The fact that he wrote this in the 90's and it's STILL accurate. Just amazing.
@DrPhr0
11 жыл бұрын
He forgot the part where it prints out 50 pages of the same thing because you pressed it so many times.
@TimoRutanen
3 жыл бұрын
In the company printer room.
@vickiebunch5703
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Technology is not my friend! I'm still learning how to use my phone. Merry Christmas all!
@u4riahsc
Жыл бұрын
@@vickiebunch5703 As soon as we figure it all out, they will change everything.
@LoveGuitarS2
Жыл бұрын
Classic 😂😂😂
@02smithm1
Жыл бұрын
The 2023 version... Clicking a link but it doesn't open. So you click again and again... ...143 tabs open in 3 seconds.
@kookiemonster9172
8 жыл бұрын
What really makes Eddie Izzard awesome is his ability to act. An addition to being funny as hell, he's an amazing actor. He really sets up the scene for you and gets you to visualize everything. It's hard to believe that this is a one-man show! Brilliant!
@LittleB2007
6 жыл бұрын
I watched a boring movie called "Victoria and Abdul" last year. The only character I liked was the douchebag Prince of Wales but didn't realize it was Eddie Izzard until I saw the credits. He is an amazing actor indeed!
@mokshababe
6 жыл бұрын
loved that movie
@MissKateUK2
10 жыл бұрын
Immediately after this video was released, a Pentagon spokesman said "We've changed our password".
@okaybrandon8021
6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jj26566
8 жыл бұрын
"I've got a Macintosh computer" Well there's your problem
@janermaher
6 жыл бұрын
jj26566 this bit is from 1997
@paulglitch2119
10 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius - really brilliant timing and delivery - has to be one of the funniest stand up routines I've ever seen.
@matthewjohnson5741
6 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying that 20 years on we have exactly the same problems...
@MrAronRobinson
10 жыл бұрын
Breaking into the Pentagon computer... Double click on 'yes' LOL
@Wrxrtd
14 жыл бұрын
I actually spoke to Eddie on the phone today. He called in to the company I work for as he uses our software and he needed some assistance! I couldn't believe it when he said ''it is Eddie Izzard'' I was actually speechless! Completely star struck! I absolutely love Eddies work!
@theholidaylady1
2 жыл бұрын
Lucky you!!! When he was in Toronto, we saw her from front seats. She held a Q & A afterward and I chicken out asking if she'd like to go for a drink with us after. LOL
@JumpinJAKEFlash
8 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS. One of his best bits of stand up comedy.
@jhutton10
10 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh because we all do it don't we? Control P Print!!
@arielburdett9871
9 жыл бұрын
*Cannot access printer? It's here.*
@BennyLlama39
7 жыл бұрын
"I can access printer."
@spartanblueteam1286
6 жыл бұрын
No I can't tell you
@MsTWILIGHTLOVER13
13 жыл бұрын
"There's something defenitely wrong with the-... There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" xD I freaking love Eddie Izzard!
@zombieporn99
14 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Vancouver and he got a standing ovation when the show began!!! he is brilliant!!!!!!
@PolishPolackski
9 жыл бұрын
"there's ON switch on the printer, is there" Every time :D
@dirtyharry1881
7 жыл бұрын
Nice spoiling it for everyone who looked a bit under the video...
@jetfreak4
17 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Eddie Izzard scene ever. Very funny man. I've seen tons of his gigs...this one is by far the best. Cannot access printer? It's here! Breaking into the Pentagon...double-click on yes. LMFAO
@darrennz2008
15 жыл бұрын
I have 6 DVD's of Eddie , watched them like 10 times over , NEVER get sick of him and I always laugh again at the same jokes .. He's just brillant
@CaluMew
10 жыл бұрын
He is literally the coolest person ala world!
@comanchio1976
6 жыл бұрын
+Calum Robert Mewett So you've measured every person in the world's temperature, and found Eddie's to be the lowest? I literally don't believe you.
@tammycuteness
17 жыл бұрын
"Cannot access printer- it's here!" I have actually done that.
@BennyLlama39
7 жыл бұрын
That would be me. "I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" 😀
@usedpumpkin
15 жыл бұрын
"Hello, Amsterdam? You speak very good english, well done!" :D
@AtlasBlizzard
8 жыл бұрын
The terminology's outdated, but the core problems remain. Printers are STILL very uncooperative, even if you remember the on switch.
@Fermion.
8 жыл бұрын
I've been in IT for several years and have multiple IT degrees and certifications. That being said, getting a print server to function correctly in a corporate domain environment still makes me facepalm from time to time. I have a printer fail pic in my office of a printer with the caption "YOU HAD ONE JOB!". It always gets a laugh from techies.
@CyberBeep_kenshi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fermion. i concur. HP printer driver cd's.... with 100 shareware shit software ads fests, except the printer driver....... Today, still the same, now you need an account at hp, so all your prints n scans go through the hp cloud...... i am suuuuure they are soooo honest not to keep copies
@GKAwithavengeance
13 жыл бұрын
The "Double-click on yes..." line was priceless! xD
@simonsimon325
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you want to hack the Pentagon?
