Finishing the Guiness before it has even settled is a war crime
@DastardlySnake
Ай бұрын
Finishing a Guinness in general is a war crime
@korl0ch298
Ай бұрын
@@DastardlySnake? What
@mega_jonne1546
Ай бұрын
@@DastardlySnaketrue 😂
@ditisnietspeciaal2662
Ай бұрын
Bro wtf Guinness is fire @@DastardlySnake
@SegularRpork
Ай бұрын
Sissy behaviour. Telling a man how to drink alcohol is dishonourable.
@ungratefulmango
Ай бұрын
"Wetherspoons goes off on a Tuesday" is something I've tragically heard too many times.
@CrownOfChains
Ай бұрын
I've been. It doesn't...
@danieloliver4558
Ай бұрын
In my early 20s me and my pal would go religiously every Monday night without fail.
@catley1990
Ай бұрын
I ain't ever heard anyone say weatherspoons goes off on a Tuesday ever
@unknownuser1041
Ай бұрын
7:30 am is peak hours though
@BeforeThisNovember
Ай бұрын
I’ve forced that one a few times ngl 😂 Now I know better, everywhere is dead every single day.
@Clancy008
Ай бұрын
"We like to drink with Coley cause Coley is our mate" 😂😂
@jamestheferret
Ай бұрын
I'd like to drink with Coley 😂
@IarlaithFaherty
Ай бұрын
84x10s ☝️🙎♂️✊🗣️
@miamitten1123
Ай бұрын
Mmmmmmm Hmmm Mmm Mm!
@metalkicker23
Ай бұрын
Our*
@yxngen4708
Ай бұрын
@@IarlaithFaherty😂
@yt_venom7762
Ай бұрын
Anyone else see the "ill have some fish, then ill have a ricecake" reference
@Scratiznutz
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Undateables. Brilliant episode.
@rob3462
Ай бұрын
Yes came here looking for this!!!
@callumhaynes1384
Ай бұрын
Just came here to comment this haha
@-Tidgy
Ай бұрын
@@Scratiznutzthe guy who was saying I'll have fish and a rice cake?? You think that was the undatables??? You smooth brained?
@bananaseatingpancakebob2791
Ай бұрын
Had to delete my comment after I realised I was beat to it. 😂
@MaHabi
Ай бұрын
"I can't drink on my own now, I'd look like an alcoholic"
@UKspicer90
Ай бұрын
I dont drink anymore but was always happy to sit the pub on me tod with a pint
@sofnaji
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sofnaji
Ай бұрын
@@UKspicer90swing and a miss my friend
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
Ай бұрын
@@sofnaji are you honestly making fun of somebody because they don’t drink? 😂😂😂
@sofnaji
Ай бұрын
@@ZackMaddox-gd1zk no. You missed the point. he was trying to make a dry joke like “the Dr told me to drink one glass a day so I bought a 2 litre glass” and it didn’t work
@C_In_Outlaw3817
Ай бұрын
“Then I’ll have a cocktail, then I’ll have a shot, then I’ll have an AA meeting…” 😂😂
@powerslaveproductions7202
Ай бұрын
Then he will have another cocktail and another shot hahahahaha 😂
@C_In_Outlaw3817
Ай бұрын
@@powerslaveproductions7202 Lmao yup!!
@thesunreport
Ай бұрын
It sounds like a parody of the fish and rice cakes guy.
@powellpker
Ай бұрын
Then ill have a fish & a rice cake
@Phife_Diggy
Ай бұрын
@@thesunreportdefinitely what he was going for 😅
@morganrennocks63
Ай бұрын
Nobody getting the fish and a rice cake joke saddens me
@joshuasenior4370
Ай бұрын
I got it
@conormcgillycuddy296
Ай бұрын
I got it Too brody
@baraenbojassen6611
Ай бұрын
We all got it
@noimspartacus4357
Ай бұрын
Over my head, any chance?
@petersoos6577
Ай бұрын
@@noimspartacus4357 I' ll have me fish, cheers mate
@germain9074
Ай бұрын
This is the early stage of alcoholism where you are not yet embarrassed by it. The next stage you'll be pre-gamming at home on half a liter of vodka before hitting the pub.
