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My favourite part of Monsters Inc. was when Mike Wazowski was beaten to death and Sully devoured his corpse in front of the attackers
@mityakiselev
3 жыл бұрын
MEGALUL same
@Nisvera
3 жыл бұрын
Sullied the corpse
@Dak-xf5qj
3 жыл бұрын
And then he came back with the abominable snow man and ate said attackers in the 3rd act.
@CircusPeanut
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I hurt myself 😂
@SimLPs
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nisvera god tier
@moguuera1197
3 жыл бұрын
the absolute gall of calling jerma a "cheap-ass" after the revelation that he spent thousands of dollars on a comedy wrestling video
@annaphorra
3 жыл бұрын
@samson pessah live jerma rumble i assume
@badusername723
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the carnival
@bhelish
3 жыл бұрын
That makes his "cheap assness" even more absurd though. He liquidated his retirement for that video but is saving 50 bucks over express delivery?
@bugjams
3 жыл бұрын
@@bhelish 50 bucks is a lot for shipping tho, like jezum christ.
@TheActionAsk
3 жыл бұрын
@@bhelish He's in streamer debt now, he's gotta save up
@Porkako
3 жыл бұрын
Jerma sounds like he was gonna walk into a gamestop and request "one Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door please", I'm really surprised that plan didn't work
@DanteTorn
3 жыл бұрын
If I didn't know about how many apparently quite rare games he's gotten ahold of to play instead of emulating them I'd be unsurprised if he did. He's a himbo, but he's our himbo.
@coolboyyo654
3 жыл бұрын
i love the thought of him trying to order it like he's at a mcdonalds or some shit
@DanteTorn
3 жыл бұрын
@@coolboyyo654 "I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mario Thousand Year Door, some of Vinny's weed so I can get zerked out of my mind, and a Big Mac I can eat on stream while wearing a rat costume so Chat will take money off my debt." "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
@Soulraven2735
3 жыл бұрын
@@DanteTorn Jerma then gets so upset that he starts rolling out of the Wendy's like the Giant Rat's entrance to Jerma Rumble 3
@DrunkenCoward1
3 жыл бұрын
@@DanteTorn "Just the burger, then."
@nof9395
3 жыл бұрын
“Wizard of Oz” *starts humming I’ve got a golden ticket*
@borntopwnyou
3 жыл бұрын
Yellow Brick Road, Golden Ticket; it's basically the same thing.
@scrumblebump9613
3 жыл бұрын
I went to look for this comment and it was the top one
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
3 жыл бұрын
There's a Wizard of Oz ride at a theme park near me that does the same thing, and it drives me insane every time I go
@55fivefive
3 жыл бұрын
@@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R What a Jerma thing to do, maybe just stop going on the same ride?
@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
3 жыл бұрын
@@55fivefive The music is on a loudspeaker outside of the ride too, it's unavoidable if you're walking by.
@jojonono2679
3 жыл бұрын
"Why would there be a planet called Zerkenoff!?" For the same reasons we have a planet called Uranus.
@Papi_John
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Zerkenoff would be next to Uranus
@flaxenelbow6987
3 жыл бұрын
@@Papi_John lmfao
@DrHeinzy
3 жыл бұрын
We also have a planet named JuPeter.
@DJstarrfish
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Zerkenoff, the god of spring, eggplants, and lubricants, among the best known of the Gods in the Roman Pantheon. Really glad that astronomers named a planet after him.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
3 жыл бұрын
@@Papi_John Zerkenoff to Uranus
@deecomposerr
3 жыл бұрын
i feel like jerma immediately forgot about the asymmetry option after being told about it because it was criminally underutilized for the rest of the stream
@DanteTorn
3 жыл бұрын
Scorpions are arachnids like spiders, with 8 legs and 2 modified pedipalps that form the "claws." Spiders also have 8 legs and 2 pedipalps which are those two little "arms" you see next to their jaws (not their fangs) that kinda look like they are wearing mittens. Scorpions use their pedipalps to grab prey (often not using their stinger at all) while spiders use their pedipalps for shaping their webs and cocooning prey. Both spiders and scorpions use their pedipalps to sense their environment, but to what degree depends on the species. Correct me if I'm wrong/incorrectly phrasing any of this. I'm more of an aquatic biologist than an entomologist.
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the scorpion facts
@kai-in1xt
3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but in most spiders (I believe there are a few exceptions), the first 2 legs, the first 2 ACTUAL legs, function as the penis. Yes, both. Edit: I have been informed that it is the pedipalps that are the penises of the spider, not the front legs. Sorry!
