Thanks to Branchy for the metronome 😂 branchyprotection.com
@PedroRubiobanquetesour
Жыл бұрын
7😊
@FOGY_MAN
Жыл бұрын
😮 wow
@user-rj2de8fp8d
Жыл бұрын
Вел изобрели лет 200 назад! Но сколько будет жить человечество, столько и будут его усовершенствовать !
@MyCrepu
11 ай бұрын
C'est quoi comme marque de vélo ?
@ChannelZeroOne
10 ай бұрын
Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
@TheWebstaff
Жыл бұрын
As someone with mechanical sympathy. Yeah in my nightmares!
@dennyismiwijaya7827
Жыл бұрын
😘Y😮
@NoOne-ef7yu
11 ай бұрын
Standard procedure. Every good manufacturer tortures what they design. It's to make sure the stuff holds up in the field.
@mundodatv359
10 ай бұрын
❤
@ryonaicorp
8 ай бұрын
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
@jamesgizasson
6 ай бұрын
@@ryonaicorp Weren't we all, though? Great... now my head is quoting Wolf's Rain. X3
@yesntyesnt-ex7cf
11 ай бұрын
*hits derailleur with 20tons of force* *gets a small scratch* German engineers: hmm ok this is a little weaker than the rest
@Aka.Aka.
3 ай бұрын
german engineers are getting bad at cars though this past decade
@Lublutechniku
3 ай бұрын
@@Aka.Aka.Факт
@SKBKER
2 ай бұрын
and Magura .@@Aka.Aka.
@JoeMACofNAC
2 ай бұрын
@@Aka.Aka. they are trying to compete with Japanese luxury who uses cheaper parts from their mainline brands. There are no Honda, Toyota, or Nissan to supply the German brands.
@MrKevin920
2 ай бұрын
@@Aka.Aka. right VW has like 5 timing chains with bad tensioners that last 40k miles wtf is that
@stevehunter7402
Жыл бұрын
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada. A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
@koolmotor420
Жыл бұрын
❤
@Xan_xrave
Жыл бұрын
What is name song?
@TokenTombstone
Жыл бұрын
DaRude Sandstorm @@Xan_xrave
@Xan_xrave
Жыл бұрын
@@TokenTombstone 🤬
@TokenTombstone
Жыл бұрын
Not the result you were looking for? lol try 'wellerman' longest johns @@Xan_xrave
@cphun2
Жыл бұрын
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
@mangobot232
Жыл бұрын
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method. However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right. As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
@BiggestRedditor
10 ай бұрын
Every white country has been testing things using robots for awhile now.
@gaza4543
10 ай бұрын
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
@WEAREDERBY1884
10 ай бұрын
And because my German friends do things properly 👍
@LoneWanderer905
9 ай бұрын
yeah lmao there's only product testing and QA on Germany, sure, uhuh.
@user-ke9yk5qp3u
11 ай бұрын
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
@chadwells7562
10 ай бұрын
😂 Why do you think they push 1x so hard? Couldn’t make a front shifter worth a sheit
@robertkoleczko3987
9 ай бұрын
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra! Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette! Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor. Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁 At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
@leechbg4144
9 ай бұрын
😂
@quattro2004
7 ай бұрын
BS
@user-ke9yk5qp3u
7 ай бұрын
@@quattro2004 ahh poor boo boo Sram fan feelings hurt?
@GardenonTube
Жыл бұрын
So why doesn’t it work after a few seasons sitting in a garage 😅
@fbabarbe430
Жыл бұрын
Right maintenance. It is not a householdtool.
@666marq
Жыл бұрын
Because it's been tested like that and worn out lol
@marcfavell
Жыл бұрын
@@666marqthey they don't use them parts after testing though
@666marq
Жыл бұрын
@@marcfavell really? so they're selling untested parts, too bad.
@andersniemann6245
11 ай бұрын
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
@Waneerrr
Жыл бұрын
Bike slapping machine
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
You rang?
