I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.
@jasonalvarez6957
4 жыл бұрын
zakarie mohamed well it’s around the corner so be prepared to pack your bags!
@samuraibobafett1118
4 жыл бұрын
same
@zakariemohamed3837
4 жыл бұрын
ben middleton can’t wait to see you there. When we get there do you want hunt snow leopards or the Sumatran Tiger?
@zakariemohamed3837
4 жыл бұрын
Jason Alvarez I’m counting on it
@MrSkarbek36
4 жыл бұрын
zakarie mohamed same g
@JackG98
3 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until you start hearing ads for Spotify premium in your mind
@yasserbouthirit3263
3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@lordwhip4323
3 жыл бұрын
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty” 💀😂
@ElPrimo-tq1bb
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@angel2641
3 жыл бұрын
@@lordwhip4323 make it stop! 😭
@foreverisu2002
3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here...
@jessicahay9305
5 ай бұрын
As a caregiver in a nursing home for veterans, I'm so excited about this technology. So many of my patients would benefit
@6472275455
3 ай бұрын
Yes true but Everyone hooked into AI is a steep price to help our aging!
@evergreen-bree
2 ай бұрын
You think this would go to help elderly in nursing homes? Maybe if they are billionaire nursing homes. They can't even get regular baths with Healthcare the way it is.
@jonfoster2594
2 ай бұрын
@@evergreen-bree at first it will be a luxury for the elite but the economies of scale will eventually make it ubiquitous like smart phones, first there was just the iPhone now everyone in sub Sahara Africa has an affordable smart phone with access to all the world’s information. This tech will be so transformative it will be viewed as a human rights issue to deny access to it, like electricity or running water. Also brain surgery is routine even in very poor countries. Performing craniotomies is trivial for neurosurgeons, it’s a very simple and well understood medical procedure. Even in the Congo millions are performed every year to remove brain tumors and correct craniofacial deformities. Implanting the chip will be easy as well, much, much easier than a lot of other surgeries
@lapisredux
Ай бұрын
yes...they can jack off to porn 24/7
@leddielive
Ай бұрын
I agree, this technology will be used to help people with spinal cord damage, infact any nerve damage especially brain damage, sight, hearing, motor skills & such, the possibility are endless & could be life changing for millions of people young or old.
@jasonshiller5703
6 ай бұрын
Elon blows my mind. Dude thinks out of the box 1000% of the time. He’s a smart cookie.
@newforce5699
4 ай бұрын
I think it is the opposite, i think he is thinking to much "inside of the box". And if you think this man is smart your not very smart 🐑💉
@heisenbergwhite1459
2 ай бұрын
If neuralink makes blind people see, paralysied people walk and deaf people hear it could could be possible that the pope has to canonize him. The last guy doing this died 2000 years ago
@mjames3662
2 ай бұрын
Elon has a very limited understanding of what the actual smart cookies are doing at NeuraLink or Space X and even Tesla. His success has infinitely more to do with luck and deceptive marketing than intelligence. Essentially he's a "Fortunate Cookie"🥠. The Cybertruck is a perfect example of what happens when he's allowed in the kitchen. 👨🍳💩.... 🤦♂
@allisonambrocio4855
2 ай бұрын
He prolly has that implant in him.
@leddielive
Ай бұрын
@newforce Your comment alone suggests jealousy, envy & a moronic IQ level of 60 if you're lucky. How on Earth would you know anything at all of what Elons understanding of any of his multiple successful companies? I'm beginning to think you'd be an ideal neuro-link recipient, at least that way you'd gain some sort of desperately need higher intelligence! 😂🤣😂
@AI-if6in
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: “BEDTIME X Æ A-12!” X Æ A-12: *windows shut down sound*
@MrJwyne
4 жыл бұрын
Anas Ibrahim Haha That made me l o l 😄
@BetterWorld0
4 жыл бұрын
Stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dioluciano
4 жыл бұрын
Anas Ibrahim Sasha
@lsuzicosbw644
4 жыл бұрын
Anas Ibrahim 🤣🤣🤣
@mirabella2154
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@brandondann3514
3 жыл бұрын
Everyones gangsta til you walk past a magnet
@smokingmedzz4914
3 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@sirdollarjonesii9400
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated!
@ajmalks6298
3 жыл бұрын
Make it out of copper or anything else other than iron
@justinlaine420
3 жыл бұрын
I bet Elon already has a solution in mind.
@themagus8214
3 жыл бұрын
I Google is copper magnetic If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.
@nknighton70
7 ай бұрын
A couple of times in my life my brain was sped up because of adrenaline to where I saw everything in super slow motion, both times were during car accidents. I've often thought about the possibilities if that brain function could be controlled.
