Joe and Duncan have worked for them for a while don’t be stupid y’all
@cia4393
4 жыл бұрын
CHEECH whar yu taljin bout
@Nxtlvlfathersfaithfitness
4 жыл бұрын
IPO
@thehandliesthandle
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks CIA for clearing it up
@victoralley708
4 жыл бұрын
We know you fund JRE...
@Thunderchicken69
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan really acting like he didn’t get the job and his first assignment was to convince Joe to join them.
@mq6389
4 жыл бұрын
Wortem lol
@rut3ch
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahe that's brilliant hehehe
@iifguo8531
4 жыл бұрын
Very obvious
@sammii213
4 жыл бұрын
That's why he's lost the ghillie suit, he's in disguise right now
@africaart
4 жыл бұрын
Joe is CIA
@DH-rt3fk
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Can I smoke weed and work for the CIA? CIA: No, but you can smuggle this plane full of cocaine if you want.
@andreiven4653
4 жыл бұрын
well, its just about joining not working
@notsure9735
4 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold, lol.
@SolarNight771
4 жыл бұрын
didnt even see this before i basically posted the same comment lmfao
@Asgardos08
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@zanesteele3435
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@acitocorabao9616
4 жыл бұрын
"You dont have to wear a wire anymore, just carry your phone" is my new favorite statement
@mspiper2852
3 жыл бұрын
Is your new favorite statement prior to entering an area, “Put your phone in the bag?” 😘
@marjineptune5259
2 жыл бұрын
Phone stays in car.
@FranciscoNieves-db8hi
2 жыл бұрын
Do you want me to find you? You seem to comment the stupidest comments like I can't find you.
@britishwordplay4335
2 жыл бұрын
Constant recording, GPS, documentation, pics, videos. Made for society to be social, yet really made to monitor
@odder5154
2 жыл бұрын
@@mspiper2852 Watches exist
@nathandust
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: “What’s an asset?” Duncan: “A Friend.” 😂
@alex-cj9mb
4 жыл бұрын
ya paren todo. ya ni modo
@mr.anonymous5501
4 жыл бұрын
A friend, or a friendly, is a common way of down playing an allie.
@DarbyCDoll
4 жыл бұрын
a friend with benefits
@The_dude94
4 жыл бұрын
Yep. He definitely got hired when he applied for the job. That's such a vague answer that only someone that "knows something (top secret)" would say!
@keithremedy
4 жыл бұрын
Dakota Lowe 🤦🏻♂️
@jopo7996
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan looks like a long haul trucker that only delivers weed and frisbees.
@paxotium7971
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dylankane9709
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@RazzerCro
4 жыл бұрын
why does that sound so fucking on point
@robertstage5
4 жыл бұрын
Believable, until you said he delivers weed. :)
@unicornswag888
4 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurate this is.
@notschramm3461
4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever thought of a blue butterfly, Joe?" -asset has been activated
@tonyh1345
4 жыл бұрын
What does that mean tho
@nathanribeiro7687
4 жыл бұрын
Tony Harding Im wondering this too
@noneyabiznazz
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@setphaze
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MrBradshawbenjamin
4 жыл бұрын
@@tonyh1345 presumably he imagined one when Duncan said blue butterfly
@MrHimypeeps
4 жыл бұрын
"Can I ask you a question that will make people think you're a CIA agent?" "Sure." ~Puff of smoke blows across screen~
@Neon4ty7
4 жыл бұрын
The best
@allaroundamazing7007
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it killed me.
@maajoour
3 жыл бұрын
puff of smoke...!!!! lol!
@aumahnaherenow8274
4 ай бұрын
Joe quick changes conversation 😂
@Nevermind-kk4sr
4 жыл бұрын
CIA: Hey don't tell anyone you applied for the CIA Duncan: *Goes on JRE* Guess what I just did!
@Michael89240
4 жыл бұрын
Damn Nevermind CIA doesn’t care
@chriscostello117
4 жыл бұрын
Damn Nevermind dude, hang this joke format up chump. Let this shit go and do your best a finding some originality. Just try and conceive an original thought kid.
@chappy0690
4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more, it's not going to happen though because all these brainless kids on youtube cant think for themselves, they just steal stupid comments that weren't funny when the OP posted them. We need to line them all up and execute them so the pointless CUNTS cant reproduce.
