This ain't Mario Party 2 Originally streamed/recorded on February 25th, 2022. Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Seeing jerma in a public place is like a rare cryptid sighting
@planet_dawsey595
2 жыл бұрын
Literally
@redmist6630
2 жыл бұрын
his "bits" are just him trying to understand human interaction as a serial killer
@Patrick.Weightman
2 жыл бұрын
The Rat Man of New England, they call him
@loneplayer8222
2 жыл бұрын
You could say that about anyone really, but the thing about Jerma is that he’s dangerous when approached
@pockpock6382
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is at the same time super popular and yet a very rare sight
@vespertilio-ver
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a recently diagnosed schizophrenic, sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a nice burger, only to look up at the TV on the wall and see a sweaty man silently screaming at you, demanding you let him taste your drink
@imbombur
Жыл бұрын
That’s not how schizophrenia works
@c-r
Жыл бұрын
@@imbombur ok thank you doctor comment section
@imbombur
Жыл бұрын
@@c-r you’re welcome
@gavin67
Жыл бұрын
@@imbombur 🤓
@imbombur
Жыл бұрын
@@gavin67 walk in the light
@willmcd6617
2 жыл бұрын
The video cut to the bar where he's doing a whole bit fullscreen and people aren't even facing the TV absolutely killed me.
@valiang8867
10 ай бұрын
It's like a photo bomber that's not noticed until you actually have the photos
@MaksKuaka
7 ай бұрын
@valiang8867 Holy shit I've never thought about that. I really hope somebody with no idea who jerma is had a selfie absolutely ruined by this specimen.
@DONKINDONUTS
2 жыл бұрын
The guy who thought the trumpet was Jerma screaming is totally justified lmfao he makes that sound so often 🤣
@treatingyourupsetstomach
2 жыл бұрын
i can imagine its the only sound he makes when he cries for the past 36 years
@raredays2767
2 жыл бұрын
How’d you know if it was a guy? Could’ve been a girl
@MannFace51
2 жыл бұрын
@@raredays2767 everyone on the Internet is a guy unless noted otherwise. See: oneguymoments
@forlackofawetterbird
2 жыл бұрын
@@raredays2767 how do u know it was a human you HUMANIST or something
@raredays2767
2 жыл бұрын
@@forlackofawetterbird how’d you know it was a how? Are you a THEORIST or something?
@koiboi1676
2 жыл бұрын
I think I would actually pass away if I saw Jerma in real life
@shroomy2549
2 жыл бұрын
Last thing you would see is jerma strangling you as you pass away
@JoMcD21
2 жыл бұрын
You would if you didn't run IMMEDIATELY.
@raah7957
2 жыл бұрын
because you were stabbed in the sternum?
@kin2xyou335
2 жыл бұрын
key word "pass away"
@Grapefruit5000
2 жыл бұрын
It'd be funny because you'd need to look down and he'd look up
@nabusvco
2 жыл бұрын
The jerma bar bit has to be top 3 most UNHINGED moments of this PSYCHOTIC streamer
@mr.mustacheyt3962
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma really wants every souls boss to be set in a Walmart parking lot
@valiang8867
10 ай бұрын
SO DO I! THAT'D BE HILARIOUS! Imagine being in like...Time Square and a DRAGON SHOWS UP!?
@ik0la
9 ай бұрын
no more heroes RUINED his expectations for final boss fights
@bluemutt9964
3 ай бұрын
Radagon can catch these hands behind the old Fry's electronics
@Likkuyakki
2 жыл бұрын
13:23 14:18 18:47 he's hooked up to a device that lets him feel everything his character feels in-game
@readuth1488
2 жыл бұрын
How the hell did Jerma do an impression of New York ambience this man is criminally insane
@skvlights
Жыл бұрын
funniest part about the bar bit is that it reveals Jerma thinks a "vodka pineapple with a little cranberry" is a bro drink
@xxcraftiestsavxx6478
2 жыл бұрын
"What is this turtle???" - Jerma, in mention of a giant crab. 18:21
@sumbahdy6410
11 ай бұрын
he also called that duck beanie he wore in the warioware stream a turtle, babbling mess
@tallerlamp385
2 жыл бұрын
did jerma ever learn not to choke the controller to death and accidentally press L3 or does his old man instinct persist through the whole playthrough
@beef5able
2 жыл бұрын
it is a constant conflict through the playthrough
@weteggsweteggs
2 жыл бұрын
i have a bad problem with that when i play apex legends and i dont know how to not do it
@WastePlace
2 жыл бұрын
If he’s gotten by this long clenching the controller so hard he probably won’t stop anytime soon lmao
@Patrick.Weightman
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the dude's strategy for Godrick was to walk up and bump chests with him then try and run away as fast as possible
@coltranebartlett590
2 жыл бұрын
He eventually just unbound the button!
