"I wonder if ChildGrabber97 is one of us" "That is one of us, I should've known" Then wheezing. 13:17
@l3ulldozer
3 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit in the whole video!
@Joe-ho5gc
3 жыл бұрын
childgrabber97 with the Reaper M1... the star that never shone
@culticconker138
3 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-ho5gc he had the mk-18 lol
@Joe-ho5gc
3 жыл бұрын
@@culticconker138 lol lol lol lol bro lol
@emperorpphed6561
3 жыл бұрын
we watched the video 🤡
@hornmonk3zit
3 жыл бұрын
"What am I gonna do against Uncle Sam with a Carcano?" Ask JFK lol
@l3vi23
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@fjordfish3363
3 жыл бұрын
not cool, that shit's just way too fresh
@TheKingOfJordan1
3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro thats a fuckin zinger lmao
@facade0074
3 жыл бұрын
@@fjordfish3363 it’s about as fresh as his body
@samuels1245
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that's a good one
@noarsy7716
3 жыл бұрын
Once again, sam is back to push the limits on what we call “being a rat.” Truly a visionary.
@papacheese8257
3 жыл бұрын
yet we never see him in techlight
@asovietplaytpus5828
3 жыл бұрын
@@papacheese8257 he has ascended beyond that now.
@monseurwanksalotte3477
3 жыл бұрын
His jewish heritage shining through
@mshark8246
3 жыл бұрын
He’s a milk rat now
@HugeHole420
3 жыл бұрын
Haha sam your a rat
@whirlwindgaming6973
3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s selling his guns because he’s going to raise his daughter as a damn hatchet runner
@yukko_yoshida
3 жыл бұрын
rat see rat do
@mobamba7650
3 жыл бұрын
He just needs to put them in a safe
@Name-wc2lk
3 жыл бұрын
What would be the point of having the JFK killer in ur house
@deadlymind2622
3 жыл бұрын
@@Name-wc2lk so JFK never robs the house
@bigd5899
2 жыл бұрын
@@Name-wc2lk just in case, he might be unhappy with the next election after all
@tyhrikh
3 жыл бұрын
Paused as I was about to bite into my Kanelbulle (Swedish Cinnamon Roll) as he said "Not that big on the Swedes", It felt as though his stare pierced through me. I have gone through all states of grief in a matter of a split second, and now I'm just left empty. A husk.
@colinouille2786
3 жыл бұрын
this reads like a copypasta
@notsonormalproductions8364
3 жыл бұрын
I read swedes as he said swedes.
@MickMod
3 жыл бұрын
Deserved for being a swede.
@ricebowl9924
3 жыл бұрын
Episode in a nutshell: Sam experiments with Human Error
@Mecha120
3 жыл бұрын
Tyrannical Government: "OPEN UP!" Sam: "Mi scusi" *Shoots in Italian*
@parkermclemore9022
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sam! After I failed to see the 23 children crossing the road in a school zone as I was barreling past at 84 miles per hour turning them all into shitstains on the tarmac, I decided maybe I should try some glasses for driving. After your sales pitch, I knew I had to go with Warby Parker!
@FirstFamilyCharger
3 жыл бұрын
Added bonus. You’ll look like far too much of a stand up guy for any jury to convict in your new frames. 🤓
@jimbot.4539
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair the carcano rifle is what Lee Harvey Oswald used to De-brain JFK.
@richardhunter3441
3 жыл бұрын
You mean the CIA
@funnycatgaming8506
3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhunter3441 im more interested in the term de-brain, like it is somehow different to a lobotomy
@MarbleIV
3 жыл бұрын
@@funnycatgaming8506 well the way it happened ide say it certainly was different than a traditional lobotomy
@NRH111
3 жыл бұрын
nah later carcano is what Oswald/CIA used i think it was the 1891/30 version that looked to be an original 1891 no modifications cause the bolt still had an exposed striker
@surov8182
3 жыл бұрын
@@funnycatgaming8506 I guess you could call it a surprise ballistic lobotomy.