@mikecazes8800
Жыл бұрын
SRAM... takes a beating and keeps not shifting :o
@codyneitte9801
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo😂
@turbolevo8703
Жыл бұрын
Wrong.
@HeKpoHoMuKoH
6 ай бұрын
Works well even in Siberia, in winter..) Even -20 degrees (Celsius) Mechanical SRAM Rival 1, and electronic SRAM GX AXS.
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
In Russia you don't eat SRAM, SRAM eats you! On the real tho, that eTap blows the pants off non electrics. I've seen it's shifting vs campagnolo and campy is behind. With SRAM being wireless, everything is now behind. I would like to see a shared battery for the derailleurs and dropper, then another for the cockpit. Preferably with USB-C charging. Imagine a future where e-drivetrains are so ubiquitous that manufacturers start giving us integrated/removable packs. Even able to tap our bike lights into the system!
@MakarenkoSasha
4 ай бұрын
Высчитывают толщину металла, чтобы отказало точно по истечению гарантии.
@Shadid-
Ай бұрын
يدفعون اموالهم لهذه الدراسات 😂😂😂 ههههههههههههه
@hansmaulwurf3831
Жыл бұрын
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
@dogbog99
11 ай бұрын
Oh yes oh yes sir indeed
@BleakVision
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, crap is gonna last you until shortly after the first rain.
@noevilla1519
10 ай бұрын
yo quisiera una bicicleta así pero con mi sueldo creo nunca la tendre
@michaelslifecycle
11 ай бұрын
This must’ve taken like 12 hours to edit 😂 Well done!
@user-lz1hw6bi4j
Жыл бұрын
Настоящий профессиональный подход!
@wankhairulanuar1784
Жыл бұрын
People buy phone for the camera....now you buy bicycle for the song...
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
I buy the new phone because the manufacturer stopped supplying updates to my old phone so Google maps gets glitchy and unreliable. I buy the new bike because I don't have an old one that works as I would like. Or because the bike I do own is not suited for 200+ miles a week because it's a mtb. Cool shanty though!
@Creative_358.
4 ай бұрын
Сначало продают, а потом проверяют😂
@_Ambrosius
11 ай бұрын
I like this , great art! You are artist!
@aidarsharafullin6900
Жыл бұрын
Waiting for an album
@Keeazul
10 ай бұрын
Nice tempo. In the meantime, Shimano's Torture Squad is making similar sounds but with an endless death metal tune.
@TheJanvicgwaps
Жыл бұрын
So what instrument do you play? The Rear Derailleur.
@koolmotor420
Жыл бұрын
Fresh_+
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
I can diddle the chain ring until it sings like a banjo!
@iulianlazar8893
3 күн бұрын
Probably the most important stage of manufacturing
@mtbguy10
Жыл бұрын
I watched it 16 times
@Jon_Slow
11 ай бұрын
I already lost count, this shanty is very catchy. And I guess it's by design
@mikemurphy5898
7 ай бұрын
Lol... I hated the song. To each their own I guess
@charlesgeorge8111
4 ай бұрын
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
@bugneto
10 ай бұрын
Жду полный выпуск этого клипа. 😂
@user-ch1gm2ik4q
11 ай бұрын
Make one to Protect sideways impact.
@ryonaicorp
8 ай бұрын
I can still tell a SRAM testing lab when I see one after being out of the bike tech scene for 10 years 😂
@kevincoulter2239
10 ай бұрын
Love the song. Perfect for testing. Love bike gear!!! 😃
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
Looks more like a yo-ho, yo-ho kind of thing to me. The old Disney version, not the new one for the namby alpha generation.
@machinist_matt
11 ай бұрын
Yeh, none of this happens in the E13 factory. 💩
@Dave_stoani
5 ай бұрын
A:Whats your job? Sram: smackin expensive things
@rogelioclemente3279
11 ай бұрын
Yo les hago el favor de probar la calidad en campo !!!😅😅
@brauliozunigamurillo1932
Жыл бұрын
Excellent this video and mountain bike😢😮😅😊
@sokolov3062
4 ай бұрын
Моего родича наймите. Сломает в раз. Я 6 лет ездил на своём, всё нормально. У него руль за день открутился.
