Moral of the story: don’t eat random ass mushrooms on the side of the forest
@BlueEraGames
9 ай бұрын
But whyyyyy
@Makopic
9 ай бұрын
@@BlueEraGamesit would be dangerous or safe so it can risk your life if the mushroom dangerous
@SirenCatTH
9 ай бұрын
@@Makopicwell atleast they are edible... once
@elspethdyce6771
9 ай бұрын
u must be fun at parties@@Makopic
@Makopic
9 ай бұрын
@@elspethdyce6771 wha
@BloodRoseKitten
10 ай бұрын
Keep in mind..... Some mushrooms kill you a little, Others kill you a lot.
@SlickAstley_TV
10 ай бұрын
Some will heal you a little, Others will make you see god
@DimeBlack02
10 ай бұрын
420 likes ! Nobody touch the like button on this comment 😂
@BloodRoseKitten
10 ай бұрын
@@DimeBlack02 aww too late...
@SZ-57
10 ай бұрын
And after they kill you the grow on you *my head hurts*
@Potato76577
10 ай бұрын
The mushroom cloud. Ouch
@lucifermagne7458
10 ай бұрын
You know it's serious when it's called DESTROYING ANGELS
@josephsalomone
10 ай бұрын
I always learned them as called Angel Killers.
@iterativegrowth
10 ай бұрын
@@josephsalomoneyep same here!
@Collei538
10 ай бұрын
Well they destroy your DNA
@mapledemon5601
10 ай бұрын
mushrooms can have some metal ass names
@darthmetallord
10 ай бұрын
They grow all over in my area and so do death cap. I have pictures of them on my phone. I hunt Amanita muscaria, a less toxic cousin.
@TheCrochetKing
25 күн бұрын
“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.”
@lonkoftwilight
19 күн бұрын
Man of culture right here
@Midnight-Candy-Goblin
11 күн бұрын
kronk my beloved
@破棄
11 күн бұрын
YOU OWE ME... a new acorn
@andrewmaderer1989
9 күн бұрын
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
@AudreyStryder222
8 күн бұрын
Oh yeah. It's all coming together
@bananataco1235
9 ай бұрын
That shirt he's wearing convinces me he didn't commit tax fraud in 2013.
@Susie_Deltarune
9 ай бұрын
I think he did commit tax fraud in 2013
@A_Wise_Duckie
9 ай бұрын
@@Susie_Deltarune it clearly says he didn't, I think he's trustworthy
@Susie_Deltarune
9 ай бұрын
@@A_Wise_Duckie but what if he’s wearing the shirt to try to trick us?
@DoryTheExplory29
9 ай бұрын
@@A_Wise_DuckieI agree
@thenoobreturnz8968
9 ай бұрын
His dad is the guy who committed the ponzi scheme if he didnt do it in 2013 he did it in 2001
@owenwaide1125
10 ай бұрын
All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once. - Terry Pratchett
@unprofesinalidiot3388
10 ай бұрын
And they are all fun guys
@Ender_Nova
10 ай бұрын
actually they are edible as many times as you can fit in the rest of ur lifespan :)
@loisma2356
10 ай бұрын
Most mushrooms found in the wild can be enjoyed for the rest of your life, no matter how short it would be after consumption
@Idiotbrain
10 ай бұрын
Terry Pratchett is everywhere! Love his stuff!
@abigailgriffin-wc3fm
10 ай бұрын
@@Ender_Novayeah, I'm of the firm belief that everything's edible once and almost everything is edible at least twice if you're fast enough
@fknkrs1396
10 ай бұрын
The moral of the story is: If a mushroom has a metal name, don't eat it.
@zachfruin7684
10 ай бұрын
The hard part however is usually "huh, i wonder what name this mushroom has"
@deathisnear6702
10 ай бұрын
Or if its colorful. Then again, thats just the general rule of nature: if its brightly-colored, it kill you.
@AvinaVestru
10 ай бұрын
DESTROYING ANGELLLLL
@deviratmeliya
10 ай бұрын
@@deathisnear6702fr like why rainbow=death
@sweetwillyrollbar
10 ай бұрын
nahhh bc destroying angel sounds like an actual slayer song ☠️☠️
@JTCF
26 күн бұрын
Genshin players heard "50 percent" and immediately went to search for the shrooms
@Starlight-_
18 күн бұрын
Tighnari needs to watch this video fr
@Wonderhoy347
11 күн бұрын
I didn't expect to see a fellow Genshiner here...but hello anyway
@mini314tcb8
4 күн бұрын
"LET'S GO GAMBLING"
@se-kmg355
2 сағат бұрын
Schrödinger here I come
@TheGovernor218
10 ай бұрын
We cannot forget.... MUSHROOM CLOUDS
@killerindiguise7206
10 ай бұрын
💀
@RIPSmalls08
10 ай бұрын
That’s their nickname, they are called DoomShrooms. Famous for being the biggest mushroom in the world with symptoms of extreme burns, skin melting radiation, and they are most commonly found in Russia.
@holdenadams1193
10 ай бұрын
And used to be very common in Japan
@timjaeger6589
10 ай бұрын
@@holdenadams1193 I think “introduced” would be a more apt description of what happened then
@RIPSmalls08
10 ай бұрын
@@timjaeger6589 eh, who cares, they were introduced everywhere, in fact it is considered as an invasive mushroom species
@unsaltednugget4373
10 ай бұрын
I feel infinitely more uncomfortable with mushrooms now so thank ig?
