"That will take about an hour, because its not going into the hole"....... I bet this is not the first time that he has said that........
@martinprince7773
4 жыл бұрын
BlackbohnsterGaming giggity giggity gout!
@airiakizuki5592
4 жыл бұрын
Lasting longer is good but not because you're too stupid to find the hole
@aliveandwellinisrael7944
4 жыл бұрын
"Its not working!"😡
@AlbertoDSalas
4 жыл бұрын
Bugged sex mechanics
@komzatonHC
4 жыл бұрын
bugged beaver physics
@saturn580
4 жыл бұрын
Game presents him with a challenge. "iT's gLiTcHeD, dOoD!" Classic DSP.
@airiakizuki5592
4 жыл бұрын
Any non-child that this is any semblance of 'challenge' for......
@triggytiggy740
4 жыл бұрын
"King of retro"
@poopmatt
4 жыл бұрын
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs is just as annoying as dsp.
@Majokodomo
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this minigame DOES glitch! There seems to be some sort of invisible wall around the hole at times for the beavers! However, seeing as he says a game is glitched even when it isn't, this is just him crying wolf! Besides, the invisible wall does have a workaround, but it's still annoying when it happens! -_-
@ShenDoodles
8 ай бұрын
This is actually glitched, the beavers never go down the fucking hole. It's notorious for that.
@MTown587
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the “This is How You Don’t Play”
@jasonlobo2350
4 жыл бұрын
Its already up by outsyder :D
@MTown587
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching it off and on over the last couple of days and now at the 7 hour mark, it’s even better than I could’ve hoped for!
@jasonlobo2350
4 жыл бұрын
@@MTown587 me too men im on the 5hour mark and its gold content
@deadschooled
3 жыл бұрын
18:04 he literally said "Yeahhh, I learned!" Proving he was a morahn the whole time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boozypixels
4 жыл бұрын
"The AI changed!!" That minigame 'AI' is somehow still smarter than you
@platty9237
4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it on a cartridge?
@thegrilandmuffin
4 жыл бұрын
I saw this live it was great. The fact that he just mashs the scare button and wonders why the beavers freak out is great. He never jumped once btw, the one other control in this bonus stage lol.
@acrustykrab
4 жыл бұрын
62IQ
@capthavic
4 жыл бұрын
Learning two whole buttons? Phil is street smart not book smart!
@David-ni1pg
4 жыл бұрын
He did start jumping when chat told him to hit another button, he started jumping and got upset because it wasn't an instant win button
@DemonWhisper1
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, jumping doesn't change shit in this mini game
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
i don't think jumping matters in this mini game
@Tibstradamus
4 жыл бұрын
Fallgout 5: Tips ARE Mandatory
@realethal_YT
4 жыл бұрын
"THERES CERTAIN ONES THAT ARE GLITCHED OHMGOD!" DSP Tries It: Conspiracy Theory
@barrelrolltoday6051
4 жыл бұрын
Such a wholesome, kid friendly game and he just has a nuclear freakout lmaoooo
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
these mini stages are not kid friendly
@orangeslash1667
Жыл бұрын
@@wanded Good news, the 100 % award is not worth it.
@wanded
Жыл бұрын
@@orangeslash1667 what's the reward? i gave up on 100% because of beaver bother
@orangeslash1667
Жыл бұрын
@@wanded A cutscene of all of the characters breaking the 4th wall.
@manthedan1976
4 жыл бұрын
"Professional gamer" Dsp is as deluded as the paypigs!
@PsychedelicFerret
4 жыл бұрын
The paypigs are probably maybe 10 strong, the detractors make up the rest. Phil is so out of touch with everything outside his little "office" bubble. Nearing 40, begging money from people that hate you. Karma.
@airiakizuki5592
4 жыл бұрын
Failing at childrens games for at least a decade Give the controller to an eight year old, how many attempts till success? 3 or 4 perhaps
@PhyrexJ
4 жыл бұрын
Well... He does get a payed to play games. Sort of..
@SNC2319
4 жыл бұрын
DSP: TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!! Also DSP: STOP GIVING ME ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! Pick one Piggy.
@akaXAX
4 жыл бұрын
That's wings of redemption who said to not give advice.
