time
@mochicuatro
10 ай бұрын
@@redssign*margielas
@redssign
10 ай бұрын
@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor
@Gheohtine
9 ай бұрын
I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.
@daodude5515
9 ай бұрын
Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!
@60svision
8 ай бұрын
Same
@chriseliason1476
8 ай бұрын
I will have to try as well.
@Mtoutdoorsman
8 ай бұрын
I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂
@KaChowAndTheGang
8 ай бұрын
No shit… I literally made a song about that
@BlankDeckSkater70
8 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.
@jbcoolerninja
Ай бұрын
"step the wrong way and you will PERISH."
@TriStarr
10 ай бұрын
This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content
@r.a.throwaway7948
10 ай бұрын
We must share this video with the generations to come
@Cyan_Wing
10 ай бұрын
Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank
@91mac_
9 ай бұрын
I thought it was some old ass shit lmao
@91mac_
9 ай бұрын
@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo
@ziwuri
9 ай бұрын
it's from an old mind @@91mac_
@idioticeskimoe5149
11 ай бұрын
"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.
@OnlyExorn
11 ай бұрын
Ong lmao
@JohnDoe-df6yr
11 ай бұрын
Im movin like Oppenheimer
@WYCD
10 ай бұрын
2:49
@_letstartariot
10 ай бұрын
I spittaked water on that line.
@JTZ012
10 ай бұрын
Can someone explain wtf this means?
@Gav.in.4k
3 ай бұрын
"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell
@The1Herton
5 ай бұрын
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D
@lovingthesauce
11 ай бұрын
“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀
@j.d.123
11 ай бұрын
Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.
@DeliriantPsychosis1442
11 ай бұрын
@@j.d.123dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo
@deemontes7265
11 ай бұрын
Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂
@j.d.123
11 ай бұрын
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
@christiangottsacker6932
11 ай бұрын
Where's the lie?
@ashtremble
6 ай бұрын
Love how you can hear George laughing in the back
@malikjahim
7 ай бұрын
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization" time to wistfully stare at the horizon, lads
@RAMZAVFX
9 ай бұрын
"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂
@Chodey510
9 ай бұрын
Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)
@RAMZAVFX
9 ай бұрын
no shit rlly?@@Chodey510 Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)
@Chodey510
9 ай бұрын
@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream
@Starboundstreams
9 ай бұрын
It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company
@canufen7350
8 ай бұрын
The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay
@NoviTheProvi
11 ай бұрын
"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary
@d1ssolv3r
11 ай бұрын
same
@mmonster121
11 ай бұрын
What's exactly means "I'm him "?
@mohawk4759
11 ай бұрын
@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy” idk if u know what that means but yeah
@d1ssolv3r
11 ай бұрын
@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man
@WaffleHouseBandit
11 ай бұрын
@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me
@decepticonsoundwave297
8 ай бұрын
"They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him" Goes hard
@gavtube1232
8 ай бұрын
Out of the whole tetralogy, this one somehow always hits different
@WingItMan217
7 ай бұрын
It may very well may be the most iconic
@gavtube1232
7 ай бұрын
@@WingItMan217 Absolutely
@Sewer_Goblin
11 ай бұрын
I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.
@badusername9903
11 ай бұрын
theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous
@TADOfficialHandle
11 ай бұрын
He's getting stronger
@kiitzz
11 ай бұрын
they’re getting more for the budget each time
@BAGGStheAugmented
10 ай бұрын
This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.
@chadking8767
10 ай бұрын
@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.
@injinheirosocrates
8 ай бұрын
"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard
@big_sea
3 ай бұрын
yes
@momentarylapse1362
2 ай бұрын
Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.
@injinheirosocrates
2 ай бұрын
@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@thelad5
2 ай бұрын
@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition
@lrbag8269
5 ай бұрын
Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol
@rip.van.winkle_
7 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like french montana, H E H"
@adamjenkins190
9 ай бұрын
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂
@laboon344
7 ай бұрын
Yeah 😂
@raycharlesisdead
5 ай бұрын
lol yes
@mattbradley408
5 ай бұрын
I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time
@guyinred_yt420
9 ай бұрын
The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol
@zoid_on_youtube
9 ай бұрын
this shit aint nothin to him, man
@ktulhu2010
9 ай бұрын
he'll kill you
@m3zmr
9 ай бұрын
you must have forgot who he is
@kenitod1528
8 ай бұрын
@@m3zmri think he has amnesia
@Rookiereece
8 ай бұрын
I think most of it flew over his painted on hair
@goldman6506
2 ай бұрын
Nothing will ever top this
@neoncaelestis
11 ай бұрын
"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated
@StudioMod
10 ай бұрын
As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.
