Local Man Doesn't Actually Understand Anything, Puts On Cool Music to Pretend He Does
@horohorosrin
3 жыл бұрын
Every fucking time lmfao
@Rafael57YT
3 жыл бұрын
It's kinda unfair on him considering Beatrice had a lot of prep time, I'd say he did amazingly
@superfeel1275
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rafael57YT beatrice went fucking easy on battler
@Roi985
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rafael57YT I bet satoko would've won with enough prep time
@Rafael57YT
3 жыл бұрын
@@Roi985 lmao yesss
@Sninehhh
4 ай бұрын
My man Ushiromiya Battler is playing 4D Chess and he's eating the pieces.
@hamlindigoblue9295
3 жыл бұрын
Red haired phoenix wright does the funny point thing
@Treeskrub
2 жыл бұрын
Chadler refuses to believe in magic even after getting sent to the afterlife, getting killed by demon girls, seeing humanoid goats, meeting two other God-like beings, and being revived by his rival multiple times
@disky1784
2 жыл бұрын
It was simply small bombs
@italiacountryball8357
2 жыл бұрын
all of those are human tricks that could have easly been reproduced with small bombs
@ACE-gt6yn
2 жыл бұрын
...did you read the fucking visual novel?
@unadonnastanca
2 жыл бұрын
@@ACE-gt6yn it's a joke
@Naruxos07
2 жыл бұрын
@@crasnicul3371 Bro, spoilers.
@user-qd9rg3wy2n
3 жыл бұрын
Battler: bluffs Battler realizing it's not Ace Attorney: oh shit
@theothertardy
Жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this song is that you can hear the singular rusty gear in Battler's head turning
@lovkarts
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@salieri8903
9 ай бұрын
I am on 3 episode and I dont understand why everyone say that he is stupid. Please explain without spoilers
@angelovertim2360
9 ай бұрын
@@salieri8903 He's looking with much intent, but not in the right direction
@NumberJ42
9 ай бұрын
@@salieri8903 Without love it cannot be seen.
@crackb0ne
7 ай бұрын
@@salieri8903 He 's not dumb at all, people say he is cause he played the game in a way where his strategy was "Logic or truth doesnt really matter, i only have to prove Beatrice wrong."
@soul_survive
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I get it. I understand everything now. *doesn't actually understand anything at all*
@mads_in_zero
3 жыл бұрын
"oh nooooo i'm defeated oh nooooo nooo" [loudly pretends to faint while Ronove holds her to prevent her from actually falling over]
@keebollan6040
2 жыл бұрын
@@mads_in_zero why did it make me laugh
@swaggety
4 жыл бұрын
Battler destroys Beatrice with facts and logic
@xwarrior760
4 жыл бұрын
More like Battler gets destroyed by facts and logic, looking at EP 1-4.
@claudiocozzi4425
3 жыл бұрын
Currently at ep.3. Battler mildly discomfort Beatrice with supposed facts and twisted logic
@user-qd9rg3wy2n
3 жыл бұрын
@@xwarrior760 MINOR SPOILERS Battler's issue was not wanting to suspect anyone on the Island and clinging to 19th person if he stopped to think he would have won
@SuperMaramau
3 жыл бұрын
Facts don't care about your magic.
@bobsnob9246
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, small bombs are very facts and logic
@terancethefriendlycrab5977
Жыл бұрын
battler is the most convincing wrong person ever
@venor2612
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jmtradacc
Жыл бұрын
reminds me one piece fandom. can't land one theory right
@AuthorTheIdiot
Жыл бұрын
That makes him a good Ace Attorney character.
@terancethefriendlycrab5977
Жыл бұрын
@@AuthorTheIdiot a pheonix vs battler logic battle would be funny
@AuthorTheIdiot
Жыл бұрын
@@terancethefriendlycrab5977 tbh entire ep. 4 Tea Party is is literally just a AA Trial. But by feats Phoenix is way smarter than Batter.
