"It's an energy drink with alcohol...yes...so now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk, you'll have the energy to follow through with it" OMG still laughing!!! And I need to get to sleep LOL.
@GeeBri
11 жыл бұрын
"if your heart's going to explode, your liver shouldn't miss out on that!"
@candylolly7061
10 жыл бұрын
THIS IS HILARIOUS !!!!!! I love it ! And I love you Ellen ! Greets from Belgium :)
@Jereenalynn
12 жыл бұрын
i love when she laughs at her own jokes :)
@Jeicto24
5 жыл бұрын
So basically a 5 minutes endorsed ad!?
@hk1395
12 жыл бұрын
I love the way she says "This is WATER"
@858kkkk
11 жыл бұрын
"when i was a kid that meant poison" LMAO
@TheEnd004500
12 жыл бұрын
Don't know how I ended up here but I applaud this woman for saying this. Much needed! :)
@BrittanyNicoleBowman
13 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite monologues of hers ever! So funny. Coolest. Person. Ever.
@0pima0
12 жыл бұрын
"So now, if you have a really bad idea when you're drunk, you'll have the energy to follow through with it" Omg, that made me laugh so bad...
@jayfeatherrox101
12 жыл бұрын
"who needs seven hour energy?" clearly, school was very different for ellen
@hasmiko
10 жыл бұрын
she is joking, we are laughing! but really! these are the killers! when you drink it and get sick, dont ask the DOCTOR why,...
@MrNikkimaxine
5 жыл бұрын
Hasmik Gevorkian I’m not going to do that because it honestly like I had to be honest is it hurts for me to laugh because I have the him heart mother that’s how much my eye hurts to laugh I am laughing I asked her to tell my grandmother the truth and tell her how I feel
@MrNikkimaxine
4 жыл бұрын
I got a have to ask sometimes I do ask soon as I don’t but what do I do I can I have to because the last names are two different when I told you before So I was born with that since I was why is your back then that’s coming is why I just found out from my mom
@MrNikkimaxine
4 жыл бұрын
I’ll do my best I can not to
@MrNikkimaxine
4 жыл бұрын
Well can I have to go because because they need the ass getting answers is a question OK I have to I’m going to have to OK I had to do this now I’m just being honest OK in this warehouse I feel and be talking to
@Stephensofceea
11 жыл бұрын
She is Epic in this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TayaYoung04
13 жыл бұрын
I agree, one of the best monologues ever =D
@IamHarryPotterxx
12 жыл бұрын
Ellen, I love you so much!
@EALionheart
11 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooo...! I was watching an ad the whole time! :)
@EncoreDressage656
12 жыл бұрын
Water! Can you believe it? *big cheesy smile* Oh Ellen.... :)
@HBCult
12 жыл бұрын
We love Ellen!
@icv1688
12 жыл бұрын
In Norway the gas usually costs about 9 $ per gallon.
@adelshawish4732
22 күн бұрын
this is so funny ellen has the funniest monologues ever including the energy drinks and the different cup sizes especially the one where the drink lasts up to eight thousand three hundred and thirty three percent which is insane 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
@raksia1
11 жыл бұрын
love u ellen..........
@1aptx4869
12 жыл бұрын
what a great way to advertise ellen!! :)
@YunaQQQQQ8
12 жыл бұрын
-Try this, this is waaater, look at that! HAHAHA
@kargirl33
12 жыл бұрын
be my mom!!!!! or aunt!!!! omg just be my family friend!!!!! lol ily ellen
@randomgirl01300
12 жыл бұрын
That just chill looks cool. And i would like to try that water stuff.
@natalieestrada9069
11 жыл бұрын
oh my!!!! i would move! that's insaneee!
@missMin020
11 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh i was wtching kpops and now look, here i am xD lol
@TheAdhdfriend
11 жыл бұрын
Ugh I have church at 9 today and its 4:30 in the morning ELLEN !!!!!
@alexb8737
12 жыл бұрын
lol ...and also its a great mixer! hahaha. I love ellen.
