Virus: I'll kick your ass! You: cool, let me see the effects Virus: alright, one moment.. You: ...so? Virus: wait... You: I'm here... Virus: *disconnected*
@bootywink
5 жыл бұрын
"oh no Brad Pitt! What happened? No!"
@daytonsMusicRoom
2 жыл бұрын
Miss You Long Time Brad Pitt
@PhoenixClank
5 жыл бұрын
So Windows happily lets you delete every file in the Windows folder, but not the Windows folder itself? In which way would this ever make sense?
@xLartza
5 жыл бұрын
The only reason it didn't let the folder be deleted was that it was open.
@andrewsobek2386
5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever done the Wazoo Microsoft word virus?
@goatreal6545
5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@pzkmpfIV
3 жыл бұрын
Mikloš Horty
@pokemario6456
5 жыл бұрын
*When the virus doesn’t work so you have to fix it yourself*
@f41rybre4d
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@melatonically
2 жыл бұрын
sometimes my genius, its almost frightening...
@f41rybre4d
2 жыл бұрын
@@melatonically lmao the meme
@tammieknuth6020
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah of little faith
@kmlkmljkl
5 жыл бұрын
mick and horty
@crapTVYT
5 жыл бұрын
dick and borty
@xopkxi
5 жыл бұрын
horthy
@goatreal6545
5 жыл бұрын
D**k in horty
@EYEVISUALdotNET
5 жыл бұрын
Jezus, ik had jou hier niet verwacht
@TheDipperPinez27
5 жыл бұрын
dick and horny
@nikossamsung10
5 жыл бұрын
''Your pc caught a throat'' danooct1: ''I hate when that happens''
@nikossamsung10
5 жыл бұрын
@Agh maybe in the next video
@casperccino
5 жыл бұрын
i too, watched the video
@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn
5 жыл бұрын
Nikos N So, in our virus lesson we learned danooct1 hates "antivirus" messages.
@shepardpower
5 жыл бұрын
Agh how about 420
@plantz_and_zombers
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@zidanidane
5 жыл бұрын
man, i just _hate_ catching throats
@lankymaccrazyhair264
5 жыл бұрын
I know. It's the worst, man.
@ariex1812
5 жыл бұрын
I caught a throat infront of my mother, couldn't look her in the eye for weeks
@realausome
3 жыл бұрын
I know right! My pc blue screens and the error code is a dick.
@zidanidane
3 жыл бұрын
@@realausome i entirely forgot this video existed
@Huffy-dl6mi
5 жыл бұрын
GOOOOOOOOO ..... GOOOOOOOO ..... DO THE THING???????
@TCG137Media
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@hazeld8016
5 жыл бұрын
Dan: forces virus to delete everything in the C drive Dan: forces virus to delete everything in system Dan: I get a feeling this isn't gonna boot Me: no, really?
@Slash0mega
5 жыл бұрын
Ya. I disliked how forced that was...
@davidsucesso2419
2 жыл бұрын
Soo funny
@normalsith5529
2 жыл бұрын
@@malwaretestingfan i thought your profile picture was a nazi symbol. Lol
@AlexanderTheBest
2 жыл бұрын
make your text look like **this** when posting or editing a comment to make it look like *this*
@GamingMarine
5 жыл бұрын
"Greetings mortal, are thou ready to die?" That's a reference to Hexen, a 1995 first-person shooter than ran on the Doom engine.
@dotcomgamingd5564
2 жыл бұрын
glad I wasnt the only one who caught that
@jpegstuff
5 жыл бұрын
“We got Brad Pitt- OH NO!” Dan, 2018
@CometMedalChavez
4 жыл бұрын
Miss you long time, Brad Pitt. :(
@Sakanakao
5 жыл бұрын
Virus comes with all the virus references for the true virus connoisseur to appreciate.
