I was sober for almost a year and I’m back on the juice. Thanks guys for inspiring me to get back on the bottle. Side note: I need a place to crash as my wife kicked me out.
@PearrrC
Жыл бұрын
You can squat at my place. No queefing tho
@dakshdhawan21
Жыл бұрын
Good going brother. I'll break my vow of drinking too tonight. Cheers.
@chadheydt8221
Жыл бұрын
😂
@dknox90803
9 ай бұрын
😅
@ozzieray7141
9 ай бұрын
3 days clean brother. Had to break my sobriety after listening to these all day 😂
@WuhSuhDood
Жыл бұрын
I grew up with Comedy Central Standup, dug deeper into Carlin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy etc. This new era of KZitem standup is on a whole other level. It reminds me of the early days of Louis CK and Bill Burr, but feels more personal because I'm the same age as most of these guys. Comedy is in a better place now than its ever been, the future is bright.
@squid_fish
Жыл бұрын
Much agreed! And I too spent many late nights watching Insomniac on CC
@Brrrax21
Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming you guys in your 30s...? Im 32 and I remember watching half hours on Friday from 6 to 12 every Friday. Mitch Hedburg and Dane Cook have some shits that's burned into my skull..
@Brrrax21
Жыл бұрын
Insomniac is great. Was wondering it it was streamable.
@Bizarro69
Жыл бұрын
We need to stay around each other man.
@jp.dlamini
Жыл бұрын
So true. Our generation is hitting that Cafe store age where we'll be asking "who's your favorite comic?" And probably be life long friends off of the answer.
@Amouroso
Жыл бұрын
Thank you boys! Life savers for people having a quiet Christmas. Happy holidays!
@squid_fish
Жыл бұрын
Or one of “those Christmas’” thanks ya drunks
@cavemanvi
Жыл бұрын
I am in fact a loser also. Appreciate it Jews
@FishininFunkyTown
Жыл бұрын
I had to spend Christmas in the same house as my mom's annoying ass boyfriend who literally tried to fight me just a few days ago. I wish I was alone this Christmas. 😂
@gabelogan56
Жыл бұрын
Right there with ya, my old Feistian friend haha. Merry Solo Christmas. Cheers!
@cripnamedblood
Жыл бұрын
Quiet Christmas?!? What are you, the family gay?
@mathewmarvin954
Жыл бұрын
I wish I had a friendship like these guys have together so genuine
@macurlyfries
Жыл бұрын
It’s because they’re successful
@matthewlawton7909
Жыл бұрын
Well, let’s start a friendship
@deadmeatjb
Жыл бұрын
Be friendlier
@roadlesstraveled34
Жыл бұрын
Me too. It looks so fun and I'm a good friend, but I'm horribly shy and can't make friends easily.
@AddisonKleber
Жыл бұрын
I was alone on Christmas until this came out… Thanks boys
@ajh21313
Жыл бұрын
You weren't the only one.
@TheDJOblivion
8 ай бұрын
How bout this year?
@JdEnigma07
Жыл бұрын
I moved away from my family & friends this year, for work & other reasons.. I also discovered this podcast this year. Some weeks, a new episode of WMBD or Tuesdays with Stories (& Kill Tony) are the only things I look forward to, or the only things that make me smile/laugh. Thank you guys for bringing joy to the world, sorry to get all queefy.. but cheers 🍻
@ace_woe
Жыл бұрын
Never apologize for being queefy.
@T_D_B_
Жыл бұрын
It's all good brother. Merry Christmas to you and hope you have a good year.
@100canadianmaplestirup8
Жыл бұрын
LOOK UP WE DONT SMOKE THE SAME TO THEY DO ALOT FOR ME... AND IF YOU HAVENT JOINE THE CURCH OF WHATS HAPPENING NOW YOU HAVE OVER 600 EPS TO KEEP YOU COMPANY
@Gotien718
Жыл бұрын
without all these comediens podcasts I'd have no laughter in my life atm
@CHINESE_PRIDE
Жыл бұрын
Legion of Skanks and Real Ass Podcast have a good variety of comedians as well. You might like 'em.