@walterpisante
10 жыл бұрын
BEST GENIUS OF OUR TIME
@jimthestuntman
16 жыл бұрын
"I can access printer" "Of the 2093 other problems, ive just managed to get another one"
@bustermllerandersen4565
7 жыл бұрын
"Password protected, 20 billion possible combinations. Eeeeh Jeff...... EY" xD
@ShaddowChief
9 жыл бұрын
Never heard of him before tonight, but that was funny as hell,
@kelnahxo
16 жыл бұрын
"cannot access printer? ...its here. I can access printer!" lol i love eddie hes so funny
@lesr131
16 жыл бұрын
"and u throw the instructions out the window!!" hahahaha...so, so true
@mplungjan
6 жыл бұрын
And you finally turn the printer on and it prints the 12 identical pages from the print queue
@emmaleekirkpatrick6547
6 жыл бұрын
My printer, "I'm gonna use all the paper in the paper tray at once no matter how you fill it!!!"
@Ghettotechki
14 жыл бұрын
I'm a tech and that's my face at work everyday. "Oh no no". LMAO!!!!!
@jewfroDZak
2 жыл бұрын
Him miming picking up the computer monitor to show it where the printer is located is one of the most genius bits in the history of physical comedy.
@flyinggeese426
6 жыл бұрын
2018 and this is still my relationship with computers
@user-jk2vh6bf6d
Жыл бұрын
I really like Eddie Izzard. He is fantastic. I think I watched all his plays and for me this one is the best. And this scene with the computer is divine. I watched it I don`t know how many times and every time I laugh to tears.
@MrMjwoodford
8 жыл бұрын
It would be nice if error messages did actually tell you what you've forgotten to do.
@samv98
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome lol the guys laugh at 3:04 ! I sure Eddie heard it as he looks like he’s smiling as the guy cracks up in the crowd
@11spike7
16 жыл бұрын
The Brits produce some of the best comedy on the planet. Eddie is really a bit of all right then!
@Wrxrtd
14 жыл бұрын
''No I can' tell you!'' hahaha love the way he says it!
@prncsleah
15 жыл бұрын
First time I heard this, I was driving... had to pull over from laughing so hard... that and the lawnmower bit!! Eddie Rocks!
@loganweitzel3014
9 жыл бұрын
I Can Access Printer! Why de F*** Can't you access printer!?
@lacarolish
12 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits he does - and really hits home on my first computer experience. Control P print...hahaha. Eddie Izzard is excellent.
@usedpumpkin
15 жыл бұрын
"I've wiped the file?" Love the face he does xD
@AtlasBlizzard
11 жыл бұрын
I love this stage design. Like the ruins of an observatory on the moon.
@HemGlassBilen73
16 жыл бұрын
he is gr8! watching the same clips over and over and over and over again!;) Can't get enough!
@piper42
16 жыл бұрын
The GREATEST comedian! Smart and funny while relating to the audience. Love eddie!
@Transformergirl
16 жыл бұрын
"I-I've wiped the file? I've wiped all the files? I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" Eddie I love you! XD
@Matt1yu
15 жыл бұрын
I've probably commented on this before, but I'd just like to say that this may well be the funniest, most realistic and best piece of stand-up comedy I've ever seen. It's definitely Glorious, despite his little jokes in between that don't go down well. I'm gonna see if I can find this DVD so I can buy it.
@Boxvoko
16 жыл бұрын
"There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" HAHAHAHAHA love it!
@justicekeyes
6 жыл бұрын
Awesome humor, just fantastic! Thank you!!!
@mariancraig
14 жыл бұрын
The printing joke cracks me up every time - has to be one of his best
@TheComedyconnoisseur
15 жыл бұрын
Eddie is so funny, i love the way we can relate to this very good comedian
@MintMovies
14 жыл бұрын
This saved me today from doom. I was/am having a breakdown. But now: THANK YOU ALMIGHTY.
@bbb136
14 жыл бұрын
"The printer has an on switch?" ROFL
@TexasAmericana
3 жыл бұрын
"Network device not found" the deathstroke of any hacker movie.
@TheOBOM
10 жыл бұрын
Ar-ma-geddon' outa-here! My Aussie brother-in-law wil really dig that!!!
@Bikutolu
14 жыл бұрын
The thing i love with this sketch is that it is so true!
@AlwaysHereAndNow
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed sooooo hard my belly hurt a d I had to pause.
@ellafischbachbrock2352
3 жыл бұрын
Are you ok now? 😆
@BetaLink64
16 жыл бұрын
"I've wiped the internet!? I don't even have a modem!" I love that bit. :P
@KMRmusic720
14 жыл бұрын
how can anyone not find this guy hilarious?!
@snaredrummer3
14 жыл бұрын
"I, I wiped the file? I wiped all the files. I wiped the internet. I don't even have the motum.: My favorite part.