@moneybandz3354
7 ай бұрын
Brooooo the future is bright
@jarvis1751
7 ай бұрын
This happens in fights too
@maxl3189
3 ай бұрын
It's weird hitting a tree very fast in slow motion, trying to drive away like it was nothing
@HuntingTarg
2 ай бұрын
Adrenaline has long-term deleterious effects on the brain and other vital organs, that's one reason why hormonal responses are mostly involuntary. Being able to trigger an adrenaline response on command could become an addictive degenerative condition.
@HeatherSiebens
Жыл бұрын
This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out. Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.
@kzdcs9574
Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that sound like hell on earth. I have an enormous amount of sympathy for you. Glad you’re well now.
@huckstaunfiltered8200
8 ай бұрын
@HeatherSiebens I am grateful that you are doing well, as I can relate... wishing you all the best 😊
@dvk2photographer
7 ай бұрын
This is absolutely evil. Did you receive an implant?
@j_official4138
4 ай бұрын
id rather have a chip than a lobotomy
@RedditSupport
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: *stutters 70 times* Elon’s Brain: okay I’m gonna make it where I don’t have to talk anymore. Reading minds is easier.
@eanthomas6258
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment🤣💯
@tanmay9878
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@apexpredator9021
4 жыл бұрын
It’s because he is trying to break down technical jargon into language the everyday person can understand; called lay language
@onyxtytanium964
4 жыл бұрын
He wants to be Charles Xavier
@devmike
4 жыл бұрын
It's because they are both stoned
@dampfish6708
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting up in the morning and needing a software Update
@mysticmallachi777
3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what sleep already does. More or less.
@Ipleadthefifth
3 жыл бұрын
It's coming soon
@roberthouston3824
3 жыл бұрын
@kmden Rt people tend to discard that which is given, but cherish that for which they have toiled. Studying is part of the struggle to achieve.
@pariss1445
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine updating yourself.
@galaxy_distroyerkc9557
3 жыл бұрын
I need it i have a synthetic bone bc i went in for brain surgery so i might get it.
@randomvicky939
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t mind putting this device in my brain if it took away all my anxiety . Seriously!
@mariemosier9805
Жыл бұрын
Try magic mushrooms first
@aurerixa6379
8 ай бұрын
It won't...
@musichead101
25 күн бұрын
Your moms sweet asshole will
@basstester8220
8 ай бұрын
Remind's me of movie Upgrade from 2018
@n.staniss1637
4 жыл бұрын
"Babe I didn't cheat" "Oh really? Lemme check your memory"
@toop8979
4 жыл бұрын
Bruhh 🤣☠️
@psychedelic_salad694
4 жыл бұрын
people who dont cheat shouldnt feel scared about that
@celeryhead2225
4 жыл бұрын
You ever seen Black Mirror.......
@coolj1018
4 жыл бұрын
Celery Head bruh fr that episode was sad
@lucasmahsoob3680
4 жыл бұрын
Celery Head i thought the same thing that episode was crazy
@gautamknambiar
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta til militaries start downloading aimlock on their soldiers' Neuralinks.
@chaseself9813
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment my guy 😂😂
@meggamanmark6769
4 жыл бұрын
Gautam Nambiar facts till we break out our 5g audio devices and turn them on blast lmao technology sucks
@eanthomas6258
4 жыл бұрын
Omg no!🤣😂
@joshvan-h8402
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jellevanryckeghem6396
4 жыл бұрын
I know it's a Joke, but hypothetically if you think about it, militaries would certainly want to do something with that right?
@kellyhill4410
Жыл бұрын
Really interesting, and Awesome interview !! Thanks Joe , and thanks Elon. 🤜🌟🤛 Interesting times are on their way.🤔
@NickC-Ohio
2 жыл бұрын
7:58 I love hearing Jamie chuckle in the background
@crispouk3070
4 жыл бұрын
“6 million dollars not that much nowdays” Me spending my last 35 pennies on an energy drink
@commiehunter7964
4 жыл бұрын
Put that happy shopper drink down the EU spit in them 🤣
@napoleondynamite4148
4 жыл бұрын
Crispo Uk I swear to god 🤣
@crispouk3070
4 жыл бұрын
Ben Johnson after this brexit madness it wouldn’t surprise me lool
@badnewz6108
4 жыл бұрын
Let me see if i can scrape up some change for a black and mild
@commiehunter7964
4 жыл бұрын
@@crispouk3070 lol wait til the EU collapse I'm gonna buy an EU country for £1 MUHAHAHAHA
@jameswest4819
4 жыл бұрын
Ever since I got my implant I've had this intense desire to buy a Tesla.
@dahn0218
4 жыл бұрын
Lolll
@cmjg0214
4 жыл бұрын
jahahn johnson be nice buckRooo
@francois9747
4 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL
@francois9747
4 жыл бұрын
@@jahahnjohnson3206 It's called humor, if you weren't so depressed and negative, you'd take the time to crack a smile.
