"Hey, I'm a really interesting character with a fun side quest." Doesn't see the NPC for a long time "You didn't visit me at an obscure location before doing a boss fight, now i'm dead."
@Tarmax94
Жыл бұрын
Me with Seluvis 😭 he asked me to get something but Ranni also asked me to get something, so I got both items, delivered the dagger to Ranni and when I went to deliver the Amber thing to Seluvis he was dead 😭 so I googled what I missed out and I almost jumped in front of a car cuz I was running an astrologer build. Gotta start a new game+ to get that precious talisman and remember not to progress Ranni's quest before delivering the amber starlight to Seluvis.
@6gory9
Жыл бұрын
@@Tarmax94 When I got the first frenzy item I was 100% sure that those things were related to the ending I wanted, so I checked a wiki on how to get it BUT without reading too much to not get spoiled. The last two steps of the wiki are about how to cancel that ending, which I realized after doing them. Setting up the Frenzy flame ending cancels every other ending (or at least did at the patch I was playing on) so even though I could have got every ending (finished ranni's quest, fia one, etc.), my first playthrough's ending had to be the basic one. Still mad about it.
@MisterK9739
Жыл бұрын
@@6gory9 so you‘re mad because you inherited the frenzied flame, something the game tells you countless time (and literally directly before you inherit it by Melina) how bad this idea is and that you will ruin the world and everyone will abandon you… And the you got mad because it locked you out of other endings?? Huh?! I mean, just make an NG+ run to get the other endings. Takes maybe 8hours max
@6gory9
Жыл бұрын
@@MisterK9739 no, I was mad because I wanted the frenzy ending and couldn't get it on my first run despite doing everything right because the wiki added the step to cancel it as the last step of how to get it.
@MisterK9739
Жыл бұрын
@@6gory9 lmao so you‘re complaining that you followed an online guide incorrectly because you can‘t read. Like bro how petty can you be. That is in no way the games fault. It is solely your own.
@bobobsen
2 жыл бұрын
And to think this is the best case scenario. Alternative is he's in an obscure area or one you already fully explored 50h ago and have no reason to ever return to, and then when you do find him he's already dead (with no reward) because you met some obscure condition elsewhere
@Koppu1doragon
2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is questioning how the hell this blind lady managed to get into a hole I can only get into by surviving a 50 foot drop after killing a demi god. And then setting her on fire.
@sr.365
2 жыл бұрын
So confused when I came back to Rogier dying on me because I accidentally found ranni ahead of time
@Meithighs
2 жыл бұрын
"game of the year" but everything i hear about this game is terrible.
@sr.365
2 жыл бұрын
@@Meithighs ?? I mean it's dark souls at the end of the day. This type of exploration is expected except just on a grand scale now. It's just criticism
@Koppu1doragon
2 жыл бұрын
@@Meithighs It is really good but the side quests leave a lot to be desired. That and there are a few times the game feels horribly bullshit like the Godskin Dou Edit: Guy I don't need tips on how to beat the nerfed Dou I beat them on the first try. I was using them as an example because everyone was complaining about them at first.
@Jottagelado
11 ай бұрын
1 - give lady eyes to eat. She moves a little to the north without indicating the direction but at least isnt far 2 give more eyes, she moves just a little again. 3 more eyes. She dissapears without telling you shit, moves ten thousand miles, goes underground a sewer maze, after a hidden wall behing a boss battle, to the bottom of a pitt lower than the depts of hell.
@jeff3221
7 ай бұрын
Genuinely, how do they get to these areas? You had to do so much platforming and fall through and ACTUAL, PHYSICAL stone floor to get to the 3 Fingers. What, did Hyetta just patch up the massive hole above her after getting down there? Or could it be that NPC's do just literally teleport around the map with zero sense for how they'd get to places that are locked behind killing bosses or other tasks? How did Goldmask and the holy npc make it to the mountain tops? Did they just happen to have another key the whole game? How did Alexander get up there? His ass couldn't even make it out of Limgrave without getting stuck multiple times and you expect me to believe he made it to Farum Azula?????
@baguetto563
7 ай бұрын
@jeff3221 clearly the answer is that npcs are able to scale up/down walls/cliffs and that they are occasionally capable of teleportation
@forsaken841
7 ай бұрын
@@jeff3221 The people of the lands between have many abilities one would consider...unnatural.
@3XZDgg
7 ай бұрын
@@forsaken841 is it possible to learn this power?
@baguetto563
7 ай бұрын
have you seen a glitched speedrun? It absolutely is. Even disregarding that you have that item Varre gives to teleport you to Mohg's Palace. Its possible NPCs have similar items they dont drop (Varre probably has this item as well but doesnt drop it) that teleport them (Rya to Volcano Manor, Hyetta to 3 fingers, Bernahl to Farum) or that there are teleport gates inaccessible to the player (D reveals one to Guranq but its possible there are others that are in lore but not gameplay)
@MauricioOsuna-et8et
8 ай бұрын
Implying you can find them at all. Dark Souls 3 had obscure quests, but Elden Ring is its own category of "You straight up can't do this without the wiki".
@BRANNANROSS
6 ай бұрын
Yea, the open world is fantastic but terrible for fromsofts quest design. Putting people in any direction in a map as large as Elden Rings does not make for intuitive quests
@Yorikoification
5 ай бұрын
@@BRANNANROSS Quests in Souls games was never good, mainly because they never give any goddamn indication where they go, sometimes they could teleport to areas you've already explored so you'd have absolutely no reason to cross paths with them there. Then if you kill a boss they will wind up dead in a ditch somewhere. Quest design has never been Fromsofts strong suit, I actually don't even know if Fromsoft has got ANY strong suits in their games....
@jare2067
3 ай бұрын
@@BRANNANROSSterrible or perfect depending on who you ask i guess 😂
@BigBADSTUFF69
2 ай бұрын
@@Yorikoification the difference is that in Souls you came back to a lot of the places naturally, in elden ring you don't. so many NPCs showed up at your main base in all those games.
@googlygoo9472
2 ай бұрын
@@Yorikoification The quests are certainly not conventional. The story telling isn't either. The video does a good satire of the formula. But I think the mistake here is to engage the game as just another game. I think what you assume as flaws are actually key component of an experience you never were interested in.
@HelixSnake
2 жыл бұрын
"I died doing the thing with the thing you gave me" fucking classic
@emperorhadrian6011
2 жыл бұрын
Yo, helix. Thanks for the laughs.
@HelixSnake
2 жыл бұрын
@@emperorhadrian6011 You're very welcome!
@watertommyz
2 жыл бұрын
souls games in general
@ll-bz8re
2 жыл бұрын
Yo finding Helix out here is cooler than meeting an IRL celebrity. (I do not care for celebrities.)
@АртурМилкович
2 жыл бұрын
mmm
@nikolaosboukouvalas449
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you killed the area's boss before you could find me hidden in a super obscure area of the level? Time to bug out of existence. Better luck in NG+!"
@trippybruh1592
2 жыл бұрын
Try fingers... but hole!
@glaidermason6870
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr sooooo stupiddddd
@einsteinvondaniken
2 жыл бұрын
try pickle
@jawaring4367
2 жыл бұрын
AFAIK this isn't really a bug and only happens in a few places, like liurnia.
