You can hurt Cartman’s body, but very rarely can you hurt his pride. And that’s when real justice comes into play.
@TurboMMaster
Жыл бұрын
He was humiliated so many times, anyone's opinion about him can't get any lower.
@davidparr4636
Жыл бұрын
You try to hurt Cartman's pride you're gonna get fucked up.
@ThatDogXion
Жыл бұрын
He also had his life dream of owning an amusement park come true to be taken away shortly after.
@ALV694
Жыл бұрын
Only Cesar the dog whisper can tame cartman
@TheRandCrews
Жыл бұрын
@@ALV694 Kyle????
@M0lot0v97
Жыл бұрын
It's so weird. Cartman is either the biggest coward and pushover, or the most terrifying and dangerous child to walk the planet. There's almost never an in-between.
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
Жыл бұрын
I mean… doesn’t him being terrifying and dangerous make him a coward?
@massgunner4152
Жыл бұрын
Cartman operates by manipulating people and events to get what he wants, beyond that the boy is more defenseless than jabba the hutt in a kink dungeon.
@tac7288
Жыл бұрын
@@ARCtheCartoonMasterI don't wanna necessary disagree but I wanna ask why
@roshenhaglensfield
Жыл бұрын
@tac7288 might be a reference to the fact that this video kinda proves; Sure, he has his absolutely dark moments and connections. But get right down to it, when someone isn't scared of him, and doesn't fall for his manipulations, or in fact just straight up fights him, it doesn't often end well for him. And he knows this.
@anothertarnishedone5960
Жыл бұрын
There is no contradiction in that. He is like Littlefinger: a master schemer, but ultimately a coward who never faces the consequences of his actions. That's why he can't do anything when his victims have enough and retaliate in the most direct way.
@rampagephoenix1735
Жыл бұрын
Watching this, for some odd reason, made me very proud of Kyle.
@mrfox9090
Жыл бұрын
*Kahl
@AlastorAltruistGaming
Жыл бұрын
@@mrfox9090his name… is not… Kahl.
@mrfox9090
Жыл бұрын
@@AlastorAltruistGaming *Kahl
@Shadowlight923
Жыл бұрын
The kid stands up for him self
@imnotaracistokay
Жыл бұрын
@@AlastorAltruistGaming it's just a joke of how eric pronounced his name
@dragoyoshi
Жыл бұрын
Mr. Mackey got hidden talent if he can pick up Cartman in one hand 💀
@3.141_5
5 ай бұрын
NAW NOT THAT FAT CARTMEN 💥💥💥
@665demondog
5 ай бұрын
@@3.141_5 he got back at him in that one
@anothertarnishedone5960
Жыл бұрын
The scene of Wendy beating Cartman is so satisfying. PC beating him was more brutal, but it almost came out of nowhere, without Cartman doing anything significantly evil. However, in the other episode, Cartman bullies and mocks Wendy constantly, and then avoid the consequences acting like the coward he really is, until Wendy's rage reaches a critical point and explodes in a marvelous, cathartic moment.
@jasonmoody4219
Жыл бұрын
You mean until Principal Victoria basically gave Wendy her blessing to beat the shit out of him. 😂
@anothertarnishedone5960
11 ай бұрын
@@jasonmoody4219 the rage was there; principal Victoria only opened the floodgates.
@jasonmoody4219
11 ай бұрын
@@anothertarnishedone5960 true
@at-rexontheinternet1388
7 ай бұрын
To be fair, the scene was meant to introduce PC Principle as a violent person
@tmax2277
5 ай бұрын
Tolkien whooped his ass!
@cheeseyleaves
5 ай бұрын
0:48 The fact that Kyle kept going after Stan told him to stop since Cartman was knocked out shows that this is personal for Kyle
@HalfCelestial88
2 ай бұрын
Easily. Cartman brought it all on himself.
@sougotokiwa8439
Ай бұрын
Plus he once infected him with AIDS...