@chasef1077
4 жыл бұрын
SNC2319 wings said that, not Dave
@ttgNiqqa
4 жыл бұрын
Xax lol
@ttgNiqqa
4 жыл бұрын
Chase F you guys are stoopid
@chasef1077
4 жыл бұрын
Yam God for correcting him? Okay keyboard warrior
@xninja83x67
4 жыл бұрын
Phil is just angry that his horse has a glitched beaver and he is taking his sexual frustrations out on this game lol
@Anymous578
4 жыл бұрын
I kill for that intro everytime haha 😂😂😂
@Dadflaps
4 жыл бұрын
Suggestion, real time timer showing how long he's been streaming for between clips, really wanna know how long he was yelling at beavers honestly.
@michaelmiguelicutti2829
4 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed you condensed this into 18 minutes, considering this was about 90 straight minutes of constant fail.
@chrisluvshacks
4 жыл бұрын
Phil’s Brain: I’ll just run in circles
@platty9237
4 жыл бұрын
chrisluvshacks it’s the random number generator!
@7gdnz
4 жыл бұрын
chrisluvshacks “repeat what I do irl in-game, eventually the game will go my way.”
@SatoriKenshou
4 жыл бұрын
Without footage to glance at, I could imagine Dave trying to put a circle-shaped peg toy into a square hole while spazzing out.
@pilkman01
4 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, through endless repetition he eventually enlarges the hole just wide enough to barely shove the circle-shaped peg through, and then he claims vindication. "See, I was doing it right! The game was just badly designed!"
@Mr__Jack
Жыл бұрын
Is Beaver Bother frustrating? Yes. But, DSP is literally mashing B like his life depends on it, expecting to win, and throwing a tantrum when he doesn’t. 🤡🤡🤡
@MrRicadams1
4 жыл бұрын
Phil: "I hate this game waah!" "This game sux dood." Me: Then why are you STILL playing it?
@robertanderson9447
4 жыл бұрын
If it was any other person, the answer would be cause they're too determined (or stubborn) to accept defeat. With DSP, it's cause he's desperate for content.
@Octorber13
4 жыл бұрын
He needs that money, he really does. He needs that money...to pay his bills
@erhiueQWEF
4 жыл бұрын
Because it was a paypig's choice and Phil knows he can't take the bad PR right now if he quit a paypig's choice playthru.
@error_404.69
4 жыл бұрын
"I'll be honest if I wasn't getting payed I wouldn't be playing this game"
@internetnobody6754
4 жыл бұрын
because changing the formula of his content 10 years in is too much work
@erichoover4640
4 жыл бұрын
7:23 is actually the textbook definition of confirmation bias
@Name-se3lf
4 жыл бұрын
Damn Mighty D it's been quite the ride can't wait till you cover the IRS took the house saga
@theopulentone1650
4 жыл бұрын
DSP: "There are certain ones that are glitched that won't go in at all, so you gotta do the ones that work and ignore the ones that are glitched." Continues to chase after allegedly "glitched" beaver.
@AnimeGIFfy
4 жыл бұрын
"Now kids are getting tortured by this awful mini-game" -Phil getting tortured by this awful mini-game 2020
@kin4386
4 жыл бұрын
Awwe. That beaver in the intro was adorable.
@TheDarkQueen89
4 жыл бұрын
"Dahnkey Kahng 64 is the worst game evah dood!"
@platty9237
4 жыл бұрын
Nagai1989 watch him add it to his “best moments of 2020” retrospective
@reconstructedrichard208
3 жыл бұрын
You were right! Only he added it to the most disappointing games of 2020 even though it came out in 1999 just so he could whine about it
@AnimeGIFfy
4 жыл бұрын
Khat probably screams at him all the time: "COME ON GO IN, YOU ARE GETTING TO THE EDGE AND NOT GOING IN THE HOLE! STOP SPINNING ON THE EDGE"
@DarknessAndEvil69
4 жыл бұрын
“I never failed the mission”
@occamsbutterknife9186
4 жыл бұрын
What you're hearing isn't music from the game, you're reading Phil's thoughts.
@robertnapier624
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome t’bonus stage!
@internetdude3605
4 жыл бұрын
"It's glitched and won't go in the hole". Whoa there SexyTimePhil, we don't want THAT information!