@VoiceofCthulhu
13 жыл бұрын
I love his fail pose. :P "I don't even have a modem!" *Slump*
@dangercat93
16 жыл бұрын
I recently saw this whole show and I thought it was hilarious I love Eddie Izzard
@lulamidgeable
11 жыл бұрын
I saw this show in London back when he was touring with it. I'm not sure I've ever laughed that much in my life before or since. My stomach muscles were in so much pain the next day.
@simonsimon325
2 жыл бұрын
Same. Had one of those moments where I wished he'd stop being so funny because it was starting to get really uncomfortable. Couldn't get my breath and my stomach muscles were aching.
@Marstic666
15 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this joke. I listen to it all the time.
@danieljago8200
7 жыл бұрын
Glorious is amazing one of the best stand up DVD's of all time.
@unlsoccer1
15 жыл бұрын
He is the best. I have watech it like Million times but never get tired
@JarnBjorn72
17 жыл бұрын
Eddie's a genius! Great stuff always!
@Finnegeas
15 жыл бұрын
this is by far his best show. one of the most original uses of material by a comedian.
@Rocketman1105Gaming
10 жыл бұрын
You haven't tryed coding, have you? If you forget to capitalize one out of the 43000000 characters, it won't work.
@martinkunev9911
8 жыл бұрын
Except that with the right tools you will immediately know where the problem is.
@TonyEnglandUK
7 жыл бұрын
No kidding. I spent four days back in the 1990s trying to fix a problem in code, and it was all due to a missing full stop.
@RambleOn07
6 жыл бұрын
Rocketman1105 why i didn't pursue coding
@veraparagouteva5412
Жыл бұрын
Eddie Izzard, you are brilliant!
@Pamathey
16 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this bit. I'm going to see him in 2 weeks. CAN NOT WAIT. This is a fantastic outfit, too, I have to say. Possibly his best.
@Gez-C
12 жыл бұрын
I remember getting this on video when i was about 16 and couldnt stop laughing
@superhamzah85
13 жыл бұрын
Imagine a film, 2 hours long, 1 hour 55 minutes is password guessing. lol Last 5 minutes is hammer.
@Urbanfire123
14 жыл бұрын
Wow, one of the rare occasions a comedian can set me on tears. This guy is seriously BRILLIANT
@tukk
16 жыл бұрын
I cant stop watching this clip.
@AlisonBeach
16 жыл бұрын
Seeing him in Boston next month - can't wait!!!
@curtismapman
16 жыл бұрын
Oh my God that was funny. I am in tears. I just discovered this guy!
@Uphadis
14 жыл бұрын
LOL! Best description of being happy I've heard in a loooong time!
@revalashun
15 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most brilliant comedian. Outstanding.
@solberg05cz
13 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this video the most viewed on KZitem? It is unbelievably hilarious!
@Deadnature
16 жыл бұрын
this guy is my new fav stand up.
@ahalala8
17 жыл бұрын
This is masterpiecelevelofcomedy. So good it defies laws of grammar and has to be written together like that.
@kathyarnold8539
6 жыл бұрын
i have done the "it's here" A FEW times...lmao..
@MrWoopie
15 жыл бұрын
one of the best original
@TypingTornado
13 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a love button instead of a like button. This was absolutely hilarious... every moment of it! Definitely a new favourite.
@crhossen
17 жыл бұрын
"yes i've chosen A4 paper instead of toilet paper" haha
@LodemaiT
16 жыл бұрын
Gosh I just love this guy!
@HALLAWEENBOY
16 жыл бұрын
show bloody funny oh my god i could listen to him all day
@MusicalJoe99
13 жыл бұрын
my favorite eddie izzard clip
@gradgurl2007
15 жыл бұрын
This whole thing brings me joy!
@MrTjl81
13 жыл бұрын
Glorious is Eddie in his prime. The whole show is f*****g brilliant!
@ophs1980
7 жыл бұрын
So damned funny! I have battle scars from my never ending war with printers.
@Simply_Sadie
17 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting this! I love him. Going to put this up on my page :)
@jajayatzi
15 жыл бұрын
This is so funny! i've only discovered him recently and I'm hooked!!!
@amarilrose
14 жыл бұрын
I think this may be my favorite of his outfits that I have seen! :)
@kittyria7
16 жыл бұрын
i love eddie and HA!!! i have tickets to his next show!!! yey!!
@Pamathey
16 жыл бұрын
I'm going to see him in Chicago Friday. I CAN NOT WAIT -- Did I say that already? Let me just say again. Can not wait. I'm glad you got to go. Some day a bunch of us will have to say up and go to every show. haha. That'd be great.
@kaia06
16 жыл бұрын
:D damn i live Eddie!! :D i must have seen this clip about 100 times already, but it still brings me to tears :D
@annerough
11 жыл бұрын
Enjoy Eddie, and just luve this one... Thank you Marcus! Old server engineer here ;-)
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