My favourite one was when he said “Jesus christ you’re sitting at the other side of this table asking us for witness protection, it’s me you’re gonna need protection from!”
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@katem86
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🙏
@Huh-xz7ob
3 жыл бұрын
"They know I would throw the book at them, followed by the bookshelf." 🤣
@Unknown-ol2uh
3 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite
@Dave2807
3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the best. Determined to work it in to an everyday conversation
@tealingg
3 жыл бұрын
"i know you would, ted"
@kabardinka1
3 жыл бұрын
How he got the "wee donkey" out without corpsing just shows how good an actor he is.
@Kerriangel
3 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s just something is Northern Irish people say 😂
@billysoesilo6686
3 жыл бұрын
what i'd like to know is how many takes it took for that scene! surely someone must have laughed at that :D
@blozzjani
3 жыл бұрын
The people around him look like he's ad-libing 🤣🤣🤣 their faces are a picture, especially Steves 😂😂
@NicolaMulholland
3 жыл бұрын
I doubt it was scripted and if it was it probably came from him, very typical of the type of thing you would hear NI people say
@PVit
Жыл бұрын
in portuguese: Jesus, Maria e José e o burrinho
@elliotcourt580
3 жыл бұрын
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey..." Best fucking line I've ever heard.
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@elliotcourt580
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 Quality username! Can you send me a link..please and thank you
@katem86
3 жыл бұрын
Especially from a copper
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
The wee donkey part is the BEST! 😂😂😂😂
@elliotcourt580
3 жыл бұрын
@@Robin-xt7yo I've noticed you really have a thing for Ted Hastings haha ;)
@juliasilkwood8162
3 жыл бұрын
I love his, “like granny’s nightgown, it covers everything.” This granny happened to be wearing one when he said this. My husband and I almost spit out our martinis laughing!
@blisseyran-dom6822
3 жыл бұрын
'I AM CALM! I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!' Fucking hilarious 😂
@ghaithal-darrai8321
3 жыл бұрын
Series 1: “Don’t you talk to me about victimisation. Nobody’s blacker than me, son.” 😂😂 Had me on strings
@charlesbrown4941
Жыл бұрын
Best line ever.
@paulmcgrath6118
11 ай бұрын
Loved that line
@Ralley77
3 жыл бұрын
“Oh Jesus Christ, not Patricia bloody Carmichael” can someone please find that bit, sooo funny😂
@michaelrahman283
3 жыл бұрын
Look up 'Patricia Carmichael annoying everyone for 2 mins' you will see it at the beginning of the clip lol
@JaneDoe90210
3 жыл бұрын
“Jesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey” and “ My officers conduct themselves to the letter of the law, the letter” Legendary 😭
@chelseagirl278
3 жыл бұрын
The wee donkey part cracks me up!
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@demikraithman4325
3 жыл бұрын
Can we get an honorary mention for Kate’s “Don’t be a tit sarge”?
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@demikraithman4325
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 no but will definately check it out 😬
@joerenwick5018
3 жыл бұрын
@@demikraithman4325 ha seen what you did there
@andrewsavage9148
3 жыл бұрын
“ we’ve been round the houses Steve, round the houses and down the bloody drains” 😂
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@andrewsavage9148
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 no lol I’ll have a look
@Alex2011410136
3 жыл бұрын
Quote of the year: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and the wee donkey can we just move this thing along before it drives us all round the bloody bend?”
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@triumphdave2449
3 жыл бұрын
God give me strength!
@beltingtokra
2 жыл бұрын
The wee donkey line was a work of genius, the scene was epic, it was extra funny as he said it so honestly, and was a great change of pace, it was perfection 🥰
@PaulRoneClarke
3 жыл бұрын
Ted Hastings. The uncle we all wish we had.
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
😍😍 "The name is Hastings ma'am. I'm the epitome of an old battle." 😍😍
@mattcalloway6254
2 жыл бұрын
‘They know I would throw the book at them… followed by the bookshelf’ ‘She’s an SIO, 20 years on the Force fella. If she can’t take it then God help us all’ ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the Wee Donkey’ ‘Mother of God’ The 4 best Tedisms of the whole show.
@Katy-sh3ru
3 жыл бұрын
"The names Hastings... I'm the epitome of an old battle" 🥰
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@Katy-sh3ru
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 ha ha ha ha - no, mate! Omg, I'm all over that one
@Katy-sh3ru
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 thanks mate 😅
@Humanshieldchorus00
3 жыл бұрын
That did make me cringe a wee bit lol
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 The final season, Steve and Kate said "mate" to each other sooooo much 😅😅😅😅😅 I thought they'd get it on 😅😅😅
@manojpreeth7058
3 жыл бұрын
"Federation rep or not, you will call me sir" What a commanding line 💥
@garyhutton2654
3 жыл бұрын
Ted Hastings carries out his actions to the letter of the law , the letter . Prove me wrong
@williammclaughlin811
3 жыл бұрын
This man here who plays Ted Hastings i have met him in real life. He is a real Northern Irish Gentle man. It was a real pleasure talking with him.
