Fade in: INT. VINNY'S COSMIC LOUNGE - NIGHT
Narrator: The lounge is a hub of interstellar mingling, neon signs casting a galactic glow over patrons from across the universe. MIKE and DAN beam in, their suits crinkled like space foil, eyes wide with cosmic wonder. They float over to the bar and signal the bartender.
VINNY (bartender): What's the tale Star voyagers? You two look like you've just dodged a black hole!
MIKE: You're close Vinny! We've been through allot today, and expecting a wormhole of weirdness tonight.
Narrator: A figure at the end of the bar, Chocolate Thunder (alien incognito disguised as a beautiful vixen) observes them, with eyes that could outshine supernovas and a bossom that mesmerizes her victims. Otto sits next him fondling a small rod that looks like an inergalactic thermometer. Watching Otto fondling the rod, Chocolate Thunder begins to feel an odd sensation. If he had balls, it would be as though, they were tingling with electricity.
Chocolate Thunder (to himself) If we probe these humans, it could possibly go down in the annals of universal history.
Narator: Mike sensing her otherworldly gaze, deflects it with chit-chat.
MIKE: -So Vinny, picked up any cosmic chatter in this sector?
VINNY: The usual asteroid belts and the occasional UFO fly-by. But keep your antennas up. You never know when the next anomaly will pop up.
Narrator: Chocolate Thunder glides over to MIKE, his smile stretching to an unnaturally wide orbit.
Chocolate Thunder: I believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing? I believe in miracles, since you came along, Earth specimen -Your aura is- is most captivating. It's been a long time coming, keep doing what your doing, you sexy thing.
MIKE: (quirking an eyebrow) I'm Open to new galaxies of friendship, sure, but you're tripping my alien alert alarm.
Narrator: Otto murmurs into his beer softly;
Otto: Merely a friendly probe. And perhaps... a short excursion?
Narrator: MIKE's survival instincts kick into hyperdrive, but before he can warp out, Chocolate Thunder's disguise glitches, transforming him from a beautiful vixen into his true form, causing a ripple of gasps as Chocolate Thunder exposes his testicles proudly to everyone within the lounge.
Chocolate Thunder: Hold on sweet thing, don't fight it. I want to guide you through boundless realms together, transcending the limits of time and space. Where I shall drive my chariot down your streets and cry, hey its me, I'm dynamite, and I don't know why.
Narrator: Otto feels his interest rising, as he looks upon Chocolate Thunder's testicles quivering, while reaching for Mike.
Otto: Under the present brutal and primitive conditions, every person should be anally probed. In conclusion there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
Vinny: The universe contains a maybe.
DWMW episode six:
www.minds.com/Roger_Hanson/blog/dwmw-eposide-six-edit-two-1636967666113581065
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