@TheVeganSopranoisQueen
11 жыл бұрын
Fruit smoothies are the best drinks for energy by far :)
@adelshawish4732
22 күн бұрын
even when your drunk you’ll have the energy to follow through with it 😂😂😂😂😂
@xMooM00x
11 жыл бұрын
watching this while i wait for my 5 hour energy to kick in.. and i wish i was joking
@Ameeelia98
11 жыл бұрын
"I don´t speak to my monkeys, my assistant does that" Ellen is so damn funny xD
@ramingafiendish
11 жыл бұрын
as an italian i can just cry!
@Jajjsproduction
13 жыл бұрын
She's absolutely right. I've also noticed how extremely many sorts of energy drinks that you can find nowdays. Here in Sweden, there's a lot of kids that drinks it as if it was some kind of a soft drink!
@MsGrindFreak
12 жыл бұрын
You are soooo lucky !!! :D
@Sur1405
13 жыл бұрын
"And it's 12% alcohol...Which is why I felt so drunk after I chugged one" Hahahahahaha
@cillahgirl
12 жыл бұрын
Its called water! It comes right away from the tap! Brilliant! ;D
@jacobmccorry125
5 жыл бұрын
I had a 5 hour energy the last time I traveled and it did give me allot of energy for about an hour so the energy part is true. However about an hour after drinking the shot I started feeling sleepy. Long story short It certainly didn't last for 5 hours.
@itsflippint0ni
12 жыл бұрын
tilt is so good lmao hahah
@124c1
11 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite is Redline. And whatever happened to the green tea Vitamin Water? That was the best.
@LeviathanStorm38
12 жыл бұрын
After reading the just chill thing: "Number two: WAT?!" xD
@beccabearlovestoact
12 жыл бұрын
Amen!!
@nabila16jul
12 жыл бұрын
"if you have a bad idea wen you are drunk, you will have the energy to follow through it" hahah y u o funny Ellen? :D
@miraile
11 жыл бұрын
I've taken that five hour drink before. It works. Even gave me nightmares that night. -.-
@GagaGirl941
11 жыл бұрын
(Picks up Joose can)"Now if your drunk and have a bad idea you have the energy to follow through with it" lol XD
@fiamma2109
11 жыл бұрын
I've done it and got a headache but otherwise I was fine and awake.
@4ILV
12 жыл бұрын
hahaha "now when i was a kid, that meant poison"
@MrNikkimaxine
5 жыл бұрын
Izzy L You say the in person to because I’m actually being nice because they’re saying things like oh we’re doing is wrong or being mean to the fans that was the point if you wanna be nice to somebody yeah to be cool be cool and be nice as you being nice to people like that I know about people and I hope they feel inside guys from I know we’re going through in the vines that they can’t leave their minds but I can’t read as you know I am actually I’m gonna say no because the part out I will say that how I feel and say that It was the migraine who is Ponyo in and sickness in your stomach or the environment for the powers not this sickness at all just the mind going does my stomach is sick oh way just come watch by is Barbie lately my stomach that is all red I’m hoping I got it we’re excited to have a talk with my art my W-2 my hours
@PancakeBooty04
11 жыл бұрын
Ugh, this whole time the monologue was a commercial? COME ON ELLEN.
@Akibatai00
12 жыл бұрын
Ellen just shown us a commercial! XD
@sydoku13
11 жыл бұрын
Ellen, expert nutritionist.
@alextbhmusic
11 жыл бұрын
Stuck on Ellen. It's 4 am
@CaptainAnytime
12 жыл бұрын
B12 is a key in normal and proper function of the brain and nervous system
@abdulhoque2062
2 жыл бұрын
Good night All,
@Jvilander
12 жыл бұрын
2:09... drank juice once, felt like i was gonna have a heart attack. Drink slowly my friends. LOL
@NannyTug
12 жыл бұрын
IT HER!!!!!!! O.o
@belikewater6
12 жыл бұрын
Oh Ellen, I`ve never had an energy drink, but I drink 4 litres of water a day. lol, loved the segment though
@StlyDutch
11 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely right, these americans have nothing to complain about. Down here a gallon is $9.35.
@kawaiicreations15
12 жыл бұрын
ellen i have to do homework...tomorrows school and its 11:00pm
@tshaa
11 жыл бұрын
I bet half the people who cheered for the water speech at end, drink the most!
@heyyneyy
11 жыл бұрын
water!
