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@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, can you attain the mandate of heaven in china as Yemen Socotra, I would love that! I Haven't been in this channel for a year so I'm exited that you have more videos
@RATSKETCHES
Жыл бұрын
Make the eunuch symbol a Mars symbol burning in hell.
@diegowushu
2 жыл бұрын
What a madlad. I've been avoiding trying for the "Mother of us all" archivement because it seems like a chore, but the things this person puts himself thru is shaming me to do it.
@AlbertAlbertB.
2 жыл бұрын
That achievement took me 3 months.
@TheForeignGamer
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it wasn't that bad. Aside from the false start I had when Daurama randomly died very young, I was able to get the achievement on my first attempt. Granted, I did it pre-Royal Court so I'm not sure if it's any easier or harder now, but as long as you keep expanding and reasonably managing your realm, it shouldn't be too much of an issue. The biggest challenges you'll face are the Muslim nations in North Africa and Iberia, and potentially Byzantium if they start expanding onto the continent. But those are the countries you save for last, after you've already consolidated your power everywhere else and conquered your weaker neighbors. Once you have Africa itself secured, it then simply becomes a waiting game as you convert en masse. Mendicant Preachers is an OP tenet to have when you reform the religion, so I recommend that at the very least.
@warlordofbritannia
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlbertAlbertB. Wait, in-game or in real life? 😂
@TheRyanRubi
2 жыл бұрын
It may take a few restarts, but once you get going, it’s pretty straightforward.
@lenkalenech3102
2 жыл бұрын
Betray your husband's son
@DonFlufflesPrime
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, back for another video of Alzabo being the biggest masochist known to man by doing insane CK3 challenges. Never change, Alzabo, never change.
@donpollo3154
2 жыл бұрын
Well, I was gonna say that you needed real balls to play this campaign but I don't think that's an accurate summary
@RATSKETCHES
Жыл бұрын
Eunuch=✂️🥜= No Maidens.
@pcu9284
2 жыл бұрын
Like the video, I liked the story of Alderic, and orphaned Frenchman taken in by the strongest man in india, tho the pause after "eunuchs like clapping cheeks" was something else
@asgerthorndalkofod2366
2 жыл бұрын
Been thinking of a challenge where you attempt to create slavia by taking the Unite the west slavs, unite the east slavs, and then unite the slavs decisions. Whilst doing this you also take the Defenders of Dievas, Defenders of Rod and Defenders of Ukko decisions to create a grand holy slavic pagan empire.
@cryohellinc
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of puns in this one.... Holy shit
@G3florentino
2 жыл бұрын
I support the youtube algorithm by sayind this crusader kings video (CK3 for short) was great, cool and helpful to watch.
@uoliveira7
2 жыл бұрын
ZEUSROASTRIANISM My God, i'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
@Tjabcdefg
2 жыл бұрын
You are talented in the way of words and rhyme
@deadaccount4221
2 жыл бұрын
AlzaboHD has the Poet trait
@battlepans1927
2 жыл бұрын
Factual
@jbb4105
2 жыл бұрын
ngl i really tried to watch this but the rhyming was jus too OD
@ComradesChoice
2 жыл бұрын
First time watching you and holy shit, do you rhyme every single freaking sentence?
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
Please send help!
@ComradesChoice
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD Nah man, you need to start writing poems or something.
@aguythatyoudontknow3594
2 жыл бұрын
I think we need either a reformed seleukelids or a reformed ptolemaic egypt if you are up for some more greek conquests
@laszlobandi6456
Жыл бұрын
I know this is long ago. now in the new dlc, the hunts are more complex, although I can't even reach a lot of them in time. so I guess it's good to have many vassals near you then take a new land somewhere else. there is a new event where you find a wild boy (feral, +10 prowess which he loses later) also dull -2 to all and not sure if it's any variety but a medium prowess from the trait. you can then adopt him or just take into court or release. did a run with Haestein in Cagliari. Did the same before the update hit and had to abandon it because the changes ruined a few things. one change to Cagliari is that Iglesias is a new castle which holds the mine and at succession you always lose it, so better off moving the capital into the secondary castle (revoking is fine but reversely is better)
@sweetrios
2 жыл бұрын
Not enough camel jokes
@BetweenSunAndMoon
2 жыл бұрын
And he didn't even have to sell his soul to the devil. Well done.
