Subscribe Dammit!!!! (I am very sorry if you were misled)
@jackasad2180
Ай бұрын
is this really from dev or AI? so ridiculous
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
@@jackasad2180 ai of course, I doubt the devs know what a vigor check is
@ender7910
Ай бұрын
@@clankymocha Oh is that what ticked you off? /s
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
@@ender7910I got a few comments actually saying we only found out this was a joke when she said "mandatory vigor checks for hornsent" xD
@ender7910
Ай бұрын
@@clankymocha Lol
@gunzkiller101
Ай бұрын
Tarnished: 😮 Melina: her words not mine.
@donkaa_
Ай бұрын
more like:😧
@nailtoolofamusement
Ай бұрын
Speak for you i'm aroused
@Noizzed
Ай бұрын
Melina this is, uhh, very conflicting...
@HarumiRose
Ай бұрын
dunno what's funnier the vid or your comment lol
@federicomaestri6026
Ай бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣
@Lukart59
Ай бұрын
You know, what I´ve learned from this video is that Marika might have the slightest beef with the hornsent.
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
@@Lukart59 I wouldn't be so certain, we'd have to wait for vaati to dissect this
@Lukart59
Ай бұрын
@@clankymocha Can´t wait for his 45 minute long video explaining Marika´s beef with the Hornsent, this cut dialogue didn´t really convince me.
@eclips_total2215
Ай бұрын
maybe
@ironmaiden93ofangmar
Ай бұрын
I get that she felt like doing a crusade against them. But urinating and defecating on them? Too far.
@michaelmarto69
Ай бұрын
She has. The hornsent killed her entire village for their beliefs
@ch1ckensandwich420
Ай бұрын
sister recited the contents of Genocide Perpetratior's Cookbook [1]
@Lukart59
Ай бұрын
Finding you here was unexpected, but welcome
@ObeseAlatreon
Ай бұрын
@@Lukart59same lol
@SecondOmega
Ай бұрын
Volume [1] of [23]
@wolvenedvard3049
Ай бұрын
More like *Genocide's Avenger
@toxicneamain
Ай бұрын
1001 ways to cook Hornsent
@luce698
Ай бұрын
This gotta be the last thing Marika said to Messmer before dipping
@VictorIV0310
Ай бұрын
Dipped just like the Greater Will leaving Metyr on read.
@Zantetsu13
Ай бұрын
"Mandatory vigor checks for hornsent." Hold up there, Satan.
@turkeyblt_2694
Ай бұрын
I dont understand what that means,can someone pls explain?
@nathanabel8169
Ай бұрын
I usually see it as a pvp joke where you check the other players vigor stat with a strong attack out the door that shouldn't one shot unless the player never invested in the stat. I've seen a lot of wizards die this way.
@Skynet5885
Ай бұрын
@@turkeyblt_2694 Far as I can tell a vigor check is seen as any move that nukes your health bar into oblivion specifically because you didn't put enough points in vigor. Normally you can survive most attacks in the game if you leveled vigor to around 60. Thus, if you can survive a hit with leveled vigor, but you end up dying because you DIDN'T level vigor enough, then you "got vigor checked"
@alonsoisraelolveramartinez3509
Ай бұрын
@@nathanabel8169 i like helping people with bosses particularly the dancing lion , so i got summoned by someone and the host dies seconds after going through the fog because they only had 500 hp
@VictorIV0310
Ай бұрын
The furnace golems are Marika and Messmer’s “jars” for the Hornsent when you really think about it.
@r-i-n-n-e-r
Ай бұрын
No they hold too much crucible symbology for them to be
@soltonali4481
Ай бұрын
well i think death is better then being a jar saint so cant agree
@CM-hx5dp
Ай бұрын
@@soltonali4481 Reminder that no one can actually die in the lands between... so they just burn to death... AN D THEN THEIR SOULS KEEP BURNING ON! Perfectly fitting for filthy hornsent.
@LocksAndChains
Ай бұрын
@@soltonali4481Yeah, but the Hornsent’s degenerate religion believes fire destroys the spirit, which they consider to be a horrific fate. So, burning their bodies is definitely sacrilege to them.
@spacefaringyoshi
Ай бұрын
@@r-i-n-n-e-r Ever heard of turning your enemy's symbols against them?
