I'd like yo imagine that igon was straight at first but then after finding out bayle was homophobic became gay out of sheer spite
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
beautiful, i love it
@MasterofSwords991
2 ай бұрын
CUUUUUURSE YOU BAAAAYLE!
@RowanB6
2 ай бұрын
@@friedfish6870 Igon, rawdogging the Tarnished while staring daggers into Bayle: watch me, you scaly bastard
@doctorrtd4326
2 ай бұрын
@@RowanB6I wish he would rawdog me
@the_wisest_tree
2 ай бұрын
He's only attracted to true drake warriors
@sardonicmuffin4314
2 ай бұрын
"Bayle is incredibly homophobic" This sentence is so fucking funny
@fluffybat5421
2 ай бұрын
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@live10yearsinthejointreact80
2 ай бұрын
@@fluffybat5421I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
@xLanzer
2 ай бұрын
@@live10yearsinthejointreact80BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON!
@eyasu.
2 ай бұрын
@@xLanzer YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
@the_wisest_tree
2 ай бұрын
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON
@ELDniel-DW5pg
2 ай бұрын
"its godfrey and marika, not godfrey and radagon!"-Lamenter 2024
@lucaballarati9694
2 ай бұрын
You could cut the irony with a knife it's so dense
@jasonrumler4545
2 ай бұрын
@@lucaballarati9694you accidentally spelled knife as life somehow I’m just letting you know
@digplayz5740
2 ай бұрын
pepeLaugh
@JohanKylander
2 ай бұрын
Goldmask *slightly waves finger ("Marika is Radagon")
@Name_Not_Included-e7y
Ай бұрын
I mean…Godfrey did f@&k Radagon in his Marikussy…😉
@IndominusRex-wc1ey
2 ай бұрын
Bayle being a conspiracy theorist is fucking incredible
@thewitchrenna
2 ай бұрын
Messmer definitely has internalized homophobia but I like to imagine the snakes telling you not to take it personally and that he's working on it. Great video, can't wait for the spirit ashes tier list
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
Aww I love that, his snakes are indeed the cutest
@repws7076
2 ай бұрын
Personally I think it’s the other way around
@Morgobbo
2 ай бұрын
Abissal snake is a 4Chan Mod 🤣🤣🤣 @@repws7076
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
@@repws7076the vile serpent is inciting him to hate especially because his parents did not have a very conventional relationship to conceive him but the winged serpents are trying to help him better understand himself, his sexuality and his relationship with relenna and quellign
@VTWS
2 ай бұрын
Oh the man who got shunned by his mother and religion because he got a snake inside him?
@samlarson9120
2 ай бұрын
The Forager Brood don't understand the concept of sexuality, but they're just so happy you don't hate them, they're staunch allies. Plus they heard a bigot call gay people rotten and they immediately felt kinship.
@whatthewhatthe9117
2 ай бұрын
Bayle was so bigoted he tried to unthey/them Placcidusax’s male and female head
@lilylohmann614
2 ай бұрын
My god, Bayle tried to give Placcidusax pronouns…
@himenomagnum248
2 ай бұрын
Me:"I'm gay." Rellana:"...does that mean... you like Messmer?" Me (a gay woman): "No it means I'm into w..." Rellana: "STAY AWAY FROM MESSMER!!!"
@MKmaki6094
2 ай бұрын
I love the image of you tryna dodge through her 10 million year long combo only to tell her that instead of punishing
@pucciraskolnikov7266
2 ай бұрын
@@MKmaki6094 Shadow of the erdtree: homophobic route
@joshuaconnall4237
2 ай бұрын
“STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY”
@flavienmaillard3910
2 ай бұрын
@@MKmaki6094 what does Rellana stamina bar looks like after hitting so much 😐
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
@@flavienmaillard3910 18 inches of stamina bar
@clashaccount8737
2 ай бұрын
Igon spent a decade studying how to become a homophobe-phobe after he heard Bayle was homophobic. He also spends at least 8 hours a day trolling Bayle online.
@thatlittlemonstrosity
2 ай бұрын
not just Baylephobe, he is everything that Bayle is phobe
@monsieurdorgat6864
2 ай бұрын
I love the cartoon someone made where Igon does the "CUUUURSE YOUUU BAAAYLE! BEHOLD! I HAVE DEPICTED MYSELF AND THE DRAKE WARRIOR AS THE CHADS, AND YOU BAYLE AS THE SOYJACK!!!"