@shmebulfurdmcglucketthe3rd296
Жыл бұрын
I love how even god was fed up with him
@DBZAOTA482
3 ай бұрын
God: "Y'know what, Eric?! FUCK YOU!!!" *strikes Cartman with lightning*
@derekwinters2019
22 күн бұрын
Man, you have to be a really shitty person to piss off God that much to strike you with lightning
@AlexMcGillvrey
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that his mom has had enough of him ever since he made her quit her job.
@mrfox9090
Жыл бұрын
When?
@AlexMcGillvrey
Жыл бұрын
@@mrfox9090 Season 25.
@mauriciogarcia4795
Жыл бұрын
@@AlexMcGillvreyAhhh, Dikin Baus... 😂
@AlexMcGillvrey
Жыл бұрын
@@mauriciogarcia4795 Yeah, looks like she's never going to forgive her son for making her quit her job.
@jmbalvarez5228
Жыл бұрын
He took her joooob
@spriterefreshed935
Жыл бұрын
1:36 loved this moment so much tbh
@blueycool6754
5 ай бұрын
SAME HIS CUTOFF CRY
@goregalore40
2 ай бұрын
@@blueycool6754e-
@Heartanime3
Жыл бұрын
Kyle watching this: *smiles like the grinch *
@THEGREATBIGTYTY
Жыл бұрын
SHUT UP
@brainstorm623
Жыл бұрын
"Oh my god! They _didn't_ kill Cartman!" "You bastards!"
@HarrysIrishPrincess
11 ай бұрын
Poor Kenny. Why couldn't they keep killing Cartman off in every possible way, instead of Kenny? Cartman is the one who deserves all those brutal-ass deaths, not Kenny
@MegaMr46
10 ай бұрын
Like anyone actually cares for Cartman
@brainstorm623
10 ай бұрын
@@MegaMr46 That's not true: bigots, racists and white supremacists care about Cartman....Oh, wait--
@Sans-LazyBones-
9 ай бұрын
@@MegaMr46 i care, without cartman south park is not funny.
No surprise. Kyle is the one Cartman is a dick to the most
@PCMan8922
Жыл бұрын
0:43 I Love This Moment.
@messengerproject2063
10 ай бұрын
Cartman is the living Embodiment of even when you kick the ass of a bully some people just don't learn.
@pokemontrainerspencer6090
Жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman is the main antagonist of this show for a reason.
@Oncemore_THE_WORLD
4 ай бұрын
I was so caught off guard when I saw the elementary teachers literally threw Cartman under the bus.
@Crispierbug
Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder Cartman caused 2 planes to crash killing everyone on board expect for him so he has killed atleast a couple hundred people.
@almax8189
Жыл бұрын
All because he thinks that African-Americans would act like World War Z zombies after the "not guilty" verdict of the Zimmerman trial.
@dnmstarsi
5 ай бұрын
And yet some people think that he deserved that happy family of his in the CO-VID specials.
@gigachad-kk1jj
5 ай бұрын
@@dnmstarsiwhat with the dash
@sethbryant7894
Жыл бұрын
0:08 My favorites are the ones where Cartman lets out a little "ehp!" right as he gets hit it's so funny
@shortstop-wt7bs
5 ай бұрын
0:05 Tolkien really hit Cartman with the sm64 3-piece
@MarxasThomas
3 ай бұрын
😭😂😂
@sandshark2517
2 ай бұрын
The fact that God smited Cartman for talking so much shit will always be funny
@johnwiesner9590
Жыл бұрын
Amazing how Mr. Mackey could lift Eric Cartman with one arm.
@zacharyk.2766
Жыл бұрын
Cartman is like the Adult sitcom equivalent to Angelica Pickles. 🖤
@carlthelongshoreman1979
Жыл бұрын
Who tf is that
@NarutoHokageSage
Жыл бұрын
Tommy's spoiled brat of a cousin from The Rugrats
@carlthelongshoreman1979
Жыл бұрын
@@NarutoHokageSage omg! I never heard her last name!
@sougotokiwa8439
Жыл бұрын
Angelica would slap him.
@TPDManiacXC626
Жыл бұрын
@@sougotokiwa8439 Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy would annihilate and enslave Eric Cartman in record time.