@og8263
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah scorpions are arachnids, I don't find them too scary but Sun spiders (don't google if you're an arachnophobe) freak us out daily, they always get through the shitty army doors and are fucking huge. At least they aren't dangerous.
@samblackstone3400
3 жыл бұрын
In scorpions the chelicerae are modified into tiny claw-like mouthparts while in spiders the chelicerae are their fangs. Really cool stuff.
@julianbesem4586
3 жыл бұрын
I Had a Biology Teacher who thought that Scorpions were related to Crayfish, she was really surprised about that
@whateveryasaypal5022
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude I cracked up when he started talking about people wanting to eat carrots while high because there was one time when I was high and there wasn't any snack food but when I checked the fridge I saw carrots and was like "OH FUCK YES"
@whateveryasaypal5022
3 жыл бұрын
Tbf though I do just eat whole carrots when I'm sober. Still cracked me up nonetheless
@badusername723
3 жыл бұрын
@@whateveryasaypal5022 carrots are crunchy and sweet at the same time. It makes sense really
@whateveryasaypal5022
3 жыл бұрын
@@badusername723 very good point
@sayosweeti5757
3 жыл бұрын
@@whateveryasaypal5022 never been high but carrots are hella good
@Wremson
3 жыл бұрын
My high ass forgot i hate carrots but I saw them once and went "oh hell yeah" and the second i bit into it i almost threw up
@michaelmitchell59
3 жыл бұрын
Jerma's entire fighting style is the epitome of: "I'm going to get my big brother to beat you up".
@da_purple_lizard
7 ай бұрын
He is LITERALLY scout from TF2
@neighandwhinnymchorse2100
3 жыл бұрын
I like how Jerma got so defensive about being hungry after making a carrot, but by that point he'd *already* made a pizza (which was one of the examples he gave for something a hungry person would want when he was rambling about the carrot)
@walmarp
2 жыл бұрын
hi neigh or whinny mchorse, I am LIVE streaming
@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit, jerma is incredibly right about that “bugs are just math problems” thing
@DanteTorn
3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the bug. For ants? Yes. For bees? They've been proven to be capable of learning and changing their behaviors.
@badusername723
3 жыл бұрын
@@DanteTorn are you an entomologist
@Notto-tn9dy
3 жыл бұрын
@@badusername723 he's a marine biologist
@badusername723
3 жыл бұрын
@@Notto-tn9dy pretty sure that’s like fish and stuff. No way he could know THIS much about both bugs AND fish...
@RandomTomatoSoup
3 жыл бұрын
everything is just a maths problem
@cracky4415
3 жыл бұрын
22:11 “Don’t be afraid it’s me” *lunges at them*
@Haedox
3 жыл бұрын
I never thought he would go back. Good stream.
@MisterLN
3 жыл бұрын
im very glad he gave it another chance, it deserved it imo
@dikerdodleplays
3 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought this was a recap of the old stream. Cool that he tried it again, hopefully with less issues
@antares____
3 жыл бұрын
And if he keeps his word, He's playing it again tonight!!
@reignmyster
3 жыл бұрын
he's streaming it rn
@Plagiarismm
3 жыл бұрын
Haedox
@MrAw3sum
3 жыл бұрын
26:10 Legend has it, Tomar payed $5000 for those improv lessons.
@HL-iz9ji
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard it was $600,000
@USBmi
3 жыл бұрын
People in glass houses really shouldn’t throw bones.
@NotOnLand
2 жыл бұрын
He had to really cut back on his Geek Squad bill to be able to afford it but it was worth it.
@Yemmer
Жыл бұрын
@@NotOnLand honestly as a former member of Firedog you would think he would know better.
@jem7580
3 жыл бұрын
chat was SO agressive this stream
@jonathonm8702
3 жыл бұрын
Twitch chat is just a cesspool of backseat gaming redditors
@RandomTomatoSoup
3 жыл бұрын
they were channeling gronk
@LukeBeadles
3 жыл бұрын
Chat's been real bad lately. In pretty much any streamer's chat now
@bugjams
3 жыл бұрын
Twitch chat users are the scum of society
@molybdenumrose
3 жыл бұрын
@@LukeBeadles They've been awful for years
@club2772
3 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned Clint's Reptiles I was like "jerma just gets cooler and cooler the more I watch him."
@pixelmike54
3 жыл бұрын
i lost my shit.
@metapuns9004
3 жыл бұрын
I came down here looking for this comment!!! I knew Jerma was a reptile fan after the Geckie from Viva Pinata
@eurowanker
3 жыл бұрын
actually did a full belly joker laugh at ''this is just an AT-ST''
@leonthemedic5532
3 жыл бұрын
"It's like the alien singer from star wars." I knew it would make it in the highlights for the stream.