@pucciraskolnikov7266
Ай бұрын
@@thatlittlemonstrosity there are huge implications he's not racist towards dragons, It's just Bayle who is a big jerk
@thatlittlemonstrosity
Ай бұрын
@@pucciraskolnikov7266 he’s a drakehunter. He kills all drakes and eats their hearts. I might be wrong but that’s pretty racist to drakes
@lucaballarati9694
2 ай бұрын
A TRUE BISEXUAL WARRIOR, AND I: IGON! YOUR PHOBIAS, MADE FLESH!
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
SOLID OF CONVICTION YOU MIGHT BE FOUL BIGGOT! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN WORLD VIEW! WITH A HAIL OF ARGUMENTS!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!
@TheCubifyer
2 ай бұрын
Bayles two phobias, biphobia and Igonophobia.
@Ghenshaunite
2 ай бұрын
i chocked on my spit
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!! I, HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL BE CANCELLED THIS DAY!!
@cinnamoon423
2 ай бұрын
@@TheCubifyerworse than biphobia. The bisexual ERASER(Please read this in the intro cutscene voice)
@VarreMohgLover
2 ай бұрын
I genuinely thank you for apologizing to Lord Mohg. It has been brighter days after my lord beat the allegations.
@deputyhobbs9683
2 ай бұрын
Mohg may not have been a monster, but he's still very evil
@bobbob-wg1il
2 ай бұрын
@@deputyhobbs9683 no? the only dudes he kills are golden order people who are gonna try and kill him anyway. going off ansbach and even varre, they are some of the more excepting characters, somehow even varre doesn't disciminate that much compared to like most characters
@VarreMohgLover
2 ай бұрын
@@bobbob-wg1il how am I supposed to discriminate when everyone is equally stupid?
@the_wisest_tree
2 ай бұрын
Lord Mohg will have his dignity 🗣🗣🗣
@eldritch3465
2 ай бұрын
@@bobbob-wg1il he has a lake of blood. you cant be good and have a lake of blood
@kenanjabr1992
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach: "Oh, something you want to get off your chest? It was you, wasn't it? Who was gay with Lord Mohg? Ugh. Fear not, I hold no grudge against you. His eminence was felled in an honorable heartbreak, and such are the risks of seeking gay companionship. Besides, what right have I (a cis male) to complain? I blame the American enchantment more than anything. Righteous Tarnished, we will have our victory."
@corvuscallosum5079
2 ай бұрын
Igon is such a militant ally that it's actually slightly stressful. In any case he's been too wrapped up in hating homophobia (with every last drop of his being) to pause a moment and work out anything about his own sexuality.
@MasterofSwords991
2 ай бұрын
CURSE YOU BAYLE
@spacecowboy5486
2 ай бұрын
Igon's whole sexuality is based around being Baylephobic
@theapexsurvivor9538
2 ай бұрын
Messmer: It would never work between us, not because you're gay, but because you're a Tarnished... *Impales you*
@erikrose2803
2 ай бұрын
Tarnished comes back 2mins later: “harder”
@felixlewis-ralston
2 ай бұрын
He’s not homophobic, just racist
@llamawarllord
2 ай бұрын
Messmer isn't homophobic, he's just racist
@skumsdemons
Ай бұрын
@@erikrose2803me irl
@HugoLuman
2 ай бұрын
Gotta introduce Thiollier to the Dragon Communion Priestess, she'll have a talk and give her hormones
@Crow_Bitch
2 ай бұрын
imagine if you could get E from eating dragon hearts that would be so fucking metal
@alfalldoot6715
Ай бұрын
Nah Thiollier straight as shit
@mickdonald7885
Ай бұрын
Dah fuck
@lilostich_
2 ай бұрын
If Messmer didn't die after the fight with the tarnished, he would've end up going all "fuck mom, i can do whatever i want" and realizing that he was born to serve CVNT and not to stay locked in a dark room
@Adora_Lucifera
2 ай бұрын
SOMEONE ELSE HAS MY TRANS MESSMER HEADCANON
@lilostich_
2 ай бұрын
@@Adora_Lucifera Messmer has that queer vibe not even Marika who's literally bigender has It has something to do with the snakes and i dont know how to explain it to you
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
I always seen Messmer leaning more to being Non-binary, but trans Messmer could also work
@lilostich_
2 ай бұрын
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 for me he's actually non binary for sure, but that means transgender either way
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
@@lilostich_ Yeah, makes sense
@babula1965
2 ай бұрын
I joined the bloody fingers thinking it'd be a cool death cult only to find out it's a bunch of old gay men hanging out and watching re-runs of I love lucy, what the hell?!