@Herr_Brechmann
2 жыл бұрын
Struggle of my life
@love-hammer
2 жыл бұрын
You're basically a courier with a sack of mail and no addresses. So you go door to door holding out your sack like "Yo, anything here look familiar?"
@alantremonti1381
2 жыл бұрын
"Come, peruse my ineffable sack, Forlorn Stranger."
@kenanderson4929
2 жыл бұрын
Best description of Elden Ring quests ever haha literally made me lol so thanks
@lucielm
2 жыл бұрын
You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is…the game was rigged from the start. ~Benny Fallout NV
@ladistar
2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahh so true Lmaooooooo
@yungleea1p350
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zyven3811
Жыл бұрын
"I died doing the thing with the thing you gave me" this man describes every souls quest
@kaisiru
2 жыл бұрын
You nailed the tone of the NPC so well that I thought it was an actual line at the beginning.
@UnofficialCyane
2 жыл бұрын
@@shaloofthebloof2062 It's a bot, it'll never read your comments. Just report it for spam/advertising and carry on
@MrGanzul
2 жыл бұрын
@@UnofficialCyane If only KZitem cared about their platform.
@АртурМилкович
2 жыл бұрын
mmm
@myonionsmatter7843
2 жыл бұрын
its the "Oh.."
@KyodaiNishiki
2 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me Krenglus doesnt exist???
@David9413
2 жыл бұрын
Only part this misses slightly is the "I'm going on a journey to place.", go to place, they are not at place. Go back and talk again "Oh, but before I go, take this. You'll have more use of it." 12 crystal moss.
@marlonyo
2 жыл бұрын
Lies it is always mushroom
@dcsomething6460
2 жыл бұрын
Why is it always mushroom?
@BladeRunner031
2 жыл бұрын
@Kermit with an AK Just one clown is here mate,just one
@АртурМилкович
2 жыл бұрын
mmm
@thelaststraightguy990
2 жыл бұрын
gold-tinged excrement
@danieljames1868
2 жыл бұрын
I've a friend who put it pretty well: Elden Ring doesn't have quests, it has easter egg storylines. Because "quest" implies that the game wanted you to find it, and very obviously Elden Ring had no such desire.
@cirescythe
2 жыл бұрын
Yet people loose it as soon as someone says the quest design is either non existant or not good.
@T0mat0S0up
2 жыл бұрын
That's what someone would say if they messed up the questing side.
@SolonarTM
2 жыл бұрын
Cope
@MaryArts
2 жыл бұрын
I looooove elden ring. Still people defend bad design choices for being avantgarde. Just because it is unique, doesn't mean it is good. As I said I love elden ring and following every questline but many things are just so infuriating and random.
@manastorm5308
2 жыл бұрын
@@cirescythe The very least they should do is add a journal or something so you can keep track of the 'quests' you've been given
@carrot708
11 ай бұрын
Rogier: "You talked to Ranni before you beat the Black Knife assassin on literally the opposite side of the landmass? How dare you. Don't talk to me or Fia ever again. Have fun with your blue armed witch! Hmmmph!"
@tehmastawow
7 ай бұрын
I see that as an absolute win. Better to hang out with your blue goddess wife than some nasty necrophile chick and her simps.
@No_Idea-s
2 ай бұрын
This happened to me because I remembered Rogier's quest existed. Came back after getting it, and he was dead.
@assymptoad4989
2 ай бұрын
Least My four armed witch wife and I will live happily ever after on the moon.
@sladikk
2 жыл бұрын
Krenglus the Forsworn was actually the alter ego of Mogpie the Great, the redheaded 10-armed beast who fucked 17 dragons and destroyed an entire continent. Completing his quests unlocks the Chungus ending with a gray filter over your character sitting in a throne
@Palidupe
2 жыл бұрын
Hey two of the endings have no throne sitting with a color filter! ...out of 7
@GuitarSlayer136
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is of a higher class
@kintustis
2 жыл бұрын
okay but which 10 armed beast is that? theres like 17 of them
@sladikk
2 жыл бұрын
@@kintustis he's every one
@shooshoobob1
2 жыл бұрын
Vaati, is that you?
@crazyguy7755
2 жыл бұрын
You missed a part where they can help you fight a random boss for no reason
@Weldedhodag
2 жыл бұрын
last time you saw him he was talking about studying magicks, next thing you know you're summoning them to fight an obese man on a malnourished donkey
@valentinvas6454
2 жыл бұрын
And after that they go insane and attack/invade you.
@popcanman2
2 жыл бұрын
Then suddenly you found a lore related thing simply explaining why they don't get along 😂 followed by forgetting shortly after
@Brother_O4TS
Жыл бұрын
? The only NPCs I know that does that is Blaidd and Nepheli but they have reasons. Blaidd hunting down that bloodhound knight in the evergaol and Nepheli helping you kill Godrick
@sh1nob29
Жыл бұрын
@@Brother_O4TS im gonna make a list of who i know : blaidd, rogier, yura, nepheli, alexander, bernahl, warriors at radahn festival, goat guy, latenna, melina, shabriri. Those are all i know of atleast 😅
@FirstLast-cg2nk
2 жыл бұрын
"...that scales off faith." Me, running an Int/Faith build: "Thank you, I will never forget you, person whose name I've already forgotten."
@DerVasto
2 жыл бұрын
I can't fathom the amount of people forgetting who Hoarah Loux is when we see him. At least to me it was memorable because he was the only tarnished from the intro who we couldn't meet yet up to that point.
@BragoTHEgraviyKING
2 жыл бұрын
@@DerVasto bro I met him 80 hours after I saw that intro. I didn't know who tf he was lol
@FirstLast-cg2nk
2 жыл бұрын
@@DerVasto Sadly, of all of those mentioned, it was the Loathsome Dung Eater who made the most impact.
@DerVasto
2 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-cg2nk Let's be real here, he made the most impact because people shifted their attention to the man with the funny doodoo-name.
@reitairue2073
2 жыл бұрын
@@BragoTHEgraviyKING right im 120 hours in and still haven't seen him lmao, taking it slow 😂
@Lorendrawn
9 ай бұрын
On a streamer's first playthrough of elden ring, meeting Thops the bluntstone sorcerer: Is he gonna end up good or evil? Chat: DEAD. Streamer: yeah of course.
@MaybeOrangeJuice
2 жыл бұрын
Experience the epic questlines in elden ring such as, finding someone in the middle of fucking nowhere, finding them again in some other weird place, giving them an item, then you find their corpse slumped over on a rock
@mutt-the-barbarian
2 жыл бұрын
10/10 story telling, I don't wanna have to listen to people talk, the story is in the item texts, I like to figure things out myself. /s like seriously there was at least one article praising the sidequests as being complex and super deep and well thought out.
@RaccAttack77
2 жыл бұрын
“Absolute masterpiece, 10/10, the entire industry could learn a thing about storytelling from From, also their boots taste like cherry guys!”
@eczamurai
2 жыл бұрын
@@mutt-the-barbarian Man the sarcasm didnt even hit me untill you spelled it out, because that's literally the response of people saying this is good storytelling. What a dumb ass game lol.
