Imagine DSP at his wedding. Mid way through ceremony... Father stop. I just want to take a minute to talk to everyone. If youre liking the ceremony please support our wedding. My goal is 1000 in tips. Now i gotta go pee... waddles off.
@BurnellSnortProductions
3 ай бұрын
Lmao
@twinkie415
3 ай бұрын
"do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife as along as you both shall live?" "i do...but i need everyone's buy-in to make sure this goes well."
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
You left out the snort, wet burp, and shart
@papayer
3 ай бұрын
_cut to him tapping away at his phone in the bathroom_ 'hey OIC can you spot me $30 for Olive Garden'
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
I need money for my Hoganmoon.
@DreySlayking
3 ай бұрын
Spending a lot of money on a wedding is stupid! That money can be spent pulling Hogans!!
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
Unlike many marriages, your wrestling roster never leaves you
@manoftherainshorts9075
3 ай бұрын
One wedding is probably dozens and dozens of gin bottles!
@manoftherainshorts9075
3 ай бұрын
One wedding is probably dozens and dozens of gin bottles!
@GCurseProductions
3 ай бұрын
"Congratulations you got in debt for the next 10 years, because you got married and spent so much money". This is coming from the POS that had to claim bankruptcy for his poor financial choices. I love the irony.
@jeffoff7795
3 ай бұрын
And who spent over $100k on WWE Champions.
@GCurseProductions
3 ай бұрын
@@jeffoff7795 Exactly. OMG. I'm watching another video from Doody and he's done the math so far he's spent $21,000 this year so far. He's anticipating at least possibly $42,000 by the end of the year in WWE Champions. You know that Philbert will lose his mind if his account gets banned and he loses all that money he's invested. He will have such a meltdown it would make Wings and Chris Chan seem minor in comparison.
@KnightspaceORG
3 ай бұрын
That is indeed coming from a dude who got 11 credit cards to be able to travel to tournaments he kept losing in
@GCurseProductions
3 ай бұрын
@@KnightspaceORG He was never taught the value of money.
@jstring
3 ай бұрын
Dsps wedding sounds miserable. We got married at my parents house and went to Olive Garden. A day full of meaningful khantent guise.
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
He definitely went to olive garden. When he offered to give khet a tour of Italy, she was disappointed when it turned out to just be an entree on the menu
@Pikkabuu
3 ай бұрын
@@Bicilixarmy Entree? Do you think that DSP is made of money? They had the main course and DSP threw a fit as the food wasn't robust enough so that the place gave them deserts for free as an apology. Then they drove to the pet store to look at the animals.
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
@@Pikkabuu good call. He ate 90% of it and then demanded to speak to manager for a refund
@gregofthelake
3 ай бұрын
If he doesn't get the ad revenue, then why does he care if it gets demonetized?
@Nathan_Coley
3 ай бұрын
No super thanks then
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
Because he’s lying. He does get ad revenue. Every now and then a video might get claimed but mostly he gets the revenue
@jgrosse5554
3 ай бұрын
@@Nathan_Coleyyes, he might miss out on all the $0.12 he will get from those.
@leradmuiel7634
3 ай бұрын
Phil is definitely noticing a dip in the financials.
@Nathan_Coley
3 ай бұрын
GOOD
@miked237
3 ай бұрын
Not enough of one, unfortunately. Otherwise he’d do the smart thing for once in his pampered life and get a job.
@ceophilosopher7173
3 ай бұрын
Not enough to stop spending money on Hogan JPEGS.
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
Merely it’s been 1-3 dents dropping the big tips. Elden ring he had 1 dent drop 123 dollars for stardew valley he had Jordan drop 50 and anon drop 55
@confusedbadger6275
3 ай бұрын
They're all OIC sock accounts, he's the only one who'll drop that sort of dollar.
@LaowaiinFuzou
3 ай бұрын
dudes clearly got a chip on his shoulder about wealthy parents. By the way he speaks you'd think he grew up with a dirt poor family rather than the comfortably middle class one that he actually did have. His wedding, correct me if im wrong, was fully paid for by his parents so he can't talk about it when mentioning cost.
@420bengalfan
3 ай бұрын
david went to an elite private school so in comparison to other kids he was probably on the lower end of income. He now assumes he grew up poor instead of pper middle class who werent as rich as the kiods he went to scxhool with
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
I think the wedding ark Phil was constantly begging for money for his back taxes and it’s believed that he used that money for the wedding. Could be wrong though
@confusedbadger6275
3 ай бұрын
And his parents offered to pay for THEIR honeymoon but Phil took it and used it to pay off HIS back taxes.