@cmjg0214
4 жыл бұрын
Poy Tehe
@snowysadventures3698
Жыл бұрын
23:10 “As a human being as yourself…” Joe’s just trying to reassure himself he’s not sitting with a cyborg
@javi9059
Жыл бұрын
These days I feel like I’m the only one who is reading the Bible and seeing it predict the future
@olivercheeseman8227
4 жыл бұрын
“You wouldn’t even notice somebody has it” *smiles*
@mw-yg3jt
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly..
@lefthookheaven6377
4 жыл бұрын
Oliver C creepy
@codyi7119
4 жыл бұрын
maybe he has it already
@cyrusmoqadam5894
4 жыл бұрын
NICE
@jaybootidawg5167
4 жыл бұрын
This guy has no soul
@marcelloalvarado8284
4 жыл бұрын
imagine someone trying to talk to you and leaving them on heard
@angelgfromcorkerii8797
4 жыл бұрын
Marcello Alvarado LMFAOO NOO
@TheGuiido
4 жыл бұрын
This comment needs to get big omg LOL
@Cyba_IT
4 жыл бұрын
Not sure if it was intentional or not but this comment is quite funny on a couple of levels.
@mackieincsouthsea
4 жыл бұрын
Also seeing someone and leaving them on seen, this comment rocks 😂
@zakariemohamed3837
4 жыл бұрын
Amber heard. Wonder what that bitch is up to?
@bsways
2 жыл бұрын
Notice how they always introduce these technologies as beneficial in some way. At the moment people are wearing smart watches and when I ask them why they say things like “well it’s tracking my health and I’m closing my circles” etc. All these technologies do have benefits but they also have a down side. One of those is addiction. Look around at how many people are addicted to smart devices. These tech companies want you hooked up to the grid 24/7. The more you’re online the more money they make. He says “it’s optional” but at some point in the future people will have this stuff installed at birth and won’t know any different. People will not be able to function in the world without it in the same way it's very difficult to now without smart phones and google. Elon Musk is dangerous.
@markwheeler196
2 жыл бұрын
Technology is a double edged sword.... dangerous &miraculous but at what cost???? Elon is indeed a visionary and a pioneer but I agree that he is also dangerous.
@taraalan1131
2 жыл бұрын
Common sense at last.I think it’s evil unless used in medical cases.
@bsways
2 жыл бұрын
@@taraalan1131 the day people start implanting this shit in their brains is the day I no longer want to be here
@dawnthomas5764
2 жыл бұрын
MARC/MARK of the BEAST SYSTEM,BATTLE ENGAGEMENT area SIMULATOR TRACKER- MICROCHIP AKA MARC/MARK form of money ,our international trade number is all 6666'S and our countries dont buy or sell WITHOUT it!
@dawnthomas5764
2 жыл бұрын
YAHUSHA HA'MASCYACH is Yah and there is no other, Elon plays to be a god, he has claimed to be the chosen one
@P2Chill
Жыл бұрын
I love how Elon always does a little nod when he made a point to like underpin he made his point. When he makes a joke he does it too but with a lil smirk on his face. I could listen to this guy talk for hours. 😂
@George-cu2en
Жыл бұрын
Yeah! Just simply explains a mind blowing way to restore the human brain then does that nod cracks me up every time
@WheelBite97
4 жыл бұрын
2030 youtube tutorials: how to overclock your neuralink.
@yzack5521
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@krsmanjovanovic8607
4 жыл бұрын
*How to install VPN into your neurolink* I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
@adamwright6284
4 жыл бұрын
😭😂 How to hack your neighbour neural.
@minecraftkid649
4 жыл бұрын
How to jail break your neuralink
@adamwright6284
4 жыл бұрын
Trey White 🤣👌
@ikbenvoetbal
3 жыл бұрын
Elon: You put this thing in your skull Joe: Ever been ice fishing?
@StazBlaze
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jesusduarte9626
3 жыл бұрын
So true😂😂😂
@techguy3373
3 жыл бұрын
ikbenvoetbal... He better send an army if he wants that shit in my body. If I we’re Dictator these are first people I would eliminate.
@raffiboyadjian1362
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooooooooo
@raffiboyadjian1362
3 жыл бұрын
This is so awesome
@ashantiray6550
Жыл бұрын
The electrical stimulation from the chip can enhance sensory and motor axon regeneration, hasten functional recovery, and facilitate reinnervation.
@lukewo5067
Жыл бұрын
Just so you all know this will be great for people with serious issues. I could never see normal people doing this. They already do wire implant things for Parkinson disease with mixed results. But implanting things in your brain comes with serious risks and complications no sane fully functional person will do this.
@terriedavis2539
Жыл бұрын
This is not an good idea only for the blind people that would be willingly to get convinced to receive it, but this is what been talked about in the book of Revelation dealing with the mark of the beast. Means all those who get this Chip names are not written in the Lambs book of life
@styxrakash4639
Жыл бұрын
I know tons of young healthy people who are VR enthusiasts that are looking forward to this tech to advance far enough into the gaming industry
@jeanninehammond3775
Жыл бұрын
We're not talking about sane people. No SANE person would consider having part of their skull removed and be "wired up" for a symbiotic existence. Is Musk human???
