Eddie is an example of a human being who won the genetic roll of the dice and used the winnings to treat the entire casino to a round of food and drinks.
@tottenhamhotspurish
3 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais’s joke about the ark was a lot more funny to me. That’s my subjective opinion. He got both Male and female genetics.
@realLsf
2 жыл бұрын
@@tottenhamhotspurish I once attended an Eddie Izzard performance during the 1990s and literally nobody said the words "Ricky" or "Gervais". Perhaps you're mistaking Ricky Gervais with Ricky Butcher from the popular BBC soap opera entitled Eastenders?
@connorveach5986
2 жыл бұрын
According to John Cleese he got funny through sheer force of will and repetition. From my own point of view I can chuckle a few times and admit that he’s certainly clever, but he never really makes me belly-laugh. Clever > funny
@janetlieb2507
2 жыл бұрын
@@connorveach5986 God! Are You Alive?
@stevemiell4555
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect!😁
@seanofoghlu5747
5 жыл бұрын
40 days and nights of rain, we call this summer in Ireland.
@nessadavis71
5 жыл бұрын
Seán O Foghlú Summer in Louisiana
@chriss.2978
5 жыл бұрын
Summer in Seattle
@mgmartin51
4 жыл бұрын
Tuesday in Rochester.
@TheTeufelhunden68
4 жыл бұрын
Hell Son, do you want to grow up where I was a kid? My part of Texas got more sun than the Sunshine state. Then I joined the Army, where was I always stationed , in fucking sunny places. When I was stationed in Germany, they had the best sun in decades. Dude, I love you're country (are you the free part), anyway, I have been to Shannon twice. Both times it was sunny. Dude, I will trade you damp and gloomy for sunshine any day. Sunny days are so depressing.
@jintarokensei3308
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like every season in Ireland.
@moongyrl
3 жыл бұрын
"Is she there? There's no towels....." kills me every single time.
@zenith8417
7 жыл бұрын
Eddie does a great American accent as the squirrel.
@lisamacdougall8977
5 жыл бұрын
sounds like marky mark
@krisfrederick5001
5 жыл бұрын
Had a tinge of Marty Mcfly
@TheTeufelhunden68
4 жыл бұрын
So, you are not American. I will forgive you. Come visit. Depends on where you go, hell depends on the state, you will get hospitality and good food. Oh, the Union. Well I don't know about them.
Squid using himself as ink to write a trip advisor review! Guy is a genius.
@einundsiebenziger5488
3 жыл бұрын
Squid using its* own* ink ...
@therewasacrookedman5892
Жыл бұрын
One of the most ingratiating traits of Eddie Izzard is he really seems to be enjoying himself up there. Even when he’s in midstream and you can see him trying to to come with what to say next. It’s those moments when he makes himself laugh. It’s like he just thought of something he hadn’t thought of before, and we’re sharing a new moment with him.
@KarldorisLambley
Жыл бұрын
you think he is ever ingratiating? i think that is fairly offensive to him and his art. ingratiating adjective intended to gain approval or favour; sycophantic. i think he never does things on stage simply to glean approval.
@kevanbrown7620
3 жыл бұрын
The squirrel "It was a nightmare man. Those stripey bastard's, they ate everyone man. Oh my god, I hid in a biscuit tin" That had me in stitches.
@einundsiebenziger5488
Жыл бұрын
... bastards* (plural, no apostrophe) ...
@SydMountaineer
3 жыл бұрын
He is obviously a natural comedian, and embraces it so well, Eddie is one of those rare people who is able to entertain people without following set rules/ being a stereotype.
@tottenhamhotspurish
3 жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t “criticise” Muhammad. He’s definitely a stereotype who could get a lot more laughs if he joked about Islam too
@joshuataylor3550
2 жыл бұрын
She.
@TBrewer64
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuataylor3550 Still a He at this time.
@einundsiebenziger5488
Жыл бұрын
... one of those people who are* able to entertain (who refers to people) ...
@rocksparadox
Жыл бұрын
@@joshuataylor3550 herhimtheywank.
