“You can’t say I snuck in this country, I had a ride” ROTFL....😂🤣😂
@drewstar8611
5 жыл бұрын
‘They say not give you knife!!! Your picture in kitchen!!!’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 classic!!
@Donnomercy
6 жыл бұрын
"But after seeing Hotel Rwanda...you can sell my ticket" genius....LMAO
@utahhoopsfreak8648
4 жыл бұрын
Take my chances with the klan. 😅😅😅💀💀💀
@shobushogun2405
2 жыл бұрын
"The tutu's be runnin a 4.2 in flip flops!" that whole bit had me absolutely dying lmao
@supastar25
8 жыл бұрын
He's always been hilarious...I love his delivery...doesn't allow you to catch a breath lol
@leslielaundryjr.6344
6 жыл бұрын
supastar super facts
@willismccleary6584
3 жыл бұрын
THANKS TRUE THAT.
@ForeignCease
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best ever.
@harlo1979
8 жыл бұрын
Hiding from the wind like it was a supervisor
@packers21cw
10 жыл бұрын
"If Law & Order had that case, they wouldn't even need a whole hour to convict him, just one Da Doo! The next Da Doo, his ass be in jail" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was WEAK hahaha
@pattifanalwayz
10 жыл бұрын
haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@halloweenbby1981
6 жыл бұрын
FM4DaRuler 😂😂😂😂😂
@leejohnstone3051
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣
@D.Antony
4 жыл бұрын
Batting a thousand. Never misses a beat. Earthquake has some of the best stand up routines in history!
@CoachMT4000
6 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know where my wife is!!!”🤣🤣🤣
@spitshinetommy3721
5 жыл бұрын
"His food come out the kitchen like he three-years-old" LMAO
@theach84
4 жыл бұрын
Spitshine Tommy that had me rolling. There’s layers to the meaning of that joke. And the joke at the end was cut short. Theres a lot more not here
@torpedoboy4
8 жыл бұрын
Old Earthquake still got it. Dude is hilarious
@shirlthomas1970
9 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is one of my favorite comedians...so underrated!!! Needs his own show
@kennethbonney7638
7 жыл бұрын
THEY SAY NOT GIVE YOU KNIFE😂😂😂
@justingrimes4711
6 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Bonney That shit is funny!😂😂😂
@veronicaswann1360
5 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Bonney lol lol lol I'm STILL hollering!
@samfisher2306
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@cl9156
5 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@Amanda.Nikole
8 жыл бұрын
"Man you left blood over my house.." Lol!
@jeremygreenidge5209
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@susanfranklin5074
7 жыл бұрын
Eddie griffin
@khalilsmith7892
7 жыл бұрын
Earthquake jokes are original and not all about sex and cussing all the time
@torreydale
5 жыл бұрын
Not true. He cusses a lot. He just avoided certain words in this set because it was apparently for television.
@fahdkingoo
10 жыл бұрын
"Tutu run a 4.2 in flip flops" Lmao im done
@martinesbigham5334
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rpmccrorey6676
6 жыл бұрын
You would run that fast too if you live where lions run free LMAO
@francmittelo6731
5 жыл бұрын
@@rpmccrorey6676 Lions don't run free in Africa. They are in conservation parks.
@francmittelo6731
5 жыл бұрын
@@rpmccrorey6676 This is like saying wolves and bears run free in North America. Maybe you can say it in specific situations, but for the most part, they don't.
@rpmccrorey6676
5 жыл бұрын
Franc Mittelo I honestly can care less about what you believe. The shit was funny
@MrWolfSnack
8 жыл бұрын
"I don't care if you laugh or not, this is funny to me!"
@lacompte10
8 жыл бұрын
the last few years 8
@splittingatoms804
8 жыл бұрын
+MrWolfSnack He got that from Paul Mooney
@jameskimp49
3 жыл бұрын
But it’s true. That’s the cold part.
@kanezwilliams2325
3 жыл бұрын
That, is right where I paused it and started reading comments.
@infestchristopher1457
4 жыл бұрын
"After seeing Rwanda you can sell my tickets, Im staying right here. I'll my chances with the Clans."😂
@MotivatedI
2 жыл бұрын
Punchline after punchline. It took Netflix for me to know him. What a great comedian
@swozz4444
9 жыл бұрын
law n order joke had me rollin
@khalilsmith7892
7 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see an Earthquake show any day and sell my tickets to a Kevin Hart show!