@tkirkpat007
Жыл бұрын
I love when Sam laughs. He really enjoys this stuff. Lol
@killerdeviant
Жыл бұрын
Yea he laughs pretty hard at some jokes 😂
@michelebergman4336
Жыл бұрын
His laugh is GOLD
@gitgen1887
Жыл бұрын
You would too if you were inebriated all day
@SkoolNerds
Жыл бұрын
Sam is the awkward guy who always ruins the vibe. It’s mad to me that he’s successful
@robertedwards9861
Жыл бұрын
@@SkoolNerds stay away, witch
@hettel_visual
Жыл бұрын
Guys the editor is drunk. Welp enjoy it while it lasts 🤣 (context: 13:28)
@YoSemaj
Жыл бұрын
I noticed it too. I tried to warn them in my own comment. Hopefully they see it and they don’t get screwed by KZitem SMH.
@julianlevy7659
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo love them more for this
@raab2569
Жыл бұрын
bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it pays off for them lol....
@Gr33ny67
Жыл бұрын
Anarchy baby 😂
@YoSemaj
Жыл бұрын
@@raab2569 “im shocked!” Lol
@MrJae1994
Жыл бұрын
Happy to be watching this before it gets pulled 😂
@PearlDrumsHead
Жыл бұрын
I know right wtf were they thinking 😪
@Killakallie92
Жыл бұрын
Sam and Ari are Jewish right so it's okay
@Kas1645
Жыл бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHeadwhat happened ?
@PearlDrumsHead
Жыл бұрын
@@Kas1645 just keep watching and you’ll see
@Kas1645
Жыл бұрын
@@PearlDrumsHead just drop me a time stamp buddy
@gabelogan56
Жыл бұрын
Sam's solid knowledge and appreciation of cinema makes me love him even more. Fuck yeah.
@sunni7258
Жыл бұрын
Ari removing the edges of a cookie and eating only the middle is the subtle insanity I needed tonight.
@dankrhino
Жыл бұрын
Didn’t even surprise me the slightest😂
@josef2012
Жыл бұрын
Jewish tradition
@sweddieMurphy
Жыл бұрын
The timing of this coming out couldn’t be better. Thanks guys!
@chrisp6829
Жыл бұрын
I love just watching mark in his element doing the funniest shit while other people are taking lol.
@Killakallie92
Жыл бұрын
😆👏
@hoIl0w
Жыл бұрын
Almost cried at Sam's reaction to Ari not realizing Mark was talking about his wife not an event planner 😂
@ruhysworldwide9342
9 ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@mbwt310
Жыл бұрын
greatest Hanukkah song ever to close the show out boys! I'm not even Jewish but I want to light me some skinny candles after that power ballad.
@jaymartinez7478
Жыл бұрын
Dude that shit was a banger and I genuinely hate kid choirs…..but that made me wanna convert a little bit
@mbwt310
Жыл бұрын
Kanye would give up the coords of old Adolf’s secret Argentina compound if he knew about the existence of this hot shit. I could all ready see the sampling for a beat to drop a track and to allow for the communities embracing acceptance and forgiveness to let him back in the fold. THOSE WERE THE NIGHTS, Fellas and Fellettes !
@luisalicea1701
Жыл бұрын
Sam’s reasoning for drinking reminds me of the young Bull Shane Gillis talking about his dads reasons for drinking… Monday: There’s football Tuesday: There’s no football Sam: It’s Sunday in Indiana what am I suppose to do. Lol
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
Great end to my Christmas day. Family asleep upstairs, I'm in the basement drinking and smoking with my dogs. Merry Christmas WMBD.