@ktrump5882
Жыл бұрын
Anyone think that we need to follow the scientific method and get this shit critiqued FIRST ?????
@6472275455
3 ай бұрын
Yet!
@jackgaetz5444
4 жыл бұрын
Neurolink is all fun in games until ur brain gets a amber alert at 3am
@BrickOvenBakery
4 жыл бұрын
Jack Gaetz 😂 👍🏻 👌
@goodshorts
4 жыл бұрын
or a virus Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
@KingPhilip_ULP
4 жыл бұрын
🤦🏽♂️😆🤣
@cooper_h3r509
4 жыл бұрын
goodshorts wtf are you on about
@Chitownkas
4 жыл бұрын
@@cooper_h3r509 speaking facts your a lost soul who needs the help
@syedshah3823
3 жыл бұрын
Must be awkward to have ads playing directly to your brain.
@syedshah3823
3 жыл бұрын
@Trwerking man That's the joke...
@creepercrafters9711
3 жыл бұрын
Syed Shah subliminal messaging has entered the chat
@udonmonster
3 жыл бұрын
Get premium for ad free
@hgyuuuuhj098
3 жыл бұрын
This
@leonunes1376
3 жыл бұрын
You're walking on the street and suddenly it screams " IFOOD" (Add) and you'll be like, Jeezz
@DavidMartin-lr8pj
Жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing, where can I sign up?
@adrianharry5336
4 ай бұрын
Rip
@vanessapanek9959
6 ай бұрын
You taught me how to play the psychogenesis, and it took me very little time to learn it
@henryhassan2236
3 жыл бұрын
2030: How to Jailbreak your Neuralink
@yourdaddy.956
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.
@jameskester217
3 жыл бұрын
Till you brick it on accident
@Fermion.
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma. Two major questions will be answered here today: 1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials? 2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion... _Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_ ...err particles go brrr
@tf2er584
2 жыл бұрын
elonn musk make a hapiness brainchip releasing dopamine and hapiness into the human brain
@ilovemyweed24480
2 жыл бұрын
@@tf2er584 if only 🤔
@Amaaa77m
4 жыл бұрын
“ can’t wait to see ads in my sleep” said no one ever
@deejprice3049
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gbx5180
4 жыл бұрын
Block non MUSK adds only!
@MsShveta.
4 жыл бұрын
I find your comment so disturbing. I blame you for my future nightmares.
@urcozy
4 жыл бұрын
Futurama
@messianicteachingspage
4 жыл бұрын
Revelation 14:11 King James Version 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
@geneanderson2688
2 жыл бұрын
I want one. How do I get one?
@jonnystyle5252
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the movie Upgrade. And I'm sure it would play out that way too
@breggden
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs" Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."
@DatHombre
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously lmao I couldn't believe Joe thought that was a good response right then😂
@charleshubbard7179
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Choppa_Ya
4 жыл бұрын
Leave it up to Joe to bring some levity to the situation.
@ryandubois7419
4 жыл бұрын
Brayden Clysdale I cant really blame him too much. Not sure how you reply to a thing like that, haha.
@nadermaroun8411
4 жыл бұрын
Brayden Clysdale vrrrrrrrrrrrr... and essentially you’re ice fishing in your brain and you cork it
@taylormeza2666
4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until modders start giving themselves aimbot
@georgevideos1849
4 жыл бұрын
School shooters dream
@eylonemuskson4177
4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@harleyholic7527
4 жыл бұрын
You won in my book😂
@michaellonghauser3243
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking dead
@mihaiioc.3809
3 жыл бұрын
/Gamemode Creative
@DonJuanDeMarco_6
Жыл бұрын
"History has not been kind to people, who have tried to play God!" - James Bond.
@jonathanleon10
Жыл бұрын
I wanna see it work in a person and I wanna wait a few years to see if it runs into any issues with the user
@ianduffy2329
4 жыл бұрын
Elon's stutters are just signal issues from his real body on mars
@huko4266
4 жыл бұрын
Ian Duffy - Too far away to get near real time uplink.
@ianduffy2329
4 жыл бұрын
Huko426 thank you science man
@johncardona6963
4 жыл бұрын
my theory is that he stutters so much because he has to think harder to explain it to people not on his level😂😂
@dwt1228
4 жыл бұрын
@@johncardona6963 that is 100% it. His mind likely skips several steps to get to the end result and he has to slow down and step through it.
@justicemagagane5737
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@sadmancho
4 жыл бұрын
Who else got Black Mirror vibes from this when he said you can record your memories then replay them?
@kobejordan5518
4 жыл бұрын
If you think about it people can already do that just tape a camera to your head and record all day.
@bakedpotatoe9679
4 жыл бұрын
Pre programming you, so when it comes it’s not that much of a major shock.