@pilotmburu
4 жыл бұрын
You can donate them to goodwill. Strong chance, they might not take them
@SamG613
7 жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago, and everything he said about winter had me crying from laughing xD
@LordColPhobos
6 жыл бұрын
Sam Gusman cause you know he right, those winters used to be a bitch. Outside shoveling all day then it snow again. I went back home for Christmas after being in Cali a year. I’m thinking oh it didn’t snow there yet I should be good with an hoodie and jacket, I get off the plane and it was no shit -11
@smoothskin46
6 жыл бұрын
Your Mate Oh daaammmmnnnn!!!! I'm sorry I just would have just drop their gifts and got back on the plane and have a Cali Xmas.
@reyjeff4297
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Elgin and work from home. It was a blessing this past January, I didn’t go outside at all in that below 30 weather or whatever temperature it was.
@lilrock1018
4 жыл бұрын
I'm in Wisconsin. so I'm laughing with you
@chocolatewoman926
4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in those parts. It's not a game in the winter! Minus degrees EVERYDAY in the winter!
@TNAGalaxyChannel
8 жыл бұрын
"Come on we going fishin, get yourself in the boat" ROTHFL
@lioness7774
10 жыл бұрын
Even if you get her azz on a boat she ain't turning around... LMAO!!
@JRBell
8 жыл бұрын
"A 4.2 in flip-flops" LMAO
@Brookhouse3041
5 жыл бұрын
Damn Earthquake a straight fool made me cry laugh 😂😂😂😂. Whole set was lit. Thanks bro.👊✊
@khalilsmith7892
7 жыл бұрын
Bernie Mac, Earthquake and Katt Williams are and were true comedians
@4265kitty
5 жыл бұрын
Dang my top 3 also
@lolynxdetox4834
5 жыл бұрын
No love to Dave Chapelle?
@MiGazza1
5 жыл бұрын
Bernie was a king of comedy R.I.P Earthquake most underrated comedian Katt Williams ruined his own career but he put out two good shows. ❤️Chappell by the way.
@painkilla5551
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Lavell 🤣 that brother never disappoint
@samfisher2306
5 жыл бұрын
Eddie Griffin
@trentb1511
6 жыл бұрын
I've seen Earthquake live a few times. He's always on point. Funny as hell! One of my all time favorites!
@christontee
8 жыл бұрын
This brother is funny as hell.
@MarlinSapphire
10 жыл бұрын
"Fishin? I Aint goin no damn Fishin" LMAO
@jordanrobinson439
8 жыл бұрын
Juss one D-DOOT! The next D-DOOT! His ass woulda been n jail, we found the blood n gloves D-DOOT! 😂😂😂
@L1AM_20_10
8 жыл бұрын
Jordan Robinson😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrjohnson20123
5 жыл бұрын
🤣😭🤣💀💀💀💀
@MikeG_85
5 жыл бұрын
"You cant out run no TuTu"..😂😭🤣
@doomshulk7652
9 жыл бұрын
Man Earthquake is hilarious, & definitely one of my favorites, all his shows are funny! The way he tells his jokes, his style, his voice, plus he got the face for what he do, all contribute to him being hilarious!
@bobbyjohnson8968
5 жыл бұрын
HE'S old skool silly like Kool poppa and UNC nem 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@belindabarton4648
2 жыл бұрын
I love him in Everybody Hates Chris
@sungodis22
5 жыл бұрын
I love Earthquake. I saw him at the comedy club, “HAHA Cafe” in North Hollywood & the more he drank, the funnier he got!🤣. He was amazing!🥰
@CliffHuxtableSweater
8 жыл бұрын
"...row dat boat, look ova there, wuss ova there??..." lmbo
@supastar25
8 жыл бұрын
+CliffHuxtableSweater "I don't KNOW where my wife's at!" lmao
@biancarenee
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@lubabalomahlombe451
Жыл бұрын
He's the Goat. Even gives chappelle a run for his money
@Perfectpearl
5 жыл бұрын
4:18 I'm so dead 💀 4:38 "Fishing?!!!! I ain't going fishing!" So true.
