"It was this or die from the plague." A lot of people died from the plague, you know.
@Barrelwood64
10 жыл бұрын
Then that means people really didn't want to play this game!
@EvilApple567
7 жыл бұрын
1/3 of Europe died from the plague 2/3 played Altered Beast instead 66.6% is good enough for a "well received" rating
@XanceMRevola
3 жыл бұрын
Obligatory "hits different in 2020" comment
@InfernalMonsoon
10 жыл бұрын
I lost my absolute fucking shit at the baby dragon part - like seriously, that was just comedy gold.
@danrosalina
10 жыл бұрын
That and the Bottle Ship from the Other M video are my favourite Retsupurae moments.
@ThePilotGuyFP
9 жыл бұрын
you know this was everyday life in ancient greece nailed every detail
@JanitorAntisocial
11 жыл бұрын
I like how they bothered with a smoother transition with the first transformation, then just dropped it for the rest. That's quality for you.
@user-os7ec4dm8x
6 ай бұрын
Nah this gae's cool.
@ethanking4954
3 жыл бұрын
This is a lost restupre gem.
@DrWorm76
12 жыл бұрын
"GOO GOO WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!" I swear, I couldn't breathe the whole part with that boss. My stomach's still hurting.
@Xenoforge78
8 жыл бұрын
Diabeeus's joke at 4:52 and then the transforming spinning bear at 5:38 had me in fucking tears!
@doarner
8 жыл бұрын
Altered Beast: homoerotic adventure for the furry at heart.
@Asterion608
8 жыл бұрын
+doarner Yup, you dont only get the chick at the end, you also turn into your furry fantasy werewolf and she looks happy about it. Best ending ever.
@Zycyzyx
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the stripping via muscle growth angle. AB and the Disney Afternoon : undoubtedly the genesis of many fetishy deviantart galleries.
@kyrridas1573
9 жыл бұрын
oh wow, i didnt remember the "it was just a movie" scene there at the end. weird
@JanoyCresvaZero
9 жыл бұрын
It could be exclusive to the arcade cersion, since that's what is being played here...
@StandardGoose
9 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and had a Sega Megadrive/Genesis in the early 90s, I really wanted this game but never had a chance to play it. I feel better about that now.
@TaleOfNobody
12 жыл бұрын
Ridley transcends everything Retsupurae, he seems to make an appearance in everything now!
@juicedup14
9 жыл бұрын
15:42 "Spring break, B.C.1969. I'll never forget" Don't you forget about me starts playing* Tear rolls down Antagonist_C's eye while holding photo.*
@kiraina25
9 жыл бұрын
juicedup14 That was the Spring of Apple Jacks.
@EvilApple567
5 жыл бұрын
I forgot how great this one was, some of 'Betus' best work. "Only you can prevent this!"
@coleford4038
8 жыл бұрын
15:42 "never talk to me or my sons ever again!"
@Barrelwood64
10 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised people didn't lash out against Retsupurae for riffing this game like they did when Alone in the Dark was riffed. I'd expect comments like "No! For 1988 it was brilliant! This is WAY better than some of today's games!"
@TheJackTrades
10 жыл бұрын
You completely missed the point. Both games look very dated but in this video Betus and Slowbeef only make a couple of jokes about it while in the first Alone in the Dark video that's ALL they talk about, which gets really dull really fast.
@Barrelwood64
10 жыл бұрын
Jack Trades I'm sure the guys also talked about the excessive reading, the unfitting sound effects, the use of whiskey to restore health, the awkward combat, and the longplayer throwing items instead of just dropping them. The duo does not have a one-track mind, you know.
@TheJackTrades
10 жыл бұрын
Jerrell Felton Are you illiterate or something? I said that in the FIRST ALONE IN THE DARK VIDEO they almost exclusively joke about dated graphics, which gets dull really fast. I didn't say any of the other things you made up. Also, for the record, I've been following them since forever and I have to say that their videos seldom flop but in that particular instance it did.
@Barrelwood64
10 жыл бұрын
Jack Trades Fine then! So be it!
@NerdilyDone
10 жыл бұрын
Jack Trades I agree. Whining about old graphics usually isn't funny. This is a parallel of a conversation with a likewise not understanding person on that video.