@andrewcarlson3486
Жыл бұрын
Still wouldn't underestimate him He may be fat but we've all seen what he could do and what he's capable of
@papayer
Жыл бұрын
He's done nothing to retaliate whilst getting his ass beat. He might have no filter but in a fight he's absolutely helpless.
@andrewcarlson3486
Жыл бұрын
@@papayer fucking plot armor😒
@EmptyCheetosBag
Жыл бұрын
he’s not fat. just big boned.
@andrewcarlson3486
Жыл бұрын
@@EmptyCheetosBag coming from the empty cheetos bag 😏
@joaopedrobyron1263
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewcarlson3486Fat guys dying for eat so much*
@carlymara88
Жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman: you can either be loving him or hating him.
@anothertarnishedone5960
Жыл бұрын
Loving him would speak very bad of that person. I hate him, but I recognize that he is the main character of the show and want to see more of his schemes. Except in that season when he psychologically abuses his girlfriend; that was too much even for a character that made his half-brother to eat his parents, and I wanted him dead.
@GayLatinoBear
Жыл бұрын
0:42 is so damn cathartic
@AtomicGolem
2 ай бұрын
*boo-womp*
@bowmaj8666
5 ай бұрын
I honestly feel like this needs to happen more often. Even in a lot of these episodes where Cartman loses, he still somehow manages to come out on top in the end (or at least he thinks he does.) Like when Wendy beats the snot out of him, he still comes away from it thinking that he's cool. When he gets beaten up by the dwarf, Cartman was still technically winning throughout most of the fight, and even comes away from it laughing. Even the episode where he gets his comeuppance by being struck by lightning after spending the whole episode accusing his mom of f***ing him because he couldn't get an iPad; that's almost nothing compared to what Kyle had to go through in that same episode, and all he did was not read an iTunes agreement. Even the special where he tries to get his mom to get breast implants and ends up getting them himself in an attempt to get his own way. Even though she never gives in to him, you can tell that Cartman is reveling in this because he still believes that she'll eventually cave in. And when she doesn't, in the end he still thinks that he beat her. I know a lot of the time that's kind of the point, that Cartman always sees himself as the victim, will always find someone to blame for his actions and mistakes and ultimately never learns his lesson, but when others are always suffering more than him because of this, it isn't always funny. Sometimes it's just frustrating.
@M4DAttack
Жыл бұрын
0:05 Tolkien turns into CJ from San Andreas
@colbyjones7816
5 ай бұрын
1:55 This is my favorite part!
@blackyoshi1230
5 ай бұрын
Oh boy, the best example was when he lost his grandma's inheritance on the theme park (Kenny's parents successfully sued him for Kenny dying on one of the rides).
@isaacnikolic5895
3 ай бұрын
Every time Cartmen takes an L an angel gets its wings.
@iyadelbouchikhi3064
2 ай бұрын
1:30: R.I.P Eric Theodore Cartman (1997-2024), killed by Kyle Broflovski in "Tonsil Trouble"
@goregalore40
Ай бұрын
actually 1997-2008 (that’s when Tonsil Trouble was made) Also, Theodore?
@legitbeans9078
3 ай бұрын
The wendy fight is fucking brutal lmao
@GOHANISMYHUSBAND
Жыл бұрын
I love how u uploaded this on cartmans birthday
@kodychesire
11 ай бұрын
Kyle continuing to whack Cartman with the bat even though hes already unconscious is fucking hilarious and makes me laugh everytime i see it
@antiuttp2516
Жыл бұрын
I like how Wendy rocked erics ass
@JoeyFromNC
11 ай бұрын
Mr Mackey breaking up that fight got me in tears with his arm movement 😂😂😂
@binladenschoppa5863
Жыл бұрын
Tolkien hit him with the slowest most powerful haymakers I’ve seen ever delivered from a child 😂
@robcoopz2444
11 ай бұрын
The LOTR writer?
@binladenschoppa5863
11 ай бұрын
@@robcoopz2444 yeah that’s who he’s named after
@DKfan87
5 ай бұрын
I always thought his name was spelled Token.
