Such a busy schedule… he started it off by “I have to wake up and go to the bathroom “🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elcrow113
2 ай бұрын
Then he went to "eat breakfast with my wife", he just kept throwing things in there to fill out his day because even he knows he doesn't do shit.
@airiakizuki5592
2 ай бұрын
at about 11:00 am. what a hectic day...........
@luism8130
2 ай бұрын
Literally everything he listed is a daily essential… so this guy is blaming the stream for having to use the bathroom 😂
@miketwo3584
2 ай бұрын
His life has been really really hard
@OneNiceKittyRightThere
2 ай бұрын
It annoys me to no end that he acts like he lives a hard, busy life.
@BenHeckHacks
2 ай бұрын
Like who does this LARP work on? Adult men who live in group homes? People who know zero married couples? Derich?
@nfamus540
2 ай бұрын
Ummm ok morhan he has to play video games and upload videos to KZitem unedited, plus he has a family dood. He works so hard, by far the hardest working man on the Internet.
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
he knows deep down, that its a lie
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
You heard his brutal schedule, he had to eat and play video games, his life's been tough 😢
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
2 ай бұрын
He works his ayusss off dood
@GrizzaSMASH
2 ай бұрын
I CANNOT BELIEVE this guy added putting food out for the animals, using the bathroom, interacting with people on the internet and playing video games are all part of his "preplanned day" Jesus Christ this guy is delusional. The guy doesn't have to try and drive to work, doesn't have to answer to a boss, doesn't exert himself mentally or physically. The guy that doesn't go anywhere, do anything is the guy who has a "full life".
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
He doesn't even wear pants to work, he may have changed to "adult" shirts but he's still in those Zelda pajamas
@thebigbient8736
2 ай бұрын
Had to mention shit of course
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
This guy thinks doing 2 dishes and feeding a cat fills half his whole day... that stuff he listed takes no joke.. 15 minutes altogether... just pathetic
@razorsharp5643
2 ай бұрын
He even mentions things like interacting with his audience or walking downstairs as taxing tasks. Its unreal how out of touch he is from not just society but reality. I don't think he could even handle the job Kat's been doing.
@nampapunk
2 ай бұрын
Well he buys paper plates so you are in fact wrong.
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
2 forks
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
2 ай бұрын
He doesn't even do dishes lol
@yohagain
2 ай бұрын
And in many days he doordashes breakfast too, or just eats a bagel… So much work, I get tired just thinking about it.
@razorsharp5643
2 ай бұрын
"I'm not UWAAOOOGH, OAEUUGH, UOAAUGH I'm not doing crazy, over-exaggerated live reactions like a MUPPET. That's not ME I'm never going to do that!" That didn't age well, did it.
@11Christys11
2 ай бұрын
Crying because he wasn’t paid to put on his clown hat. 😂
@thekyleprojekt7996
2 ай бұрын
dont forget he said with colored hair. phil will say he never dyed his hair lol
@RC-cv3bv
2 ай бұрын
Phil really wants us to believe that being bad at games, and begging the mentally disabled for grocery money is more hectic than just working for a living like the rest of us.
@Lowenssohn
2 ай бұрын
Compared to this display a real job would be easier and less stressful.
@AnTunZee
2 ай бұрын
You don’t understand the struggle. Playing video games is serious business. Do you understand how difficult it is to play street fighter competitively while saying you’re playing casually?
@miketwo3584
2 ай бұрын
He has gout. He should be getting disability checks
@RC-cv3bv
2 ай бұрын
@@miketwo3584 Phil should get disability checks because he's not a functioning human being. The dude's defective.
@Ashkihyena
2 ай бұрын
“Acts like a clown” So be himself then…
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
Calls doc a muppet... While he has a cookiemonster full outfit , and still thinks adults want him to wear a pokemon hat. Also Phil still uses his manchild yoshi hat icon for his own profiles... just a lost manchild with 0 selfawareness
@miketwo3584
2 ай бұрын
This is a place of business. Serious business
@MattyLight816
2 ай бұрын
"Sit on the internet all day...." Pot calling the kettle black huh Phil 😂
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
meanwhile i posted pictures actually outside in my garden today in community.. he lives in a garden filled nature city and never sees it 😂
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
Pot calling the kettle stationary, you mean.
@elcrow113
2 ай бұрын
Bro his busy day involved "waking up and going to the bathroom" and "eating breakfast with my wife". He was just throwing things in there because even he knows he doesn't do shit.