@leonthemedic5532
3 жыл бұрын
I was the person who said it in twitch chat after all.
@DrHeinzy
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonthemedic5532 Good job!
@leonthemedic5532
3 жыл бұрын
@@DrHeinzy thanks!
@slimber7002
2 жыл бұрын
jerma getting a smidge of power through Gronk and immediately abusing it made me die laughing.
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
If Jerma was god we would all be doomed with his creations.
@131ver
3 жыл бұрын
We wouldnt be doomed by his creations, no. We would be his doomed creations.
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
@@131ver ohmygod i dont wanna be a carrot
@weepee2400
3 жыл бұрын
game theory: jerma KILLED the dinosaurs
@waterbottle6644
2 жыл бұрын
If?
@dachshund_gaming
3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely can’t stop staring at Gronk’s thighs
@ClovenofHooves
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@lucidlullaby894
3 жыл бұрын
“What’s a dragon term that starts with P?” *Oh you’ve done it now*
@bugjams
3 жыл бұрын
*scales have entered the chat*
@ClovenofHooves
3 жыл бұрын
Pelvis?
@jackiechan9689
3 жыл бұрын
“It’s the wizard of oz!” *sings I’ve got a golden ticket*
@UltraShoulders
3 жыл бұрын
Jerma and The Thousand Year Spore
@DrHeinzy
3 жыл бұрын
That should definitely be the name of the 2ndJerma vid.
@NightmareLoveForever
3 жыл бұрын
36:09 "here comes the Wizard of Oz" **beatboxes 'I've Got a Golden Ticket' from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory**
@DQBlizzard_
3 жыл бұрын
hes absolutely fried
@DramakilzU
3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Jerma is the last of his kind? He is from the species Jermicas Streamas, and most scientists believe they have gone extinct.
@DigitalVomitTV
3 жыл бұрын
26:11 hearing him read out an oneyplays quote made me pog
@wikkidize
3 жыл бұрын
This is a cool streamer :)
@justthomas2488
3 жыл бұрын
Coolest :)
@mfbloc9549
3 жыл бұрын
*small
@metromancer
3 жыл бұрын
lies and propaganda
@raddarat8471
3 жыл бұрын
Wow nice try jerma, we all know its you, you ego maniac
@ShittyFuckerLandOfDreams1995
3 жыл бұрын
nah hes fucked
@AraiiarA
3 жыл бұрын
I hate this stream sequel. They took away the awesome free epileptic seizure feature from the previous one. What a letdown.
@cobaltnightmare5920
3 жыл бұрын
That shit was actually insane.
@jackiechan9689
3 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@cobaltnightmare5920
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackiechan9689 kzitem.info/news/bejne/lYiwxZ2VcIKjaqw a glitch that flashed random rainbow textures on screen
@LukeBeadles
3 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltnightmare5920 as far as I can tell, I think whenever a texture was loaded it would show up on the stream.
@deityforAday
3 жыл бұрын
psychotic chat member complains that streamer doesn't kill hundreds live on stream. these people are FUCKED
@kays7292
3 жыл бұрын
every time he puts a body part on a creature he seems so happy
@copiipaste
3 жыл бұрын
13:43 HE SMOKES WEED. WE’RE IN
@cabersmith
3 жыл бұрын
26:12 thank you zach
@some_vagrant5824
3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what bones smell like
@borntopwnyou
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Jerma got Zach banned for an hour.
@andy-xf5nf
3 жыл бұрын
this video would have been better if the spore creation was green and retired
@samquik
3 жыл бұрын
16:39 can't believe Jerma disrespects the heroic Tserkinoff clan of Russian fame
@readmore5888
3 жыл бұрын
Pizza Griffin egregiously snubbed
@scoob6505
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I was feeling very JermaPluto today and these recaps help a lot.
@user-qf2rx8ir3n
3 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@scoob6505
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n The Big Sad.
@user-qf2rx8ir3n
3 жыл бұрын
@Scoob oh hahaha ok
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
Hey get better soon, being sad sucks. But always remember that tough times never last, only tough people.
@scoob6505
3 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat8977 Thank you for the kind words. Fat cats always make me smile :)
@trainershade1937
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Jerma, concerned about Nintendo going crazy on him if he played Thousand Year Door using an emulator, even though Nintendo would have no legal ground to stand on if he did so.
@og8263
3 жыл бұрын
Jerma discovers that insects are infact biologically different from mammals
@ScruffyPumpkin
3 жыл бұрын
Small critique! Would it be possible to put an "originally streamed on (date)"? I love your stream recaps!