@HardBloodNelza
2 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, these consistent uploads have been crazy. Thank you for your hard work.
@Arch_the_Protogen
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@moistcampervan
2 жыл бұрын
its a gift
@raspymorten
2 жыл бұрын
The editors are going off. We love to see it.
@MKVProcrastinator
2 жыл бұрын
If I had to guess, the editors finished the entire series first before releasing them.
@evanwiikid
2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad right when the barrels exploded after Jerma was asked what his favorite Sonic character was. I genuinely do not think that could have been more perfectly timed, truly an incredible experience.
@ritusgames277
2 жыл бұрын
How is nobody and I mean nobody talks about a total psychotic moment at 11:27? like holy shit that made me jump like he actually gonna grab me through my monitor
@hour30films36
Жыл бұрын
15:40 YOO that's crazy, as soon as he says "Are you mad?" a "Status: Madness" death-screen comes up haha
@gavin67
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, nothing like jermas weird noises and a cup of joe to start my morning
@eldenring_area
2 жыл бұрын
you're cool guy...
@krakentenoeight
2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this Gravestone Gary died to Grafted Gurney so much.
@near4462
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe JERMA985 is playing the BIMBO BUILD in Elden Ring I'm SHAKING and CRYING
@Harrison_801
2 жыл бұрын
He's actually insane and I don't know why it takes another video to make me remember that
@Oliepolie
2 жыл бұрын
To anyone that enjoys these edited down videos i highly recommend going and watching the full streams. Its a lot more entertaining seeing him progress stream to stream and progressively become more insane
@espurrthestupididiot2405
2 жыл бұрын
but I hate chat, what do I do?
@balmybull7852
2 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to experience the Walking Masoleum insanity live
@lukejohnson1698
2 жыл бұрын
The cheltie edits also show a bit more than these
@bruhguy26
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukejohnson1698 Cheltie is amazing.
@FlekyJeky
2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah he's a two pump-! What is that I'm not reading that out loud." Hahaha
@epicbanana4317
2 жыл бұрын
Some serious "tree bumping at starbucks" vibes. I bet Jason placed those gravestones.
@beniyum
2 жыл бұрын
My degenerate sleep schedule has been rewarded! Huzzah!
@matthewalvarojr.2634
2 жыл бұрын
When he just silently stares into the camera mid boss fight at 11:25 I was so caught off guard, terrifying stuff.
@greaniebeaniez3070
2 жыл бұрын
So glad jerma985 is uploading at 5AM waking me up, thanks jerma!
@crackedemerald4930
2 жыл бұрын
East coast andy
@biggrocc19
2 жыл бұрын
Uh this is 2ndJerma, get it right please
@greaniebeaniez3070
2 жыл бұрын
@@biggrocc19 naw
@Grapefruit5000
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Jerma do stand up
@willmcd6617
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely, but it can't be like some preplanned event at a venue. He has to hobble up on a stage at a bar's open mic night and just start rambling about the earwigs and his fear of ovens.
@Grapefruit5000
2 жыл бұрын
@@willmcd6617 holy shit I need this. I wanna see him aimlessly stumble from topic to topic within the same sentence without any sort of transition.
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
Жыл бұрын
Honestly my heart skipped a beat every time he dodged that insta-kill move where the dragon grabs you with its mouth and slams you to the ground. I haven't seen the full, unedited stream, but assuming Jerma never encountered that move it makes it all the more crazy each time it happens and Jerma is just always right out of his reach.
@biggmackthewackslack6654
2 жыл бұрын
"Thats NO Place To Fight..." A Story By Dr. Joose Little Timmy Was Told That To Finish His Puberty Ritual, He Must Defeat A Powerful Knight. But When Timmy Reached The Battle Grounds, The Terrain Made It Too Hard To Fight... "F**k That Guy, F**k That AREA!" Said Timmy. "F**k Those Stones, F**k That Tree...F**k The Dragon ON The Tree." Timmy Was Mad, You See... "I know, It Looks BEAUTIFUL...But Its NO Place To Fight!" He Went On With His Chatter: "This Is No Place To Fight A Human...Or An Aninal, Or A Beast, Or A Legend, Or a Fighter, It Doesnt Matter..." He Paused, Before Adding "I Don't Care What I'm Fighting, Just Pick Another Place..." But He Was Un-aware. The Knight Had Finished Winding Up His Attack, And Now Timmy Was Filled With Despair. The End.