@ironymaiden1089
Ай бұрын
Welcome to the Shaman Zone.
@undefined6512
Ай бұрын
Only shaman inside hornsent girls.
@DornerAliveCuba
Ай бұрын
Quivering Beast Eye
@user-ou5ls2xc7v
Ай бұрын
Double jointed Hornsent.
@olivalu3022
Ай бұрын
This feels like the Shadow Realm from Yugioh hahaha
@MataNuiOfficial
Ай бұрын
Fresh Jars
@ThisChangeIsAwful
Ай бұрын
YOU FUCKING HAD ME FOR A SECOND GOD DAMNIT
@Epsonea_482
Ай бұрын
My qwueen Meli-Meli speaking facts as always. This is why she can do no wrong
@VictorIV0310
Ай бұрын
Diss Melle Mel if I have to
@SpacePirateLord
Ай бұрын
It's amazing that people just decided the manga nickname for Melina is canon. 🤣
@andreavillani8993
Ай бұрын
We always knew she was brutal… since she landed us those runes… gods even patches can’t believe at the interest rate…
@NoahToledo-xo5pj
Ай бұрын
@@SpacePirateLordmanga Meli-Meli>Game Meli-Meli
@SpacePirateLord
Ай бұрын
@NoahToledo-xo5pj I don't disagree with you. 🤣 The most interesting thing about the manga is the author took a hiatus to play Shadow... So we might get Meli-Meli in the DLC in the manga at least.
@SmileytheSmile
Ай бұрын
I can imagine Maria walking around in circles in her circular room near the Erdtree, mumbling Hornsent death plans to herself like a maniac, with the royal scribe, looking confused and scared, writing down what she said like a restaurant menu.
@tremor230
Ай бұрын
"Did I already say the one about their grandmas?" "Yes, Lady Marika😰" "Write it again, old farts deserve two laps of stairs falling... add *tell Hornsent to git gud* to the list." "Yes, Lady Marika.."
@funguy398
Ай бұрын
Is this from Marika's book "My Elden Struggle"?
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
Okay this takes the cake hahahah
@CM-hx5dp
Ай бұрын
Good book, you should read it with Turtle Pope.
@alihorda
Ай бұрын
So apparently Marika, before becoming a god, was a failed art student of the academy
@EpicFroggz
Ай бұрын
LMAO
@dev4159
Ай бұрын
@@alihorda Hold up man
@internetjesus
Ай бұрын
“In Marika’s Own Words” was beautiful.
@alfalldoot6715
Ай бұрын
"This is the bedtime story my Mother told my brother and I when we were young"
@theknightskyisi
Ай бұрын
I believed this for a bit too long, until she said "mandatory vigor checks" really.
@StrifeZack343
Ай бұрын
You believed slam dunk?
@are3287
Ай бұрын
Not familiar with the tnd copypasta eh
@matthewthomasgaming3812
Ай бұрын
I cracked at “dry leaf whirlwind hornsent into the abysal woods
@Eric-yt7fp
Ай бұрын
the writing in this game never ceases to amaze me. even the stuff they cut is thick with subtext, almost poetic. Beautiful.
@anomitas
Ай бұрын
Bruh
@bilge677
Ай бұрын
the upbeat tone Melina has when saying 'Turn hornsent into man-flies' is hilarious
@Elijah557
Ай бұрын
The Golden Order has fallen, billions of hornset must be felled
@TheLad196
Ай бұрын
"Total Hornsent Death" _harp stroke_
@spacefaringyoshi
Ай бұрын
You can really tell she's Messmer sister here.
@Colesign
Ай бұрын
Marika: "Commander Mesmer. The time has come. Execute Order 66."
@blueray2174
Ай бұрын
'Fire knights vigorously shiting on scorpion stew' Messmer: Perfect.
@ahihi7706
28 күн бұрын
Messmer: "This is where the fun begins"
@phamthienphuc3951
Ай бұрын
i almost bought this as actual cut content until Malina tell the Tarnished to "mandatory vigor check for Hornsent"
@Armored_Ariete
Ай бұрын
what do you mean, this is straight from the DLC datamining
@gedewahyu.p
Ай бұрын
You believe slam dunk?
