"She's a hormonal slag." "She's a hormonal slag." The repeating of the line is so on point
@TurtleMC1993
Жыл бұрын
Herminal
@nathandouvier1976
Жыл бұрын
He really had to drive this point home… for the children
@SrmegaCabra
Жыл бұрын
The hand gestures really emphasise his point
@DJreeik
Жыл бұрын
The repetition amplifies that she is a “hormonal slag”, and could also interpret how insane a 12 year old girl is a “slag” whose already “pregnant”. Jk Rowling is trying to send the message that Gen Z’s are way to big for their boots.
@TED-BUNDY-
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@RaffaRay_
Жыл бұрын
The "detention for you, you suck. No" is the most accurate part
@Chronicallyonline19
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Astr0_m4k3-h4ppy
Жыл бұрын
My tutor does this every morning minus the ‘you suck’ part 😭
@omarmustafa2541
2 жыл бұрын
'She's on her period' 'She's pregnant'
@sm1purplmurderedme583
2 жыл бұрын
BYE
@williamhaines7876
Жыл бұрын
Detention
@youtubedislikebutton983
Жыл бұрын
“You’re on your own now baby”
@quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111
Жыл бұрын
They really miss these plot holes that they make on their own
@saltyfish7626
Жыл бұрын
🗿🍷
@gamelord1202
Жыл бұрын
"Fan fictions be like:" 💀💀
@cg_plays
9 ай бұрын
I was the 1k like
@cg_plays
8 ай бұрын
@Ihatecats334 true ngl
@KINGSLEYWORLDDOMINATION
5 ай бұрын
@@cg_playsidc
@pinacolada8004
2 жыл бұрын
uh.. slytherins crest is green my guy
@micahbellend
Жыл бұрын
didn’t ask
@JimboDoomface
Жыл бұрын
Which is the actual opposite to red. You know, on the colour wheel.
@Thermonnuclear
Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@cormacmccolgan3500
Жыл бұрын
Pikey
@harshilnijhawan7749
Жыл бұрын
It's the little things that matter
@gasmaskgm2517
Жыл бұрын
Jk Rowlings taking notes 📝
@JeremiahWdabullfrog
Жыл бұрын
I mean, why not? She stole everything else she put in her books.
@jackwhitbread4583
Жыл бұрын
For what? Slytherin's crest is green not blue so he just plain wrong. Ravenclaw has rhe blue crest
@sit-insforsithis1568
11 ай бұрын
@@JeremiahWdabullfroghahaha like what, archetypes ? How dare she 😂
@sabiancanez7627
11 ай бұрын
@@JeremiahWdabullfrogwho did she steal from?
@JeremiahWdabullfrog
11 ай бұрын
@@sabiancanez7627 The Lord of the Rings and a movie called "Troll" as a couple of examples.
@fatherofdragons5477
Жыл бұрын
The little "no" after insulting the student is so accurate.
@MasterOfThe_Beef
2 ай бұрын
I love how it’s just like the opening scene of hot fuzz when they tell him they have no choice in the matter.
@sandorrclegane2307
Жыл бұрын
lmao he probably said the crest is blue on purpose to get more engagement
@Ink_Sack
Жыл бұрын
Not this guy lol, I think he’s just colourblind
@petrufrenc576
Жыл бұрын
Also the oposite of read is green not blue
@Ink_Sack
Жыл бұрын
@@petrufrenc576 it’s not, it’s cyan
@jonbaxter2254
11 ай бұрын
It got me lmao
@carrot7590
10 ай бұрын
@@petrufrenc576the opposite of read is probably dyslexia
This is the most accurate description of English teachers I have ever seen Thinking colours were emotions with some deep connection to the story
@nikoincroatia
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they weren't allowed to discuss any of the social or political commentary in the books they were teaching, and so were forced to just point to shallow emotional imagery that no one cared about
@Alphoric
Жыл бұрын
@@nikoincroatia nah that ain’t it English teachers love talking about communism and other dreadful politics
@thomashagel3559
Жыл бұрын
My experience was a bit different they pointed toward pointed to the words of Romeo and Juliet and broke down the window scene. My god he basically told her to fuck him before her Hyman rots and srivels into her body. Then they got into the symbolism in lord of the flies on how with the correlation of piggies treatment to the civilized structure of the island until the point piggy died and the entire place went to anarchy and tribalistic. I will say I then moved and had the teachers doing shallow and light grazing of topics in books such as rapes, genocide, mutilation, pedophilia, and suicide. So I went from having to do detailed descriptions and translations of the symbolic meaning and ideas protested in a book and making 6-7 paged essays to a paragraph about the pros and cons of characters actions or predictions of the next chapter.