@R3MMEY
Жыл бұрын
No wonder why when you get a bike the gears aint setup properly 😂
@Thomas-vm4vd
Жыл бұрын
no
@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs
Жыл бұрын
exactly
@aspunkyyacker6850
2 ай бұрын
No way SRAM got amongst this class tune 😂
@HabbAchmad-rc8bl
11 ай бұрын
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
@FlAnKeR027
6 ай бұрын
What is the name of the rear derailleur protection shown in the video?
@No_ReGretzky99
5 ай бұрын
Money 💵😂😂😂😂😂
@FlAnKeR027
5 ай бұрын
@@No_ReGretzky99 ?
@galaxiedance3135
4 ай бұрын
When you finish your Peanut Butter, take the lid, shape it a bit and zip tie it to the frame... bam... you've made your own.
@FlAnKeR027
4 ай бұрын
@@galaxiedance3135 heh
@davidchung5643
4 ай бұрын
The Derailleur protector 😂 sorry
@user-vf7by5jj8w
8 ай бұрын
ВЫСШЕЕ ТЕХНИЧЕСКОЕ КАЧЕСТВО, БОЖЕ КАК ЖЕ Я ХОЧУ ТАКОЙ ❤
@user-bt4ho2hh9j
2 ай бұрын
у моего отца был велосипед газ чего мы на него только не грузили и не разу ни чего не ломалось.мы один раз два бортика везли сами ехать не могли везли рядом.а сейчас цепи меняют каждый год.
@user-ux9wi5xi7i
3 ай бұрын
Опыты в грязи надо проводить, а нажиматья и плохая будит
@dersaction
6 ай бұрын
This is genius😂😂😂
@hasan_z
4 ай бұрын
Yes, its called quality assurance
@sumukhas5418
7 ай бұрын
POV when manufacturing: ....... POV after purchasing: My gear assembly came out after a feature fell on top of it.
@MDSBock
7 ай бұрын
No, never seen bike, like the shanty song..
@techytech07
Ай бұрын
I wanna see this on the Shimano Tourney 😂😭😭
@johnjune4221
14 күн бұрын
Yes I have ,,, GMBN TECH show, big fan
@CalatorPrinRomania.
7 ай бұрын
This is how SRAM tests their shifters
@muhammedjarju7532
8 ай бұрын
Music teacher: what instrument do you play? Me: bike
@Maggie-pm9nl
10 ай бұрын
The derailer guard is smart ngl
@serdicz
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AngeloDeiparine
4 ай бұрын
Sram is the Nokia of Cycling groupsets hahahaha
@noorhazli6144
5 ай бұрын
MTB needs to be tough like BMX
@tomthompson7400
8 ай бұрын
still not a 15 year old school boy in a rush ,, thats testing a bike to its limits.
@drill_fiend1097
10 ай бұрын
SRAM got inspired by Ikea chair puncher 💀
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
So this is where samsung got it's inspiration from on battery testing after the TSA banned the note 7 from air travel!
@diehardbikes
6 ай бұрын
Watching this makes me want a new bike.
@Gazzaloddi-ml9ej
5 ай бұрын
Man this is really pushing my buttons
@leowang2657
7 ай бұрын
So cool😂😂 not expected
@smitchwhite4290
11 ай бұрын
Saw this in Ikea, testing their furniture
@sebastianescudero8712
10 ай бұрын
The best publicity 😊
@Jojoschre
5 ай бұрын
You need a drummer bro dude let's do it 😂
@IRISHSALTMINER61
Жыл бұрын
Strangely cathartic
@maximilianmiersch2530
8 ай бұрын
Enough KZitem for today and It is the First Video after ma sleep 😂😂
@DeanWayne424
25 күн бұрын
I love stress testing
@user-he2qm5ni4s
25 күн бұрын
Wow very nice 😮😮
@omaro.c8787
7 ай бұрын
Control de calidad ❤
@viperjimmy2799
3 ай бұрын
No but awesome💪
@dnash2131
8 ай бұрын
I should be a product tester, I have an uncanny ability to break pretty much everything.