@ogitchiidaapine8803
4 жыл бұрын
Simbeo
@arma1stsfod368
4 жыл бұрын
Welp you saying you could watch your own porn an keep it on replay
@kobejordan5518
4 жыл бұрын
@@arma1stsfod368 Just keep the laptop open.
@rayabillingsley3083
Жыл бұрын
It all sounds good I hope upon hope it works for all those who would benefit from this.
@MichaelStrawn_I_am
Жыл бұрын
Every time you dream you’re going to see an advertisement.
@MikeOxsmall68
3 жыл бұрын
My guy said you can replay memories like a movie thats literally the concept of a black mirror episode
@ErikPeterson101
3 жыл бұрын
dude that's what i always do xD
@azazelone905
3 жыл бұрын
Or “strange days”
@mitchuationnation426
3 жыл бұрын
Brutha I think that's the whole concept of the show good lookings
@charleshazen5779
3 жыл бұрын
plot twist: black mirror is based on real life
@chipsahoy5011
3 жыл бұрын
So your telling me....I can watch a whole ass porno?!?!
@akh5354
3 жыл бұрын
What freaks me out most is how casual he talks about it.
@paulb3436
3 жыл бұрын
He does seem to be shaking inside sometimes, though. Don't forget, he has to appear cool af for his rich, nerd followers...
@KaleFGB
3 жыл бұрын
Paul B you sound insecure lol
@sarenhs4535
3 жыл бұрын
How tf do you want him to talk
@SoumilSahu
3 жыл бұрын
@@paulb3436 Imagine thinking Elon of all people appears cool while speaking. He's one of the most socially awkward public speakers out there
@jsm530
3 жыл бұрын
@@SoumilSahu hes an ugly incel looking loser. I wish one genius actually had some morality. They are all reptilian.
@tribehasspoken4038
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a update on your brain and you don’t have enough battery life for the update
@mofasasi
Жыл бұрын
I'm still processing my thoughts but firstly, who knows the title of the movie he referenced at 12:22?
@nolivesmatter6108
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: I'm afraid technology is getting out of hand. Also Elon: I'm going to put chips in people's brains
@w.ys.r9519
4 жыл бұрын
9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US
@w.ys.r9519
4 жыл бұрын
I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year
@virgie4715
4 жыл бұрын
He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.
@Youxh47
4 жыл бұрын
Ann Berlin or hes being forced to by a certain group and organization threatening him if he doesnt cooperate. Just a possibility.
@robjones1328
4 жыл бұрын
Ice G good one
@youngprince383
4 жыл бұрын
Elon musk talks like he's buffering in real Life.
@trainmanification
4 жыл бұрын
No
@youngprince383
4 жыл бұрын
@The Deathless lol ikr
@tuttosalve8352
4 жыл бұрын
This is how I talk man
@VisionsOfXTC
4 жыл бұрын
Tutto Salvé except you’re a dumbass
@Novadababy
4 жыл бұрын
Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help
@prisontales7707
Жыл бұрын
Imagine the impact this will have on addiction ! Will be obsolete ! Mind blowing !
@brookecobb63
8 ай бұрын
This that terminator gateway drug...
@ohhaihaihaihai
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting Alzheimers with bad app update
@KOLDKINGKILLA
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a malware💀 just start glitching out
@sig3964
4 жыл бұрын
@@KOLDKINGKILLA imagine having your brain literally hacked and losing function in your limbs...
@mitchellsheppard2998
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing again Imagine walking and touching your lover.
@sig3964
4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.
@KOLDKINGKILLA
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the pop up ads tho😷 oh hell nah
@weststarr5911
4 жыл бұрын
Elon named his kid that because he thought it had to be a username that wasn’t taken
@youwingmantube
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@MSaleh-vy8rr
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Avocado_Gravy
4 жыл бұрын
How To Remember Your Passwords: A Book For Naming Children
@YouYou-tg7qe
4 жыл бұрын
Well it is now x1000
@billybull7419
4 жыл бұрын
I see you also saw the meme on r/dankmemes
@InnovativeSaint
Жыл бұрын
The ice fishing allegory makes sense in context.
@kyleturner4695
Жыл бұрын
Wake up every morning wanting to renew my cars extended warranty
@Hazezoe_
4 жыл бұрын
2030 KZitem tutorials: “How to install a VPN into your neuralink”
@ashleywoke8504
4 жыл бұрын
Or who can jail break my neuralink 😂
@gregthegroove
3 жыл бұрын
Neuralink is literally the real-life start of a Black Mirror episode.
@mvpbtc
3 жыл бұрын
Soooo truee mannnnn
@muhammadmujtaba1744
3 жыл бұрын
You're jist copy pasting what Elon said
@gregthegroove
3 жыл бұрын
Muhammad Mujtaba Look at the time stamp Einstein. I said this BEFORE Elon even spoke those words at the press release.
@nelsongeada4930
3 жыл бұрын
Witch one? The episode about likes?