@Nevermind-kk4sr
4 жыл бұрын
@@chriscostello117 Lmao chill guy, it's just KZitem comments you don't need to get that upset over them. Btw you're totally the first person to use the insult "you're not even original, conceive an original idea" try going somewhere else to dump your shit lol.
@Nevermind-kk4sr
4 жыл бұрын
@@chappy0690 wtf? Lol?? Bro why are you taking KZitem comment that serious lmao? You good?
@thomdrolet2624
4 жыл бұрын
"The cia is bound by federal law" lol.
@gregschmidt6963
4 жыл бұрын
A Fucking Leaf Hardly
@YaYa-lj8ln
4 жыл бұрын
Bound by no law...that’s the issue
@thomdrolet2624
4 жыл бұрын
@@gregschmidt6963 what point did you think I was making?
@jakedonald7934
4 жыл бұрын
I like your name and your picture
@singhatar0912
4 жыл бұрын
Greg Schmidt you have the same name as my homie who slings bud hahahah
@doppelmeyer
4 жыл бұрын
“Jamie would you mind pulling that up” This man is a living saint
@dawnsredemptiongaming5567
3 жыл бұрын
He asked under his breath “why do I have to do this” right after the question
@ellamayoxoxo9510
3 жыл бұрын
@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 who did?
@dawnsredemptiongaming5567
3 жыл бұрын
@@ellamayoxoxo9510 Jamie did
@michaeljohnston565
2 жыл бұрын
@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 That's impressive. I can't believe you heard that! nice. lol
@estern001
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe. You said your lines perfectly. I can't imagine anything bad happening to you.
@garyd5601
4 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like the bush that joe had on a while ago
@Xxsnip3r126xX
4 жыл бұрын
This was actually funny
@qball0020
4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit he does
@chaosdweller
4 жыл бұрын
TBH they both kinda sound like they just did a line of coke
@benfrank8649
4 жыл бұрын
He kind of talks like Steve-O from Jackass I thought
@Rahavin1
4 жыл бұрын
@Code _V_83 Dude, they wouldn't even be talking.
@jz4087
4 жыл бұрын
Joe sounded more and more like an asset by the end of the vid.
@HazeAroundtheWorld
4 жыл бұрын
*asshat Jk
@bgilley8199
4 жыл бұрын
Consider this, it's highly likely that at least one person Joe has had on the program is an active CIA or NSA agent (aside from Mike Baker). Given all the socially influential people he's had on, it seems unlikely that none of them are agents.
@decentperson1523
4 жыл бұрын
Yup...oblivious Joe getting used as an asset once more
@bennewman1578
4 жыл бұрын
He was literally joking he says it at the end...
@yeti2237
3 жыл бұрын
He kept making it worse and worse
@revandarklordsith
4 жыл бұрын
I like how Rogan didnt answer the question and went on a rant about how the CIA is awesome.
@magnus_cockstrong
4 жыл бұрын
asset sounds friendlier than "local the CIA is blackmailing."
@lordapollo3309
4 жыл бұрын
eric foster so if I were to possibly apply, do you think some fr would blackmail me? I’m sure some probably would
@magnus_cockstrong
4 жыл бұрын
@@lordapollo3309 the CIA would blackmail you if you had something or access to something they wanted, probably not if you just applied for a job lol.
@JohnDoe69986
3 жыл бұрын
It's a brutal and complicated world and the stakes are so very high up in this house of cards
@siberianstuntman3344
2 жыл бұрын
What looking for rats remember your looking for M.I.C.E
@5stringmikey
4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Duncan's voice is like listening to the Girlfriend that I never wanted.
@tylerm8145
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not 100% sure what that means, but it sorta feels right? I fucking love Duncan's voice so much dude
@issacnewton9443
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an ugly lady but a good girlfriend lol
@tehrage4044
4 жыл бұрын
I love his voice
@urbanguerrilla8301
4 жыл бұрын
Lol it sounds like a chick who's been smoking meth for years
@ripdajacker23
4 жыл бұрын
Voice reminds me of the dude that is the bartender in Deadpool. Don’t know his name lol
@colonelkenpachi5009
4 жыл бұрын
I swear to God that one of these days Jaimie is going to get Joe to pull some shit up.
@swingking1294
4 жыл бұрын
Colonel Kenpachi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ImADolphin
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Joe, pull up the A I got in physics."