@floatinghamstick
3 ай бұрын
@@confusedbadger6275scamming his own parents and they still don't question where they went wrong.
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
@@floatinghamstick no they know what kind of son they have. They agreed to help Phil pay his taxes and also helped with the whole bankruptcy arc.
@SRH-mp6zu
3 ай бұрын
Wow nice wedding day Phil. Going to the courthouse with mom and dad then dinner at Olive Garden, followed by a night at the holiday Inn.
@morsorcus8152
3 ай бұрын
Which included sleeping with a pillow wall between them or he made her sleep on the floor.
@gregofthelake
3 ай бұрын
Goes all out doesn't he? Amazing he was single as long as he was.
@dustinsisk1809
3 ай бұрын
Lol..he said with close family and friends...sooo his parents and parents friends!!🤣😅
@Tatoebot
3 ай бұрын
Bro got married and on his wedding day got two separate beds😂. Regarded.
@OnlyGhostType
3 ай бұрын
Im so sick of the tip reminders and beg.... We know bro... Ffs
@jjjordan3881
3 ай бұрын
He's so jealous of ppl with money. What a clown.
@T171OO
3 ай бұрын
DSP had a small wedding and still had to file bankruptcy. He has no place judging others on how much they spend!
@mauriciohiure2192
3 ай бұрын
DSP, the guy that had his wedding in his parents living room with no friends attending at all because he doesn't have any, that went to eat Pizza with his wife after the whole ordeal and never had a honeymoon is mad that most people wants to ACTUALLY make their weddings all about being memorable and having fun 🤣🤣🤣, the jokes write themselves with this dood
@MaztRPwn
3 ай бұрын
Even I’m not a big wedding guy but I still see the novelty in the party. Phil is a lost cause.
@SirGriefALot
3 ай бұрын
I love how he reminds people that it's the last chance to give him money. (Until he turns the camera on again.)
@11Christys11
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a cheap wedding Phil. Surprised he didn’t expect tips to pay for it.
@JamesMorgan-ne8qu
3 ай бұрын
Tips and his parents paid for it.
@chrisdanks6447
3 ай бұрын
Didn't his latest WWE champions bill come in at $1500 ? Such a damned scam artist.
@dustinsisk1809
3 ай бұрын
Lol..i urge you to support then calls someone stupid!!🤣😅
@MattyLight816
3 ай бұрын
Phils "wedding night" sounds more like a high school prom night than a wedding night 😂
@Bicilixarmy
3 ай бұрын
Not a good analogy, some people got lucky on prom
@FallicIdol
3 ай бұрын
I got laid on my prom night
@daddybrian11
3 ай бұрын
It’s all about money and food to dsp
@dvaritek434
3 ай бұрын
And booze, and sweaty jpegs, and shaming people, and being a narcissist.
@vulgardisplayofpink5668
3 ай бұрын
And gin
@GinSoakedBrain
3 ай бұрын
I though the RE-Acks channel was only to be "funded" by memberships? Hmmmmm.
@myquest666420
3 ай бұрын
Imagine a DSP begging compilation. It could be 20 hours long at least.
@UglyMonsta
3 ай бұрын
That's generous 😂😂
@Maxehs
3 ай бұрын
Very generous to make it so short
@nahualito
3 ай бұрын
Wait I thought that is what the pre-stream is for? he condenses all the begging for the stream so if you are going to miss it you get it there and then you donate and leave. It even makes sense on why some people only drop cash in the pre-stream. 🤣
@morsorcus8152
3 ай бұрын
It would be a year long if you included every time he did it.
@ActionJacksonForever
3 ай бұрын
No one would be sane enough to edit that lol
@elainewalls1965
3 ай бұрын
At least people who spend thousands of dollars on a wedding have something to show for it as opposed to spending thousands on a mobile game. I guess he could take screenshots of his rankings, print them out and hang them on a wall.
@Silenthilldude87
3 ай бұрын
The future is great, I'm happy with my life. I'm a professional gambler, I have an obese wife that pretends to love me, a cat that I buy food for every Thursday, I'm happy being a beggar online, the best job I ever had. I'm really happy right now.