@Gamedres95
10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I hate mushrooms
@samyheadshot
10 ай бұрын
Tbh you shouldnt be uncomfortable unless you forage yourself or get them from someone who isnt qualified. Almost all storebought mushrooms come from big farms that have some of the most sterile work enviroments. The mushroom you should worry most about is mold.
@robbobthecorncobjriii8195
10 ай бұрын
@@samyheadshotYeah foraging is def a double edged sword. On one had you can get the satisfaction of finding your own food, and some of the most delicious mushrooms you will ever eat. On the other you could hurt yourself or your family, or just literally die. It really depends on what you're foraging for, where you live, and how much you know about your local mycology.
@Anonymous-hx3pu
10 ай бұрын
Oh boy, wait till you hear what plants have been cooking up for ya
@samyheadshot
10 ай бұрын
@@robbobthecorncobjriii8195 well yes . Unless you know your local stuff , stick to the easy to identify/no lookalikes that can seriously harm you. Ive grown up with my family teaching me about edible and dangerous mushrooms . This gave me a solid foundation but the most Information i learned about mushrooms comes for free from the internet .
@Deleted_Eevee
10 ай бұрын
Moral of the story Don’t eat mushrooms if you like your kidneys
@unrealgamer6054
10 ай бұрын
There are a lot of edible mushrooms a lot more than poisonous actually, just know your mushrooms and don't go for ones that have a similar looking poisonous counterparts
@No12728
10 ай бұрын
Don’t consume alchahol if you don’t want Mario to come and steal your liver (real, I had to wait for Luigi to bring it back)
@Deleted_Eevee
10 ай бұрын
@@No12728 eh who needs a liver anyway
@Jakery_101
10 ай бұрын
IT WAS POR----
@RaptorBleu88
10 ай бұрын
Yah who needs kidneys
@Catra_x_4dora
25 күн бұрын
"But it wasn't button mushrooms, its was POISO-"
@OvenAssociation
Күн бұрын
more like "PO-"
@leadnose6728
10 ай бұрын
The scary thing about destroying angel is that after a little bit, your initial symptoms go away, and you think you’re fine, but it’s completely shutting down your organs
@Beandal
10 ай бұрын
Some mushrooms destroy your liver. You can be ok for a time after coming back from the hospital when all of a sudden you need a liver transplant. I've seen many incidents like these in my country.
@D4rkbl4d3
10 ай бұрын
Glad I grew up not liking mushrooms
@Steve.._.
10 ай бұрын
@@D4rkbl4d3glad I grew up in the fcking desert 😂 🏜️
@gildomasky2614
10 ай бұрын
@Steve.._. Yeah at least mushrooms don't hide inside my shoes, I'm looking at you, scorpions
@TacitusKilgore-qj8do
Ай бұрын
Evil Bastards 😭
@alicethemad1613
10 ай бұрын
Thing I was told by my mushroom hunting instructor: “10% of mushrooms are edible and taste good, 80% of mushrooms are technically edible but definitely don’t taste good, and 10% are poisonous, and out of those 10% very few will kill you. Mostly you will just shit a lot.”
@Freedom-denier
10 ай бұрын
Lmao, amazing instructor
@robbobthecorncobjriii8195
10 ай бұрын
Dead on lmfao. It's like a whole different entity trying to claw its way out through every orifice. That's my experience with jackolantern mushrooms
@budgroweryt9947
10 ай бұрын
And they didn't tell you how many have psychedelic effects
@jamesseven6655
10 ай бұрын
Evert hear of the story of a man who ate a death cap in front of an audience several times and lived , he was showing that there are ways to survive eating it
@TheOnly0rion
10 ай бұрын
You can eat any mushroom, just depends how many times.
@Leafilio
20 күн бұрын
the perfectly cut yell lmao
@pucebracelet2214
10 ай бұрын
Don’t forget that you are more powerful than a mushroom. If that mushroom wants you dead, it has to count on your consumption, which you can just not eat it. You, on the other hand, can destroy this mushroom and it’s entire lineage on an evening stroll.
@redrackham6812
10 ай бұрын
Actually, you can't. The mushroom is just the fruiting body of the fungus, and by the time you see it, it has likely already released huge numbers of spores. To destroy its entire lineage, you would have to destroy the entire fungus, and those will generally survive major forest fires. You might have to soak the ground for miles in every direction with huge quantities of highly concentrated fungicide. And if some of its spores got carried far away enough, its lineage would continue to live on.
@sharkplay1261
10 ай бұрын
I think you are underestimating mushrooms here my friend
@StarryxNight5
10 ай бұрын
You cannot kill it in any way that matters
@pucebracelet2214
10 ай бұрын
anyone of you that can't take a mushroom in a fight is an absolute loser
@Insanityoftheflesh
10 ай бұрын
Bro clearly knows jackshit about mycology
@marilee8063
10 ай бұрын
Australians know the death caps 💀💀💀
@sstephkate86
9 ай бұрын
Considering that women have just been arrested for killing 3 people using them. Yes we do.
@momothebug
9 ай бұрын
@@sstephkate86thank you for explaining this joke I would have had no idea what they meant if you hadn't.
@_fishcat
9 ай бұрын
Bruh I’ve been seeing that shit everywhere and have been wondering what mushrooms were used
@stjernezz
9 ай бұрын
IS RHAT AN OMORI REFERENCE?!!???! (mari pfp)
@marilee8063
9 ай бұрын
@@stjernezzyes
@celot9412
10 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about mushrooms is that they’re basically asking to get eaten. Like, most poisonous or venomous things are brightly colored so you’ll stay away and not eat them, but mushrooms are just like, “try it and see what happens”
@itzsh3dy753
10 ай бұрын
There like lucky blocks or should I say… lucky snacks?