@RowanB6
2 ай бұрын
The Igon voice clip was ESSENTIAL to the vibes
@TheImaggine
2 ай бұрын
the grandma would never be homophobic. She'd never be homophobic to dancing beast if they were gay
@katalinacharoite479
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach feels like one of those older gents who went through Elden Ring's Stonewall raid back in the day. Understanding, respectful, but also one of the hardest guys you'll ever meet. Would pull out a "back in my day" but in a good way, then proceed to smack the next person being homophobic to you over the head.
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
well probably he would just cut them to pieces with his scythe
@llamawarllord
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach was that guy who was just there at the same time and decided to throw a brick at a cop
@field5758
2 ай бұрын
I think that Leda would just kill you for the possibility of you loving someone more than Miquella
@RocketSlacker
2 ай бұрын
"Well, thou'rt gay, it seemeth." fucking slayed me i am so glad i actually got into elden ring lore just so i could see and understand this whole video. thank you skewclip for my life
@rubythorns2349
2 ай бұрын
The sapphic enemies to lovers tension between me and Moonrithyll's GIANT SWORD WHY DO YOU DO SO MUCH DAMAGE FUCK
@kingbrachy9035
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach also an ally of LGBT? This man just keeps winning.
@somedumbwitch
2 ай бұрын
With how much of a homie he is? No way he'd be bigoted
@wadespencer3623
Ай бұрын
Well when he mentioned how Miquella wanted to use Mogh's body to be the vessel for his consort, he wasn't at all bothered by the fact Miquella wanted a man, just that he was defiling Mogh's body. That's basically canon.
@specterr3177
2 ай бұрын
I love these powerpoint presentation looking ass slides so much 😭
@DeathPoke1qa
2 ай бұрын
My favorite slides are the ones that turn into little birds :)
@abrahamlincolnreal8166
2 ай бұрын
Personally I believe Bayle isn’t exclusively homophobic but just generally hates everyone just cause he is too mad to single out a particular group. 100% agree with everything else though and am glad that Jerren got redeemed from F tier
@negative6442
2 ай бұрын
Yeah he'd get mad regardless of what you are lol
@salgoragarus5854
2 ай бұрын
He hates everything and everyone equally Except placidusax he hates him the most
@akechijubeimitsuhide
2 ай бұрын
How was Jerren ever F tier is a mystery. He always gave off "definitely had a thing going with Radahn" vibes. At least to me, but I'm queer.
@ThatCrazyBookWyrm
2 ай бұрын
@@akechijubeimitsuhide He's also just like? A cool dude. Besties with Iji, is only hunting witches who mass murder sorcerors in pursuit of forbidden power (I love Sellen but siding with her for the spell and armor in my sorcerer run hurt so bad, it's hard being a moral mage). Even if he wasn't queer with Radahn (and he totally was) he spent hundreds of years holding the festival in the hope of eventually giving Radahn peace. Cleanrot Knight Finley and Jerren give me so many emotions, both were truly devoted to their lords (and probable lovers). I'm glad that you can actually give him a happy ending.
@samlarson9120
2 ай бұрын
I really appreciate that you pronounced Thiollier correctly.
@F1shyBab1shy
2 ай бұрын
Igon‘s a Transmasc who’s using his big strong man voice and muscles to help us kill Bayle who definitely called him a slur before
@MasterofSwords991
2 ай бұрын
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEE
@jivesen
2 ай бұрын
@@MasterofSwords991I HEREBY VOW
@turkeykorvid
Ай бұрын
Bayle told him "Be more ladylike!" and he immediately transitioned out of spite
@himenomagnum248
2 ай бұрын
Leda is just a walking red flag
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
and I'm gonna walk right into it 😪
@kirbyis4ever
2 ай бұрын
She's hot soooo...