@tropicar6942
2 жыл бұрын
@@mutt-the-barbarian Its really the open world design that makes it mesh so poorly. No one really cared in previous fromsoft games because the more confined level design meant the developers could lead you to where you needed to go without telling you.
@lahunica2726
2 жыл бұрын
@@tropicar6942 Not really, people already talked about that in previous games, for side quests but also for unlocking optionnal areas and endings. It's just that with Elden Ring this phenomenon scales with the size of the world.
@oscarnav8
2 жыл бұрын
-meet character talking gibberish -accept random request from said character -get item -give item -more gibberish -rest at site of grace -finally you either find the npc half dead lying on the floor, or they try to kill you. -loot the body and get fancy armor and weapons
@yardblah5161
2 жыл бұрын
It's like when Blaiid starts attacking at the end of Rannis quest...I was like "hey I thought we'd be bros 4 life!"
@mutt-the-barbarian
2 жыл бұрын
Was redoing the blaiid quest today and I am not sure how I didn't see it before but God did it feel way too shallow. I mean I don't need a big narrative but this felt like. "Oh this guy told you we'd get along, help me find a traitor, you're a trusted companion already." Like a snap of the fingers isn't exactly a good way to see if someone's trustworthy.
@HenaK9
2 жыл бұрын
@@mutt-the-barbarian His friend taught you the snap. Blaidd this way knew you were friend of a friend and you gained his trust. Might want to read the dialogue and use your head a little bit.
@mutt-the-barbarian
2 жыл бұрын
@@HenaK9 I did, and it's a snap like that's not exactly a very good secret sign and later iji says he's surprised that Blaiid would trust you so easily. Here's a world filled with pure hostility, Blaiid is a bodyguard to someone who has people who would like to see her dead. Then pretty much cause a guy walks up snaps his fingers and says. "Hey this merchant that's a friend of yours says we'd get along" is enough to get this guy who is normally mistrusting to offer his full friendship? It's either lazy writing or Blaiid is kinda incompetent.
@HenaK9
2 жыл бұрын
@@mutt-the-barbarian "Blaiid is kinda incompetent." You ever fought with him?
@izzy4bitney
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you have to talk to them 100 times to get all 3 lines of dialogue before they feck off to parts unknown. Because if you don't they stay there forever and die randomly at some point.
@tryphil
2 жыл бұрын
or talking to a character multiple times in the exact same place but needing to reload the area over and over for the new dialogue. just gimme that shit
@RPGfreakiod
Жыл бұрын
This is the feeling you get when that basic long sword you woke up with is probably going to be your strongest weapon for the whole game.
@Wiseman108
Жыл бұрын
I did most of Limgrave with a basic club at level 1 cause I never actually went to the shrine area to talk to Melina...she eventually came to me at a random grace.
@literally-just-a-bee
Жыл бұрын
literally me for 90% of my Skyrim playthrough. found a greatsword, never swapped it
@littlesnowflakepunk855
Жыл бұрын
this is an interesting take for a souls game. no matter what stats you level theres always something better than your starter weapon later on
@TheGreenOneLives
Жыл бұрын
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 *laughs in bloodborne hunter axe*
@littlesnowflakepunk855
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenOneLives yeah but bloodborne has like ten weapons, ER has over 300
@wererat42
2 жыл бұрын
"What if the real treasure is the friends we made along the way?" (looks back) "Oh... right... all my friends are dead. Because I just wanted to help them."
@maskedbadass6802
2 жыл бұрын
*Speaking of friends just trying to "help" you. (Looks at bot clearly trying to trick you into thinking you've won a ps5.)*
@marcbazot2740
2 жыл бұрын
Well, one of mine is still alive. But only because I sabotaged a questline (backstabbed the Dung Eater the first time I could. I dunno, "free me and I'll defile your corpse" was maybe not the best pick-up line he could say when I opened his cell)
@TheGayling2
2 жыл бұрын
@@marcbazot2740 sabotaging quest lines is the way these games are supposed to be played 😂 Going all the way back to DS1 (maybe DES but I never played that one) completing quest lines almost always meant finding a dead NPC or having to kill them yourself.
@theone9132
2 жыл бұрын
@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 Glad I'm not the only one with that particular earworm
@newusernamehere4772
2 жыл бұрын
Doctors writing prescriptions be like
@Madchimpz
2 жыл бұрын
Extremely accurate, I love this video. One addition I'd like to add is have the NPC say the exact same line twice, because you want to make sure you exhausted all their dialogue.
@Madchimpz
2 жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ o-ok.
@souffrantdepine3762
2 жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ No
@Huggbees
2 жыл бұрын
It's either this, or you accidentally choose an option or piece of dialogue that locks you out of the rest of the quest forever without you knowing.
@AspenBrightsoul
2 жыл бұрын
At this point I think we are soulmates, every other video I get in my recommendations has you in the comments.
@mechanicalphantasm4836
2 жыл бұрын
I see you know how games are really made as well
@garg0v
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, rip goat armor cause i didn't talk to patches in volcano manor before killing the snake...
@chadmwilliams89
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone plays these games without alt-tabing to their browser to remind themselves where to go, about some quest or cus they forgot something about their build.
@Duterasemis
2 жыл бұрын
DOES THOU DO WHAT THOUS'T HAST COME TO DO FROM WHICH THOU COMES TO WHAT THOUS'T MUST DOEST? [ YES ] [ NO ]
@Mgauge
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch a forty minute video on Krenglus’ lore and how his quest was vital to understanding the game’s plot.
@freeziboi3249
2 жыл бұрын
Fr, the story is always the same. Beat everybody to be the best. It's really just that in the simplest form.
@summonerbraddysg51
2 жыл бұрын
@@freeziboi3249 guess that's why Sekiro won game of the year. Kept the difficulty almost same if not higher but it's not beat everyone to be the best anymore
@Wolffanghurricane
2 жыл бұрын
@@freeziboi3249 that's life in general
@kingkhalid1111
2 жыл бұрын
@@summonerbraddysg51 sekiro leatrly has the worst story in any of there game its good but nowhere as good as the other
@Spellweaver5
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingkhalid1111 I sure love stories about killing some powerful people to collect pieces of a MacGuffin to then become the new ruler of a doomed world, or (super secret twist ending) not become one and just walk away. Gets more interesting every time it's retold, fifth time will surely get even more exciting.
@_sargentocoelho_4441
2 жыл бұрын
"Could ye find the other half of the medallion for me?" "Sure Giddy. Any idea of the whereabouts?" "Lol no, now feck off"
@OhNoTheFace
2 жыл бұрын
Stab Giddy
@quinno.9253
2 жыл бұрын
(He tells you to go east of some ruins, which leads you to Latenna and then she tells you exactly where to go)
@NecromancyForKids
2 жыл бұрын
If they told you exactly where to go to get it, then they wouldn't need you to FIND it, then, would they?