@lilypad7313
10 ай бұрын
Normally Something poisonous: brightly colored and vibrant Mushrooms: Poisonous Mushrooms: looking a lot like edible mushrooms
@senpai_mangue6141
10 ай бұрын
ain no way i eating a weird white thing at the foot of a tree covered in green moss thats the size of the world trade center
@kentario1610
10 ай бұрын
In my experience? Yes. In mushrooms vividness doesn't _really_ matter, what matters most is if you get the right lookalike (and sometimes that involves tasting it. right there in the forest. I'm ashamed to say I've done it)
@tylermiller5904
10 ай бұрын
It's cause mushrooms aren't the whole organism (or otherwise important to it's continued life). They are just fungi's penises, really. They grow to release spores and that's it. The main part of the organism is below the surface and is fine if people or animals eat the mushroom.
@Gelatyn
13 күн бұрын
"Let's go gambling!" "Aw dang i-" ☠️
@Strixlol
10 ай бұрын
The cut off when he said “ CUZ IT WAS POI-“ Killed me bro I can’t 😂😂 Edit: Holy smokes my highest comment got over 200 this has over 1k jeez
@saltyfish7626
10 ай бұрын
Like how the mushroom would.
@rb4632
10 ай бұрын
Just like the mushroom
@somerandomacount
10 ай бұрын
that one _sent_ me
@Tide637
10 ай бұрын
And so does poison
@Jmcallqe7
10 ай бұрын
IT WAS POR-
@TwoGraves284
3 ай бұрын
50% survival rate? I like those Odds
@user-eg7wh3sr6k
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@srakakontas
Ай бұрын
fuck it, we ball
@artekfin
Ай бұрын
Better than the chance of me getting a girlfriend 😢
@user-sx1vg6pi6r
Ай бұрын
Flip a coin, live or die
@KristarkTravisAbellar
Ай бұрын
@@user-sx1vg6pi6r just do it twice
@specter_376
10 ай бұрын
"0-60 by shuttimg down your liver and kidneys" bars
@micklenier6152
10 ай бұрын
death cap is well pretty horrifying. because the pains come after a day or 2 and by that time the poison has spread around and is starting to take its toll. there is some treatment, that mostly consists off trying to keep you alive and hoping that by the time the poison is done your liver, kidney and nervous system is in good enough shape you can keep on living (there is no known antidote). single mushroom generally carries >1-2x the lethal dose (alpha-amanitin LD⁵⁰ = 0.1mg/kg of body weight).
@Ron1n_Sim
10 ай бұрын
Frr
@SiIIyLittleGoober
10 ай бұрын
Sign this man up 🔥🔥
@minniemehak2382
25 күн бұрын
NAHHH CUS IT ACTUALLH SLAPSSS
@After-all-this
24 күн бұрын
Destroying angles would be a sick ass metal band name
@JadedJamie
10 ай бұрын
Destroying angel is the single coolest name for anything ever and nothing can change my mind about it
@brokenprincessofhell4743
10 ай бұрын
I do love the name "death angel" as well. It's just so.. Beautiful but also unsettling.
@Anonymous2.2
10 ай бұрын
No
@coocato
10 ай бұрын
@@brokenprincessofhell4743that’s a little too strong. Angel of Death is cool but Angel of Destruction has a better ring to it
@nullsnaggle5198
10 ай бұрын
@@coocatoits actually the same mushroom just a different name also the portabelo mushroom (misspelled) button mushrooms and others that I currently forget are all the same but in different growth stages
@Queerio_lol
10 ай бұрын
Even cooler is the fact that it destroys your dna, it fucks up your genetic code so bad nothing in your body knows what to do anymore
@jakeylapointe929
Ай бұрын
"Normal stuff like abdominal pain, vomiting, and bloody diarrhea" That happens to me all the time
@Jibowthecat
26 күн бұрын
Normal
@IRAIANBANCELEL
25 күн бұрын
Yup, just normal
@XSilvenX
25 күн бұрын
What does that tell you about your diet? Maybe your body's trying to tell you something.
@zachmaw
24 күн бұрын
@@XSilvenX I dunno, man. I've asked the internet that three separate times and have gotten no useful/relevant info.
@PuttinOnDahRitz1
23 күн бұрын
@@zachmaw I've heard either it's something you're eating you seem to can't process in your body, OR it could be internal bleeding.
@ZestyLemon-zw5vk
Ай бұрын
"But it wasn't button mushrooms it was POI-" 😂
@Catra_x_4dora
25 күн бұрын
I just scrolled down and realized we have almost the same comment, sry 😭
@Gerudokingofevilganondorf
15 күн бұрын
MY DUMBASS THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY PORN 😭😭😭
@lxlxveS4M
12 күн бұрын
I ate random mushrooms as a kid😂. I got IMMUNITY
@aspenbreuer787
17 күн бұрын
"IT WAS PO-" He's hilariously aggressive
@YellaSpiceFamily
10 ай бұрын
Another cool one is inky caps, ie "dippler's bane" -- they're not poisonous at all on their own: they're only harmful if you ingest even the tiniest amount of alcohol. They react with alcohol very potently, immediately making you violently ill. Back in the day, they were surreptitiously added to food to help old Uncle stay off the bottle. 🤣
@violettracey
10 ай бұрын
Cool!