@Redaction1212
2 жыл бұрын
i love how battler getting everything horrifically wrong is what allows him to best beatrice, cause he doesnt have to prove humans *did* do it he just has to prove a human *could* have done it
@hillhank3070
Жыл бұрын
I mean, he could've easily proven everything was done using tricks if he just doubted the people of the island even slightly He basically entered the fight and insisted on blindfolding himself and tying one of his hands behind his back
@LZCleric
Жыл бұрын
@@hillhank3070 tbh can you blame him that much? It's not really that unrealistic to be in denial that any of your loved ones could be behind all the horrible stuff that is happening.
@Psyralov
Жыл бұрын
@@LZCleric it's kinda tricky tho. I would believe it from any other person, but Battler just came back from being distanced from all these people for 6 whole years(in which, a lot could've happened, including motivations for the killing) They're his family, but he has no reason to trust them THAT deeply for so long. It brought a rope around his neck for quite some time
@diego16517
Жыл бұрын
@@LZCleric Yeah... Battler loved Gohda so much. A servant he didn't even knew existed until he went to Rokkenjima that day.
@Xenomorthian
Жыл бұрын
@@diego16517 "It couldn't be beloved Gohda!"
@hamboharambe9982
3 жыл бұрын
Local man´s incompetence ruins everything
@ezorde
7 жыл бұрын
This is literally the "It's useless, it's all useless" song, everytime this song plays you know Battler is going to act like he destroyed Beatrice or something
@BenkaiDebussy
7 жыл бұрын
I like how he's almost always completely wrong when the "Battler being badass and solving stuff" music is playing. My favorite time is when he's trying to prove Kanon didn't kill Jessica when he totally actually did.
@justwatchingvids1560
7 жыл бұрын
Ezorde why do I keep on reading comments on games I haven't finished? Because I'm a dumbass.
@owoth7700
7 жыл бұрын
+justwatchingvids If you're afraid of having read who the cluprit is,I finished the V.N and,if it can help, I can tell you this : Kanon isn't the culprit.
@littlesylveon8891
7 жыл бұрын
Othmane Ziyad In a sense.
@Superhero18
6 жыл бұрын
Pay real close attention to the 2nd game, there are many hints about the Truth in the 2nd game.
@Vixielicious
3 жыл бұрын
Say it in red! There have never been any small bombs in this room!
@mads_in_zero
3 жыл бұрын
Beatrice: [remembers that time Jessica set off some fire-crackers inside] Beatrice: I can't believe it, but I refuse to repeat it.
@BuruKyu
Жыл бұрын
@@mads_in_zero battler wins again
@thenanh4006
6 жыл бұрын
This is the music when Battler acts cocky but doesn't really figure anything out while Beatrice in despair just acts like she's being cornered.
@ladnavar
5 жыл бұрын
l0l dat happen in ep 3, but only becaz battler still hasn't realised what kinda game he is playin (and the audience too, ofc)
@BenkaiDebussy
3 жыл бұрын
There's one time (I think in episode 3) when he actually gets really close and Ronove stops Beatrice from doing a red text that would have ended up leading Battler to the part of the truth.
@jeff9400
3 жыл бұрын
@@BenkaiDebussy *SPOILER* Wasn't the whole episode 3 just an act to fool Batora?
@BenkaiDebussy
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeff9400 Not entirely. Beatrice basically has conflicting desires where she both wants Battler to understand "the truth" and also is afraid of him understanding. During the Episode 4 Tea Party, Beatrice says the following (in reference to the end of Episode 3): "That's right....I should have struck a bargain there... I should have continued for eternity with Battler totally fooled.......But......that's just no good, is it....That....just wouldn't be true victory...." Basically, at the end of Episode 3 she deliberately reveals the deception because she realizes that getting Battler to like "the witch Beatrice" isn't what she really wants. This part (her deliberately revealing the deception and later explicitly saying that Battler believing she's a witch wouldn't be "true victory") is basically early evidence that Beatrice's true goal isn't actually to convince Battler she's a witch. But she still enjoyed her relationship with Battler during Episode 3 and was sad to give it up. You can actually see her expression sort of waver here - kzitem.info/news/bejne/y35tmaibgp18ZW0 The reason she did the deception in the first place is that she realized that her strategy in the previous episodes made Battler hate her too much to make a serious effort at understanding the truth (that is, the truth of who Beatrice is and her motivations). So she thought that maybe if she tried an angle where Battler comes to like the witch, it would do a better job of helping him understand. But it turns out that was also a dud, since Battler was happy to just agree she was a witch and not make any further effort to understand things.