@theapexsurvivor9538
2 ай бұрын
At this point she's basically a howl's moving castle made from what were probably rainbow flags at one point, but, well... she's a little too enthusiastic in bed and the blood stains just won't wash out anymore... She'd also have definitely been the homewrecker for Radahn and Leonard if you hadn't already done it (and if Radahn or Leonard had even the slightest interest in anything other than their ace bromance)
@spacecowboy5486
2 ай бұрын
Leda is extremely homophobic towards anyone EXCEPT for Miquella. If you're gay for Miquella that's fine, but if you like somebody else you must be slain. She also thinks that women must be gay for Miquella too even tho he's a man, she hasn't quite figured out how that works (if you point out to her that she can't be gay for a man, she will stab herself to death feeling like a traitor)
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
@@skewclipno, leda Is completely crazy, she has a sick obsession with the gay leader of her religious sect, maybe she is extremely supportive with her leader's orientation but underneath she simps sooooo hard for him
@let_there_be_dark
2 ай бұрын
As a bisexual woman can i just say how much i love seeint content like this in the elden ring fandom. Its great to know that theres a queer community around elden ring and they make hilarious videos like this! You guys are awesome!
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
from in general Is quite queer-ish and although the Japanese sometimes have a strange relationship with the LGBTQ+ community they are mostly supportive
@pollatin1052
2 ай бұрын
@@somebody4094 Fromsoft is queerish? Really don't see it. But I assume one would think so due to the mythological elements. And mythologies usually have at least some queerish elements.
@alimoo538
2 ай бұрын
I feel like romina would be gay af but struggles to find someone who accepts her less human features
@astrifer777
2 ай бұрын
But that scorpion tail…😵💫
@alimoo538
2 ай бұрын
The risk makes it hotter
@ferro9926
2 ай бұрын
The only thing o don't accept of her is a lack of toxicognaths (which is more of a failing on from's end)
@camilaverance8797
2 ай бұрын
I VOLUNTER AS TRIBUTE
@breezeshooter42
2 ай бұрын
I think it's more likely she can't find anyone who can handle her 25 inch stinger 😵💫
@ChildishGoblinoOS3
2 ай бұрын
I feel like Messmer and Rellana are the typical couple that is secretly gay but they enjoy each other's company and they dont wanna raise eyebrows
@artisan2906
2 ай бұрын
SIBLINGS! DAMN YOU THEY'RE SIBLINGS! DON'T DO THAT! edit: I've learned now!
@snowblind9551
2 ай бұрын
@@artisan2906 Actually, they're aunt-and-nephew. Is that better or worse?
@artisan2906
2 ай бұрын
@@snowblind9551WORSE! DEAR GOOD GOD WORSE!
@spacemegalodon5049
2 ай бұрын
Thank you George RR Martin.
@nicholasjackl7531
2 ай бұрын
@@artisan2906Umm… no? Messmer is the son of Rellana’s sister’s ex-husband with *another woman* (Marika). There’s no blood relation between Rellana and Messmer. Worst case scenario, she was *briefly* his legal step-aunt, and then not again.
@himenomagnum248
2 ай бұрын
Bloodborne homophobia-tier list needs to happen asap!
@Fulcrum_7567
2 ай бұрын
Agreed - Lady Maria and the Doll are the first ones I would tell, of course
@Calvagh-07
2 ай бұрын
imagine telling alfred
@Fulcrum_7567
2 ай бұрын
@@Calvagh-07 “Oh, would you look at that, I’ve been beaten to a pulp”
@theawickward2255
2 ай бұрын
In Bloodborne everyone is hunterphobic.
@RowanB6
2 ай бұрын
@@theawickward2255 as someone familiar with the lore, I'm immensely hunterphobic
@stringbones9360
2 ай бұрын
I knew Ansbach was out of my league but I didn't need to hear it. Love to see hardcore Elden Ring Queer content. Exactly what I needed.