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
Oh yeah hard life huh phil? Well you know what I have to do on my days off? Wake up, move the blankets, sit up, move to get out of be, put on socks, stand up, WALK, open my door... I mean by thia time lesser men wouldve gone back to bed but I dont have that luxury so I keep going
@k1n63d
2 ай бұрын
When he described his daily life i thought he was still describing a child's life. This guy has no clue what an adult life actually is. 🤦♂️
@GinSoakedBrain
2 ай бұрын
For some reason, my velcro wallet opened up after DSP told me how busy he is. Weird.
@harkbelial
2 ай бұрын
Nooooo close your mom's velcro wallet you're under pignosis!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
@inferno5988
2 ай бұрын
DSP is a Velcromancer, one of the fabled legends.
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
2 ай бұрын
What's with the velcro wallet meme, why do dentheads have velcro
@GinSoakedBrain
2 ай бұрын
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 Velcro wallets are usually used by small brained or young impressionable people is the idea, more or less.
@chrisdornerrespecter8884
2 ай бұрын
I love when pigroach goes on these rants and exposes how sad and miserable his life has been. I'm sitting at work eating breakfast, charging the company money (because I have no life according to piggy) and I can't think of a time where I was dying of boredom as a child. I remember riding my bike with friends around the neighbourhood, playing video games with my friends, window shopping at the local mall, walking through the forest and looking for cool stuff and sticks... This guy had no friends and it shows. Couldn't get to the park? Because he never learned to ride a bike. We can see now why his parents just bought him every video game console and game there was, and told him he was the best boy in the world but ended up creating the worst victim type narcissist I've ever seen
@drip_souls_3224
2 ай бұрын
and the sad larping of being "busy" when almost everything he said can be done in less than 20 minutes or completely unnecessary.
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
The bike is true but really doesn't matter, he had no friends anyway
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
@@drip_souls_3224 of all those supposedly stressful and time consuming things he listed the one thing missing was soing any actual work, either on stream or taking care of personal business. This guys whole life qnd source of stress is everyone elses wind down activities and things they enjoy
@redlister2934
2 ай бұрын
But they didn't buy him that Wolverine doll dude!
@siner2442
2 ай бұрын
Grown azz kid that counts eating and taking out the trash as “work” and needs a full day to go grocery shopping… 😂
@TheNightRichard
2 ай бұрын
I love how he complains about his "busy" schedule, as if it's not entirely self-imposed 🤣
@MrFreE3D
2 ай бұрын
I love how he likes to act like, every detractor must be miserable to hate him, not because he´s a piece of garbage clearly.
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
2 ай бұрын
We may all be terminally online but at least we have lives
@DreySlayking
2 ай бұрын
WTF is he talking about not being able to go to the park or a friend's house without a parent driving you in a car? I would ride my bike miles to go to a friend's house or to trails. I guess he was chauffeured everywhere. Also, when I was a kid I was as likely to be working for spending cash (mowing lawns, etc.) as I was playing.
@wheresthegrillcheese
2 ай бұрын
There's also the bus. As a city boi I took the bus with the bois everywhere, fun interactive chill times with friends 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂 at least my statement stands correct though.
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
Yep I remember skateboarding in 115 degree weather to the park when I was a kid.
@BrandRedacted
2 ай бұрын
He never learned how to ride a bike because his parents were worried that he'd get rolled for it on the mean streets of upper middle-class Connecticut
@yohagain
2 ай бұрын
He never realizes how much all his cope and rambles give away about himself and his life… Yeah, normal kids would bike or take the bus or just walk over. Also he mentions the friend being busy, well guess what Dave, most people have more than one friend! Not everyone’s life is dictated by places they can drive or only having John Rambo or momwife as your friend.
@slullabys
2 ай бұрын
I used to walk miles to get to a friends house, sometimes even in the middle of the night.
@drip_souls_3224
2 ай бұрын
Remember he's not a children's entertainer like Mr. Beast or a muppet like the Doc. Also, how did he add tedium to being a Content creator and describe time with his wife as a chore?!!? 99% of his "duties" can be done in less than 20 mins.
@pflaute
2 ай бұрын
4:22 Lies. Lies. Lies. Most kids have bikes but not Phill because Phill's neighbor got beat up & had his bike stolen like reusable grocery bags
@nampapunk
2 ай бұрын
And the fact that he never learned how to ride one...