@drz655
2 жыл бұрын
I can understand why people say that Battler was stupid becouse nearly all of his deductions where wrong, but to be fair from his standpoint it was impossible to figure out the correct answer even if you had galaxy brain. I thought his solutions made sense when you consider that he didn't get any useful knowledge to work with. He was actually pretty clever
@Leukresnt
2 жыл бұрын
sMALl bOmBS
@drz655
2 жыл бұрын
@@Leukresnt this was just an absurde argument he made to come into the game again becouse beatrice couldn't give him a answer to that couse it would give him to muche of a hint. Battler himself didn't even believe it one bit
@ziggymcdougal
2 жыл бұрын
some of his deductions were totally right too particularly in ep3 with hideyoshi and rudolf family as well as being able to sidestep the red truth to figure out how Nanjo died. My boy doesn't get enough credit :((
@NeoBoneGirl
Жыл бұрын
The real reason he's stupid is not for saying Small Bombs™️ but for completely forgetting the heart until the end of episode 5
@drz655
Жыл бұрын
@@NeoBoneGirl yeah that's true. Becouse he didn't get what beatrice game was about
To be fair he wasn't too far off with an unknown person and the bomb theory.
@goobermagoob9160
2 жыл бұрын
@toshio1334 just a tad bit off concerning the size of said bombs.
@slightlyaltruistic9470
10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Chekhov's Nuclear Bomb
@ApexGale
5 жыл бұрын
theme of beatrice's really good acting skills and battler"s cluelessness
@Lavis-ck8dw
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite ace Attorney soundtrack
@unadulterated
Жыл бұрын
the "omg he just like me (wrong)" theme
@MrLulzmaker
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT ITS BATTLERS THEME SONG I CARE NOW
@texhno7909
3 жыл бұрын
You already know once you hear this song start to play you'll know you're about to hear our many say the stupidest shit.
@npc6817
Жыл бұрын
What if the window wasn't closed? Bruh I told you it's a closed room. But what if it wasn't? IS THIS ALL YOU GOT BEATORICEEEEE!?! I can't believe I got a crush on this guy because I thought he was smart.
@Punsmaster2
11 ай бұрын
@@npc6817 to be fair he learned what happened if he actually admitted the witch existed at the end of the second game I'm fairly certain most of his theorizing past that point is out of desperation not to ever let the existence of Beatrice become something he believes, at least until he finally begins to comprehend what the game was toward the end of Episode 5
@Matias-zh3dp
5 ай бұрын
He´s prolly smarter than you. Dont act like you solved Umineko on chapter 4 either.@@npc6817
@goobermagoob9160
2 жыл бұрын
Battler, thinking he is in a golden age mystery story and not taking the hints that the why is more important than the how and who.
@salieri8903
9 ай бұрын
Battler is so genius that he is stupid and then genius again
@aceofheartsch7887
3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT'S BATTLER, I CARE
@Yagami0fth3Dead88
2 жыл бұрын
Feels weird hearing this soundtrack without any yelling
@Fanimati0n
9 ай бұрын
People act like Battler's stupid but he really isn't. He's a smart & logical person who can't accept magic so he has to come up with SOMETHING to deny it.
@Burn_Angel
7 ай бұрын
He reads lots of books every year., he SHOULD be smart.