@dickhuntz6962
8 жыл бұрын
GOO GOO WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM. BABIES HAVING BABIES.
@videogamenostalgia
2 жыл бұрын
Carry yourself with the energy and joie de vivre of the guy taking away the protagonist's powers at the end of each level.
@JHord1985
12 жыл бұрын
So, THIS is what the Engineers from Prometheus had planned: Go to Earth, kidnap a Bird-woman, and turn into completely ineffectual monsters. BRILLIANT.
@ArmoredChocoboLPs
10 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the title logo has a kangaroo on it and not once do you become a super-buff kangaroo man that breathes bees cuz that's relevant to kangaroos. False advertising, I'm gonna sue.
@johnroche
4 жыл бұрын
16:12 "Welcome to your doom... to rights."
@TheDrotten
10 жыл бұрын
The four horsemen of apocalypse also has a lesser known name: The fantastic four.
@schlockfather
10 жыл бұрын
Its dated greatly but it was cool for its time. But yeah the bosses and the bubble gum bear deserved to be laughed at.
@kenkoopa7903
8 жыл бұрын
Four different beasts to turn into? What're you talkin' about? All I see are bears.
@Amitlu
5 жыл бұрын
Te baby part still kills me to this day
@jblowedup
7 жыл бұрын
I'm still astonished at how many people in my age range have positive memories of Altered Beast.
@abonnybunny6647
9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I play Ganondorf in smash run, I find myself repeating 4:53 after enough speed boosts...
@TheKrensada
8 жыл бұрын
WISE FWUM YOUL GWRAYEE!
@samwoodson9603
7 жыл бұрын
"WHAT AM I? ARRGGH"
@ElectricalGear
12 жыл бұрын
(In the most monotone voice in the universe) I heard the baby call out to me, as if it was calling out to me. As if it was telling me to rise from my grave. I arose from my grave to find follow the baby's call.
@MartKencuda
11 жыл бұрын
I'm really happy to know that after seeing so many videos of you guys ripping on LPs that you guys can actually make a hilarious and informative LP yourselfs.
@AceAttorny
6 жыл бұрын
HOO! WATCH OUT FOR THE ALTERED BEAST, GRAHAM!
@Valdetiosi
9 жыл бұрын
5:36 You have now right to bear arms.
@ectothermic
9 жыл бұрын
Oh hey those purple monster things in the second stage are from Golden Axe. Also this is a better Greek-Warrior-Fighting-Gods-And-Losing-His-Powers game than God of War will ever be.
@ectothermic
3 жыл бұрын
@@KeatonPrime This was posted 5 years ago, my guy. It was also a joke.
@ranchdressing
5 жыл бұрын
This is actually a pretty good game, these two are just having fun.
@billmiller5445
9 жыл бұрын
The purple bird at 3:05 looks a lot like the one you can ride around on in Golden Axe
@swordofkings128
12 жыл бұрын
seriously that altered baby is so cute... the voice they give it... it's just so cute.
@Somebronysomewhere
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Paramount people making the Sonic movie used this game as a design document.
@MalamiteLtd
12 жыл бұрын
After seeing how the game ends, the ridiculous zombies with the cartoon bones sticking out of their necks seem almost fitting now. The skulls they're holding are probably like hand puppets. Plus the guy's head doesn't grow in size when he "powers up" because he's probably wearing some sort of muscular full-body costume.
@Saturninemute
12 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a new Retsupurae video when I get on youtube, my day gets 1000% times better. C=
@PsychoIncarnate666
8 жыл бұрын
Those blob things with the mouths in stage 2 look strangely familiar Edit: And, apparently this is the Rhino from Wreck it Ralph...Strange
@syafiqjabar
11 жыл бұрын
Years later the Purple Rhino guy went on to cameo in Wreck-It Ralph.
@thequietteen7452
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this, just makes me sad they never riffed on Trio the Punch.
@reid3031
5 жыл бұрын
G O O G O O W E L C O M E T O Y O U R D O O M
@88DreadGT
10 жыл бұрын
I never played this in the arcade but it came with my Sega Genesis when I bought it in 1989. Not a bad game but it is pretty silly looking back.
@SpecstacularSC
11 жыл бұрын
"Quit hitting me in the dick!" Nope, can't. Laughing too hard.