@luism8130
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@siner2442
2 ай бұрын
They bought him a bike with training wheels at 12yrs old… 😂 he grew up in a suburb in Connecticut in a nice house not the ghetto…
@UrbanStyleIndividual
2 ай бұрын
4:07 I was into sports and all kinds of other programs and hobbies as a kid. I was more busy than you when I was 12, Phil.
@UrbanStyleIndividual
2 ай бұрын
His parents really dropped the ball with him
@williamhughes5260
2 ай бұрын
@@UrbanStyleIndividual I think his parents may have dropped him on his head.
@yohagain
2 ай бұрын
@@williamhughes5260that would explain a lot.
@yohagain
2 ай бұрын
@@UrbanStyleIndividualspot on, and funny thing is he’ll claim he had several extracurricular activities and yet can’t mention a single one when asked.
@LanceLightning1985
2 ай бұрын
I was never bored when I was a kid my parents actually bought me a Wolverine
@ILLzMattIc
2 ай бұрын
My brother got the Wolverine but I was okay with Cyclops
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
Must be nice living in that ivory tower, if my parents got me the wolverine I probably wouldve been a pro athlete or a big business owner, but they were effing stupid, and didnt LISTEN TO MEEE
@11Christys11
2 ай бұрын
There must’ve been a sale on ugly tropical shirts. He looks like a senior citizen on a cruise ship.
@Stevesnow9
2 ай бұрын
Wow, hes so busy. Definitely a regular job would be easier.
@torchlight1785
2 ай бұрын
Checking emails and playing video games is way harder than any blue collar job...just being honest.
@KillaK78
2 ай бұрын
Why is a man with an adult audience, explaining what it’s like as an adult?
@skiie
2 ай бұрын
my life is so fast and busy! 8am: yell for breakfast morning stream: beg Noon: yell for lunch even tho im home alone Day stream: beg and rant Dinner: door dash even tho we own a car night stream: jack it in silenc-- oh the camera was on huh?
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
8?? The guy wakes up at 10:30 or later
@Mr.Twinkie91
2 ай бұрын
He thinks if he talks fast he makes his life busy, come on his life is so easy.
@daltonbolser5100
2 ай бұрын
Phil acts like he has know time to do anything which is a lie. My wife works full time, i got to school full time, i work part time, and got a 9 month old son to take care of, but I still find the time to relax play with my son, and watch a movie and eat dinner with my wife. Phil is an internet bum and thats all he will ever be living a boring ass life
@doctormalleycat
2 ай бұрын
He's so happy that he has daily group therapy sessions where he never shuts up about the early days of youtube and how he used to be a big deal and and everyone ruined it for him while he did nothing wrong freaking pathetic
@Jalges
2 ай бұрын
“Wake up and use the bathroom “ yeah I never did that as a kid
@johnnyb_right1629
2 ай бұрын
Dave trying to pretend he has a busy life, is pretty mind numbing
@AnTunZee
2 ай бұрын
It’s amazing that he lists things that take a minute to do. Feed the cat, feed the wild animals, set up the stream, go to the bathroom…those can all be done in 5 minutes tops. Especially considering that fill is used to doing those things every single day. He thinks he’s bragging about having a meaningful life but he’s really just showing that he is a lolcow with no life.
@anarkisttallboy
2 ай бұрын
Everytime he says he works a "full time job" takes a year off his lifespan.
@stevebeave7861
2 ай бұрын
Phil you have no good times your life is talking to a camera your a shut in who is missing out on LIFE its fun outside talking to people
@addiemarieruhome
2 ай бұрын
Right? Like yea Phil’s a dirtbag, but my god I almost feel bad. Imagine only leaving the house once a week
@Cookieboy70
2 ай бұрын
I consider myself a huge introvert, but even I hang out with different friends and family even if it's weeks in between sometimes. I've been following this dunce for a year and he has literally not mentioned anyone he communicates with other than the 2 creatures in his house.
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
@@Cookieboy70 he supposedly calls his parents once a week but id imagine he begs to them too and if not just says "hey how ya doing? Thats good anyway see ya" in a totally condescending way
@The_Devils_reject
2 ай бұрын
I'm a loner but at least I go outside to either drive or go to the gym. Is it still good?