@theninja4137
10 ай бұрын
It's "cousin" shaggy mane is very tasty though!
@CHMernerner
10 ай бұрын
Oh Alcohol Prohibition Shroooms?
@nerdieeditz8044
10 ай бұрын
Wait how long does that last??
@Fox_Box_Studios
10 ай бұрын
They can be poisonous if not cleaned thoroughly enough or not cooked fully I believe
@vinnywithay9909
10 ай бұрын
If anyone is curious, the Destroying Angel literally turns off your cells' ability to replicate, causing exactly as much damage as you think it would
@ConstellationEternalLucidDream
10 ай бұрын
SECRET CANCER TREATMENT MUSHROOM?????
@MrNobodyMNY
10 ай бұрын
@@ConstellationEternalLucidDreamgive the mushrooms to cancer patients in the hospital and you will be a hero
@Holistic-Hallucinations
10 ай бұрын
@@ConstellationEternalLucidDreamai already cured cancer a few times but they don't want the cure to exist, so no, they'd shut this down lol
@nsr-ints
10 ай бұрын
@@ConstellationEternalLucidDreamHmm... You might be looking at a potential thing here... If we could target the dose to only certain cells...
@cryoblaster8371
10 ай бұрын
@@ConstellationEternalLucidDreamtheyve used it in experimentation to treat mice with pancreatic cancer. From those fee trial it was effective in treating mice with pancreatic cancer who were resistant to chemotherapy and even cured some
@Shutupppppp
10 ай бұрын
“IT WAS POI-“
@ZendilofRealms
10 ай бұрын
I thought he said 🌽 at first
@superdude4383
10 ай бұрын
The shrooms got to him
@ThixSoxmTrxsh
10 ай бұрын
IT WAS POR-
@benjaminthefox
10 ай бұрын
It was delicious Polynesian poi!
@Shutupppppp
10 ай бұрын
@@ZendilofRealms lol
@rayanrazveen
9 ай бұрын
"The perfect cut doesn't exi-" *"It was POI-"*
@Toilet_Steve22
6 ай бұрын
I thought he was about to say POR-
@seashelltheseawing
5 ай бұрын
Real.
@minecramat_yt
5 ай бұрын
Por-
@Wizzygetsdizzy
5 ай бұрын
hehe p*rn@@minecramat_yt
@Agudname
5 ай бұрын
IT WAS POR-ing a delicious cup of tea
@gnueshk1344
13 күн бұрын
The worst thing is how similar all mushrooms look.
@Indicant
10 ай бұрын
"All mushrooms are edible, but some only once"
@CheezBallz_Boi
10 ай бұрын
Well... you're not wrong
@sanponcham
10 ай бұрын
Also, you wouldn't be hungry ever again
@Grey8ツ
10 ай бұрын
Yea you can make suspicious stew with them too
@CheezBallz_Boi
10 ай бұрын
@@Grey8ツ lmao
@Luziiee
9 ай бұрын
"sir, how did you die?" "My suspicious stew "
@mikaeloverfjord9047
9 ай бұрын
*suspicous stew
@Luziiee
9 ай бұрын
*corrected
@chibikko_nakahara
9 ай бұрын
@@mikaeloverfjord9047no they spelt it right-
@skysthelimit780
9 ай бұрын
ok but that's exactly how a lady killed her in-laws in Australia
@guff433
9 ай бұрын
@@chibikko_nakaharahe changed it-
@grimble4564
10 ай бұрын
Lil mycology fun fact cause I hate to see people be scared of fungi: You can touch literally all mushrooms and be fine. You can even eat tiny amounts of all of them and spit them back out and be fine, cause taste and aroma can be important identification factors. The issue comes of course when you eat more than like a pinky nails worth. Obviously it's always good practice to wash your hands after touching stuff in the woods but there's no mushrooms that will outright ruin your day just by touching them like some plants can.
@EternityForest
10 ай бұрын
I'm so used to food only coming from a grocery store or a garden patch, and never having any chance to be near anything poisonous. The idea of relying on your own skill to tell if something is edible seems about as sane as free soloing to an outsider! In the modern world we do a fairly good job of keeping people out of situations where they have to rely on themselves. Like, even though bleach is very very obviously not edible, and is not toxic enough to kill with just invisible trace amounts, we still store it nowhere near food or medicine, and we probably wash our hands if we've had anything to do with it. People are afraid of mushroom hunting not just because they don't understand the mushrooms themselves... We don't understand the mindset of doing things outside of by-the-book, impossible to mess up, super protected ways. It's the same feeling when we look at old pictures and see stairs without a handrail where you could just fall off. 99% of people on it were probably fine, but our expectations of safety are greater now. I love mushrooms, they're super cool, I'd love to try growing some, but it's hard to imagine being comfortable eating a wild foraged one, even though I love looking at them.
@grimble4564
10 ай бұрын
@@EternityForest well if you wanted to start, I encourage you to look for stuff likes lions mane or meadow puff balls. They have no toxic lookalikes and it's very easy to tell if they're good to eat or not. It took me maybe a half a year before I started feel confident in identifying more than just the basic ones but the exercise of identifying plants and fungi is very fun and rewarding just by itself. I forage what I find maybe only a quarter of the time and I mainly do it because I think environmental literacy is a core human skill that too many of us have forgotten. I highly encourage you to memorize the features of one plant or fungus in your area that speaks to you and just keep your eyes peeled for it.