@mynextcartobuy
4 жыл бұрын
Colonel Kenpachi Underrated Comment 👍
@Nedula007
2 жыл бұрын
Hey jamie, pull up my pants
@cerebralm
4 жыл бұрын
"That said, if you can set shit on fire with your mind while stoned, come talk to us." LMFAOOO
@RybackTV
4 жыл бұрын
CIA resumes while stoned, lol.
@mohamede6017
2 жыл бұрын
Ryback ❤️
@jasoncoomer1226
4 жыл бұрын
*Everything was a joke until Joe got defensive and blew his own cover...* The sound of Ducans voice immediately after was stunned...
@sebione3576
4 жыл бұрын
Who's Ducan
@IGotBoergs
3 жыл бұрын
Sebi One the other guy lmao
@d.structive2633
3 жыл бұрын
@@IGotBoergs What other guy?
@madisonkimsey352
3 жыл бұрын
@@d.structive2633 lmaooo
@PhantomLordOG
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@jp-cc3sh
4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to get high and apply for the role of Chancellor in Germany.
@brianbarcus5853
4 жыл бұрын
That's what Hitler said.
@NightOwlGamingz
4 жыл бұрын
jp I’m going to get high
@willtoiner8491
4 жыл бұрын
High yet?
@kkona3868
4 жыл бұрын
get high with me broski ^-^
@GoatRoper911
4 жыл бұрын
You could do no worse than Merkel.
@scottyscott1898
4 жыл бұрын
Why does Joe sound like he’s in the CIA?
@villiamspencer1554
3 жыл бұрын
cus he is
@profanepersonality
3 жыл бұрын
@@villiamspencer1554 because you're in the CIA.
@jeremylecocq826
3 жыл бұрын
because he is, Joey Diaz said so
@lifemusic1980
4 жыл бұрын
I adore Duncan especially after watching The Midnight Gospel. What a beautiful show.
@misMurder831
4 жыл бұрын
0:12 a faint "why do i have to do this" by Jamie... Poor lad
@ByBilal
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@nAb-IlIIlIlIll
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@G_L_S
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph
4 жыл бұрын
Thats your Job Jamie! You’re lucky Joe didn’t hear you or that’d have been your food for the next week.
@ulrichill9307
4 жыл бұрын
CrimsonRyuu He said “oh i have to do this” referring he might apply.
@J.R.Swish1
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: Jamie pull that up Guests: Hey Jamie would you mind pulling that up
@Boulderair
4 жыл бұрын
Young Jamie knows his place with Joe
@yungbfresh1
4 жыл бұрын
I like Gavin McInnis nonchalantly calls Jamie " the nerd". "have the nerd look it up".
@fredbowles8470
4 жыл бұрын
Joe pays him to get stoned and look things up. As the employer of such a sweet gig he is straight with him when he needs to do his job.
@MrEazyE357
4 жыл бұрын
Joe pays Jamie very well. The guests don't.
@voltorb433
4 жыл бұрын
He is paid to "pull that up"
@aintworriedboutnothing7598
4 жыл бұрын
These two are brilliant together. Duncan should be on every podcast, he imagination is amazing
@marcussanchez4278
4 жыл бұрын
I know who I am: I’m a dude playing a dude ,disguised as another dude.
@MrKellyv1
3 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@orbathealien8868
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, "you people?"
@nickwilson8429
4 жыл бұрын
JFK didn't seem to think the CIA was a benefit to the country when he said "I will splinter you into a thousand pieces, and scatter you to the winds".
@straightastudent683
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's a good way to get got saying that.
@TruckerLuci
3 жыл бұрын
But they did that to his brain
@JR-kc8jx
3 жыл бұрын
@@TruckerLuci no the investigation that the cia did said that lee Harvey oswald acted alone and they didn’t do it. Nice try though.
@finished6267
3 жыл бұрын
@@TruckerLuci watch the 'film' again buddy. They did that to your brain. That's what they do.
@dragon9372
2 жыл бұрын
@@JR-kc8jx bAHHHHHHHHHHH
@evilspock4714
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “psycho eyes” Rogaine explaining CIA
@iHaveTheDocuments
4 жыл бұрын
Joe thinks psycho eyes is like a high level comedic move. He does it in his stand up all the time, it's cringe.