@jessdalton185
2 жыл бұрын
“The letter of the law. The LETTER.”
@deeshan9844
3 жыл бұрын
Real talk, I would love a boss like Ted! Says it like it is, defends his team and is utterly incorruptible :D
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
I would like a man like Ted!
@platinum11110
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, a boss like Ted would be a dream.
@tjfSIM
3 жыл бұрын
I hope Ted doesn't accidentally sit on his trouser pocket when he's got a load of loose change in there - he might end up with some bent coppers.
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@MarkCalloway
3 жыл бұрын
There has to be a season 7, you can’t end it like that surely?..
@joepagram8287
3 жыл бұрын
They set a lot of stuff up with arnott’s old boss and there’s definitely demand after that lack lustre ending 😊
@jasonoakes9659
3 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna know. I've not seen season 6 yet🙉
@anandmahamuni5442
3 жыл бұрын
they said there was going to be one but are considering an ending
@MarkCalloway
3 жыл бұрын
@@anandmahamuni5442 definitely will be a season 7, it was doing 15 million views + live
@laineytheaussie
3 жыл бұрын
3 people on this video didn't follow the letter of the law...THE LETTER
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@lindabratsch9091
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!
@lindabratsch9091
3 жыл бұрын
From an American who freakin’ loves this show.....🤷♀️♥️🤣
@paperchain1239
3 жыл бұрын
Carmichael has the kind of face you want to slap.
@platinum11110
3 жыл бұрын
I can't stand Carmichael.
@OldManRogers
6 ай бұрын
@@platinum11110 The actress plays her so well
@louiethorarit-brown498
7 күн бұрын
Literally the epitome of all awful workplace bosses
@lauraforrester2910
3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, Hastings is totally a sex symbol
@lindabartlett2489
3 жыл бұрын
SPOT ON!!!!
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
I love him! He's my favorite on LoD! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@poppieparker9325
3 жыл бұрын
Danny Waldren was a good character, should have been in it for longer.
@styncod
2 жыл бұрын
i still stand by the advice he gave steve about running. he said something about carrying on running- and to not stop- because when you do, it’s harder to get going again.
@ItaliaGiovanna
Жыл бұрын
I know but i find his story line so,so sad :(
@independent8061
3 жыл бұрын
I am calm,i’m totally bloody calm!
@Sneharghya_Sil
3 жыл бұрын
"They know i would throw the book at them FOLLOWED BY THE BOOKSHELF" Damn!!!
@chelseagirl278
3 жыл бұрын
Mother of God, what a great compilation
@JoeLisle
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey is my new favourite saying
@tamarpelkinson3518
3 жыл бұрын
Watched it last week and thought "oh, this needs an update!" And here we have it :) Thank you!
@Ingleson-Grey
3 жыл бұрын
0:33 the zoom in this "Mother of God gives me The Office or Thick of It vibes
@AmazingSashaASMR
3 жыл бұрын
I could never get tired of his lines 😍❤️🤍 the wee donkey
@ruggernutter03
3 жыл бұрын
This is just fantastic, I haven't seen any episode yet but have heard so much about it. Already ordered the complete Blu-ray set. Once arrived I will quarantine!!!!!!! 😁
@lourdesbaby964
3 жыл бұрын
Lots of them are just normal everyday sayings for us Irish 🤷🏻♀️
@moviemad56
3 жыл бұрын
And for us Australians, Lourdes! Scratch our surface, we're Irish underneath!`
@pepper6528
3 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping Netflix will pick it up.
@franminky7763
3 жыл бұрын
“You cheeky Wee shite Ya “ ....sounds just like my mum 😂😂
@ESkimOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
2:12 "And plus, you were going like the clappers!" made me laugh so much.
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@maryamkhsh8994
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best actor of series calm and angry!
@vickyking6876
3 жыл бұрын
Did you miss the one about grandma's nightdress?? It covers everything...
@mickb7459
3 жыл бұрын
That's my favourite aswell 👍
@cristiona22
Жыл бұрын
Ted Hastings is why I love this series. Adrian Dunbar is brilliant .