@nohickies5873
3 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is hilarious 😹😹😹
@LiterallyGod
6 жыл бұрын
This man is raw as hell I️ love it.
@youngblood5863
3 жыл бұрын
Earthquake, lavel crawford, bernie mf mack, george wallace, don dc curry. My 5 fav. Also Richard Pryor is the king, i cant leave him out. Great laughs from all these gentlemen.
@reggieparker7156
5 жыл бұрын
Earthquake you can never get enough of.LOl !!! Straight hilarious.
@QueenMarlo
10 жыл бұрын
I ILLEGAL ALL MY FRUITS ARE FROZEN. LMFAOO
@familyfree2994
6 жыл бұрын
Queen Marlo Lavell crawford?
@TJPlatt-sf4yi
6 жыл бұрын
Ji De I just watched a Lavell Crawford comedy special yesterday
@familyfree2994
6 жыл бұрын
T.J. Platt did you like him, thats a funny man right there lol
@Littopastor
5 жыл бұрын
Ohhh...that got stone cold!!
@mrbilingual
11 жыл бұрын
I love it when they cut out the cussing; Earthquake does not need to cuss because he is that good.
@Krdean2
5 жыл бұрын
Quake always been HILARIOUS!!!
@spacemanspiff8820
5 жыл бұрын
I watch this a hundred times and it’s always funny as hell
@alicewilliams8566
2 жыл бұрын
OMG..... He's is so DAME funny I laugh so hard he is under rated, 🤪🐝🤪😂
@folabond
5 жыл бұрын
Earthquake always has some kind of Chicago joke in his stand-up.
@Amundstvoll
11 жыл бұрын
"I don't care if you laugh or not, this is funny to me" ... I laughed hard at that one...
@jackrice5287
6 жыл бұрын
earthquake is hilarious. one of my favs
@23dgoudeau
5 жыл бұрын
"They say you dont need no knife yo picture in kitchen " earthquake is a legend
@boogeyman7777
9 жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody behind me your rrright there..lol
@MrAaron_72
5 жыл бұрын
I can’t outrun no Tutu, Tutu run a 4.2 in flip flops 😂😂😂
@thomashammonds2833
4 жыл бұрын
I need some new Earthquake. I keep watching these old ones and STILL laughing 😂!
@D25864
10 жыл бұрын
I hate he never got the recognition he deserved
@tmston2
4 жыл бұрын
he still alive and its still time
@DJRenee
4 жыл бұрын
It's his own fault. He was on Coke.
@abdirhmanali6320
4 жыл бұрын
D25864 facts
@nellokiko6755
4 жыл бұрын
D25864 he wack
@81sexislim
4 жыл бұрын
Soooooo underrated. Him & Lavell Crawford
@bsimmons4284
10 жыл бұрын
Run a 4.2 in flip flops lmao!
@Perfectpearl
5 жыл бұрын
2:10 Lol "Who lives in a city that don't have a 🌞?!"
@TheMYERSFAN25
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO "I don't know where my wife at....she went jogging down the street....somebody help me find Becky!!!!"
@ShermanBMason
6 жыл бұрын
He said you left blood at my house HAHAHA
@bilialeilan9038
4 жыл бұрын
I keep saying this is the most underrated comedian. This shit is too funny.
@jennifersutton3115
2 жыл бұрын
Damn! Earthquake is underrated. There's a lot of comics i like. But i think he should be getting more exposure. I salute this brotha☝
@littlestaciedavis1314
8 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS SO FUNNY EVERY TIME I WATCH HIM ON ANYTHING AN NE HOLLIN!!!! LOL
@janicerenee515
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian...hands down!! ❤
@brandonphipps9239
3 жыл бұрын
Ive only watched 15 minutes of his work so far..but this guy is the funniest human being I've literally ever listened to CANT WAIT TO WATCH MORE. [BROUGHT TO YOU BY...2 seconds of exposure from a quick comment Made by JOE(Best Human)ROGAN]
@jharder88
8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or has he lost a shitload of weight?? He looks good!
@cynthiamalloy9506
5 жыл бұрын
This man can make a bad day turn its own self around!! My day is complete when I hear this man talks about the baby asking questions and making smart ads remarks...and who's this man u got up in here momma? "It's ur daddy son!!" Like I said, who's this man?"
@pamelacass9642
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like a couple hundred. Good for him.