@AarcadeZ
2 жыл бұрын
Cheers for all the uploads this week!
@RayaanBaig
2 жыл бұрын
no way you left out the part where he wrote a whole toast to the bar on the notepad
@mateiionescu7524
2 жыл бұрын
11:27 instantaneous autonomic fear response
@nishykumar6595
2 жыл бұрын
I feel safe knowing that Jerma isn't real
@waterbottle6644
2 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't, reality is not enough to keep you safe
@jonahrigotti6636
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Jerma to keep GOAT CHEESING all these enemies
@pjschnapp7324
2 жыл бұрын
3:39 jerma finally snaps
@CheeseYourself
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is 37 years old today, and is now an officially certified BOOMER STREAMER
@mr.moonly
2 жыл бұрын
oh it's the bar stream
@wealthybone2990
2 жыл бұрын
Watching vids like these again make me wish I can relive these streams again live.
@DAKmyname
8 ай бұрын
I love it when Jerma has these schizoid moments where he does elaborate bits in his head, if you zone out at the wrong time it seems like he's just talking to a person he thinks is in the room with him
@sn0_
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the lyrics are"
@Chocolate83Bunny
2 жыл бұрын
so glad i was there live for the bar bit
@chuckbatmangaming
2 жыл бұрын
Disappointed they didn't include the clip where there was a second bar video of Jerma watching the bar video with the bar in it on the bar TV.
@TheMilenio300
2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the amount of "Can you imagine?" Questions has increased?
@lryiss9407
2 жыл бұрын
4:50 Shinobi player tries to escape the wrath of a Lawbringer, fails miserably.
@jotunnfarewell4750
7 ай бұрын
Ad mortem inimicus
@DrBachur
2 жыл бұрын
"JERRY HE WENT MY WAY" killed me
@Zeephon
2 жыл бұрын
5:31 Oh hey! What's up Mr Green?
@AZ-74
2 жыл бұрын
25 minutes of concentrated buffoonery
@antonioacosta568
2 жыл бұрын
editor. you did such a great job with these. thank you
@harrykearns5508
2 жыл бұрын
Imagining Jerma as some crazed king in the 1400s just makes me think of Theoden when Saruman and Wormtongue were controlling him.
@jennareynolds1403
2 жыл бұрын
Chat is Grima Wormtongue and Jerma is Theoden
@HoennHombre
2 жыл бұрын
Who’s my favorite Sonic character is one of my favorite Jermaring clips
@Quasar0406
2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson it is two AM
@zelg.5551
Жыл бұрын
4:33 - no-no, chat has a point. Jerma *IS* wearing the Mega Milk t-shirt.
@johnthomason9980
2 жыл бұрын
"what were they thinking?" he says about crouch being bound to the left stick, a game design trend that's been in games for probably over a decade at this point
@yamum21231
8 ай бұрын
Jerma has the wolverine claws, the Gandalf wand, and the crimson chin.
@ghostpants8213
2 жыл бұрын
Why did they cut the part where he communicated with the bar people using notepad?
@contract7744
2 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday to Jerma985
@shanedancer3895
2 жыл бұрын
Optimal upload timing
@k4rz43
2 жыл бұрын
I hope watching streams in bars becomes a regular thing.
@Night_Wood
2 жыл бұрын
jerma its 2am its way past ur bedtime
@mikeb.379
Жыл бұрын
I don't blame him for getting irritated with the Ulcerated Tree Spirit, that fucker is way too big for the room it's in. It literally clips through the walls half the fight.
@williambarrett1234
3 ай бұрын
This is my first video I've ever seen of this guy holy shit he's funny af
@LotarWc2
2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, and that was before *insert_any_mid-game_boss_name_here*. That was a good release week.
@dear_ashen
2 жыл бұрын
babe wake up new 2ndjerma upload
@lord_bravery_
Жыл бұрын
9:00 Jerma accidentally getting the lore right
@totallynotspencer1497
2 жыл бұрын
1:38 “Idk the lyrics” the lyrics to the dark knight rises: the musical 😂
@HammerspaceCreature
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly Jerma has never played Mario Party, it's way more stressfull than Elden Ring.
