I DID NOT MAKE THE INSTRUMENTAL, THIS IS A PARODY SONG OF KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE FROM EPIC THE MUSICAL THE OCEAN SAGA
The Original Song: • Keep Your Friends Close
And of course a huge thanks to / @jayherrans for making my absolute favorite musical full of absolute banger and I'm sorry I had to ruin it.
(Here are the lyrics that are full of typos and inconsistencies so bear with me lol)
O: Great Rizz God, Big Chungus, I don’t know if you know this
But our path to home is blocked by the enclosing fortnite storm
I ask for your assistance, so we at last can go and lock in
Can you rizz the perfect gyatt for us and aid our journey home
A: Haha ha, I am the rizz, jelqing and gooning,
I give the betas the hope to keep mewing
Let’s play a game.
O: A game?
A: That’s why I’m serving.
And if you win you may you may go rizz up livvy
O: Deal
A: Take a look right here at this bag
It has the rizz of the gronks all trapped
All you have to do is not open this bag
O: Sounds too fanum, what’s the tax?
A: Haha ha,
Keep your goon close, and keep your edge closer! (Never really know when you can bust)
If they wanna get the bag open, you’ve gotta mog harder (having max aura is a must)
O: What?
A: Cause the Edge, always justifies the means
Bros turn to foes when looksmaxing
So keep your goon close and keep your edge closer
Never really know when you can bust (Never really know when you can bust)
Crew: Captain, chats askin, what’s trapped in that bag
O: Something dangerous friends, we musn’t lie
Winons: It’s Livvy!
O: What?
W: Buh-bye
Crew: Don’t be cap, let’s see what you got.
O: No I’m not!
Everybody edgin’ closely, see how that bag is closed, that’s how it’s supposed to be.
This bag has gronk’s rizz inside
We cannot let this livvy rumor fly
Crew: We’ll try
A: Keep your goon close, but keep your edge closer! (Never really know when we can bust)
Now they wanna get the bag open, so they can rizz up her (Sometimes venting is a must)
Cause the Edge always justifies the means
Crew: Everythings changed since Skibites
A: So, Keep your goon close, but keep your edge closer! (Never really know when we can bust x2)
O: For nine days, I’ve edged night and day, trying to make it home with no busts or grimace shakes
My aura’s unopposed, the bag is still closed and I’m getting closer to you! (Calliope)
I can’t wait for us to get skibidi (Gwar Gura)
Time for me to be the chatter I never was so
(Just Keep your edge goin’)
Why do my eyes and my heart become Caseoh heavy?
(Just Keep your edge goin)
I keep on trying to queue us up, but the game won’t let me
(Just Keep your edge goin)
In Lebron’s name, so much has changed, yet I’m the same!
Just keep your edge goin
Keep your edge goin
Mori: Get woke, GET WOKE, RIZZDYSEUS, GET WOKE THEY’RE OPENING THE BAG, get woke!
O: NOOOOOOOOOO!
A: So, Keep your goon close, but keep your edge closer! (Never really know when we can bust x2)
Crew: (fortnite) STORM!
W: IShowSpeed Ahead!
O: Where’s the storm enclosing us?
A: I said to keep the bag closed, but you got caught lackin’
If I had to guess, you’re heading to the land of FNAF Lore
STORM STORM
O: Help me close the bag
E: But Sigma, it’s too late?
O: We can save whatever rizz is left to mog another day come on!
Joe: RIZZDYSSEUS OF ITHACA, Do you know who I am?
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