@robjohnson3095
2 жыл бұрын
Was this harder than the CK2 Eunuch run?
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
Most definitely - this requires RNG and in CK2 I (think?) its RNGless and just requires joining the satanic cult. Both are very fun though
@TheStroudCompound
2 жыл бұрын
I like all the low key game of thrones references "Fire&Blood"
@pedrotbird5426
2 жыл бұрын
I can't put my finger on why, but these videos are amazing
@TheCALibratedChaos
10 ай бұрын
I belive Romans have Adoption tenants that put the childnin your house. I dont remember the requirements to have it as a tenant but also super hard to accomplish in one life
@RomedyComedy
2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos so much
@reallyFrogman
10 ай бұрын
This would be even easier now since you can adopt children with Wards & Wardens.
@Morgenseier
2 жыл бұрын
You're insane. - I love your nut-ty content! You rock!
@MXLMNE
2 жыл бұрын
2:48… *presses subscribe* LMAO
@matthewhall9692
2 жыл бұрын
What's up with this guy saying piety like PEE-uh-tee instead of PAI-uh-tee in every video... I just cannot cope.
@thedoge4866
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, didn't even know adoption was a thing until I saw this 👍
@spatrk6634
2 жыл бұрын
its sheikh not shaikh. like its emir not amir like its caliph and not celiph
@RATSKETCHES
Жыл бұрын
Not my Nuts is a more appropriate motto for a eunuch!
@raymondl9320
2 жыл бұрын
Our conscientious (?) liege died at the age of 69 too. Nice.
@punishedwhirligig3353
2 жыл бұрын
Zeusroastrianism: The religion centered around Zeus calling you out on that yee yee ass haircut
@YozoraCho
2 жыл бұрын
I like the rhymes ngl
@iraklitsirekidze4364
2 жыл бұрын
I did not get how to get an heir as eunuch 😞 can someone help me and tell how to do it step by step?
@OGDeepStroke
2 жыл бұрын
ApolloMazda. Praise the Sun.
@sidneysill8495
Жыл бұрын
Love the videos. Love the narration. Great stuff. My only question, WTF is a "Shike"? 😄
@user-universalmaster.
15 күн бұрын
Sheikh is like an arabian count
@timp2304
2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your commentary rhymes
@BonafideJas
2 жыл бұрын
This guy's a little wordsmith
@samwisegamgee8318
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here remember the good old days when this channel was 100% civ V battle royals?
@DiamondDust132
2 жыл бұрын
Another absolute banger.
@Eisenwulf666
2 жыл бұрын
Cool vid bro
@evan7221
2 жыл бұрын
I made a comment and then deleted before realizing AlzboHD actually responded. I simply asked how many runs it took before finishing the video (he answers it at the end,) the answer is 4 runs.
@AliBaba-yu6gu
2 жыл бұрын
How I love Happy endings
@bossatrino
2 жыл бұрын
"Even Lahore could live no more"
@baneandeddu8115
7 ай бұрын
LOVE IT
@frostyspikes7589
2 жыл бұрын
cool vid bro
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
cool comment bro
@TitanOfGlory
2 жыл бұрын
My boi be rhyming
@bigdaddy2429
2 жыл бұрын
Very interesting start
@angrypastabrewing
8 ай бұрын
This takes no nut November to a whole new level
@accurategamer7085
2 жыл бұрын
Rng pain, sword with put sheeth, abbaseed. 🤣🤣 im done 🦭
@djsaudio
2 жыл бұрын
Bro really died at 69
@Superbuchi
2 жыл бұрын
These videos are some of the best ways to learn how to play the game.
@aaronmoore8156
2 жыл бұрын
The rhyming thing is funny when you drop them in but throughout 20 mins it's just a drag, hard to last more than 10 before switching off for me tbh. Shame because the content is still interesting.
@RKNGL
2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more especially when he repeated the same ones multiple times. This was way to overboard. I’m usually more of a fan of it but I sped up the video to drown out the over inflection of the same puns, it just got grating after a while.
@carltonleboss
2 жыл бұрын
Who needs Satan?
@theshadows1416
2 жыл бұрын
why does alzaboHD have a french like accent?
@DeadlyFungi
2 жыл бұрын
Great puns!!!!!
