Hello all! Here's another bonus episode, reading (and hopefully having a chuckle at) some silly magazine stories. If that's not your thing, don't worry. There's another classic ghost story coming along VERY SOON. CONTENT ADVICE: 😳Occasional rudeness. If you missed the last special, find it here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/qauQ3ohur2Vmnmk
@waningmooncancer9628
Ай бұрын
Thank you for this lovely treat 😊
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@waningmooncancer9628 Thanks, as ever, for listening 🙏
@joea.9969
Ай бұрын
I was drawn by the squirrel thumbnail. Just last week, a lady whom I help out( a bit if a hoarder) had evidence of squirrels nesting inside her car. I didn’t have the heart to tell her. And a co worker had a squirrel insider her cars engine. The furry little wiseguys!
@stpancraschapel2136
Ай бұрын
Another splendid tour de force of aspirational journalism. I do worry about the degree of editing - or possibly the entire provenance - of these stories (on one magazine I used to work for, we never had any letters for the correspondence page, so I made them up). Nonetheless, immensely entertaining (I particularly enjoy the asides and regional accents), thank you very much Mr LeStrange.
@stalinlovsciafbifakemsmzio6674
Ай бұрын
Lol, I listsened again as I fell asleep and woke in the second one last time - I don't think I've laughed so hard in forever. More, please! Thanks, Jasper L'Comique, absolutely one of my all time favs of yours.
@brianallsopp69
Ай бұрын
I love Jasper he must be the only narrator who can read from "Take A Break " and make it sound good 😂
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@brianallsopp69 Thanks Brian! 😊
@evelanpatton
Ай бұрын
Ahmen!
@GingerTomMom
Ай бұрын
This is the most fun I'll have all day. Really laughed out loud, over and over. Feel free to do this again. Thanks so much!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@GingerTomMom You're so welcome 😁
@marialangdon573
Ай бұрын
Same here!
@michellebastiani6470
Ай бұрын
@@GingerTomMom DITTO!!! Jasper had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in over a year. So I definitely agree that I would love to hear him do these more often actually 😅✌️
@MarianneOrent
Ай бұрын
"Ah, that takes me back..." nearly killed me 😂😂. Thanks Jasper! xo
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@MarianneOrent Haha! I can't resist an innuendo, and these stories are full of them 😄
@caroleastwood9386
Ай бұрын
Jasper. You ARE FABULOUS!!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Thank you. Back atcha 👍
@TheLondonLass
Ай бұрын
This was glorious! I love your snark.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@TheLondonLass Thank you. It's so nice that some people enjoy these. Makes me think I've found my tribe 😆
@THEPAGEBURNER1979
Ай бұрын
Well I guess everything else has come to full stop Mr La’Strange is in the house.
@DancingQueenie
Ай бұрын
Lord that takes me back. Jasper, you’re killin me.
@carolduvall111
Ай бұрын
I believe this is the first one I've listened to you doing in this format, you're Carefree wonderful Antics and commentary I find you refreshing, entertaining and downright hilarious at times thank you and I'm not even through the first story I had deposit just to tell you thank you and what a wonderful job you're doing entertaining us😊❤
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@carolduvall111 Thank you kindly 🙏
@veradennis7502
Ай бұрын
Hilarious! Laughing out loud from the very beginning. Jasper, your acting-skills and comic timing are first class :)
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@veradennis7502 Thank you 🙏
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
🎶knock three times, on the ceiling if you want me.....🎵 The lav story had me, especially your quip about the whole family queuing for the bathroom, and mum all wrinkled up clutching the Radox bottle. Little disappointed in Jean's storytelling abilities. I mean, she could have ramped it up with a bit of embellishment; waking up to the squirrel at the end of the bed holding a hammer and a roll of duct tape, perhaps. I would have made a nut roast, but some do gooder would probably have called the RSPCA on me... Enjoy these videos immensely, thank you Jasper. You're very witty - love the accents and little comments and asides. 💕
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@thehangingparsiple5692 Nut roast. Of course! Missed that one 😆. Also missed the chance to say "Thrifty Great Granny Griffiths". L'esprit de l'escalier in action...
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorror🤣🤣
@earthcat
Ай бұрын
We hates moving my precioussss...the hateful moving
@along5925
Ай бұрын
Oh Jasper, thank you so much!! I love these wacky silly stories and your renditions are hysterical. Please please continue with them! Thanks for all you do.