@sepsism138
14 күн бұрын
😬
@w-james9277
Ай бұрын
I worked with a guy who every time we finished the last job (4pm) would say "Just goin shop mate" and come out with a six pack of Guinness and drank them in the passenger seat while I was driving back via his house. And when I asked him if he's doing anything this evening he'd always say "Have a shower, go pub, have dinner and go gym tomorrow morning." Yeah, goes to the gym every morning before work despite drinking half a barrel of Guinness every night. I miss him. Legend.
@Redskies453
22 күн бұрын
Gotta sweat out the demons.
@jamesmc81
20 күн бұрын
You miss him I'm sure. When did he pass?
@kapitan19969838
19 күн бұрын
@@jamesmc81 Wtf
@badart3204
19 күн бұрын
Lifting through the hangover is savage. What a legend
@djdusted6485
19 күн бұрын
@kapitan19969838 to be fair, I got that impression too. Lol
@VirgilSonofSparda
Ай бұрын
That “what the fuck” was so perfect
@DylanDPetzke
24 күн бұрын
He was so distraught mate 😂🤣
@1MFASTR
Ай бұрын
Nah the Side eye goes crazy🔥🔥🔥👁️
@Juve234
Ай бұрын
pointerbrothers
@mintal_ez2809
Ай бұрын
Drinking that Guinness without letting it settle is criminal
@JM-io2uv
Ай бұрын
Drinking Guinness in general is criminal
@mintal_ez2809
Ай бұрын
@@JM-io2uv ur defo from England aren’t ya
@100subsandilleatanonion7
Ай бұрын
@@mintal_ez2809Guinness is foul, tastes like ash
@phsychomonkey
Ай бұрын
@@mintal_ez2809isn't that a bit racist
@mintal_ez2809
Ай бұрын
@@phsychomonkey yes
@upon-fe2720
Ай бұрын
The what the fuck to not wanting to go to spoons on a Tuesday. Too good
@HdHd-hp6qz
Ай бұрын
Monday Club is £3 a Stella 😂😂😂
@jackwhitbread4583
Ай бұрын
Why anyonebwould want to go on any day is beyond me. Spoons is fkn gross as are it's patrons
@Liusila
Ай бұрын
@@jackwhitbread4583 Yeah but shit's cheap
@LiClan
Ай бұрын
@@jackwhitbread4583nah, the spoons are fairly clean. I have a pint with a fry up sometimes on break and I don’t mind whatever day it is.
@nlpnick
28 күн бұрын
To paraphrase Georgie Best “I spent most of my money on birds and booze, the rest I wasted”
@surfguy87
14 күн бұрын
George Best. 1946-2005. Rest In Pints.
@Him-t4z
Ай бұрын
That was a DEVIOUS fuckin side eye at the start 😂
@YTDXN
Ай бұрын
Hahaha the fish and a rice cake reference 😂
@HeizasAtsiput3s
Ай бұрын
Shirley you Slaaaaggg bring me a drink ! 😂
@l1am_rh
Ай бұрын
Alcoholic ❌ Obsessed with drinking ✔
@abbymansen6761
Ай бұрын
In Scotland “ It’s 5pm somewhere “ 😂🏴💀
@Martin-ts7co
Ай бұрын
Bro this whole country has a problem with alcoholism
@ALO_69
29 күн бұрын
World
@__-fm5qv
29 күн бұрын
yup its pretty sad. The number of times I ask co-workers or friends what they're up to at the weekend at it just revolves around going to the pub or going to an event and getting drunk is far far too high.
@badart3204
19 күн бұрын
@@__-fm5qvI mean if it’s just the weekends it’s objectively not alcoholism. That being said it definitely enhances social experiences of which the events you described are.
@jima09876
19 күн бұрын
@@__-fm5qv what do you do as an alternative? Stare at a screen and be miserable..?
@joelgriffin8222
18 күн бұрын
@@badart3204 It's not necessarily alcoholism, but it's definitely binge drinking. Both are pretty bad for you
@Enkari7
Ай бұрын
Love seeing all the spots around Colchester in these vids
@liammeech3702
Ай бұрын
"Just call in SICK" LMAO
@michaelcorleone7598
Ай бұрын
I used to be that guy, and when i stopped being that guy a few so called “friends” stopped inviting me out. I don’t miss being that guy anyway lol.