@gregthegroove
3 жыл бұрын
Nelson Geada No, one of the first ones about seeing your memories over again.
@dioniciozeferino8214
Жыл бұрын
What about reaching different places dimensions like the 5-11
@slopeskater7
Жыл бұрын
"Quite a coconut goin on here. Its not some eggshell" hahahahahahaha, killed it!!
@reapsgrimley
Жыл бұрын
ask the challenger Astros about their eggshells....
@blacktiger9866
4 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk is a "calm" version of a real life Tony Stark without the iron man suit (yet)
@harleypelligrin4993
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@Splittechfeelings
4 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t have the time to devote to building a suit. Cars/Spaceships/Neurolink. He’s building an militia he can control with his mind.
@markmason8383
4 жыл бұрын
How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston KZitem channel
@marcuscarrow3938
4 жыл бұрын
Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.
@corykent7
4 жыл бұрын
@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).
@samiyalcntas2466
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until they see Elon's phone has no fingerprints
@Pawqqit
4 жыл бұрын
Sami Yalçıntaş he doesn’t have prints on his fingers, only explanation
@TeddyLovesBacon
4 жыл бұрын
because he uses his tongue...
@christopherbyers7207
4 жыл бұрын
Is he using the Bluetooth in his brain to control the phone maybe?
@howardsmith9417
2 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't me that robbed the bank, my implant was hacked"
@yourascensionjourney3050
2 жыл бұрын
My concern is can those that have them be controlled with them?
@Nag_camagoni
3 жыл бұрын
Me : I'm hungry. My brain : Watch this 30 second ad on finger lickin good KFC chicken or skip ad for $9.99
@joshuajames6977
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@joeschomberg4249
3 жыл бұрын
Some serious black mirror shit
@b_claps_526
3 жыл бұрын
That's a smart way if selling shit tho no cap
@icemine2418
3 жыл бұрын
just download a adblocker
@goosebumper88
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: * ponders the concept of conciousness * Joe: "I SAW A MONKEY ON A MOTORCYCLE KIDNAP A BABY"
@oqasho.
4 жыл бұрын
This is the theme for the entire video. Every concept Elon starts talking about Joe takes into a funny subject trying to extend the conversation into a much simpler concept.
@mr.anderson1454
4 жыл бұрын
elon is an evil monster
@mjt1517
4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.anderson1454 no, he's not. If anything, he's going to be helping save humanity.
@mr.anderson1454
4 жыл бұрын
@@mjt1517 if you call chipping all Americans saving humanity. wake up. lex Luther is not a good guy.
@skiptracer2988
4 жыл бұрын
Funny how conspiracy idiots say wake up, as if their crackpot nonsense is already proven reality.
@wesperkins1740
Жыл бұрын
Seems to me, it would lead to risk a true take over of the human mind and body.
@tomasosman2066
Жыл бұрын
U know the people that got it gonna be smarter and faster why wouldn’t u take it
@TaiganTundra
Жыл бұрын
@@tomasosman2066 Moron.
@TaiganTundra
Жыл бұрын
It already happened with the jab.
@terriedavis2539
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it would The Devil and his Angels
@GiRR007
Жыл бұрын
That risk has been a thing since humans have been ruling over other humans
@MariaLopez-bf2jj
8 ай бұрын
Interesting, my specialists have been searching for answers regarding my condition. I suffer from brain damage to my frontal lobe. I was diagnosed with a movement disorder and my eyeballs continually jump up and down making it hard to focus. It’s so frustrating. Have a Blessed day y’all ❤
@adammacdomhnail2014
4 жыл бұрын
2060: Mum I need to go to the hospital Mum: Why? *Me: i need to update my software*
@ljmzw
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@imnotmark3053
4 жыл бұрын
Larry Whiskeyjack Mum: No honey just plug you head into the computer
@Magnus_Corvus
4 жыл бұрын
@Jay Paltan Beat me to it
@tyronedeshaun7717
4 жыл бұрын
An MRI would cause quite a painfully crazy death.
@andygriffiths9916
4 жыл бұрын
Rogan is secretly horrified, you can tell.
@cynthiasmith2459
4 жыл бұрын
Haha! True!
@Krooksbane
4 жыл бұрын
PARK God and Satan are fake
@christianguerrero329
4 жыл бұрын
Krooksbane can u prove it
@mattwastaken8608
4 жыл бұрын
Christian Guerrero can you prove it is real?
@mattwastaken8608
4 жыл бұрын
Christian Guerrero the argument goes both ways and it will go on like that forever
@racheljackson2009
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if we were all quite literally on the same wavelength!! 😳🤯🙀
@christinemclatchie
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@reapsgrimley
Жыл бұрын
if this were the case I would already know what you do, late at nite , alone with your vibrator.....