@maximumwebb5371
2 ай бұрын
I will now be integrating trans lesbian thollier into my reading of elden ring congratulations on the opinion
@suushein
2 ай бұрын
Wanting to avoid telling Red Bear you're gay because he would roar "I'M GAYER!!!" and bite you with rabies and in madness, is all kinds of funny 💀
@emv2917
2 ай бұрын
You know, I was originally in the "St. Trina is a trans woman and Thiollier is a chaser" camp, but you make a strong argument
@RowanB6
2 ай бұрын
@@emv2917 this comment has opened my eyes and I demand they be forcibly shut again
@kingsteel2972
2 ай бұрын
@@RowanB6 try following messmer's tutorial
@RowanB6
2 ай бұрын
@@kingsteel2972 as horrifying as that is, I can't deny it would be effective
@dado8467
2 ай бұрын
This comment is absolute gold
@myau1018
2 ай бұрын
nodding furiously in agreement despite only being 10 hours into elden ring
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
Always cool to see a new player, how far did you get into the game?
@myau1018
2 ай бұрын
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 i've been generally following the grace light path, so i got up to margit and then decided to to go back and explore everything else in the other direction. i ventured a bit into caelid to get the meteorite staff, but got scared and decided to go back lol. im just wandering and fighting random guys now😁
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
@@myau1018 Cool, gravity magic is really good for breaking stance, so i would reccomend you getting the Misericorde, so you can get good crit damages, but it's just a suggestion, play the game however you like it, just make sure you're having fun
@myau1018
2 ай бұрын
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 thanks for the advice!
@jgamer997
2 ай бұрын
2:18 CURSE YOU BAYLE!!
@pessoaaleatoria2586
2 ай бұрын
I, HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!
@MotivatedMunchkin-p9q
Ай бұрын
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE FOWL DRAGON!!
@slowestking55
2 ай бұрын
Erm actually thiollier is actually gay because he’s actually my boyfriend
@justaruz1559
2 ай бұрын
I'm so glad someone else saw Thiollier as an egg! Also I agree with another commenter about Rellana and Messmer both being gay, mainly because I fucking love her (boss fight) so much. Wish she had an intro to the fight 😢
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
She deserved a cutscene so much 😭
@Calvagh-07
2 ай бұрын
thioller has INCREDIBLY long hair under the mask if you're able to check
@spacecowboy5486
2 ай бұрын
@@Calvagh-07Thiollier x St. Trina is that one couple that stays in bed all day alternating cuddles and sleep (damn wish it was me)
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
@@spacecowboy5486weeeell since st's nectar is a bit deadly she should be careful with her lover
@wahini4
2 ай бұрын
bayle living in phoenix arizona is just canon to me now
@Michal-je1hx
2 ай бұрын
Tbh it's hard to NOT be gay for Messmer
@lilostich_
2 ай бұрын
He's like the ultimate twink
@_Tzer
2 ай бұрын
18 INCHES
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
as a gay man, yea...
@JamesLakin-lk6fj
2 ай бұрын
As an asexual man i agree
@MintyRevnant
Ай бұрын
As someone on the asexual spectrum I agree with being gay for messmer
@timediamond3921
2 ай бұрын
Igon is in my mind the kind of guy whod start a fistfight if he ever heard anything even remotely homophobic and scream at the top of his lungs throughout the entire fight.
@chasethecringewolf2195
2 ай бұрын
Jokes aside It is tremendous how much Messmer ends uo being a cool guy, not just in style but morality. Alot of his decisions are made by his Mother I never get the impression he hates anyone that he is crusading against. Even to us he seems to describe how he wont “Suffer a lord devoid of light.” While he is a Lord devoid of light. He even says “O lightless creature, embrace thine oblivion as shall I.” He clearly takes Marika’s hatred to heart and self internalizes. While Morgott rebels against Marika for the Golden Order Messmer was probably her most loyal child and he realized how much she screwed him.
@genericcatgirl
2 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who gets egg vibes from Throllier lol (can use those poison making skills to brew up diy hrt and distribute it across the lands with the help of St Trina)
@spacecowboy5486
2 ай бұрын
Egg?
@smarthipan
2 ай бұрын
@@spacecowboy5486trans but hasn't realized it yet! :3
@alfalldoot6715
Ай бұрын
He's just a shy guy who loves sleeping it ain't that deep
@biteursknbiteurskn
Ай бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 shes just a eepy girl
@Gochannie0203
2 ай бұрын
Trans lesbian thiollier makes WAYYY too much sense lolol You've given me a lot to think about lol
@HittingBandy
2 ай бұрын
I love how you gave the Furnace Golems the personality of a chronic collector, yes of course they want a gay person in their basket, they never had one before.