@ace_woe
Жыл бұрын
Dogs really shouldn't drink... or smoke quite frankly 🐶
@nathancarr7588
Жыл бұрын
@@ace_woe 🤣🤣
@lezmuz4105
Жыл бұрын
Perfection
@poppabless
Жыл бұрын
What an age we live in. 3 legends just having a drink and chillin. 🤝
@astriddecrayencour
Жыл бұрын
WOW! Just saw my name in the credits! What an honour! That's very nice of you, guys! Boomerang effect. Thank you very much. Such a smart and thoughtful way to keep your supporters engaged ;-) Merci à vous
@FrancoisDressler
Жыл бұрын
Sam's gleeful alcoholism is hilarious.
@defferwa
Жыл бұрын
It's inspiring
@b0ssatr0n91
Жыл бұрын
@@defferwa well said. Makes me feel okay
@Patrick-jj5nh
Жыл бұрын
This guy's alrite, I tell ya.
@guitarplayer714
Жыл бұрын
@@Patrick-jj5nh *sticks tongue out while smiling*
@michaelp8995
Жыл бұрын
Life is all about attitude
@adityanemlekar
Жыл бұрын
Man, thank you guys for doing this over the holidays! You guys are legends!
@DanielCrist
Жыл бұрын
This was filmed a couple of weeks ago. Don't give these alcoholics any more credit than they deserve.
@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
Жыл бұрын
That boys choir outro song had no business being that dope
@danielguest7841
11 ай бұрын
What song is this?
@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
11 ай бұрын
@@danielguest7841 "Those Were the Nights" by The Yeshive Boys Choir
@howhigh0521
Жыл бұрын
@ 5:32 Mark says “uh oh a Jew off” 😂 I’m dead 💀 🤣
@tommylob1409
Жыл бұрын
Favourite ep. so far! Ari stood up and farted in the mic 🤣
@frankiecantu8033
Жыл бұрын
I love you guys. I’ve been sober for 20 years but then I stumbled onto this podcast and it’s the only time I’ll ever have a drink and do coke. Thanks for bringing the beast back
@1nataliacortes
Жыл бұрын
Just what I fucking needed on a terrible Christmas
@RossWoodsJr
Жыл бұрын
The best line in Arthur is when Liza steals a tie and Arthur says “It’s the perfect crime…women don’t wear ties!” Haha
@09gosha
Жыл бұрын
"You're the shaman, Ari!" "I'm a perfect doser 19/20 times" *Bart Kerscher gets red in the face somewhere listening to this*
@chrisallwhite
Жыл бұрын
Mark trying to tell the grape juice joke on call was hilarious
@yupperz8693
Жыл бұрын
The best christmas songs are of the metal genre. Great stuff
@heidisymonds4382
10 ай бұрын
I love Ari ,i find his voice very soothing😮
@GravyTrainDD81
Жыл бұрын
my guys when you were just chillin and lookin at the pictures from the wedding was awesome 👌 Epic Ep
@arbivark
Жыл бұрын
the three kings of comedy.
@TNC9ER
Жыл бұрын
HUUUGEEE Shoutout to ARI for showing love to my music! I hella appreciate the love fellas!!
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079
Жыл бұрын
When Ari didn’t like the phrase, “in light of”: it’s Hanukkah! It’s perfect!
@Blade70
Жыл бұрын
Oh boy this episode might be taken down. Need to censor the nudes.
@joblessog
Жыл бұрын
shut up dude
@joshuabalsavage4695
Жыл бұрын
That shit caught me way off guard. Lmao
@kathrynmceachern9503
Жыл бұрын
I simply LOVE this podcast! Mark and Sam and Ari are GREAT together. Thank you so much for the special, Ari! It's wonderfully made and absolutely hilarious. Happy Hanukkah! Have a great New Year!
@jordanledezma3539
Жыл бұрын
Mark playing breast implant catch with the beer Jew and salacuse was so wholesome.
@onyroo
Жыл бұрын
9:21 Mark: “KZitem. Oh yeah.” Lmao 😂.