@easyuketuts
Ай бұрын
‘Il have fish… then a rice cake… then fish… then… another rice cake… fish… fish… il have a rice cake… then another fish… and uh…. A rice cake’
@harrisonkeating3418
Ай бұрын
This short changed my life
@Liusila
Ай бұрын
Fancy name for a good old fashioned alcoholic!
@LeedsAway
Ай бұрын
Is that Owen Binks from the PDC? If not, it’s absolute spitting image 😂
@charliesmith6739
27 күн бұрын
There mates from school
@steve00alt70
Ай бұрын
Alcohol free 0.0 guinness has surpassed the alcohol version of guinness just now
@__Devils_Advocate__
Ай бұрын
Make one about the stoner friend now
@richardyates8956
27 күн бұрын
That mate who's obsessed with drinking overwise known as an alcoholic
@Ludicrouscompany3839
Ай бұрын
Cole's a walking pub 😂😂
@mlk_ix2831
Ай бұрын
« Obsessed with drinking » is the new alcoholic
@RandomInterwebzLad
Ай бұрын
I got the fish and a rice cake straight away haha what a legend throwing that in 😂
@wishythefishy
Ай бұрын
Bro crushed that Guinness before the foam spoke its first words.
@jamessmithson-br7rm
18 күн бұрын
That mate who always has an excuse not to drink… “I’m tired”, “I’m driving”, “I’m on some serious meds it could seriously mess with and actually end me”… boring!
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
18 күн бұрын
@@jamessmithson-br7rm I guess I’m boring then. Remind me not to hang out with you.
@atalanta9353
18 күн бұрын
I’m also boring to others but it’s lovely to always have a clear head. I hate, more than I can describe, being around drunk people.
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
18 күн бұрын
@@atalanta9353 Me too man. I feel like that’s what turned me away from alcohol when I was a kid. I wasn’t hurt by anyone Under the influence or anything. Drunk people just used to creep me out as it is.
@strophosgaming5998
17 күн бұрын
congratulations you rely on alcohol for satisfaction, want a cookie?
@pushthetempo2
16 күн бұрын
Boring, but will live past 65!
@joesmo3722
Ай бұрын
Ah, depression
@AR15.666
Ай бұрын
No it’s called alcoholism. Depression doesn’t make you an alcoholic.
@philt6440
21 күн бұрын
@@AR15.666 But they are depressed without the alcohol which makes it just as much about depression than the alcoholism.
@TayWoode
Ай бұрын
I’m expecting someone to send me this soon, since apparently this is what I’m like. I’m not, everyone else is just a lightweight
@qoolaid11
Ай бұрын
Bro has a sixth sense for finding the nearest spoons
@kevod09
Ай бұрын
You just couldnt wait for the Guinness to settle now could you , could you!!!.Shame 😅😊
@YuFow
Ай бұрын
Side eye killed me 😂
@thebun2901
Ай бұрын
I'm not even Irish, but I'm offended by the way you drank that before letting it settle. BLASPHEMY !!
@chrishaz1122
Ай бұрын
The drunk talk of booking ibiza that never happens 😂
@powerliftinglife
21 күн бұрын
Never understood the obsession with drinking , it tastes like absolute shit, and it leaves u in a vulnerable state of mind. it makes people feel like the big i am so i guess thats why people drink on some false bravado vibe.
@anthony8bpgaming689
Ай бұрын
Never thought I’d see darts referee Owen Binks and Cole Anderson James in the same video ngl 😂
@charliesmith6739
27 күн бұрын
There both childhood mates
@scottyplife32
Ай бұрын
This bloke is Will, jay, Simon and Neil rolled into one human..
@fridgeffs5662
Ай бұрын
You can see the wetherspoons regulars with pints and newspapers by 10 in the morning
@TheWebIsYourFriend
Ай бұрын
For the amount of filming you do in my "city", I have never seen you about. I enjoy watching your work, I hope it lands you your dream role.
@GaiaEdithRose
Ай бұрын
Used to be me unfortunately 🤦🏻♀️ Been completely sober 4 years now and I couldn’t be happier!
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
Ай бұрын
Me neither! Never touched alcohol. Damn good choice.