@Mr.ToadJanfu
9 жыл бұрын
a tiger man relentlessly fists the warm core of a baby dragon
@Bluecho4
12 жыл бұрын
I think how the inhabitents of hell are as follows: 1) Flying Rhinos 2) Rolling Fish 3) Black maned Unicorn Men I think the part that threw me was transforming into a bear and fighting bees. Awesome.
@HawkZombie
12 жыл бұрын
When I was younger, around 10 or 11, I went over to my Uncle's (he was married to my mom's sister) parents' house for Easter. Somehow I found a back room with a Sega Genesis and this game. I spent all that day beating this game, not even coming out for dinner, desert, or even the egg hunt. It was the proudest moment of my life and one of my most cherished memories. Now, I wonder if I was merely somehow high as fuck.
@MrWeirdGuy
12 жыл бұрын
Walked into the kitchen, came back to my computer with a couple peanut butter and nutella sandwiches and a new retsupurae. Tonight is a good night indeed.
@alansemprini8735
12 жыл бұрын
Alternate title for this game: "Horrible Bosses".
@Meloncarty
12 жыл бұрын
my aunt had the arcade version of Altered Beast along side Russian Attack and two pinball machines. What's ironic about the Altered Beast one was that it was played on a Super Mario Bros Arcade Cabinet.
@CharlieTVS
12 жыл бұрын
WHAT ALTERED BEAST, WHAT?! I never thought I'd see the day. Altered Beast was THE SHITTTT I think I still own it.
@BlueEmeraldX
12 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up through the whole baby dragon fight. XD BABIESH HAVIN' BABIESH!
@BagOfMagicFood
11 жыл бұрын
The funny thing to me is that Neff's purple in that movie, meaning he left his game half-dead to go to that support group meeting.
@rrrbub
12 жыл бұрын
@KiteStrongart I always heard it as "WISE FWUM YO GWABE!", but lets not argue about the beauty of early digitized voices in video gaming.
@GregoryTG
12 жыл бұрын
I don't get what people don't like about the wrongpuraes, I can honestly say i've enjoyed every video that's been put out by these guys. Even the imdb one. Hey though, comedy isn't universal, some people don't like certain things, but you can't please everyone.
@unusualcook
12 жыл бұрын
The tags for every Retsupurae video are great.
@AntLionAlpha
12 жыл бұрын
Their IMDB video was the best rongpurae to date. Why do people dislike that one the most of all of them?
@JanoyCresvaZero
12 жыл бұрын
God, this is the funniest one I've seen for a while now. My cheeks hurt. "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT THIS."
@LeeONardo
12 жыл бұрын
At 5:00 when all sorts of crap is flying around the screen I couldn't stop laughing to their comments, but for some reason the random "WHAT AM I?!?" made me nearly choke on my drink xD
@newyoikmabsta
12 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for putting Chugga in his place.
@rushnerd
12 жыл бұрын
Blankaing, I learn something new everyday.
@Seantendo
12 жыл бұрын
03:47 Oh lord... it's an EYE-pod. Diabetus had too much dignity to say it out loud.
@Brickey8
11 жыл бұрын
It's sad when the first boss in the game is the most threatening one, in that it's the only one that looks, at a glance, like it actually requires you to dodge its attacks.
@Venaxer
12 жыл бұрын
The most skilled and powerful attack the centurion knows: Kick to Balls.
@Persiamon
12 жыл бұрын
regardless of if there's retsupuraes, retsufrashes, or wrongpuraes, i always love what you guys put out. whatever you can do works, y'know?
@AVKaranov
11 жыл бұрын
I never knew Beetus could speak in crayon. GOO GOO WELCOME TO YO DOOM
@heheirock123321
12 жыл бұрын
Kung Fu Bear was so popular, they added a statue of him in King's Quest 6.
@stonium69
12 жыл бұрын
Now that you are powerful enough to kill me... WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!
@EdOscuro
12 жыл бұрын
You guys are doing as good as ever, and that's awesome. Now back to petrifying entire forests with a backhand slap.
@dialamx1
12 жыл бұрын
I love the bear form's "Haters Gonna Hate" walk
@SkulkHogan
12 жыл бұрын
"Dragons? They just use lightning." In D&D there are desert-dwelling blue dragons that have a lightning breath weapon. He was a green dragon, so his breath attack should have been a cone of acid.