@doctorhealsgood5456
2 жыл бұрын
Find the albinauric woman
@bajscast
2 жыл бұрын
Latenna tells you directly where it is. The problem is you can find Latenna in the first 5 hours of the game and not remember what she said, vs Gideon who will tell you to find the albinauric woman for dozens of hours
@Svoorhout85
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot reloading the area to find his body replaced by the twinkle of an item and its his full armor set.
@TheUnderWaterBoy
Жыл бұрын
That you can’t wear
@funniusername4355
Жыл бұрын
@mosesandhispetrock3479 no.... you usually get to wear their armor, what quest are you referring to?
@TheUnderWaterBoy
Жыл бұрын
I mean you can’t wear the armour If it’s heavy and you have a low endurance
@funniusername4355
Жыл бұрын
@@TheUnderWaterBoy oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense, I'm kind of a dumbass aren't I?
@TheUnderWaterBoy
Жыл бұрын
No you’re fine lol
@bigdood4094
2 жыл бұрын
Cool detail at 1:36 most of the weapons in that pile seem to be actual in game weapons like the winged scythe, blasphemous blade, godslayer sword, etc. And it turns out all of those listed weapons scale off of faith.
@Ricardo90210
Жыл бұрын
The reduvia is in the bottom left and it doesn't scald off fth
@VERGILGASM
Жыл бұрын
@@Ricardo90210 It scales of Arcane tho
@thatlittlemonstrosity
Жыл бұрын
goddamn you’re right. I was honestly blown away by the attention to details when you mentioned it it might sounded like sarcasm but I’m being real here
@atticusbailey5934
Жыл бұрын
Also the halo scythe, that blade the elden beast was using, golden order greatsword, blade blade, and that one straight sword that has that cool buff animation you find in that one dungeon I forgor 💀.
@katunu6030
Жыл бұрын
As someone who runs faith. I know zero of those weapons. I just use incantations.
@Gormfeld
2 жыл бұрын
"...that scales off faith." Man I felt that pain. Hurts deep down in my soul.
@CedarTree-h9f
2 жыл бұрын
As a faith player I see this as an absolute win!
@Notamethhead
2 жыл бұрын
@@CedarTree-h9f faith/strength is so good with all the buffs you can get
@Colin-kh6kp
2 жыл бұрын
My parents are atheists! And good fucking luck getting someone who wasn’t indoctrinated from a young age to believe anything in the Bible. I can’t use half the weapons in the game now. They expect a faithless man to level faith like some goddamn casual?
@GoFidoGo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Notamethhead Faith is great for roleplaying too.
@peterbeck88
2 жыл бұрын
I'm still getting used to the game, but isn't the scaling stat changable with qualities?
@maxsamarin9002
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you sometimes have to talk to an NPC more than once in the same place before they actually get to the point and progress the quest 😂
@TheExFloridaMan
Жыл бұрын
"Yeah meet me here" oh they aren't here so I'll see if there still there. "Have a safe journey!" ... now they moved.
@Verklompen
7 ай бұрын
Goldmask...
@RegalPixelKing
2 жыл бұрын
As somebody who went out of their way to complete every side quest in Elden Ring this video is 100% correct.
@PurpleFury2375
2 жыл бұрын
@flower has eaten Wow! Nobody cares!
@edivimo
2 жыл бұрын
Like that NPC where you need to discover 2 secret areas, one of those requires an item at the end of a cave almost at the beginning of the game, only after talking to somebody hiding from you. And then another item at the end of an isolated castle, in extreme points of the world each other. But before that, you need to kill some random dude in the middle of nowhere. And to get to 2nd secret area, inside the 1st secret area, you need to go through a town where invisible people kill you, and solving a puzzle at the same time. But that town is easy if you read a random note that you bought from a merchant in the middle of the map.
@Ramsey276one
2 жыл бұрын
609 likes confirmed C
@nata5212
2 жыл бұрын
If you did that blind you must have just searched around like a fucking roomba
@michaelclifton9498
2 жыл бұрын
Is that even possible in one playthrough?
@artxiom
10 ай бұрын
I'm impressed that people can actually keep track of all the story-threads. After 120+ hours or so I still have no clue what I'm doing and why I'm doing it.
@massgunner4152
8 ай бұрын
Most of them just use guides since the average person is too distracted getting jumped by the annoying zoner.
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
2 жыл бұрын
It was nice of you to skip the 3 hours a piece of running through an empty field between meetups with Kringle the Foreskin.
@dynamicflashy
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you haven’t played Elden Ring.
@theroamer2663
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy Idk bro, there do be _quite_ a lot of empty field
@Anuthal
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy It's incredibly boring, empty fields. With the same 5 types of enemies sprinkled over the meadows and swamps and copy pasted ruins.
@deadliestvice5356
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy Yeah, then he would know that it's actually _30 hours_ of empty fields between meet-ups.
@Kaptin231
2 жыл бұрын
The fucking mouth flapping incoherently felt too real. Love it.
@luminarymoonlight4751
2 жыл бұрын
Bro Sekiro literally had lip sync why did they go back on it 😭
@cirescythe
2 жыл бұрын
@@luminarymoonlight4751 because they know they can get away with it abd people eat it up and find excuses for it being not good in parts.
@mr.gandersson2835
2 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot the part where you forget to exhaust their dialogue causing the quest to not even progress. Best case scenario it was a skipable step, worst case you've killed the thing that had to stay alive for said quest.
@dearcastiel4667
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget some quests ask you to do a hard loading to go further, meaning if you don't die and don't teleport you can go dozens of hours without advancing the quest just because you play well and don't take shortcuts...
@garrettord3304
2 жыл бұрын
If they're still alive, it just means their quest isn't done yet.
@Ezzekiel73
2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how everyone and their mother has this issue, yet I'm completely fresh to Soulsbourne games and on my first playthrough I made sure to exhaust everyone's dialogue because I liked hearing everything they had to say
@mr.gandersson2835
2 жыл бұрын
@@garrettord3304 Except Irinas quest which starts of with her dying the moment you look away ( rest at grace ). And i do mean literally after getting the letter and resting she dies.
@mr.gandersson2835
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ezzekiel73 The problem is that it's rarely obvious that their dialogue is finished
@jaysoniorg2950
Жыл бұрын
Genuinely seems like every item in the game scales off faith.
@ordinaryhuman5645
Жыл бұрын
Faith is important.
@sparkywilson1405
Жыл бұрын
Miyazaki had enough of the community making fun of miracle builds I guess. I'm still waiting on the response from Limit Breakers.
@jaysoniorg2950
Жыл бұрын
@@ordinaryhuman5645 For faith builds, yes.
@ordinaryhuman5645
Жыл бұрын
@@jaysoniorg2950 No, all of the time.
@jaysoniorg2950
Жыл бұрын
@@ordinaryhuman5645 Lol! So what does faith do for a build that doesn't cast faith based spells or use faith scaling weapons?
@Arexion5293
2 жыл бұрын
Siegmeyer be like: "Ho ho! I am a great adventurer, but my low self esteem will torment me every time you do a little kindness for me. So I must live in this inner turmoil long enough just so I can prove myself to you, or perhaps me, by sacrificing myself against a big group of enemies which you could probably kill just by luring them out one by one. Oh no, you killed them all by yourself because they're not all that hard regardless, and I am still above 50% HP! My masterplan at proving myself to me in this most unusual manner has failed and thus I will go hollow! Off screen! Just so my daughter has to strike me down and you will feel bad for doing it! Or probably not since you get a Titanite Slab for it. Hmm..."