@FelidaeEnjoyer
10 ай бұрын
You're obviously the most knowledgeable person here, why are mushrooms the way that they are? Some will have you eat them and poop their seeds out. These, are normal. Others will kill you for (metaphorically) looking at them the wrong way. Is that because they'd rather spread their seed/roots to make other plants themselves? Do fungi even have seeds? Therefore, if they do not, are the edible ones abnormal?
@Saber-gy7po
10 ай бұрын
@@EternityForest you’ve just put all of my feelings into words. I feel the exact same way, and I feel like I’m missing out but don’t know how to get started. Thank you for helping to voice my thoughts!
@blakecarnes9400
9 ай бұрын
I was about to comment this exact fact! Yes mushrooms aren't something to fear at all, as long as you don't eat something you can't identify (check the spores people)
@alainareiswig3443
18 күн бұрын
That first mushroom is like a normal friday
@notesmaker204
10 ай бұрын
Imma start naming my characters like people name mushrooms.
@gabrielguzman339
9 ай бұрын
Destroying angels sounds like a metal band
@Markovka137
2 ай бұрын
I think it's band that Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails is in.
@Lordoftoons493
7 ай бұрын
Some guy survived eating several destroying angels once. It was really recent.
@stefanieslater8950
Ай бұрын
The angels fought back this time
@BrickmanXL
27 күн бұрын
bro just wanted to go super like mario
@WathsalaDezylva
27 күн бұрын
It wuss you
@Guyonyoutube-ie8fz
26 күн бұрын
It tears apart your dna strands… He lived, but at what cost
@minniemehak2382
25 күн бұрын
@@Guyonyoutube-ie8fzwait really
@LadOfTheLand
21 күн бұрын
Don’t forget the two mushrooms who ended ww2.
@katondragonrider
9 ай бұрын
Stuff like this always made me wonder how many people died trying to figure out witch mushrooms were edible.
@user-bm5go7sp3p
9 ай бұрын
Mostly from watching nature
@katondragonrider
9 ай бұрын
@@user-bm5go7sp3p I mean that works for some but they're animals that are more resistant to poisons than we are.
@gailasprey7787
9 ай бұрын
Especially when a food is generally new in existence.
@fulvio3211
9 ай бұрын
I read a survival guide and the suggestion were to try a new food first you smell it, rub it in the skin, keep it on the tongue for some minutes, try to chew and not eat... Then if all the test are positive you don't eat anything for 24+ hours and try to eat a really small bit of that thing. Usually you will be fine unless is something so poisonous that just a small piece will kill you
@alphonsomitchell7825
9 ай бұрын
Such is life my friend…trial and error 😅
@Ren_loves_men
10 ай бұрын
“but it wasn’t button mushrooms it was PŒ” I died ☠️
@evilethecat
10 ай бұрын
"orelllellele- orellellelil- this." i smiled.
@Blueninja5256
9 ай бұрын
When he said mushrooms that end your life was in the worst way, I thought of a nuke, Idk why
@KeppyPants
14 күн бұрын
This is a reason why I love mushrooms. Some of them are super helpful and literally save the forests they are in by helping transport nutrients to dying trees, but some of them just say “eat shit and die”
@BoDomeYT
10 ай бұрын
As someone who doesn't like mushrooms I see this as an absolute win
@jaeinoushryuk2743
10 ай бұрын
I see this as an excellent reason for me to reject mushrooms in pizza
@An1me_S1MP
10 ай бұрын
"I did not commit tax fraud in 2013" 💀
@xFroggyMushroomx
10 ай бұрын
I was looking for a comment that said this💀
@Just_me_being_me_ig
10 ай бұрын
At least someone noticed-
@LillLunaYT
10 ай бұрын
Looking for this comment 😭😭
@MM081
10 ай бұрын
This man has the most legendary shirts
@kevinj.p.6277
10 ай бұрын
What's that in reference to?
@A_Wise_Duckie
10 ай бұрын
Forget the mushrooms, the "I did not commit tax fraud in 2013" shirt was the only thing I could focus on
@pkmntrainerlilly5
9 ай бұрын
Same! It's so oddly specific.
@anniegxminng8571
9 ай бұрын
FR
@anniegxminng8571
9 ай бұрын
@@pkmntrainerlilly5did he commit tax fraud and not get fount out in 2013 or sum-?
@Ilovemydog3
9 ай бұрын
@@anniegxminng8571no it obviously says he didn’t commit tax fraud in 2013
@dragonmaster5185
9 ай бұрын
@@anniegxminng8571nah it was 2015 November 16th at 17.41 and 44 seconds
@vxmpirempire
16 күн бұрын
gambling with my life sounds like the perfect Saturday activity
@justanotherguitarist3968
10 ай бұрын
When I look up the mushrooms in my yard:
@agungrezkyramadhan8664
10 ай бұрын
Here comes the sun Du du du du
@undercoveremily4787
10 ай бұрын
I THINK THE DEATH CAP WAS IN MY YARD, I REMOVED THEM OUT OF CAUTION CAUSE I WAS WORRIED MY DOG MIGHT EAT THEM AND “THEY PROBABLY ARENT GOOD FOR HER”
@Nikofoxreal
10 ай бұрын
@@undercoveremily4787no need to yell
@samyheadshot
10 ай бұрын
@@undercoveremily4787THATS GREAT FOR YOU ,BUT YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEM THERE UNLESS YOU HAVE DOGS OR CHILDREN WHICH COULD BE IN DANGER . BUT WHY ARE WE YELLING?
@friendlyneighborhoodasexual
10 ай бұрын
@@samyheadshotmate did you not read? He said that he had a dog he was worried about eating the mushrooms.