@gubbvila
3 жыл бұрын
”I’m getting rid of my guns so my kids don’t shoot their faces off” Pulls out two guns that are twice the height of the kids and are harder to accidently load and misfire than a damn nuke.
@vik8166
3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest here, Aqua just needed some drug money.
@Ajaxlancer
3 жыл бұрын
Still a very mature and responsible decision... it's not like he's singlehandedly killing the gun industry
@curtism6722
3 жыл бұрын
@@siren499 why do you care? He doesn’t feel comfortable with children and firearms in the same household that’s his personal choice. I’m sure you have a laundry list of unsavory personal choices we could tear into but nobody gives a shit except weirdos
@Shlungoidwungus
3 жыл бұрын
@@siren499 Dude traded the Carcano for a 12 gauge. If anything seems like a fairly practical decision to me, 12 gauge buck is one of the best choices for home defense and the ammo is far cheaper.
@bigd5899
2 жыл бұрын
@@siren499 a logical person wouldnt own firearms at all. Living with a gun is always more dangerous than without one. Ive been told that by numerous cops and judging from the countless stories of home owners that were shot with their own gun its seemingly true.
@andrewsummerour3692
3 жыл бұрын
the worst thing generalsam has ever done is owning a sporterized carcano
@IrubyyI
3 жыл бұрын
pog
@yaboibunny4242
3 жыл бұрын
it really hurts the soul
@ShawtyDaDrPepper
3 жыл бұрын
@@yaboibunny4242 Gun jesus would not approve
@brendanomalley7603
3 жыл бұрын
“Let me show you my guns” *shows us a single WW1 era rifle*
@Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu
3 жыл бұрын
sporterized even
@theriveracis5172
3 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Diehsner He does, but I think he said he's keeping that. Which... is dumb, considering that's the gun that'd be dangerous if anything. WWI rifle's not exactly easy for a kid to maneuver.
@Embattled5211
3 жыл бұрын
@@theriveracis5172 It's also a lot more easier to store safely because of the size.
@quipy9660
3 жыл бұрын
@@Embattled5211 Sam keeps it in his desk drawer
@rockm.6227
3 жыл бұрын
That Carcano is a one shot with express ammo, sharpshooter, and peak condition. Don’t short the Carcano Rifle.
@sawyere2496
3 жыл бұрын
A three shot if you’re in the Texas book depository
@dillonowens3604
3 жыл бұрын
Well that's where you're wrong Lascaire, because the bullet through Kennedy's back was indeed a fatal hit
@sawyere2496
3 жыл бұрын
@@dillonowens3604consider me debunked
@TrevarThePastor
3 жыл бұрын
That Murboys group pic was so wholesome
@matthewbrase1231
3 жыл бұрын
They were posing before he even told them to
@TrevarThePastor
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbrase1231 the Bizzle Snaff look suits the MurBoys so well ✨
@sak-uf8sb
3 жыл бұрын
We love the murboys
@28made5
3 жыл бұрын
When are we going to see more of the murboys?
@iwanttodie7199
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@cjdugan7138
3 жыл бұрын
“The more streamers he bans from this chat the more pay he gets” *BANS GENERAL SAM*
@IrubyyI
3 жыл бұрын
chad
@OTee1998
3 жыл бұрын
A proper Coup
@hootisfowl9301
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Sam's baby: loads bolt action WW2 rifle
@averypoggamer3700
3 жыл бұрын
It is actually made even before ww1
@Nathdood
3 жыл бұрын
yeah this lmao
@nikok1060
3 жыл бұрын
"..Not that big on the Swedes" _Furious Finnish clapping_
@Tumeski
3 жыл бұрын
Torilla tavataan.