@MikMik1011
5 жыл бұрын
GOOOOOO! nothing GOOOOOO! nothing again DO YOUR THING! nothing again
@SuperTed19021
4 жыл бұрын
Dannoct1 now completely deserves to be in the meme hall of fame.
@WishMakers
5 жыл бұрын
I love how early Windows was smart enough to not delete the whole Windows folder, but not smart enough to defend individual file deletion in said folder. Oops.
@SuperTed19021
4 жыл бұрын
Complex malware like this are my favourites. PS: Something tells me that the author might have deliberately made his worm glitchy so all it's payloads can be displayed.
@EarlFaulk
5 жыл бұрын
I also wondered why those old virus authors from the late 90s thought that they would get away with those double file extensions and no one would see them. It could only potentially work if the user set it to reveal only the last three characters of the filename. I remember getting a lot of people trying to send them to me through my old yahoo email account back when I was in high school. Probably because my email handle was cryptic
@solankiminal210
3 жыл бұрын
@@malwaretestingfan yeah but windows is now advanced, we get to know they have double file extensions, thankfully.
@AaronOfMpls
2 жыл бұрын
Well, Windows did have "Hide extensions for know file types" enabled by default back then. Though I always unhid them.
@EarlFaulk
2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronOfMpls Im almost certain yahoo mail didnt though. I imagine other primitive pop3 services did the same
@RomanianProductions
5 жыл бұрын
For each computer in Danooct1.videos Print “F” Next
@thefableparable215
5 жыл бұрын
The lord has uploaded
@SugarTearz2003
5 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU LORD!
@benjaminbrady2385
5 жыл бұрын
idk I say, can I get an amen? 🙏
@thefableparable215
5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbrady2385 Amen
@JV____
5 жыл бұрын
I like how the worm is disguised as a .txt file, like how are you gonna see anything? maybe there'll be some hot ASCII art of angelina jolie or something
@ShipDeckSurvivor
5 жыл бұрын
Uninformed people
@TheSinkBoy
5 жыл бұрын
Horty is my favorite character from the hit show, Hick and Horty.
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
5 жыл бұрын
first there was the leet hack now comes the GREEK HACK
@benjaminbrady2385
5 жыл бұрын
This hits close to home, my grandfather once CAUGHT A THROAT
@DylanDude
5 жыл бұрын
It’s so easy to accidentally patch the bugs in a VBS trojan so that it deletes your critical files. It’s amazing it didn’t bring the computer industry to its knees.
@mactrololo7326
5 жыл бұрын
It's No Nut November, and you see Danooct1 upload a new video. WDYD?
@seffelinie6431
4 жыл бұрын
No nut November day13... hyd bro
@ashlyn6125
5 жыл бұрын
Your pc has *Throat* *O H N O*
@crapTVYT
5 жыл бұрын
2:46 GO does nothing.
@elijahpepe
5 жыл бұрын
Impossible. You couldn’t have uploaded this fast.
@jerrymelbow4022
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao trueeeeeee
@cassandras8797
4 жыл бұрын
3:35 I'd like to take a moment to appreciate "BRAD-PITT-IS-GAY.TXT.vbs" and "FUCK-THIS-CORPSE.TXT.vbs"
@Eddio0141
5 жыл бұрын
ay danooct fixed another virus what a mad lad
@Sarcast
5 жыл бұрын
gooooo goooooo _do the thing_
@chaptmc
5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever considered joining Joel from Vinesauce for a Windows Destruction Stream to help him out? I think you two would really get along.
@Markworth
5 жыл бұрын
"Greetings, mortal. Are you ready to die?" What a witty author what with his Hexen reference and the other virus references. It doesn't really seem that life-threatening, though.
@fikhrimaheswarat.3905
4 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, I'm so horty right now!"