@-suphur
3 ай бұрын
Didn't his parents foot the bill for his wedding, including flying their asses out there?
@ogueyratogeyrat7448
3 ай бұрын
yup
@MinecwaftBeans
3 ай бұрын
Its like if you had a sandwich shop right, but instead of making sandwiches you were bad at elden ring and commited tax fraud
@bbqking68
3 ай бұрын
Phil doesn't have to worry about having too many people at his next religious ceremony, at funeral there'll be only a backhoe operator, the state will bury him in unmarked cheap grave, and the rest of the internet will sigh a sign of relief. 6:27
@dvaritek434
3 ай бұрын
I would attend. Id bring all of fills friends from his past: tiny cardboard cutouts of the sweaty jpegs he cherished most. I will even play the wwec fight music (does it even exist) as he is lowered in.
@zeakurthetractor
3 ай бұрын
Ill be their to poor some gin for the fallen pig
@MetalsirenIXI
3 ай бұрын
Bro had a wedding at his parents house, went to Olive Garden then a motel six.
@doodystreams
3 ай бұрын
And no sex
@Fluctuatingmiasma
3 ай бұрын
Happy people definitely go on rants over tiny insignificant issues every day
@sswpp8908
3 ай бұрын
I'm not going to make fun of Phil for the way he got married because my fiance and I have agreed we don't want much for our wedding either. What's pathetic is that Phil and Kat have been married for 5 years and haven't had, nor likely will have, a happier day together than one consisting solely of eating Italian food and spending the night in a hotel room.
@WASD-MVME
3 ай бұрын
That's fine I would rather have a low key wedding and save for a badass honeymoon/vacation
@GreyFox2000
3 ай бұрын
@@WASD-MVME they never went on a honeymoon. He used the honeymoon funds that were gifted to them for "taxes"
@WASD-MVME
3 ай бұрын
@@GreyFox2000 total scumbag he could have taken her on a little cruise or something I know there is a cruise terminal in Seattle but the man is stone cold addicted to this mobile games anything and everything that detracts from those funds it's a no go. I took my wife on a week cruise to Belize and Honduras/Mexico it was super affordable he spends that much on Hogan's a month easy
@elroywrong
3 ай бұрын
how is 1up a scam? they are cheap lil game cabinets like who told him they were pro level at the price of 120 bucks...casual novelty equals scam...?
@zeakurthetractor
3 ай бұрын
Yes
@thepringleman4886
3 ай бұрын
Phil’s parents did pay for his wedding and for his WiFi on plane iirc. He’s exactly the entitled people that he’s complaining about
@the21stsergeant
3 ай бұрын
The amount he talks about money and reminds the exact same people every day what his goals and how he wants you to achieve them for him is is absolutely insane.
@MaztRPwn
3 ай бұрын
6:26 Now Phil I also hate the idea of spending excessive amounts on weddings but, you’re in debt anyway by your own dumbassery. Throwing stones from your glass house…
@meteorologist4life
3 ай бұрын
He is so pathetic, he made over $100 yesterday and YET HE'S STILL NOT SATISFIED!
@wong8706
3 ай бұрын
Only a gacha addict like Fill would think that “submissions-tier” is a tantalizing option. Imagine paying for the CHANCE to have your submission watched.
@pflaute
3 ай бұрын
Every clip is a troll video. Phill always has a way to have a bad or hypocritical take
@chrispomeroy8020
3 ай бұрын
PSA for everyone! Let us not forget that DSPs definition of balls to the wall fun memories of his wedding day are that they ate Italian food and spent time in a hotel 😂😂😂
@JamesMorgan-ne8qu
3 ай бұрын
Mr potato head needs that money!
@rockmanraiden6627
3 ай бұрын
But your mother paid for your wedding, Phil.
@ogueyratogeyrat7448
3 ай бұрын
no way he paying anything other than hogan
@TheFiend83
3 ай бұрын
He said back in the day he was boring and rude to people online.... thats you now.... lol
@papayer
3 ай бұрын
It's a work in prahgress dood!!!
@_Super_Hans_
3 ай бұрын
People have already paid to submit the videos
@C_J_79
3 ай бұрын
Get a job Phil.
@JosephJamesScott
3 ай бұрын
Philip spent as much on his wedding as he did on his business.
@papayer
3 ай бұрын
Dude who had to file for bankruptcy over a mobile game and had a wedding at his parents' house saying wedding ceremonies are 'a waste of money'. Sometimes I feel bad for this guy.