@Yorikoification
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking nailed it, Fromsoft questlines are horrendous and don't make any goddamn sense
@suqmadique9762
2 жыл бұрын
what a pickle indeed
@albertchen2020
2 жыл бұрын
"Off screen!" hurt me right in the feels. Fuck Fromsoft laziness, they don't even bother to make effort...
@luminarymoonlight4751
2 жыл бұрын
@@albertchen2020 they certainly do give effort but just not for npcs LMAO, boss and area design has been becoming better and better but npc quest lines are still the exact way they were in Demon Souls
@FalloutSurvior
2 жыл бұрын
Only true OG's know this Pain
@ronwinters3571
2 жыл бұрын
The mouth movement joke is great. I wonder if any language lipsyncs with NPCs in this game (they also took the easy way out by having most people wear a helmet)
@nepdisc3722
2 жыл бұрын
You should check out this video: kzitem.info/news/bejne/l4d-wKmAfYmilX4 The series has a long history of giving seemingly random amounts of effort to seemingly random NPCs. Some don't move their mouths at all, some try to lip sync, and there's a bunch of them in between.
@ronwinters3571
2 жыл бұрын
@@nepdisc3722 Nice. Thanks for the neat video!
@DemiDemiGlace
2 жыл бұрын
Elden ring only releases in English voice dub so no I think
@АртурМилкович
2 жыл бұрын
mmm
@xnflg3074
2 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, FromSoft games had absolutely no attempt at lip syncing whatsoever and DANG IT WE WERE FINE WITH IT!!
@Mechadyne_0
2 жыл бұрын
The ‘scales with faith’ thing got a lol outta me. Seriously though, all the god tier weapons have crazy stat requirements and weird scaling. “This legendary club, wielded by the most physically intimidating caveman can crush all that would oppose you! Skill: Crashity Bashity. Club your foes to death and shatter their skulls!” Required stats: Str - 40 Dex - X Int - 50 Fth - X Arc - 14, cuz fuck you. Scaling: Str D Dex D Int A Every fucking time. Into the chest with you.
@sr.365
2 жыл бұрын
Listen. He was labeled a "caveman" but he was actually a super smart individual who was studying on how to stop the rot from spreading but simply got super jacked from constantly having to fight off those fucking King Kong ravens. And eventually went insane because of it
@Spicypuff
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine my disappointment when I got the royal greatsword. It's such a cool weapon but as an strength user it's MASSIVE disappointment. At least the Greatsword UG is still available.
@sladikk
2 жыл бұрын
WHY DO THE COOLEST EDGELORD ONES SCALE OFF ARCANE
@theprofesionalist7927
2 жыл бұрын
@@sladikk Cuz arcane is basically luck and they wanted to make every build more viable...even the lucky ted builds. Thing is you gotta have like 30 strength or Dex for most of the gud endgame weapons anyways so what's the fucking point of having them scale with arcane?!?
@sladikk
2 жыл бұрын
@@theprofesionalist7927 that's the thing tho it's a secondary stat in everything
@Emma7846
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to talk to the NPC until their dialogue repeated, but checking 2 or 3 times just to be sure they’ve said everything
@benakinnusi2518
Жыл бұрын
I did this today lmfao
@cshell8635
Жыл бұрын
And after you’ve done that, resting at a nearby grace and talking to them AGAIN just to be extra sure
@jamesmccloud1002
Жыл бұрын
@@cshell8635 The worst part is after you do all of that, they do end up having more dialogue
@holliswilliams8426
Жыл бұрын
how is this GOTY, it just sounds like a nightmare
@ForumcoldiArchon
Жыл бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 its an old questdesign thats barely a quest and you dont need to do them to do anything. They are just comrades you meet and occassionally they want sth - but they usually dont ask you for it as that would imply they rely on you. If you happen to have said item.. they will happily take it though. They are basically british prople.
@Zarzar22
2 жыл бұрын
I think Fromsoft got too used to their games being linear where you would likely find the npc again and pretty soon at that. Elden Ring's format makes it not only very difficult to stumble upon them again, the amount of options nearly guarantees you have forgotten about them and their character before they show up again, killing any investment in their character
@joediditde
2 жыл бұрын
i get that they didnt wanna enter the "questmarker hell" territory that triple A titles are so known for but some simple improvements like permanently marking characters that youve already met on the map, so you can track them down, would have already helped a lot the characters could also been more precise in describing where to find something or where to deliver something i get that you are supposed to run into them naturally but sometimes you already visited and looted the places they go to and you dont come back to that place so you just never find them again and in the end you just google it which then makes the whole concept obsolete
@massgunner4152
2 жыл бұрын
The cherry on top? You can lose interactions with certain NPCs if you defeat certain bosses, they implemented a FOMO mechanic in an openworld game.
@MegaGlassguy
2 жыл бұрын
@@massgunner4152 Which is by far my biggest grievance with the game. Overall it is pretty great but an open-world that simultaneously actively wants you to figure things out on your own yet also punishes you for not doing things in the order the devs intended does not mesh well.
@Nel_Annette
2 жыл бұрын
I beat Radahn and headed into Nokron before I ever met Ranni, meaning that I had one conversation with Seluvis, gave his first potion to Gideon, came back and found him dead. I was planning on using that second potion on the Dung Eater, damn it!
@matternativ
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nel_Annette I met her but told her to f off rather than joining her until the very late game when I found out not doing her stuff literally locks you out of one region (and makes others hard to get to). So naturally the fella died and the dung eater remained un-puppetered and Wolf-bro was already missing.
@ETBrooD
9 ай бұрын
*Progresses a quest line* *Doesn't remember a thing about it* *Goes into the menu to see what quest line it is* ... there are absolutely no records of previous dialogues... Game of the year 100/overleveled
@Tennethums1
2 жыл бұрын
Me: “Roderika, I really need to tell you something.” Roderika: “is it that something you’ve already told me 20 times?” Me: “yes”. Roderika: “then why do you keep telling me?” Me: “because it’s in my dialogue and I can’t stop clicking it… …just… …in…. …case.” Roderika: Sigh
@maximusthedude8305
2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Hustler2_
2 жыл бұрын
It's the other way around, actually. It's her telling you something 20 times. Our hero has no dialogue, you just have an option to listen to extra npc monologue.
@mariothane8754
Жыл бұрын
Bear- Seek. Seek. Lest.
@RaviKumar-lc1hp
Жыл бұрын
The first NPC death got me. The one where I had to deliver the daughters letter to her father at the castle. Then came back to find her dead. Can't remember the names.
@KorporalNoobs
Жыл бұрын
It might be the only logically constructed quest in the game. Not a high bar, but still...