@muhamadalikanebalde1784
9 ай бұрын
Mushroom clouds go: am I a joke to you
@Duragvrr
9 ай бұрын
I was wondering if he was going to say that
@GnarpGnarp2001
9 ай бұрын
That is from a nuke
@HarizzUniverse
9 ай бұрын
@@GnarpGnarp2001do you not understand a joke?
@Autumn0w0
8 ай бұрын
@@GnarpGnarp2001 r/wooosh
@Cactuskat1122
8 ай бұрын
Was gonna comment “what about mushroom clouds?”
@wertbe1718
10 ай бұрын
And to think, countless numbers of people had to go to for humanity to learn good vs bad mushrooms
@bencastor9207
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, can you imagine when they first discovered the bad ones "Hey Grog, not that one, that killed Krunk"
@thenovicewhispers
9 ай бұрын
Or watch what the animals are not eating
@NomNomDrawings
9 ай бұрын
@@thenovicewhispersLMAOO STOPP 😭
@edith9494
10 күн бұрын
“It was PO-“ got me💀
@oki.k
10 ай бұрын
But it wasn’t button mushrooms, IT WAS POI-
@Lead_N_Paper
10 ай бұрын
But It wasn't button mushrooms It was PORN-
@Lead_N_Paper
10 ай бұрын
But It wasn't button mushrooms It was PORN-
@st0832
10 ай бұрын
@@Lead_N_Paper bro got dementia
@st0832
10 ай бұрын
@@Lead_N_Paper bro got dementia
@Lead_N_Paper
10 ай бұрын
@@st0832 it didn't show up on my screen so I typed it twice
@grassytramtracks
10 ай бұрын
In France, you can actually take mushrooms to the pharmacy and they'll test them to check if they're edible or not
@eyesofthecervino3366
10 ай бұрын
That's so cool!
@connorhart7597
10 ай бұрын
That seems incredibly helpful. Wish america did that lmao, all they do here is cheap hypos and very expensive narcan.
@imcrxzy
10 ай бұрын
Well, this just ruined my Sunday plans.
@looopiii
10 ай бұрын
Fuck were you planning to do on Sunday??
@Dauom
10 ай бұрын
@@looopiiifr we need answers
@kj123._.
10 ай бұрын
Dare I ask what your Sunday plans were?
@imcrxzy
10 ай бұрын
@@kj123._. I recommend not..
@atherisGAY
10 ай бұрын
@@kj123._. Foraging for mushrooms probabyl
@Ei-mx1we
6 күн бұрын
People who pick their own shrooms have crazy confidence in their mushroom knowledge.
@istoleyourgender
10 ай бұрын
"but it WASNT button mushrooms, it was POIS-" 💀💀💀💀
@_e_g_g
10 ай бұрын
“Next, we have the mushroom cloud-“
@MrGaMeR-vf5py
10 ай бұрын
Yeah don't try to eat those even if they look yummy 😋
@user-zp9bk8xl9u
10 ай бұрын
i dont think youll be able to see the mushroom cloud before it kills you- so be careful!
@roxasveneris1087
10 ай бұрын
Yummy. My personal favorite
@HokageKrator
10 ай бұрын
Was waiting for it honestly
@user-qp7el9cd9i
10 ай бұрын
“But it wasn’t button mushrooms, it was POI-“
@ThBlueSalamander
10 ай бұрын
It was PO- Xd
@Mini_Knight17
4 күн бұрын
4: Boletus Nimbus Artificially grown, colours range from yellow, red, and a sort of grayish colour, rarely seen because of its low lifespan, its dangerous because it carries excess fission material making it radioactive.
@kolinski_manidk
10 ай бұрын
"But it wasn't button mushrooms, it was PO-" perfectly cut video, 100000/10, subbed
@eternity303.
10 ай бұрын
@intellicadeefr i heard it was POR
@FelipeGames08
Ай бұрын
"It wasnt button mushrooms, it was *_PO-_* "
@sharminalamnila2401
22 күн бұрын
RN
@Dandandandanwownotavaible
19 күн бұрын
💀@@sharminalamnila2401
@Unnamedhandle01
18 күн бұрын
@@sharminalamnila2401💀
@RekstarDad
18 күн бұрын
@@sharminalamnila2401 crazy that bafore opening reactions i thought of this exact reply
@imaboreddude2308
10 ай бұрын
“ IT WAS PO-“ THE CUT OFF HAS ME WHEEZING AFTER FIVE MINUTES
@WezelLispProductions
9 күн бұрын
And this is why I refuse to forage my own food. You can guarantee me that without a doubt, the plant I picked is 100% safe, not only will I worry that it isn't, but knowing my luck I will have picked the ONE ultra rare variant that is highly toxic
@willtheboi7452
10 ай бұрын
Mushrooms roulette is one of my favorite games. It where everyone eats a random mushroom and you see who dies first
@dragonsplayz7259
10 ай бұрын
What do you win if your not the first dead? Since everybody will most likely die in the next 2-3 days
@nordicmind82
10 ай бұрын
@@dragonsplayz7259a very, very slim sliver of all mushrooms are harmful. Imagine a 10 000 round revolver, with a few bullets. Most players just gets a little bit less hungry.
@over9000optimally
10 ай бұрын
First? So everyone dies? This isn't roulette, it's s suicide party. Lol.
@nordicmind82
10 ай бұрын
@@over9000optimally I mean you don't continue a Russian roulette until everyone dies either. First is last. Everyone else wins.