@dababylonian8624
3 жыл бұрын
*Extreme danish clapping*
@amsoil_connoisseur2710
3 жыл бұрын
Sams brother was 100% right when he said “you’re really good at ruining a good thing” especially with that Twitter dm
@newseager4021
3 жыл бұрын
He seems like a horrible person to know
@calroar
3 жыл бұрын
The murboys section should've been called Sam and his Wife's 4 boyfriends
@sethchappell499
3 жыл бұрын
“Bout to go absolutely bonkers on this” is the only way you can caption a charcuterie board picture now.
@Drummaniac17
3 жыл бұрын
That Klean message cracked me up. Sam loves burning bridges.
@The_Duval
3 жыл бұрын
"Do you think a carcano can fight the government?" Well one literally killed one of our presidents so.... yes.
@aidenpanting8466
3 жыл бұрын
When the M1A1 Abrams rolls up what the fuck you think you do it over here you dumbass bitch
@Draemora
3 жыл бұрын
Literally better then nothing.
@bigsoap186
3 жыл бұрын
70 years ago
@frostytrooper5695
3 жыл бұрын
@@aidenpanting8466 your like taking a joke and making it not funny...
@joedirt6212
3 жыл бұрын
@@aidenpanting8466 look at the wars in the Middle East all the way back to Korea believe me civilians can easily take on a government
@Malphorus
3 жыл бұрын
Sam: Lies through his teeth. Klean: appreciate the honesty. 🤣
@historynerd2373
3 жыл бұрын
@shocknot based
@isaiahdavila9876
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like to gloat but I will this one time: I'm not sure if you noticed but I'm a white guy..." - General Sam 2021
@Halal_Dan
3 жыл бұрын
He's Jewish not white lmao
@confidential5743
3 жыл бұрын
@@Halal_Dan Jews aren’t a race unless you’re talking about the Israeli Jews. Sam is likely just a white Jew
@Halal_Dan
3 жыл бұрын
@@confidential5743 He looks Israeli, look at that shnoz
@confidential5743
3 жыл бұрын
@@Halal_Dan I’ve since found out since I commented that Sam is not Jewish, he has a video about it from 2017
@AS1140.
2 жыл бұрын
@@confidential5743 Where
@scmansfield90
3 жыл бұрын
You inspire me to be the most "me" that I can. Your unapologetic nature and complete unwillingness to change is my favourite part about you. When you start editing yourself to please others... you lose your specific spark. Xoxox
@superbehemothboy02
3 жыл бұрын
Just realised... When same takes his glasses off he looks like a ultra low budget version of Luke Wilson....
@DeadLuckArchives
3 жыл бұрын
Of course Sam has the same gun that killed JFK. Of Course he does.
@sc7956
3 жыл бұрын
The Italian Carcano probably wasn't sporterized, more likely it was 'duffled', as in someone who fought in italy saw it, thought it was cool, cut the stock in half, took off the barrel, stuffed it all in their bag and took it back to the US when they left. Typically the front part of the stock is brought with it and glued back on but clearly not with that one (I could be completely wrong someone very well couldve just sporterized it"
@jeffh6960
3 жыл бұрын
Sporterized is a common thing surplus companies did in the 60-70s to lee Enfield and tons of other guns
@Okja1ONE
3 жыл бұрын
25:53 Never heard a more powerful shout than that
@dweebing8730
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the holy art of “Ratism”
@MrJOJ
3 жыл бұрын
Sam, those guns are fucking awesome. keep them in a safe or really high up so your kids can't reach them. And if you keep them unloaded and safety on for display, then your kid won't shoot themselves. They are relics. Please rethink your decision.
@Oblio1942
3 жыл бұрын
idk dude a carcano was able to dome a sitting president, allegedly
@gagekellstrom3978
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically the most Uncle Sam deterring thing
@VelveteenVermilion
3 жыл бұрын
This new episode of kenshi be hitting different with all these mods glad to see the chadbots are doing fine.
@EmpireofJoe
3 жыл бұрын
I dream of the day that they add a taxidermied Rat to Tarkov as Sam's reference item.