@georgegkarlemos423
Жыл бұрын
Same bro when i saw the daughter dead i litteraly felt bad then i saw her father kinda talking like a psycho so i was like "yeah you definetely gonna kill me later so die" turns out i was right he does invade later lol
@MrChuckleslol
10 ай бұрын
I messed up somehow and never interacted with the father- just said I’d deliver a letter, go distracted, cleared the castle later, remembered the daughter, went back and found her dead, father nowhere he was supposed to be, cleared castle boss, killed father invader
@BlazeZ75
2 жыл бұрын
i just showed this to someone thats in their first playthrough and they thought it was a huge spoiler which made this even funnier
@fupoflapo2386
2 жыл бұрын
Well...it kinda is lol
@steezydan8543
2 жыл бұрын
@@fupoflapo2386 Spoiler alert: Every single NPC questiline in the Soulsborne franchise ends with the NPC dying.
@fupoflapo2386
2 жыл бұрын
@@steezydan8543kinda?
@steezydan8543
2 жыл бұрын
@@fupoflapo2386 Solaire : Dies, Forlorn Knight : Dies, Oscar : Dies (by your hand), Firelink Shrine Firekeeper : Dies, Lucatiel : Dies, Pate and Creighton : Dies (Well, one of them does), Laddersmith Gilligan : Dies, Benhart : Dies, Cate the Cartographer : Dies, Nameless Usurper : Dies Greirat : Dies, Siegward : Dies, Anri of Astora : Dies, Horace : Dies, Yuria : Dies, Cornyx : Dies Really it would be quicker to list the NPCs who don't die, which is pretty much just Patches, the birds Picklepee, Pump-a-Rum and Snuggly and Andre of Astora
@fupoflapo2386
2 жыл бұрын
@@steezydan8543 ?
@criarinobr2682
9 ай бұрын
"it scales off faith" as a pure strength build I feel this in my soul
@KilRoyWasHere21
2 жыл бұрын
the weapon part got me. PRAISE THE RING FATHER
@ivanchoz
2 жыл бұрын
Every quest is like this: "Hey, I need a favor, no questions asked" "Sure ! How can I help you?" "I said, NO QUESTIONS ASKED" *You Died*
@cheddabixcuit2745
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@AetigmaFacade
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaaa
@hamadino
2 жыл бұрын
More like He Died.
@funkymachine
Жыл бұрын
This design fit so much better in older titles when it wasn't super open world and nonlinear
@Yorikoification
2 ай бұрын
@@funkymachine Naw it sucked then too, Siegmeyer goes to sleep in a random part of Blighttown after you meet him back at Firelink. Why would you ever re-explore Blighttown AFTER you were there dozens of hours ago having to kill Queelag to ring a bell? Utterly moronic game design
@funkymachine
2 ай бұрын
@@Yorikoification that's a exception to the rule. Also idt that's required anyway
@Yorikoification
2 ай бұрын
@@funkymachine allright, then how are people meant to figure out where he goes after you prevent his heroic sacrifice to the maneaters? Provided he didn't get too injured nor that you killed them before you talked to him. If you did either of those things weeeell, gg no re, good luck in NG+ tee hee :D
@funkymachine
2 ай бұрын
@@Yorikoification who cares? This is a year old comment. You're so weird
@Yorikoification
2 ай бұрын
@@funkymachine Because you're still defending this, even a year later.
@stoicoutrider2788
2 жыл бұрын
But it's also like, "I'm going to attack you, even though you're about 80 hours into the game and you were really supposed to run into me in the first couple hours. Oh you've vanquished me in one shot, but you were really supposed to let me live and surrender so that I can give you this quest in this mansion when you're 80 hours into the game"
@wingsofrejection8585
2 жыл бұрын
That’s patches for ya.
@backspaceit7961
2 жыл бұрын
@@wingsofrejection8585 yep
@gabrielnewland8794
2 жыл бұрын
I'll excuse that one, classic patches moment. Atleast he didn't shove us down a hole this time.
@stoicoutrider2788
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielnewland8794 I was 100% more okay with the hole push hahah
@MattJDylan
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielnewland8794 I mean, he does kick you off a cliff tbf...
@futsurepolaris6304
2 жыл бұрын
Shrimp Bro’s quest is so messed up with how you have to run blindly into the swamp and find his little hut, and he won’t talk to you if you already walked into the giant mansion clearly visible.
@anomalocaris8217
2 жыл бұрын
THERES A SHRIMP BRO QUEST???
@MrJostur
2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, I remember! The tarnished that stole...what's-her-faces necklace. Names are meant to be remembered apparently. She says she MUST have it back, and told me to only accept the task if I was willing to face and strike down my own tarnished. "...I won't declare war on the Tarnished everywhere for a friggin necklace, but I'll confront one guy, sure." Once you talk to him, he says you'll either have to fight'im and take it off his corpse, or... _buy it for 1000 runes._ Which is equivalent to like...$10 or some shit, so I just bought it off him. He's like "Oh, ok, so you're a pussy. You want some shrimp tho?" Me: "Uh, what does it d- 'Boosts damage negat-' FUCK YEAH, I WANT SOME SHRIMP!!" Him: "Y'know what? We're buds now." Me: "Neat!" *I summoned him for one boss and now I can't find him.*
@KONSACZ
2 жыл бұрын
Every Elden Ring Quest: Go to a 5 completely different locations in open world without any clues Quest completed Truly 10/10 masterpiece
@compedycakemine6960
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't complete Dialos'/Jarbairn's quest until after I was done with the game and was able to literally speedrun the final part of the quest by repeatedly sitting at the Jarburg grace.
@themandals7273
2 жыл бұрын
69/10
@sam_bedford
10 ай бұрын
This is so true 😅 Usually NPCs are great useful characters to find in open world games but in this one 9/10 times they just end up dying a horrible death and give you a weapon worse than what you currently have
@archsteel7
2 жыл бұрын
This really wasn't a problem when the game wasn't open world. You meet a character, they show up further along your path in the largely linear world. You talk to them, they give a bit more in terms of details for your quest, and then you continue onwards and eventually you find that they died doing their quest or they finish it but go hollow because they're without purpose. But in this game, there are so many places a character could be you basically have to wiki everything and by the time you get their reward it just... Wasn't worth it.
@antirevomag834
2 жыл бұрын
It actually was even back in demon's souls. Some people's questlines needed world tendency.... Then in dark souls, some are located in dark areas, or outright won't show up if you did certain things differently. My first playthrough, big-hat logan outright wouldn't spawn in seath's first boss room after seath, because aparently i didn't talk to him JUUUUST enough times before defeating seath.. DS2 threw some of them into obscure locations, such as lucatiel, who involves you having to find the secret dropoff near the rotten, fight your way past some undead giants, use an obscure cage elevator up, and talk to her- also you have to summon some of them into boss fights, also if they die in the fight, you have to redo it, because it cancels their questlines if they die in any of the fights that you succeed at for... some reason.... Didn't play enough ds3 to know how stupid that stuff gets in it, but yeah, i can tell you without a doubt, this isn't a new thing, and it's not because elden ring is open world.
@theroamer2663
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in ds3 I could just explore every area before defeating the boss, and I'd complete most of the quest lines. In Elden ring, I'd rather not explore every inch of the mostly empty landscape, or backtrack because I went off the Grace's path. I'm playing without using the wiki and explored every building or POI I could see as I went, and I feel like I've already locked myself out of half the quests.