@Mario583a
5 жыл бұрын
SPIDER-MAN-THE-MOVIE.TXT.VBS rip Stan Lee
@EatMoreChikenOrElse
5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a video explaining how you typically demo these malware? (or can someone explain how that works to a rookie like me)? I know sometimes you use VMs but it seems you also use original hardware often. How do you recover the original hardware to demo more viruses? And when you run viruses in VM is there absolutely no threat to the PC you’re running the VM on? Love the videos
@danem2215
4 жыл бұрын
You can just format the hard drive and reinstall Windows. Same for a virtual machine - no harm to your host unless the virus gains access to a shared folder and executes that way but older viruses generally can't do anything to Windows 10
@defqqq8960
5 жыл бұрын
GOD IS BACK
@Shyrou00
5 жыл бұрын
Dance with the devil is also a song by D-Devils, the song also talks about the gates of hell, so maybe it's a reference to this specific song too
Lol who would be dumb enough to open a VBS script thinking it's a porn video
@malwaretestingfan
4 жыл бұрын
The same people who open JavaScript files in 2019 because of the fact that the icon looks like a document.
@RaptorZX3
5 жыл бұрын
Format C: time, and reinstall Windows 98!
@gtfafm1036
3 жыл бұрын
ANGELINA-JOLIE-MEGAFUCK.txt is one of the funniest names for a worm ever
@rzeka
5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah sorry I wont be able to make it to work today. I caught a throat."
@driver13g27
5 жыл бұрын
MEGAFUCK haha
@snoozyyaloozy5511
5 жыл бұрын
Idk why but videos about computer viruses scare the shit out of me. Except the funny ones
@-orpheon-7444
5 жыл бұрын
Who the hell said "yeah megafuck is the right word to use here." Amazing.
@hawkhollywood2691
5 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the classic file extension .MEGAFUCK
@cee_tee
4 жыл бұрын
Your video captions are great, I laughed out loud several times.
@arthurhenriqued.a.ribeiro2078
5 жыл бұрын
"Iron Maiden _are_ dead" kind of suggest that the virus author uses British English or something. Probably explains the name "Horty", as it sounds like "Haughty" in that dialect.
@artemisio2807
5 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that Angelina Jolie's hot scenes are sent by Microsoft.
@IOwnThisHandle
5 жыл бұрын
You lucky gay!
@sh4rky70
5 жыл бұрын
I like to see that this worm actually attempts to entice you to click on copies of it again. Despite its shortcomings, as it didn't work, there is effort at trying to propagate and mess up your system.
@dantdmnl
5 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this on his 6 year old tablet?
@megametx6541
4 жыл бұрын
0:50 we've got... and he actually avoid that word,which is pretty impressive to me
@JovialEclipse
5 жыл бұрын
Get a Discord server TBH
@aissatmohamed5221
5 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes do it please
@DohTheEntertainer83
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck off.
@idealsurrealism9587
5 жыл бұрын
@@DohTheEntertainer83 Well someone doesn't have Discord.
@loafofloafs
5 жыл бұрын
I wanna make an unofficial server
@gasrim
5 жыл бұрын
@@DohTheEntertainer83 I'm Afraid not.
@mariokart6309
5 жыл бұрын
Spiderman-the-movie *.txt* Seems legit.
@TorutheRedFox
5 жыл бұрын
GO GOOO DO THE THING
@sadantt
4 жыл бұрын
PROOF MY SISTER IS A DEMON (MAY 11!!)
@aliteraldumpsterfire672
5 жыл бұрын
UH OH! It's MICK AD HORTY!
@pvc988
5 жыл бұрын
2:30 I think that's from Hexen.
@smellthel
3 жыл бұрын
Favourite danooct1 video
@loominatrx
5 жыл бұрын
spiderman-the-movie.txt
@Dilsthik
5 жыл бұрын
fixing viruses to destroy PC. Russian logic...
@seionXX
5 жыл бұрын
10 лет на ютубе, 200к подписок не справидливо как то.