@Brrendo
Жыл бұрын
Love when ari is on
@BigElectricCat
Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Waitresses song Christmas wrapping. Also Tom Petty Christmas all over Again, The Kinks Father Christmas and The Pogues Fairytale of New York
@jordan-kb9wt
Жыл бұрын
This was so nice to invite us all in for this holy night.
@ethang0746
Жыл бұрын
sam not setting the candle back up straight irked me for the rest of the ep😭😂
@eugeniovasquez3780
Жыл бұрын
Wow the Hanukkah music was totally unexpected . Very deep feelings . Usually I watch the horror movie first then after I watch a fun comedy to balance it out before bedtime .This time it's like it was reversed
@III-vg4dp
Жыл бұрын
Happy holidays! Thanks for the good times WMBDP.
@SHNASTDOG
Жыл бұрын
This is like the best combo for Dec 2022! Lol I was listening at one point and was like "did somebody fart?". Upon rewinding I discovered it was no secret at all. But a blatant rip right into the Mic by Ari Ventura. Lol
@allentastic
Жыл бұрын
5.2 milli my guy!! I’ve watched it like 3 times already
@slurmz10
Жыл бұрын
Been putting it on for background noise while working so we can make that 6 mil!
@cestjane2260
Жыл бұрын
Love the story of Esther! Way better than the version I learned in Sunday school. Lol!
@SuperReviews4you
Жыл бұрын
How many hours you think this podcast will be up for? Im guessing 3 hours.
@Killakallie92
Жыл бұрын
Why two of them are Jewish
@SuperReviews4you
Жыл бұрын
@@Killakallie92 I'm guessing you haven't got to 13 minutes in yet,
@raab2569
Жыл бұрын
Mine says 2 hours so far....
@ObieOnce
Жыл бұрын
Nearing in on three and we still here!
@SuperReviews4you
Жыл бұрын
@@ObieOnce Just hit three. Can we do 4?
@ericsilva9323
Жыл бұрын
Just hearing y'all voices is so relaxing! Keep it up!
@JGComments
Жыл бұрын
Normand really gunning for that honorary Jew card lol.
@spytown77
Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah boys!!!
@stacysmom2748
Жыл бұрын
Love to you guys ❤ what a great treat after a day with family
@scottmceachern8345
Жыл бұрын
You have to try hot buttered rum in the winter!
@HRRY780
Жыл бұрын
I think mark has dreams where he’s standing in an empty theater just rambling out one liners
@iamgeminijoker
Жыл бұрын
ari has always been one of my favorites
@HBZ
Жыл бұрын
Yoooooo that outro song is a banger though
@bluntman710
Жыл бұрын
literally type in jew in the youtube search bar and ari is the first one to pop up and i fucking love it
@JoeKarle
Жыл бұрын
We got Mardi Gras and Boudin! I'm dying laughing. Funny as always.
@kinadillon8067
Жыл бұрын
Liberty liberty liberty! 🤣🤣🤣 out of all the insurance companies to use as an example
@kevinhart8339
Жыл бұрын
Mark's new catchphrase for this episode is... Pull It Up ...
@hoIl0w
Жыл бұрын
Huge fan of all 3, this episode was probably the best ever. Fantastic work thank you guys!
@benfisher530
Жыл бұрын
9:20 - 5.2 million if anyone is wondering.
@MelancholicFools
Жыл бұрын
23:20 dude I saw that Kia comercial, I knew I recognized Ari from somewhere I’ve been watching Ari since 2018 and immediately as I saw him I knew I’ve seen him before but could never put my finger on it, amazing how comercial acting can leave such a big impression
@geoffreyyoste45
Жыл бұрын
Man, I love hearing y’all talk about your material and how you take breaks and get after it when it’s time to record. I feel like I’m back in my 20s again chasing after concert shows listening to you guys, keep it up.😎✌️
@danielguest7841
11 ай бұрын
What song is this?