@zPhresh
4 жыл бұрын
Rogaine 🧔🏾
@TehMadCow
4 жыл бұрын
Bobby lee calls Joe “buff eyes” lol
@michaelp2952
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty fuckn good
@chicagoliightsx
4 жыл бұрын
@@zPhreshIkr? Lol! Looks like someone typed that in a few times, and it auto-corrected🤣
@theplug5660
4 жыл бұрын
0:08 listen how nicely he asks Jamie that compared to joes “Jamie pull that up“ casue Jamie knows if he disobeyes he’s getting the belt
@janhi47
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@sfhie
3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear Jamie say softly just after, "Why do I have to do this?"
@noirxplorer3185
4 жыл бұрын
Trussell is perfect for Clancy's voice. I feel like Clancy animated him.
@keeganburr1057
4 жыл бұрын
Clancy is just in his console rn amd trussell is his vessel
@jacintoyakkk5502
3 жыл бұрын
What is Clancy ? Someone explain
@adamj8866
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacintoyakkk5502 hopefully you know this by now since your comment is a year old but for you and anyone reading this, clancy is duncans character in a show called midnight gospel on netflix. its one of the coolest chillest shows
@buffalotitan6123
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the time I requested a Top Level Security Clearance from the Government through Email. And they sent me an auto-response saying they'll get back to me after this Corona Virus thing. Lol
@davidsvenk4047
4 жыл бұрын
lmao, stay strapped son
@chell272
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they pay the guy who clicks "Trash" or "Forward".
@beattrixkiddo2725
4 жыл бұрын
The quickest way to get a clearance is join the military with a job requiring a clearance :))
@beattrixkiddo2725
4 жыл бұрын
@mrpimpinwhiteguy Yeah...I know. I can tell you with complete certainty that any job in the CIA will require a clearance. :) and yes of course, a background investigation would be conducted prior to receiving said clearance, that's how any clearance at any level works. Depending on the clearance, the background investigation may be more or less thorough...sometimes requiring a poly depending on ones job position, description, and direct employer. You're preaching to the choir here haha.
@beattrixkiddo2725
4 жыл бұрын
mrpimpinwhiteguy Okay well I’ll just put it this way. If someone wants to get a high level clearance and are eligible for a job in the military that requires a high level clearance, all they have to do is take that job and they’ll get that clearance(with a clean enough record, of course) it is literally that easy. A background investigation is underway while said service member is doing their training, all the able they are able to do classified shit with their interim clearance that the DoD grants them while the clearance is pending. I’m saying this from experience not just googling bud. If one day doesn’t have a high level clearance and wants to apply for a job that requires one and say gets that job, that employer would first have to pay around $100,000 from start to finish for their worker to obtain a clearance with all the investigation effort and time taken. Do you get what I’m saying?
@pimpsimp8934
4 жыл бұрын
0:12 anyone else hear Jamie go “why do I have to do this”
@greischwitz
4 жыл бұрын
Lol wow
@werddnommah7417
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@undercoverboss543
4 жыл бұрын
He said Oh Great before that 😂
@youtubeuser84848
4 жыл бұрын
Jamie getting tired of their shit
@hokozebren
4 жыл бұрын
Best comment bro
@alecazadi-hocking8381
4 жыл бұрын
“We have one asset interviewing another asset at the JRE podcast as we speak.”
@howisthat9738
4 жыл бұрын
Joe acting like he’s not already part of the cia
@Gabiscis
4 жыл бұрын
"you know who is alive today? kim jong-un!" hot take joe...
@SyncMaster731n
4 жыл бұрын
The speed at which that take aged horribly is astounding.
@dairemcgee881
4 жыл бұрын
@@SyncMaster731n fact
@unintentionaleffectiveness4393
4 жыл бұрын
lo-fi cotton eye joe radio or if he turns out to be alive, then Joe maybe knows something we don’t 🤔 😆
@patg9754
4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theorists!!??
@cia4393
4 жыл бұрын
He smokes hella meth with trump
@Iddo97
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "I don't work for the CIA" Rogan
@annabelleanderson4704
3 жыл бұрын
when Duncan said "Can I ask you a question that will probably get made into, like, a youtube clip accusing you of being an asset of the CIA?" and Joe said "sure" and blew a massive cloud of smoke across the table from off screen LOL
@xanderdaniels8284
3 жыл бұрын
Their conversational chemistry is so great
@cartmanbrah8937
4 жыл бұрын
I applied to be a coach for the XFL and for experience I put Madden PlayStation 4
@punxg271
4 жыл бұрын
Cartman Brah! How’s that working out?