@bombardyrnorthwest
2 жыл бұрын
Accessibility Options Andy
@zacksco3554
2 жыл бұрын
The random switch to the seinfeld impression
@humantent945
2 жыл бұрын
What a grave mistake, Jerma's horrifying past Rings true within these streams.
@NeoBoxy
2 жыл бұрын
Elden Ring has to be the best Game of Video Degree of 2022
@tamarasx
2 жыл бұрын
lve u jerm
@biggmackthewackslack6654
2 жыл бұрын
Unhinged Dry-Bar Streamer FailsTo Beat The 2-Pump Chump, But Manages A 10/10 Doofemshmirtz Impression 1st Try
@doifhg
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma talks to ghost on stream
@awesomeking6
Жыл бұрын
Is that a force awakens shirt? That's more embarrassing than any of these elden ring slip ups
@Coolwithswag
2 жыл бұрын
nice video jerma
@Mehoyboi
Жыл бұрын
"what is this turtle" killed me
@raxxracks
2 жыл бұрын
JERMAVENUS
@agnacore
2 жыл бұрын
12:19 "This boss has a 'Fight-Me Counter,' where you're not supposed to fight him [or you'll get countered]." This is actually a legitimate criticism of this move and several others like it in the game, most notably the infamous Waterfowl Dance -- they're so fast or otherwise impossible to punish that the only safe or "optimal" thing to do is to simply not approach the boss until they can't possibly do the move (Waterfowl Dance has a cooldown of ~20 seconds in which it's safe to fight her, for example). I don't think Godrick's Stormcall or Godskin Noble's Noble Presence have any real cooldowns, though, which sucks.
@user-uf7qf7mv6k
2 жыл бұрын
tbf for this attavk at least, you can avoid it by rolling backwards when you see him start spinning his axe over his head. But yeah, Noble presence has no business being as fast as it is
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
Жыл бұрын
That feels like a consistent theme with all the main bosses, where they have a few moves and combinations of moves that encourage you to be close and dodge toward them, but then they also have one move that more or less a guaranteed hit unless you back off quickly. Some are manageable, but the Waterfowl Dance especially just left me dumbfounded. The only reason I know that it's possible for close-range melee characters to fight her without taking damage is because I've seen it done here on KZitem, but I could never pull it off even with the help of guides that explained their exact input during every single animation she has.
@michaelhere985
2 жыл бұрын
jeremy
@riskrask3310
2 жыл бұрын
Birthday Andy
@yesno1550
2 жыл бұрын
words cannot describe how much easier my first week of uni was with access to this series
@Stynze
2 жыл бұрын
5:15 😳
@brienatalie
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma makes me exhale out of my nose a lot.
@hugmuun
9 ай бұрын
Every time a boss room isn't a perfect empty circle or square jerma gets caught on the terrain and complains about it because he plays like a fucking weirdo constantly running away instead of learning the moveset of the boss, I think in the 25 days worth of playtime I have on elden ring I died like 1 time because of the scenery to sewer mohg because I got stuck on a bench with no stamina and was gonna die anyway
@我的家-j4b
2 жыл бұрын
Whyd the video disappear earlier and come back? I was near the end when it just stopped playing, saying there was an error. It also got removed from the upload list
@Pandtara
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was trying to send me a telegram when he started making car noises.
@bolicob
7 ай бұрын
Why did he pretend to down the drink, and not fully commit by actually taking a drink?
@Stormung
2 жыл бұрын
bro said godrick the tree ulcer LMAO
@Majoranimefan123
10 ай бұрын
Jerma and Elden Ring are a match made in heaven ❤
@dudeskeela
2 жыл бұрын
of course no one in the bar is watching Jerma - we don't leave our homes either Jeremy!
@MagerBlutooth
2 жыл бұрын
I hope Jerma plays Mario Party 2.
@stevenstevensteven5647
2 жыл бұрын
18:40 I have no clue what he's trying to sing but he is singing the fucking Neutral theme from smt 1
@slickityragnarthegreat
7 ай бұрын
Jerma is a toddler confirmed. He has zero object permanence.
@sirpoglington
2 жыл бұрын
X Men Origins was actually a pretty good movie...
@FrostyFin
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma calls movie lines lyrics?
@garyloosh
Жыл бұрын
the more and more I watch jerma the more and more I understand why people believe he's not real
@lostcarcosa7642
4 ай бұрын
Turn off the sound and just watch him during that bar bit, it’s nuts
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