@Rileylego-fq6wc
3 жыл бұрын
They instead have a rat that disolved in a can of mtdew
@KungFuFarting
3 жыл бұрын
“[Dad Laugh] HA HA, that’s rich” Proceeds to eat a York peppermint patty in silence with a 1000-yard stare
@kraanz
3 жыл бұрын
That was the best part, I was laughing the entire time =D
@blackforesthamsandwich2310
3 жыл бұрын
Chewed with his mouth open, not it chief
@wero1848
3 жыл бұрын
Lookin like a Vietnam vet
@nyx3027
3 жыл бұрын
4:15 Not only were they all matching, and grouped together, AND hidden, but two of them got collateral'ed. What a amazing moment
@Rondog.
3 жыл бұрын
Top left at 4:16 Their worst nightmare is upon them.
@oscarmayer8533
3 жыл бұрын
i like modern instrumentals more than modern music with vocals since for me the instrumentals actually do what music is for calming you down
@truedemoknight6784
3 жыл бұрын
Rather than getting rid of your rifle, why not just buy a gun safe? I'd hate to see a pretty piece like that go to some hapless fudd who abuses and misuses it until it breaks.
@itsNep_
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, lock the gun in a safe and lock the ammo separately, at least that's how we do it in Canada
@FirstFamilyCharger
3 жыл бұрын
It was entirely ruined by some jackass that Bubba’d it tf up so it’s not really a pretty piece, but I agree with your sentiments.
@1stCallipostle
3 жыл бұрын
@@itsNep_ The second part i dont agree with If the shit hits the fan i might have time to unlock one thing but two is really not gonna cut it
@itsNep_
3 жыл бұрын
@@1stCallipostle Oh I 100% agree with you, it just sucks because that's what our law states. Basically if someone breaks into my home with a gun I'm shit out of luck.
@aviciouswalrus1303
3 жыл бұрын
@@itsNep_ No law to lock the ammo. In fact if it's an actual gun safe/cabinet (6 sided lockable metal box is the definition), you can keep a loaded mag right next to your gun. Just can't keep it IN the gun lol...
@rastorbastor153
3 жыл бұрын
Why did the algorithm recommend your pretzel video from seven years ago? I don't know, but before I caught this IV drip of cancer, I got to learn how to make pretzels. Congrats on being a dad!
@jmashups6804
3 жыл бұрын
Dang. Sam's got taste in WWII guns. Love the Carcano.
@Marduk-np5gq
3 жыл бұрын
general sam uploading? and being early? now this is what i would call pog champ, also does he know we legit cant hear anyone else other than him?
@bencbencbenc
3 жыл бұрын
He's playing with viewers on twitch, they used chat to communicate
@ryatchi110
3 жыл бұрын
@@bencbencbenc what channel is he streaming on?
@bencbencbenc
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryatchi110 generalsamtester
@ryatchi110
3 жыл бұрын
@@bencbencbenc I had no idea he was even streaming thats awesome, thanks!
@Goatbeez
3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why his lockpicking lawyer impression sounds so nerdy when LL sounds like f*cking Barry White compared to Sam
@zombieranger3410
3 жыл бұрын
Dude that rock guy got a collateral, I’m surprised he was able to keep shooting after all that sexual energy released, seeing two bodies drop from one bullet.
@Proxy77777
3 жыл бұрын
GS: Alright, first things first 4:16 2 trial runners: *fucking collated instantly*
@daniel_cvlh1761
2 жыл бұрын
13:32 and he still is a mod for sam till this day
@fredrickvontater5433
3 жыл бұрын
Sam is the only streamer who would do this, hats off to you, truly a man of the people
@hyp3r-systems838
3 жыл бұрын
Sam is THE ONLY KZitemr that i ever watch their ads for, half the time just to see what crazy shit he'll say about the company crazy enough to hire him..