@jeffchandler4277
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan and joe should have a permanent podcast show together they are hilarious
@devilsfaun4272
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “Secret CIA Operative” Rogan
@UziIdiot
4 жыл бұрын
It's hardly secret. Listen to him recite the same tired old propaganda
@whoknowsidont.5147
4 жыл бұрын
Yes joe is CIA we know. now recognize My Niggas.
@brandondismang7343
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan: would you mind pulling that up? Jamie: well, I have too
@jaganmaster
4 жыл бұрын
Was it do I have to or well I have to? If it was well I have to that sounds kind if sad lol like he's working for kim jong un or something. Probably has to fabricate authenticity regularly
@GerardoG99
4 жыл бұрын
Funny how Joe didn’t answer Duncan’s question..... look into it 👀
@jayduke3373
4 жыл бұрын
he probably yelled at Duncan after telling him to never pull that shit ever again on this podcast lol
@TheJessC
4 жыл бұрын
Joe works for the CIA he just can't acknowledge it. Which is why he claims to not know about the CIA website.
@kgmsosa8230
4 жыл бұрын
Jay Duke it’s impossible to yell at Duncan
@ngkngk875
4 жыл бұрын
J C Notice how goofy he starts acting at 3:22. So bizarre and it’s obvious he’s deflecting.
@jeffb6276
4 жыл бұрын
I hate that I'm lumped in the same category as you nuts...
@164hozey
4 жыл бұрын
CIA cool with me taking Xanax but I can’t smoke a little pot
@Cheesusrice69222
4 жыл бұрын
People have told me crazy shit while on benzos and dont remember shit after
@MrBob2212
4 жыл бұрын
^^^ after two bars it’s pretty hard to remember the previous day, especially mixed with alcohol.
@davidhooper259
4 жыл бұрын
It’s always a matter of perspective. If you took Xanax not prescribed to you it’s illegal. If you have been prescribed pot by a doctor, under off-label use and research statutes under the FDA and DEA it’s legal. So it’s what you personally can justify. Langley may want someone who can think like that.
@davidhooper259
4 жыл бұрын
Danny G - I agree. Addiction is “the one ring” and only has one master. Any intelligence group wouldnt gambling with a field operative under this premise. It might give them pause on how this hypothetical person’s mind operates but better safe than sorry. However if that individual had a skill set that may interest them like remote viewing, knowledge of languages and or culture, 4chan nerd, etc, they might consider to hip pocket them as a contract agent or field consultant for a very specific operation rather than long term work.
@davidhooper259
4 жыл бұрын
Awakened Mind-shhh. I’m trying to get Mike Baker to get me a job. I really want to know if Biden really does have dementia or is he a Manchurian Candidate.
@DeltaVTX
4 жыл бұрын
10:53 He’s been practicing that one in the mirror.
@1pyroace1
4 жыл бұрын
5:28 wish I can have this on repeat
@jerryriki2731
4 жыл бұрын
"People are evil, trust the CIA and we will protect you. We cant give you the details but trust us, you NEED us", this is a pretty wild few minutes for the JRE podcast
@moicus29
4 жыл бұрын
Before 9/11 and stuff likr Snowden maybe that stuff could be argued by people. But now.... I think its pretty clear that if we keep these organizations, there needs to be a cabinet level nanny who's job it is to convict ppl that fuck up.
jerry riki howd u find this?😳 I had to watch the whole thing after I started
@jerryriki2731
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexromero6662 I've been following the youtuber for awhile, he does good work. The best thing for us to do is spread awareness and try to better ourselves so were prepared for what comes. It's hard.
@jordanhoran9569
4 жыл бұрын
@@moicus29 what if terrorist attacks are planned to make the people believe we need them? 9/11 was pretty suspicious if you ask me
@Headcaser
4 жыл бұрын
Joe blindsided Duncan so badly that it left him stuttering, this was comedic UFC at its finest
@bmcc122
4 жыл бұрын
What
@MrHardcoredrummer
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I think joe was catching Brian on his trust fall lol. Brian looks like he isn’t well rested, to say the least...hope he will be okay.