@Elden_Beastie
Ай бұрын
Concentrate Hornsent population in a dungeon. Fill the dungeon with Eiglay's poison. Seal the dungeon with Impenetrable Thorns.
@tuba3000
Ай бұрын
I swear this has been done in real life to approximatively 6 million people but I just can’t seem to remember the specifics.
@Elden_Beastie
Ай бұрын
@@tuba3000 Kid named Adolf
@nafinbomb
Ай бұрын
@@tuba3000How many? Theres no way it could have been that many in as little as half a decade.
@tuba3000
Ай бұрын
@@nafinbomb My guy, it took me 6 seconds to find the information online.
@nafinbomb
Ай бұрын
@@tuba3000 There is plenty of inaccurate and false information online.
@ImrdIstt.SH.
Ай бұрын
"mandatory vigor checks for hornsent" and "farm hornsent with waves of gold" fucking ruined me
@ryanleatigaga7596
Ай бұрын
"...Hey, mom, maybe we're going a little overboard with these guys..." -Messmer to Marika
@Ronnie.rocket.333
9 күн бұрын
And then she abandoned him in Lands of Shadow
@nobuffer101
Ай бұрын
The best part is, Marika’s words are honestly justified here. Hornsent wants his clan redeemed when his clan in Bonny Village are literally still going at it? Yeah, no redemption for you guys.
@NeedsContent
Ай бұрын
Specifically, she wanted all these done in that exact order.
@kokorochacarero8003
Ай бұрын
THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT LMAO
@ADHDDistracts
Ай бұрын
"Hoarfrost stomp fat Hornsent Inquisitors" is a bar
@MarK0-D4c
Ай бұрын
Melina kindly explaining to his big bro Messmer 😊 Messmer: Got it 😂
@SGTSkylor
Ай бұрын
ah... she has such a way with words ❤
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
@@SGTSkylor eternal queen for a reason, am I right ? 🔥🔥
@OceanMan_Nico
Ай бұрын
Lore KZitemrs: From this dialogue we can learn that Marika probably disliked the Hornsent.
@Ronnie.rocket.333
9 күн бұрын
What makes you think that?
@Ra_Dawg
Ай бұрын
I didn't think... I could fall in love with Melina... Even more...
@The_All_Fatter
Ай бұрын
Melina out here telling us about Marika’s browser history.
@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO
Ай бұрын
You can tell this was made with love. Every line is a direct reference to dialogue, item descriptions, implied lore, and with correct pronunciation. Elden Ring fans can’t get better than this
@Brazils-only-hope
Ай бұрын
wtf I love Marika now
@josetomascamposrobledano4618
Ай бұрын
“I hope that helped you, in lew of a maiden’s guidance.
@zoeadkins9095
Ай бұрын
The to-do list Marika left for Messmer before she bailed.
@helixtk
Ай бұрын
Holy when I saw this pop up I just screamed to myself silently "WHY WOULD THEY CUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS" Can't say I was disappointed
@matthewthomasgaming3812
Ай бұрын
“Force hornsent to fight godskin duo” would have been funny
@panikot7420
Ай бұрын
In Marika's own words...
@yassinefarah2423
Ай бұрын
The fact Marika considered using the frenzied flame of all things to wipe out hornsent explains why she inspired terror in the hearts of many.
@darkindragon
Ай бұрын
Where is that stated?
@alfalldoot6715
Ай бұрын
Midra wasn't affiliated with Marika I'm pretty sure.
@shutup11337
Ай бұрын
What? Where did you get that from LMFAO
@gunsevenwhillans420
Ай бұрын
This entire reply section didn't watch the video apparently
@Epistolary8
Ай бұрын
Messmer, dangling a Hornsent over a Furnace Golem: “Are you sorry about what you did?” The Hornsent: “I can assiduously assure you that my people and I are completely and utterly at fault in this matter. It is with utmost sincerity that I extend my deepest apologies to you and your kindred for the grave and irredeemable injustices we have inflicted upon you. I am undeserving of life, but if you, in your infinite magnanimity, should spare my worthless self, I will prostrate myself before you and swear total and undying fealty to you in total perpetuity.” Messmer: “Moooommm, can you translate all that for me?” Marika: “I think he was saying, “Throw me and my family into the Furnace Golem, burning to death is totally cool and awesome! “
@tremor230
Ай бұрын
"NOOOO!" Marika: "Make him fall with a backflip, dear! Mommy likes when you throw them in the furnace with a backflip!"
