I picked up a game called Gotcha Force
It's fucking lame (why) that shit cost me four
hundred bucks
I'd like to say I overpaid but I quickly forgot it
Once I started playing I looked for the options (why's that)
The voice acting's atrocious, you can't turn it off
Doc, give me more doses fore I shoot up the block
But the soundtrack's phenomenal, I feel like a god of Norse
mixing ground attacks and aerials to We Are Gotcha Force
I about peed the bed when I beat Orochi
Turns out G Red gets even more OP
than he already is which is fine
cuz I'm trying to use Shadow Girl all the time
She's clearly waifu bait, 340 cost dead weight
but if I max her out she's as tanky as Kei (not quite)
Good thing this game lacks micro transactions
or I'm losing 6k acquiring Jack shit
And if you wanna talk behavioral science
I'll be aiming my right fist at the face of the ice bitch
cuz I make like I'm ISIS, no more Mr. Nice Em
I'll nuke your whole team with a Death ICBM (fuck you)
I love this game so much, it's true
Capcom what the hell is wrong with you
Roses are red, violets are blue
Where the fuck is Gotcha Force 2
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