@Headcaser
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrHardcoredrummer who's brian
@MrHardcoredrummer
4 жыл бұрын
Ha oops idk why I was thinkin Brian. Duncan lol
@voltorb433
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrHardcoredrummer yeah Brian is an absolute wanker
@dmitritelvanni4068
2 жыл бұрын
These two produce the most smile inducing podcasts of all time. I really love the more science oriented episodes and the generally important conversations had on JRE. But when he and Duncan get together, I never learn a damn thing. But goddamn does it bring me a lot of joy.
@chrisloveday4416
2 жыл бұрын
Calling someone an asset gives the connotation that you could also become a liability. Scary.
@Bearbun38
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Kim jong un being alive. This aged well
@Explicitaz83
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@543soldier
4 жыл бұрын
It's a rumor, people have said the same thing before.
@fathergvd
4 жыл бұрын
Event Horizon still a possibility
@KZ_MMA_
4 жыл бұрын
I believe everything I read on the internet too
@jaceunderwood7942
4 жыл бұрын
Josh Daniel was searching for this comment
@MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
4 жыл бұрын
"The CIA is bound by federal law" Lol😃😁😅
@cia4393
4 жыл бұрын
Chill Michael
@novai6554
4 жыл бұрын
CIA 😳😳😳
@BoostedPastime
4 жыл бұрын
The CIA is above the law lol
@MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
4 жыл бұрын
@@cia4393 lolololololololol nice man
@Ontime2day
4 жыл бұрын
CIA= Judge Dredd
@Ashutt92
4 жыл бұрын
Thank god joes been having duncan on more! Most underrated guest ever he used be in all the time back before the podcast really blew up.
@rubyblu21
2 жыл бұрын
I applied for the Australian equivalent, shat bricks when I was given a key code to continue the application 🤣
@jonathanprice3151
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “Molly is like a hot agent” Rogan
@rikrob5172
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was chibi Carmen San Diego at first
@TylerTakacsIsAwesome
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan Trussel has got to be my favorite JRE guest of all time!
@skubadoobie
4 жыл бұрын
Normally don’t watch when he has other comics on but these dudes were vibing had me cracking up 🤣
@rubikquitous8482
2 жыл бұрын
ur missin out dude the comics are some of the best episodes if u like to laugh
@despizedicon
3 жыл бұрын
Joe really does a great job of trying to argue for the company.
@croesuslydias6488
4 жыл бұрын
Joe said “asset” so many times I can’t remember what it means
@shaunkearney1549
4 жыл бұрын
mission complete
@diychad7268
4 жыл бұрын
turns into asshat
@solutionfilm
4 жыл бұрын
It's the thing u sit on
@MrHardcoredrummer
4 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@weirdsciencethe2nd205
4 жыл бұрын
Ass het
@justcallmesyl3911
4 жыл бұрын
did anyone else catch Jamie saying "oh i have to do this" 😂 dude's gonna get hired and come back to do an episode as a CIA agent lmao
@TheSchematican
4 жыл бұрын
I’m a field technician and the machines that I work on are listed as “assets”. A piece of equipment that serves a purpose, honestly it makes a lot of sense to be used how they do but it sure does feel impersonal lol. Sounds like a video game thing. Your unit dies in Command and Conquer, Computer voice: “Asset lost”
@SynthApprentice
2 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to feel impersonal. The military deliberately uses dehumanizing language in order to reduce the psychological impact of what they do. If they start thinking of the "other guy" as a living, breathing person with hopes and dreams, there's a really good chance they might start seriously freaking out. It's a hell of a lot easier to sleep at night when you say "target eliminated" than it is when you say "I just took a human life".
@JelloFluoride
2 жыл бұрын
Duncan is just a treasure to the world.
@chaddompierre5779
4 жыл бұрын
"You ever thought of a blue butterfly joe?" Joe Rogan's eyes had me crying lmao
@afgmvp
4 жыл бұрын
Whats a "blue butterfly"?
@RustyShacklefourd
4 жыл бұрын
We gotta know!
@whoru1911
4 жыл бұрын
It's like a code for also agents. Also see: Mason and the numbers
@Briantoobrackin1
4 жыл бұрын
afgmvp a mind control “trigger” for CIA operatives who participated in MK Ultra.