@TheDJOblivion
8 ай бұрын
Can't believe it's been an entire year already, howry fruck
@in5d
2 ай бұрын
Pierogis are from Poland, but ppl from Russia and Hungary love them too
@roadlesstraveled34
Жыл бұрын
Hey I had those same candles for Hannukah, they SUCKED! SO hard!!They dripped wax in every nook and cranny and it took ages to chip out. And I ran out of candies two days early.
@cyrusmorrow5629
Жыл бұрын
“Yeaaa plan some bits.” 😂
@babalous7479
Жыл бұрын
What Sam said about the peanut butter "I gotta stir it like I'm the wicked witch?' killed me, Mark chiming in "what am I Amish"? "yeah the peanut oil is like, get the fuck out of here" Ari. That was gold. Thank you fellas Happy Chakakhanaka!
@event__horizon
8 ай бұрын
HANNUKAH 2023 here we come!
@helpis0ntheway
Жыл бұрын
5.2 Million at the time of me watching this. Go JEW!!
@mikechecks5994
Жыл бұрын
Ooops. Prob won’t be seeing this ep up for long..
@emmadilemma5274
Жыл бұрын
The wedding pics are awesome
@noahsmith8869
Жыл бұрын
Farting into the mic is so casual on this pod, Ari can just stand up, mid convo, fart into the mic and sit back down and no one acknowledges it or bats an eye. So fuckin funny.
@highlybaked8417
Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
@muttbull
Жыл бұрын
You’ve gotta do a party for 6 million 😂😂
@koopakid715
Жыл бұрын
We might be drunk. Im def drunk this time of year. Thanks, queefs
@Killakallie92
Жыл бұрын
Oh joy! Love Mark's sweater! Great comics here. Thanks guys.🥳🍻🥂🍸🍷🎄🎁
@ltsgoyanks
Жыл бұрын
Normand is the BEST! "Well, they heard your prayer!" I've seen his old roast battles... he's got those one liners baby! He could be a rostmaster one day...that's if roasts exist in the future.
@paulanthony6763
Жыл бұрын
so much funny in one room!!
@nonoahhh
Жыл бұрын
Ari loves Christmas 🎄
@Flash16xx
Жыл бұрын
If you are hitting Mexico City, I'll tell you it's great! You will have a blast. Some nearby cities to visit that are awesome are Querétaro, Taxco, and San Miguel de Allende.
@bryanscott438
Жыл бұрын
I was just rocking the f*** out to the credits song lol
@mattonmaui2012
Жыл бұрын
I love all three of these guys! Merry Christmas to me! Thanks fellas!
@13lueBerryBluntz
Жыл бұрын
"Jew" was hilarious Ahri! Easily your best work yet, love to see the growth. The set was AAAAMAZING also. Good on you Ahri!
@richardskeets6769
Жыл бұрын
They gave ari another view and he calmed down. Lol
@davidlericain
Жыл бұрын
That t-shirt is SO Mark.
@jacobcook7
Жыл бұрын
13:31 tell the editor to blur out the nudes before you guys get flagged/taken down.
@dominicdeluca6378
Жыл бұрын
Delete this
@heidisymonds4382
10 ай бұрын
Spielberg directed one of the earliest and best Columbo episodes ,fact !
@301990s
Жыл бұрын
lmao Mark working the joke he came up with on Natasha's episode
@andrewe4962
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs! You are awesome
@whataloadofbollox
Жыл бұрын
1:10:05 Liza Minnelli and Martin Scorsese dated for a year but never married 😲
@shaunwalker7473
Жыл бұрын
For fuck sake Ari do a course on microphones and how to tighten the knobs on them.
@wababiba4181
Жыл бұрын
They should have Ari on more. He’s great!
@albertomaldonado4737
Жыл бұрын
Happy Chris Monikah!
@Nyquil47
Жыл бұрын
I love both Sam and Mark. Once the movie opinions come out, the podcast is over😂 Sam has willingly admitted to not caring about cinematography and Mark is Mark.
@rrh7210
Жыл бұрын
The babies and Jews will both replace us. Haha Normand has too many good one liners they inevitably get walked on.
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