@Ducky-rm5kl
Жыл бұрын
@@Alphoric yeah exactly our English teacher talked about the Russian Revolution and showed us the entirety of 911 etc
@King_Minos64
Жыл бұрын
@@Alphoric I basically got the full on “communism bad” lectures (We were of course reading a dystopian novel) for the later half of my freshmen English class in HS by the teacher. English HS teachers love politics (or just ragging on communism) like no other, even more than the social studies teachers.
@animatepokemonadventures7889
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was gonna be like “he’s wearing blue because his blood is metaphorically blue because he thinks he’s royalty above non-purebloods” but then I remembered that this video is funnier than me.
@CactusBrannigan
10 ай бұрын
That sounds like something an English teacher would actually say tbf
@Jonontoast
10 ай бұрын
@@CactusBrannigan🎉
@ulizez89
Ай бұрын
@@CactusBrannigan Ok but.... colors do mean things and you should use them in your stories if you can. So having a side with regal colors and the other side with non regal ones might be on point for the story.
@hugotheboss4228
Жыл бұрын
Exactly like my English teacher in the beginning with the jokes😂😂
@itsbart4618
Жыл бұрын
It’s so true any women that is wearing red is a slag to english teachers If it’s on a man it means he’s furious If anyone is wearing blue it means they are sad and god forbid you come across someone who is wearing yellow, Because I got told that that means they are gay 👍🏼 Thanks Miss Johnson
@__lasevix_
Жыл бұрын
Yellow means happiness so yes they're gay, just not *gay* gay
@user-hj1il9vh6y
Жыл бұрын
Bro I’m crying 😂
@TheCove111
11 ай бұрын
This is bringing back memories. 😂
@beeblitzz
Жыл бұрын
“She’s a hormonal slag” (x2) rip hermione
@chuckmeat87
5 ай бұрын
An English teacher would say the repetition is so well utilised and that it grabs the readers attention
@jaymencheers7212
Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute best version of this joke I've heard by far
@drtiger1834
Жыл бұрын
Me doing my GCSEs right now:
@SamD.Coffey
Жыл бұрын
Bro same!
@TheMightyKinkle
2 ай бұрын
The poem reads: 'Her dress was as a green as grass" Teacher: "So thats actually a metaphor about how his wife and kids left him"
@sym.lex1
11 ай бұрын
“she’s on her period” “she’s pregnant” perfect combo obviously 🙄
@zergreenone8111
8 ай бұрын
LMAO! I didn't even notice that 🤣 🤣 🤣
@CowboyXDD
Жыл бұрын
No joke, I've had my higher level English teacher say once that, "The author describes the water as a dark blue because it's a correlation to blood and how blood is blue before it touches oxygen". These people just make this shit up...
@ThahnG413
11 ай бұрын
The worst part is that blood isn't even blue before it touches oxygen.
@CowboyXDD
11 ай бұрын
@@ThahnG413 That's the point, we have oxygen in our bloodstream, it doesn't make any sense. I remember our entire class was arguing with her and telling her to repeat that to one of the Science teachers.
@abortive1581
10 ай бұрын
Your teacher was reaching so hard to the point you wouldn't even get any marks for writing this in an exam because it makes no sense
@MitsurugiR
Жыл бұрын
Man am I glad I had the most perfect and calm lady ever during my GCSEs 😂
@photoluke1499
Жыл бұрын
It's green. I'm not even a Harry Potter fan and I know that. It's also probably green because green typically is associated with greed/envy while also having the snake emblem could be to do with the whole Adam and Eve with the apple...greed. goddamn I should quite programming and become an English teacher.