@Whether-Man
4 жыл бұрын
afgmvp 🦋
@boogieinc2465
4 жыл бұрын
i wasn’t high but i applied to the navy in 8th grade in class with my friend as a joke we messed around about how they was gon swoop me up when i turned 18 lol they swooped me up idk where i am send help
@charleslasley5367
4 жыл бұрын
Blink twice if they are forcing you to say this
@jebushwplainview9453
4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to my buddy... Good luck out there.
@BlackandWhitecustoms
4 жыл бұрын
@Jebus Hypocristos I found him he is in Australia we got to go get him
@OfficialCANVAS
2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackandWhitecustoms our asset changed status. Roger that
@MrVesimelooni
4 жыл бұрын
"You know who is alive? Kim Jong Un" Is he tho..
@vaginaface8305
4 жыл бұрын
MrVesimelooni yeah
@yboy898
Жыл бұрын
Which episode is this? Can't find the original long version
@MrJesusdoesntsave
4 жыл бұрын
"You know who is alive today? Kim Jong Un." Not so fast, Joe.
@900bz
4 жыл бұрын
A few hours ago US and south korea say hes still alive
@undinism69
4 жыл бұрын
Just like coronavirus wasn't around, until it was. "look into it" - Eddie Bravo
@543soldier
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/1a9vqIilnmp7koY
@thelasttaarakian
2 жыл бұрын
Hey I’m from the future, he still alive
@bradleyrossross963
2 жыл бұрын
@@thelasttaarakian or he’s dead and that’s a body double with the country being run by his sister only b/c North Koreans would never let a woman run the show. How would you know if he’s alive do you know him?
@obliviox
4 жыл бұрын
We talked about the cia website yet? “What about it” “Have you ever gone to it?” “Nooo” “Ive applied for a job” “You applied for a job at the CIA?” 😂 😂 😂 If apply you apply you cant talk about it Goes on million plus view podcast to talk about it hahahaa
@papermachevolcano1480
4 жыл бұрын
Probably just applied as a joke so it wouldn't even matter.
@obliviox
4 жыл бұрын
RICKBAND yeah i know it was just hilarious to me
@amayabcf
4 жыл бұрын
I emailed the cia and FBI about the activities at my apartment and they haven't got back to me. I guess I'm just another schizophrenic. Love you guys thanks for the post
@amayabcf
4 жыл бұрын
Its china!
@amayabcf
4 жыл бұрын
Why is joe out of view when he vapes lmao lol
@BLM.MASTER
2 жыл бұрын
7:24 had me dying when Duncan just fucking buts in then immediately apologizes
@johnbicknell8512
Жыл бұрын
I had a very security clearance many years ago . They consider someone using drugs as unreliable and one who can easily compromised.
@princewes
4 жыл бұрын
Well who the hell you think Dennis Rodman's been working for the last 10 years?
@mrevilducky
3 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Un
@parthvadera1
4 жыл бұрын
Joe “they got compromised” Rogan
@okaywhat11
Жыл бұрын
Joe trolling at the end had Duncan questioning the last 10 minutes of his life and the legitimacy of everything, that was brutally brilliant lollll
@Tyro_
4 жыл бұрын
6:44 I was thinking the same thing, and Joe’s so serious 😂
@alesandrobatista640
4 жыл бұрын
Jamie saying “why do I have to do this” had me dead
@johnanderson7663
4 жыл бұрын
Joe"The asset"Rogan.
@FingerPOPInc
4 жыл бұрын
John Anderson lmao
@kevincanada1772
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@shahriarsyeed8202
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@1Reddd
4 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time I applied at the DEA when I got really drunk after watching a season of Narcos lmfao
@Jarmezrocks
3 жыл бұрын
"Do some of them branch out and start a coke business..." Joes eyes -> 😮
@danieldickson5872
4 жыл бұрын
Watching Joe deflect Duncan’s prying questions yet again
@timcontreras
4 жыл бұрын
I saw him start right away too! “ did you get the job at the c I a?!” I was like ‘ holy fuck, they got to joe’
@timcontreras
4 жыл бұрын
Aint that just dandy perfect joke? I think you miss understood, This isn’t the first time Duncan has asked something along these line before,Once again he didn’t even let him finish his sentence and he deflected it. Idk what the whole point of you explaining a bad joke (that he just Spat out there no less) as something i don’t understand. But it’s you that didn’t understand what I was saying , or the main comment for that matter. Good day sir!