@bubbajoe117
Ай бұрын
If Marika wasn’t wife material before this cements it.
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
@@bubbajoe117 there's a reason we spend hundreds of hours on this game just to marry her at the end 🔥
@sasaki999pro
Ай бұрын
Honestly I just appreciate that Marika is displaying such Build-Positivity She doesn't judge you for using things like swinging Katana's or spamming spells, all that matters is that you are wielding those things for a just cause ☺️
@NotNowBiri
Ай бұрын
12 year old Messmer heard this and was like "say less, let me know when I should stop"
@DarknessIsTheTruth
Ай бұрын
I'm getting the slight implication that Marika didn't particularly care for Horsent very much. We need Vaati to investigate!
@CrazyCaleo
Ай бұрын
Can confirm this is what happens when you do all of those things and keep melina alive (real)(reveal)(truth unveiled)(not clickbait).
@cyrusol
Ай бұрын
Hoarah Loux: "Slam dunk you say? Thy Greater Will be done!"
@saeruji
Ай бұрын
gives off the "Legalize Nuclear Bombs" vibes. Fire 🔥🔥🔥
@ALaz502
Ай бұрын
Whoa. This is a huge lore bombshell.
@blamepluto7308
Ай бұрын
“Cremate Hornsent in the embrace of Messmer’s flame” should be at the end
@TheScrootch
Ай бұрын
She's got such a way with words...
@hobosorcerer
Ай бұрын
We really out here with the lands between genocide copypasta lmao
@tiagomiranda316
Ай бұрын
Total hornsent anihillation🔥🔥🔥
@askalon4558
Ай бұрын
Marika's to do list...
@rjart7988
Ай бұрын
"Stirfry hornsent on a Furnace golem" 🗿 Marika r u writtin' a cookbook or somethin'? ☠️
@KingCasual1986
Ай бұрын
After watching VaatiVidya’s video on the DLC, I gotta say: the Hornsent kind of had it coming!
@Cosmoskind
Ай бұрын
"Defecate into a hornsent's scorpion stew" was the one that turned my "ok what" into roaring laughter
@Brasswatchman
Ай бұрын
Kinda surprised that didn't turn into a fried Hornsent recipe of some kind by the end there.
@Muzzle1300
Ай бұрын
*Tarnish brings this up to Morgott* Morgott: yes me and Mohg were given special treatment, you should have seen father argue for days to negotiate that we not be brutally killed, and eventually settled on being grounded…”
@satellitesnake8737
Ай бұрын
I'd even say Give Hornsent a Seluvis's Potion to drink.
@fumirokugen576
Ай бұрын
something tells me there's also Melina's own words in there.
@lorddervish212quinterosara6
Ай бұрын
ER if Midzaki wasn't afraid of success:
@shadowlord1821
Ай бұрын
This just made my day. Was gonna exit the video but I had to hear what Marika said
@welcometovalhalla2884
Ай бұрын
This feels like the Elden Ring version of the kind of dialogue you would get if you clicked dozens of times on a character in Warcraft 3
@kelaestheicts6207
Ай бұрын
im a huge melina fan and my friends used this to fucking jebait me. fuck man im so upset. spot on impression thou
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
Hahaha, gotcha xD This is not an impression though, it's ai
@dagantheterrible
Ай бұрын
@clankymocha What AI program is this accurate?
@ETBrooD
Ай бұрын
I can't forgive Miyazaki for cutting the poetry of all time. In protest, I won't play the DLC for one minute.
@tuba3000
Ай бұрын
Same. I’ll play it for 50 hours
@Oznerol1234
Ай бұрын
Hearing that violent dialogue with the chillest music in the background is something else.
@arkhanok6329
Ай бұрын
This explains so much of the lore especialy the "urinate" part.