@papayer
3 ай бұрын
Also for the love of God, it's 'INVOLVED' not 'INVAWHLVED'. Learn to speak properly.
@addiemarieruhome
3 ай бұрын
LOL at him saying how idiotic it is to go into debt to have a big fancy wedding. That’s rich coming from the guy who maxed out several credit cards to play a children’s arcade game in a sweaty room full of dudes. That’s more what Phil is into, sweaty dudes
@doublebogey6273
3 ай бұрын
"My goal is for you guys to give me at least $50 by the end of the night, just to let you know" lol
@Pescatore
3 ай бұрын
Phil went bankrupt and never had a wedding 😂
@carloshill
3 ай бұрын
He had a wedding at his parents house probably went to the olive garden for dinner then a cheap motel where instead of having a intimate moment with his wife like any other newlywed would he was arguing with trolls on twitter during his honeymoon pathetic
@thebigbient8736
3 ай бұрын
Future looks bright! 😂looks like the walls are closing in from here! 😂
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
9:26 did he just say like a week ago that he was not happy and that he hatted having to stream almost everyday? 😂
@Oddrat255
3 ай бұрын
OIC couldn’t tip because he has to save his disability check for Stardent Valley
@adale72893
3 ай бұрын
Wonder who Phil’s best man was
@stkjuice
3 ай бұрын
1:41 I thought that the membership price was because he was already expecting the video to not be monetized ? Huh
@baladi921
3 ай бұрын
Soy boy Philup
@inferno5988
3 ай бұрын
Phil, keep Christ out of your mouth.
@SheppDawgg
3 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is haunting
@norscout3031
3 ай бұрын
Hes swapping from apple to androud? Will his WWE champions accpunt transfer???
@J-Tex-Corporation
3 ай бұрын
Also, aren't they PAYING MEMBERS? So they have to pay him to watch it and then pay him when he watches it? Hell of an idea.
@doug8474
3 ай бұрын
Paying that goofball to watch videos for them. I thought paying him to play video games was bad but this is pathetic
@D0UGLA5.F
3 ай бұрын
The man who filed bankruptcy giving advice on saving money.
@myestro4life
3 ай бұрын
"If you like it, please support it..." Obviously, he thinks his supporters have piss-poor memories, since he does that every half hour.
@pmcelraft
3 ай бұрын
I’ve got to stretch my legs, OHHHH, THAT FEELS GOOD, OHHHHHHH
@SuperChatsRNotTips
3 ай бұрын
Phil says you cant submit kids only or adults only content cause it will be demonetized but now guys support the stream cause he doesnt make much ad revenue cause the whole stream usually gets demonetized😂 well then why cant ya submit the kids/adults only clips😂 he talks out of both sides of his mouth and the dents are so damn dumb he can contridict himself in the same sentence and they dont notice
@davidgregory2434
3 ай бұрын
Imagine having a small wedding and in more debt than someone with a lavish wedding
@StitchesBustinonaplane69
3 ай бұрын
Guaranteed Phil didn’t get any ass on his wedding day
@pheonixgray6078
3 ай бұрын
If he makes next to nothing with ad revenue, why does he care so much about getting demonized? To the point of not watching a clip someone paid 20$ for him to watch?
@KiwiHavok777
3 ай бұрын
It’s always begging with DSP
@Ridiculousman3
3 ай бұрын
I love how hes the only one who has turned reacting into a funded channel. I have never heard someone on a react channel ask for money in exchange for watching videos...they just watch them🤷♂️ hes so disgusting and gets everything wrong and nothing correct, correct?
@stroier1
3 ай бұрын
Soon as they finish the Argentina arc that membership total is gunna plummet
@doesntmatter5857
3 ай бұрын
Imagine all the Hogans the cake alone could have pulled dood!
@nyos22
3 ай бұрын
Tip, super chat, super sticker, super thanks, membership, gifted membership, direct access to your bank account, your credit card number, conservatorship... So many ways to support poor old dave!