@SaltyCoalition
5 жыл бұрын
"Something tells me we messed this system up pretty good"
@AEIOUY234689
5 жыл бұрын
0:33 "you know the rest" No, we fucking don't know the rest. Could you start read the bad words when they appear in the video?
@LadyFireShelf
5 жыл бұрын
I’m early, here’s a joke- Being put on the council, but not granted the rank of Master.
@SwitchIGuess
3 жыл бұрын
2:48 sounds like technoblade
@softestcat
5 жыл бұрын
I watch the video less than a minute after I get the notification and there's already 25 comments.
@amicloud_yt
5 жыл бұрын
And here I am, almost 4 months later, waiting patiently for dan to return...
@idealsurrealism9587
5 жыл бұрын
He back now
@ilovesmosh2012
5 жыл бұрын
me so horty
@Ghy5y6Modz
4 жыл бұрын
horty you mean horn - no dont
@Amad3uẓ̌
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for getting me into computers and scripting, you are my favorite KZitemr.
@LoganbloxBlocks
4 ай бұрын
This Virus Can Also Create Random VBS Files And Place Them Into The System32 Directory
@cia9315
4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha that dude is a god. Only if you guys knew what the messages were referencing. PICK UP YOUR WEAPONS. AND FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT FOR THE DEVILL!!
@realausome
3 жыл бұрын
BRAD PITT
@solankiminal210
3 жыл бұрын
5:48 If u look closely, there is something written in red letters, it is written NO SYNC..OR, SIGNAL OUT OF RANGE what does that even mean lol
@Naitrio
2 жыл бұрын
Man, windows was so beautiful back in the day.
@sfisher923
2 жыл бұрын
The "New Metallica Album" vbs file was probably referred to "St. Anger" which to some is the Lars playing with Pots and Pans album
@zephyr1327
5 жыл бұрын
Total; The total would be 118.30 plus 234= $352.3 then also the soccer player who takes 22 a hour would equal to 352.3 plus 88= 440.3 +
@expl1city982
5 жыл бұрын
ANGELINA-JOLIE-MEGAYOUKNOWTHEREST.TXT.vbs
@fp_ami1556
4 жыл бұрын
when you’re pc accidentally catches a throat 🤚🏼(0-O 💧) “Aw shit, I’ve done it again”
@mordekaiser_1312
5 жыл бұрын
where did u learn VBScript? (where = do u know a good book or website about the topic, or u just googled and stumbled into a random site?)
@kendalltisinger2587
5 жыл бұрын
"Henlo am unkranian computor virus. Am from 3rd world cuntry so my writers don't kno wat to write so can u pls delet system32 for me pls?"
@EmilyWoodX
5 жыл бұрын
Is this a old recording?? Lol
@batpunk.
5 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast, love you danny.
@Sadeness99
3 жыл бұрын
U too
@btarg1
5 жыл бұрын
Aka "fixing broken shitty obscure virus scripts from the 90s"
@tammieknuth6020
2 жыл бұрын
CBS hulu 27 ends aka vacation bible school left hand side front yard in allouez
@Nextracer1
5 жыл бұрын
never clicked off pornhub so fast
@AuranUnion
3 жыл бұрын
Destructive Malware (Worm)
@DISK-ROM
5 жыл бұрын
He returns!
@cac_deadlyrang
5 жыл бұрын
I presume that Horty is a vague butchering of Horthy, as in, Miklos Horthy
@kingenfuuken
5 жыл бұрын
Thats gotta be the first time ive ever seen someone FIX a virus so it can properly fuck his computer up Wonderful
@ChoboUnjeon
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe because you were accessing the Windows folder it couldn't delete it
@sharki9876
5 жыл бұрын
So you have to click the virus every time once a day to make it work? It doesn't kill your computer the first time? Seems pretty weak
@Sarcast
5 жыл бұрын
i may not be flash but when danooct uploads i know i gotta be fast
@Xipheria
5 жыл бұрын
we glad youre back dan, now find a doki doki virus that deletes your computer
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