@thewrongalice1
Ай бұрын
Brilliant-more please Jasper 🙏! Love all of your excellent content 😊
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Thank you 🙏
@SandyBrrr
Ай бұрын
🐿️🐿️🐿️ Yup, terrifying 😂😂😂. My eyes won't stop rolling.
@clareelliott8348
Ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant...was laughing out loud! Thank you 🤣🤣
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@clareelliott8348 Thank you! Glad you enjoyed 😊
@trixie10199
Ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 This was a special treat! Thanks!
@psychopomp888
Ай бұрын
I have to tell you Jasper LeStrange how much I love you narrating and your humor. I do not know if you know or ever heard Miss Worm's channel but I believe you two could do a wonderful collaboration on a story or stories because of you telling of stories, an your humorous nature. All the best to your channel.
@donaldmccleary9015
Ай бұрын
It's totally hilarious! Great job! Thanks, Jasper!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@donaldmccleary9015 You're very welcome 👍
@donaldmccleary9015
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorror your joke about green curry and the Siam restaurant made me howl. I love green curry.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Me too, but my insides didn't on that occasion. Never had a more nerve-shredding taxi ride home...😬
@donaldmccleary9015
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorror yup! Lol! That'll do it. Reminds me of the time I had the same experience while stationed in Iraq. "Nerve-shredding" is the proper term.
@woolybullybananapeel8642
Ай бұрын
These are always so much fun! Love your humor! Thank you Jasper! I was needing a bit of comic relief!🐙❤️
@petere5826
Ай бұрын
Mr Jasper are these them nice ladies who write in with personal stories? They are wonderful ! In the same vein as the nice ladies who have adopted a Sasquatch family and give them a pancake breakfast every Sunday.
@SandyBrrr
Ай бұрын
Mother Hubbard. Feeling comforted by a peeping ghost when you're starkers in the tub... He followed you cuz you're an exhibitionist darlin'. 👻👻👻
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
It's so weird isn't it? 😁
@thurayya8905
Ай бұрын
I love these bit of fun stories. The more sarcastic you become, the better! Let your inner snark rise. I do think you led with the best, though. How can you top a marauding squirrel?
@thurayya8905
Ай бұрын
Then I remembered: seasoning.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@thurayya8905 The squirrel one ended up being better than expected. It's such a non-story that boils down to: I had a squirrel in my garden. 😁
@craigoliver8712
Ай бұрын
Loved the squirrel's voice🤭😂
@michaelcisco4642
Ай бұрын
As someone actually condemned to sit on a toilet for all eternity I can relate. Thank you for this!
@sybilmcpherson2240
Ай бұрын
I loved ur commentary as u read! My "teen boy" sense of humor was tickled!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@sybilmcpherson2240 Haha! I'm afraid my sense of humour has barely developed since primary school 😆
@stephaniestevenson6335
Ай бұрын
I love these episodes!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@stephaniestevenson6335 I'm glad! It's a delightful break from the norm for me 😊
@carolduvall111
Ай бұрын
Wonderful content plan...dont know how to say this right...but yes what a great content plan...now time to listen...
@libertycowboy2495
Ай бұрын
Oh lord, as soon as you started doing the squirrel voice I was dying! Tears running down my face. Oh man, Jasper, you're the best!❤😂
@spews1973
Ай бұрын
Well those really were dreck, weren't they? I thought the New York story would end with the revelation that Steph couldn't have seen the medium at the Spiritualist church because said medium had died the night before. (That's what comes of reading too many half-decent ghost stories.) Oh, well thanks for injecting a few dirty jokes, Jasper. And I did sing along even before I was asked.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@spews1973 Good man 👍
@joedge6142
Ай бұрын
Thanks Jasper 😂, sitting here listening as I dab calamine on my sunburn 🙄
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Calamine and sunburn...bless you 😬. Sounds like you're somewhere nicer than I am right now 😄
@bronte333
Ай бұрын
Brilliantly bonkers.😂
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@bronte333 Ikr
@clairegreenaway9653
Ай бұрын
Loved this!Thanks so much Jasper 😂
@culturedchic
Ай бұрын
😂 I love it!!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@culturedchic Glad to hear it!
@rosiemcnaughton9933
Ай бұрын
This is hilarious! It's so funny. Thanks!
@michellebastiani6470
Ай бұрын
Oh my goodness Jasper 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing 🤣🤣 It's past 3:30 in the morning and I'm so surprised I didn't wake my whole family up with my laughing. O my goodness I've gotta try to fall asleep but I have to tell you that I haven't laughed like that in a long time, maybe because I happened to be in the bathroom when the second story was being read just made it all the more hilarious 😂 Thank you for that truly 😅🤣🫶✌️
@dawnmorris5978
Ай бұрын
Jasper your just a joy 🤣
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed 👍
@amandalee215
Ай бұрын
What a treat. Thank you, Jasper, that was great
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@amandalee215 So glad you enjoyed!