@rainym4321
5 жыл бұрын
Eddie is honestly the most authentic comedian. Never get tired of watching him.
@joshuataylor3550
2 жыл бұрын
Her.
@G58
2 жыл бұрын
This comment will get you banned for misgendering in September 2022…! 👀🧐😎😜🙄 Enough already with this nonsense. Peace
@Kryssi13
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuataylor3550 the comment was from over 3 years ago, use your head and think about why you have such an impulse to control others’ speech even when it’s irrelevant or unreasonable
@Primitive01
Жыл бұрын
@@Kryssi13 And his comment was 7 months before yours, yours is 2 months before mine, you could have kept on scrolling too 🤷♂️ Do you get bored a lot?
@Kryssi13
Жыл бұрын
@@Primitive01 Of course I’m bored when I’m on KZitem…what do you think is the entire point of KZitem? 🥴
@8999jude
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Eddy ! Post pandemic rescue meds you are! Your a beautiful gift to humanity!
@einundsiebenziger5488
Жыл бұрын
You're* a gift ...
@PinkChucky15
7 жыл бұрын
"He only had one leg to begin with"
@jmv1969
6 жыл бұрын
"We found a child..."
@DK-Joe
4 жыл бұрын
I legit cried laughing when I reached that part 😂
@mikkiduf
10 жыл бұрын
Love you Eddie you're brilliant!!
@akotelnikov
6 жыл бұрын
There is not doubt in my mind that Eddie is the best comedian that ever lived! And I stand by my words
@kangaroo1888
6 жыл бұрын
akotelnikov Try Frankie Boyle not everbodys taste
@6Sierra
7 ай бұрын
You should probably sit by your words or else your legs will get tired….
@klauspohl1142
3 жыл бұрын
He taught Germans a sense of humor! This guy is unbelievable. We love you Eddie!!!
@alicemilne1444
Жыл бұрын
Don't be daft. Germans wouldn't find Eddie funny if they didn't already have a sense of humour.
@DaDudeClub
4 жыл бұрын
There's Eddie, and then there's the rest.
@MsMesem
3 жыл бұрын
There was Eddie now i dont know what it IS ....neither does hé.
@anetteth
7 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is about the cake mix! I have always loved the batter more than the finished cake. Used to drive my grandmother nuts, since I pestered her to pour less and less into the form each time. :-D
@dortesandal4303
5 жыл бұрын
A real live Child, we All felt like you:)))
@bazcuda
4 жыл бұрын
two words: crunchy sugar.
@kenhollis6197
3 жыл бұрын
Cake batter is delicious, but the trouble is, it has raw eggs in it, and that can cause sickness.
My mom would always have us like the bowl when she made a cake. It wasn't until I was older that I began to wonder why she would have me lick it before she made the cake though.
@creativeamerican8811
4 жыл бұрын
“You biscuit freak!” And “Iodinee” have got me laughing and I can’t stop. Gataling gun... hahahah I forgot how brilliant Izzard was.
@badger1296
Жыл бұрын
I love Eddie Izzard!❤️
@tshock6661
8 жыл бұрын
"We've found a child!" :) :)
@ayehtunohn
4 жыл бұрын
He only had one leg to begin with.
@seyedehhabibzadeh9944
3 жыл бұрын
He acts so lovely. That is why everyone recommends him for a new order in accordance to thier desire. In fact , he controls the stage. 🤗🤗🤗
@roohamm2456
4 жыл бұрын
His best.. the sharks are hysterical.. Trip Advisor...🤣🤣
@tottenhamhotspurish
3 жыл бұрын
Goldfishes say after 150 days at sea: “That was quick”.
@abigailslade3824
4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite sketches from my youth.
@jays.6843
4 жыл бұрын
It's weird seeing him in a suit and not a dress.
@blackmore4
3 жыл бұрын
Personally, whatever; aesthetically, it's a relief.
@MsMesem
3 жыл бұрын
Hé lookshumanhere
@americanwoman9342
Жыл бұрын
I am in love with Eddie Izzard. I can’t help myself.. I love him in men’s clothes.. I love him in women’s clothes.. I’ve really got it bad for Eddie. 💜 Never known anyone else like him!!