@doeunsama5375
2 ай бұрын
You know how you get to the park or a friends house when you’re a kid… use a bike phil a gawd dam bike like the one you’re dad try to give you. This guy is not real
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
But his 'friend' got beat up by the local Grape Street Crips when he dared show a smidgen of a chrome Huffy fender! Suddenly there were low-riders and Tec-9s everywhere! Shouting! Blood! Violence! 'Yo I aint gonna lie I'ma need ALL DAT! ON CRIP CUH!' SHOVE! PUSH! 'YEA. YEA! RUN YOU LITTLE ASS ON YT BOI!'
@gob233
2 ай бұрын
"Life is so busy!!!!" >proceeds to explain what a normal person does on a day off
@PrybarCommando
2 ай бұрын
Phil’s life is so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, busy. Don’t you think you should tip him more? He can’t even get pants on in the morning, just jam jams to the streaming chair. Also Phil considers himself an adult? Why?
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
Dood he has to walk up and down the stairs as many as 4 times a day and some days doordash is late, a chump like you would probably crack under the pressure
@SviiiSavageWraith
2 ай бұрын
over 96% of what he said takes 20 min to do
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
No, time doesn't pass slower when you're younger because you're bored. It has to do with the rate of memory formation. More memories per unit of time = time feels slower. That's why you learn better when you're younger. It's also same mechanism that makes 5 minutes on psychedelics seem like four hours - it's not because while on psychedelics you're bored, but because you're overdriving stuff into long-term memory. It also has to do with the time since your first memory. 1 year when you're 4 years old is 25% of your time on this earth but 1 year when you're 70 is 1.5%, so that year seems a lot shorter to the 70 year old than it does to the 4 year old even thought they're the same length of time. Regardless, everything Phil said is WRONG as usual.
@Ls2Finch
2 ай бұрын
Your first 20 years feel like forever because it has been the next 20 fly by because you have lived long enough to learn how fast time goes by. But this dood said boredom is why time feels slow 😅😅😅😅
@TAZS
2 ай бұрын
so dsp wasn’t allowed to go outside and play with his friends unless his parents drove him? 😂😂😂 sometimes he just talks and talks and talks and never realises how odd his upbringing was, what a bizarre human being
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
If you were so coddled you never saw what a normal upbringing was I guess he wouldn't realize how odd his was.
@BroneOppa
2 ай бұрын
I could see if he was like 24 right now, and how more modern kids come up, but hes 3 years older than me, when I was a kid we were riding bikes and walkinh all over wherever when wanted to go and would be out all day without contact with our parents and we were trusted. Phil is a great example of why you shouldnt coddle and hover parent you kid
@Vibechecks
2 ай бұрын
So so so corny when he says “jasper kitty” The lack of self awareness genuinely infuriates me. 1. He acts as if he’s the busiest person on earth 2. He’s admitted to leaving his house once a week. 💀 Please somebody hear my call, I beg of you to fold this man in the middle of Walmart or wherever he goes shopping
@hateolerse
2 ай бұрын
"Iam not going through a mid life crisis, doods. Really, iam not. Please, belive me"
@Anarchist86ed
2 ай бұрын
His new tombstone. Here lies DSP: For some odd reason, he doesn't know why.
@ConradSyn
2 ай бұрын
I'm currently in medical school studying to be a surgical tech so watching DSP saying he's busy with streaming kinda got to me a little. After the things I've seen and learned, DSP doesn't understand how easy of a life he truly has
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
Notice this year he says regard every day now 😂 he totally doesnt watch doody though 😂
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
right.. riiiight guys, rrryiiight?
@MsGhoulz
2 ай бұрын
Phil is actually crying victim for having an easy life.
@Swaggyk_00
2 ай бұрын
Did he just include showering, and brushing his teeth into his ‘busy schedule’ ???
@baldrkrueger3552
2 ай бұрын
Wake up, have a greasy cheese bagel and sock coffee, ignore Khet, throw some nuts to the birds, waste 30 mins in X/look for elden ring guides, prepare the "stream", play EldUn Reeng, rage+beg session, beg on discord for support while taking a shit + doordash delivery, eat DEVOUR DEVOUR DEVOUR, come back to beg on stream, snort+squeal session with a sprinkle of gameplay, diss Derich and other larpers, 30 minutes of hogan pulls + gin that extends up to 1-2 am, scroll X endlessly post some random shit and delete it at 4am, wake up.