@wr5488
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like it was still bad in earlier games. Only one and done encounters like Patches and Dusk, or guys you organically progress alongside and meet along the main path (Ostrava, Solaire, the person you marry in 3). Anyone you had to scour the map for and teleport to random earlier zones to find sucked. Like Siegward.
@АртурМилкович
2 жыл бұрын
mmmmm
@mellowstrangler
2 жыл бұрын
I guess it's mostly as you say, but a few questlines have unique bosses you would otherwise miss completely or you unlock a specific ending, so some questlines are still worth doing despite the reward. But still I agree that you absolutely need the wiki to figure some of these out.
@JUKEBOXBEAN_02
2 жыл бұрын
That part where he was like “oh it’s you, I’m in a Different place now…. Bye” is literally what it’s like to talk to any NPC from dark souls. Yes I’m aware this is elden ring 😂
@WerewolfGuyyy
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the same as Lucatiel of Mirrah from DS2
@TheGayling2
2 жыл бұрын
Yep then you go away to help them with whatever they needed help with and "oh look, they're dead" or alternatively "oh look, they're hollow and now I have to kill them".
@kaniphish
10 ай бұрын
I only saw Yura one time and then way later again in the Snow Area when he was already taken over by Shabriri.
@BeegBeegMikeMike
2 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for fixing my self esteem and helping become the thing I always wanted to be. You’ve definitely chosen the good ending for this quest :) oh I’m a disgusting abomination now because I chose to settle down in the wrong room.”
@kattastic9999
3 ай бұрын
The dlc is still like this by the way
@Demonskunk
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this needs a part where you reload the world 8 times to get all the dialogue so he'll die and give you the weapon.
@I-VisiBomb-I
Жыл бұрын
"now that you care about me and wish to protect me at all cost, its time to leave this mortal realm forever"
@ic6721
2 жыл бұрын
Scenario 2: He is in the beginning area, has gone mad, and you have to fight him. His last words “You’re a fool..”
@angrym0nkeysh0w
Жыл бұрын
The moral of the story is: Always. Level up. Faith
@JaapvanderVelde
2 жыл бұрын
"On my corpse you will find a cool weapon, which would have been of great use to you around the time you first met me, but is complete garbage compared to what you needed to complete my quest ... ugh" ".. that scales off of Faith." (was cut for brevity, sacrificing some accuracy)
@mikeduff2070
2 жыл бұрын
"I died doing the thing with the thing you gave me", Best line in the whole video.
@FormerGovernmentHuman
9 ай бұрын
First thing I told people when they were getting into ER was either go in blind and experience it without expectations and don’t get mad no matter what happens or go in with a build planned out because some obscure best in slot item may become unattainable because you talked to one person, accidentally stepped on a rat or killed a boss before talking to some obscure NPC for the third time who traveled to the side of a mountain you have absolutely no reason to visit.
@ArcRay20
2 жыл бұрын
either they die at the end for inexplicable reasons or they become an kroninburg monster for some reason. sometimes both actually? there are SO so few quests that end well.
@nata5212
2 жыл бұрын
Everything the Tarnished touches ends in ruin
@RuthwikRao
2 жыл бұрын
@@nata5212 tarnished, more like tarnishers
@taddad2641
2 жыл бұрын
snake girl at least makes it out okay and the little monkey dude.
@PentagramIndustries
2 жыл бұрын
The only people that stay by your side after becoming Elden Lord are Roderika and the blacksmith. Everyone else is either dead or fucks off to who knows where, never to be seen again. Really depressing.
@professorhawk9070
2 жыл бұрын
10/10. Love the constant mouth movements while he's talking. Like a pleb, i've failed to keep an accurate journal detailing the geography and meteorological patterns of each specific region. I'm not even familiar with the unique flora and fauna of each zone. Needless to say, i have yet to complete most of the questlines.
@Garethsmod
2 жыл бұрын
there's quest lines?
@jonsku6662
2 жыл бұрын
"That scales off faith" Miracle builds: "... I mean, since I'm already at it..."
@Valanway
2 жыл бұрын
>Has a weirdly high dex requirement for no reason, like 15-20+ >It's a big greatsword or other big weapon that should be by all accounts Strength based with a good faith stat >Faith is E or C, and Strength is C or B at most, but gives less or is inexplicably equal to the random Dex scaling Worst yet is if it has a strength focus, but the scaling is absolutely shit for no reason. What's the POINT. There's not even a Grant equivalent in the game, let alone (good) stuff for a Paladin playstyle. This happened many times across 150 hours
@WelfareWaifu
2 жыл бұрын
@@Valanway This right here. I play a Strength Faith Build and there's a reason why people like me only pick Blasphemous Blade even though it goes completely against what we'd like design wise and it's because of nonsense like needing a weirdly high Dex stat or worse; scales off of dex equally as much as Strength/Faith
@akicauchemar7286
2 жыл бұрын
@@Valanway Actually, there is a Grant equivalent. The Erdtree Staff and, to an extent, putrid Erdtree Staff that the avatars use. Despite being called staves, they are greathammers
@Valanway
2 жыл бұрын
@@akicauchemar7286 They're ugly unfortunately (but not in the same way as the Kirkhammer,) not fitting the same niche as Grant or Bramd with worse scaling until maxed with a worse WoG. The colossal weapon moveset/stigma is the main nail in the coffin, however.
@Egorator
2 жыл бұрын
@@Valanway Brick Hammer + Golden Land Ash of War + Order's Blade = perfect Paladin weapon.
@AFoxinSpace
2 жыл бұрын
I too am an enjoyer of Demon's Souls 7
@duckchen2676
2 жыл бұрын
Sekiro = demon's souls 6?
@mikeduff2070
2 жыл бұрын
wait 7? with demons souls and darksouls 1,2,3 elden ring woiuld be 4th
@xanthosamoni2072
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeduff2070 (1) Demon's Souls, (2) Dark Souls 1, (3) Dark Souls 2, (4) Bloodborne, (5) Dark Souls 3, (6) Sekiro, (7) Elden Ring hence Demon's Souls 7.
@blitheringape5321
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeduff2070 mike duff honestly you named 4 games then said elden ring would be 4th instead of 5th the fuck is wrong with you?
@deadliestvice5356
2 жыл бұрын
*King's Field XI
@logicnorespond7100
8 ай бұрын
winged scythe, my beloved
@TheSeventhChild
2 жыл бұрын
The scales off faith thing really swung hard. That's why I was walking up to Elden Beast with the Katana I started the game with.
@TwilightLink338
2 жыл бұрын
God it’s too real 🤣 Reasons I open a wiki to find which mcguffin the npc needs sometimes
@solovarious9864
2 жыл бұрын
I love the attention to detail for the pile of weapons! Reduvia, the blasphemous blade, golden order great sword, halo scythe, winged scythe, and sacred relic sword, just to name a few.
@superceilingfan9741
2 жыл бұрын
Inseperable sword, black knife, and blade of calling are also in there
@foop145
9 ай бұрын
I love that he's still using the greatsword you get right at the beginning. I used that thing forever on my first "playthrough" (I didn't finish) because I didn't have the resources to upgrade anything else to nearly the same level, and just kept making that worse and worse as I dumped new materials into it lol
@TheQuyman
Жыл бұрын
Man it sucks that you missed his summon sign for a boss you beat before before talking to him the 3rd time.