@fataliecatalie899
2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for CK3 to have the blessed Satanism chaos of CK2 😔
@beebeb3524
2 жыл бұрын
I want to like this, but the constant rhyming is annoying af.
@t1t0s89
2 жыл бұрын
Good god your rhymes are war crimes
@jrrd4069
2 жыл бұрын
The rhyming got really annoying/distracting after a while.
@Elvenpath1337
2 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you enjoy playing and watching people play CK3 (especially interesting/hard starts like this), but the rhyming/forced wordplay makes you cringe too hard to watch it to the end. :(
@sku36
2 жыл бұрын
thank you... couldnt take it, it was just too annoying...sad...
@cronchcrunch
2 жыл бұрын
That's what makes him so much better than every other cookie cutter ck3 KZitemr
@sku36
2 жыл бұрын
@@cronchcrunch if you say so...i like ck3 vids without strange gimmiks...like speaking in a weird voice, using stupid catchphtases or in this case rhymes ..the game has enough content... if the rhymes are the one special thing about this uploader...well im not a fan...
@cronchcrunch
2 жыл бұрын
@@sku36 Yeah I know what you mean. I can see how constant silly rhymes and puns wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea.
@sku36
2 жыл бұрын
@@cronchcrunch thank you, its sad too because i thought the video was great as far as i went into it...have a good one im currently mixing cultures and rush innovations and fun perks...ck3 is fun
@cow1816
2 жыл бұрын
We don't deserve this many rhymes. I actually do wonder which part takes longer, filming gameplay or writing the script?
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
Haha for this one certainly the gameplay! It took four attempts to get the RNG event - talk about a shlep! Thanks for watching.
@TheRightTastes
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD I think a good way to increase chances might be getting the ability to have 2 schemes and kidnapper, so while commiting the murders you could also find and kidnap lowborn people with good traits and start a robust breeding program mass culling parents of good children. Further bonus you also have a sizable population of potential vassels who would be good at there jobs
@DavidePas
2 жыл бұрын
Alzabo subscribers: How many rhymes should we expect in this video? AlzaboHD: YES
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
2 жыл бұрын
was so happy to see that lol
@jonwalker9587
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad adoption is in the game now as an option for situations like this. It happened historically, (though usually it was more like uncles adopting nephews rather than commoners) and for a desperate infertile king or emperor with no family, doesn't it just make sense? I remember reading CK2 forum threads full of people vehemently against adding an adoption mechanic.
@partydean17
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's good it is not too easy to do because a lot of the game is properly siring offspring for stats. But random events is a great way of getting through it I'd say
@theta_clips
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, the greatest prosperity the Romans experienced was under a nearly entirely adoptive line (Nerva-Antonine) save for Trajan and Hadrian being distant cousins, and Commodus being Marcus Aurelius' son - though we can see how that turned out. The phrase "Great men rarely raise great sons" rings true historically, which is why I guess adoption wasn't really frowned upon.
@Madiannereid
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think I’d ever be publicly commenting this, but the majority of eunuchs can still, uh, get it up, they just can’t have children. Historically it wasn’t full castration.
@pcu9284
2 жыл бұрын
Unless if you were Chinese
@S.Solmazturk
2 жыл бұрын
It was usually crushing the balls only. Some of the eunuchs actually healed completely and had children.
@Madiannereid
2 жыл бұрын
@@S.Solmazturk I think how they did it depended upon the historical context and reason for castration. Some was punishment, some was for ensuring guards couldn’t impregnate royal women, some was for ‘artistic’ reasons (like singing), etc.
@valentinmitterbauer4196
2 жыл бұрын
It also depends on castrating boys before or after puberty. To recieve singers with powerful, but also high pitched voices europeans used to cut them before puberty, if i am not mistaken those boys would also seldom develop a libido. If you wanted a lust- servant however, you would wait until after puberty, as those eunuchs still experience libido.
@texasarbiter8454
2 жыл бұрын
Depends on the region/type of enuch. Some just lost their testicles others lost everything
@miguelpadeiro762
2 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking reboots always end up bad, but you my good sir have proved me wrong
@thejadondaviscommentaries1613
2 жыл бұрын
You should have named Neo-Bactria along the Indus the realm of Yavanas in the style of the Greco-Indo kings of yester year, who were named by their Indian subjects as the Greatest of the Ionians
@Kai_Squared
2 жыл бұрын
I got an event where 2 vassals argue who between them could marry a girl and my Munis married her. She was lustful and when I was nearly dead she finally gave me an heir after a few daughters.