@thesavior9672
9 ай бұрын
Straight heat💀🔥
@vaughngreason2175
9 ай бұрын
Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.
@DestroyedTheGame
3 ай бұрын
Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted
@2prize
2 ай бұрын
too underrated
@ericgibson6352
11 ай бұрын
“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles” Amen 🙏🙏🙏
@cuckoldtheclownkek4020
11 ай бұрын
That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂
@jellophant9716
11 ай бұрын
Hey what's your pfp from
@internalizedhappyness9774
11 ай бұрын
🙏
@tumultoustortellini
11 ай бұрын
If you smoke crack then you practically christian
@royceisthebestrapper7686
11 ай бұрын
The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂
@cataddict_
5 ай бұрын
This is the single most poignant, evocative piece of literature. Some immortal dude embraces the fleeting nature of luxury brands and wealth, while pursuing pleasures like violence, sex and copious amounts of drugs, and still managing to pull it off like its a viable aesthetic is the ✨️divine comedy✨️ and maybe gives us a window to look inwards a bit too.
@baranxlr
9 ай бұрын
If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king
@Wilbur4192
9 ай бұрын
Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.
@pulzewidth
9 ай бұрын
FR THO
@worksafe3441
9 ай бұрын
sire
@Yocumtown
8 ай бұрын
Sire 🧎
@Reject-Demon
8 ай бұрын
Sire
@george53691
10 ай бұрын
"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line
@masterklaw4527
9 ай бұрын
What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?
@markedgecliff7412
9 ай бұрын
Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?
@NobleGas_54
9 ай бұрын
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@masterklaw4527
9 ай бұрын
@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
@risingSisyphus
9 ай бұрын
"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH
@Theboyfromjupiter
3 ай бұрын
He on that Bhutanese shadow garden pack timing
@the_smittuation
3 ай бұрын
SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ZachPrime
9 ай бұрын
Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.
@agent4349
9 ай бұрын
Accurate
@Zippy868
11 ай бұрын
This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.
@stephenpolizzatto8941
10 ай бұрын
Feel this on a Hegelian lvl
@Zoidberg13197
10 ай бұрын
This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that
@22z83
10 ай бұрын
damn why can I relate
@sonny8456
10 ай бұрын
Same
@BloodyMunchkin
10 ай бұрын
You've seen the Magna Carta.
@keemkorn
5 ай бұрын
It’s become a weekly activity for me to watch.
@thedangerwich5476
7 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this so much it has become something past just art or comedy. It has become my my daily therapy.
@darkjak565
11 ай бұрын
Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song
@ratbasher5890
11 ай бұрын
Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.
@keemkorn
11 ай бұрын
ex military type beat
@royceisthebestrapper7686
11 ай бұрын
IT GOES IT GO-
@ben4894
11 ай бұрын
I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆
@ben4894
11 ай бұрын
Scratch that it already exists lmfao
@angrysammich5762
9 ай бұрын
Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history
@JinxyKat
9 ай бұрын
i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect
@PWS859
9 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.
@RonFleener
9 ай бұрын
Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.
@crooked7592
9 ай бұрын
@@JinxyKat same
@CormanoWild
9 ай бұрын
"They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo @@PWS859
@jozymorales
7 ай бұрын
At this point, this is literally my daily affirmation
@saxassoon
7 ай бұрын
"This shit ain't nothing to me man" as you get ready for work sounds like a great way to stay with it
@keyboard_slap
3 ай бұрын
This might be the greatest video ever uploaded to KZitem
@chiefbadmon
11 ай бұрын
flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶
@sgtscumbag
9 ай бұрын
I’ve been alive for 24 years. been on youtube since i was about 11. In 13 years of being on this platform, this is the video that actually broke me.
@UhRageQuit
9 ай бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better
@TheGrace020
9 ай бұрын
Joji really back with this one 😭
@coolkid0000000000001
9 ай бұрын
brother u gotta watch unforgivable. if u have not.
@Clos93
9 ай бұрын
@@coolkid0000000000001another OG! These kids don't know.... THAT is the best shit on YT! 😂😂😂 "Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries!"
@coolkid0000000000001
9 ай бұрын
@@Clos93 "she had some pictures of some other guys in her purse. Talm bout "those are my brothers". Bitch... You better have no brothers."
@MCPeeBoy
2 ай бұрын
"this will help sell our clothing"
@gorillabepimpchimpin4058
9 ай бұрын
"we smokin that woopie goldberg, south Egyptian, verburger deluxe, mega million scratcher, skunk bubakush" hardest bar in history
@chrisp5796
9 ай бұрын
i think its fur burger deluxe haha but great bar regardless
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