@hanatibbits-morrison9458
6 ай бұрын
'well..ferfersion' Omg that got me
@keepchamberstv
3 жыл бұрын
“Where does consciousnesses come from” Rogan: “I was watching this video of a monkey riding a motorcycle then it tried to steal a baby”
Joe Rogan: asks if we’d still like camp fires after getting a computer put in our brain Elon: “I like camp fires” Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
@regularjoe3658
4 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt be surprised if he has some type of neuralink chip already
@odkeyes
4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly! i was just about to type that. Plus the face he made looked like an "oops" face
@keenanweind1780
4 жыл бұрын
He does sound strange; I thought he was high again...
@xLuckyLucas95x
4 жыл бұрын
Hooooooh shiiiit
@BaronVonBielski
4 жыл бұрын
Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies
@calebladd4082
4 ай бұрын
Zuckerberg is watching this saying "oh yeah? Well, in the meta verse, we're gonna have glow-in-the-dark henna tattoos"
@katn9572
2 жыл бұрын
How are these devices being tested 🤔????
@TrappedinaBrain
4 жыл бұрын
*wake up one day* *can't see anything* *message appears* "If you would like the use of your eyesight, send $300 of bitcoin to..."
@j.rob.5943
4 жыл бұрын
That’s hilarious
@222leeloo
4 жыл бұрын
100% borg. Part of the collective
@rd8163
4 жыл бұрын
This really happened to my computer a few days back. The bastards wanted $50k in bitcoin. You just scared me away from neuralink for good.
@taylorbrock4635
4 жыл бұрын
@douglas wahid I'm pretty sure that was his point. The security on these things needs to be beyond impenetrable.
@calebmaceachern3598
4 жыл бұрын
That's fuckeddddd
@zacharybrooks4169
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: how do you implement this device Elon: Very carefully. ....enlightening
@Zer0cul0
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if neuralink had a video describing the technology and new surgeon bot they are developing specifically for this procedure.
@claytonhaze8086
4 жыл бұрын
His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered
@Pir-o
4 жыл бұрын
@TONY D why do you think its a scam? Its not like its a new concept. I've been hearing about this idea back in the 90s
@luisalonso959
4 жыл бұрын
We keep them comfortable!
@eleosone1706
4 жыл бұрын
@@luisalonso959 the government is not involved
@user-us1uo5wk4u
4 ай бұрын
Makes me feel like I'm watching Lawnmower Man
@vanessapanek9959
6 ай бұрын
You’re the one that taught me how to play the psychogenesis, which is a video game which is a small computer
@bbob5050
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you spend $6,000,000 on a neurolink chip and someone slaps a magnet on ur dome and it’s fried
@Petergonzalezcomedy
4 жыл бұрын
maybe if the neurolink is designed by a 12 year old
@damienfoster256
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤯
@krisblaxter123
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking down the street and somebody pulls the trigger on you. It's also that easy we just have laws to regulate that.
@jopo7996
4 жыл бұрын
Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to break into the studio wearing biker clothes
@maximeanselot3007
4 жыл бұрын
Asta la Vista baby
@armchairquarterback2672
4 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk = Miles Dyson
@johnathan7258
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan come with me if you want to live Elon morphs into his true T2 form💀
@j6hillgmail
4 жыл бұрын
Skynet 2.0
@Errral
4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 then He bursts in the studio and yells at Rogan “Get to the choppa! “. after pumping a shotgun round into Elon. “
@The_Goat592
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I would mess with this head pin unless it can restore vision. That would be miraculous.
@kirbychamberlin8683
2 жыл бұрын
It must, he is getting people out of wheel chairs
@slevinsleven2775
Жыл бұрын
Just vision? Cardiac arrest/epilepsy/paraplegia/memory (Alzheimer) are pretty miraculous too, if you ask me lol
@niuginirootzmahn5923
Жыл бұрын
You were held hostage and you don't need to look at a phone to call for help. Scary but mind blowing
@kena7007
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe laughs and Elon stays straight faced because he’s not joking.
@krylesangerbeaver
4 жыл бұрын
Elon got into a lot of shit last time he was on the podcast and smoked up. He probably wanted to stay straight faced and not slip up.
@MonkeyWrenching
4 жыл бұрын
Elon is on some altered carbon type shit
@kevindube7096
4 жыл бұрын
@krylesangerbeaver He “smoked” last time but he definitely didn’t get high. Not sure if a version 3.0 Muskbot even has working lungs yet 🤷🏽♂️
@ThatYoungGuy4
4 жыл бұрын
@@kevindube7096 'Muskbot Lmaooooooo
@kevinkane1405
4 жыл бұрын
Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor
@realtaiter3991
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Elon already has the thing in his head.
@LittleRainGames
4 жыл бұрын
No he talks slowly. Lets say average word length is 4 letters, and he speaks 3 words a second, thats only 96 bits per second.
@znom3455
4 жыл бұрын
@@LittleRainGames the neuralink isn't currently able to enhance cognitive ability but it will certainly be a reality within the next few years
@realtaiter3991
4 жыл бұрын
LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.