@FallenOne669
Ай бұрын
@DKfan87 I think it used to be spelled that way, but then it was changed.
@Ezoogie
Ай бұрын
@@FallenOne669it was always Tolkien
@Aqua20036
11 ай бұрын
Is it weird that cartman is one of my favorite characters but i think he certainly deserved getting knocked out by skateboard by bart simpson at 1:24
@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257
2 ай бұрын
I've never even watched a single episode, but damn was that cathartic.
@LightNio
6 ай бұрын
That whole fight is wendy was satisfying She did not hold back
@AlastorAltruistGaming
5 ай бұрын
Young Kratos would be proud of Wendy, tbh.
@CashCurran
Жыл бұрын
I want a 2 hour loop of this. This was glorious
@codywelter5302
4 ай бұрын
Loop The Video
@nerdtopiaball5255
Жыл бұрын
I never felt more joy watching something on tv then Wendy beating the everloving crap out of him
@therooster2734
Жыл бұрын
That was therapeutic 😊
@hope1447
5 ай бұрын
The breast csncer ep is one of a handful of times cartman got what he deserved and the cartmanland ep is another
@TTvLupus
11 ай бұрын
0:28 you were saying?
@Blessy.EXEreal
6 ай бұрын
best South Park compilation video I’ve seen
@olvialee7221
4 ай бұрын
Freaking awesome. Best video of 2024 in February. Happy Leap Year!
@BBorp
Ай бұрын
Cartmams protected by all that blubber
@Scradley89
11 ай бұрын
1:55 The kick heard around the world 😂
@jofbeats11
11 ай бұрын
Thank you so very much for creating this compilation of Cartman getting beaten, electrocuted, thrown ect. Most satisfying video I've ever seen thank you God 😂❤😂❤😂
@jaketucker2559
Жыл бұрын
I bet the only reason trey and Matt haven’t killed him off is they’re saving it for the series finale, and when he dies so does the South Park universe, cause as much as we hate to admit it he is the face of South Park
@choco_L8
Жыл бұрын
tbh if south park ends I don't think they'd kill off any of the main four, especially not cartman
@anothertarnishedone5960
Жыл бұрын
Cartman is the main protagonist and antagonist; his schemes move all the plot.
@narasnek
11 ай бұрын
@@anothertarnishedone5960 Cartman isn't the protagonist that is Stan, then Kyle, then Kenny and finally Cartman. Cartman is the most antagonistic but not the protagonist.
@tmakster7748
11 ай бұрын
@@narasnekCartman can a antagonist or sometimes a Anti-hero in some episodes
@deezyj175
Ай бұрын
Cartman is the villain protagonist of the show.
@user-og8qk9hv4f
10 ай бұрын
This is beautiful.
@ravenblackheart555
11 ай бұрын
Honestly, the part where PC Principal beat him senseless was the one time Cartman should NOT have had it coming. Literally everyone wanted him gone and Cartman was the only one crazy enough to actually make it happen. Nobody just expected it to backfire. If anything beating up a kid should’ve gotten PC fired. I’m fully with Cartman on PC Principal.
@shrews12001
21 күн бұрын
Cartman always has it coming. Always. Nothing else matters.
@jacobigray4073
Жыл бұрын
This very therapeutic
@kaijukid1443
10 ай бұрын
Much as I like Cartman, it is always nice that he's punished every now and then
@GoopRoppongi
Жыл бұрын
1:16 stan craig?
@arandomuser101
Жыл бұрын
that's brimmy
@GoopRoppongi
Жыл бұрын
@@arandomuser101 oh i didn't knew him he seems cool thx
@ericlammers3492
3 ай бұрын
Of all the stunts Cartman has pulled, 2 minutes just doesn’t feel long enough for what he deserves.
@Damianimations
9 ай бұрын
0:07 AGHH OH AH! ** barely gets tapped**
@goregalore40
2 ай бұрын
0:05
@goregalore40
2 ай бұрын
*rock falls on head* deh
@theimmortalkingofvanaheim7890
Жыл бұрын
Why do I just want an episode where Cartman gets what he deserves the whole episode
@user-io2ym6gm8z
11 ай бұрын
This is SOOO satisfying !!!