@Mr.OrganStealer
21 күн бұрын
@@ZackMaddox-gd1zkYou’re a legend for that. Already ahead of everyone else when you’ve never touched alcohol.
@formulaic78
18 күн бұрын
I was that way for fifteen years. Now my body doesn't let me be that way anymore. Miss it dearly, but I think I may be wearing rose tinted spectacles.
@surfguy87
14 күн бұрын
It's not so much the money, it's the time that's wasted. You reach an age when you realise it's complete nonsense and pegs your life back years, of not decades!
@atithesnail
27 күн бұрын
That mate who’s obsessed with drinking is an alcoholic.
@justphil1411
19 күн бұрын
Ahhh...The Playhouse. Terrible pub but the start of many great nights.
@nemesis8626
14 күн бұрын
Its terrible yes but pretty good compared to alot of the other weatherspoons in essex. Had many a pint in there.
@maximuschung2076
26 күн бұрын
It’s the “ just call in sick” my pisshead mate has more days off then Santa and has never been sacked 😂😂
@andulasis6283
Ай бұрын
Literally 90% of people I see in my age group. It’s horribly disgusting. Bunch of fake adults who drench their irresponsibility in alcohol and live a purely hedonistic life. Dreadful and sad
@Heavy_Quasar
Ай бұрын
Sounds like 90% of my friends
@Lewiss7423
Ай бұрын
Does everyone just shoot their own version of the same skits now? Seen this exact "POV: friend obsessed with drinking" shit 3 times in 2 days from different 'creators' now.
@Where-Am-I9
13 күн бұрын
I am this person, I don't drink on a Tuesday but I drink way too much on the weekends, start exactly at 5pm and sing the "we like to drink with [name]" every time I'm with mates. It's fun when you look past the splitting headache, terrible stomach ache and complete humility.
@Beberle675
Ай бұрын
Alcohol is overrated and people telling others to drink otherwise it "wont be fun" are cancer
@Mr.OrganStealer
21 күн бұрын
Absolutely. Alcohol is probably one of the lamest drugs you could do.
@badart3204
19 күн бұрын
Nah, it’s pretty great if you react well to it. Pressuring people is lame though and shouldn’t be done.
@AnarchistGrandpa
Ай бұрын
Bro was taking real man gulps on that 😮😂
@TshepoKotelo
26 күн бұрын
I ended a friendship because of this. I don't drink alcohol at all anymore, it disgusts me
@Catandthespoon
29 күн бұрын
It's a pretty sad inditement of this country's shitty booze culture more than anything else.
@humboldtdoomer866
Ай бұрын
If you drink it fast when you get to the bar, youll be ok to drive by the time you need to dd
@maxgames7316
Ай бұрын
Ill have me coctail then ill have a shot “ill have me fish and a rice cake”
@Waywind420
Ай бұрын
Definitely Coles worst KZitem short of all time.
@sharathtr600
Ай бұрын
Just call in sick you dkci would've added a grt punch though😂😂
@ZackMaddox-gd1zk
Ай бұрын
“What do you mean you don’t drink? You don’t know what you’re missing.” What I’m missing:
@Lil_Keggy
19 күн бұрын
Bro the song at the start is respect hats off Cole
@garrettkelly5568
26 күн бұрын
If someone starts talking about somewhere going off on a tuesday, you know they have a drink problem
@tyul
27 күн бұрын
Obsessed with drinking is a unique way to say alcoholic
@-Tidgy
Ай бұрын
Lmao... Reference to fish and a rice cake guy 😂😂😂😂
@kookiemonster20051
Ай бұрын
Damnnn Cole ATE that Guinness 😂😂
@zanderhart5243
26 күн бұрын
Colchester is beautiful
@mattlm64
Ай бұрын
AKA. alcoholic friend.
@RP-dy5mu
Ай бұрын
And people in Germany look at me strangely when I order two beers in one go. Come on man, it's hot outside, and I'm thirsty. I'll slam the first one. The second one is for pleasure. Plus you have steins anyway you should be okay with 2 beers.
@TayWoode
Ай бұрын
I do the same, saves going back to the bar too
@RP-dy5mu
Ай бұрын
@@TayWoode Exactly! It's already a hassle to wait. If I know I'm parched I don't want to be back in less than 30 seconds. If anything that makes it look even worse.