@christianweagle6253
9 ай бұрын
They're not women's clothes, they're Eddie's clothes
@nigelrg1
5 жыл бұрын
"He only had one leg to begin with" :-)
@kladewilson598
5 жыл бұрын
I love when he does an American accent.
@matthewpaul6904
7 ай бұрын
Never have I seen a comedian evolve physically along with their material.
@merlinsdog4530
7 жыл бұрын
I love cake mix!
@KATHIESHOES
8 ай бұрын
Never gets old! Sooooo funny😂😂😂😂😂
@alisonm3920
4 жыл бұрын
Like a load of students with cake mix lol classic
@LuLu-xs4sh
Жыл бұрын
Love the squid sucking his own tentacle to get the ink for writing his TripAdvisor review : )
@Gratitudejoy21
3 жыл бұрын
SIMPLY BRRRRRILLIANT👌👌😃😃😃 my FAVOURITE comic!!!!!! From Belgium
@paullenoue8173
4 жыл бұрын
Look forward to this being animated in Lego.
@michellebobier4471
Жыл бұрын
The bit about cake mix batter is genius.
@dortesandal4303
5 жыл бұрын
I hid in a biscuit tin man! Im on the floor:)))
@glenysbuselli8274
3 жыл бұрын
Surreal.
@MuhamedRahman
8 ай бұрын
Clear-eyed, a masterful synthesis- worthy experience.
@evilrobottolhurst
9 жыл бұрын
(my wife the squirrel escaped on a boat with an owl and a cat) "What did they take?" "They took a Gatling gun, chain mail and some iodine" 6:14 "That's not very poetic!
@Scoobydcs
8 жыл бұрын
he backed himself into a corner and still made it out with everybody laughing lol
@JerryMetal
7 жыл бұрын
How do you mean?
@dortesandal4303
5 жыл бұрын
Lovely:)
@gingerstorm101
4 жыл бұрын
I've seen Eddie in a more feminine outfit than I have in a masculine one, this seeing him in jeans and a overcoat is so weird
@DennisMoore664
4 жыл бұрын
He was probably wearing stockings and a garter underneath.
@rehanmemon3969
4 жыл бұрын
He does a lot of his stand up in that outfit nowadays. But he still dresses ... in dresses and makeup when he's doing public work and political activism.
@DarkRaven4561
4 жыл бұрын
What overcoat? That's a tailcoat.
@gingerstorm101
4 жыл бұрын
Paul Reid I know 0 of fashion names. I’m lucky I even said overcoat
@kateadelebrotherton
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was because he had facial hair for The Riches.
@evanpritchard927
3 жыл бұрын
When the squirrel asks “who are you, man?” the response of the BBC reporter should have been “This is London.”
@rzferre7966
5 жыл бұрын
I liked him voice overed Angus Scatter good. Love his accent
@pjheath5
Жыл бұрын
I love him
@specialized29er86
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the amount of food required for 2 of every creature in the world for 40 days and 4o nights and then for all the days until the plants and animals repopulate.
@infledermaus
3 жыл бұрын
And the varieties of foods for all the different animals insects and aquatic life plus fertilizer for plant life. Two of everyone! A couple of empty super tankers wouldn't cover it! And just Noah & fam cleaning up after all the animals. BTW some of insects only live a few days. Uh oh.
@stephenwall-j2h
Ай бұрын
Not to mention dropping every animal off at their respective country….and can someone explain where all the water went?
@glenw3814
4 жыл бұрын
Damn! For years I've been puzzled over how the koalas got from Australia to the ark, and then back again after the flood. I mean, the things can't swim and we have the archeological record. Anyway, I've been puzzling away for years...and this guy just comes along and says the story isn't true. WHAT?! Why didn't I think of that... 😜
@BipoIarbear
3 жыл бұрын
They had big catapults too , the koalas loved it...weeeeeeeeeee!