@cjh516
3 жыл бұрын
I've just caught up and it's been a while since I loved a show this much, dunno how i'm gonna survive this break
@TheBisonBalls
3 жыл бұрын
Start again from Season one :)
@cjh516
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBisonBalls I did! I actually started in the middle of season 6 because of Gogglebox, lol! It was the scene when Kate was following Ryan and Terry in the car that drew me in, that shit was so stressful! I had to know what the hell was going on. Then started from s1 and OMG! Might give it another watch. Going to start a petition to show it here in US! 😆 I really hope it comes back for at least another season, it doesn't feel finished to me. Also, I can't stop saying bent coppers in a really bad NI accent, it's a problem.😆
@TheBisonBalls
3 жыл бұрын
@@cjh516 You have to look out for the bent coppers!! Sadly, a lot of those English shows don't do so well in the USA, with US audiences. "Spooks" which is called "MI5" in the USA is a great show which you would like if you like Line of Duty. It did very well in The UK but not so good in the USA. Also, another favourite of mine "StrikeBack", started out as quite a clever show but then got dumbed down to get better US ratings by adding more guns and less intelligent spy drama. Still a great watch all the same. Give it a try too, but I haven't done the more recent stuff from when the original cast left. So not sure how good it is. But the first 3 or 4 seasons are great fun.
@cjh516
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBisonBalls The period dramas do well here but other shows they have to make a US version, which never works because it loses that British charm, but I get it because not everyone can get the accents. Or, like you said, over do it with the action, it's all about looking cool. That's why I like UK dramas, they're slow but intense, and when there is action it means something. Thanks for the recs! I was going to ask if there were any shows like LoD I could watch. And I did not like LoD, I LOVED LoD! 😅 I know Strikeback, Andrew Lincoln's in that isn't he? I thought about watching it before but it looked too gun-y, but I'll give it a try if you say it's good 😁
@TheBisonBalls
3 жыл бұрын
@@cjh516 Strikeback is all about the guns. I would go for Spooks aka MI5. It will be more your style. enjoy!
@aflutteroffeminineconfusio1986
3 жыл бұрын
Just watched seasons 1 thru 5 back to back and am now stuck!...(season 6 isn't on Netflix here yet ) ....I absolutely love Ted Hastings .. he reminds me of the old school copper who'd give u a slap around the ear and set you straight but had a heart of gold.. and its the Irish in him that sets him apart and gives those lines that wonderful authenticity ...
@bidipbo
3 жыл бұрын
Adrian Dunbar representing N. Ireland.
@walterbulyga2588
3 жыл бұрын
just finished season 2 -one of the best TV shows I have ever seen
@gcharmaine0
3 жыл бұрын
Season 1 episode 1 “Nobody’s blacker than me, son!” 😂
@rickypoon6406
3 жыл бұрын
"God give me strength." "Sure, but what are you saying about my mother?"
@MOGGS1942
3 жыл бұрын
Tedisms, Keeley Hawes and Lennie James, were the best bits of LOD.
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@MOGGS1942
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 I think I will give it a miss, but thanks for the heads up.
@brosephmcbrosephson2626
2 жыл бұрын
Season 6 episode 7 "You two look like you've dropped a shilling and found a penny"
@gimmelmom
3 жыл бұрын
I used the phrase bent copper the other day, and my husband about fell over laughing.
@laurencarman2580
3 жыл бұрын
Favorite one will always be 'now we're sucking diesel'
@xatz8527
3 жыл бұрын
today I learned that not everyone says that lol
@mhazevedo
2 жыл бұрын
There's another one when he said to DI Buckells that if he blows Kate's cover to DCI's Huntley, "the world and HIS wife" would know.
@NewYorkNevada
3 жыл бұрын
My family think I'm crazy because of how much I love this show. Tried to get them to watch but they didn't understand the half of it. Did I mention we're all American? Apparently, I'm the only one with UK to American translation skills in my house. 😂 Oh, well, they don't know what they're missing! 😄
@charlesmilligan7778
3 жыл бұрын
I was beginning to feel like the ginger step child. I nearly choked.
@yourcommentmakesmecomment.3423
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how much his hair style has morphed and changed. He's like a fine wine 😍
@lindabartlett2489
3 жыл бұрын
He's a fine man.
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
Huge crush on Hastings (Adrian Dunbar)!! 😍😍😍
@lindabartlett2489
3 жыл бұрын
@@Robin-xt7yo .....me too. Want to have his 👶!!!!
@jjar2561
3 жыл бұрын
"You'd do well to spot a pipe band down there" from the last season - best Hastings quote of all time
@beckymiller5907
3 жыл бұрын
Great actor and a terrific role!!
@jasonoakes9659
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, a spark of genius casting👍
@scottboulton796
3 жыл бұрын
I want to go to a fancy dress party, just so I can go as Ted Hastings
@Foxglove690
3 жыл бұрын
Ted and Adrian, I love you both!