@YouTubeShillApologist
2 ай бұрын
Non-stop contradictions and hypocrisy all day everyday.
@excaliber2010
2 ай бұрын
OIC probably told Phil to dance like a clown 🤡; then he can get his money.
@BrandRedacted
2 ай бұрын
Hes going to "throwaly explore" valedictorian level wordplay Phail
@Cheeba801
2 ай бұрын
How is this a real guy?! I've been asking myself that question for years now!
@mackygee3773
2 ай бұрын
"I am happier, in this life situation" This dude is a literal alien.
@JaxonRabbit
2 ай бұрын
i been saying consistently its clear that DSP is an only child, and this rant about having no friends as a child, its pretty tragic if he wasn't such a fkn scumbag it might deserve pity. him complaining how busy he is, is just a way of saying 'I DONT HAVE TIME TO PULL HOGANS!!'
@decanus8831
2 ай бұрын
I know plenty of only childs who are nowhere near the level of dave
@JaxonRabbit
2 ай бұрын
@@decanus8831 for sure, then again DSP is nowhere near the level of many children 😂😂😅😅
@MaztRPwn
2 ай бұрын
5:41 Phil could save himself hours in every day if he didn’t do this exact thing. Ranting for 20+ minutes X amount of times per stream is just insanity.
@Ragemonster64
2 ай бұрын
“Time is actually passing more slowly. I can feel it.” 😂😂
@doodystreams
2 ай бұрын
His hairline begs to differ
@torchlight1785
2 ай бұрын
He has such a hard life, that's why he gets up at 10:00 am, stays up late at night gambling and drinking, and does all the busy work business stuff on stream.
@tlingitsoldier
2 ай бұрын
5:54 You know he never just sits and relaxes because he admitted that him amd Kat can't spend time together without internet. So you know there's no way Phil will just sit alone with his thoughts.
@BrandRedacted
2 ай бұрын
He's totally looking at a guide at the end when hes talking about the secret section of elden ring
@asura48
2 ай бұрын
I swear everything he talks about turns into a rant about trolls
@Cookieboy70
2 ай бұрын
Perhaps if you didn't beg for 4 hours every single day of your life, it would be less hectic. Preplanned begging, what a joke.
@kylekeller1206
2 ай бұрын
Oh no Phil has to wake up use the bathroom and brush his teeth. How will he ever manage to
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
X to gout on the brushing of teeth.
@redlister2934
2 ай бұрын
@@angry_zergling I seriously doubt the shaving bit too. How grey, patchy and uneven it can get.
@Dante-cv3ts
2 ай бұрын
DSP would make a great politican he lies constantly, does things he says he,would never do and doesnt know how to manage money
@CoryTrevorSmokes
2 ай бұрын
Holy shit his take on being "bored all the time as a kid" is so fucking regarded. And then he acts like his life is so fuckin hard. I hate this man with every fiber of my being.
@5EyesIsntWatching
2 ай бұрын
Guy can't even pre-schedule buttoning his shirt.
@KennySmithKnees
2 ай бұрын
5:17 Wtf you attuning to? Some new pignosis spells?
@tizza963
2 ай бұрын
*Has one of the most easy human lives in the history of time. *Thinks he has it bad
@AxethatGuy
2 ай бұрын
Philbert has a full life.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Philbert life is a life crisis 😂😂😂
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
2 ай бұрын
Phil, your time perception as a kid is not because of boredom, it's because your brain is experiencing each second as a much larger percentage of your life than as an adult. Life feels like it goes faster as you get older because each moment is a smaller percentage of your existence.
@CapitanWiseman
2 ай бұрын
My life is 3x times more full and stressful than Phil yet i still find time to troll him because its a cheaper and funner way to unwind than WWE Champions
@7RmP
2 ай бұрын
How is his life full by any definition of the word. Wake up. Eat. Sit down and play the game. Go eat again sit back down and play the game. He doesn’t cook. He doesn’t leave the house. He has no social life. And he sits in a room alone all day 6 days a week. That’s an empty life. But he wouldn’t be Phil if he says things about people that apply to himself.
@basedbigfoot
2 ай бұрын
Little burst there
@tilden4217
2 ай бұрын
His life is so full yet he spends thousands of dollars per month on mobile games.