@steadyjumper3547
2 жыл бұрын
They were definitely your kids
@warlordofbritannia
2 жыл бұрын
Immaculate conception, obv
@alexanderzippel8809
2 жыл бұрын
I once was an 80 year old dude. And within 3 years all of my heirs besides the 3 year old girl died….
@JohnDoe-zu2tz
2 жыл бұрын
How does a heterosexual eunuch enjoy a brothel? Three little words, my friends. MEN GETTING PEGGED
@sylviethetg7598
2 жыл бұрын
You wanna get pegged don't you John
@partydean17
2 жыл бұрын
Lol also castration Can be synonymous with neutering, so he may just shoot blanks
@xaryous3530
2 жыл бұрын
You asked us at the end for someone else to try it, so I did. (Well you didn’t, but said it was really hard so I took it as a challenge) Here is the little story of my game as Mu’nis. I started off with a Stewardship character who was Forgiving, Sadistic, and something else, Arrogant I believe. I started off going around capturing territory all over the place, getting the duchy of Bazin and some random island near Yemen that also was a duchy. I then went to capture Cyprus. (the Byzantine part had been captured by the Caliph earlier while the Romans were in France dealing with Vikings) After gathering together the land I declared independence from my liege, establishing myself as Emir of Bazin. I then sat there for a while, lost the island in Yemen to my previous liege because I defended us during the Crusade and lost my army while he sat there and watched. But I still had two duchies, so I make the Kingdom of Cyprus regardless. I then sat there trying to desperately get some lowborn child to be born for me to orphan. It took 7 years in game for ONE child to be born, and they were female. So I had to wait longer and longer until Mu’nis was about 71 when a male courtier was born. I then offed his parents, but got the event that I would be dead in a year. The court could only be held in half a year from then. And when it finally happened. It was a fucking female. It rolled a random lowborn orphan from one of my vassals. (I gave away some tribal territories) This orphan girl was also delicate, meanwhile her orphan brother was Herculean (no I am not joking) and the other boy was quick. I screamed for a bit, then something clicked. Religion. I can switch to another religion to make them eligible as an heir. But I was about 500 piety short. So I went on a pilgrimage, and hoped. I got an event that gave me 100 piety and was still alive at the end of the pilgrimage. I then switched to some religion I dunno the name of. And my heir was set. Mu’nis then proceeded to die two days later. This took about 6 attempts, and I’d ballpark it at 16 hours of work. Sorry for ranting. Tl:dr Takes absolutely forever to get event, gives female character to be heir, switches religion to make her eligible two days before death.
@liamanderson9054
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh...
@Granochereal
28 күн бұрын
Waziristan , a
@richlondonrich
2 жыл бұрын
Rhyming is like salt. Add too much and it's your fault.
@FACM.
2 жыл бұрын
A Greco-Bactrian revival sounds very fun to do... This video gave me a new idea for a new challenge in CK3
@CanonOverseer
2 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to make a mod including titles and decisions for it lol
@reuben7705
2 жыл бұрын
I may have to do this too, its one of my favourite areas of history
@scheefgaan
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Alzabo, i dare you to do a challenge i'm currently doing. from a random empire in Siberia (Or Siberia itself). And make attempt to make it the most well developed, most prosperous land in all of the old world.
@TY-km8hj
2 жыл бұрын
Came for ck3 and alzabohd but i stayed for the bars he be dropping
@tesstickle6974
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like i say this every single episode but you Sir are a magnificent poet
@Uzair_Of_Babylon465
2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video keep it up your doing amazing job
@Harl3inger
2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering how you would pull with off without the power of Satan, but I'm greatly pleased by your work as always
@MR-cx1mg
2 жыл бұрын
Perfection as always. Here's a CK3 challenge for you: Make a hybrid culture of the two cultures with the greatest distance between them on the map.
@isaganipagarajr3298
2 жыл бұрын
I like this challenge hope he makes a video about it.