@renno2679
2 жыл бұрын
It's funny because faith scaling weapons are actually pretty good... This also makes it maybe apparent that, maybe, just maybe, the implication is that NPCs have their own adventure and path to go on, while you go on yours. You only progress their quests when you happen to cross paths.
@Troo-Thirts
9 ай бұрын
Have to make sure you've exhausted all the dialog, so you always listen to his last sentence at least 3 times to make sure the quest moves forward 😂
@christopherolivas6588
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I feel like I should disagree with you, but I've just been playing this game for like 400 hours now and this is STILL happening!
@drumlion2005
2 жыл бұрын
The comment section has been therapeutic for me lol. Its good seeing im not the only one that has an issue with how vague and easy to fail the side quests are in this game. I love stumbling on something by chance but also hate when i have zero way of tracking important NPCs and what their missions are.
@Metallijosh100
Жыл бұрын
This is why I actually kinda enjoy having 4 separate characters, each one is doing slightly different things as I discover new options or new stuff, if I regret a sudden cut-off to a quest (like, failed) then I can just try on my alt, etc. I'm still enjoying the game now (although I was late to the party, but it's held my attention for some months).
@leonpaelinck
Жыл бұрын
that's what makes these quests feel like actual adventures. in almost all games all tension is lost since you know it will work out. here you have no idea what to do and might never finish the quest in the first place
@schishne7546
Жыл бұрын
Problem with that is that you miss a chunk of good items if you dont do them properly
@hvze9848
Жыл бұрын
“THATS JUST THE FROMSOFT EXPERIENCE BRO YOU JUST GOTTA GIT GUD BRO”
@alkemaid
Жыл бұрын
Same actually! The quests in these games always bothered me and it always seemed like everyone else could always figure them out as if they weren't the vaguest things possible, good to know other people struggled too
@OldTimeyDragon
Жыл бұрын
The mouth movement literally makes the whole video funny on its own.
@swmtothemoon6660
9 ай бұрын
I love how he snorts with superiority. I know someone who's just like that.
@valteine
2 жыл бұрын
The endings are great. "You sit upon a throne. Everyone that was ever friendly to you has died" Guess the best endin is Fia's then. All your friends can be undead now.
@thefez-cat
2 жыл бұрын
There's also "Instead of Elden Lord, I'll be a space housewife and fuck off to space to be no help to mortals whatsoever," which it turns out is demonstrably better than actively doing anything.
@valteine
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefez-cat Don forget the end bit "Everyone that I met are still dead I'm just in space now."
@gageunruh3574
2 жыл бұрын
@@valteine but you have a wife now
@PsypherWolf
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, nice to meet you, we're FromSoft, we don't do hope here.
@valteine
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah I know all bou fromsoft's despair fetish.
@Luxai
9 ай бұрын
Limgrave, Liurna, Caelid, Volcano Manor That's one hell of a quest path.
@InuM14
2 жыл бұрын
As a user of dexterity, I feel this when doing literally anything main and side quest wise, “Wow, this boss weapon is sick!” quickly transitions to “Oh yeah, I don’t get cool boss weapons that are located conveniently on the main quest line that scale with dex”
@heavendog3194
2 жыл бұрын
That was lame, agreed. I did DEX/FAITH and literally none of the special soul weapons were even usable, they're ALL strength like wtf.
@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
Жыл бұрын
I mean, my 2nd ER run was with a dex/faith built. Frozen dragon lightning was fun to use. Also dragon scale katana. Works well if the opponent is located in water. (Looking at a specific rotting lady in a particular rotten tree)
@LittleVMills
2 жыл бұрын
Funny ahead, but, be wary of lol
@akkito1911
2 жыл бұрын
That walk animation is amazing.
@gigastrike2
Жыл бұрын
Looks like he needs to put a few points into endurance.
@PabbyPabbles
8 ай бұрын
POV you're watching this as a video on a wiki because you _didn't_ take the secret elevator under the secret elevator to meet him the second time and killed one too many boss so now the questline is borked until your next NG+
@shroomyshow2395
2 жыл бұрын
The sniff and the stomps really fuckin sell it that had me dying
@DataDrain02
Ай бұрын
2 years later, and post DLC... this is still accurate. Only thing missing is the alternate ending where you did everything right, and he STILL attacks you for no reason.
@0x0404
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate. Almost everything in that weapon pile scales off faith. Faith is the most comfy stat to build into what with several incantations that buff your physical damage.
@LordOfChaos.x
2 жыл бұрын
Me who is a pure Strength build since birth: Oh no he is speaking the language of Gods
@16m49x3
2 жыл бұрын
I played a faith char and every weapon i found scaled with int
@marcbazot2740
2 жыл бұрын
@@LordOfChaos.x Me : "Maybe I'll do a dex build, without faith nor int" Game : "Hope you like katanas, because you pretty much won't find anything else." (Well, OK, I found a cool flail. But looting anything else was an exercise in disappointment ^^)
@VanitasYoutube
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention if you save another 4 npcs and NOT INTERACT with others 3 npcs before you kill a expecific boss (at night) he might survive.
@standr0id
2 жыл бұрын
The best part is the mouth moving up and down. 100% spot on, well done!
@leunam3004
Жыл бұрын
Fromsoft told a lot of cruel jokes over the years but making almost every third weapon scale with faith/do holy damage, in a game where you basically fight God and the entire Vatican it created, is a new way of kick in the balls im not sure I appreciate.
@AP-yp8pl
Жыл бұрын
The mouth slowing opening and closing was hilarious 😂
@sensudubs4421
2 жыл бұрын
The mouth animations sold it for me. That was excellent.
@Svoorhout85
2 жыл бұрын
The Demons Souls remake had me worried about that and my worries were founded. Bluepoint had set the graphical bar too high for Fromsoft. But im pleased with ER nonetheless.
@zadeify9596
8 ай бұрын
You help every npc the best if you just walk past them.
@Kyrobinthian
2 жыл бұрын
That "Well time to hit the ol dusty trail with my ol faithful strength scaling sword" hit me personally
@superceilingfan9741
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say "faithful"
@Kyrobinthian
2 жыл бұрын
@@superceilingfan9741 we'll just call it ol' Smashy then
@WrathClub
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to all you gooberoonis for the million views!
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
2 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@Northkoreanspy20
Жыл бұрын
Cumbus
@Minihood31770
2 жыл бұрын
400 hours in and I still never met Krenglus, truly amazing game
@oneballRCK
2 ай бұрын
Kenneth Haight's questline starts off easy: 1. Go visit him on the bridge and talk to him untill he repeats dialouge 2. Defeat everyone in his castle (wich is actually easy to locate) 3. Loot everything (cuz why not) 4. Come back to him and talk to him untill he repeats dialouge 5. Rest for a day 6. Go back to his castle 7. talk to him untill he repeats dialouge And then u have to do shitloads of things and find his ass again wich i dont know how to do
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