@dmdragonlord8209
Жыл бұрын
Do you know Shakespearean language?
@lewishendo9328
Жыл бұрын
Or just snakes are depicted as green, therefore they went for green
@tomasbskk
Жыл бұрын
also green is the opposite of red and not blue
@aaroncousins4750
Жыл бұрын
I swear j k rowling came out and said the colours had no meaning
@dangerkill16
Жыл бұрын
Also quit not quite might be a autocorrect
@CatGuy69
Жыл бұрын
“Slytherins crest is blue” 💀
@MunchieLax
10 ай бұрын
I know right it's green why would he change that
@boom-jr8vi
10 ай бұрын
@@MunchieLaxBecause blue is the opposite of red, detention for you!
@MunchieLax
10 ай бұрын
@@boom-jr8vi ah fiddlesticks
@MunchieLax
10 ай бұрын
@@boom-jr8vi wait a minute, green is the opposite of red not blue
@Arctturius
6 ай бұрын
I can't believe how real this is.
@person7246
Жыл бұрын
That “no” and desk slam is the entire summary of my english class
@nomasan
Жыл бұрын
Why is Draco wearing blue? "This actually refers to the third sex scene in this chapter, in which Dracos condom is blue. It speaks about his repressed homosexuality"
@muhammadhamzazafar6903
Жыл бұрын
this is more like english literature, they nod to literally everything you say and then say a completely different analaysis which makes no sense
@TriAmphontsApple
Ай бұрын
"and slag rhymes with? Yes HAG, which must mean HAGrid is sHAGging Hermione. It's really quite obvious"
@reinette_croissant
Жыл бұрын
I think you're confusing English Teachers/fanfic writers...
@ryeee345
Жыл бұрын
Don't even get me started on Carol Fucking Ann Duffy and her full of symbols poetry 😢
@TetyLike3
Жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHY IM FAILING 😭
@Steanford
Ай бұрын
For fucks sake. I immediately wanted to hate this video because of the way you say "nnnneeeeooooooooooooooo" so accurately to an arrogant teacher. The more I watched, the more I remembered why I love you.
@positivemindset9141
Жыл бұрын
“Nuuuu nu nu nu” 😂 accurate
@silvermanonline9463
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 6:07am and you got man laughing fam
@resurgamviridisnitor7734
Жыл бұрын
The amount of times ive gotten lower grades because i refused to buy into the teacher's bullshit😂
@bbkknn333
2 ай бұрын
“He’s ragging hermoine granger”
@the_fake_fool2081
2 ай бұрын
I had a british literature teacher once. Best teacher i ever had
@LS-xs7sg
8 ай бұрын
I dunno “blue blood” means nobility and malfoy is a posh fella with a manor house
@JadedHue
3 ай бұрын
This is so accurate it pisses me off
@cultuschoco
11 ай бұрын
The house crest of Slytherin is green tho? Ravenclaw is blue
@d1653
2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeesh this would blow up on tic tack
@sm1purplmurderedme583
2 жыл бұрын
what
@silentkaine9352
11 ай бұрын
Hes either comment baiting by saying blue or colourblind
@winkinggerbil
Жыл бұрын
Had a teacher that read Of Mice and Men eith all the expletives (incl the N word). Proceeded to give me a chewing out and detention for using the same curses in my oral presentation. It was so weird.
@eggchomp
Жыл бұрын
Our teacher yelled at us all for not saying the N word, and then rewarded the one girl who said it 💀 None of us were black btw
@derricksylvester
Жыл бұрын
@@eggchompWhen was this?
@eggchomp
Жыл бұрын
@@derricksylvester Like 3 years ago
@derricksylvester
Жыл бұрын
@@eggchomp That's Crazy.
@Stallzyx
11 ай бұрын
wait a sec I did Of Mice and Men in my GCSE classes pretty much a decade ago and we had to read it out in class. I don't remember the N word parts but we must have skipped them... surely...