@Davo_1991
12 жыл бұрын
What happened to the good 'ol days with the hiighherrrfgfgfff *zzzz* LMFAOOO!!!
@Aprilgaea07
13 жыл бұрын
So now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk you have the energy to follow through with it....hahahaha my sides were aching after this monolouge
@tiffcj
12 жыл бұрын
lolol just drink WATER!!! xD
@corpralchan450
12 жыл бұрын
"8333% !! that'll last you till twenty thirtiiseven or somink.....you'll never need B12 again in your life!!" legend
I rather like vitamin water zero however it has a lot less sugar than soda or juice which is all natural from Stevia extract. also most contain a high level of vitamin C and it really has boosted my immune system because I've been remarkably heathy even in flu season.
@RaeynaFicst
12 жыл бұрын
I'm with you there a little on the commercial front, but I understand that she does these sometimes. The stuff for her giveaways has to come from somewhere. At the same time, she was advertising Vitamin Water Zero, which has 0 calories, and therefore 0 sugar. Although that is a good thing to look out for in other products, and to take into account with the original Vitamin Water. Then again, natural fruit juice has sugar. In the right balance it can be okay.
@VivianAudreyy
11 жыл бұрын
technically ellen and her writers as well :)
@jch12341
11 жыл бұрын
haha "so now if you have a really bad idea when you're drunk you'll have the energy to follow through with it."
@C.Lynn97
11 жыл бұрын
'So now when you're drunk and you have a stupid idea, you'll have the energy to go to through with it!' I died at that part!
@nathaliesounakhen8903
12 жыл бұрын
I drink monster, redbull, rockstar, and amp!!!! Heheh!
@adelshawish7342
3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and funny
@brandonvilla42
11 жыл бұрын
$5 a gallon! that's equivalent to $1.32 a liter... I would be so happy to pay for it at that price. Here in Australia at the moment we pay $1.50 a liter, big difference when you have a 70 liter tank to fill...
@NellieKAdaba
12 жыл бұрын
I agree
@shunashi85
12 жыл бұрын
Where do you study? i really need to learn English :P
@vencyk
11 жыл бұрын
vitamins water is gooooooooood !!
@kayanamanchur1994
12 жыл бұрын
What was the last one
@tylerbendel4361
5 жыл бұрын
i watched at X2 speed
@GabszGabreal
12 жыл бұрын
you didnt hear it from me but its a great mixer.. gonna try that.. now off to buy vitamin water..
@nabila16jul
12 жыл бұрын
i want water right now!!
@jayfeatherrox101
12 жыл бұрын
a nap should be for no longer than twenty minutes before your body sinks from a light sleep into a deeper sleep
@adelshawish7342
3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@Caterbug0329
11 жыл бұрын
I knew she was gonna say water...
@mirandapow2230
12 жыл бұрын
thats what i do especially at my desk at work
@cindymercado7656
10 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@jacksondavid301
12 жыл бұрын
She actually reminds me of my english teacher that I have right now. My english teacher actually is also a lesbian with a short pixie hair cut. I kid you not, same voice, same mannerisms, same everything.
@NellieKAdaba
12 жыл бұрын
True
@JAMxSkalla16
12 жыл бұрын
yeaaa!! who needs energy drinks when theres cocaine!!
@ClaireBee15
12 жыл бұрын
Someone at my school back in 7th grade tried 5 hour energy, he said he threw up after he drank it he didn't know why, probally bc his body couldn't handle all that B12 at once.
@gilbertnapoles
11 жыл бұрын
can you tell me how water tastes??
@circanem
12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and i have another one. Let's watch Ellen's videos on youtube all night long =)
@AmirulHafizhJasni
11 жыл бұрын
'This is Water'.... Oooohhhh...
@m7med10
11 жыл бұрын
@xSirDingo Are you sure it's 0.45 SR if you converted to dollar will be like 8 or 9 cents
@xMrLilMonsterx
11 жыл бұрын
Water... damn never thought of that
@LeTinamster
13 жыл бұрын
she was sponsored for the last one
@jinoraikkiellen4256
11 жыл бұрын
i almost didn't have enough money for my chewin' tabbaka- hehe...
@etrefzger
11 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch the video to remember why I made this comment lol... I thought it was funny because of her sarcasm and the silly way she yells "whaaaat??" haha :)
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