@devine86
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I've been a sub for awhile now. You're editing style has really improved. Awesome style.
@TheyCallMeRawb
Жыл бұрын
That Carcano made me cry
@GadzWolf11
10 ай бұрын
Should totally do this again now that there's VOIP, Sam could probably wipe out a whole server with a swarm of rats. Not just the guys in his party scavenging and taking shots for him, but assign a uniform just have a platoon of rats doing his bidding. If anything, a clip of 20 dudes camping exfil and lighting up dudes from every angle as they enter would be hilarious.
@T420-s3y
2 жыл бұрын
5:06 had me dying
@cfoxaskew
3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Tarkov youtuber is so bad he has to rely on his viewers for quests Just kidding I love you Sam, especially those wide....... birthing hips
@joewilly2238
3 жыл бұрын
When he said "sawmill" I was rolling 😂😂
@Mo-gc4xp
2 жыл бұрын
The sporter carcano had me laughing my ass off! 😂😂😂
@Yamaazaka
3 жыл бұрын
Commie has hot take on 2nd amendment classic
@hoyts-points
3 жыл бұрын
V.I. Lenin, famous hater of guns. The Bolsheviks actually won the revolution and Russian Civil War by voting.
@notatruck2640
3 жыл бұрын
@@hoyts-points nah I think murdering the royal family in their house prolly did it
@dylanl2368
3 жыл бұрын
@@notatruck2640 the same royal family who ordered the shooting protesters?
@solthegamer3769
3 жыл бұрын
@@notatruck2640 Nicholas had already abdicated by that point so him being murdered had nothing to do with the Bolsheviks taking power
@clownworld4655
3 жыл бұрын
@@hoyts-points gotta love the naive children who think things are changed by “voting”
@garrettewell9777
3 жыл бұрын
imagine running around on woods and you happen upon a squad of 5 teletubbies led by mr coinstein himself
@yehdssdgsdg7790
2 жыл бұрын
The fucking head Bob anytime Sam asks a question is just 10/10
@spr_
3 жыл бұрын
whenever i see earthworm jim i remeber shiny and their game called sacrifice and how amazing it is and how also amazingly forgotten it is
@IFtwIxJewJitsu
3 жыл бұрын
“Court ordered helmet” I died lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@metronomefunk1036
3 жыл бұрын
7:45 "Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary" ― Karl Marx
@hughjanos3992
2 жыл бұрын
based
@kaiserwihelmvonfluff1000
Жыл бұрын
The communists then proceeded to disarm their population and murder millions of people.
@RandyMarsh-uc6sw
3 жыл бұрын
It says on Twitch that General Sam hasn't streamed in 2+ months? When did the stream from this video happen and what website?
@donk5058
3 жыл бұрын
It happened on Twitch, 2 months ago
@Lintz417
2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see that dope ass shot 2 headshots one bullet? 4:15
@ronin5432
3 жыл бұрын
16:30 as an Swedish person I can fully agree
@rayonixv4717
2 жыл бұрын
If only a cabinet that holds guns and keeps them safe from other people exist.
@DvsLucas1088
2 жыл бұрын
Now VOIP is in you need to do this again Pt 2. Omg the shenanigans
@emilisgren2882
3 жыл бұрын
love the guy that gave u the middle finger after you found 2 ledx
@flywithusMSFS
3 жыл бұрын
SAM PLEASE NOTICE ME! YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE WHO PLAYS TARKOV NEEDS YOUR VIDEOS. IT MIGHT FEEL LIKE IT YIELDS NOT THE MONEY YOU EXPECT BUT TRUST ME IF WE WOULD BE FED A VIDEO PER EVERY SECOND DAY TARKOV LIFE WOULD BE PRETTY CLOSE TO HEAVEN. SAM! PLEASE!