@JanitorAntisocial
12 жыл бұрын
03:52 "Well, this just presents a whole new slew of pun opportunities; I don't know where to start." At that point, I expected CherryDoom to show up and say "Here's mud in your eye!"
@xbxDaniel
12 жыл бұрын
Hot damn, that altered baby bit is hilarious.
@Makron5
12 жыл бұрын
This was actually a great game back in its day. It was hard as hell too. If you don't know where everything is like that guy does, the game tends to fuck you up. He made it look very easy, but it's kind of like Contra where you kind of have to know what's coming next to really win.
@mortivocifer
11 жыл бұрын
So there's a Wikipedia article for this game, and the "Plot" section is kinda hilarious. Also the third boss is apparently called "Mouldy Snail", which I thought was pretty great.
@Vyse195
12 жыл бұрын
I played this game so much with my friend years ago, i loved it i downloaded this on the Wii's vcon
@MetalGearRexPilot
11 жыл бұрын
Saving people is SO beyond a god's work.
@AeonCatharsis
12 жыл бұрын
I love these shorter retsupuraes.
@AnonymousJerkbag
10 жыл бұрын
Is the last boss of this game Killface? I mean he looks like him, and he keeps saying "welcome to you're doom!"
@Trogdorbad
10 жыл бұрын
*your
@Omnominable
12 жыл бұрын
So that's where the Strong Bad's website's sound bite comes from!
@MeAuntieNora
12 жыл бұрын
I see Rodin's The Thinker and Edvard Munch's The Scream among the dead people in the last level.
@DemonkaiMugen
12 жыл бұрын
Funny how that last boss is in that new "Wreck it Ralph" animated movie thats coming out haha
@razor8191
12 жыл бұрын
So this is where Earnest Evans got its inspiration.
@CoolGuyAtlas
12 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that they got ads now. Out of everyone one else on KZitem the amount of shit they went through and how legendary they are they deserve it and I hope it means they'll make more content :)
@macistbassist
12 жыл бұрын
I fucking loved playing Altered Beast as a kid. Now I love the Beetus and the Beef making fun of it.
@legendariosoul
12 жыл бұрын
Ahh, my childhood and retsuprae together. Beautiful !
@AAC67
12 жыл бұрын
"Only you can prevent this!" I lol'd. xD
@EndymionMkII
12 жыл бұрын
Haha, totally loved 'Betus' reactions in this one, thansk for the video guys!
@NerdilyDone
10 жыл бұрын
I actually like this game. I don't care that it's dated. It's fun, cute, and all the critters are weird.
@CrazyKirlia
12 жыл бұрын
@TheFailingMind A mistake? The Cobra and Darkseed 2 Wrongpuraes are amazing, and most of the others are also hilarity personified, like Star Strike. I wouldn't mind a break from these and seeing them return to Retsuflashes (weren't those heavily complained about too in the past?), but these videos always cheer me up.
@Hakuromatsu
11 жыл бұрын
correctly typuing the "you recently postef sd multiple comments'" capthca while extremely drunk was my greatest accomplistnment in life
@SendyTheEndless
11 жыл бұрын
*allows the voice actor to play the game to get him into the mindset*
@atejas1
12 жыл бұрын
The bear form would later make a cameo appearance in King's Quest V.
@DoctorStarky
12 жыл бұрын
Pacman still holds up pretty well today, actually. Lot's of arcade games have. Can't really say the same about this.
@SuperMario16bit
11 жыл бұрын
and those monster pouches from level 2 would sound like General Ironicus if they could talk.
@FrontierJazz
12 жыл бұрын
Actually, he has a hideously small head so they made him put the wolf costume back on and they all lived happily ever after.
@scheistify
12 жыл бұрын
@PsychoStreakBrony Agreed. Wrongpuraes are purely awesome, and I find myself frequently looking forward to new ones. Good work Slowbeef+Diabetus. You guys are legendary.
@ophios
9 жыл бұрын
Let's Yaff.. I mean, oh fuck it, I can't do that right.
@BronzeSoldat
12 жыл бұрын
I remember me and my bro playing this when we were way younger. Thought it was stupid back then too. Now Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, now that's a beat em up.
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