@mauriceh7558
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like phil does not know his way around a beaver
@robertnapier624
4 жыл бұрын
Phil trying to perform with Katherine: IT WON’T GO IN!!!
@Superluigi881
4 жыл бұрын
Phil's going to be hearing "WELCOME TO BONUS STAGE" in his nightmares for a good long while.
@MachineKing1313
4 жыл бұрын
Glitched!!! The credit cards were glitched!!! Nothing I could dooooo!!!
@TheSPARTANusm
4 жыл бұрын
I love the lawnmower bits as you know, but I’ve become quite partial to the baby squeak toy noises when he fucks up. They get me every time. 🤣
@robertsicker
4 жыл бұрын
You gotta give him props for doing it 100 times and not quitting. Wingo would’ve been outta there after 5 tries
@carlosnieve1225
4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t thought about Tonka-Saw in forever. I need more Goodbye Boulders in the intros.
@VerbotenGeist
4 жыл бұрын
two completely separate realms of the internet intersecting through Tonka-Saw, puts a smile on my face
@boomboom6862
4 жыл бұрын
Easier to call everything a glitch when it doesn't work in your favour than to just call yourself bad at it. Good to see DSP's bad gamer act still holding strong 11 years later.
@AirahsELL
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Phil, half the time Beaver Bother is fucked and nobody likes it.
@KlyeKlyeKlye
4 жыл бұрын
But does Rolf play Gahlf?
@SamWiseTheGreat
4 жыл бұрын
The music makes this meltdown 10X better. 😂
@brightsydebill8410
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the wings clip in, us double detracters appreciate it greatly; and what a perfect clip to choose.
@kirbyplier
4 жыл бұрын
3:41 4:11 Ralph plays golf to celebrate the death of DSP's grammar.
@YUGINO
4 жыл бұрын
*dead air*
@Angrymonkey2489
4 жыл бұрын
17:38 to 17:54 Phi's reaction after the court forces Phil to sign Chapter 13.
@johnnietheultimate
4 жыл бұрын
I never seen anyone have a struggle on bonus stages for this long. And plays this bad.....
@labtec514
4 жыл бұрын
Dave's too stupid to use anything like strategy, better just keep spamming the scare move and expect the game to just win
@azurecobalt294
4 жыл бұрын
There’s one from my memory that I always have trouble with. That bonus stage with Tiny in the desert where you have to Race the the beetle. That one always kicks my ass.
@marcthomas4488
4 жыл бұрын
Not once did he press b.
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
@@azurecobalt294 i just beat that one today, you need to pass the beetle after the first set of stars, keep the lead by having a good handle of the course, and at the "final sprint" before the finish line you need to hit him while running to the finish line, if he catches up again hit him again
@klutzspecter3470
4 жыл бұрын
That intro Mighty D.... Never fail to impress.
@heyspanky5695
4 жыл бұрын
If you close your eyes it sounds like DSP trying to figure out intercourse. Sorry.
@JackNewbie555
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another saga of a grown man struggling at a children game made 20 years ago.
@TheBuhrewnoShow
4 жыл бұрын
phil seems like he could be a cool dude, but having no friends in his 20s and never going out really socially stunted him
@GreenHotDogz
4 жыл бұрын
Cant really blame him on the beaver game xD its definitely the most frustrating bonus game in DK64 🤣
@thebrain1088
4 жыл бұрын
Erik Ramirez while I agree with you, most of us figured this out at a very young age and the fact that this damn near 40 year old cant figure it out is just pitiful.
@error_404.69
4 жыл бұрын
Dsp: finds a minor inconvenience "Look it glitched!"
@ohwhatever1149
4 жыл бұрын
As someone who's played this, I can indeed confirm Beaver Bother is pretty broken and stupid as a minigame and beyond frustrating but because it's DSP and DSP is a dick, I don't feel bad for him
@geasslelouch
4 жыл бұрын
its not that bad or this bad....
@AirahsELL
4 жыл бұрын
@@geasslelouch it is really badly designed but this is compounded by Phil being shit.
@DuckNationWTD
4 жыл бұрын
watching him play that part live was absolutely hilarious
@Admiralkirk95
4 жыл бұрын
Donkey kong 64 is the game that keeps on giving, what's weird is he's rage quit over simpler stuff before.
@NEEDbacon
4 жыл бұрын
It kept the pay piggies generous so he kept at it.