@thebernardpurpose2525
3 жыл бұрын
It is true. Same as the minor miracles and intercessions that happens to all of us through the Holy Spirit by Our Lord in our daily lives. Even witchcraft back in the days of old as written in the Holy Bible is true, what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah, the plagues, the splitting of the sea by Moses. It's hard to comprehend without experiencing it but many of us whom was can testify till death and in Hell that just even by a one time experience alone of getting unveiled in spirit and seeing the hidden reality is far more hard to explain than insanity. Like an illusion though its not is how we feel of reality when it happens after realizing we were blinded by what's beyond it which is truth.
@glenw3814
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebernardpurpose2525 Uh...what a bunch of nonsense. We have no more reason to believe the magical Bronze Age stories in the Bible then The Iliad, or any other legends passed down through centuries. Much of what you wrote isn't even comprehensible english. Are you drunk?
@thebernardpurpose2525
3 жыл бұрын
@@glenw3814 drunk, crazy, delusional, nonsense. That's how someone without the experience understands a witness. You are not to be persuaded to believe but to seek. Then you shall find. Lest, you only shall believe when it favors your contempt , as the hypocrites do of a generation seeking signs without a sincere grateful and humble heart to begin with. True nonsense is to think that a man is without a soul and that God and Evil does not exist.
@glenw3814
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebernardpurpose2525 Why so presumptuous? I spent the first 24 years of my life as an evangelical christian. I read the Bible cover-to-cover and did my best to live according to the teachings of Jesus. You should not assume someone doesn't have the knowledge and experience to understand Christianity.
@rapportlebon4823
7 жыл бұрын
I like his ringmasters jacket
@alexinabox6931
5 жыл бұрын
'We found a child' 😂 dead
@alecball68
4 жыл бұрын
I love Eddie izzard history its more interesting
@dewinthemorning
10 жыл бұрын
Eddie Izzard is one of the greatest! So, if he is right, we should expect to see now only lions and tigers, and squirrels...oh wait, Mrs. Squirrel escaped, didn't she? lol
@CJT3X
7 жыл бұрын
with and owl and a pussy cat, and a Gatling gun.
@paulinelarson465
4 жыл бұрын
In a pea green boat!
@awidda
5 жыл бұрын
Eddie. I love your sense of style and the way you combine male and female gender norms. I saw you recently with Trevor Noah. Your sense of style is timeless and iconic. Thank you for showing it off so well.
@bcaye
4 жыл бұрын
40 days and 40 nights is funny as a joke...I spent a year as a travelling healthcare provider and paid for 3 nights at a hotel when I really only used 2, because I worked night shift. Arrived Fri evening, checked in, changed clothes, went to work. That's a full night I never used just so I would have some place to sleep the next day. They should have the option of early morning check in/check out.
@CyberBeep_kenshi
3 жыл бұрын
I live in the Netherlands, basically 3.5 meters below sealevel. And we have lots of rain..... We're still here
@abigailslade3824
4 жыл бұрын
The ducks are the best, it’s going to rain, Ducks So!
@patbrennan6572
3 жыл бұрын
Even some Christians have trouble swallowing the Noah's Arc tale. The writers of the bible weren't very bright.
@devilchildsteve3978
4 жыл бұрын
Noah’s Ark is as realistic as Santa Claus
@bikkiikun
4 жыл бұрын
actually in the hotel it's the nights that count.
@suecastillo4056
5 жыл бұрын
Another " the best ever" moment in biblical history!!!😂😂😂😂❤️
@janetlieb2507
2 жыл бұрын
I Saw A Panel Of Ministers Talking About Noah. One Male Minister angrily said Noah Was A Drunk Because When They Landed He Put Up A Tent And Drank Wine Falling Asleep. If I Had To Do All That I'd Get Drunk Too!!!!🌛
@ladyjane9980
3 жыл бұрын
He is my hero.
@kuleguy2010
6 жыл бұрын
Did he just say that the fish needed saved from a flood? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kenhollis6197
6 жыл бұрын
They would, because most aquatic life can't live in fresh water and salt water mixed together.
@markfox1545
4 жыл бұрын
@@kenhollis6197 - the salinity wouldn't change. More water would take in more soil and salt from the land and retain the salinity.