@LorenzoLame80085
Ай бұрын
ng+7 and I still get lost there
@cosmicmelon9305
15 күн бұрын
*Melina then licks her finger to flip to the next page*
@FidgetTheRat
Ай бұрын
I was expecting this to actually be serious, but you know what-I’m still not disappointed lmfaooo
@davidcameron5308
25 күн бұрын
So this video has been sitting in my watch later playlist for a month until I beat the DLC because I thought this was going to reveal some deep lore that might tie everything together. I watch it today and... Great experience all around hahaha
@clankymocha
25 күн бұрын
@@davidcameron5308 okay, this made my day ahahahah Ngl, I'm super jealous of your experience xD
@shun-li8204
Ай бұрын
Everyone laughing until Marika decides to send Hornsents to the Gas Chambers...
@Danktorias
11 күн бұрын
And I'll continue laughing
@Synaw97
Ай бұрын
“Marika’s Manifesto”
@cptbaguette
Ай бұрын
i love that she doesnt leave at the end, the video just ends cutting her off 10/10 editing
@elijahford3696
Ай бұрын
The list continues, but the point is understood.
@Kryptnyt
Ай бұрын
"Spoken echoes of Marco Pierre White linger here. Sounds like a recipe for Hornsent"
@Noctislolig
Ай бұрын
This changes everything. The lore implications are incredible.
@ivanvoloder8114
22 күн бұрын
Farm Hornsent with waves of gold. You just gave me a idea.
@carlosignacio6735
8 күн бұрын
"Drown Hornsent in festive grease" I wonder if Marika fried them in the jars as well
@gilangadlisdastifa7464
Ай бұрын
"....and most importantly; Send Hornsent to Brazil!"
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
Nonono I don't think she's that evil
@padrenuestre
Ай бұрын
Can I get the context to that one, please? 😂
@pizzaluvah198
Ай бұрын
WHYYYY WHY DID THEY CUT THIS. I KEPT MELINA ALIVE FOR THIS EXACT REASON 😩😩😭
@ncuriousmediator9434
Ай бұрын
NOT THE GRANDAM!😭
@sasaki999pro
Ай бұрын
DAMN, Marika really pulled up like "DO IT, CALL ME _STRUMPET_ ONE MORE TIME! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"
@alexberta5195
Ай бұрын
This could be the opening words to Marika’s Elden Ring equivalent of “Mein Kampf”
@aurumthebrave3427
Ай бұрын
This is why I became Elden Lord at the end
@redacap
Ай бұрын
true and real (real)
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
Fastest comment in the west 😭
@carlosignacio6735
10 күн бұрын
This is such a great addition to the lore. Thank you💀
@bluewind55
Ай бұрын
It’s the fact she already talks like AI so you can make it sound so convincing lol
@varenwilson1514
Ай бұрын
"Tell hornsent who the blade of miquella is"
@gregpalmer7211
Ай бұрын
I called bs at " whirlwind slam dunk hornsent into a trash can" 😂😂😂
@Shifsabre
Ай бұрын
This goes on for a few more hours
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
You're very lucky I cut it down to 2 minutes
@teero121
22 күн бұрын
why do i imagine her muttering this to herself while putting on makeup
@Smell-sama
Ай бұрын
I can honestly see why John Elden Ring cut this dialogue. The fact Marika wants us to "defecate in a hornsent's scorpion stew" is diabolical. It's a little too dark for the fun light hearted vibe they were clearly going for in the dlc.
@Untarnished2022
26 күн бұрын
"Man, this Marika guy is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what I'm gonna do… What am I gonna do? I'm Marika's top guy. What am I gonna do? Queen Marika chose me to lead the revolution!"
@borntopwnyou
24 күн бұрын
Cut Messmer dialogue
@Danktorias
11 күн бұрын
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
@lilyayora
Ай бұрын
Nodding along and taking notes
@TheDoomsdayzoner
Ай бұрын
Honestly, if you are an Int, and not Faith build, I reccomend you to farm Hornsent with Hoarfrost Stomp. More painful, and doesn't take much to make it OP.
@EdyKru
Ай бұрын
You are exactly the channel i want atm.
@dziosdzynes7663
Ай бұрын
9/10 for not pronouncing scadutree as "ska-doo"
@clankymocha
Ай бұрын
Shadow tree is the correct pronunciation thooo
@dziosdzynes7663
Ай бұрын
@@clankymocha correct ≠ best
@gunsevenwhillans420
Ай бұрын
The best pronounciation is "Skibiditree", not "Skadootree"
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