@scorpiodurango6163
4 жыл бұрын
The problem is he couldn’t cheese his way through this game like he’s done others! 😂😂😂
@toddarruda3458
4 жыл бұрын
Do people just watch this guy because hes pure troll bait? Lol
@honeydarlinggaming9156
4 жыл бұрын
Yep. He's a Lolcow in the purest sense of the word.
@TooBokoo
4 жыл бұрын
To be completely fair, he has like, 3 genuine fans who come to his streams because they actually like him.
@honeydarlinggaming9156
4 жыл бұрын
@@TooBokoo Nothing he could do Dood. Bugged Fan Mechanics. It was a glitch in youtube Dood
@poopmatt
4 жыл бұрын
“Lolcow” Wait, people besides dsp use this word in a serious manner? Lol wow.
@indumatipngtuber2790
4 жыл бұрын
The thing about DSP gameplay is that it's so bad that it's hilarious, and laughing at it makes DSP super salty.
@VincenttheGaminggod
3 жыл бұрын
Beaver: doesn’t go in Him: “GLITCHED”
@SoapyTheDeathKnight
4 жыл бұрын
"Id rather be playing ANYTHING else" even scarface?!
@DaggersPOV
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Beaver Bother is Kat's pet name for Phil.
@deadschooled
3 жыл бұрын
Winner
@BakaPlayerNana
4 жыл бұрын
8:55 remember less them an year ago, when dave said that people hated him because he used to 'playfully' offend the developers and implied that, people were not allowed to be angry about that anymore because he 'stopped doin't it years ago'? Give Dave time and he will prove himself wrong every fucking time.
@youtubecrack
4 жыл бұрын
"Pro gamer" folks, never forget that. Dood let another game break him.
@carlosnieve1225
4 жыл бұрын
Dave seems really comfortable making excuses about why it won’t go in. I feel bad for Kat
@MrThelonicus
4 жыл бұрын
DSP tries it - IT WONT GO IN!
@ryanm4281
4 жыл бұрын
Struggling with beavers is likely a problem he has that goes beyond gaming 👍
@Kilbot192
4 жыл бұрын
RALPH PLAYS GOLF
@Ashkihyena
4 жыл бұрын
“King of Retro”
@josephkitchen3059
4 жыл бұрын
12:18 🤣🤣 almost died laughing 😂
@ThatWTVGuy
4 жыл бұрын
He's terrible, but in fairness this mini-game is pretty stupid. I remember this and the fly swatter ones felt incredibly broken back in the day.
@honeydarlinggaming9156
4 жыл бұрын
There's a minigame being bad. And then just refusing to understand how it works. Even AFTER chat explains to him HOW to win.
@MedIevalCyrax
4 жыл бұрын
This game has aged poorly.
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
@@honeydarlinggaming9156 how do you win? i'm on that rn
@DaddyO_Joe
4 жыл бұрын
2:40 that slow motion to squeak khambo was the best. 😂
@indumatipngtuber2790
4 жыл бұрын
From what I am seeing, he keeps mashing the scare button over and over without a thought as to where the beavers are going to go.
@byebye1813
4 жыл бұрын
Donga Tribe wrestle-wrestle Phil Clan.
@erich.9923
4 жыл бұрын
Donga? That wheelchair-bound Indian that wanted to fight Andy Warski? I understood that reference and thank you for chronicling more tahxic sahlt.
@Tangozzz
4 жыл бұрын
This music should be the soundtrack to Phil’s life
@Yun_denn
4 жыл бұрын
"WeLcOmE tO bOnUs StAgE"
@ohnothimagen224
4 жыл бұрын
Take a drink everytime you hear that.
@TheBmxHD
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine his lawyers watching this video. Playing fucking dk64 shouting It’s glitched! Like a fucking man child.
@AldiePezeh
4 жыл бұрын
I love DK64 and I am not $500k in debt ^_^ yet
@fantasyguy86
4 жыл бұрын
What Phil doesn't understand is that a N64 game is not designed for any other control than the one for it's system. I loved this game as a kid and had never any problems with the camera or the controls back then. This is an emulated version, ofcourse the controls and the camera are worse than the original. I remember when I bought this game on the WiiU back then, and can say that the controls are a bit odd when playing on the pro controller like Phil does. But he has problems like swinging on whines and get the kongs in line with an object and so on. I had never any problems like that when playing myself. When Phil can't manage to do it right it's a glitch. And if any other person can, then it's proven for him that hes playing on an broken product that needs fixing. This is Phil Burnell in a nutshell. However, I watch hes content because hes so bad at the game, and thats entertaining for me, especially if I like the game hes playing.