@over9000optimally
10 ай бұрын
@@nordicmind82 right. That's what I'm saying. The comment reads differently when it's not 3 am though. Lol.
@simeonvinken5610
9 ай бұрын
“I did not commit tax fraud in 2013”
@user-il7ot1rn5b
8 ай бұрын
Your pfp reminds me of the Mortal Kombat movie poster.
@Seungberryislife
8 ай бұрын
I did 😂jkjk
@Hypr12
7 ай бұрын
@@SeungberryislifeI did(not jk)
@LatonaHQ
10 ай бұрын
I need a scale of “dangerous” to “yummy” except to describe random things that aren’t mushrooms… like cars or types of mulch
@c0urt_jest3r
10 ай бұрын
i too need this
@Little_Abombintaion
10 ай бұрын
I need one for art
@ParaFox404
10 ай бұрын
death or dinner
@sn4keb1tee
6 күн бұрын
destroying angels sounds like a metal band and im up for it
@w98
10 ай бұрын
Mushrooms are one of those foods where I’m like ‘imma just go to store and buy them’ not worth the risk of foraging them and possibly poisoning myself 😅
@TheMaster4534
10 ай бұрын
You know you could farm them, right?
@justADeni
9 ай бұрын
@@TheMaster4534 you can only farm few specific types (which is fine for most people). In my country foraging for mushrooms is a national past-time, and most of us know which mushrooms are edible, inedible, or poisonous. The main rule is, if you don't 100% know what it is, don't pick it up, search it in mushroom atlas later (for next time).
@diablominero
24 күн бұрын
It's very easy to learn to identity amanitas. Most fatal mushroom poisonings are from amanitas. So if you just don't eat them, you'll be a lot safer than the average dumb uninformed mushroom forager.
@CarsynKittelson
9 ай бұрын
Bro i was thinking about a nuclear mushroom cloud at the end💀
@YakupDemirtas-gw1ly
8 ай бұрын
Here comes the Sun 💀
@Richard-uc2bp
Ай бұрын
Do doo doo dooooooo
@sthembatha9718
Ай бұрын
Your not alone
@OldButGoldVehicles
10 ай бұрын
"but it wasn't button mushrooms" "it was POI-"
@muhammadmohyuddin1339
21 күн бұрын
Yay, so that giant mushroom cloud won’t kill me right…RIGHT!!!!?????
@user-ux3sz1du2h
29 күн бұрын
His T-Shirt says "i did not commit tax fraud in 2013" I love it.
@Whotheheckisbucky
29 күн бұрын
I was waiting to find this comment
@Beast4879.
24 күн бұрын
@@Whotheheckisbuckysame
@stutterpunk9573
23 күн бұрын
we all saw that i think yeah
@melenium8524
10 ай бұрын
“Every mushroom is edible at least once” - Sun Tzu art of foraging
@DaisyMaeMoses
10 ай бұрын
That’s an amazing saying.
@robert48719
10 ай бұрын
The death cap is a big problem here Europe. If you don't know for 100 percent certainty, what you just collected, I suggest not to eat it
@P4w_prints
9 ай бұрын
My mom once picked random mushrooms somewhere and was planning to eat them, but gladly me and my sister changed her mind 😅😂
@Adampet006
9 ай бұрын
i think death cap have this like egg Shell on bottom
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
9 ай бұрын
Yeah that's I don't eat mushrooms
@WolfSpiritOutdoors
9 ай бұрын
No they should eat them. It is survival of the smartest. Darwin awards. The stupid taking themselves out
@eestaashottentotti2242
9 ай бұрын
I was 100 percent certain, this is a death cap.
@RilosBiggestFan
9 күн бұрын
"But it wasn't poison mushrooms IT WAS POI-" the cutoff made it 10 times funnier 😭
@GeoffYTb
10 ай бұрын
mushroom cloud has entered the chat
@coolfiredude0324
10 ай бұрын
god dammit i just commented that
@LegoAnimalCrossing
10 ай бұрын
Tasty
@theboysisgoodwatchit
10 ай бұрын
@@coolfiredude0324hi
@bc1448
9 ай бұрын
“But it wasn’t button mushrooms. It was PO-“ Draco Malfoy getting ready to say the P in Potter 😂
@nintendogrl04
9 ай бұрын
best comment EVER 😂😂😂
@DaeCRG1
9 ай бұрын
Mario: “Naw fuck that ima grow”
@GnarpGnarp2001
9 ай бұрын
💀
@furkannemir
Ай бұрын
We need a new Mario game which you have a slight chance to die each time you get a powerup
@theweekndSuxArse
29 күн бұрын
Nah, i’d grow
@Eaiwns_dragonpuppets
24 күн бұрын
Best quote ever "Every mushroom is edible at least once."😊
@Teriiiyakiii
10 ай бұрын
The fear of someone picking the wrong mushrooms or knowingly sneaking them in and serving them is why I never eat them
@matmightstir1427
10 ай бұрын
Never in general? Not from the grocery store?
@Teriiiyakiii
10 ай бұрын
@@matmightstir1427 nope. Not from stores, from restaurants, nothin. I'm not taking my chances 😂
@BuckyOhYeah
10 ай бұрын
I suggest you don't search 'Australian woman' and 'mushrooms' anytime soon... I apologise if this makes it worse.
@h3ck774
10 ай бұрын
@@TeriiiyakiiiLol it’s pretty impossible for professionals to misplace mushrooms also no store bought shroom is hand picked fr if you can grow it in a closet they’re prolly just gonna grow it in a temp controlled environment also there are plenty of biological traits that makes them identifiable im not confusing Liberty caps with anything else fr
@DaisyMaeMoses
10 ай бұрын
@@Teriiiyakiii I love store bought mushrooms, but I totally understand your point. There are a lot of foods I will not eat. Respect.