@ClaudioProductionsX
11 ай бұрын
Incredible cartman only gets what he deserves 2 minutes out of over 100 hrs of show.
@geort45
Жыл бұрын
LMAO him getting fkn hit while asleep is delicious
@GamerSupper
Жыл бұрын
This is great just one problem. It's not enough content of Eric getting beat up.
@mojo_joju
10 ай бұрын
The episodes with Cartman getting severely hurt are somehow the most satisfying
@stuartbarclay7940
11 ай бұрын
This is so satisfying!
@GageisME333
Жыл бұрын
You’re not human if you don’t get at least a little bit of enjoyment out of this😝😝
@okjeffy6581
10 күн бұрын
I laughed at the principal one lol
@imnotkevin7378
11 ай бұрын
This is gold
@user-gh1tx6cv4p
11 ай бұрын
This is way more satisfying than those asmr videos
@mauriciogarcia4795
Жыл бұрын
The face Cartman makes at the end reminds me of the time he hit his Cousin Elvin upside the head in Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson. He broke his brain.
@michaelrineheart1452
Жыл бұрын
This video was beyond oddly satisfying
@pancudowny
Жыл бұрын
Final episode: Cartman Dies.
@dragondelsur5156
Ай бұрын
Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Cartman!" Kyle: "Finally"
@themaxx4171
11 ай бұрын
This pleases me on a very high level
@albertthepeacock8020
3 ай бұрын
Cartman used to be so wholesome with an edge back in the day
@aldairchacho7926
Жыл бұрын
YES, MORE OF THIS, MOREEEEE
@galahound1940
Жыл бұрын
I could watch this all day long and never get bored
@ZoiManik15
11 ай бұрын
Bruh
@zero-loot5699
11 ай бұрын
Imo Wendy's beating of Cartman is still one of the best.
@Deuteromis
Жыл бұрын
Tolkien kicking his ass&Butters farting on him along with him getting struck by lightning and PC Principal fucking him up are the most satisfying. Runner-up is when Butters got him evicted from the Hot Dog restaurant.
@TrueAsp763
3 ай бұрын
This is therapy
@os_noob_eli7807
11 ай бұрын
Out of all the times Cartman got beat up he's never changed his ways
@unknownuser8063
2 ай бұрын
I like how out of all the times he gets hurt, he cries when kyle hits him with a slight tap😂
@edwardgarza3776
Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Mr.Mackey can pick Cartman up with one hand 1:10
@goregalore40
3 ай бұрын
He weighs like 90 pounds
@AtomicGolem
2 ай бұрын
@@goregalore40 95 at least.
@goregalore40
2 ай бұрын
@@AtomicGolem”I only weight 90 pounds” Weight Gain 4000
@epic_purple
11 ай бұрын
This made me happy
@GhostKyng
Жыл бұрын
I love this
@Mihaly_
Жыл бұрын
I watch this to go to sleep it relaxes me
@chasegriffin5205
5 ай бұрын
This is cathartic and hilarious.
@HawtDawgN3k
11 ай бұрын
The shovel always gets me 😂
@carlsosnoski8722
11 ай бұрын
Loved it
@rubz8r089
Жыл бұрын
Now this is therapeutic
@RimeyCH
11 ай бұрын
This was cathartic...
@boyscouts83712
Ай бұрын
After a long day of dealing with fedex ground delivery bullshit... THIS is music to my ears
@simplychrisplush-cp5hm
3 ай бұрын
I feel like kyle has more cartman been punched by kyle
@ajtheva6694
11 ай бұрын
Cartman is the definition of "all Bark and no bite"
@dnmstarsi
5 ай бұрын
Kinda disagree. Some of these moments of payback were because Cartman bit back like Kyle beating up Cartman in the playground.
@maneruloquendero
21 күн бұрын
A friend used this video to explain to me what "catharsis" is, and I understood it immediately
@RedstoneFox1595
11 ай бұрын
Best 2 minutes of my entire fking life
@Damodred_Heiress
Жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of watching Tolkien beat Cartman up 😂
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