@iradavies
2 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie I was waiting for the “CURSE YOU BAYEL” the entire video it was the best part and arguably the best entry in the series
@pillbug7971
2 ай бұрын
absolutely vital information for the lore, amazing video as always! Also good luck on the final boss bc it took me like 10 hours 😭
@gettrolled938
2 ай бұрын
OMFG I CAN'T KEEP SAYING THIS BUT WHY ARE THESE JUST OBJECTIVELY TRUE, 3 FOR 3 NOW
@mgerbil6713
2 ай бұрын
The bit about ads was so good
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
Thank you, it is one of my favorites lmao
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
9:30 the crucible is the source of all life, I believe that being devoid of order and pure expression of life all the knights of the crucible are pan, not strictly for each other but with everyone and love all life incorporating every aspect
@zeppie_
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach is the grizzled old gay guy at the bar who is happy to see that people are able to be more open these days
@F1shyBab1shy
2 ай бұрын
Dragon Communion Priestess seems like that Supportive Aunt, you know what I’m saying?
@dabbingperson9236
2 ай бұрын
Good luck with “gitting gud”. Excellent video BTW.
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
thank you, I'm gonna need it lmao
@MotivatedMunchkin-p9q
Ай бұрын
Check out the “Let Me Tank Him” build if you want an easy route I know I did
@ezrabaeza992
2 ай бұрын
If you take off the robes of the dancing lion the two dancers are wearing nothing but bags on their heads and an undergarment only slightly better than the wretch’s. So a little freaky too
@Adora_Lucifera
2 ай бұрын
I would like to suggest transbian messmer headcanon, Rellana is just waiting for her to figure it out so they can be gay, do crusades together
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
Evil lesbians for the win!!!
@alfalldoot6715
Ай бұрын
Then Rellana couldn't get that writhing snake
@icetide9411
2 ай бұрын
Considering how Leda killed the other needle knights because she saw them as less devoted, I feel like she'd be so gay with you, to the point where you'd have a fling, and then out of nowhere she'll just stab you while saying "YOURE NOT GAY ENOUGH!"
@himenomagnum248
2 ай бұрын
Moore:"Gay... forever?"
@wrasse1155
2 ай бұрын
St. Trina and Thiollier exist for gender-queer ppl I just know it.
@EllieDifferentHandle
2 ай бұрын
Ansbach may or may not have had a thing for mohg before Miquella stole their hearts, and Ymir transmasc theory??? (headcanon)
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
ymir Is probably genderfluid as tiollier
@Nysing
2 ай бұрын
These videos are fantastic. Please never stop
@somebody4094
2 ай бұрын
12:24 zullie has proved they have no clothes under the ritual cape so....
@IAmMyVeryOwn
2 ай бұрын
The funace golem fluttering away did something to me
@fiore.1146
2 ай бұрын
I’m fairly certain the “In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear.” bit is referring to the hornsent locking them in the gaols, not the Lamenters themselves! Great video though!
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I didn't get that when I was researching, but I totally see it now! and ty :)
@OrigamiPhoenix
2 ай бұрын
Thank you for making another excellent contribution to this series that balanced lore, game mechanics, and side splitting comedy.
@lilylohmann614
2 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw Bayle’s slide I was like “oh, Igon is gonna be #1, lol” and then he was and the voice clip made me LOSE IT
@Dastardly_Duo
2 ай бұрын
I'd say Bayle is super supportive. He fought Placidusax because of the discrimination against the Drakes (which Bayle is)
@Dastardly_Duo
2 ай бұрын
Man thinking about gay Hornsent immediately killing you after coming out, not because you're gay but because you're being led by the Erdtree is so funny
@_Tzer
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact about Igon he is so powerful(because he is summoned mid fight) that he does not increase bayle's hp when summoned.. meaning you are actively making yourself weaker by not summoning him.