@TeamZeeza
8 ай бұрын
If she was pregnant she wouldn’t be able to be on her period 😂
@grassytramtracks
Жыл бұрын
Tell me about it! About a month ago, we were doing an unseen poem called autumn about why the season of autumn is bad, and the teacher said that the way the poem goes down the page is symbolic of how leaves, the author's mood and happiness and the temperature fall in autumn 🤦♂️🤦♂️ NO! THAT'S JUST HOW YOU READ THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
@Pepper1770
Жыл бұрын
All English teachers are on meth
@SlightBlox
Ай бұрын
0:41 I cant stop laughing at the way he says "NO" after the "rag"
@jackiejackyjaqy...7219
8 ай бұрын
And the Blue is also a foreshadowing It means their baby is going to be a Boy because Blue is symbolism for boys whereas pink is a symbolism for girls
@LilithOnRoblox
11 ай бұрын
Tbh they were quite a ship
@insightoutlaw
2 жыл бұрын
green
@有
Ай бұрын
"She's on her period" "She's pregnant" - the perfect combo for English teachers.
@Broddiccus
Жыл бұрын
i mean i think you'd legitimately be able to make the case that he's a "blueblooded" wizard and they're reflecting that in his design
@TheMusicalElitist
Жыл бұрын
And this is why I hated school. Once again, I love your accuracy :)
@thedepresso
11 ай бұрын
Red is the opposite to green actually🤓🤓
@TrollDecker
Жыл бұрын
"The curtains were fucking blue" moment
@rentisme
Жыл бұрын
Kinda easy tbh, dunno what took you so long ngl
@cathipalmer8217
Жыл бұрын
This is why I quit being an English major halfway through my junior year.
@perla5465
Жыл бұрын
Opposite of red is actually green not blue
@highestsettings
9 ай бұрын
People who make this joke don't realise that symbolism and themes are actually real and these are things that artists and writers do actually think about. They don't just bash it out to get it done so they can hand their coursework in and go play football.
@hypnaxtic
9 ай бұрын
crazy how no one liked your comment
@highestsettings
9 ай бұрын
@@hypnaxtic People would have to read books before they would get what I'm saying. So I didn't expect anything different.
@tenenlikker9631
9 ай бұрын
The point is that english teachers often invent bullshit symbolisms to make their subject more interesting or impressive or something and punishing children because being this kind of teacher makes their lives less boring.
@highestsettings
9 ай бұрын
@@tenenlikker9631 Can't really argue with something so up in the air as what you just said. Be specific. Do some teachers make shit up? Probably. Do all teachers make shit up? No. Did your teacher make something up? I don't know. But what I do know is that you're generalising and you basically said "my teacher is boring" so I would say that you're probably around 14-18 and so I won't be taking your opinion on this very seriously. Especially since your argument revolves around a hypothetical that is impossible to confirm or deny.
@fusionate
9 ай бұрын
@@highestsettingshe never generalised anything, he said "often" he's not talking about all teachers, if you're gonna tell people to read then maybe you should take a page out of your own book and do some light reading yourself before having a go at others like an overgrown toddler
@AidanGeraghty-m4b
11 ай бұрын
And if it’s blue it also means it’s a girl!
@TheMightyKinkle
2 ай бұрын
I hated English literature in school.
@jzieba0204
Жыл бұрын
And it's blue so it's going to be a boy 🎉🎉🎉
@MrOcelot375
2 ай бұрын
slitherins crest is green ravenclaw is blue
@bekuti1034
7 ай бұрын
Draco never wore blue. He wore green.
@itsbillz09
3 ай бұрын
Nice to see you on after life, yoga scene.
@misternonny
Ай бұрын
the slytherins crest is just not blue though
@whrench2676
9 ай бұрын
NO SLYTHERIN IS GREEN IM GONNA DIE 🤓
@ZDProds-c8p
Жыл бұрын
It’s not even blue lmao
@Lornext
Ай бұрын
Amazon Harry Potter adaptation
@captain_del_raven
Жыл бұрын
Who decided that red and blue were opposites, they arent really the opposite in my mind
@danikahholdman2609
8 ай бұрын
He’s actually indirectly on to something about the symbolism of the colour blue. Aka blue for blue blood aka pure blood. It's just a minor plot point that Slytherine's colour is actually green. 😅
@notreal5265
Жыл бұрын
it’s cause malfoys a crip
@sleepy60000
4 ай бұрын
Red is the opposite of blue 💀💀💀💀
@CarlHodkin
15 күн бұрын
This took a weird turn
@forgonachair4177
Жыл бұрын
The opposite of red is green bro
@Mrbooga69
9 ай бұрын
Next harry potter film ???????