@bingbabooie3697
3 жыл бұрын
I continue to be amazed at how quickly ya manage to pump these edits out. Thank you so much for the great work!
@user-bv1gq8jj6b
3 жыл бұрын
G A M E R N E C K
@blakeschroko7838
3 жыл бұрын
Thats fucked I played thousand year door when I was a child with my mother, the disk is all shitty and scaratched up now. If I knew mfs were selling it for thousands on ebay I would've kept it in better shape smh.
@mastertunnelrat8051
3 жыл бұрын
Have a similar story with a DBZ game on PS2. Still have the old disc and case, but they're scratched to shit. Genuinely didn't expect discs to fall out of fashion, lol. Spent 120 on a new copy of the game
@brandonandujar2289
3 жыл бұрын
@@mastertunnelrat8051 which dbz game?
@mastertunnelrat8051
3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonandujar2289 Budokai Tenkaichi 3!
@brandonandujar2289
3 жыл бұрын
@@mastertunnelrat8051 awesome game, still don't think its style has been surpassed.
@mastertunnelrat8051
3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonandujar2289 Oh for sure! Compared to the more recent titles, it had a sense of impact and combo system which really added to the gameplay. DBZ kakarot and xenoverse all feel floaty compared to it.
@OhertRasmus
3 жыл бұрын
"Bugs are just a living math problem" - Jerma 2021
@jei6863
2 жыл бұрын
of all the things in this video, I was so caught off guard at 25:54, I thought fireman was crackling his way through my screen
@vegancarnotaurus8216
3 жыл бұрын
he's making bugsnax
@OvPdTurtle
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@nigeljones9215
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma has never seen a scorpion before.
@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
3 жыл бұрын
idk if anybody mentioned this but at 36:20 he keeps beatboxing “ive got a golden ticket” from charlie and the chocolate factory, instead of “follow the yellow brick road”
@breadbreadington5735
3 жыл бұрын
"Grank. Restraint level 0."
@Voc_spooksauce
3 жыл бұрын
2:22 This made me literally burst out laughing. I hate when people say this because it sounds forced but i actually did, dunno why since it was so simple
@carto4028
3 жыл бұрын
Yall ever notice that the jerma system has 2 suns.
@tikkng
2 жыл бұрын
thank u whoever tf u are or whoever tf this is. i literally barely know jerma from both 10 years ago tf2 days and from ludwig stuff now. but god damn i fucking LOVE spore and i actually really enjoy jerma too, he's got a nice chill but still funny 'vibe' so yea, im 99% sure this isnt even related directly to jerma, its just some random fan who edited this stream(s) to make it all great, so fuckin thank u
@patata6868
3 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end he made the alien version of The Chad, crest and everything
@carto4028
3 жыл бұрын
How does jerma of all people think that.....thing......looks like a pizza
@Snufkun
3 жыл бұрын
29:11 dark souls mimic noise
@aerosma5021
2 жыл бұрын
"It's Sully and Mike" I fucking lost it
@kyledonnelly8069
2 жыл бұрын
I just love the image of an confused stoner, like "dude no, I have burgers, pizza, wtf you want a carrot?"
@NotOnLand
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's paranoia about emulation is so funny, like either don't mention it or straight up lie. Vinny always says he's using a "modded console" when he does handheld things.
@Charlie-hv3dh
2 жыл бұрын
For the whole video I was uncontrollably giggling. Really needed this. Super exhausted now though, like my voice is almost lost!
@toenail6105
3 жыл бұрын
Psycho streamer considers emulating a 1st party Nintendo game ON STREAM.
@Gougar
3 жыл бұрын
him thinking streaming an emulated Nintendo game is illegal makes me unreasonably angry lol
@houston-says-hi
3 жыл бұрын
yeah the way he's legit freaking out about the idea of emulating the game is both funny and irritating lmao he really truly thinks that playing games on an emulator is illegal and nintendo is gonna sue him or some shit despite him streaming emulated first party nintendo games on that bootleg console before
@DrHeinzy
3 жыл бұрын
Let him believe it, it is funnier that way
@copyrightstrike4666
3 жыл бұрын
He'd be perfectly fine if he just didn't say he was emulating it
@humorless402
3 жыл бұрын
Literally unwatchable
@343-43
3 жыл бұрын
I’m just saying...Pete-Zah was such a missed opportunity
@pomfpomf
3 жыл бұрын
whats super funny is that in idaho theres this place called flying pie pizza and their logo is a pizza with wings
@AM_on_YT
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting this. Him streaming Spore has so far been my 2021 highlight
@chelsea3702
3 жыл бұрын
He tried to make a pizza and made a biblically accurate angel
@moctezooma
3 жыл бұрын
26:14 Oneyplays Bones bit
@b.kenealy
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe jermas stomach wouldn’t be a battleground if he just reached for the carrots
@micheal8672
3 жыл бұрын
You're awesome for making this like a day after the stream
@Soulraven2735
3 жыл бұрын
11:38 Why does his Peter Griffin impression sound like JFK? Peter Griffin has a Rhode Island accent, so it's not like the voice would be that difficult to replicate
@bugjams
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, probably because of the "uhhh's"
@Matoro342
3 жыл бұрын
Not even 7 minutes in and he’s already more high than the day before
@TheFatmerrill
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit i havent laughed this hard in a while , idk what it is about spore but it plus jerma is a guaranteed good time
@borntopwnyou
3 жыл бұрын
26:12 pretty sure I heard this on Oneyplays.