@somedudewithakeyboard5388
2 ай бұрын
I bet Bayle and Placidusax used to be INCREDIBLY GAY with one another, like... wearing kink gear to a pride parade levels. Then Placi became Dragonlord and thus consort to somebody who isn't Bayle. Cue an entire Game of Thrones Dragon Edition, with every scene of these two having unbearable sexual tension, the series culminating in their duel and mutual maiming
@nathanbarrett4402
2 ай бұрын
I guess you can't really say you 'forgot' her as she only shows up in a painting and a corpse but there is Nanaya. I think shes a Frenzy Flame follower so probably around about D-tier, doesn't care but way too enthusiastic about the 'disorder' you'll bring. And for fun the Aging Untouchables are 100% homophobic, that staff pointing during the grab is much too accusatory.
@MKmaki6094
2 ай бұрын
What about the Ghostflame and Jagged Peak Drakes? I'd like to personally think the Ghostflames are pretty cool with you being gay since they most probably used to be Greyoll's kids (they're also kinda goth in death) but would still kill you since you woke them up from their beauty sleep and not because you're gay. Jagged Peak Drakes would definitely be homophobic since they're the kids Bayle won custody over from Greyoll in the divorce whose bigotry rubbed off onto them. Probably not as much tho and definitely think Bayle's gay agenda conspiracies are kinda stupid; they're probably homophobic in the trad jock kinda way.
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
omg i decided not to include them since they're pretty close to base game dragons (which I already ranked), but you literally just described the notes I had for them lmao (goth, and homophobic but not as much as their dad bayle)
@verdiss7487
2 ай бұрын
Metyr, Mother of Fingers is the patron saint of lesbians? I wonder what ever could be the reason for that...
@mannyfernandez2983
2 ай бұрын
the mother of fingers being the patron saint of fingers is an interesting choice...
@NotABot86
2 ай бұрын
Sekiro bosses Gyoubo Masataka Oniwa: doesn’t really care, just wants to protect the castle gate. Genichiro Ashina: Is just homophobic to spite you. Folding screen monkeys: gay polyamory, need I say more? Guardian Ape: Feral, doesn’t care, but he does have a giant centipede inside him sooo… Corrupted Monk: A pansexual in her time, but infested to the point of carelessness. Emma: A truly supportive woman and definitely a gentle dom lesbian. Divine Dragon: Just like Elden Ring, Dragons are incredibly supportive. Demon of Hatred: Corrupted beyond care, but the sculptor he once was is a closeted yet supportive homosexual. Isshin: Just a really good ally. But even still, he will fight you to protect Ashina / honor his son’s dying wish.
@spacecowboy5486
2 ай бұрын
Guardian Ape has a wife. They're probably into some kinky stuff with that centipede
@kingsteel2972
2 ай бұрын
The sculptor-dogen-kingfisher love triangle was real
@JohanKylander
2 ай бұрын
The Fountainhead soccer ladies are lesbians. Quantum physics is simpler than their polycule dynamics.
@overdosed3002
2 ай бұрын
Yippee!!!! I love this series soo much!!!!
@knightclub9668
2 ай бұрын
In the game files Igon is referred to as "Ahab" like the one from Moby Dick and I think we all know what they say about sailors.
@Empress-Sky-of-Brynn
2 ай бұрын
Rellana may not be gay but I sure am (i kept throwing the fight so i could keep fighting her)
@АлексейЛукичев-б7е
2 ай бұрын
Based Millicent enjoyer is a based Leda (tentative) enjoyer as well. Impeccable taste in women, no notes.
@2HandHangerDunksOnly
2 ай бұрын
One of the best memes to come out of the DLC 👍
@SedgeAlgiere-y8b
2 ай бұрын
Actually disagree about the lamenter, those who saw his bliss with fear were the tower folk. He “tallies with the state of the denizens of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world.” That’s why he’s locked up in the gaol. He’s a queer elder maybe who experienced terrible homophobia? There isn’t really enough evidence on what exactly he embraced but it’s associated with imparting a sense of contentment and bliss but also blindness so might be more drug use coded instead.
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I didn't originally catch that in the description when I was researching but I see it!
@swagzsunfire6645
2 ай бұрын
I appreciate that this is more of a "who I would come out to" tier list than a homophobia one because the red hair guy is really gay and into furrys but he is annoying
@SillyTimeWonton
2 ай бұрын
The dudes under Divine Beast Dancing Lion only wear UNDERWEAR. Either the most gay couple in ER or two straight bros with no fragile masculinity, confortable being almost naked around each other while being possessed by the spirit of the divine lion.