@muhdazman2528
9 ай бұрын
Review the bike pls 😊
@danielrivera3535
11 ай бұрын
No, this is another level.
@-LiveFreeorDie
5 ай бұрын
As a Quality Engineer, Design Verication/Environmental Testing is my life!
@xcuser71
11 ай бұрын
Netflix: Are You still watching?
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
Cancel my subscription Nevermind, too late...
@user-cw3to8rw7m
2 ай бұрын
That's why we can distinguish the Chinese and European products 😅
@NURCU
11 ай бұрын
Where is Shimano🤣🤣🤣
@UnburdenedByWhatHasBeen
7 күн бұрын
No wonder mountain bike shit breaks all the time. They're making music instead of testing this shit.
@ArturoSanchez-jr8pk
8 ай бұрын
Lo más impactante es el golpe al desviador y qué éste no se estropee !!!! 🇲🇽🚴🚑
@mingrui1862
4 ай бұрын
Was looking forward to this but so damn sick of this song. Might as well play "hoist the colors".
@Schniebel89
11 ай бұрын
Dropped the ball on the loop.
@srdjanbabic6492
Жыл бұрын
Bro my tourney would die from 3 hits
@brandonhoffman4712
2 ай бұрын
Your whole tournament?
@davidteh1328
5 ай бұрын
POWER BY SRAMMMMM
@the_fourth_sheet
Жыл бұрын
What instrument do you play? Sram.
@promatracposedarjezadar
4 ай бұрын
Bravo decki,top
@dadanene6820
3 күн бұрын
Di je vandam..?
@juanpujol2082
7 ай бұрын
No sabía que le hacían text de durabilidad eso es muy satisfactorio saber porque aveces cuando voy por el aire en mi bici pienso en que mi frame se pueda partir 😊😊😊😊
@edwardcody1671
7 ай бұрын
If they want some durability testing done they can give 1 to my 11 yr old that has gotten addicted to trail riding...now my old ass can barely keep up.
@mohamedcivil7509
4 ай бұрын
All these tests, and in the end, the first fall, the bike and the parts break😅😅
@mick-thompson
Жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah, that's cool and whatever, but now add some dirt with sand and splashes of dirty water while hitting it under different angles. Then, maybe, you will get something close to realistic result
@MrEricdraco
Ай бұрын
Durability test
@K.4.k
Жыл бұрын
I think Nokia made this
@nicogoth7297
Жыл бұрын
Yes, I’m IKEA for some sofa 😇
@cerano2598
10 ай бұрын
That’s how all American 🇺🇸 manufacturers used to work, now only made in china 🇨🇳 😢
@NightVive
Ай бұрын
Yes seen it but still like it
@theowl6253
9 ай бұрын
It's a masterpiece
@Jesus-KingofKings-LordofLords.
5 ай бұрын
Wish these bikes were more affordable, I’ve always wanted one but the needs of life don’t allow it
@leathleyg5995
9 ай бұрын
Machine testing gave rise to the phrase - "Real world testing"......
@jonathanmulle8376
3 ай бұрын
Proper testing.
@thekidd8169
11 ай бұрын
Testing is the best
@infermus11
Жыл бұрын
dream job to testing parts like that
@kurtvalentine6359
3 ай бұрын
Alright men. we Shall sail the seas to the distant lands drink whisky and fix bikes of all size and types. 👲🏽 AY CAPTAIN.
@dcdanger6151
3 ай бұрын
That was a great shanty
@gtjack9
6 ай бұрын
I can guarantee that derailleur guard would stand no chance against my riding style😂
@azer1274
Жыл бұрын
C’est pas une raison valable de mettre les vélos à 10000€
@bacongamer5448
Жыл бұрын
This is why sram is the goat of drivechains
@DiadeLosmuertos-ij7wv
4 ай бұрын
Every good company makes the Same nothing the World has Not Seen 😂
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