@kingtshilobo1849
5 жыл бұрын
Even TK Kirkland said Earthquake is a beast. Dudes hilarious
This cat said Tu tu run a 4 2 in flip flops...hilarious
@Napoli41482
10 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart -- OVERRATED! Earthquake -- UNDERRATED! I rest my case!
@MrTruefacts101
10 жыл бұрын
atleast you know
@mattg7271
10 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is not remotely funny..It's shocking how popular he is.
@tom11zz884
10 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is extremely underrated. Why he never got the same exposure as say a Steve Harvey or Bernie Mack is beyond me....and he is funnier than those guys.
@AdvocateSpirit
9 жыл бұрын
tom11zz884 Steve and Bernie are mad funny !
@kareemelwakil8047
9 жыл бұрын
I think Kevin hart is decent, but there are tons of comedians funnier than him. I just lol'd when commercials say he is the funniest guy in america. Its clear that they don't know what they are talking about.
@zazenh
10 жыл бұрын
earthquake, completely underated..too funny!
@bucksbabyboy
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Earthquake! I needed this laugh today!
@dakingltroyproductofdade3579
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see his Netflix special thanks dave
@MrJohnjohn197088
9 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is still doing his thang. lol! :)
@copperkat
11 жыл бұрын
5 minutes with Earthquake feels like a lesser comic's half hour.
@jamaalcurry8990
5 жыл бұрын
"Do this man got on Sandals?" Hahaha I rewinded this over and over. He is wrong for the Africa joke
@stevenwalker7925
7 жыл бұрын
Horrifically underrated! LEGEND
@hmdjama
5 жыл бұрын
“ i illegal, you pose to deport me “ .., ...Rotflmao....
@bulk-slap7920
Жыл бұрын
Man is underrated. You can't tell me that Kevin Heart is a better comedian than Earthquake. But we should all know how that goes.
@rondon86
4 жыл бұрын
This man is so funny effortlessly lmao.
@kangaru123
9 жыл бұрын
Dudumm next dudummmmm dudummmmm lol😂😂😂😂😂
@Prof.Pwnalot
2 жыл бұрын
Love this dude, funny comments all round. Guy got on a roll within the 3:00 min mark, real good shit :)
@jjenko6366
6 жыл бұрын
If this man is not the funnest idk who is. He need to write more jokes and more shows
@bobbyjohnson8968
5 жыл бұрын
He don't write his stuff he just comes off the dome with it,thas Tru TALENT,thas y it's soo silly
@heruammen8522
5 жыл бұрын
Top notch set!!!!
@vibesgabby
5 жыл бұрын
He's funny Earthquake, aways make me laugh, that OJ joke tickle bthe heck out of me, we don't give you knive lmao
@albertkabongaj8951
Жыл бұрын
Matured and classic comical jokes, Earthquake will always be my favorite comedian.
@gregorymarsaw3084
8 жыл бұрын
My favorite comic.
@manilalado3804
5 жыл бұрын
I love you Earthquake💙 HE IS BEYOND UNDERRATED
@raycorey
5 жыл бұрын
Am looking right here 😂 nobody is behind me... I need to look 👀 at you right here.... I think I died 😂
@bdixie3290
2 жыл бұрын
She’s underneath the porch 😂😂😂😂
@nohickies5873
3 жыл бұрын
You can sell my ticket I’m stayin right here 😹😹😹
@charlita25
Жыл бұрын
“Like it was a supervisor “ 😫🤦🏾♀️🤣
@berthadaniels4050
7 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is the man.Funny as heck. LOL 😁
@habituallinestepper7745
3 жыл бұрын
He said he run a 4.2 in flip flops 🤣🤣🤣
@KA_RA25
5 жыл бұрын
Dude sound like a straight up preacher 100! Lol
@ItsAllLove4Real
5 жыл бұрын
On the downside of 2019 and THIS is funnier NOW more than ever...It would be sad if it wasn’t so freakin’ hilarious 🤷🏾♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@lovemoney7483
3 жыл бұрын
Just one DADOO!!! 😂😂😂
@Polo-Swag
5 жыл бұрын
Love this dude!😂🤣😂 Hilarious!!!👏👏👏👏
@josephbriggs7067
5 жыл бұрын
Earthquake is definitely making noise, I enjoy his standup work.
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