@rishiy6183
6 ай бұрын
Smart and logical yet overdoses and dies from copium
@EdwardStormCh
3 жыл бұрын
I felt sad for how Battler fail everytime even if he didn't know he failed
@cosmosofinfinity
3 жыл бұрын
The game was over before it began :(
@Maebbie
Жыл бұрын
when you think you figured it out but then get hit with one red sentence and you start crying.
@morningbell3690
2 жыл бұрын
Through a series of extremely convoluted events that I won’t explain here, whenever I listen to this song I now associate it with Morbius.
@manuelkfc7916
2 жыл бұрын
That's epic bro
@morningbell3690
2 жыл бұрын
@@manuelkfc7916 thank you
@DonaldDuckPK
Жыл бұрын
Now we need an explanation XD
@philiphunt-bull5817
Жыл бұрын
*I need to know*
@hendix2200
Жыл бұрын
I HAVE THE D E S I R E TO KNOW
@shooter5769
3 жыл бұрын
Umineko's version of "cornered" from Ace Attorney games.
@archetypalheart7572
8 ай бұрын
Implying that Battler ever actually cornered Beatrice 😏
@ferno3762
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT'S CHADLER, I CARE!
@Haxx07th
2 жыл бұрын
Where does this meme come from
@ShinGattAI
2 жыл бұрын
Without dimes it cannot be seen.
@Osakart
2 жыл бұрын
TFR?
@nickminkin20
7 жыл бұрын
Time to flip the chessboard!
@TheFatPunisher
2 жыл бұрын
fighting witches isn't as easy as it looks, sometimes I have to get up and find the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad
@dovevanity4252
8 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION
@Expendabrah1000
Жыл бұрын
GIGACHADDLER
@highprinceryoma4410
3 жыл бұрын
Cornered ~ 1986
@mariohernandezgonzalez3283
2 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, this is the song that plays when I have high determination to say the right answer but actually it's pure nonsense
@IBigDickI
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the gas yourself up knowing damn well you making up shit on the spot track. Never fails to be hype
@Lavis-ck8dw
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this playing at eps 2 tea party when battler bash beato head to The table.
@boybillythebutcher4575
2 жыл бұрын
Now all gangsta, but I challenge you to sincerely affirm you didn't get excited when this played in blind run.
@darkdayboomscreams2115
Жыл бұрын
ironically enough, thinking of this as a song of "coolly being so fucking wrong" makes it pretty good music to study to to me
@maggintons
3 жыл бұрын
Battler is what would happen if the wealthy owners of a British mansion adopted Marty Mcfly.
@franziskavonkarma2806
11 ай бұрын
SMALL BOMBS
@johnnywantyoudead5113
2 жыл бұрын
Chad theme
@Zelinkokitsune
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT'S MIKOLER I CARE!
@willemdalebout3725
2 жыл бұрын
"You're fat."
@rikafurudenipaaa5217
6 жыл бұрын
Aa dame daze zenzen dame daaaaaaaaaa
@rrss2583
Жыл бұрын
the way it slipped and fell down the cliff
@npc6817
3 жыл бұрын
destroying beatrice with FAX AND LOGICC
@kilato9649
Ай бұрын
Battler is the type of guy to convince you of something even though he's dead wrong
@red_cosplay
Жыл бұрын
music for when *YOU ARE INCOMPETENT!*
@002f4dsw4
2 жыл бұрын
Battle on the Big Bridge
@toumakamijou4878
2 жыл бұрын
Because Battler is the epitome of manliness is the reason he never give up even though he's imcompetent
@Naruxos07
2 жыл бұрын
Battler's tantrum and mental breakdown over seeing two witches have a magic fight was the manliest thing I've ever seen. But seriously EP2 Tea Party was pretty manly.
@venor2612
Жыл бұрын
@@Naruxos07 the fact that the least manly Battler moment is followed by his manliness moment is amazing
@haveyoureadumineko
2 жыл бұрын
when this song starts playing you know that battler is about to say the dumbest shit in history
@johnnywantyoudead5113
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!