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@Foxglove690
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 no, but I'll find it - thanks!
@lindabartlett2489
3 жыл бұрын
Me too Pamela....he is one gorgeous guy I would mind getting handcuffed by!!!!
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
2 жыл бұрын
"I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!"
@Bhethar
10 ай бұрын
This is one of the most epic coppers ever to grace the small screen!
@chantellesandiford9689
2 жыл бұрын
Hold yuh whist has a special place in my heart, my nan said this all the time! I love Ted Hastings, he brought back memories of all the sayings she said 🇮🇪
@davescott1491
3 жыл бұрын
Love that guy. Trust in someone is essential. We need that guy. Very cool. England.
@kaniel_outis1
2 жыл бұрын
Where are you from? Btw Ted is Northern Irish.
@CameliaCraftsDesigns
3 жыл бұрын
Fabulous😅 Goose or mackerel for tea? Mother of God I can't decide fella😊
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@robbos2611
3 жыл бұрын
I'd throw the book after them followed by the shelves, fella
@tbonemccabe4203
3 жыл бұрын
3:27 a pint of that’ cats piss u young ones drink 😂
@Robin-xt7yo
3 жыл бұрын
I love Ted Hastings (and Adrian Dunbar)!
@racheltaylor8831
3 жыл бұрын
I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!
@JessBess
3 жыл бұрын
"mother of God" is my favourite haha
@deusvultpictures6550
3 жыл бұрын
This is a diesel sucking video, great job
@corryjookit7818
3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody's blacker than me " The very first Tedis m
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@pivottech8881
3 жыл бұрын
*B E N T C O P P E R S*
@gnestakommunfullmaktige9131
9 ай бұрын
"The names hastings, mam. I'm the epitome of an old battle."🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️
@sedwards9514
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!.... LOL
@sixtysecondsofstephens2386
3 жыл бұрын
He must end up using these phrases in day to day life.
@miracic
3 жыл бұрын
DISAPPOINTED! How The Series 6 Ended. Hopefully We Get A Series 7
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏
@dc4952
3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, thank youtube god jesus mary joseph and wee donkey for recommand this video... best video of the month🤣
@Keyser666
3 жыл бұрын
Oh mother of God give me strength fella, there's some bent coppers sucking diesel around here, and not to the letter of the law I might add!
@alfonsorodriguez6739
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I missed the wee donkey when I saw the episode. Greatest line EVA
@wesleyagyei2306
2 жыл бұрын
"Mother of God" 😭😭😭😭😭 My mans too funny
@daveevans1236
3 жыл бұрын
British drama, the best in the world!
@genwoolfe
3 жыл бұрын
Jim Davidson made me laugh when he referred to Ted as "That Northern Irish bloke wiv the big 'ooter!" while welcoming the show's return in a recent topical rant :)
@garyhutton2654
3 жыл бұрын
Grow up I'm Irish now feck off Britain and Ireland are true friends forever
@joshuacook903
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite one was, “Interview Terminated!” “The Shows Over!”
@thelasthomelyhouse
3 жыл бұрын
Love it! Thank you xx
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@thelasthomelyhouse
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson908 oh! I'd love the link to that!
@Joes45
Жыл бұрын
"Were gonna treat this case like Grannies night gown, all things covered. 😅
@marinamurdoch4323
3 жыл бұрын
I love it when he says “Particular” with that Irish accent 😁
@jessdalton185
2 жыл бұрын
“The letter of the law. The letter!”
@paigeedwards3493
3 жыл бұрын
I AM CALM. IM TOTALLY BLOODY CALM.
@lauraforrester2910
3 жыл бұрын
HOWL YOUR WHISHT! Classic Hastings
@EM-fh2tx
2 жыл бұрын
Howled (hold but in NI accent) your whisht. Hold your breath or be quiet.
@partridgehearne
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends! Where have I heard that?
@travelwell6049
3 жыл бұрын
Kate had some awesome lines as well. 😄
@ronswanson908
3 жыл бұрын
have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZitem today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂
@afo24
Жыл бұрын
Me: Starting my car Car: Now we're sucking diesel
@lieutenantwolf5437
2 жыл бұрын
The best one Is frankly son I couldn’t give a shit
@munia7342
3 жыл бұрын
i was just watching your first one haha glad i checked ur profile
@catherineangel7
3 жыл бұрын
I loved his character. Fella😆😆
@s.d.3492
3 жыл бұрын
If only politicians would go like the clappers to the letter of the law.
@umairashraf1102
Ай бұрын
The best one is God give me strength
@chlo3147
2 жыл бұрын
Dunno why I found “we’re detectives too ya know” so funny 😂😂😂
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