@AirahsELL
4 жыл бұрын
Aside from Beaver Bullshit, Phil legitimately needs glasses but refuses to wear them since he believes they're only for "really far away things" which shows he has no idea how depth perception works. Because his TV is visible to him at a closer distance, he believes everything on the screen should appear just as close despite depth being a thing.
@Michael_Turner
4 жыл бұрын
The King Of Retro. This is expert game-play right here.
@KashMunni120
4 жыл бұрын
12:13 fucking BODIED
@Doozclops
4 жыл бұрын
I've never played this, but I get the impression he's mashing the 'scare' button and they keep running straight away from him, which is causing them to just loop around in circles, correct?
@robertanderson9447
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Beaver Bother is infamous for the beavers getting stuck on the edge a lot, but there is logic to it. At least, I think. Edit: I think he's also trying to physically push them in too, which isn't how it's supposed to work.
@lich109
4 жыл бұрын
You got it. Mashing the button causes them to run in a random direction away from you, and it's harder to control.
@Doozclops
4 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that I've never played this game, yet I understand the mechanics. Phil however, *while playing it*, doesn't understand. Classic DSP.
@AirahsELL
4 жыл бұрын
@@Doozclops the problem with understanding the mechanics of Beaver Bother does not prepare you for the utter bullshit it ends up being when you play it. The average player will beat this after about 10 to 15 minutes of frustration. It took Phil an hour and a half.
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
the border of the hole is in fact glitched according to the developers you can only squeeze in the rats at certain points at certain angles
@Runamoine
4 жыл бұрын
I started replaying DK64 a little before dave did, so it's been comforting to see that I'm not actually the worst at it in the world
@nfamus540
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go in his chat and randomly say "Ralph plays golf" all the cool 🚜s will know what I'm talking about.
@Foxhound3857
4 жыл бұрын
7:30 GLITCH GREMLIN STRIKES AGAIN
@chadkirk150
4 жыл бұрын
DSP: LOOK AT THAT I'M GLITCHED NOW! Arnold: No shit.
@JAKELIVES2009
4 жыл бұрын
The game was clearly *snort* cheating. Those Beavers are detractors . Nothing he could do man!
@realsong-fake
4 жыл бұрын
Can't handle a kid game. Phil: "Fuck everyone."
@XplodinApple
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to bonus stage
@DemonWhisper1
2 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the worst experiences I've ever had in a video game
@porkchopexpress6952
4 жыл бұрын
Legend says DSP is still chasing the beaver in beaver bother.
@erichoover4640
4 жыл бұрын
In Phil’s mind, he does everything perfect the very first time he does it. That way, if it doesn’t work, he knows it’s the game’s fault and continues to do it the way he knows won’t work for hours on hours.
@bobmalibaliyahmarley1551
4 жыл бұрын
I was perma banned by Phil in his stream for saying I wanted to see a DSP VS WINGS stream where they duked out in various games xD
@JustAnotherMatt420
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dont think Mr Jarbo and Tonka would appreciate the goodbye boulders. But I sure AF do. Classic!
@jdtroup198683
4 жыл бұрын
It gonna be funny when he Ragequit at the highway picking up trash.
@The.Nasty.
4 жыл бұрын
0:13 that’s the weirdest shit I think I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
@jasongretencord3326
4 жыл бұрын
"I've never played a real game of galf." Nobody has.
@wanded
2 жыл бұрын
this mini game is indeed glitched, the developers said there as an issue with the holes border
@ammyxdanteokami7098
4 жыл бұрын
this would had been a great opportunity to have the good idea and bad idea theme to this lol
@TooBokoo
4 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if the developers put a bit of randomness into the mini game mechanics, where as Phil just expects to walk up to the beavers and have them automatically fall into the hole as soon as he pushes the scare button. If they all just went straight into the hole upon his command, then he'd be cackling about how the game is too easy and what a joke it is, like he typically does in some games.
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