@golden_xp_
3 жыл бұрын
For the final evolution he should have called it the "Jermanator"
@liquidshitman2552
3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe oneyplays just got into jerma
@sicksalt7765
Жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing for Jerma's actual creature sculpting hobby two years later
@Guitar_Hero_1999
3 жыл бұрын
ty for making a recap so quickly, was going to watch it when he was live but i’m sick with covid and was too tired to hop on stream edit: just in case anyone was wondering, my dad’s coming home from the hospital today! he’ll have to use an oxygen tank for a while but still! 1/31
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, get better soon!
@Guitar_Hero_1999
3 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat8977 tysm! me and my family are almost through it, my dad’s in the hospital and has been for about 2 weeks but he’s doing good
@fatcat8977
3 жыл бұрын
@@Guitar_Hero_1999 Hell yeah, you’ll all get through this. Hope everyone gets well soon!
@Guitar_Hero_1999
3 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat8977 ty :)!
@bingbabooie3697
3 жыл бұрын
@@Guitar_Hero_1999 best of luck to you and your family!
@firstlast6437
3 жыл бұрын
He's been on a roll recently with great games
@JustSmug
3 жыл бұрын
"jerma makes the same jokes he did 3 years ago" the stream
@redsprine
3 жыл бұрын
26:11 oneyplays reference
@shizzlebizzfizz
3 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen this stream in full but I am honestly surprised there is not one wow reference he made in this. The second phase would have been perfect to make them
@legodude22100
3 жыл бұрын
10:23 worst noise
@hem9483
3 жыл бұрын
“there’s bones in this bag”
@EmmArrGus
3 жыл бұрын
never expected jerma to shout out CLINTS REPTILES of all people
@jettisonantics
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he mentioned Clint reptiles is hilarious to me
@DanteTorn
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the fact that IIRC Clint explicitly describes their anatomy in the exact video Jerma was mentioning and he still thought they only had 6 legs while also forgetting they had pincers.
@milky243
2 жыл бұрын
13:43 he has definitely asked for a carrot when he was high
@frogg5368
3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get that 'say bones' reference?
@ixtlipulido6103
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I had a head ache so went to sleep.
@nerdyhedgehog6055
3 жыл бұрын
If this doesn't get nominated for best stream of 2021 I'm going to fucking
@minifridge337
3 жыл бұрын
26:11 the universes are merging
@theblobconsumes4859
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma was so wrong about munchies and saying that carrots would be weird
@Freeze-DriedWater
3 жыл бұрын
God damn; I shouldn't have left this stream early
@kai-in1xt
3 жыл бұрын
zonked streamer DEMANDS CARROT from chat
@astracontritus1209
3 жыл бұрын
Gronk is best boy after fireman, change my mind
@xexcellx1821
2 жыл бұрын
3:10 creating creatures to populate world 17:00 starts cell phase
@joeljones7259
2 жыл бұрын
I heard “evolution? Bigger brain” the exact same as “hotel? Trivago”
@cubicpsychotic5616
2 жыл бұрын
Grotto Beasts concept art looking good!
@gavintantleff
2 жыл бұрын
Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
@Lucifronz
Жыл бұрын
23:15 Jerma's that guy who found an alley cat and a mouse and made friends with the both of them separately, then was shocked the cat tried to eat the mouse when he introduced them to each other. _They're carnivores, Jeremy._ They want to kill the smaller one to eat it.
@tobubiify
3 жыл бұрын
The way he says "mike? mike? MIKE!?" tho :(
@nhilz
3 жыл бұрын
im absolutely loosing my shit thinking of some stoner completely ruining a bag of baby carrots
@hivedmind2759
3 жыл бұрын
watching jerma make the pizza monster during stream singlehandedly convinced me to order pizza that night lmao
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