@sarge4455
Ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@sarge4455 Glad you thought so 😁
@user-cf2np4gd9l
Ай бұрын
My wife asked me what I was laughing about so I tried to explain Emma’s incontinence and need for more pelvic floor exercises ! Very funny thanks J
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@user-cf2np4gd9l You've got to laugh haven't you? Glad some people share my slightly puerile sense of humour 😄
@user-cf2np4gd9l
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorror yes, the image of Emma luxuriating in her golden bubbles , enjoying the embrace of her lav’ lover got me giggling!
@juliadia007
Ай бұрын
So much fun!
@XadrumLtd
Ай бұрын
That was hilarious dude, I love these forays into the seedy world of true life magazines. 😂
@marisaera2353
Ай бұрын
Bonkers stories . Made me laugh.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@marisaera2353 I'm glad 👍
@daveglass7396
Ай бұрын
Many thanks for the giggles
@geoffkeough9728
Ай бұрын
oh man, i was literally loling trying to listen to this to fall asleep lol.
@mijiyoon5575
Ай бұрын
Favorite: *The Halfway House*
@TerraCrabb
Ай бұрын
Bravo! 😂😂😂
@jackyhawkins1895
Ай бұрын
That was funny 😁 Wild strawberries taste quite nice. I used to have them in my garden. Thank you
@Story-Voracious66
Ай бұрын
Jeez Louise! These ladies are a whole lot smarter than I am! They get paid for this stuff?! Here I am, never waste money on a dross magazine like that, swaping spooky stories for free! Oh the price of dignity. I'm doing it all wrong. Thanks Jasper, keep that wit sharp. As always I'm looking forward to your next presentation of spookiness. 🖤👻💀
@mijiyoon5575
Ай бұрын
I need laughter this has not been a good year at my house🤣🤔
@taliabee8661
Ай бұрын
Right, I’m going in to sort out the bloody kitchen…I’ve been saving this for just this task! Risk and reward 🤣🤣♥️♥️
@billfrank6505
Ай бұрын
More please...damn funny Ol' Boy!
@stalinlovsciafbifakemsmzio6674
Ай бұрын
WT.... "I know some of you may find it ... strange, but I've only felt loved and warmed by my toilet dwelling ghost..." Holy Lavoritories, Batman. And your asides! Lol. I LOVED this, thought I'd dislike it, MORE PLEASE!
@northernlights8126
Ай бұрын
Laugh out loud funny.Love your voices.
@bluegreenglue6565
Ай бұрын
Oh lordy! I laughed myself quite silly (not a long trip, that - but still ...). Thanks so much for doing the voices and tangents - that is how I've always done oral storytelling (just ask my poor children who had to deal with Hagrid or Voldemort going off about how hard it was to make pants out of a buffalo, or once having been given sunglasses as a gag gift [reading Hagrid's dialogues for more than two pages at a time always made my throat hurt, but god the laughs were worth it!]). Really enjoyed this, and hope you do it again! p.s. admitting I am just old enough to know the rest of the chorus of that song...not ashamed, just well saturated in 70s culture as a child.
@pressatocheryl5558
Ай бұрын
LMAOOOOO I'm listening to this during the workday, and when that one person said she'd always dreamed of visiting America, I said "RECONSIDER" out loud. I'm glad she had a nice vacation but if she didn't get some $1 pizza then she missed out.
@rosekennedy3482
Ай бұрын
Yay ❤
@craigoliver8712
Ай бұрын
Johnathan King-that is a blast from the past-Mr Hollywood hinself
@l1089624
Ай бұрын
Watch out for that bathroom aura.
@Andrew-if3sd
Ай бұрын
Your comments on the Squirrel story are killing me! Trying to sleep, oh well...
@marieeab01
Ай бұрын
Our cute garden visitor has now been named Jasper in honour of yours truly. Big mistake! Yesterday scratched along the fence I read, bleedin’ peanuts again! I’m sick of em, toasted buns is what I likes and if I don’t get the goods you’ll be getting a visit from my mate ‘ Carsey Colin’ Thanks a million L’Estrange 😂
@juliadia007
Ай бұрын
I went back and listened to your Easter Spectacular and it’s clear the illustrious tradition of British Ladies’ paranormal biographical literature has sadly declined 😅.