@saisanjeevani2247
2 жыл бұрын
Which would be one of the coolest things ever
@ibrosler9913
Жыл бұрын
This song makes me speedrun math Only to review it the next day in class to realize everything is wrong.
@ibrosler9913
Жыл бұрын
So I ended up getting everything wrong today, the homework
@aubreyskipper9642
Жыл бұрын
youre basically jessica but cooler
@user-qh6cl1bm9p
Жыл бұрын
I just did my finals with this song stuck in my head I'm hoping that I won't get everything wrong 😭
@gabrielbarcelos9006
11 ай бұрын
Math Beatrice:😂😂😂
@ripplecutter233
2 жыл бұрын
my software development theme song (I am likewise incompetent)
@All_Powerful_God_Enel
3 жыл бұрын
Battler channeling his inner ace attorney.
@richastley1039
2 жыл бұрын
This theme f*cking slaps
@LoveFor298Yen
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that saying “Zen Zen Dame Da” is actually in rhythm with the beginning of the hook. Don’t believe me? Try it.
@regularshowman3208
3 жыл бұрын
Alright but I would absolutely play "Ushiromiya Battler: Ace Attorney" like Battler would slap at Ace Attorney. Mostly because it's nowhere near as complex as any of the shit Beatrice tosses his way lmao.
@kana22693
2 жыл бұрын
Battler would absolutely b!tch slap Ace Attorney/Danganronpa killers yet he's only above average in Beato's game, from what I've seen he's usually one step ahead of most Umineko let's players and he comes up with stuff they didn't even consider but that's not saying much. lol
@terancethefriendlycrab5977
Жыл бұрын
at least the cases that phoenix deals with are solvable.
@ripplecutter233
2 жыл бұрын
Goat-san!!!! Remember that promise you made that day!!!
@hamlindigoblue9295
3 жыл бұрын
Higurashi sotsu ends. After credits scene: red haired phoenix wright points at a giggling witch *AAH DAME DAZE.... ZEN ZEN DAME DA!!! OOOOAAARRGHH Umineko no naku koro ni anime confirmed for summer 2022
@makowiecmakowiecki4565
3 жыл бұрын
that would be way too good
@Nuclearburrit0
3 жыл бұрын
Me: "I could have sworn they already made that anime" *googling* *watches* *applies brain bleach* Me: "Oh nvm, I guess they didn't."
@David-uy5nr
2 жыл бұрын
Zen zen DAMEDA!
@Kyinnoo
2 жыл бұрын
:(
@David-uy5nr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kyinnoo Yeah, it is really sad.
@Flavio-bn7ne
2 жыл бұрын
Peak of everything that's ever existed
@froufroudeluxe
3 жыл бұрын
“My finger points”
@rijalfirdaus7902
2 жыл бұрын
naruhodo naruhodo doesn't naruhodo at all
@LunaticThinker
6 жыл бұрын
"Repeat after me... *This song sucks!* Can't you say it in red?"
@WardFlamma
6 жыл бұрын
"I refuse... I won't say why."
@IchCharacter
6 жыл бұрын
*You suck!* Hahahaha!
@aptspire
6 жыл бұрын
My throat feels constricted :(
@forexjammer
5 жыл бұрын
*This song is great!* heh, you're incompetent USHIROMIYA BATORAAA
@GlobusTheGreat
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I laughed very loudly at this. Thanks for making my day.
@novatouchdown
Жыл бұрын
i listen to this when i play yomi hustle. i lose spectacularly
@LucidGate72
3 жыл бұрын
....Ah it's useless It's all useless!
@RandoomDude
3 жыл бұрын
This really reminds me of Battle on the Big Bridge from FFV
@feorik
Жыл бұрын
Obligatory OBJECTION comment
@OlympusHeart64
9 жыл бұрын
The beginning of BGM: Battle of the Big Bridge from FF5 anyone?
@demoncard1180
6 жыл бұрын
The rift is a locked room.