@jonathansheldon9060
29 күн бұрын
Imagine looking back at your life and realising, all you was know for was drinking alcohol.. surely there’s more to life than cars and bars
@Two_Phones_Eddie
18 күн бұрын
Yeah, cars bars and tits.
@richardlongmore9301
24 күн бұрын
Weed over drink all day long
@Mr.OrganStealer
21 күн бұрын
Exactly
@music.sudarshan
Ай бұрын
Fish and a rice cake
@nickevershedmusic8927
Ай бұрын
Drinking is for losers
@AlwaysEwok
Ай бұрын
The “just call in sick” is just what every unemployed friend says every time the work excuse gets in the way of fun
@_--____--______--___
Ай бұрын
I can happily say that in almost 30 years of my existence, I've never been to a Wetherspoons and don't intend to.
@kudzisiwadi5593
Ай бұрын
😂 I'm that guy, as long as it's past 12 midday I can drink
@tswan137
Ай бұрын
Ayooo
@capnsalt7102
17 күн бұрын
YOU DIDN'T LET THE GUINNESS SETTLE
@davyhird-y7k
Ай бұрын
"Wine a clock" 😭😭😭
@jessefromok
Ай бұрын
First step is admitting we’re powerless over alcohol and that our lives have become unmanageable
@robertmaxwell5829
Ай бұрын
100%
@robertmaxwell5829
Ай бұрын
That type of drinking was us yeah? 😂
@marlonthomas8042
19 күн бұрын
I’ve always resented that first step Purely because in my mind only you are going to be able to overcome being a problem drinker/alcoholic That’s just the semantic prick in me though Kudos to you if that’s what you needed to curtail your drinking though I just can’t deal with all the religious baggage they try to shoehorn in
@robertmaxwell5829
19 күн бұрын
@marlonthomas8042 no religion at all in the steps mate. Spiritual program 🙏
@marlonthomas8042
19 күн бұрын
@@robertmaxwell5829 now you’re being disingenuous 5 of the 12 explicitly refer to God You can try to walk it back by saying spiritual- but it’s not it’s god based
@DrOhm25
Ай бұрын
Average British person.
@ChokyoDK
21 күн бұрын
*an alcoholic
@Lady-z9q
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂pmsl was having a bad day til I seen this 😂😂😂✌️💯
@themightydragon710
Ай бұрын
I had friends like that they all dabbled abit of Forrest bump. Had to get rid of them
@yeetskeet1581
Ай бұрын
what does dabbled a bit of forrest bump even mean? is it highly regional slang, a typo, or what?
@RandomInterwebzLad
Ай бұрын
@@yeetskeet1581 a bit of the ol chowder if u know what I'm sayin
@Backwater-wanderer
20 күн бұрын
Nose beers
@themightydragon710
20 күн бұрын
@@yeetskeet1581 deadpool 3 reference
@komiks42
26 күн бұрын
Thats is called alcocholism
@qwargy
18 күн бұрын
Uncomfortable truth is that alcohol is really effed up. Wish I realised when I was a young lad.
@muhsinkhan5862
Ай бұрын
Your fast at uploading
@jackvismara
Ай бұрын
Standard British 🇬🇧
@bradatdlp
Ай бұрын
I saw that reference to the Fish and Rice Cakes guy 👀🤣
@fidgetmackenzie9419
Ай бұрын
Alcoholic version of rice and a fish cake at the end 😂
@ConfidentialMeerkat
Ай бұрын
Wow, i needed 0.1 seconds seeing them head stones to know EXACTLY where he was and for clarification that wetherspoons goes off by 10 am every single day!
@weekendoffenderr
Ай бұрын
Instead of fish and a rice cake guy, we’ve got shot and a cocktail guy😂 funny bastard😂
@iGame613
Ай бұрын
Ill have my fish and then a rice cake, and then another rice cake....
@TJ-js7uf
Ай бұрын
No way you were in Colchester town😂
@AllWholesomeHistory
Ай бұрын
HA I know exactly where this video was filmed, that freaked me out
@GenerallyAvian
Ай бұрын
fucking hell right by the library, didnt realise youre a colchester lad
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