@bbqking68
3 ай бұрын
Went to hotel where we'd already been sleeping together for several months so there's no real meaning to another sexual encounter. But to try and relieve guilt of the past mistakes. 6:04
@fatal85
3 ай бұрын
Just because he doesnt like the 1up arcades doesn't mean that the people who bought them were scammed. This is a guy who thinks everyone's trying to scam him. The garbage disposal company for sending a local plumber to fix his sink, He expected them to fly some plumber in from corporate headquarters or something. The vet for wanting to run a blood test on his cat. She never mentioned blood test before, so it must be a scam or maybe your cat is getting old. Max's main point about why the cabinets were cool was that it meant Capcom and Marvel were still talking. The last thing they did together was MVC: Infinite and that was a bust. So this was just a little glint of hope. Considering we're getting the MVC fighting collection later this year. It seems it was worth having hope.
@CrescentCannon
3 ай бұрын
6:33 Has the never to laugh at someone going ten years in doubt due to wedding cost. Meanwhile, captain snorts here maxes out 13 credits just to attend gaming tournaments and lose money bets. On top of that, filed for bankruptcy cause he couldn’t pay the cards off. Absolute joke.
@derek258crusco5
3 ай бұрын
I love when Phil makes no money it’s so great
@timminator9000
3 ай бұрын
A smart man would keep his reservations to himself in order to maximize his profits, but Phil.... Phil can't help himself from insulting everyone for the smallest thing.
@ogueyratogeyrat7448
3 ай бұрын
imagine lying about your parent pay whole thing
@zeakurthetractor
3 ай бұрын
Dont take risk, my wedding was the best way to do it. Ive been to biggish weddings that were fantastic. Also he urges you to beg ur parent’s for a big wedding
@MaztRPwn
3 ай бұрын
9:01 And here’s another moment of getting called out and getting defensive and playing dumb.
@UmbreonxUmbreon
3 ай бұрын
Like a true fiend
@Caleb_Collects7
3 ай бұрын
5 begs in a 2 hour span 😂
@dustinsisk1809
3 ай бұрын
Well id rather be in debt for a costly wedding than pulling sweaty men on a mobile game😅🤣
@Mr__Geno
3 ай бұрын
Beg Burnell, his father must be embarrassed.
@Manta_GTJ
3 ай бұрын
Id of been embarrassed as his dad waaay before he started begging
@morsorcus8152
3 ай бұрын
The best day Phil has spent with his wife was going to the courthouse with his parents and no friends (he doesnt have any and she lived in a different state). Getting a marriage certificate. Eating at Olive Garden. And finally culminating with a night of hotel tv and no sex. My god he sucks at life.
@Melancholic-stoic
3 ай бұрын
Wow what a sad wedding
@GTAFranchise69
3 ай бұрын
Surely it's the individual video editing applications that make the difference not what computer you're using, assuming they're available on your setup.
@Deadman1000
3 ай бұрын
I like that Phil is so out of touch he thinks everyone takes out loans to pay for things. The man's never worked an honesty day in his life so I guess it makes sense
@pmcelraft
3 ай бұрын
Bogarde lol, he didn’t understand botard
@Wubbie213
3 ай бұрын
His levels of paranoia are unreal
@trailmix4715
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for keeping me in the know Doody, stopped following for a bit, but came back and well, it's still the same, lol.
@doodystreams
3 ай бұрын
Glad you're back
@TheFiend83
3 ай бұрын
Isnt having the memberships for clips the payment for this stream... lol. Wants tips for hogans so bad. Been getting so desperate lately. Something is going on.
@derek258crusco5
3 ай бұрын
Why does Phil think he is worth at least $50 a stream what does he bring to the table that he thinks he’s worth that. Phil brings nothing to the table
@hunterontherun807
3 ай бұрын
It's, the tips goal's fault. 🐽
@jordanbaker2880
3 ай бұрын
I really do think that in Phil’s head, as long as he puts the word “ please “ in there somewhere then it “ isn’t begging “ Of course in this vid at one point he drops that completely and “ urges “ people to tip 😂
@numberonedad
3 ай бұрын
what if someone hawked a gamer chair without fully vetting it
@lost_frames
3 ай бұрын
Khat got no honeymoon, cue whiterun
@Cloud777-7
3 ай бұрын
I appreciate HAMM on the thumbnail
@elguapo4268
3 ай бұрын
Not everyone puts themselves in debt for a wedding lmao. They save as a couple because they've been together longer than 6 months and don't let their parents force them to get married lol
@wafflebunny123
3 ай бұрын
dsp looking like a shop npc in a ps2 game
@jimr6560
3 ай бұрын
My father would of turned his back on me while he was alive if he raised a beggar instead of a man.
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