@MarshallLore
3 жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 so the fresh water fish would need saving then
@brianofarrell4982
Жыл бұрын
Every Giant Squid will grab a B5 just to see their diver’s notes.
@pop5678eye
8 жыл бұрын
The challenge still stands for creationists: show it can be done. And I will even allow for accommodations. You may use MODERN construction equipment to construct a boat the size of the Titanic (which supposedly had dimensions three times the Biblical Ark) with a species count of only 16000 (as argued by creationists) and I will even allow all modern climate control and modern veterinarian medicine, and human attendants of not 8 illiterate family, but rather trained veterinarians, or even more if needed. Supplies and all, all provided. (assume all technology to make that happen as well) And then show that 90%+ actually survive after a year of isolation. (popular myth is that the whole event was just 40 days, when the Bible says it was 40 days and nights of the rain part: The Bible CLEARLY states that 40 days and nights are just the rain. Almost a year is to what it claims the ark was isolated, (not that it matters to the argument) By isolation I mean the one by the creationist Bible-literalist sense: windows open, but no animals in or out, no food in or out, and assume somekind of perfect air circulation. If at the end more than 90% of the species (and keep in mind, you may only have a PAIR of each species present at the start) survive to start a population that will grow to be viable, THEN I will become an advocate that Creationism should be considered as a valid scientific hypothesis.
@Terahspidgeon
7 жыл бұрын
Man.. have you ever watched a debat between a creationist and a scientist (or anyone else for that matter, except another creationist)? They will twist *everything*. 'Built the world in 7 days? Well, you have to understand that in the biblical sense, in the time they were alive, a day meant 500 years', and in that line, they'll prolly defend the rest of it too. If one could actually argue a point with a creationist, sure, a challenge would be fun - as it is, it would just be frustrating exercise ruining the fun for everyone :P
@MrSteakable
7 жыл бұрын
He hasn't done any math... Writing numbers down is not math.
@wait...what...
7 жыл бұрын
so why the heck do we still have mosquitoes and rats - world's best disease delivery system
@alleycat2759
7 жыл бұрын
The Biblical creation myth + the story of the ark, points out three really serious problems with the whole belief in God bullshit. 1. God is ALL-POWERFUL (omnipotent) ... He created the world in 6 days and on the 7th, he rested. Regardless of how long any one of those days may have been - be they 24 hours or 1/2 a billion years - on the 7th day, God rested. He's all-powerful ... but he needed a nap? 2. God is ALL-KNOWING (omniscient) ... Not only did this, "all-knowing," being seem clueless to the inevitable forbidden fruit thing, according to Genesis 6:6 (the part about how God had regretted making mankind), God somehow did not see that whole flood thing coming either. I'm curious: How can an all-knowing being have regrets? Would he not know the eventual outcome of any decision he would ever make? All the human 'free-will' bullshit aside, would an all-knowing being not be aware of where that free-will would end up taking humanity? So tell me, how is it possible God had regrets? 3. Back to the forbidden fruit and it's connection to the flood and eventual self-sacrifice on the cross. Two ignorant teenagers ate a piece of fruit. For this, all of humanity needed to suffer for all of eternity. Yes, Adam and Eve would have been ignorant... Was that forbidden fruit not from the tree of knowledge... the tree of the knowledge of good and evil? In other words, before that point, Adam and Eve did not know any better... they were innocent and ignorant. But God told them not to eat from that tree ... he then left them alone - so much for omnipresence. Consider, according to the Bible, there were only two people on the planet at the time and God wasn't with them?Here's an experiment, for all you Christians: Take a child, set a full cookie jar in the middle of the kitchen floor, tell him to not touch the jar and leave the house for a couple days. Is there any way in Hell that jar is still full when you return? But, i am going off topic... back to the bible ... Fast forward to the flood. In this event, God spared the only righteous people on the planet and LITERALLY washed the world clean. But somehow, this, "loving and forgiving God," still saw fit to carry on with his plan of perpetual sin and his own self-sacrifice - followed by years of guilt and fundamentalism - all because two ignorant teenagers ate a piece of fruit! To any Christian reading this... how delusional must you be to believe any of it is real?