@jameskeith7608
4 жыл бұрын
He is either a psychopath or an alien from somewhere else.just laughing at the masses.
@holaramirez
4 жыл бұрын
🤦♀️
@chubbi6617
Жыл бұрын
Elon the goat for doing a podcast 🐐
@traviscozza7177
Жыл бұрын
He said the wires USUALLY go in a few millimeters.. so it’s obviously been done already
@grantbuller6353
4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games till he executes order 66...
@damienonawave7736
4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” Revelation 13:18 NLT “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” Revelation 13:16 NLT
@crypto2633
4 жыл бұрын
@Eli Bell it's all fun and game till your immune system tries kill itself now that it's 90%cyborg
@BOArdbmx
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh Elon just a man w money.. he doesn’t even know what he’s saying
@damienonawave7736
4 жыл бұрын
BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track
@messianicteachingspage
4 жыл бұрын
@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip
@shnitzel69420
4 жыл бұрын
Elon: “i dont have a neurolink in my brain” Joe: “🤨”
@bayney08
4 жыл бұрын
Who thinks Elon has already had an implant? The way he talks about the human ai interface and identifying himself as a robot/ai... makes you think
@JWu-jt7fz
4 жыл бұрын
A drug dealer never consumes
@expy8954
4 жыл бұрын
@@JWu-jt7fz oh but they do xd. The phrase is "Never get high on your own supply" - R.I.P Biggie
@codmyzack
4 жыл бұрын
Who’s joe
@expy8954
4 жыл бұрын
@@codmyzack Joe..mamma?
@lyndellyounger6969
Ай бұрын
How long til this is available & would it fix MND??
@user-xv1if4bb3j
10 ай бұрын
Elon must be a huge cyberpunk fan and I'm down for it 😂
@mv1991
3 жыл бұрын
Joe was so proud of his ice fishing analogy
@tuckerjohnson4082
3 жыл бұрын
I loved it, he felt so included
@thespicegod4204
3 жыл бұрын
@@janpietraszkiewicz9585 y66
@thespicegod4204
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuckerjohnson4082 y66⁶66⁶
@swoli_
3 жыл бұрын
@@thespicegod4204 ý⅞5⁶ž7¾
@gbangerau
3 жыл бұрын
I think Joe likes when he can make Elon smirk at his silliness.
@Gidoza
4 жыл бұрын
Icke: They want us connected through AI. People: He's crazy. Elon: We will be able to connect people through AI. People: *applauds*
@stakamou9881
4 жыл бұрын
Some people will love to try it. Thats the end...
@kisvke
4 жыл бұрын
no applauds here
@karchkurrai4765
4 жыл бұрын
This man is just a walking black mirror episode.
@jameswatson7409
4 жыл бұрын
David Icke was right about alot of things.
@redpillamerica
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you Julius.. people are blind.
@southernmantis8527
Жыл бұрын
How could people sensor thoughts they don’t want other to hear?
@adventureswithbricks3180
Жыл бұрын
Yea imagine you have a bad thought you have no bad intentions but you thought it and you could lose friends and who knows maybe get arrested...
@ramonw9430
Жыл бұрын
@@adventureswithbricks3180 Horror novelists, movie producers, and death metal vocalists would be arrested en mass. Would be crazy lol. Hopefully they've worked on this. Jesus Christ.
@adventureswithbricks3180
Жыл бұрын
@@ramonw9430 yeah seriously lol
@cbreezy3347
Жыл бұрын
“You wouldn’t even know somebody has it “. He definitely has it in his brain bro..
@rarebreed345
Жыл бұрын
Nah
@ienjo1kush352
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Elon musk probably already has clones of himself
@ThaaImmortal
4 жыл бұрын
no wonder he can work on Neuralink and Tweet memes at the same time lol
@ienjo1kush352
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThaaImmortal frrr lol
@andrewnorton5162
4 жыл бұрын
This is one of his clones
@peterhill6080
4 жыл бұрын
Hey
@goodboah1238
4 жыл бұрын
Really the stutter is just an after effect of the cloning process
@khoaprod
4 жыл бұрын
lol imagine people start hacking other people’s brains
@atlas-3541
4 жыл бұрын
I'd give my friends random boners
@kingbyrd.1512
4 жыл бұрын
@@atlas-3541 Lol. Dress up as a trap then give them a boner.
@creon3866
4 жыл бұрын
This is basically Ghost in the shell. Watch the anime if you haven't already.
@jonaswild1153
4 жыл бұрын
Its already happening with all the media and other stuff that manipulates all of us just look at the lockdown stuff in america right now
@lkjslkdjfglkjsldkfjl
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and holding your 5 senses as ransom for money
@dallasstevens3472
Жыл бұрын
Does the brain work in layers? Or only on the top surface?
@juliejackman2649
2 жыл бұрын
So would this replace my olfactory system that got taken out from my stroke I had from my brain tumor?
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