@olly121
10 ай бұрын
I think the shirt he's wearing in this video is the best one yet
@user-hm5ww7oh5y
15 күн бұрын
"But it wasn't button mushrooms, but it was POI-" got me dying lmao
@bloodyrage82
10 ай бұрын
Very important to know that touching any mushroom expect for one very rare one in the jungles of asia is perfectly fine. If you're scared of them, don't be! Just treat them with respect like any other thing out there!
@Rahnonymous
10 ай бұрын
If mother nature doesn't want to hide it, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IT. 99 out of 100 times it's poisonous and touching it will end with pain or death
@theninja4137
10 ай бұрын
In Europe and America, there is also no mushroom that is toxic to lick (or so I've been told) - for some, the recommended way to ID them is to lick a piece and see if it's bitter
@bloodyrage82
10 ай бұрын
@theninja4137 I would advise against licking any mushroom without a proper identification as even some sweet tasting ones are still toxic. Just go through the many available resources to identify whichever fungi you've found!
@ZayO0
10 ай бұрын
How u gon respect a mushroom
@kaylaogilvie8605
10 ай бұрын
"I -did commit- tax fraud in 2013" "I did not commit tax fraud in 2013."
@AltName7
9 ай бұрын
"I tax fraud in 2013"
@user-bj7tb5sj3r
9 ай бұрын
@@AltName7yup. Also how did you know-
@Froggycolouring
9 ай бұрын
@@AltName7”I tax fraud -in 2013- “
@Williamaftonspringtrap952
9 ай бұрын
@@Froggycolouring”tax fraud”
@Williamaftonspringtrap952
9 ай бұрын
@@Froggycolouringalso how did you put the line across the words
@Finch912
10 ай бұрын
As a severe mushroom enthusiast, I appreciate this greatly, especially coming from one of my favorite KZitemrs.
@StillLearning-ec2xz
10 ай бұрын
Ayy same
@Tanbro99
10 ай бұрын
Me too
@epicmia0229
18 күн бұрын
"it WAS 𝗣𝗢𝗜-" got me🤣
@Ghost1.1
9 ай бұрын
I was expecting a nuclear mushroom
@Mobile_lol
9 ай бұрын
Feel like that would be the worst
@tehtanooki6429
9 ай бұрын
Beat me to it.
@Hallowed_Gaming
27 күн бұрын
Fun fact: the death cap has an incredibly sweet honey taste.
@mtfepsilon-11operative62
27 күн бұрын
50% chance to survive after eating a mushroom that tastes like honey? Sign me up
@DGneoseeker1
14 күн бұрын
Why the hell did it evolve to be tasty?
@His_name_is_spartie_thesinkcat
9 ай бұрын
“Abdominal pain” Me, who experiences the depths of hell itself rising within my abdomen every month:
@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing
29 күн бұрын
Stop whining about your fuckin period
@TheOddGuyWasSad
28 күн бұрын
Ever experienced one which would kill you
@Sepzgamin
28 күн бұрын
Are you just describing periods💀💀😭😭
@TheOddGuyWasSad
28 күн бұрын
@@His_name_is_spartie_thesinkcat hi
@scythe7998
25 күн бұрын
I now desperately want a horror movie where the killer just makes dishes with destroying angels
@PokeNerdNoah
9 ай бұрын
Bro Really Went “IT WAS POI- *Short Loops* ” 💀
@3lectr0nix
8 ай бұрын
I'd be suprised if you're 12 at most
@heathertulip2389
10 ай бұрын
This is why I would only forage mushrooms that are VERY distinct looking, like chicken of the woods and turkey tails. Chanterelles and morels have “look-alikes” that are pretty easy to tell apart with mild investigation, as well, you just need to check them and not immediately plop it in your mouth. Like, true morels are hollow. If it’s not hollow, don’t eat it! Chanterelles and their edible look alike have gills all the way from top to bottom, not a seperate cap and stem. If it’s got a separate cap and stem and otherwise looks like a chanterelle, don’t eat it!
@DaisyMaeMoses
10 ай бұрын
I do all my mushroom hunting at the grocery store.
@groyperfuhr4871
10 ай бұрын
if you can even find Morels that is. I've only found them once in my life by extreme luck. They started sprouting right in my backyard when I was a kid. and then my dumbass step grandpa mowed over them even though I had setup a makeshift fence once around them once I realized what they were. that fat bastard
@KazehareRaiden
10 ай бұрын
@@groyperfuhr4871Yeah morels only grow in with very specific soil temperature and moisture content
@user-uj4mv5kv3n
10 ай бұрын
My favorite is the puffball. It's delicious and has a very cute name 😊
@chiateghang3629
10 ай бұрын
How about I just never touch a mushroom
@S0C0olGuys
10 ай бұрын
“Normal weekday activities“ had me laughing 😂
@bofinq4839
3 күн бұрын
”But it wasn’t button mushrooms, it was P-”
@N0tH1nG_T0_Se3_h3Re
9 ай бұрын
The " I did not commit tax fraud in 2013" killed me
@ZhuLeeDTT
10 ай бұрын
*insert late 80's dance sequence* That mushroom's poisoooooon🎶🎶🎶
@ExoUnbound
10 ай бұрын
When you turn around and see a mushroom cloud in the distance.
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