@blazi2293
6 жыл бұрын
"Enough expository banter! Now, we fight like men! And ladies! And Wtiches! For Beatrice.. IT IS MORPHING TIME!"
@stupidmii8695
5 жыл бұрын
was thinking the same thing
@cosmosofinfinity
3 жыл бұрын
The writer's alias is based on Final Fantasy V too :)
@zamanfu2935
11 ай бұрын
This is just Objection for people who hate gameplay.
@darkcarr0t
15 күн бұрын
When you're just saying random nonsense and happen to be right
@tmkai607
3 жыл бұрын
REPITITION REQUESTED
@TheManster22
5 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT'S BATTLER I CARE NOW
@andresalphonse1100
5 жыл бұрын
Permiteme voltear el tablero de ajedrez una vez mas y repite esto en rojo!!!
@BuruKyu
Жыл бұрын
-REPITELO! "UMINEKO NO NAKU KORO NI ES UNA MALA HISTORIA"! -Ughk. tendré que rehusarme. -Jaque!
@sdoaiza
3 ай бұрын
local man starts thinking
@FadedHitman
2 жыл бұрын
this is regular and normal, keep up the good work 💃🏻🏳️🌈
@izayoikizu
Жыл бұрын
Curioso pra saber quantas pessoas vão vir aqui depois do Cellbit ter passado da primeira red truth
@gabrielbarcelos9006
8 ай бұрын
Verdade
@SadatEverything
3 жыл бұрын
Listen we have some rancid beef at aisle 6
@Llucmenork
4 жыл бұрын
When your kitten strikes back at ya
@esentries
4 жыл бұрын
Dame da zen zen dame da ze
@pikachuandsonic
8 жыл бұрын
Redeads are coming to haunt you!
@manuelkfc7916
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this beat so hard!
@ArcadeBGM
5 жыл бұрын
dame da
@conwaysquest6961
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of "Battle in the big bridge" from final fantasy.
@ManuSenpai_
Күн бұрын
Battler my GOATTTT
@shrimpfryyyy
2 жыл бұрын
Весьма неплохой саундтрек)
@KotoNaft
2 жыл бұрын
Ace Attorney
@ent3333rgalactic
Жыл бұрын
axyenniy
@wock222
Жыл бұрын
drop here 1:00
@dankmeemo3464
4 жыл бұрын
Battle on the big bridge?
@nebojsadelic9487
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Jazz the jackrabbit ost
@cassiusemmanualtheyoutubep3171
3 жыл бұрын
That's a name I've not heard for a long time. My favorite OST from that series is the medieval castle level. I think it was called "Medieval jam"
@capybapa
6 ай бұрын
BRO IS ONTO NOTHING🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@msaamsaa6923
2 жыл бұрын
i would love to know who composed this :3
@DeVoidLij
3 жыл бұрын
I have absolutely no idea what this game even is. Someone donated this to simpleflips ages ago and i found it while watching an old video of his.
@hamlindigoblue9295
3 жыл бұрын
Its umineko no naku koro ni, you should def read it. Its peak fiction
@ksjdreams577
3 жыл бұрын
^^ do yourself a favor and read it
@thatoneguyUknow
4 жыл бұрын
Why does Battler have to be such a jobber?
@HarshDude126
3 жыл бұрын
He was doing his best, don't bully him.
@cosmosofinfinity
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarshDude126 He did better than I would have done, that's for sure!
@umindes262
3 жыл бұрын
復唱要求!!
@Pyobatic
5 жыл бұрын
Shout-outs to Simpleflips
@Ivandsi
5 жыл бұрын
Nice meme
@SpanielTower
4 ай бұрын
Im with NezumiVA's crew, up to about 3/4 of episode 2. While we've seen the logic of it get flipped on its head like a chessboard, the moment where Battler begins his chain of logic about the chapel and this song plays is so fuckin hype.
@DanielGoodLarson
4 күн бұрын
“In other words, there’s no reason for me to listen to your bullshit!”
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