@SugarWolf211
3 жыл бұрын
I love the rapid nods
@brertt8350
3 жыл бұрын
the dad laugh is honestly worse than a disappointed stare
@CHURCHISAWESUM
3 жыл бұрын
12:10 dude that's literally the gun used to shoot JFK
@saerain
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that might be the joke but it can be so difficult to tell with Sam sometimes.
@chriscusimano3580
2 жыл бұрын
Sam gotta love you in a pretty low place right now and this is making me laugh and feel a little better
@jonathanwilson4486
3 жыл бұрын
Liberty needs to send this man a safe
@ryanwardlaw3970
3 жыл бұрын
What channels is he streaming on? I’ve never been able to see his stream on twitch?
@blitzronin9256
3 жыл бұрын
Nice og cyberman cosplay you got there Sam
@adamgallini5477
3 жыл бұрын
I'm BallinOnABudget and i couldn't afford the tank helmet
@johnpower5337
3 жыл бұрын
THE MURBOYS looking dope!
@heheWoWrules12
3 жыл бұрын
my fave is that some of the quests u cant complete atm. ie sniper scavs
@Highly420
3 жыл бұрын
A thought on you getting rid of your guns guns. They are safe in a safe. Lock em up.
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
3 жыл бұрын
He’s afraid of guns because they remind him of being held up by Aqua on their first date
@r0de
3 жыл бұрын
One thing I just cannot help is the fact that Sam unironically looks like a younger, less buff version of Senator Armstrong am I just going crazy? Cuz I can't fucking unsee it anymore
@illustractorydraws
3 жыл бұрын
thats high quality comedy right there
@eallp3837
2 жыл бұрын
The Warby Parker ad was fire.
@MegaKalso
3 жыл бұрын
The deaths starting at 4:11in the trench on woods, I’m 99% sure a dude posted his perspective on the Tarkov reddit of being the shooter on the rock with no mention of killing General Sam. Be damned if I can find the post.
@bittebitte7513
3 жыл бұрын
A round of "hura"s for the murboys. Just exceptional men.
@LokkesBoerlin
3 жыл бұрын
That double death was some saving private Ryan shit
@BomberBrent
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who wares glasses I think this might be the first time a KZitemr got sponsored by a company I might actually use. Nice!
@borntobeawesome12
3 жыл бұрын
"Not that big on the swedes" not gonna explain that at all and just stare huh 😂
@esox202
3 жыл бұрын
"This is our commandpit", two people nod, both die to the same bullet. Beautiful.
@bluedrew2919
3 жыл бұрын
8:06 some fruits be really sweet like pears and watermelon, they are not like cupcakes but have natural sugar. of course a fuckin apple isnt a cupcake
@nisemonoyarou
3 жыл бұрын
That not happy part *SIDES* *:* *CRIPPLED*
@michealtheflea5247
3 жыл бұрын
Sam should totally try to get on forgotten weapons with that carcano
@zzchief8035
3 жыл бұрын
6:11 which jippy beat is playing?
@kinocarrillo5991
3 жыл бұрын
The murbs are back in town
@TheReenactorsGuide
3 жыл бұрын
Forgets that Lee-Harvey used a 6.5 Carcano TS to kill JFK
@TheShortYautja
2 жыл бұрын
Father's actually do get post-partum I struggled hard until my wife's doctor told me that's what it was he helped figure out how to adjust and recover
@shepherdrm8486
3 жыл бұрын
Before you know it he'll have his subs extract camping while waiting for the loot.
@xenovash
3 жыл бұрын
Skier really needs his futa usb drive. It's very important.
@aiTheVulture
3 жыл бұрын
04:14 - saw that shit from killer's perspective 1-2 weak ago on reddit.
@emptychamber544
3 жыл бұрын
First good company that’s sponsored a yt channel
@theabnormalpenguin8150
3 жыл бұрын
The only person who isnt ahead of me not only in their basic account but in their additional two and a hardcore one
@I_Dawson_I
3 жыл бұрын
"Optical Disadvantage" Great.... never heard that one lolll
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