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@juliadia007 And keep in mind that these were the best ones...
@BennyLlama39
Ай бұрын
Jasper: "It's moving. I hope some of you have got some Kleenex." Me: If not, a loo roll works just as well. 😀
@MSYNGWIE12
Ай бұрын
Loved them! And your comments. Looking forward to Halloween issue?!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
You bet 😉
@MSYNGWIE12
Ай бұрын
Marital Alert! Hubbie: I thought you loved that channel for spooky, ghost stories- whoo, oo, oo hoo! Wife: yes. Ahem, what's your problem ( 1 rèason I love Strange Bedfellows tale- nasty emoji over rubbish bin, etc) -SO, I MUST PUT THESE LUDICROUS TALES OFF TILL THE MORROW. My yard is full of squirrels- my neighbor feeds them cat kibble and peanuts, and they DON'T COME OUT AT NIGHT! Love these idiotic "tails". Congrats on yet another Henry Higgins Award, Those Marbles of Demothsenese- apologies for misspelling- you always nail accents, ages, male, female and alliteration! Hugs from Annoyed Wife in Ontario
@SC-jh9qp
Ай бұрын
They never told me about this when I joined the Tufty Club 😮
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣✌️
@neilcook9088
Ай бұрын
How did you manage to make that squirrel talk?
@thurayya8905
Ай бұрын
Rubber hose😉.
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
@@thurayya8905 👌
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
@@thurayya8905 Hahaha! 👍
@veradennis7502
Ай бұрын
Don't know about anyone else, but I'd feel totally creeped out at the idea of my nan and grandad continually watching over me... 🤨
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@veradennis7502 I always think that too. Gimme some privacy 😄
@veradennis7502
Ай бұрын
Jasper, it's brilliant when you can't contain your titters 🤣
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@veradennis7502 It was hard to keep a straight face with this one. So ridiculous...
@jared1870
Ай бұрын
These were so bad my comment was deleted. A pox to those who request them. Brilliant work with drivel though!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@jared1870 Thanks Jared. It's mostly a bit of fun for me, to do something lighthearted after all the serious stories. Well done for suffering through it 😄. There's a really good proper story in the pipeline right now...
@juliadia007
Ай бұрын
Did you through in Katz’s Deli in our winningest writers NY tour?
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@juliadia007 Yes, I was trying to think of other NYC sightseeing things to do 😁
@juliadia007
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorror I lived catty corner to Katz’s for 15 years. I sooo miss that neighborhood.
@craigoliver8712
Ай бұрын
She didn't move into Graceland did she?Elvis went while he was going
@frankedwards2784
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@craigoliver8712
Ай бұрын
Take A Break-Bedlam Edition
@petere5826
Ай бұрын
I listen to all those godawful tales and the best one was hungry horror Squirrel . We went downhill quickly after that.!
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
@@petere5826 All of the stories are terrible, but that's sort of my point.
@mtmuller
Ай бұрын
Love it Jasper, thank you. On a side note..ghosts in bathrooms?, Rather worse for them. I've got to look up these mags. Do they still publish?
@EnCryptedHorror
Ай бұрын
Haha! I agree 😄. And, yes, I got these stories from the last three or so editions. It's published every month. There used to be a competitor called "Chat! It's Fate" but that's now defunct. They are/were weirdly supernatural spin-offs from more widely circulated weeklies.
@thehangingparsiple5692
Ай бұрын
@@EnCryptedHorrorLove all those mags to be honest. I'm particularly fond of the stories that come with photos. I'd love to be there when the photographer poses Eileen from Dunbarton to look pensively from her window, or stare anxiously at her phone in the hallway. And there's always the good old 'me now' photo at the end, where Eileen is pictured looking very sad sat alone on her sofa. Crazy amount of cash they get though. I once sent one in and they told me the editor writes it; I would get no say and they'd definitely need photos. I'm not an Eileen from Dunbarton, and I don't have a phone in the hallway.... Perish the thought that my story might have ended up in your hands! 😂😂
@Andrew-if3sd
Ай бұрын
16:53
@sleethmitchell
Ай бұрын
funny shtuff. i guess i'll press on with my horrible writing.
@JennyLane8666
Ай бұрын
Oooooooh I can't wait to listen to this tonight! Thank you J :)
@JennyLane8666
Ай бұрын
You know, I'd a rabbit once, as a pet. A little Holland Lop. She used to nibble my bookbinding. I wish I'd had 'beatrix potty' in my vocabulary. Love a pun ❤
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