@negative6442
2 ай бұрын
I feel like Bayle would have something incredibly offensive to tell you regardless of what you came out as. You could "come out" as a straight cis man and he'll still find a way to insult you. Man just hates for the love of the game
@AndrewsGynecoloist
2 ай бұрын
Just started the video and my prediction is that Thiollier is gay and trans and wants to be with me bad. Hopefully I’m right!
@AndrewsGynecoloist
2 ай бұрын
YURI THIOLLIER IS NOT SOMETHING I EVER THOUGHT I NEEDED BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH 🙏🏽
@ianhoddinott9492
2 ай бұрын
I'll never forgive Bayle for what he said to Fortissax when he brought his boyfriend Godwyn over for the Sax family dinner.
@KaedNinescarred
2 ай бұрын
Haha 🤣 the Bayle part. I saw Bayle as Placidusax's lovers to enemies toxic ex. Even his lightning is flaming
@WitchHunterJerren
2 ай бұрын
YOU SHOULDVE DONE ME BETTER
@oceandragoon3099
2 ай бұрын
The vibe I get from Bayle is that he genuinely is too angry at literally everything to actually be homophobic. He's like one of those cringey "I'm not racist I just hate everyone" types except its real for him. The guy is so angry he sharped his own bones into spears so he could kill things harder. I don't think he has space in his brain to think about anything other than murder
@somedumbwitch
2 ай бұрын
St. Trina really out here with that she/they enby representation
@jlamppost
2 ай бұрын
This list was very clever. I liked the little details like rakshasa being mean but not being able to take a joke, since her armor set boosts damage done at the cost of more damage taken. Very funny!!
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you liked that one, that is exactly how I meant it! :)
@nguyentandung42
Ай бұрын
Moore probably isn’t even a person, I suspect he is a forager brood under that big armor.
@SeventhGod77
2 ай бұрын
“A fine addition to my collection” -furnace golem clutching a gay person
@lm7677
2 ай бұрын
Now we need the final member of the series, ranking all of the named spirit ashes (base game & dlc) because I know damn well that Black knight Commander Andreas is homophobic
@padrenuestre
2 ай бұрын
What about his son tho 😏
@lm7677
2 ай бұрын
@@padrenuestre Deeply homosexual. What do you think he was doing with that snake man?
@padrenuestre
2 ай бұрын
@@lm7677 he was PIPING HIM
@YEY0806
2 ай бұрын
About Hornsent (the guy), his lore stats that he had a wife and child who were killed by Messmer's forces, so he probably isn't gay, but possibly could be bisexual
@ziomaloiguess
2 ай бұрын
Hey, i know Thiollier is kinda androgenous, but Ansbach calls him "he" and "lad".I personally would just stick with "he/him", since sir ansbach would not lie and would respect even if Thiollier changed gender or something i dunno.
@flipacoin570
2 ай бұрын
Skew was suggesting that Thiollier was an egg and had yet to come out as a trans woman
@skewclip
2 ай бұрын
exactly, no disrespect intended to Thiollier, just a headcanon :)
@ziomaloiguess
2 ай бұрын
@@skewclip :)
@flipacoin570
2 ай бұрын
@@skewclip Honestly love the head-cannon and am definitely incorporating it into my overall reading of the game
@linoir8992
2 ай бұрын
I feel obligated to disagree with Thiollier... Because he's clearly GNC and also super into St. Trina, and as a non-binary person St. Trina would definitely support him with his uber-depression anti-self-confidence to feel less bad about expressing himself. But more importantly, Rellana is right there! She has a bust specifically added to her armor, which no other knight in the game had! Like, she absolutely must have fully transitioned and wants to emphasize it, but as you mentioned she ended up liking a super Gay Twink who literally threw his femme side away, and it just wasn't ever going to work out for her, sadly.
@thatlittlemonstrosity
2 ай бұрын
hornsent had a wife and children who he is trying to avenge tho, he definitely ain’t gay onze slander is crazy, he is a demihuman swordmaster with an intelligence requirement. He ain’t jumping around wildly, he’s parrying, dodging and using magic force. That’s not Gollum reference, that’s yoda reference Thiollier is a dude btw
@DeathPoke1qa
2 ай бұрын
You answered the call to action! It appears that when Marika cast the land in shadow, she actually put it in a closet. The internalization across the board...
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