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
And between 60-100 hours a month playing it
@Bullznuttz
2 ай бұрын
His life is so sad
@MICHAELILES12
2 ай бұрын
He made all of that dumb s*** sound important and it doesn't take him that long to do any of it The bold face lies are crazy
@classiccorporation5278
2 ай бұрын
All that shit his said he has to do the average person could do in half a work shift.
@JIMJAMSC
2 ай бұрын
🤡
@wong8706
2 ай бұрын
Prolonged alcohol consumption can cause both short and long term memory loss. Combined with a repetitive lifestyle, this can cause the misconception that time is flying by.
@jtigers20
2 ай бұрын
In other words, water is wet
@AcornSmokes420
2 ай бұрын
In other words Jesus Christ does not exist ❤
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
Water is wet, Phil is gouted, and Kat is fat.
@kuragariinuken255
2 ай бұрын
Oh shut up Phil. Your days are entirely your schedule. You are not busy. You dont have a life outside of your house.
@Silenthilldude87
2 ай бұрын
Podcast recap: 42 year old streamer claiming he is not a children entertainer explains to his audience why support is slow. DSP the streamer goes on to say that a heat wave is coming and the AC needs to be on constantly because he gets heated easily with drama on and off in his daily life. He tells his viewers to savor the good times while being a hypocrite and continues to beg for support!
@heeroshadow6
2 ай бұрын
We are what? .. i thought he was talking about himself 😂
@the_king_bro_pros9370
2 ай бұрын
N he thinks he's got a successful business!
@JerryD9000
2 ай бұрын
Dementia arc coming in sooner than expected tubez.
@christianstraightmantvceo
2 ай бұрын
Remember, Phil hardly had any time to burst on May 1st, 2016! He's always so busy!!
@MaRLoNpl0x
2 ай бұрын
7:45 No, Phil. All detractors have stuff to do every day. We are just good at managing our busy lives to watch our boy Doody Streams videos. I was more busy the last 3 months when I was unemployed than you in the past 15 years lol
@DreySlayking
2 ай бұрын
3:48 >> "Astute" >> add it to the list of words DSP can't use correctly.
@BaNg72983
2 ай бұрын
Showering and breakfast ain't jobs , what a glue stick
@dertythegrower
2 ай бұрын
Heat wave.. when you never go outside... oh boy he says 😂 just a sad, sad hermit
@Zeb75
2 ай бұрын
Such a busy boy.
@cwjames9405
2 ай бұрын
He always circle back around to his detractors no matter what he talks about, it's attached to his identity
@Shrike1988
2 ай бұрын
This man has the most pathetic "adult life" I've ever heard of
@thomasjohnson8517
2 ай бұрын
He said feed all the animals back there..? Wtf does that mean 😂
@Voideadd
2 ай бұрын
What animals is he feeding outside stray cats ? Is that way he's spending 50$ every 2 days for pet stuff
@DJMcFlinty
2 ай бұрын
Squirrels and birds, he puts out some over priced garbage once a week, so hectic
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
Assorted woodland-style creatures.
@MegaRagingBunny
2 ай бұрын
lmao DSP retconning childhood. He also thinks shower and toothbrushing is adult exclusive event.
@mastershake42019
2 ай бұрын
Phil didn't have friends as a child huh. Kinda sad to hear him say he did nothing when he was young. I was out till my mom had to drag me home.
@dvaritek434
2 ай бұрын
Man i dunno, i walked or biked to friends house. Earned money from side jobs for games. Played outside alot. Despite my full time job and side hustle and hobbies, i still find time and energy to keep up with season 16 vortex.
@StUcKoNlEvEL1
2 ай бұрын
Remember guys this is a man who only leaves his house once a week but yet he has hard an busy days.
@thepringleman4886
2 ай бұрын
For someone who is totally not going through a midlife crisis, he certainly brings it up all the time unprompted
@blackladywalking4435
2 ай бұрын
his attempt to breath calmly like a human only exposed him for the alien he is
@TheSpyder51
2 ай бұрын
Phil just can't help but tell how pathetic his life really is if he thinks his life is hard he's got some bad years ahead
@JackssonClark
2 ай бұрын
Imagine if he had kids 😂 he wouldn't even be able to stream.
@BrandRedacted
2 ай бұрын
Yeah he would. He'd just move back in with his parents raise them raise them like rich at reviewtech
@angry_zergling
2 ай бұрын
It would take him 10 hours to get them ready for school in the morning.
@titocruz964
2 ай бұрын
When hogans you pulling time be moving- Phillip Burnell
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