@Natashahoneypot
7 жыл бұрын
pop5678eye. you just need to carry the eggs. then artificially put the sperm.with each egg. that period was so ahead of its time, humans had discovered many things and could build amazing structures, but had become so abusive with it, god wanted to destroy all the knowledge we had built up to. so putting animals in two by two into a small space just meant carry the genetic code of each one. it is probably what will happen again when we go off to inhabit other planets.
@exsappermadman25055
4 жыл бұрын
"So far two Lions and two Tigers Dad"........The menu on the Ark wasn't detailed in the babbles.......
@bluecloudrevs6383
4 ай бұрын
Ty
@debbresser4908
5 жыл бұрын
CAUTION! You may actually learn something about history if your not....I love this man.....
@kellydalstok8900
2 жыл бұрын
What history? It’s a fairytale, a heavily plagiarized fairytale.
@michaelcresswell5838
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@slsslc8207
5 жыл бұрын
so the squirrel was David Spade?
@mitchellemily01
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! That was driving me nuts!
@rezkalla
5 жыл бұрын
Okay, so when the rain hit, weren't there people already on boats, just by chance? Like, fisherman, merchants, etc? Or people living near the docks, where they had boats? They wouldn't run out of water...it was raining. And the fisherman could, you know, fish.
@nigelrg1
5 жыл бұрын
Your kind of heretical :-), logical thinking reminds me of the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve had 3 sons and two daughters (depending whose translation you read) from which we all presumably descended. Either that, or Adam and Eve were playing footsy with their children. Either way, it's amazing that we're not all cretins with webbed feet.
@garethhanby
5 жыл бұрын
@@nigelrg1 From the Ark myth we are also all descended from the family of Noah, so we all got a double dose of family fun.
@rwags6848
8 ай бұрын
Strange…. Never heard about the kangaroos! 🤔
@anonymoususer1397
2 ай бұрын
I don’t think Noah was told to take two of every fish.
@BarterTom
3 жыл бұрын
He looks really dapper and suave in men's clothes. They suit him so much better than women's.
@michaelannaflorence7554
8 ай бұрын
Watched him for years. In fact, I played his classic "dressed to kill " way back when my kids had history classes. They loved history. And their written test answers I got calls from the teacher. "Mrs Florence, your son answered to the question of" Explain the colonists in the new land." His answer was ,"the natives had no form of ownership. No flag no country. " " Mrs Florence, it's true but not the answer I was looking for and where did he come up with that?" Not missing a beat, "I knew my son would be bored in history so I played a VHS of a comedian, who apparently teaches history better than you. And Sir, what did his buddies answer? Pretty much the same thing? Cuz they all watched it. Oh and just wait till WW I n II later this year, cuz they all sit at my kitchen table n play RISK on Rainey days.
@kellydalstok8900
2 жыл бұрын
40 days and 40 nights of rain sounds like the average West European winter to me. Before climate change it used to be the average summer.
@lindy-ps7vy
2 жыл бұрын
Executive Transvestite simply the Best
@bethking9830
3 жыл бұрын
A lesser known fact is that he stashed dinosaurs down in the lower hold and fed them blasphemers. The dinosaurs either choked to death or died of some sort of related dietary causes hence, extinction 🤓🧐
@HouseofKhaine
5 жыл бұрын
5:20 That American accent!
@chrisb8075
Жыл бұрын
I like this version of Eddie, but the latest version leaves me cold 😔
@toddcott9510
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, nothing funnier than the bible or more unbelievable. Good one Eddy.
@philipk917
3 жыл бұрын
Love You and You To You Eddie!
@c.pop.echo.28
5 ай бұрын
40 days and 40 nights
@johncabiling5304
3 жыл бұрын
"we found a child" LMFAO
@Professorzundapp
Жыл бұрын
did anyone type in sir miles axelrod voice actor talks about a boat to find this?
@wanker9621
4 жыл бұрын
Great !
@tonyarichards5430
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh harder than religion.