@danieldickson5872
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Contreras 100% bro, you can see a blatant demeanor change. He’s verbally on his toes after Duncan asked this. Even when Duncan asked joe if it were ok for him to ask the type of question he was about to, I would have paid to have the camera on Joe’s face instead of Duncan’s when Joe said “yeah”
@amersalha4743
4 жыл бұрын
Yo now that we’re on the topic Joe should really talk about the new documentary out of the shadows
@Zaydenw0006
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna happen tho smh
@mos619
4 жыл бұрын
Joe's too connected to the Satanic cabal(just look at Duncan)...Jay Dyer on the other hand as been going into this kind of stuff for years and can help put the pieces together. kzitem.info/news/bejne/lW6bqpiwqKaQgmk
@Turk_2023
4 жыл бұрын
Just a bunch of religious mumbo jumbo
@mos619
4 жыл бұрын
@@Turk_2023 p3d0 confirmed
@Omaviistheman
4 жыл бұрын
At one point in that docu-whatever the guy says that the word “television” is suppose to be subversive and have telepathic/satanic/retard connotations and then read it as “TELL A VISION”. At that point I just lold and bailed. Saying that everything in Hollywood from a screen graphic to actual device is gonna to brainwash you is schiz. That “stuntman” seems like some sort of disinfo artist
@The_Real_Daniel
4 жыл бұрын
CIA wondering why the site getting all this traffic all of a sudden
@jbomb1414ify
4 жыл бұрын
Dammit Duncan you did it again.. I watched this clip and now I have to watch the whole podcast
@SirFakeyMcfakealot
4 жыл бұрын
"You know who's alive today? Kim Jong Un...!" Man this did not age well.
@odsybmx29
4 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment
@matttyce903
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@jonathanlatulippe6301
4 жыл бұрын
rip
@ktcool4660
4 жыл бұрын
Your comment did not age well.
@543soldier
4 жыл бұрын
Yea, once it again it was a fucking rumor idiots kzitem.info/news/bejne/1a9vqIilnmp7koY
@fieldfairy9845
4 жыл бұрын
I’m not high enough for this yet. Will check back soon
@kingstonhinks9824
Жыл бұрын
Really seemed like Joe was pissed off for a sec
@jellis9618
Жыл бұрын
0:12 Jamie is awesome. Of all the things he’s googled over the years the ‘please don’t make me visit the CIA’s website’ subtext was beautiful.
@Ally.Cat.252
4 жыл бұрын
“If you can set shit on fire with your mind or something when you’re stoned, come talk to us” lol
@davethomas543
4 жыл бұрын
That deflection has me convinced Joe " I am CIA " Rogan
@loods2215
4 жыл бұрын
Joe "you've got an asset?!" Rogan
@yllid
3 жыл бұрын
That was the best joe rogan rant ive ever heard
@013Cosmos
4 жыл бұрын
Voice ain’t match his body
@PlutoTheGod
4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Tuco I was just listening to the audio and thought it was Paulie shore
@cia4393
4 жыл бұрын
Like Benita
@brinoreeno
4 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend thought it was Steve-o until he looked at the screen lol
@_will795
4 жыл бұрын
Bri holy shit lol
@ontheaux336
4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO 0:12 Young Jamie - "Why do I have to do this?" He's getting sick of it hahahaaaaa
@DankSi
4 жыл бұрын
Takes one to know one
@diychad7268
4 жыл бұрын
im sure he is paid well enough he love doing it
@KhalidElwaleed
4 жыл бұрын
Dude he said it as a joke ... like it's dangerous to screw around the furikin CIA website .. so one of them should do it instated 🤣
@MrCheeseball90
4 жыл бұрын
Duncan’s voice is like if Steve O and your uncle ruckus from the boondocks had a kid
@arodregular
4 жыл бұрын
You can see the change in Joe's enthusiasm with that rabbit hole immediately following the spark
@daveco1270
4 жыл бұрын
"...that being said, if you can set shit on fire with your mind when you're stoned...come talk to us." Classic Duncan. I could listen to this guy talk all day.
@Gawillamon
4 жыл бұрын
I love how intense Joe is while reading the info on the CIA website. Reminds me of Psyched Substance.
@daydreamers8254
8 ай бұрын
"asset" in that context is the modern word for assassin.
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