@mulan-jinglesemusicas1513
2 жыл бұрын
Celto-Tamil culture
@adamlifevictor5772
2 жыл бұрын
Hispano-Mongolian culture
@CatchTheMarmosets
2 жыл бұрын
Or the rarest with the second rarest (if its even possible, because the rarest isnt even in any of the start dates)
@jonathanskinner7647
2 жыл бұрын
Man actually has 70 videos queued up but is just trying to come up with rhymes for them
@lordhelmchen3154
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, the alliteration and rhyme game was the best thing I saw today, well done sir! :D
@essdoubleyou1799
2 жыл бұрын
I'm finding it hard to listen to these videos lately because the amount of wordplay in the scripts has gradually gone upward until nearly 100% of sentences contain either a pun or alliteration. No offense to those who enjoy this - I just wanted to leave the feedback to maybe tone it down a little.
@chandlerdoeswhatifs9399
2 жыл бұрын
It's really hard to listen to
@steadyjumper3547
2 жыл бұрын
“Thy nut is cut” That’s a powerful spell
@rwolfheart6580
2 жыл бұрын
I wish adoption was a proper decision you could take as an infertile ruler. Like if a sibling died you could adopt their kids, or you could trigger the game to spawn a lowborn orphan instead of waiting for the RNG to give you one. It would make same-sex marriage a lot more viable, among other things.
@CatchTheMarmosets
2 жыл бұрын
Same sex marriage in 867? Good luck with that
@arvedpittner9782
Ай бұрын
@@CatchTheMarmosets Well there is an Eunuch, Bactic Greek Emperor of the Gayostrastian Faith in former Persia/India lol... Same sex MArriage is REALLY tame compared to that! Several Rulers historically all but practiced it in certain cultures and with CK3 giving you the option to reform the most ridiculous faiths and cultures its utterly stupid that it would fail in the department of "the game mechanics make getting a non-biological Heir all but impossible" But thats also a fun idea... Start off in Siberia, form a hybrid culture and religion that legalizes or enforces gay marriage, then or while doing it form an Empire and fight off the Mongol invasion while with each new Ruler going through this fucked up game of breeding and murdering Commoners into triggering the Event lol.
@crazeelazee7524
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Munis is slang for vagina in Greek. And based on the fact that in this playthrough Munis was a regular at the brothel, you could say he really was what he ate ;)
@partydean17
2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain what all those murders did at the beginning? Do they just destabilize so you can form a faction with more fellow vassals to join in?
@mohamad5762
2 жыл бұрын
vvvery cool
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
I never knew that you can adopt children. Yes i got the "care for the child" event, but the parents were still alive.
@VonPlanter
2 жыл бұрын
Nice video
@Doberdobax
2 жыл бұрын
i long for the day when you will speak normal
@freshzoother7533
2 жыл бұрын
I like the videos except the way he speaks makes them unwatchable for me... it annoys me so much for some reason
@emptychair3932
2 жыл бұрын
the constant uninspired rhyming makes this unwatchable
@dotiworldwide
2 жыл бұрын
questions about the technical execution? only if you lack imagination. he got pegged babes.
@ill-fated2895
8 ай бұрын
You're unbearable to listen cant
@henrimosser4608
2 жыл бұрын
Impressive, really impressive. I didnt know much about the intrigue focus tree, but with your playthrough I learned alot about its benefits !
@kamo808
2 жыл бұрын
Really happy that i found your channel, you create great videos.
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the support Kamo!
@dawood1547
2 жыл бұрын
I guess he got deez nutz after all...
@babyramses5066
2 жыл бұрын
Wait ..Mun'is was a real guy?? That's both sad and funny. Mostly funny tho. I'm glad he got his web RNG redemption and didn't have to worship shaytan this time
@dimensionshulk9963
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't there items that boost fertility in the royal Court DLC?
@AlzaboHD
2 жыл бұрын
Not sure, all I got was a chastity belt lol
@marcuswillbrandt5901
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't eunuch -1000%? You would need more artifacts than you could possibly equip
@mirjanbouma
2 жыл бұрын
@@marcuswillbrandt5901 that's CK2. The video shows that ck3 has a fertility modifier of -100% for castrates. Wether that's also the number the code uses, I do not know.
@John-kd2tc
2 жыл бұрын
This was a playthrough I had in mind ever since I found out I could get heirs like this.
@tompusslicker6312
2 жыл бұрын
I am always impressed with Alzabo's ability to rhyme words.
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