@CyberBeep_kenshi
3 жыл бұрын
And cry, for all the crazy stuff they do :(
@swimnwfishes
3 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve seen this....oh PLEASE come to Kentucky and seenthe abomination they call the Ark Experience”
@fudgedogbannana
4 жыл бұрын
Two dinosaurs according to "Young Earth Creationists".
@rabokarabekian409
10 ай бұрын
Still hard to beat the hilarious insanity of the original source material: "After Genesis 6:3, the countdown was on. Then in verses 17 and 18, God said, “and you shall go into the ark-you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you” (Genesis 6:18). Notice that Noah had sons who already had wives. Noah didn’t have his first son of record until he was 500 years old, and the Flood came 100 years later (Genesis 7:6). Allowing 25-30 years for the sons to grow up and get married, we’re left with perhaps 70 years to build the Ark." Lovely to find incest being the basis of human expansion just as in the beginnings. Clean and unclean animals weren't defined until the giving of THE LAW. And don't get me started on salinity and osmotic pressure.
@Tekknorg
8 ай бұрын
05:23 the party starts
@greyjackal
5 жыл бұрын
And now I know Eddie dresses to the right
@2degucitas
4 жыл бұрын
What if most men just wore neutral makeup everyday?
@apoisonberry
3 жыл бұрын
3 months later and I’m here to say that this man does....but I’m gay so I’m not sure if that counts
@-Rickster-
3 жыл бұрын
Interesting point. As a man, I wouldn’t want to spend my money in it tbh
@sp4nrs
3 жыл бұрын
I wish nobody wore makeup at all. So much time wasted every time people are going to leave the house!
@kenhollis6197
3 жыл бұрын
Well, they used to. The Colonials wore pallor and rouge and powdered wigs. That was just how well to do men looked back then. That said, I wear black eye makeup, just because I like it.
@2degucitas
3 жыл бұрын
@@kenhollis6197 Men wearing makeup has appeared in many cultures and eras. I don't see anything wrong with it.
@mepatton
4 ай бұрын
Squid, sharks, and all other fish have no need of saving during a planetary FLOOD. This is the stage where Eddie started to lose it...
@teresajtd
10 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂I always laugh so hard my stomach hurts when watching Eddie Suzy! 😁 He forgot fishes don't need a boat, they can swim🙃
@kellydalstok8900
9 ай бұрын
Fish do need a boat, because the majority can’t survive in brackish water. They need either fresh of salt water to live in. Plus the unimaginable forces of that amount of water would kill them. A boat wouldn’t survive those either.
@metalmadsen
2 жыл бұрын
Love him (or her is it?) This show was great, but I don’t know why, but he is even better in drag.
@carolharris2357
Жыл бұрын
The animals came to the ark because they are smarter than people on how to escape a flood. The animals didn't eat or poop either.
@rsr789
Жыл бұрын
There isn't enough water in the world to flood all of it... I mean, it's simple physics, but the primitive people living in the Levant had no idea of that.
@cassieoz1702
4 жыл бұрын
Eddie in flat shoes!
@AAwildeone
3 жыл бұрын
Is Mrs Noah there, there's no towels... Tooo toooo...I just can't LOL
@dlon8899
4 жыл бұрын
Remember that song we used to sing in school assembly: Who built the ark? No one, no one Who built the ark? Brother no one built the ark
@aprylvanryn5898
4 жыл бұрын
Clever
@chicagoliightsx
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo! Exactly
@SiminaDar
7 жыл бұрын
But you wouldn't need to put aquatic creatures on the ark because...well, water. lol
@CJT3X
7 жыл бұрын
It sounds like the flood would have been rather catastrophic to sea life though... do you think they can all handle insanely strong currents?
@apophis7712
6 жыл бұрын
SiminaDar Freshwater+Saltwater=Dead Fish...
@count69
5 жыл бұрын
@@CJT3X What like sharks and giant squid, yeah I reckon so!
@annmitchell4663
4 жыл бұрын
@@CJT3X Not to mention it never actually happened..lol
@kenhollis6197
3 жыл бұрын
Sigh...the temperature, pressure, and salinity would kill most if not all aquatic life. Are people really this stupid? Considering how many people were puzzled by the possibility of a whale drowning, I suppose so. 🤦♂️
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