@TheTrainMaster15
5 ай бұрын
“The red stripe on the salmon represents the blood of the murdered girl” - Y11 English teacher talking about Jindabyne No Matt, the salmons red stripe represents the fact it’s a fucking salmon
@RhoSimmons
Жыл бұрын
“Slytherin’s crest is blue” *a million hp fans* how dare you say such falsehoods.
@UnitedKingdomRP
10 ай бұрын
800th comment.
@martinmartyn3030
4 ай бұрын
When he puts it like that, it makes complete sense.🤔🤔🤔
@Majorkill675
Жыл бұрын
One piece theorists be like
@veenmikki27
8 ай бұрын
“Newwwwww new new new new new wroong detention for you you suck. No” that sums up my ela experience
@sunshineslowking5025
Жыл бұрын
Hogwarts house colours were chosen for a reason though. And if you’d paid enough attention you’d know Slytherin was green.
@flatouttroll5932
Жыл бұрын
someone 🤓 this
@boom-jr8vi
10 ай бұрын
@@flatouttroll5932me omw to 🤓this: 🗿
@GatorBallLegends
Жыл бұрын
As someone in ap lit yeah this is accurate we draw conclusions from an absence of fact and reason until we draw a connection that is far beyond illogical
@MrXaniss
Ай бұрын
Red is the opposite to green
@ArchibaldEdits
4 ай бұрын
I know it's comedy but a real English would never train their kids to believe that there is one golden answer to any question; all perspectives and analysis are welcome - you just need evidence quotes to support your argument.
@megamason8335
3 ай бұрын
Draco decided to Slytherin Hermione
@Frot_Frot
Жыл бұрын
Opposite of red is green
@godzillaridergamer7595
10 ай бұрын
see, english teachers know everybody in their classes know exactly what they are doing. So they just come up with shit cause they cant give everybody 100s 😂😂😂
@SkTrooper2008
Жыл бұрын
slytherin is green, ravenclaw is blue
@Badatfifa
10 ай бұрын
Jk Rowling be like:
@MissionXtreme
Ай бұрын
Why is this the most accurate thing ever... "ShE's HaViNg A bAby"
@ChiroHD
Жыл бұрын
Story: character walked through a door English teachers: this obviously means the character is symbolizing their journey of spiritual enlightenment in the constant quest to achieve the highest order of functioning in this universe. student: they just walked through the door?
@barrymantz6026
2 ай бұрын
English people, ... we know English. Some older people know Old English! Frisians taught Frisian to old english people! So yeah! Englisg derived from, .... Frisian/Dutch!
@MikeB-nn4nh
21 күн бұрын
🧒“Sir…. Slytherin’s green… 👨🏫Shut up, and go stand in the corner and face the wall., also weeks detention” 🧒 “b…” 👨🏫 “oh fuck off.. go stand outside the headmaster’s office…”
@N3cr0S0ulja
Жыл бұрын
YUP... I'm not enjoying these JOKES apon Harry potter books/story... It really does ANOY the hell out of meh.
@tommymontana6143
9 ай бұрын
They crest is green
@hyun-shik7327
10 ай бұрын
Man if only I could've swapped the amount of knowledge I had about Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games with the amount of knowledge I had about The Grapes of Wrath, To Kill a Mockingbird, and The Odyssey. I would've had an A+ in high school English class.
@KamiRecca
Ай бұрын
Blue could be a point to "Blue Blood", or Nobility. So if Hermione joins Gryffindor, whos color are Red, that can be a symbolic class difference shown in color. But JK Rollyplooy is not the genious she´s made out to be. Harry Potter have this One thing thats going for it, and it goes hard: Mood/atmosphere. The Mood/atmosphere in HP is Fantastic. Brilliant, 10/10. The rest? Sub-par.
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